[Tomato] Green Hell : Picking up the funny looking frog (New campaign coop)

[@Kez-The-Pez]

I'm having a hard time imagining what Dave actually looks like in real life but it changes every time I hear his voice.

[@conkcreet1344]

5,11 white man short dirty blonde hair probably has a short beard. Thats my guess

[@theoverseer458]

I bet he’s handsome :)

[@Kez-The-Pez]

@@theoverseer458 and I honestly think he would be great friends with pewdiepie

[@Tobatcie]

Dave is black and wears glasses, no idea how tall he is.

[@Phoenix-pb4sm]

That's how it was for me with Tomato until I saw his face Tbh that's still how I imagine Tomato

[@maddrago9422]

1:44:04 8 minutes in the jungle and Tomato already resort to cannibalism, yet a true survivalist

[@jpvielleux]

Welcome to the jungle. We've got fun and games.

[@extrnalsorce4974]

We’ve got everything you want , as long as you know the name

[@thespacemarine247]

@@extrnalsorce4974 we are the people that ya find

[@exceed556]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I

[@slitheryzone5410]

@@exceed556 Gonna give you up Gonna let you down Gonna turn around and hurt you

[@recordbreaker6582]

Annie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok?

[@freeze_peach]

I want to imagine a sanbox survival Green Hell with 10+ players. The scarcity of resources and tribalism would be phenomenal.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Thats just ARK. And Conan. And it USED to be S.O.S before that game became poopy. _and its kinda real life, if you REEEEALLY think about it_

[@wyattbequette3596]

@@brosephnoonan223 ark is barely a survival game lol

[@Joshuaend]

😊​@@brosephnoonan223

[@aaronsherwood5378]

3:37:49 Alien from deep space declares that he has never had a taco in his entire life.

[@DangerZone200]

2 days later News Reporter: a giant red tomato like object has been seen today being catapulted in out of space, people don't know what it was but eye witnesses said they could hear sounds from a distance that could only be described as a war cry of rage and fury!

[@somedudethatwatches7834]

Man. Didn't realise that hard-shell tacos were apparently Satan's curse on the world.

[@Playernumbernull]

Married couple goes on vacation in the amazon rainforest, never to be seen again.

[@goldengreen8039]

I love the two hours of 2 dudes in the jungle having funerals

[@Colossal_Load]

Two divorced lovers get stranded in the jungle and have to learn to lover each other again :)

[@bionicdragon5]

Tomato "Survival Expert" Gaming and the eldritch being known as "Dave" go camping and accidentally kill their spider guardian. They are never seen again.

[@DarkDragon1889]

The Phil Collins medley at the pyre was fucking GOLD.

[@johnrutledge4659]

Brendan Fraser did come back and won an Oscar to boot.

[@TimeForDunston]

Gameplay doesn't start until 1:22:29 Edit: disregard this comment as I was too busy being stupid to realize the gameplay timestamp is in the description 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️.

[@darkranger116]

42:50 Alright he's kinda onto something though. Not in the way of an actual dodge roll though. From what i've seen from a few documentaries, humans kinda have 2 defenses when coming in close quarters with a gorilla without tools. One is maintaining direct eye contact, which is a huge gamble, its rolling for intimidation essentially. The other, is going completely limp, all the way, head spine legs and arms, and let the gorilla drag you like a rag doll. It will either let go of you quickly, or hold onto you and bring you closer for inspection. Which is precisely the moment when you could strike in the arena. Feint the gorilla by going limp and convincing it that you're useless, and when its close inspecting you, shove knife in eye/throat, roll away and grab second item. It would be beyond high risk high reward, but i figure in that kind of situation, you wither come up with some left field impossible stunt and go big or go home past the moon, or you just straight up die. I'd still go for the 1.8% chance despite the odds.

[@freakyskull516]

spongebob is supposed to be about that awkward 18-25 time in your life when youre trying to adult but arent quite ready yet they forgot that look at its shame

[@brosephnoonan223]

Look at it and weep...

[@kadiabarenbaum7252]

The moist stream...Infamous..and you thought the frogs were slippery...

[@bdavis7801]

LMAO I was talking to some European friends and they didn't understand why salsa was a staple for me. Good job on the taco education Tomato! A land without tacos.... ;_;

[@williampuckette5425]

Hell yeah! I saw the update and have been waiting for him to come back to it :)))

[@Leakylemon]

Red man goes back to roots and colonizes rain forest

[@gavinjenkins899]

This stream had just the right amount of grunch for my... tastes.

[@ivyscripting7240]

1:26:05 Dave… what are you doing?

