There's no greater feeling than killing the enemy, thank you for your service Tom.
@nutbastard Жыл бұрын
"What is greatest in life?" "To destroy your enemy, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women." -Conan the Barbarian
@andrew-rn9ui Жыл бұрын
Based comment 😂
@AclockworkPurple Жыл бұрын
What is the best thing in life, Tom? “To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women.”
@Randomjackass1354 ай бұрын
Your enemies? Is that how dumb military is? That they think it’s their enemies they’re fighting? 😂
@Beneducetattoo Жыл бұрын
Tom saved my dad while he was in Falluja. I can’t thank you enough, Sergeant Segura. Thank you for serving your country.
@alekos2740 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂😭
@crunchking9931 Жыл бұрын
He saved my pops in the Kosovo war back in 99 got him home on time to see me born. Man’s a fucking hero
@Beneducetattoo Жыл бұрын
@@crunchking9931 God bless Sergeant Segura.
@Ryy_Ryy Жыл бұрын
Just want to say, a KZbin video that's like 15 min long watching Tommy and the Booth Boys play VR would be a smash hit in KZbin for sure.
@HawksNestYT Жыл бұрын
^
@ptt619 Жыл бұрын
i would take 10-12 benadryl to see that
@illuminahde Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom. These broads will never get what we've done for them to enjoy their little jokes.
@Mrz-bq2yb Жыл бұрын
Women will never understand the sacrifice tier one operators make on a daily basis. Very sad.
@nrvous_250gt Жыл бұрын
I have over 90 confirmed kills from just the last hour. How am I supposed to live with that?
@illuminahde Жыл бұрын
@@nrvous_250gt Just think of the lives you saved soldier... think of the lives you saved.
@jared30 Жыл бұрын
Tom's impression of a frustrated veteran is spot on.
@MuddyGamingLive Жыл бұрын
I would say for Christine that her age is a natural vag dryer.
@sanctifizzle Жыл бұрын
I find it ironic how Christina bashes video games because they're a time waster but she spends hours flipping through terrible tik toks 😂
@Yonny316 Жыл бұрын
It's hard to be good at counter strike its hard af!
@MotionlessMike Жыл бұрын
@@thejourneyofthefool you’re talking about the tiktok segment that everybody dislikes, right? Not really a comedian’s job either.
@Tyreinn Жыл бұрын
@memein yeah any hobby can be quantified as a waste of time though, especially if you set the bar at "does it make you money"
@MotionlessMike Жыл бұрын
@@Tyreinn Especially when the point is being argued while commenting on a KZbin video. The overwhelming irony.
@Tyreinn Жыл бұрын
@@MotionlessMike truuuuue
@Jibbey Жыл бұрын
As one of the fellow Bulgarians Tom had to fight off on that ship, I’ll say I have never faced a more intimidating foe before. I distinctly remember the terror I felt when I looked into his eyes. Although a cold, ruthless man of few words, there is warmth deep inside this national hero’s heart. That is, after all, how I get to tell this story, being a family man myself - Tom chose to spare my life. I hope your country is as grateful for your service as I am for your kindness and sympathy. Благодаря ти Tommy!
@yo-yosmuggler2414 Жыл бұрын
😂
@martiniliev8255 Жыл бұрын
Доблестен противник е!
@maclnmacln Жыл бұрын
Don't worry while he was distracted I stole his car's radio
@primalcolin2 Жыл бұрын
Does Christina appreciate how lucky she is to nail a soldier of war 😂
@yourmomslvr5622 Жыл бұрын
Ptsd Soldier Bless Him
@primalcolin2 Жыл бұрын
@@yourmomslvr5622 war changes you 😂
@danthompson011 Жыл бұрын
the smirk at 0:07... so many jokes and ideas are flowing through his head at this very moment. Pure bliss
@MrSpeedyAce Жыл бұрын
He’s just thinking what a dumb broad she is for questioning his patriotism.
