THE TOM GREEN PODCAST - MAY 22, 2020

[@Wesabi80]

Tom, don't stress those requesting 'normal' Tom. Please don't compromise a thing! You don't know how deep your followers will go with you!

[@aboutthatlife917]

Agreed

[@JW-pj1zd]

100% agreed if they don't like it. Fuck em!!

[@billysm00th]

Thats cool.... but no more phone.... thanks ;)

[@Atodaso]

This. +1

[@Oldsaintnic]

I want the Tom that Tom wants to be. I love "MTV Tom" and I still mimic Tom randomly from then, I can't help it sometimes. I'm 33 now with a kid on the way, if I don't have a problem with letting my "MTV Tom" out, neither should the REAL Tom! Do what your mind exactly says to do, you gave us a outstanding performance through out your career and I'm sure you didn't rely on anyone for creativity.

[@aboutthatlife917]

This is the best thing ever. I've only dreamed Tom would reinact his movie quotes. Such gold

[@mitchspurlock3626]

Lol when he said Betty! Bettyyyyy!!! I laughed so fucking hard

[@aboutthatlife917]

I have SENSITIVE KNEES

[@roarv]

It's been a lot of fun so far! Been loving the show here in Australia. 😀

[@seanflynn781]

So glad Tom is willing to echo the "Daddy would you like some sausage" back to his fans every once in awhile. That stuff shaped me, man. The Tom Green show when I was 12, then all the movies, the live show after that. It's been a wild ride, man. Yee haw!

[@zakaria7225]

I'd start every morning this way if I could, Tom. Please never stop. Your voice is important.

[@loui8767]

Odd ball Tom is the Tom I became a fan of 20 years ago. An originator and never a duplicator. Thank you for taking us along for the ride of Web-O-Vision 2.0! Love the studio and sunsets! God bless.

[@ExploringTheWestCoast]

I can not hear an old school phone ringing without fond memories of my Mom! "Patrick answer the DAMN PHONE! or i will unplug it!" I was cracking up when you just kept it going! Classic TG! I'll be resposible for many rings of that phone in the future!

[@DaveTrippin]

That isolation song really was exceptional. Hope you do more like that.

[@glyn5385]

wasnt it just exceptional

[@ArbitraryOnslaught]

japan 4

[@scottnoftallmusic]

Tom Green is on fire! He has his swag back and I am so happy for him.

[@BR-md7hm]

Thanks for keeping our spirits up, things are pretty bad in NY right now. The gift of comedy turns tears of grief to tears of laughter and we appreciate you!

[@felony211662]

When I first saw your MTV series, I loved the content. Im so glad you're not dead

[@timhellms6255]

I've been a fan since the early 90s... Tom, you are one of the most genuine people that I think have or will have ever existed. I will most definitely call in and have a chat with you soon. Keep up the amazing work! There's a ton of us rooting for you!

[@madrockfilmaudio8633]

The phone gag is quintessential tom green humor, annoying as hell but hilarious in how far he's willing to push a bit. Awesome stuff! keep it up tom, love the chill casual vibe you've got going in your podcast, very unique. F.Y.I - Technical note - The front side angle is the nicest shot, use that as your main most of the time. Makes it feel like we're in the room with you! much more personal. :)

[@edwardleas1619]

True

[@jzen1455]

I'm in the "It's annoying" camp. I think it's quaint and cool for maybe the first couple minutes. But beyond that, it's unlistenable.

[@Themurphyshow7]

@@jzen1455 you may be normal. Have you considered this?

[@jayh9529]

MadRock Film & Audio you mean normal 😂

[@shadcovert1160]

I am so very happy this is happening... Now that I am an adult. When I was a kid, I'd have to sneak, just to watch Tom... My Dad thought Tom was ridiculous, and didn't understand his humor. He would yell at me for watching Tom on TV and I'd always go to bat for him. LOVE WHAT YOU DO, TOM! Followed you for a long time and always will!

[@lovelylisawarriorqueen7923]

"DADDY DO YOU WANT SOME SAUSAGE?"

[@MrJballn]

Would you?

[@DubsStop]

"Daddy WOULD YOU like some sausage?”

[@MetalWolfReaper]

It's one of my all time favorite movies!!

[@DoomsDayDevice]

One of best comedy movies of all time :D

[@bakerXderek]

Crazy I watched you on TV when I was a kid and here I am 30 watching you now on youtube. You're still looking great after all these years man, glad to see you still going hard.

[@tweekballs]

"The beaver is yelling at the other beaver, he says you're stupid beaver"

[@j.w.tompkins7440]

From someone who grew up watching "Weird Tom," "Normal Tom" is jarring. Mad respect for this diversification from a comedic pioneer. Kudos, Tom! I plan on calling in!

[@starbelly2000]

I love Tom because I believe he's always being himself. It's encouraging.

