I'm glad Tomato feels the same way about the "customer is always right" thing, the customer is right when the customer is RIGHT god damn it.
@noodleshogun2934 жыл бұрын
7 years of Customer service and I still have yet to see a customer that was right.
@Vaguer_Weevil4 жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks that they, as a customer, are always right means they have never worked a day in their life.
@digitalhorse99544 жыл бұрын
@@noodleshogun293 I'm going on 6 and it's the same thing on my end
@siluriantides4 жыл бұрын
As someone who works in retail, there have been so many times I wish I could tell them to GTFO lol
@PlushLordOfTheSeas3 жыл бұрын
I only bother with customer service when I've been wronged, and I actually am always right. but i'm also nice about it because i understand it's a wretched job. BUT some cs mfs do like to turn that it around and be a real pain in the ass as if the giant corporation that enslaves them's money was theirs, so it's a two way street
@mothpo4 жыл бұрын
local cheese salesman goes mad after someone says american cheese is cheese.
@timdemp57452 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A HERETICAL THING!
@timdemp57452 жыл бұрын
The only real cheese is aged sharp cheddar.
@hexoson4 жыл бұрын
Local fruit becomes homeless, argues about cheese for 10 minutes
@danieltreshner49554 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, the best thing I think I've ever heard when talking to a anthropomorphic clam is, "Shut trap, musselboy."
@arcanefox87544 жыл бұрын
9:46 Fun fact! The phrase "The customer is always right!" was championed by (And possibly created by) a man named Harry Gordon Selfridge who owned and operated a major department store of his own surname located in London back in 1901-1941. Thankfully he got what he deserved and died penniless as a result of the great depression and was muscled out of his own business by his own board as a result of debts.
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact! Ive been trained for customer service at 3 different locales and, unilatterally, I have been told "assume the customer is wrong, just be pleasant and solve their problem." Because any customer who assumes theyre right is almost certainly stupid enough to believe whatever you tell them.
@dimma4c83 жыл бұрын
And the full phrase was "The customer is always right...In matters of taste". if they want a terrible looking wallpaper, let them buy it
@mikealike65492 жыл бұрын
@@brosephnoonan223 that's a fact
@destonnight54444 жыл бұрын
Tomato "Talking about cheese for half an hour" gaming
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Tomato "Lactose Intolerant Beware" Gaming
@queenofvermin2 жыл бұрын
ITS NOT EVEN A HALF AN ITS LIKE 13 MINUTES
@alexhill20294 жыл бұрын
I had such a great time watching this live!!! tomato's voice acting and general roleplay always elicits a gut laughter, I'm very glad I found him lol
@grimli164 жыл бұрын
13:20 actually like 70% of all scanner related injuries come from people who sit on there, it breaks and then they have fucking glass in their Asschecks No joke, they have to use glass that breaks non sharp and stays together, like weaker car Windows
@Quicksilver_Cookie4 жыл бұрын
This was extremely enjoyable. And half an hour rant about cheese in the middle didn't feel out of place either :D
@conk4443 жыл бұрын
I gotta disagree with him on the parmesan bit, though. fresh parmesan is one of my favorite cheeses.
@Quicksilver_Cookie3 жыл бұрын
@@conk444 Most people don't realize that a parmesan chunked from an actual block of parmesan doesn't smell or taste anything as vile as the powdered stuff you find in plastic bottles in a supermarket.
@lukaasanin12153 жыл бұрын
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@lukaasanin12153 жыл бұрын
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@Archphoenix14 жыл бұрын
I hope tomatos surgery went well. He said it will take 20 mins, which is pretty long for a soul implant,but tomato is no ordinary ginger.
@meian98654 жыл бұрын
3:52:23 I can believe that after 4 hours of goofy voices fitting way of ending it
@mint54383 жыл бұрын
"Cheese is not mold nor is it the by-product of mold. But some cheese varieties like blue cheese have specific species of mold that are intentionally added during the cheesemaking process to enhance the flavor of texture. The mold added to these cheeses can be thought of as a special ingredient."
@notoriousjester25934 жыл бұрын
2:28:17 for redman's cheese induced meltdown
@TurboSpaceKitten4 жыл бұрын
Tamto "desperately trying to cover his mistakes with parlour tricks and silencing" Gaming
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Tomlo "Grab that guy! Throw him into the pit!" Gaming
@sodamnclose92034 жыл бұрын
I couldn't scream "WHO AND WHERE ARE THE WRONG WAY ROUND" any louder than I could.