@thattiffchik Жыл бұрын
Best part
@TotallyTylerHD Жыл бұрын
He holds back his response too. Beautiful art tom
@Push8180 Жыл бұрын
If I throw on my quest 2 and hear Tomie's voice, I'm gonna shit my pants
@jakehoover6655 Жыл бұрын
So, a usual Friday for you?
@gabinomorales106 Жыл бұрын
Match start…BIKES!
@BrassBashers Жыл бұрын
What game is it??? I'm saving up for the PS VR2
@swaggysaint7085 Жыл бұрын
@@BrassBashers onward
@oduinn7948 Жыл бұрын
Just hear "BIKES!" and your throat is slit.
@JamestheKilljoy Жыл бұрын
Its good to see that the irony of someone crapping on video game players while they sit mindlessly watching TV is still alive in a person. Old people never change 😂
@breakwoodhopper6739 Жыл бұрын
Or how she into goth shit still in her 50's or watches tiktoks 😅
@whowantstorunforpresident5531 Жыл бұрын
No one ever got smarter playing video games. It's literally TV with fancier remotes.
@Rosskles Жыл бұрын
@@whowantstorunforpresident5531 There are studies you can look up that have shown memory improvement, problem solving, mental health benefits, stress relief, critical thinking. I've heard more than a few people mention the learned English more through games than they did in classrooms. Interactive media is a lot more than passive TV watching.
@whowantstorunforpresident5531 Жыл бұрын
@@Rosskles Do you know what is even better for all those things? Real life.
@Courtesyflush52 Жыл бұрын
@@whowantstorunforpresident5531 but thats the point he's making. Is that video games and TV are basically the same, hence the irony of only complaining about one of them
@spoo4u Жыл бұрын
My time in Fallujah will never match those of Tom's. Thank you for your service sir.
@abem2092 Жыл бұрын
“…I was in Fuhlewjuh!” Lmao
@missourimongoose8858 Жыл бұрын
I was only there for 2 weeks but it has the record for how fast we went black on ammo lol 35 min outside the wire and we were at 10%...it was intense
@Rodrifuuu Жыл бұрын
Christina is gonna be mad when Tom finds out there are better head straps with battery packs.
@renabshire4704 Жыл бұрын
She'll be replaced next
@Ali-lm7uw Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but its cumbersome,
@Rodrifuuu Жыл бұрын
@@Ali-lm7uw That massive head can take it.
@jacobsaucier5346 Жыл бұрын
@@Ali-lm7uw he gets his daily workout while he plays - that’s a selling feature for him cmon now.
@Ali-lm7uw Жыл бұрын
@@jacobsaucier5346 good for workout, agreed
@Kk44887 Жыл бұрын
I served with Tom on the oil rig, he saved my life and taught me the meaning of freedom.
@Somegoy Жыл бұрын
I asked my buddy who's an Iraq war vet how he felt about this, and he agrees with Tom. He's basically been there and done it . Thank you for your service Tom 😂
@ghostb.c.3957 Жыл бұрын
You can see the look he makes when he decides to go along with the bit 😂
@DVSFWGames Жыл бұрын
I remember vividly SSGT. Segura breaching this doorway of a house near that moroccan bazaar, he took one in the plate and was still badass enough to neutralize the target and continue the sweep. Good times.
@twinkie354 Жыл бұрын
It brings me peace of mind knowing my video game playing dries CP out.
@frostbite1963 Жыл бұрын
“This guy made a joke on KZbin, gotta quickly put him in his place! Christina and Tom will like me then!”
@driprubies2464 Жыл бұрын
And I’m thankful for it!
@KillerBee300 Жыл бұрын
@@jpk9902 YOU
@HadenGregory Жыл бұрын
Christina P. shouldn't talk about what turns her off, when she's out here turning off every man with eyes lmao
@Battlefox64_RL Жыл бұрын
@Haden Gregory thinking about her getting wet makes me actually sick to my stomach.
@Impuhlz Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service, Tom. Christina, thank you for your cervix.
@mikekotlarich3287 Жыл бұрын
Bro. Top F'in notch. Crush that dry snatch.
