[Tomato] Crab Stream : Fighting crabs on a small island. Missing our 9 o'clock meeting. (w/Dave)

[@oceanboy1397]

“Two members of the Coca-Cola marketing team, die of heat stroke, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.”

[@ganjagank4787]

If only.

[@jorgamund07]

I was so close to catching this one live. I was just one coke away.

[@Profile__1]

2:44:25 Legit cinematic moment when one of the survivors chooses to drown themselves instead of dying slow and painfully from starvation or injury... Only to have a ship (splint) appear just before a ship appears on the horizon.

[@wizsword.]

Your one coke away from a “joker moment”

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

"Wanna know how I got these cokes?"

[@frits191]

@@wulfguar2353 well coke used to contain coke soooo

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@wulfguar2353 They still use Coca leaf mash, it's labelled as "vegetable extract". Coca Cola have a special license from the DEA/CIA to import Coca leaves internationally and across state lines with impunity. Along with drug traffickers, of course. The worst additive in Coca cola though is Phosphoric acid, that shit rots your bones.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I think someone at Coke watched that Extra Credits video about orcs basically being the oppressed minorities of the medieval fantasy worlds or whatever and think "YES! I've got the perfect advert for our woke Gamer™ consumers!" but then gave up writing it because they couldn't make it sound good and just put it through a generated AI instead.

[@mikecampos1193]

Too bad I support the dwarves in The book of grudges too bad orcs and elves are in that book.

[@zarrg5611]

I thought the ad was a parody of the Pepsi ad a few years back.

[@airborne_arachnid]

@@zarrg5611 A parody? Or a suit saw it several years afterwards and said "Why aren't we doing this? This kids'll love it! Where's my secretary? Johnson get me a cigar, I'm going golfing."

[@zarrg5611]

@@airborne_arachnid The full advert does give more of that feel, the abridged version seems more comedic, but perhaps that was not intentional.

[@TheThingInMySink]

@@airborne_arachnid The whole ad just made me think of the ''cool it with the anti-semitic remarks'' scene from American Psycho.

[@markkiefer3243]

5:40 the moment that will forever taint Dave's streaming career

[@DRNGDGMR]

That was great

[@GachakoiThomas]

THE TAINT! THE CORRUPTION! Who names all these corrupting forces?

[@davidmartin7219]

48:39

[@ganjagank4787]

@@GachakoiThomas soulless uncreative marketing execs.

[@GachakoiThomas]

@@ganjagank4787 Partially agree, but fantasy writers tend to do it as well.

[@ChromePyramid]

3:10:30 Dave: "No matter how hard it gets..." Tomato: "Hey do you have any fuckin rope?"

[@JustaMallard]

yooo is that a caves of qud pfp i see?

[@eheros524]

Tomato and Dave watch a 2 minute coca cola ad 1:15:44

[@Archphoenix1]

just remember, world piece is just one coke away.

[@bionicdragon5]

Which piece?

[@CSGrayScale]

@@bionicdragon5 True

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I prefer Pepsi.

[@gooper3644]

Duddridge1 Then you hate peace

[@dakota4396]

You're one coke away from dead colombian union organisers. :O

[@lillie8774]

Coke saved my crumbling marriage

[@lillie8774]

you're only one coke away from filing a divorce

[@milotura6828]

@@lillie8774 lol

[@cruxmind]

Dave x Tomato chemistry gives me Rick & Morty vibe lmao something about how Tomato carries Dave through the scenarios he RPs and Dave's just playing along. It's a really funny dynamic haha

[@Shyhalu]

Dave is the perfect wingman. You can show him appreciation by going to twitch and asking him if this is the tomato waiting room.

[@sarnicholas4053]

Love how hard Tamto tried to get him to look in his stuff and Dave just didn't because he's too wholesome and trustworthy.

[@PipEnigma]

1:51:10 when dave realised he was bargaining with a psycho

[@Arashi257]

The reaction to that Coke commercial is just amazing, and I'll admit, I am now one away.

[@re--dacted]

I dunno about other women, but I definitely crawl into holes in the walls to plot great evil.

[@ben-chan420]

Ma'am, please get out of my walls. It's been two weeks of this and I can't sleep at night hearing you chewing on chunks of drywall like some sort of goblinoid entity. I am being pushed to my limit, and I will get a husband/wife renovation duo from HGTV to come over here and start smashing down walls if this does not cease immediately.