@mlpfanboy17014 жыл бұрын
Same. It was honestly killing me
@ggggfan14 жыл бұрын
i like how you can tell that someone on the dev team was an SBFP fan
@johnathonscutt47434 жыл бұрын
Dolphin zubaz and shark rage, 10/10
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
_WAS_
@mitchellrichburg15564 жыл бұрын
Glad these vids are managed by Brett. Means we don’t have to wait till 3pm!
@kyle105904 жыл бұрын
I'm ironically watching this at 3pm and dont know who Brett is
@mitchellrichburg15564 жыл бұрын
Serious Gaming As far as I know Brett is a friend of Tomato’s that manages his KZbin vids. Additionally Tomato is a bit of a night owl and wakes up to start streaming around 3pm. So the fact that these videos are uploaded around 10am is a life saver for those of us who have afternoon/evening obligations.
@cheesegod64624 жыл бұрын
Mitchell Richburg I am also a creature of the night and watch the streams in my secret trash hole
@azaseal5358 Жыл бұрын
Such a great VOD
@emulatorisland7417 Жыл бұрын
Good times
@scringle5354 жыл бұрын
Every time tamto tries to order food the good shit is always closed.
@Gray_Mann4 жыл бұрын
I like to think during the cheese rant, the characters in the game are just sitting in the background awkwardly sitting and just listening to this whole rant like "ok.... how do I leave"
@TimeForDunston4 жыл бұрын
Is this a prequel to the streamer life simulator stream? Are we getting a tomato livestream cinematic universe? Edit: Never Forget 1:12:06 tomato pronounces "voila" as "viola" Edit: lol at the cheese bit, American cheese is dog trash cheese. The wax is on Gouda you cheese illiterates!
@zrolo63294 жыл бұрын
american cheese has its place. like in a quick trash grilled cheese
@conkcreet13444 жыл бұрын
American cheese isnt just craft singlets you can buy actual American yellow cheese it goes great on burgers.
@TimeForDunston4 жыл бұрын
Zrolo That's fair.
@TimeForDunston4 жыл бұрын
Dominic Wells True but I think most of us picture those awful plastic wrapped things they call cheese, that crap is nasty.
@bionicdragon54 жыл бұрын
American cheese isn't even legally allowed to be considered cheese. It's cheese *product.* That's how bad American cheese is. It's literally cheese whiz that's been hardened and cut into squares. It is an abomination.
@aliakeel4 жыл бұрын
this is the clams life was before tomato savagely devoured them in his streamer life simulator stream, think about it from their perspective.
@BakedBanana4 жыл бұрын
oh.
@aliakeel4 жыл бұрын
@@BakedBanana oh ×2
@sleepycodes38164 жыл бұрын
I love listening to the cheese debate he had with his chat
@ericanawtin68014 жыл бұрын
Only 25 minutes in and this game is great, thanks a bunch Tomato!
@sorarocks5313 жыл бұрын
Yo this man mentioning Zoids fills me with so much joy. Blade Liger was my favorite...next to Shadow Fox and Command Wolf.
@fireskullbro63584 жыл бұрын
I’m not a cheese man but I found myself very interested in it for whatever reason and now I’m questioning myself
@ben-chan4204 жыл бұрын
13:08 *Hugo flashbacks intensify*
@lexdelaney28054 жыл бұрын
That hardcore cheese convo though...
@icyphoenix24014 жыл бұрын
Thanks for all the stuff you do Brett
@Hankipeiri4 жыл бұрын
2:52:37 Monty Python much?
@kingplatinum57244 жыл бұрын
At 1:49:00 is probably the best reference to super best friends whom are no longer but god damn that's funny. How many of y'all know this reference? And yeah I know the "Baz" is from dive kick but the rage on the other hand....we dont talk about
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
_T H E_ _R A G E_ _O F_ _A F R I C A_
@fang42234 жыл бұрын
Not a single mention of Munster during the cheese talk. I'm disappointed.
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The bane of deli slicers...
@PlushLordOfTheSeas3 жыл бұрын
a half hour of tamto's weird food takes at least we now know you could torture him with a ham and american cheese sandwich
@matthewmcmahon56714 жыл бұрын
Calling someone Clam Man is like calling someone human person
@solo-assassino4 жыл бұрын
The Darkest Dungeon references hit me hard lmao
@luckyblah91664 жыл бұрын
imagine liking cheese as much as this freak! Tomato-gaming more like Cheese-gaming
@badbogirl3 жыл бұрын
Was NOT expecting the Zaibatsu in the credits. Memories of a simpler time.
@ninjabear10014 жыл бұрын
Tomato why don't you upload on your main channel anymore?
