[Tomato] Way of the Hunter : Hog wranglin' w/ David

[@AGC479]

The game journalist: “when I started the “way of the hunter” I was greeted by a player named Dave at the lodge who proceeded to lure me into a trap to have his friend run me over. I found this game to be too hard already. “

[@antecboy]

"Way Of The Hunter is the dark souls of hunting games"

[@nuhuhnope7579]

@@antecboy getting double teamed when you invade is pretty normal.

[@bionicdragon5]

Imagine going out hunting, when, behind you, you suddenly hear, "Heh! So the table's finally turned, fucko!" followed by the sound of a bolt sliding.

[@baddgerpaw]

Correction, imagine being the PREDATOR and hearing that

[@SlyTreeRat]

This is 100% how hunting trips go from getting the truck stuck in the middle of some water to the ET conversation.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

the most zoomer hunting trip ever, pog

[@DarkDragon1889]

The timing of the deer running out of the underbrush RIGHT AFTER Tamto commanded Dave to run over anything he came across was **chef's kiss** 😂😂😂

[@fawkespryde9183]

Praise be, an intro that isn't *[R E D A C T E D]* because of Dave

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

Dave has got to be an SCP with how much redaction he causes

[@gooper3644]

Honestly really surprised it wasn’t with some of the unhinged things he said

[@stickyxliver1223]

Don't skip the intro trust me, this ones really good.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Truther Dave is best Dave. Ps. Epstein didn't Alt+F4 himself.

[@SexyOctopus]

I skipped it.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@SexyOctopus Hell yeah, dude.

[@beepeopeepeo2645]

Everyone who does will miss out on the funny/weird callbacks to it during the game

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

@@beepeopeepeo2645 I know the meteor TV was truly great and the wrinkler is the funniest shit

[@HumbleMemeFarmer]

Deranged hunter argues with imaginary friend about the authenticity of the existence of microscopic dinosaurs, while hunting Aliens, Vampires and "The Wrinkler".

[@theLV2]

It's so sad they used all their ammo on the animals and had none left when they got lost to end their own misery, when Dave decided to end it all by falling down a slight incline that really spoke to me

[@TankToChest]

ITS ONLY BEEN UP AN HOUR 😅

[@emperorofmankind6179]

Wtf happened this stream?

[@iskallos7593]

Ayy, always good to see a Dave vod.

[@romanbiorrec3730]

Tomato vods with Dave are legit my favorite content.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

dave truly is the spaghetti to Tomatos bolognes

[@PipEnigma]

At 3:46:46 Tomato straight up ran past his dead moose, he was within literal feet of it, but he wasn’t paying attention because Dave was talking about the bears lmfao. Sucks that you can misplace the marker dot in such a bad way, it was over 150m off from where he intended to place it

[@hannah--bug]

Watching him walk per-fect-ly around where it was on his way back was agonizing X) Poor Tomato

[@julianpourdanesh3339]

Imagine shooting a duck with a 30-30 that is how you disintegrate something

[@dg7708]

Thats how you're supposed to tenderize the meat

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@dg7708 Pre-plucked, too! Well, the pieces you can find, that is.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

bah you just pre mince them, who cares if there's grass and gunk in them it adds to the flavor and texture

[@thatdudeoverthere2188]

That poor random guy who joined at the start dude. Fuck. I've been that guy so much :(

[@insertname7397]

It's unfortunate but Tomato isn't a bad guy. They just really wanted to have a private lobby, no winners here necessarily just victims

[@TJlolbagger]

Quite literally “That Dude Over There”

[@gavgo7453]

I like when at the end he ran right past the moose and he said I don't know where the moose is

[@pokugrf4000]

"Nah, Moose is the plural still. It's why they're freaks." -Dave

[@littlehollowwzd5985]

somehow i knew this game would produce top tier Tomato x Dave banter

[@nimilblack]

Dave said he roasted chocolates on a microwave and I lost it.

[@saladmus920]

HES PLAYED CATACLYSM ON STREAM AGAIN OMG IM SO HAPPY IM CRYING RIGHT NOW

[@aliakeel]

i know

[@Teyronulous]

YESSSSS

[@aliakeel]

he streamed it again

[@motton9716]

The alien convo was gold

[@_Digishade_]

Looks pretty cool. Hope the devs develop DLC simulating World Boar III going on in Texas and thereabouts.

[@Jaimyoutubing]

Hell yeah, I wanna hunt wild boars from a helicopter with a fully automatic assault rifle, or a high powered air rifle. XD

[@markv1006]

The game might be bare bones, but Dave and Tomato playing it makes it so much better

[@Kira_Komatsu]

I got an advertisement for the game when the intro finished... it totally hyped me up even more for the stream!!