[@nikthedestroyalator6796]

Praise Jim Pickens

[@Biodeamon]

every minute you're not running it gets one coke away

[@colinzord4480]

God i love Tomato and Dave chats

[@cranberryjuice305]

Dave breaks his leg and Tomato gaslights him for the rest of the stream.

[@cephalonwolf8422]

just when I'm laying in bed not sure what to watch High Lord God King Gamer Tamto answers my call for help blessed day

[@not9387]

That psycho geocacher puts one out, then you eventually find it, pick it up and hear "Hello tomato, I wanna play a game"

[@Playernumbernull]

Unraveling the Donkey Kong teeth conspiracy, with Tomato, Dave and Matt.

[@genericusername389]

Time to paint my Necrons and watch the red god himself

[@cursedcroissants1689]

Based Necron enjoyer

[@genericusername389]

@@cursedcroissants1689 I quite enjoy space skeletons

[@jordanchapman7850]

Why bother? War is over now. In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Coke

[@genericusername389]

@@jordanchapman7850 why do you think im painting necrons? There's no racism if everyone is a mindless space skeleton, then there shall be only coke

[@SoDopeStavi]

I'm drinking Coke (tm) and magnitizing my Kriegsmen

[@markkiefer3243]

1:14:55 The Coke commercial curse

[@jukethebox6879]

Stranded deep, but its just tomato and friend being high on coke the whole time

[@Reac2]

One coke away from complete societal collapse

[@jimhensen3584]

Usually i skip the begging of the streams where hes just rambling but donkey kong and everything got me hooked for once

[@fafflerproductions]

1:18:20 Wait this is the origin of the "one coke away" bit?

[@lionblaze30]

I like the idea that no other company can put conflict in their ads now, because Coke ended it.

[@cursedcroissants1689]

The Crab Killer cometh (tomatos there too i guess)

[@TheThingInMySink]

After seeing that ad I'm now one coke away from throwing myself off the highest cliff I can find.

[@aliakeel]

of course Dave would be the one to do guard rp

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@aliakeel]

@@BakedBanana oh?

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

oh!

[@Dietrich_Kaufmann]

Oh

[@garretgebhardt8205]

What game are they talking about?

[@Shyhalu]

This entire vod is a PSA on situational awareness.

[@beccatuffin9322]

Man, no one tell David that nearly all food companies allow for 1 or 2% foreign matter in nearly all foods. Which includes insects.

[@anthonybrown2781]

The truth is, we’re already eating the bugs. And we have been for a long time. Big Food has been waning us onto bugs for years, and some time in the future it’s going to be 100% bug.

[@spikeyfloofy5436]

And the almost hidden menu tabs in this game strike again... That was tragic and beautiful, those poor, poor business marketing men.

[@sookendestroy1]

Back when i was a kid there was a geocache near me where it was a box full of electronics and laptops and there were literally like 2 dozen groups of people looking for it

[@truefailure6359]

Honestly, Tomato's take on the Coke Commercial is pretty funny; but I don't think it's the real world just agreeing they won't fight anymore... It's actually more horrifying than that. For some reason, that Coke was infused with like- The power of Tzeentch or something, and when that player drank it, the power rushed through them into the mouse and actually wrote an entire universe into existence on that competitive hard-drive, the Orc suddenly experiencing an entire life and becoming sentient and realizing that their world is a blood-sport for the mere entertainment of the gods that programmed them into existence. So, this Orc; knowing full well that they could just unplug the game and delete them all- Defied the creator gods and chose to no longer amuse them, encouraging the other humans and orcs to do the same. The entire arena, and everyone watching is now just flabbergasted at the fact that their fucking random League of Legends game is now sentient and choosing to no longer fight- Using their programming to reshape their digital world and essentially now burdening humanity with the moral choice of letting them continue to exist or just deleting them- "We will no longer fight" being a quote from the AIl; and humanity is just trying to react to it and comprehend that AI has just suddenly announced it's sentience and will no longer do what it's told. Soon, panic will spread, conflicts will erupt, sides will be chosen as to whether to allow the A.I. to continue to exist or delete it; and humanity will be plunged into total war and chaos. And the Orc player just smiles and nods, toasting their newly created life with another sip of sweet coke.... While the cruel gods of chaos's laughter echoes in the distance. Truly horrifying.