@RoguishClyde Жыл бұрын
Wait until she finds out about VR Porn! Hahahaha!
@metaomicron72 Жыл бұрын
Haven't watched Tom in a while. He is looking healthier, slimmer, looking good.
@johndough510 Жыл бұрын
to think i’m able to watch this in the comfort of my home ONLY because of Tom’s sacrifice. how lucky we really are
@Hunter-fs2xe Жыл бұрын
I swear, Tom could cough and that hyena in the back would just absolutely shit himself with laughter
@JonParrYucatan Жыл бұрын
They really need to do a video of Tom playing the VR game with a split screen of him from the "outside" and what he is seeing. I would watch that.
@PrinceofPwnage Жыл бұрын
I fkn love VR. Air combat games, shooting games, and racing games are amazing. Project Wingman in VR with a HOTAS is fantastic.
@drew2616 Жыл бұрын
As an Onward Active service member i understand what tom is going through. PTSD is no joke!!
@omarvandiver3647 Жыл бұрын
We are the few and the proud
@OFFFishing Жыл бұрын
Freedom isn't free...Thanks Tom👏🍻
@Hubris423 Жыл бұрын
Awe man, when he said its classified, I was so in tune with the guy laughing in the background lmfao
@videoj4281 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your input on video games, Christina. Just as valuable as your insight on comedy.
@michaelkavanagh932 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂this whole bit was phenomenal. Tom being deadly serious throughout could honestly convince you its real
@UnscannableDrew Жыл бұрын
Tom and I spilled the same digital blood in the same virtual mud.
@trevorhman12 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom. Sad seeing how Christina treats veterans like you
@dtznyc1 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@L1VE3V1L Жыл бұрын
Welcome to video games Tom. Glad you’re a real hero like the rest of us finally.
@rfgson Жыл бұрын
Almost fell off a scaffold laughing when i heard this bit on the podcast. Top draw Tom & Christina fun times.
@motivationwithin4057 Жыл бұрын
We get it Christina men can’t have fun we just have to earn money for women and suffer. Real nice. Also Tom thank you for your service.
@DZAROVNY6 ай бұрын
ROFLMAO within 8 seconds 🤣🤣🤣🤣 YAS QUEEN Chrispy pegged Tom so good with that burn, he switched from tired and frustrated to smiling in no time. That's intimacy. 💘
@devito26 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom, don't let her punch down on such a heroic soldier.
@johngonzalez7794 Жыл бұрын
Tom I want to send you, one of the medals I earned from my time in service. You too have served your country well and deserve recognition
@Sysaphys Жыл бұрын
You have got to get Christina to experience VR on the podcast.
@KONAmustang50 Жыл бұрын
The fear of heights one.
@ParkerPPipe Жыл бұрын
This is seriously the best of Tom. Thank you for your service
@kinuorthel8096 Жыл бұрын
So glad Tom has gotten into some fun and action finally
@josephpasqua Жыл бұрын
It makes it so much better how he acts like it really went down
@sauceboss3808 Жыл бұрын
4:39 HA “yOu eArNed tHe rIgHt” ITS NOT A RIGHT CHRISTINA, it’s a responsibility….. that each American has to SERVE and PROTECT this country from threats foreign..and domestic. Thank you for your service Tom 🇺🇸
@ayce248 Жыл бұрын
3:06 one word stumped and got Tom to break character "callsign" 😂
@minnesotatomcat Жыл бұрын
You gotta get Steven Seagal on so him and Tom can talk about secret missions for the government 🤣
@Loke6661666246 Жыл бұрын
The gaming arc begins... I'm here for it.
@FrankGhal Жыл бұрын
Christina hating video games shows how old she is and From one combat Veteran to another thank you for your service tom
@AdamCBM Жыл бұрын
0:06 The funiest thing is Tom almost breaking😂 Also him not completing sentences about his missions
@MR.BUGGLE Жыл бұрын
As a gamer I love this on so many level's, thank you for your service sir.
@MrTony714 Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen almost all of the YMH clips and I must say this is the hardest I have laughed out of all of them.
