[Tomato] Totally Accurate Battle Simulator: Master Tactician brings guns for once Renaissance

[@KdotLINE]

59:30 - 1:02:20 - Seriously, one of the best segments I've seen on YT, I was grinning like a damn fool. You should cut and upload that clip on it's own. The intensity of the situation combined with the grand nature of the music and the voice work = *mwah chef's kiss*.

[@clawlion8]

It was so masterfully done. He even kept his narration in line with the tone of the music.

[@DaemonPrimarch]

That had no right to be that intense. I love it.

[@Blackforte180]

Dear God...😱 THEY'RE HERE... THE HORDE IS HERE!!! EVERYONE, GET THE HIGHER GROUND!!!

[@ratshinx6797]

1:00:32 It never ceases to amaze me. The courage of Hobbits.

[@gluttony3365]

Genuine fear 1:16:41

[@bluffcarrot380]

3:05:30 drops soap

[@Magic-Man]

1:00:00 MASTERFUL camerawork lol

[@zachprouty8595]

Best scene I have ever seen

[@shadowwings217]

3:05:27 scp-173

[@predatedhickory5775]

It legit scared me as well

[@f.palmero5010]

This is so true it's funny.

[@thatoneguy735]

47:24 tomato sending someone to the shadow realm

[@stevensmileyprod]

3:17:09 that sick rock ricochet kill and tomato didn't even acknowledge it. tomatoBlind

[@ramdogentertainment5321]

1:14:10 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@TheOmegaLoneWolf]

"Newton was right, apples are a threat." I'm using this lol

[@grandhierophantkhatep685]

He was throwing tomatoes

[@ShasOSwoll]

@@grandhierophantkhatep685 He was also Gaming

[@BringLagiBack]

As an artist I'm not offended at all because my literal first thought was 'manual labor'. Tomato was spot on.

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

as an artist i 100% agree with everything he said

[@makeda6530]

Felt called out lmao And completely agree.

[@zachprouty8595]

As having unwillingly taken 3 years of art I can say I hate art and haven't watched the full vod yet

[@CeraphineLuna]

As a person who draws Kirby with masculine arms on occasion, I agree

[@radiofreeriver]

(The only irl farmer in the room)

[@kojoattah114]

47:24 What did you do where is he?! “Gone reduced to atoms”

[@lordofcorgis3442]

"Ok,,, Now you've pissed me off" *fucking deletes archer*

[@VendErre]

I seriously cannot believe how perfectly that Hobbit siege went. The music, the commentary, the action. It all fell together perfectly. 10/10

[@anotheremptychannel9202]

Jumpscare List: 3:05:33

[@BiasHyperion]

1:16:20 "NEW IDEA" 1:16:40 horse sneak attack

[@segbhfrdgthyb576]

The whole sequence of events from 2:14:48 up to 2:16:52 is why I watch this channel, funny stuff happening almost non-stop but my favorite moment was at 2:16:25 when he accidentally controlled a balloon archer and unknowingly sniped the bard that was behind cover without even aiming at him before taking control of the jouster and wiping almost all of the enemy archers and then accidentally pressing tab, resetting the level lol

[@challenger398]

that artists fear joke was so well placed and seriously cracked my ass up. as an artist myself, i can relate

[@nickster_xd8937]

34:15 Apples 38:03 and 52:21 wtf? 51:04 Snakes 53:26 Merry go round 59:29 LOTR vs Da Vinci 1:00:48 That scream 3:05:30 butt pounded

[@BlueWelder]

1:16:37 your welcome

[@RottenHeretic]

you're*

[@zenyatta7258]

MasterOfMelons it’s not you’re dumbass is the spelt your

[@brandonbowen2001]

@@zenyatta7258 you're the dumbass, you're (you are) welcome.

[@Olive_ito]

MasterOfMelons fuck yeah my guy fuck yeah

[@toothythefool]

Tomato goes back to war with his silly army.

[@Idothinkysaurus]

I love how the hoard tactic actually worked against the mega tank.

[@JackSilver1410]

2:00:50 Those stone age warriors are so brawling that a fully armored impact charge just bounces off their pectorals and collapses into a knight shaped sack of fail.

[@kojoattah114]

1:20:34 putting archers etc up on the balcony is cheese two seconds later...

[@zachprouty8595]

Should have bought snake archers on the roof

[@mokajones74]

1:16:42 hardest I've laughed in a long time

[@somethingelse1388]

Man summons God himself to fight squad of French soldiers, loses.

[@kattlucka4489]

1:00:56 "they're getting in, Leonardo!" has me on the floor

[@chaoticnote]

Knives in Time Stop? No. Apples in Time Stop? Yes.

[@rinsatsuki2417]

Now I can't help but imagine a certain time stopping maid throwing apples instead of knives. That is arguably more terrifying.

[@chaoticnote]

@@rinsatsuki2417 Is that a... Touhou reference?!

[@rinsatsuki2417]

Indeed it is Chaotic Note. Indeed it is.

[@GalacticFox32]

Now all I can imagine is Dio throwing a crap load of apples at Jotaro screaming MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@Traster_Bean]

I was watching this cross faded late at night before bed and that spin thing killed me. Had to look away that was brutal.

[@sgill352]

Trast The Miller when

[@Traster_Bean]

@@sgill352 The inside first person on the davinci tank thing

[@sgill352]

Trast The Miller thx

[@f4d370]

10-15 chearleaders + musketman = god tier army

[@donyj3559]

59:20 :)

[@MGR100]

Best part lol

[@sirgoosehonk2716]

What's the song?