[@rjirvin2037]

Daabe and tomto comit crimes against gun safety and animals whilst hooting, hollering, and cursed conversations. A wonderful stream!~

[@soulrenvods]

28:50 "In real life, there's gonna be a guy with a hammer" -Dave

[@Mrpear234]

53:30 I feel so bad for laughing at hit and run.

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

I looked up who that was, he's some German dude and he sadly didn't stream his demise :(

[@Mrpear234]

@@jimbothegymbro7086 Sadly lol He was greeted, ran over and left to die in the middle of nowhere... Welcome to America! :)

[@jimmyrustler8983]

A friend of mine was almost killed by an exploding CRT television that we'd earlier placed upon it. A jet of glass and hellfire shot past him, missed by less than a foot. Pretty scary.

[@mikecampos1193]

Hey this is how tomato gets his freezer filled full of pork chops.

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

I looked up the person they ran over to see if I could watch it from their perspective. His a german valorent streamer who dose play other games now and then. and there was no vod for this game. he was given an early review copy and they killed him so hard he didn't stream it or deleted the vod.

[@frits191]

1:14:27 Had me laughing so hard, its about how I imagined it would've gone down like that 😂

[@Felnier]

Actually there's been some recent findings that some baldness is due to the ring of muscles around your head. Using botox, regular massages, or acupuncture to relax the muscles (like the big muscles by your temples) will stop receding a hairline. It will also allow for regrowth if the scalp scarring hasn't gotten too bad yet (aka your scalp is shiny). They did some digital mapping of the wear patterns of these muscles pulling your scalp against your skull, and found that the wear pattern matched up with balding pattens due to the skulls shape and the placement of the muscles. It was accidentally discovered when people were going in for treatment of chronic tension headaches, and the patients started experiencing balding reversal. So yeah, Dave is kinda right lol, gotta skip head day.

[@hahe7350]

Did the study show that women had the same pattern of baldness due to the muscles? If not I'm not convinced that its anything besides DHT

[@atomictraveller]

i ain't bald but check ayurvedic treatments, there's a channel wildturmeric. teh reason why i'm convinced other cultures will fix the problem instead of continually sell useless cures is because in the 1960s in france my mother was given an injection for rapid hair growth when she was a model.

[@austinflint8671]

dave needs a youtube channel, i swear to GOD xD

[@Felnier]

Heh, still using Graham crackers huh? Truly a bad case of stolen camping Valor. Here's a real recipe for ya. Trust me, I'm an Eagle Scout: - Saltine Crackers - Ghirardelli Caramel Chocolate - Whatever marshmallow Optional(chunky cookie butter) The Ghirardelli caramel chocolate and saltine are perfectly matched in size, and mix to make that delicious salted caramel flavor. The crisp texture of the cracker makes the whole smore feel like it's been toasted as opposed to the stale texture of a Graham cracker. The unappealing dryness of the saltine is masked by the gooey fluffyness and over-sweetness of the marshmallow in tandem with the caramel's slight moisture. No one that has tried this on my recommendation has ever gone back to the traditional smore recipe. My friend's wife gave me so much flak about it until she finally tried it. Her pride wouldn't let her admit she was wrong, but she could dose up on copium and say "this shouldn't work, this has no right to be so good."

[@bdavis7801]

🤔 Intriguing

[@SexyOctopus]

Salted caramel is bottom teir.

[@Felnier]

@@SexyOctopus Easy fix, choose a different flavor of Ghirardelli. Salt and chocolate still work.

[@SexyOctopus]

@@Felnier Oooh. Alright now ya got me interested.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Just make some choc chip bannock. Shit's delicious, and way easier.

[@Tadpole-pf5mm]

I just loved the timing at 1:34:40 made me burst out laughing

[@neptunetheagoddess]

Tomato cancelled for calling neptune boring and hurting my feelings. *continues to watch every new vod*

[@FelixCatboi]

*plays the game for 2 minutes and LITERALLY initiates pvp mode on the twitch streamer that joined* SKRRRRRRR

[@tomwitowski]

"Wrinkle me this, Batman:..."

[@josephcamilleri518]

"yeah every thing is fine"🤣😂

[@alexjonezNH]

Dave's gonna find THE TRUTH damn it! American black bears can't melt steel beams!

[@pneumaticFrequency]

Just going to leave this here 32:07

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

the legendary hog hole

[@Spooky711B]

I just want Rajang to show up so bad..