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Capitalism, baby!
@mikealike65492 жыл бұрын
1:53:50 zoo thing? I'm curious now what's he talking about?
@nezukochanishereandconfuse91404 жыл бұрын
this game makes my hands all CLAMMY
@tdude01754 жыл бұрын
All this cheese talk makes me want to make home made pizza
@quality57894 жыл бұрын
Anyone know where I can find that song after he got fired, the one rubbing it in. I've look around and can't seem to find it.
@TheThingInMySink4 жыл бұрын
The clam painting is a reference to the painting ''Woman With A Pearl Earring'' by Johannes Vermeer, made in 1665, I don't see where circle jerking comes in, classics are classics because they are timeless, I don't see why you should not appreciate a beautiful painting just because other people like it too. And Mona Lisa was pretty amazing *for it's day* It's easy for a modern man to say ''oh I've seen a guy on Deviantart do better with a PC and proper software'' because Mona Lisa was painted between 1505-1506, look at art a hundred, two hundred or god forbid three hundred years before that and you'll see why it is pretty cool for it's time. Hell I do concept art and I could whip up a much more convincing and realistic looking woman pretty quickly, but that's not the point, I'm not using oil paint that doesn't allow you to make mistakes, I'm not living in a time where a 100 years ago people didn't know how to draw a cat without making it look like it got hit in the face with a giant mallet, I have the luxury of being able to look at the old masters and learn from them, there were no old masters back then, these people were doing a completely new thing. Granted Vermeer was quite a bit later than Da Vinci, by almost two hundred years but that doesn't make his paintings any worse. I wouldn't pay billions or even millions for it but it's still a very beautiful painting, and an untarnished window into history, where else can you see how people looked like back then? What they wore? Art is the only visual representation of the past, made by people who lived in the past, that's what makes it invaluable.
@gerihat-trick76344 жыл бұрын
This game makes my hands clammy
@alexphillips46634 жыл бұрын
1:49:11 no one else get the reference there?
@Whoisthis9114 жыл бұрын
VIOLA! Love tomato :)
@JoseEspinoza-ts7rx4 жыл бұрын
Tomato sniping chat lol
@jacobsage17114 жыл бұрын
Is this a sequel to clam streamer?
@markkiefer32432 жыл бұрын
1:40:00 the whole exchange with the mafiosos was wonderful
@lokiguy24174 жыл бұрын
Pepperjack for life
@bendaltzy29844 жыл бұрын
Gorgonzola? take a long walk off a short pier right now.
@bendaltzy29844 жыл бұрын
Ok, I'm coming back for the rind rant. So people can't flip out about eating mold cheese, but the rind is a step too far? wow bro, I'm actually angry.
@bendaltzy29844 жыл бұрын
Cheese is like crack to the human brain, look it up.
@nicknevco2154 жыл бұрын
Never knew he was here, now I need to see more
@thedukeofdorks60014 жыл бұрын
I used to work with a lady exactly like that cursed octo granny
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
I *currently* work with 2 ladies *exactly* like that cursed octo-gran. One is a figurine collecting weeb, the other is a gaslighting old lady
@neonknight944 жыл бұрын
1:49:51 The poster is a reference to super best friends
@cheesegod64624 жыл бұрын
So this is what the clams did before tomato ate them
@Biodeamon3 жыл бұрын
tomato really showing his white guy heritage with going on a half hour rant
@yungpuppers4 жыл бұрын
this sort of content i enjoy alot i need more of this
@grebliv2 жыл бұрын
that song at 52 min is so good
@Eliasmizuki3 жыл бұрын
for some reason when he did the dance with the jellyfish at 1:22:22 all i could think of was that time jontron danced to the lion king song
@queenofvermin4 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced tomato used to be an actual chef
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Hes much too ginger to have ever worked near open flames
@puggers82192 жыл бұрын
I eat cheese with my relish toast
@RealAfricanPatriot4 жыл бұрын
2:48:44 Lmao, says the guy that plays videogames for a living
@Adachie4 жыл бұрын
1:49:50 Well that just hurts to see
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Ya hate ta see it
@Healcannon Жыл бұрын
The nothing personnel, kid reference towards the end was such a call back.
@thatboi36054 жыл бұрын
It’s all about the mayonnaise
@BeekoBaggins3 жыл бұрын
Lmao that dunkey reference
@loading90384 жыл бұрын
Wish I was there during the cheese talk
@richnolan27444 жыл бұрын
"16 rents?"
