[Tomato] Happy's Humble Burger Farm : Making some burgs. (Full release. Code provided by devs)

[@TheArbiterSux]

Imagine seeing your fast food worker vault over the counter, chase down a rat running around the lobby with their bare hands, and then dunk it in the trash before completing your order.

[@sockeye42069]

Local red man spends an hour insulting his devoted fans for enjoying grape flavored things; proceeds to serve raw hamburgers to the public.

[@mikecampos1193]

How does he know that grapes flavor things are cult related.

[@ganjagank4787]

tomato really only uses his 1 food rule to defend himself whenever somebody calls him out on ham. he goes full tastebud warrior on everybody else

[@RottenHeretic]

the same man that would EAT A BURGER FROM A SEWER

[@mint5438]

1:18:23 Oh. _Oh no._ Can you hear them? Every rule 34 artist in a 10 miles radius did a cultist chant. Soon, _they will begin their dark work_

[@mint5438]

@@bionicdragon5 already!? faster than anticipated...

[@user-no5os8yh6q]

That's the opposite of the problem

[@xing_xong96]

Oh no

[@Playernumbernull]

This was my first thought when I saw that too. Not sure if that says more about me, or the internet.

[@dogmadeath]

theyre really cute at the very least ^^

[@BridgitteBaker]

as someone who works at tacobell I can confirm we think of customers as disgusting subhuman creatures yes

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Don't customers think the same thing about you though?

[@jontee4free]

@@Vaguer_Weevil yea it's a mutual disgust 😂

[@Quicksilver_Cookie]

No wonder. They are taco bell customers. Who else would eat there.

[@CeraphineLuna]

@@Vaguer_Weevil at least he's not ordering the taco bell

[@mikecampos1193]

God help anyone who eats a burger served by this tomato Man or worse he opens his own franchise.

[@ampstamp]

Nothing grape flavored taste like grapes. They sure as hell taste like purple tho

[@freshlymemed5680]

I would still buy that grape flavor if they at least relabeled it as something else. Same for strawberry, it definitely isnt strawberry.

[@atomicanachronism8849]

@@freshlymemed5680 Purple Pungence

[@atomicanachronism8849]

@@freshlymemed5680 Relishing Red

[@confusedaf1112]

It happens with cherry stuff too sometimes. I can't eat cherry (or grape) jolly ranchers because the flavor reminds me of watered down cough syrup.

[@maninthemask6275]

I have never seen people so pretentious that they complain about grape juice not tasting like grape.

[@Vesdus]

3:45:45 "GET OUT OF MY STORE THEN!" "You can't just be like: No, I'm staying until you get my order right!" **seething like a goblin** "Oooooh! OOOOOOH! She's not leaving!" "This fucking burger wench!" xD

[@fireskullbro6358]

Fun fact: very few actually died in the Romen arenas, the fights were treated as entertainment something similar to WWE or atleast to an extent, some of these gladiators had sponsored businesses or stalls. Strange ain’t it

[@fireskullbro6358]

P.S: on the man V. bird conversation, I would punch the shit out of a vulture

[@oneone99able]

History revision is infinitely more common then people think it is, everything from the pyramid builders being slaves to people thinking dinosaurs and humans coexisted

[@fireskullbro6358]

@@oneone99able thanks for the comments, though I’m not sure if it’s supposed to disprove or back up my statement, all the same thanks

[@oneone99able]

@@fireskullbro6358 oh no I’m agreeing gladiators dying in the coliseum largely is propagated by Hollywood and fictional stories. Perhaps not done out of any sort of maliciousness but it’s a form of revisionism all the same

[@mike42192]

they removed a scene from the movie Gladiator where they were actually like hawking and sponsoring businesses during the intermissions of the fights, because they didn't think people would believe it was actually real

[@5050TM]

I was waiting for him to play this, but I didn't think we'd be blessed with 4 whole hours of it!

[@moejoth]

tomato literally loses all his money on scratch cards in every single game that has them

[@andrewhewett8770]

I fell asleep listening to this and woke up to tomato yelling, it was interesting

[@thatchadguy9745]

when the farmer ACTUALLY moved, tomato: "Nuh Uh"

[@woldemunster9244]

Nope it didn't.

[@AJMontNC]

@@woldemunster9244 it did, multiple times.