[@Eemi_Seppala]

27:46 My brother has an external pancreas and I do call him a cyborg from time to time.

[@LuperisNone]

Holy shit, how is the intro still there??

[@SolazLive]

But would he still kill the predator if it was wearing a neon orange safety hunting vest

[@thewarpipe6368]

53:39 Influencer V.S. influencer tomfoolery.

[@duelviper9871]

Now I have to go to lumpi 's stream to see his reaction Update he wasn't streaming

[@Jaimyoutubing]

Oh God, that's somehow even worse. Imagine being so cringe as to advertise your twitch handle and channel in your username, and then play on that account OFF STREAM. That goes BEYOND cringe I'd say, into the truly pathetic.

[@br4ndonb3ntley73]

I remember another vod where Tamato talked about ‘The Land Before Time’ and it was SO funny XD Someone please tell me which vod that was cuz I’ve lost it 😢

[@EridantheGeeber]

HOGWILD

[@benjaminburns4412]

Dave based

[@AndreasVictorsson]

2:19:43 Tomato says something EXTREMELY profound (to me) and now I'm a bit more depressed than usual.

[@AndreasVictorsson]

"Some _children_ live and die and never have a s'more once in their entire life."

[@jcdenton9614]

1:11:40 The true plural of moose is objectively meese, I have been a strong advocate of this for many years. One day the world will understand the truth, but because of closed-minded opinions such as the ones expressed by Dave here, that day will have to wait.

[@bionicdragon5]

Moosen.

[@fawkespryde9183]

There is no plural because is never more than one moose. Just a single moose. Consider it Canada's own scp. Yeah, we fucked up. We apologize for that

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@fawkespryde9183 Geese too. Fuck those guys.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

No one uses them because they wouldn't live long enough to worry about the pronunciation if they encountered more than 1 moose

[@shadybadger7896]

Aw yea it's HOG KILLIN TIME

[@jontee4free]

I don't think Dave did it...

[@aliakeel]

DAVE

[@BakedBanana]

OH

[@aliakeel]

@@BakedBanana oh

[@dg7708]

Can you guys just fuck and get it over with

[@saladmus920]

Ah yes

[@randomnerd5807]

There is no way these guys have a hunting license.

[@Shamr0ck01]

Does David have a twitch or youtube?

[@aliakeel]

twitch, Dave5005

[@sbwm5500]

Sparkling water is great, its more exciting than normal water

[@anttroll6685]

Brett did not cut the vod lol

[@BrettUltimus]

I do what I want.

[@queenofvermin]

Lmao

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@aliakeel]

oh?

[@bdavis7801]

🤣 Note to self, don't let Dave drive....

[@sergeantbigballs1864]

This sounded like an episode of oneyplays

[@ComradeShadow3750]

D lord 7:45

[@re--dacted]

Lettuce take; Tomato is 100% wrong.

[@Squivels]

47:12 oh we saw UrsulaMejor, we saw

[@ChoddedNloaded]

This game needs a Sasquatch / Dino mod

[@Kylendros]

hes so bad at this game, i hope he didnt have a stroke.

[@GreytestGrey]

Streamers kill man in the woods live on twitch

[@nananamamana3591]

*Squeee...* stream!

[@nicknevco215]

so if miss fire an hit a play is there a trophy menu for that

[@sharksgrr]

legally if an old man calls me sweetie or dear i should be allowed to huck em out a window

[@SexyOctopus]

Nah. That was polite in their day. People weren't as withdrawn from each other back then. I'd say just put up with it since they're just trying to be friendly the way they know how.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Would you prefer they call you "Loser", or "Dweeb", or even "Steve" even though your name isn't Steve? Because that's what I'd call you, "Dweeb Loser Steve." That's your name now.

[@SadHappyOogyBoogy]

"I dont want to advertise his channel" Why? What's so bad about it?

[@SSFhighcommandJOHN]

British people really need to stop calling Crackers, Bisquits, this terminology is seriously fucking outdated dude, a biscuit is a soft fluffy thing, not a fucking saltine ok?

[@captaincactis2506]

British people really need to get their vocabulary straightened out. They keep changing everything, but then something is created and now there’s two items called the same thing.

[@Tat2dTroll69]

call of the wild looks way better and is a better game by 100 times

[@unturned1529]

Damn bro that's crazy

[@saturnascension]

@@unturned1529 call of the wild looks way better and is a better game by 100 times

[@unturned1529]

@@saturnascension damn bro that's crazy

[@saturnascension]

@@unturned1529 call of the wild looks way better and is a better game by 100 times

[@unturned1529]

@@saturnascension crazy bro that's damn