@johnathonscutt47434 жыл бұрын
Crywank vibe song for da claaaaam man
@hyperhitmann4424 жыл бұрын
11:50 videogamedunkey reference!?
@Marvacu4 жыл бұрын
3:44:17 i was NOT expecting that lmaao
@mrrambalssirwee58814 жыл бұрын
the clam says what? but tomato says "cheese"
@twiggyisbussin4 жыл бұрын
Thanks tomato
@BringLagiBack4 жыл бұрын
Tomato knows 'The Clam with the Pearl Earring' was a parody of the real life 'Girl with a Pearl Earring' and not 'Mona Lisa', right? Also, Ghost in the Shell is the least "ayaya" anime gets. Tomato abuses that crappy meme word.
@dopaminecloud4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he does, but he's speaking about those world famous art pieces in general and the mona lisa is the quintessential example of it
@ferrymanunderthebridge4 жыл бұрын
He was talking about art as an entirety
@dopaminecloud4 жыл бұрын
@@minimmats I don't think I would buy the mona lisa to display in my home even for 50 bucks, so what does that mean for its value? Modern works on the other hand I already have some.
@llab39034 жыл бұрын
Minim no I agree with him. It’s a nice painting. I wouldn’t want to buy it
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
@@minimmats The value of an art piece is, by design, subjective. That used to *not* be the case, because quality of art used to *not* be subjective. But now, a red line on a white background is considered as "treasured" as the classics. Despite being replicable by a toddler. Mostly in part to facilitate money laundering.
@ominaguy34754 жыл бұрын
I wanted to hear about pepperjack :/
@ShladTheTonkLover4 жыл бұрын
2:52:41 I bet that’s a man in drag.
@bubbly68004 жыл бұрын
zuuuuuuu
@possiblygayradish81994 жыл бұрын
2:34:32 is that a jojo reference?
@Tyrantus42 жыл бұрын
Your Mona Lisa Argument is true. The Beatles and Beyonce are great modern examples
@Robert-jq8wr4 жыл бұрын
It's really confusing when tomato starts making shotguns noises and banning people
@philikololuffette58774 жыл бұрын
1:50:00 oh shit a zaibatsu reference
@veaxvoid2 жыл бұрын
mmmm 2:23:00 cheese stream, amazing
@Greensward4 жыл бұрын
2:14:30 :;):)D::D😁
@kurtkoss33584 жыл бұрын
2 rules. 1. You dont eat American "cheese" 2. You dont fuck with Dropsy
@superflame1074 жыл бұрын
No body said muenster cheese! One of the great cheeses! Sad.
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
"Greatest cheeses" Yeah. If by "great" you mean "not great at all"
@superflame1074 жыл бұрын
Heimskr, Prophet of Talos never said “greatest” just said one of the great. It’s soft, melts easily and complements most things. It’s even good by itself. Great in a grilled cheese.
@BakedBanana4 жыл бұрын
oh.
@Tragedy_Cake2 жыл бұрын
My boy.
@nezukochanishereandconfuse91404 жыл бұрын
i eat all the cheeses he said the opposite way. so parm i eat by itself and i put provalon in my pasta
@Dsuranix4 жыл бұрын
mimolette is quite nice
@larrisAWSOME4 жыл бұрын
Also what the hell did ham ever do to you
@chancellorally87664 жыл бұрын
Goat Cheese?
@Lost_Shrine3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think your cheese takes are completely correct. Romano is just better parm and American is not good in my opinion. I do however eat the brie crust because I'm lazy. I don't want to be rich, but I just want to have enough money to buy lots of cheese!
@Chippaization4 жыл бұрын
Zoid models are too expensive though
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
HUGELY true. But at least they arent 40k models.
@miles24192 жыл бұрын
idk, relish on toast doesn't sound that bad...
@gutshanayamagetwrecked4 жыл бұрын
Zaibatsu assemble!!..oh wait :(
@refereealeks83974 жыл бұрын
Is that supposed to be Epstein portrait in the beginning
@SirSpycrab4 жыл бұрын
i thought it was Anthony Bourdain
@lamp63072 жыл бұрын
@@SirSpycrab weren't they the same person
@YotsubaSnake4 жыл бұрын
1:05:33 Dead body reported
@StudioAREshorts4 жыл бұрын
I liked this game but like, man some parts of the plot make hilariously little sense.
@eaturcerealnow43524 жыл бұрын
2:24:15
@Tyrantus42 жыл бұрын
As a lactose intolerant individual, I have to skip a lot of the cheese rant. Oh and Smerican Cheese Epitomizes all of America. Looks really good until you have it, then you realize everything is fake and bad for your health