[@oneone99able]

@@AJMontNC No. It. Didn’t

[@AJMontNC]

@@oneone99able 1:34:38 - 2:18:28 yes it did

[@oneone99able]

@@AJMontNC so you’re ignoring all the times he sarcastically said “no it didn’t” in the span of that time frame? If you are too young to not understand a running joke, you are too young to understand sarcasm.

[@bdavis7801]

Actually the history of flavorings is interesting. Trying to cover the flavor of some medicines can be a pain. I don't know as much about grape but banana is supposed to be the flavor of the Gros Michel banana. It was the most popular variety until it was taken out by a fungus which is why we eat Cavendish bananas today. They're still Gros Michel bananas available but they are hard to get.

[@Elizabean1984]

This has made me think about Bannana Popsicles those should be a thing. Primarily because I was thinking about grape popsicles which are good.

[@confusedaf1112]

@@Elizabean1984 They are a thing. I've had them before I believe. But I can't remember the brand name for the life of me.

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@Elizabean1984 Theyre totally a thing

[@Elizabean1984]

@@confusedaf1112 WHAT? I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT THEN.

[@Elizabean1984]

@@brosephnoonan223 I will go on a holy quest to aquire them.

[@suqmadique9762]

tomato: a grain of salt will kill you also tomato: drinks 5 liter energydrink

[@emmettbrown3463]

that sound was indeed funny, i liked it OH MY GOD

[@simplyredpanda]

This was such a fun game to watch, I wish there were more like it!

[@WolfwoodsMind]

I could listen to Tomato chatting about the most random stuff for hours, it goes from being interesting, to funny to enjoyable all in one go. I can just lie on my bed after a hard day of work and just relax while listening to him. There's only one thing I do not understand: what is this Crongo thing that he's talking about during the streams? I feel quite a bit lost whenever he calls somebody a crongo. Could somebody please explain to me what is all about? Cheers

[@ffasdfas927]

Crungo is a BetterTTV emote and I think it is just another way to say cringe. BetterTTV is a browser extensions or twitch if you don’t know.

[@WolfwoodsMind]

@@ffasdfas927 Thanks for the reply :D Not being able to watch his streams on twitch due to different time zones I was completely unaware of this.

[@scrimbonjo3350]

Nice. Can’t wait to have burg with red man

[@burritobunches7672]

Agreed

[@nuggetman3868]

Yes i do want burg

[@brosephnoonan223]

Consume

[@nuggetman3868]

Wait what if the red man gets but into burg!?!?!

[@Buglin_Burger7878]

Makes sense a Tomato doesn't have a Grape opinion.

[@mikecampos1193]

They try to tempt him with that he saw right through it.

[@shaunholt]

Hey speaking of whales (the intro), I was in Maui last year, and I could hear the humpback whales underwater. It was crazy.

[@aliakeel]

the return of sad pause menu bit????

[@ffasdfas927]

No :(

[@aliakeel]

@@ffasdfas927 D:

[@aliakeel]

THEY REMOVED THE MUSIC :((

[@azalihassan5599]

@@aliakeel rip sad pause bit D:

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@jukethebox6879]

I cant imagine tomato actually cooking

[@Joesmho23]

The pie part made me want to watch clam man again

[@confusedaf1112]

:D been waiting for this game since the demo Edit: I know what tomato means by grape flavoring.

[@nuhuhnope7579]

You can make grape flavoring from plastic gloves.

[@BrianHopson]

So you've seen the Nile video

[@jumbigrub]

We lost a good instrument that day. RIP slide whistle 🪦

[@HarryToeface]

More red man relax vidyas. My brain going off. Thank

[@thedripdogegamer]

He back making Burgers

[@bonnie6730]

Appreciated the spongebob referrence

[@jimbos7228]

1:31:25 I like the Truman show reference

[@BakedBanana]

oh.

[@aliakeel]

oh.

[@LairdWackyla]

3:50:50 he had her at "tomato".

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

2:07:00 Damn. Wish they kept the sad music now. This would of been a perfect moment for it.

[@MaryJanePSO2]

blackcurrant is the real purple drink, i pity americans for not allowing it in their country

[@RottenHeretic]

u speak the truth

[@coolguy-xd1bg]

this tomato guy seems so mean.

[@mikecampos1193]

It's just Ginger rage it's normal and he's messing with us at least he's not like dark side Phil.

[@BrianHopson]

It's part of the appeal of watching.