@MrYoda-xb6mp Жыл бұрын
Tom “Classified” Segura 🫡🇺🇸
@Kingdomplains7 ай бұрын
3:59 "It looks like a bazaar in Morocco..." 😂
@stupidasso9739 Жыл бұрын
The things Tom saw last night would make you wish you were never born. He's a hero's hero for fucks sakes show him the respect he god damned deserves!!!
@karlmueller5241 Жыл бұрын
This is amazing. I needed this today.
@stevemcdowell123 Жыл бұрын
This man is a hero, I’d proudly serve alongside in the virtual battlefields 🫡
@javieraceves2252 Жыл бұрын
Christine never got out of that being a hater is cool phase of her life
@Diamond_Reaper Жыл бұрын
The producers in the back absolutely cracking up makes it, always 😂
@happyface35 Жыл бұрын
My brother's helicopter was blown out of the sky in Afghanistan... he doesn't sleep because everytime he sleeps he hears explosions... but this IS basically the same thing.
@shanechronic6453 Жыл бұрын
Do you not understand satire?
@happyface35 Жыл бұрын
@@shanechronic6453 do you understand sarcasm? Smh
@jpk9902 Жыл бұрын
Nah man, your brother didn't experience shit compared to what Tom went through
@happyface35 Жыл бұрын
@@jpk9902 Tom's got it rough man. Now his wife isn't attracted to him on top of his PTSD... smh. He's in rough shape for sure.
@Mrz-bq2yb Жыл бұрын
Sounds like stolen valor compared to the sacrifice Tom has made for this great country.
@Scotty2Shirts Жыл бұрын
Tom is the greatest American hero we have ever had, God bless America
@gwildordipkin6504 Жыл бұрын
"Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!"
@Ole_JackBurton Жыл бұрын
I'm finishing my coffee.
@Zaxby722 Жыл бұрын
Lmao the "Honestly, it's classified" comment was fucking comedic genius and timing.
@Xiellion Жыл бұрын
"oh no a man enjoying himself - fuck that guy" -Christina for some reason
@paulv7744 Жыл бұрын
"☕"
@HawksNestYT Жыл бұрын
Tom, a video of you gaming would POP off. Especially if it’s with the booth boys
@wickedawesomeo Жыл бұрын
The whole of Europe thank you Tom for the freedom you give us with your bravery! Salute brother!
@P5YcHoKiLLa Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom. Christina needs to honor your sacrifice a LOT more.
@jasonbostock408 Жыл бұрын
how could Tom not say "You can not handle the truth" on this bit it was there a full set up for a classic line
@randall4852 Жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!!!!! “I’m not gonna leave my brothers behind” omg i rewinded that three times
@KayLock13 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom!🤣🤣🤣
@23Robusto Жыл бұрын
"We've been training!!!" and then Tom takes a sip of iced Frappuccino.
@andrewjacques8719 Жыл бұрын
I understand now why Tom was so passionate Christina and her stolen valor… He’s been serving his country behind the scenes this whole time
@dropshotter4419 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see Tom playing some VR FPS games for sure!
@HadenGregory Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that Christina is giving Tom a hard time for playing video games as an adult, just like Tom gave WWE Wrestling fans a hard time for watching it as an adult 🤣🤣
@lawrenceelliott3055 Жыл бұрын
Dude, whoever is laughing in the background is why I watch these things. It's fucking hilarious man!!! I want that guy's job
@Propaproduct Жыл бұрын
Theres bo better feeling than killing the enemy 😂 - Top Dawg
@johnmaurer3097 Жыл бұрын
I still remember riding my bike on a beautiful summer day listening to that episode when it came out. Absolutely incredible material.
@bladej7688 Жыл бұрын
Wait until they find the boxing vr games. Thrill of the fight is the best.
@ai4cmvnmt62 Жыл бұрын
It sounds like it would be awesome to play onward with you lol
@avadventuregear Жыл бұрын
“There was a lot less of them when I left buddy” - TOPDOG #RIP
@ai4cmvnmt62 Жыл бұрын
You should come to the Comdey Club’s in VR lol I try to swing by once in a while do some stand up.
