[Tomato] Dad Stream : The baby dashes right for the vents every time. with david

[@mrblah197]

Dave and Tomato need a podcast called Pre-game

[@samiamrg7]

The Pre-Stream Podcast Podcast.

[@MiniMackeroni]

Pre-Game Fore-Play

[@acew2306]

@@MiniMackeroni Pre-Game Prep-Play-For-Bros

[@kaykemarlon9238]

Dave and tomato just really need each other to make something be really fun, cursed and wholesome

[@M00000oooo00000]

hour long intros are so cursed i love them. you can hear how much he is loving taking his time really exploring all his conversations. and his personal satisfaction over how well hour long intro is doing feels really justified and i love it.

[@SpivvyGame]

From what I see it's a 3 hour intro lmao

[@ffasdfas927]

@@SpivvyGame 2

[@fackingcant6528]

steam intro is 200% better with dave, i'd love if tomato started dragging random friends into his intro before solo games.

[@MiniMackeroni]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I love Tomato-Dave streams. They way they riff on something and keep going kills me. Neither of them stop with whatever topic they're on as it gets more and more absurd as they both try and keep the ball rolling.

[@icyphoenix2401]

1:20:00 the fun thing about airbending is that there is a documented technique to just suck all of the air out of a certain area

[@matijasostojic4288]

And if You don't want to kill somebody You can just make the gun not fire. And then strike them with lightning.

[@yamihikarilightdark9]

The pregame turkey island convo fuckin killed me, I'm actually tearing up. I love that each time, Dave added another change to the scenario just to try get Tomato to agree to try beat the shit out of 30 turkeys.

[@wally-squid7069]

I like how Dave thinks it’s easy to take on a bird but people get torn too shreds from chickens on the daily because they thought they had the upper hand. Those chicken feet might as well be raptor claws and you want to fight a Turkey? A practically bigger chicken… no bro no. Ded

[@brosephnoonan223]

Dont give Dave too much flak. He was too busy breaking the legs of rivals, intentionally knocking himself out, running face first into doors, and engaging in strangulation-submition only fight clubs to ACTUALLY read a book. Plus he's a race traitor. Sold us out to the *GEESE*

[@dopaminecloud]

@@brosephnoonan223 Don't forget Bike Jousting except instead of jousting they just jump off their bikes before they crash into each other.

[@galacticpotato6678]

Meanwhile in Australia... magpies will straight up *gouge out your eyes*

[@siluriantides]

Not really related but I recently learned about vampire finches and I wish I could say I was kidding.

[@calthepeacelovingclover5935]

*Dadmato cares for the Tomato's he planted, treating them like his offspring meanwhile Dave his actual son is starving to death inside.*

[@TheeFoolishNoob]

I love these dnd-ish rp scenarios they run through during intros. First smiling gorilla, now Turkey army.

[@iskallos7593]

God damn, poor Tomato; Dave is ruthless.

[@godpopov]

I'm a father and this game is an accurate depiction of early dad life .

[@godpopov]

Sometimes you get lucky and she sleeps exactly at the right times, then she gets old and climbs everywhere, and before you know it, she's dating a dumbass you legally can't kill, then she asks you for money ... parenting is fun lol.@@gavensedgwick6516

[@jontee4free]

Lmao I read this comment while they were playing nidhogg 🤣

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

@godpopov I can remember being two / three years old climbing all over / in kitchen counter and cabinets. Wandering out of the house, shit like that.

[@ianpopp87]

Dave's cackle in this is amazing.

[@meow2492]

THE ONE TIME I MISS A STREAM ITS THE FUNNIEST STREAM IVE SEEN YET

[@karasiktheyoba9898]

23:48 damn, he do be looking good

[@civpr0]

I can't believe he was naked for the entire stream... Shaking my damn head

[@KiR_Tank]

spoilers: Dave his new daddy and i no talking about "who's your daddy?" 3:41:32 but i suggest to watch whole nidhogg

[@zZBlackulaZz]

2 hour intro? And its with Dave? We are truly blessed this day

[@mikecampos1193]

Tomato tries to show is that he's not a bad dad God help that child.