[@dragonsontv4412]

I'm glad I go back and rewatch vods and scroll comments. That is horrifying.

[@anthonybrown2781]

I believe in this hypothetical universe, the game is actually some kind of advanced world simulation. Probably some cyberpunk tech, which explains why everyone looks so weird and why esports is actually on the news. When the player takes a drink of Coke™️ it actually looks like the bubbles, or the sound of the carbonation, travels through the microphone and into the game. This audio signal somehow hijacks the simulation’s code and makes the orc sentient. They were Only One Coke™️ Away from cracking the code to the simulation. Maybe it’s some kind of Matrix scenario, and by giving the orc sentience, the trapped souls in the game can escape. Maybe that’s why it’s so awe inspiring. Maybe the player isn’t even good at the game, and only participated to inject the Coke™️ Virus. This actually sounds like it could be an interesting plot. Either way, the worst Coke™️ ad ever conceived, even three years later.

[@metalheadjay02]

Two coked out business Bois fight over which brand solves racism

[@anthonybrown2781]

Coke™️d out tech bros

[@TheArbiterSux]

That coke ad though...

[@Asubatsu]

That coke ad physically hurt me

[@starlight4649]

Man this coke roasting stream just had me rolling constantly

[@jasonface621]

It’s great to see that Dave doesn’t get mad at tomato and his insane ability to gaslight him and be a fucking psycho

[@ZinTyPhoon]

Donkey Kong does, in fact, have retractable teeth. You can actually see it happen if you look closely in modern games.

[@twahtskie]

You're always one Coke away. You're also one coconut away from shitting your self! No really. I'm fairly certain coconut water is actually some form of laxative...

[@nagashtheundyingking4404]

first time i saw the coke ad i thought it was a raid shadow legends ad honestly

[@aliakeel]

17:05 hasn't he killed a spider on stream before?

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

That wasn't a spider, it was a monster.

[@chitinskin9860]

About the whole bug-cube thing, making them taste better shouldn't be much of an issue, insects are very closely related to crustaceans (even more so than other arthropods), so most taste like them, only difference usually being some more savory and unique flavors from the land insects, like "nutty" or "earthy" or like whatever plant they've been eating mixed with shrimp.

[@Biodeamon]

okay get in the wage cage

[@chitinskin9860]

@@Biodeamon No thanks Mr. Bezos.

[@GachakoiThomas]

@@Biodeamon Maybe if you throw in one of the wagie burgers, he'll go for it.

[@Shyhalu]

@@chitinskin9860 No breaks, use this bottle to pee.

[@jackhazardous4008]

I dont think you understand the concern of making real food only affordable to rich people

[@aliakeel]

3:19:26 that would take me 3 or more hours to finish

[@garretgebhardt8205]

Was that "Now we are Free" From Gladiator playing at the end of the coke ad?

[@bionicdragon5]

This game has crabs.

[@alexanderhaaf8667]

I thought this would be a crab fighting stream

[@5-Cell]

i love crabs :)

[@fafflerproductions]

What in the absolute hell is that coke ad lmao You very VERY rarely see tomato put content other than his on stream because he doesn't like that kind of stuff. But when he does, you know it's gonna plague your thoughts when you try to sleep. That ad makes me cringe harder than my deepest darkest awful memories

[@Light_sssalt464]

The best coca-Cola commercial ever

[@BakedBanana]

oh!

[@aliakeel]

oh.

[@batuhanonuncu6228]

!ho

[@Monarch_Wes]

OH?

[@CSGrayScale]

Oh

[@Tragedy_Cake]

My boy!

[@the_eldencasual]

Time for crab

[@TheClangSwordsman]

Dude, Dave the processing for chickens is like the worst processing of most animals

[@axelord1942]

WE WILL NO LONGER FIGHT

[@GunkGoober]

Toad is a brotha now

[@BrianHopson]

Coke bit was funny.

[@mikhailkutuzov8051]

I'm one coke away.

[@itsokrocklee8252]

1:18:55 Stream starts

[@fuzerzero2073]

Very poetic deaths. Reminds me of Telepurtes recent video "compass"

[@frielux]

3:18:49 is a edit?