[@Blao00o]

This is legit the hardest I have ever laughed ever

[@dorianalston6761]

/mao that guy saw death inside his eyes becuase it was bring a child to work day and he killed the child dam #2:46:21

[@makeda6530]

"I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me, _WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?"_

[@cyranodeb3963]

Don't watch if you have broken ribs. It hurts

[@KarRuptAssassin]

tomato sounds like Gozspacho from chowder

[@Zeep_goblin]

59:30 I actually laughed so hard, SO GOOD, I've never laughed that hard before, I usually just come for the funny personality you got, but that was good!

[@hellothere5043]

59:30 one of the best bits i've ever seen

[@thehuntsman19]

1:00:52 Their getting in Leonardo, THEIR GETTING IN! Too good for YT

[@xearo120]

1:14:54 At least Darrell got his story told before his shit got pushed in

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

This whole video is gold. Haven't laughed so hard in a while!

[@CeraphineLuna]

1:16:38 feral horse attack

[@anaroth9600]

my god he makes me laugh

[@barack.obama.vev0]

3 and a half hours of Tomato going insane

[@pugface6522]

38:53 tantrum

[@HopelessIdeology]

39:00 "I'm warning you, you don't want to do what you're about to d- ..... i-it's over."

[@bittersguyd5048]

Tomato has better strategy than Rommel

[@Ronin20181]

So this is where tomato was

[@eggroll5523]

My bearded dragon and leperd gecko love to watch tamato with me

[@MGR100]

@1:00:00

[@generalperson5653]

59:30 Anyone know the music used here?

[@Olive_ito]

It’s from lord of the rings

[@captainvlad]

@58:50 expecting where there's a whip to play

[@kojoattah114]

So this is where you were Nice to see you again

[@crimsonking279]

Oh god the hobbit vs the tank was horrifying

[@mint5438]

1:32:16 I'm a console player so same

[@drgreen-fu9zc]

3:05:28 come here boy

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

I finally know how I'm gonna die. I'm gonna be laughing at a tamto vod till I vomit and choke to death on it. Gotten close a few times...

[@Eggtismo]

1:04:47 Holy shit this is like 3D Carrion

[@russt2793]

3:05:30 Minotaur: Where the hell do you think your going?

[@dan1585]

how does he use weapons in free cam while playing? cant find it anywhere. just summons ballista and stuff.

[@CeraphineLuna]

1:04:40 snake

[@ScrewLooseVods]

47:27 I don't think I have to say anything.

[@Bulletproof_Trump]

Fun fact: the Da Vinci tanks do die if you manage to kill the man inside

[@hiiexist7417]

1:16:35 fucking hilarious

[@CeraphineLuna]

7:23 fax

[@ryanholt6936]

1:57:53 uhhh am i the only one who sees this?

[@steamstewbaconbrew7094]

yes

[@dakotabakken9539]

That depends, what are you seeing?

[@frahkem]

Lmao

[@hunterkey97]

i am so glad your uploading again my year is made

[@detroitlobsta3755]

“Primitive Jackasses” that’s some good shit.

[@speakerforthedead6540]

1:10:20 hold up, the archer in the middle of the archers all the way to the right....his head is small...... :D

[@speakerforthedead6540]

I have also seen this in my own simulations......

[@thelordent8159]

1:41:10

[@Sparrowly1]

59:28 here's the hobbit meme

[@junehollybell5977]

painters would be cooler if they ran around with the color paint they are and painted a unit their color and basically turned it to their side

[@zach108]

what is mr. john tamto using to spawn the projectiles?

[@Colossal_Load]

i know right?

[@Ryan-bt1nc]

De-bug tools

[@emmettbrown3463]

love your stuff tamto :)

[@SO4PP]

3:14:41

[@greywolfgames5475]

At one hour it made my entire day

[@theorangeman9147]

1:29:42 the comedic timing...

[@g.r.1155]

1:57:42 the guy on the right has three fucking eyes

[@Ruki_Lair]

The hobbit bit is amazing

[@ryder8570]

1:48:00 PAUUL!!!

[@OneNativeWolfe74]

1:18:52 i couldnt stop laughing at this

[@deadhippy7573]

7:30 ;-; tfw i do abstract art but am one of the hardest workers at my cook job

[@yyeezyy630]

Nico Antonelli I can't tell if this is a joke or not

[@zachprouty8595]

Don't believe you

[@AnnMendez-nm1vl]

I like tomatoes channel his channel is cool

[@stevenbean9731]

59:40

[@GaudialisCorvus]

53:20 hah!

[@Nickademus77]

47:25 *Thanos snaps*

[@bigfunkybumpymonkey7695]

Nobody: Anime characters when they get hit really hard - 2:31:38

[@shanesanders1859]

That fucking horse

[@IcyLucario]

1:16:25 Best scene.

[@fordchannell2248]

why has tomato quit postin on youtube?

[@shootdacheese9342]

Fuckin' 1:16:40 Hi-larious

[@TheDsRequiem]

The hobbit horde swarming the tank was horrifying

[@giovibin996]

You have God powers mod so you can spawn ranged weapons

[@deergod3548]

3:05:30 "I'M A WARRIOR!"

[@xxfrosty609xx3]

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHH” -Chris Hansen

[@vlac9510]

I got a giant hobbit one time

[@Cheese_lover556]

Snakes all ways wins🐍🐍

[@alexlacorbiere8800]

15 minutes is cringe he literally glanced at him

[@dorianalston6761]

ME #:1:16:43 my meat WHY DO U HATE ME

[@meow97]

No

[@Cicada-oj4xq]

I just made the connection between you and your other channel and I feel the big dumb

[@nightmarechameleon7502]

223 :)