[@uncledoctor6920]

When tomato pulled out the controller; Dave; "then why are you smiling?" Tomato; "because I know something you don't know." Dave; "what?" Tomato; "I am not left handed!"

[@kaelinbennett275]

Game actually starts at 2:07:05

[@conkcreet1344]

@@wontcreep i know bro i get so disappointed when a 2 yo 3 hour stream ends up being only 1

[@billybobjoe9479]

Witch talk-tok starts at around 1:05:00

[@ChromePyramid]

Somebody needs to revoke Tamto's gamer license cause he just got clowned on

[@brosephnoonan223]

Pfft. Tomato has been gaming on a suspended liscense for the past year and a half, at least! Didnt you know? Commissioner of Gaming revoked it a while back.

[@ChromePyramid]

@@brosephnoonan223 tru tru tru tru

[@williamfisher1573]

Dave is not lyin about that ko thing, Irish persons are driven to self harm from boredom. Plus Niall said it was true. An my boy Niall don’t lie

[@skeleslimephantom]

God when they got to the final game I COULDNT stop smiling and laughing fucking hell, HIGH STAKES

[@woldemunster9244]

Nidhogg is a game that causes yelling and anger with people you know. :D

[@thewarpipe6368]

*Steaks*

[@Delta1019er]

Tomato fights like a desperate cockroach running away from the light😂, i love watching Dave and tomato

[@Quagula]

57:05 damn dave chill. Trying to start the 4rth reich put here

[@tommyz6848]

Tomato got cheesed in Nidhogg

[@typerez8132]

Naw he's just dumb

[@florbblorb]

"ITS BEEN A PLEASURE DAVE IT REALLY HAS"

[@ZincTheChemist]

The 40 minute turkey debate was pretty good actually

[@spidrshark803]

My two fathers

[@clonegoat]

"Pumping is easier" - Dave 2021

[@Tabbithakitten]

i love the part where they have a podcast before the gaeming

[@suqmadique9762]

thats like 2 hours for me to skip

[@themeatlord2415]

there's 2 types of people in this world

[@Tabbithakitten]

@@themeatlord2415 I skip it but I don't mind that its there. Hence my use of "podcast" lol

[@simplyaman774]

As a professional turkey fighter, Tomato is only *slightly* overestimating turkeys

[@ChekhovsGun]

Dave's noises of happiness during Nidhogg are the best

[@cartooncritique6625]

26:36 "Nobody wants to watch someone eat shit in Bloodborne"...I dunno it was pretty entertaining watch John Wolfe play through it for the first time (and eat shit at the start). XD 29:57 Zerolenny?

[@youngarchaeotech189]

Baby is undercooked

[@brosephnoonan223]

Needs more paprika

[@fafflerproductions]

If you've come here to watch gameplay, you're in luck. Youve stumbled upon something much more incredible than any gameplay you were expecting. The Dave and Tomato podcast. I'm someone who normally skips past the intro. I urge you, do not skip the intro. The 2 hours and 7 minutes is well worth the watch

[@richnolan2744]

I love Tomatoes friends :^)

[@frobrodabbinz2356]

To think some people put down when the game starts like the podcast intro isnt the best part

[@NachozMan]

2:07:30 Is when the video starts.

[@fireskullbro6358]

One time I had a big ass bird who kept attacking my glass door, one time I had to shot a big ass bird

[@septimus7524]

Tomato's Crab kicks realized in Nidhogg

[@jimvickigin3746]

The I belive in the equality of plants and humans bit , mushroms are not plants...that colonist should not have an issue.

[@ggefgtherobust4076]

I remember this one time when i was little at school i saw a bunch of kids just literally break a door not the lock literally the whole door ripped off AND i would give loans to other kids if they didnt give it in time either the debt would get bigger or i would get a few bigger kids to threaten them to give it back, what a fun time i had in school.