@Xspaz15X Жыл бұрын
Tom needs to make a series of him playing VR games.
@SamBassComedy Жыл бұрын
I died when Christina started talking shit.
@X7Excalibur Жыл бұрын
Every gamer understands Tom completely right now.
@jordand431 Жыл бұрын
This would be incredible content if Tom ever wanted to stream this, or even have it uploaded as a clip. Production please convince Tom/Christina to do some gaming content you'll make bank.
@NWbirdseyeview Жыл бұрын
“Population One” is the funnest most fast paced fps in VR. Get it Tom, I’ll carry you😂
@kmach1nex Жыл бұрын
Tom, you can get a VR battery pack or even one of those cell phone charger banks and attach it to your head strap to add several hours to the battery life. Good luck soldier.
@gooseking0420 Жыл бұрын
I was thinking this all day after he mentioned it. "Wait until that strap breaks, and they see the replacements with swappable batteries."
@DavidTheBulldog Жыл бұрын
Bobo vr m2 pro
@gooseking0420 Жыл бұрын
@@DavidTheBulldog I use a q2 elite from another company. Similar design but has a passthrough for an IR light that helps with less than ideal lighting in the playspace.
@BOOSETO5 ай бұрын
Onward VR is hard as fuck! It's amazing!
@mitchellmacdonald6032 Жыл бұрын
Christina is trying to be like "this is why you dont get anal (annoying female voice)" but Tom is literally making all the money and making ALL THE JOKES
@alexistrebexis3195 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for ur service Tom. I was in WWII, and the things you’ve seen, I can’t even imagine.
@jod5861 Жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is doing his best Steve Seagal impression
@tanklin4015 Жыл бұрын
We git those got headaches n motion sickness 😂😂 sold it
@Universemasterj Жыл бұрын
I love how Christina thinks she’s better than anyone
@whitehammer8617 Жыл бұрын
Seems like you’re just jealous of her vibes.
@Plague_Doc22 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is how she talks shit about people with bad teeth, while having a full set of fake teeth herself lol
@michaelcurtis7156 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't she sit on TikTok all day? I don't know how that is better/more attractive than video games.
@jpk9902 Жыл бұрын
You know, I think she's a comedian, so I'm guessing she's making these things called jokes, but I'm not 100 percent sure. 🤔
@nickdct472 Жыл бұрын
@@jpk9902 😂😂😂😂😂
@PaNDaSNiP3R Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie VR is a decent work out. Play creed once and tell me you ain’t sweating
@mrtandemslidessbtt Жыл бұрын
Haven’t watched this podcast in years…. Glad to know Christina still hasn’t changed.
@FranMjolnir Жыл бұрын
This lady talking about V driers like she’s a 10…
@777-h6d Жыл бұрын
She is 10/100
@bropellerjohnson9197 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service Tom
@zcrafton Жыл бұрын
Tommy’s about to discover a vast expanse of VR porn this tour
@Daringtons Жыл бұрын
I remember the first one I watched,I looked down and had a dick the size of my arm there
@KilyanAustin11 күн бұрын
I remember being at work and hearing this, trying to not laugh manically. *I was on an oil tanker, there's bulgarians on the ship!!* 😂😂
@joesmoke27 Жыл бұрын
my brother played vr boxing until he punched and shattered a light bulb and the fan it was connected to fell on him, so funny, I would rather watch people play vr then play it!
@PunkMurdoc10 ай бұрын
BRO I would fucking PAY to watch Tom Stream VR Games! AYE MATHAFKA THEY COMING IN FULL FORCE! AIR TIGHT!
@Hucklebubba Жыл бұрын
Christina doesn't like men who play video games? Oh, darn it and gee whiz!
@Essobee Жыл бұрын
Try racing in VR. It's the tits
@bcvetkov8534 Жыл бұрын
Tom has completed his journey to defending America's honor in VR.