[@ImperialFister]

What are you doing, step-Dave?!

[@atom4294]

@@ImperialFister OH NOOO xD

[@spiritbear7781]

Just here to say, tomato was always right about sewer burger. Stinky air doesn’t foul the taste of a wrapped double bagged burger

[@TheMason658]

which vod was that from I wanna rewatch it

[@sebakisniesebakisnie6109]

that was not puppet combo no way ​@@jackhazardous4008

[@josephhardesty3165]

Strange red warpianted man get lost in the forest.

[@Wolf93]

Imagine lusting for tacos

[@mikecampos1193]

Sexual lobster made a song about that he also goes by the name greasy tales look it up.

[@evanmarogen]

I loves me some home made tacos.

[@fuzerzero2073]

Once i read the title " new co op campaign" immediately yelled WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[@thedukeofdorks6001]

Wooo yeah! This is what ive been waiting for baby!

[@landendiem2189]

They were looking for fish bait and walked past larvae so many times

[@themooch8752]

Ahhh finally ..the video we all wanted ,keep it up

[@mikhailkutuzov8051]

Local fruit-brain lost in the woods; accidentally colonizes (real)

[@OneAndOnlyDave117]

18:27 The Man enters the stream abyss

[@mint5438]

Tomato's streams make me grunge so hard man. Wtf

[@shin83000]

Tomato 'harmonica master' gaming :)))

[@blamb9977]

3:39:00 Tomato's brain breaks

[@ItzDrPlow]

mind blown

[@aliakeel]

still haven't seen the ending because the last VOD got cut off

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@aliakeel]

@@BakedBanana oh

[@ImperialFister]

If you want, I can tell you the ending

[@aliakeel]

@@ImperialFister yes please

[@ImperialFister]

@ali akeel aight, so, if you’re reading this, it’s your fault if you get spoiled. I personally thought it was a bit lame, but it was cool. Now, I fucking butchered this ending, cause it was pretty cool, so you should watch some videos of it to get an understanding of what went down, but here’s the gist. So, our guy smokes the weed, does a little bit of trolling of himself. Runs around while high off his balls with the locals. Then the opening running through the jungle sequence happens, as our guy went insane in the jungle. Tamtatoloto was right, Mia was dead the whole time (or just super ill). He’s now stuck in an endless loop inside his mind, running around in the jungle.

[@blu-gu9qi]

If tomato had a podcast I would call it the marinara podcast

[@jukethebox6879]

I was wondering when i was gonna see more of this game

[@ChristianSilipo]

Pog champ

[@flameywisp4818]

Pogfish

[@evanmarogen]

Omegalul

[@jeremyhamilton6623]

Taco bit is HILARIOUS

[@mrblah197]

Dave and Tomato stream are the best

[@jesusestrada5543]

Y'know I never realized that Phil Collins also did songs for Disney, but looking back on it now I have no idea why I never connected his voice.

[@thefemboyking]

Tomato "Don't Touch My Bellybutton!" Gaming

[@ricardomora9913]

Tomato is so wrong, actually is possible, if you see to the Sun or a bright light you can force the sneeze.

[@rjirvin2037]

I love a good coop game.

[@dazzanai560]

what is the name of the song at the start?

[@Ohmriginal722]

This reminds me a lot of The Forest

[@Mrpear234]

Read tile and saw co-op... nuff said. :)

[@ChromePyramid]

ye-ye but when do we get to see the coop though?

[@lesvernornvienas8232]

could vampires even enter a city anymore cause there are pipes everywhere with running water hidden underground

[@TimeForDunston]

I'm in red heaven whenever I watch tomato playing green hell. What do you mean heaven isn't red? Yeah right bud, what are you going to tell me next, that there's no fire, lava, screaming, or torture in heaven too? Get real, I'm not falling for that trick! Why does heaven hurt so much? Hi :) Welcumb 2 heck.

[@tirado3211]

Tomato "Cannibalism Apologist" Gaming

[@H511F1R5]

Tamto enters the main menu at 1:22:29

[@mazman6559]

Isnt this jungle cruise

[@gangliaghost8720]

Ethical backbone? In MY favorite streamers??

[@gangliaghost8720]

Chats wrong tomato has based opinions on Mexican food

[@markkiefer3243]

Wait is it "Grunch"!? I thought they were saying "Grunge", which is an actual word. Now I need the context for what "grunch" even is.

[@OneAndOnlyDave117]

it's when you grunch

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

"i deliberately order low sodium foods. like tacos." wut.