[@Felnier]

Lol Dave-shaming Tomato and his friends is both funny and sad

[@bibby659]

I feel like the rimworld recent update and dlc is nice but that it has tons of issues right now since they half baked it and released it early, even with the warnings about it. Not to mention prisoners randomly changing ideologies if their next to each other, also yeah you need to imprison the other ideology characters and convert them that way otherwise people will throw a fit and those same people have a chance of converting your people to the other ideology otherwise.

[@tom4701]

That’s never happened once and I literally keep my prisoners in the kitchen for half of the whole game

[@bibby659]

@@tom4701 I have seen it happen, they'll either randomly change ideologies, or, sometimes ones with different ideologies will begin changing your peoples beginner one.

[@dabmanson524]

Did anybody else start workingout while Arnold was salivating

[@calsifer666]

On the rimworld talk, I really would be curious how he reacted to Biotech, if he played it.

[@spicyapplesauce1868]

wait turkeys do sleep in trees? I thought that was a Rick and Morty joke.

[@sbh_tx]

rock and mickey fans claim to have a high iq and then say shit like this

[@GunslingerAurax]

3:09:31 for secret nidhogg

[@mrbubbles6155]

Over half the vod is podcast

[@mrbubbles6155]

2:07:37

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

I love the Tomato Podcast.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Gotta get the pump

[@malkeus6487]

2 hour long intro? How...? Someday I'll listen to one.

[@user-dm1zs3xr5u]

Dude with the turkeys I'm CACKLING

[@raincoat7870]

Dave vs turkeys

[@brosephnoonan223]

Smart money is on the turkeys

[@Reac2]

Some game streams have a talking intro, this talking stream has a gaming outro

[@Thatgoy1]

What's David's channel name

[@ffasdfas927]

His twitch channel is Dave5005

[@InternetDog_]

Man, 2 hours of time before the game even starts. Lol

[@jamescook3573]

He's had longer intros

[@john1644]

@@jamescook3573 Gettin' longer and longer

[@M0nkey4365]

why do people still complain about them i mean they have been happening for a long time now i feel like people would get used to them lol

[@ffasdfas927]

@@M0nkey4365 It’s because the intros have only been included for like a month and a half. Like it took me a few months to realize how good the intros were. They’ll learn to love them eventually.

[@JoeLikesBlue]

@@ffasdfas927 I just skip 2 hours ahead if I really just want to see the gameplay

[@Pinkooru]

what da baby doin

[@cldomed550]

I started the video. Took a nap, woke up to Tomato wanting to act like a Geese

[@ComradeShadow3750]

1:46:38 two minds, one heart

[@emilysmite9356]

Still waiting for the Voicebox Tomato stream....

[@UnkindledHonor]

Starts 2:07:29

[@mrrooter601]

heh Tamto will NEVER find me here TomatoDevious

[@Teyronulous]

I fuckin love Dave

[@Leakylemon]

Red man babysits

[@ItsTheShiki]

F a t h e r

[@mikecampos1193]

No toasters for you until you can build me a mastercraft lasgun as good as the TAU weapon.

[@gusbus8659]

Tried to skip intro and it was 60% of the video. Podcast time

[@ampstamp]

Dave is dead :( Dave is not dead :)

[@Snowfox572]

On the turkey fight discussion; tomato, you do understand that not everyone is going to fall on the ground crying and wait to be killed the second a light breeze touches them, right?

[@hankowen99]

You ever had a bad experience with a turkey? Fuckface? They’ll destroy you

[@LE-xo9in]

So you have never seen an angry Turkey before.

[@Snowfox572]

@@LE-xo9in i'll assume you have and ask if killing an angry turkey is as impossible as tomato portrays it

[@OfficerC4]

2:07:27 Is when the gameplay begins

[@Lion3doll]

I stand with Dave

[@BirdOfTar]

CHECK THE BABY!

[@aliakeel]

dad stream best stream :)

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@aliakeel]

@@BakedBanana oh

[@thesixthgodhand5427]

Oh.

[@Colossal_Load]

Longest Intro?