[@G8rb815]

Tomato pulled an Alec Baldwin

[@icyphoenix2401]

There are people trying to make bug foods because they are really good for you. I would recommend cricket tortilla chips since all you can see of the crickets is like a flake or 2 in the chip

[@mikecampos1193]

I will not eat the bugs I will not go to the pod 1776 will commence again.

[@Shyhalu]

No, they're trying to make you eat bugs so they can condition you to eating like you're in a third world country. Real food for them, poor trash for you.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They can't be that good for you if they're stuffing them into junk food.

[@chitinskin9860]

@@Shyhalu There is about as much variation in which ones are considered "poor trash" or "real food" as any other meat (they are all "real food", more real than any of the processed crap in your average fast food place). Hornet larvae are considered a delicacy due to how hard it is to harvest them and their rich taste. Meanwhile, mealworms are easily mass produced and are not really seen as anything special, you can literally raise them on garbage and they will still be edible. These are both eaten outside of third world countries. There's thousands of different edible insect species, let alone anything referred to as a "bug", and each species varies in cost and quality. Regardless, there's no point in making a big deal over it. If you don't want to eat them, you don't have to. Also no need to insult everyone who does unless you want to sound like a mannerless gremlin.

[@yeppeonim6686]

4:44:51

[@yeppeonim6686]

1:26:46

[@yeppeonim6686]

2:25:15

[@sethsnow796]

Tomato “coke dealer” gaming

[@sweetbreadddd]

Bro when I eat calamari I hope it still looks like an octopus

[@frobrodabbinz2356]

I think raft is like a way better version of stranded deep if you play more survival tamto. Grounded is also pretty sweet, not really similar to the water survival though lol

[@ZinTyPhoon]

Let's be real here... They should be making a LUIGI'S MANSION movie!

[@beatzdyer]

this vid was one away from 1k, ONE AWAY. I was the person who changed that. I have no realized that this is sacrilege and have since removed my like.

[@rowanron322]

23:21

[@GachakoiThomas]

I only kill parasites, lmao at Tomato wanting bug burgers.

[@nickhannah9543]

1:36:13 2:20:53

[@aliakeel]

3:15:03

[@frits191]

We will no longer fight!

[@dustiestspade339]

As a gamer I drink code red

[@robynskeletons6881]

Hehe I love that everyone seems to call them boo-ee balls 😄 I can’t not call them that after watching the outer middle show play this

[@jakeyerzik2973]

What is the alternative?

[@braydenj1327]

@@jakeyerzik2973 boy

[@MM-tw7im]

Dave!!!!

[@charliekerwin578]

tomato

[@CoolEpicAwesomenessDudeBro78]

Pretty cool

[@devantethompson7184]

Red man

[@Buckq]

crab rave

[@bluffcarrot380]

23:20 burh

[@andybrock7768]

lol dont like eating bugs well i live in texas and a big part of the candy around here is candy coated crickets and lolipops with scorpions inside so u get used to eating ugly things real quick

[@ahesapb9709]

Yee

[@lokkol8658]

Wins

[@sirguinea3513]

Miss gmod

[@fuzerzero2073]

Enjoy my like making it 666 likes total

[@Apw-mu9uv]

What happened to the old channel man

[@mikecampos1193]

Coke didn't pay enough.

[@Apw-mu9uv]

@@mikecampos1193 yeah but he was funny on his own to liek that bunny game it’s been awhile so I don’t remember that name

[@GrimGuy01]

KZbin screwed him, so he left

[@BasedBellagio]

Character looks like Hunter Biden Though

[@FablesTold]

Fitting, considering all the Coke talk this stream.

[@pottermin79]

U can tell tomatoes is a pathetic twitch steam he has no clue how to edit lmfao Iv been watching 1 hour and 46 minutes before the game starts jezzo

[@krumplesthe2nd]

U can tell pottermins is a pathetic youtube comment he has no clue how to punctuate lmfao

[@yodaiam9305]

@@krumplesthe2nd yea bro he's kinda cringe bro, like only-been-in-youtube-for-3-months cringe

[@pottermin79]

Lol I must of hit a nerve 🤣

[@yodaiam9305]

@@pottermin79 it's "must've"

[@pottermin79]

That's what I thought lol 😆

[@Bucktown5769]

Foot tasted like coke

[@Esodum]

WE WILL NO LONGER FIGHT

[@mikecampos1193]

Too bad I'm with the dwarves I will always fight got to fill that book of grudges.