[@freshlymemed5680]

Theres a reason tomatos are the fruit you throw to shame someone. Because the tomato itself will do the rest of the work.

[@marshallcline]

Lasagna is CLEARLY baklava

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Lasagna are like onions

[@Copy_Right_]

Love this series

[@themodmancarl]

the crippling scratch card addiction strikes again

[@anybodyelse2050]

I love grape flavoring idk what the problem is

[@willsonpiercepua]

PSYCHO streamer gambles all his money away in desperate attempt to fuel his addiction.

[@bingobongo536]

The fact that he spent 5 minutes making sure the in game npc couldnt hear him really shows how much like jerma he is lol

[@RatAvenue]

Tomato one hour intros Gaming

[@CapitalGearGaming]

*Slowly lifts gun to head...* Always has been...

[@chompytv8591]

2:09:10 POV Average food service worker’s day.

[@happymartin6778]

God why do games like this give me stress by proxy?

[@freshlymemed5680]

Atmosphere, setting and most importantly immersion. Gotta give props to Tomato for always making his streams immersive such as no sub alarms, no custom overlay hud, etc. A true gamer.

[@brosephnoonan223]

There is *NOTHING* more horrifying than reality.

[@mikecampos1193]

It's just work you slave you must work more so we can profit brought to you by the shady evil corporation that pays your bills.

[@MrGablin]

If you didn't like the wandering around for copper in Vintage Story then you will hate the second stage. There are a bunch of useless metals and a tonne of enemies trying to murder you. I really wanted to like it but it is A grade not fun.

[@Kingdok10]

4:01:35 Tomato "Beatbox" Gaming

[@pooman5380]

I don't know why he likes apple pie all it is is just a soggy cinnamon coated Apple wrapped in dry ass crust

[@BrianHopson]

How does one farm burgers.

[@BrianHopson]

Asking for a friend :)

[@CaribouGutSludge]

They grow in our sinful earth

[@limbothebiggay1709]

Streamer starts fucking RAGING

[@ampstamp]

My mans has got goinky throat disease

[@ChromePyramid]

4:48:20 "Uhh to cheat listen Mato I know you only know how to use cheat engine to haha speed hack funny but it does other things..."

[@pmjbrien]

tomato the degenerate gambler comes out.

[@awesomepwn12]

I try not to backseat streamers but watching tomato constantly turn off the appliances himself was incredibly painful to get through

[@fgk44]

When you think you're the winner because of the scratch cards. You never know when you'll become the loser because of the scratch cards. Stay away from gambling, kids~ Btw, I was actually about to buy the game when it comes out, after watching tomato's gameplay of this game~ This actually looks fun and somewhat challenging! But just at the moment I saw people can just use cheat command to pass through the hardest part of the game. I completely lost my interest~

[@waleed7338]

Those are called console commands and almost ever game has them. Even skyrim has commands that can break the game. The devs only gave him those commands because he really needed them and he could have finished the game without them if he didn't gamble it all away

[@fgk44]

@@waleed7338 Look, it's called "Console commands" and not cheat command~~ Hehehe~~ Also, many games have it, so it's legit and not any kind of cheats~~ Hehehehe~~ You really think how people address the thing matters, don't you?? Shut up you nerd.

[@chiselednicknac9734]

@@fgk44 Why are you using ~~~~ so much?

[@fgk44]

@@chiselednicknac9734 That's what I imagine nerds would be like inside their own heads.

[@chiselednicknac9734]

@@fgk44 Uhuh

[@Scaevola9449]

You like RP don't you tomat

[@jonahlazer2076]

bruh you killed a wolf spider that was just chilling on the ceiling you are in no position to talk about unchecked animal agression

[@dootloosecannon752]

I am shooting from the hip now, just based off of what i saw in the beginning. But he pressed escape and there was no sad fucking music?! FUCKING RUINED

[@uh-ohspaghetti-os4118]

3:42:19

[@flippercurve5676]

bogir (:

[@chroma6771]

1hr intros 💀

[@briand5170]

Welcome to tomato gaming

[@freshlymemed5680]

Hes been doing that for ages. Now be a good vod goblin and behave, the red man is merciful, he has given you the choice of skipping it.

[@chroma6771]

@@freshlymemed5680 ur a vod goblin anime boi

[@jumbigrub]

Uh hey you know Brett made it so you can skip straight to the game part right?

[@chroma6771]

@@jumbigrub 🥵

[@willsonpiercepua]

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