[@epicepicburrito2066]

What if tomato and jfj played games together?

[@brosephnoonan223]

Never would happen.

[@evanmarogen]

Would be interesting but likely wouldn't happen.

[@Perkeleen69]

Finland got taco bell a few years ago. too bad its expensive as fuck. i don't understand how they can sell dollarmenu items for like 2-4€ each

[@brosephnoonan223]

Im *guessing* its due to the tacobell not having any enough local sources for ingredients, so theyre shipping excess by freezer, driving up the overhead.

[@billboman6529]

Yeah

[@nuhuhnope7579]

88 degrees? Sounds like a beautiful spring day. It was 113 here not long ago. Try out the west coast this time of year tamto.

[@aliakeel]

got to 52c like a week ago, 125f for Americans

[@brosephnoonan223]

>West coast Im sorry, Im allergic to sun fried cesspools. Well. Not allergic. More like... _embarassed._

[@aliakeel]

man if there's one thing I've noticed about outside countries summer (especially America), is that whenever they mention how hot the temperature is in their area, it's usually just the record for the summer, and not the average/majority of it. the rest of the remaining days are like 35c with 3 rainy mornings every week.

[@brosephnoonan223]

@@aliakeel Id say that really depends on the state and the person. Like, it was what? 80 F° in Mass in _one_ particular region _of_ Mass? Like. Id not say "maaaaan yall WEEEEEEAKLINGS gotta get on MYYYYY level, my STATE had a HIGH of THIS number in THIS region that I dont even LIVE in!" But then you have like, Nevada, Texas, and California where 98 F° or above isnt abnornal at all during SPRING. And like, when the AMOUNT of times youve experienced the record high for the summer kinda reaches a point where I think youre allowed to say "Hey man Ive experienced 100+ F° on the regular enough that anything less feels pretty breezy to me".

[@aliakeel]

@@brosephnoonan223 i mean i don't know, i guess we have different ideas of consistency. for me, i find it stupid to say "oh the weather here is 45c" if it doesn't reach 45c at least 3 times a week.

[@kevinpollard9657]

I’m the same as Dave, never had a taco

[@brosephnoonan223]

_What?_

[@dilo9277]

4 minutes damn.

[@ililililililililililililil6813]

Poggers

[@LukaFanNo8]

Tomato Soup?

[@KingNOOB-kj7vz]

Aye Tomato! I gotta say your one of the most funniest people I’ve ever watched, and I’m literally inspired to make content similar to your personality. Don’t worry I won’t be copying or anything.

[@chockstock9414]

Do people actually believe Texas is a wild place? It is actually very nice, way better than many states tbh.

[@brosephnoonan223]

Silence, Lone Star. Go back to your sun blasted desert, what with your huge ranches warring at obe another like rival city states and prospector villages built around miserable little mines that produce more BLACK LUUUUNG than profit... Texas is *JUST* Red Dead Redemption, but with more BBQ, and actually _really_ pretty beaches.

[@trav662]

6:26

[@tbskins6156]

Whatever happened to your main channel Tomato

[@Ruinfire-fs9xu]

Tamto dropped youtube for twitch since youtube is a dystopian hellscape and tamto can actually make money off twitch

[@mikecampos1193]

@@Ruinfire-fs9xu yeah but it's getting weird everyday he he can read the madness of it I hope he never licks a mic or wears a horse head while doing it.

[@sneakytaze5336]

"I've never had a taco, because it's not a normal thing in England." He says.. as there are multiple taco bell's around UK.

[@brosephnoonan223]

That _thing..._ is not a taco.

[@sneakytaze5336]

@@brosephnoonan223 Not just taco bells, but reputable taco restaurants too.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Going to taco bell for mexicam food is like going to kfc for friend chicken

[@sneakytaze5336]

@@jackhazardous4008 Commenting without reading the previous replies is like saying the sun is yellow.

[@Meatus4514]

Tacos aren't even hard to make though... like how?

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@aliakeel]

oh

[@NoNameSteak1211]

oh

[@woopwoop994]

An hour and a half of no game. Pathetic

[@theoverseer458]

Podcast? More like pogcast

[@AedanTheGrey]

I remember a while ago when Tomato said he'd never become Criken, prestreaming for over an hour before playing

[@brosephnoonan223]

Whining about time you can skip? Pathetic.

[@woopwoop994]

@@brosephnoonan223 whining about time I shouldn't have to skip, numbskull.

[@evanmarogen]

@@woopwoop994 he's just trying to get paid if you don't like it leave have some common sense.

[@minkandmatch2547]

stop with the fucking hour long intros man