[@ffasdfas927]

I guess no Rimworld :(

[@Fernisvale]

vods are old streams brett puts up on this channel, bear in mind brett also cuts a massive amount of the intro out as well

[@ffasdfas927]

@@Fernisvale I already know that Brett manages this channel, but I’m talking about the Rimworld stream that he did on the 20th. And also what do you mean about cutting out massive amounts of the intros out, he just cuts the 2 minutes of music out.

[@PlushLordOfTheSeas]

crime man dave, local crimer

[@CoolEpicAwesomenessDudeBro78]

Epic games 😎

[@brosephnoonan223]

Rad 😎

[@sleepycodes3816]

Tomato daddy

[@GreySlasher63]

Tomato Podcast Gaming

[@BakedBanana]

oh?

[@aliakeel]

oh

[@ableemu]

o

[@NoNameSteak1211]

o-oh

[@RadTony]

Oree oh?

[@reignmyster]

who's dave?

[@ACW-dn9wb]

Tomato, you should do Granny Simulator next!

[@stevenkelley2326]

i did the same thing in bloodborne dave

[@brosephnoonan223]

Dadmato >:D

[@Biodeamon]

i'm suppressing the urge to make a real world allegory to tomato's complaints about rimworld ideology because i'm pretty sure that'd get me flagged for TOS for you know why reasons

[@Buckq]

pogus pigus i am in sever degbie eatins pil

[@bdavis7801]

😂

[@MattyMatthew-m4o]

I don't mind Intros but when when over half of the VOD is intro I find that a tad excessive

[@basementgoblin8425]

Stream intro rp.

[@ThePhantomiteZ]

OK, I'm two whole hours in does he actually play the game in this video, or is the timestamp gone from his description because he forgot to put any game in?

[@krumplesthe2nd]

Imagine being incapable of clicking the video and checking for gameplay.

[@ThePhantomiteZ]

Imagine not realizing it's a joke.

[@krumplesthe2nd]

Is that why your comment was disliked to the bottom of the barrel?

[@ThePhantomiteZ]

Yeah, probably. I'm not exactly out here trying to get fame and fortune through KZbin comments, kek

[@krumplesthe2nd]

@@DubzDude Imagine being irrelevant and trying to worm your way into something not involving you.

[@princesspupcake1269]

2 hours of intro, yeesh

[@brosephnoonan223]

You sound like a guy who loses to turkeys

[@krumplesthe2nd]

You should lay off the cupcake and start focusing on the pump.

[@pickless6917]

This intro is awful he’s just malding about being awful at rimworld lmao so annoying

[@justinsiettmann5752]

Half the vod is basically a podcast, i love tomato and his suff but I came here to watch him play games not talk for 2 hours :(

[@woldemunster9244]

There is that "bar" in lower part of the video, you can select where you see video and it is measured in minutes and seconds. :D

[@justinsiettmann5752]

@@woldemunster9244 I dont think that changes the fact that its still a podcast for half the video

[@woldemunster9244]

@@justinsiettmann5752 If this is VOD of his stream, his stream is half podcast then... Just go and @ him to give your instructions on how to stream "better"?

[@explodingshroom]

@@justinsiettmann5752 you're still getting more than an hour of games dude, how much spare time to you have to where thats not a decent amount of entertainment

[@veiledwalrus5415]

Intro was Israel vs Palestine

[@PrettyPinkPersephone]

You know what would be really cool? If tomato just started a fucking podcast instead of taking up 3/4 of stream with random tangents. I wouldn’t mind if it was like 1/4. But a majority of time spent on tangents that don’t even pertain remotely to what we’re doing is ridiculous. It’s why I can’t watch live anymore

[@OriNyte]

skill issue

[@imagine_you_are_a_burger]

You know I love tamto riffin' as much as the next guy but I feel that these intros are getting pretty excessive

[@flameywisp4818]

Just skip it if you're not interested

[@pessimystic37]

Oh my god dude, become a Just Chatting streamer already and get it over with