[@joes6108]

It's awesome that we get to see the genius at work! We are watching the man behind the craziest, funniest show ever on television create what's sure to be another original gem! A year from now this podcast will be a household name.

[@ParkerOsmon]

Tom just wanted to let you know I didn't mind the ringing but I'm a weird guy also. :)

[@philbgarner]

Wife and I are loving it Tom! Watching from Georgian Bay, Ontario.

[@JoelBondurant]

This is the Tom Green Show, this is my favorite show.

[@nox2889]

It's the Tom Green Show.

[@bobbucks]

I thought the ringing was a gag, I couldn't take it past 10 minutes. This is my new first go to podcast now. Simple and entertaining.

[@double_d_8885]

Don't read the comments Tom. You're amazing and Im glad you're back from My childhood

[@Patchaddictedpolymath]

Tad bit of irony here

[@Tommy12Gunn]

Good to see your alive and well Tom Green! ..you make Canada proud... Thank you for your comedy.

[@drewjohn8554]

Roadtrip was really good as well

[@NESADDICT]

I’m so happy your doing this. Tom Green is just what I have been missing.

[@whitemandingo6651]

Tom Green is so Sick! His voice is so soothing... Like a back massage from Doctor Ho!

[@jayTheMightyRoadflower]

... LOVE ‘Kith’! really enjoying you being back! you’ve a great humility about you too sir- very refreshing! sincerely sending gidvibes aplenty & all the very best to you & yours, sincerely, j...

[@funkylosangeles]

Here's to not normal 🍻

[@crystalherrera8467]

Cheers!! 🍻

[@justinxpwsane]

Was a huge fan back in the day. Back again, I’m glad this podcast exists and you’re doing well

[@therandomlieutenant]

Put a footswitch on the landline so you can control when it does and doesn't ring.

[@paulhevesi4249]

Thanks Tom, i have been a fan for many years. Paul from Australia.

[@BScDear]

People need the phone Tom. They need it.

[@jzen1455]

NO!!!

[@Horrordelic]

@Dave M Yes we need the phone, it was similar to old episodes... For the OG web o vision freaks

[@Horrordelic]

@@adiohead lol

[@Ieatdirt121]

Tom Green, I've always enjoyed the person who you are every since you blew up on MTV. Keep being awesome.

[@Usualeclectic]

I enjoyed the phone ringing... bunch of babies wahhhh.

[@rayfreeman7574]

I came here to say exactly that. The phone was fuckin killin it. #bringbackringingphone

[@jzen1455]

Stop being selfish. I mean, some people don't mind it when people slam on their car horn or be yelled at. But you have to be considerate of the majority of people who find such things annoying. Otherwise, Tom risks losing a large portion of his followers while the fraction of people who love the phone ringing stick around. I mean if Tom wants a very very very niche phone-rining-phile audience, then that's up to him.

[@Rivers198]

Jason, let the phone ringing open your third eye. Life is like a flowing river, you can panic and splash around or sit back and relax

[@george6096]

Tom Green Yay!!!So glad to find this today ☺️ Great to see you again. This is great!!! Life long fan here. Take care stay safe and I hope to see more.

[@chefjeff1366]

I LOVE THE PHONE. I think it would be fun to just turn the ringer on for some episodes, and off for others, seemingly at random. Sometimes even turning it on halfway through the episode. In any case, the new web-o-vision has been the best.

[@johnadams9193]

Aloha from Hawaii Tom i grew up watching you and love that you are continuing doing what you started...you are the OG Tom

[@roarv]

Love this podcast!

[@Ohryyy]

Love how personal you are getting with the audience and really trying to cater to their needs. I love both Toms! Keep it up!

[@_Ramen-Vac_]

Tom get in touch w/ Bobby Valdez.. inventor of the handplant in the pool.. that cat is sweet and you'd love him. Hawk's hero, Elguera's too.

[@paddyh9488]

I personaly Love the phone ringing Tom it's a great bit, plus we love the crazy and normal Tom. Thanks for the entertainment. ❤🤘

[@Barsabus]

The phone ringing was hilarious

[@808zhu]

Hi Tom. It's great to see you again... We love you!

[@ericghint]

rip on that marshall half stack already

[@bigsmokesorder]

Tom Green you are an absolute living legend. Love the content and live streams and can't wait to see the evolution of this show and the comedy you produce. Keep up the awesome work man, we love every bit of it!

[@CBNRMZambia]

I want Tom to be crazy all the time.

[@glyn5385]

the phone ringing was annoyingly brilliant im really enjoying waking up and theres a Tom Green show to watch, ill call you one day to chat about aliens, life, death, love etc ive experienced all of them. much love and hugs to you Tom

[@hbeezey]

He's like a vigilante.... cat.... A cat who is a vigilante

[@tkoking420]

What a great movie .

[@Mr.Haveaword]

I can see through wood!

[@l.ronhubbard5445]

Hey Tom i don't know if you realize it but your phone was ringing Loudly during the last broadcast. K thanks

[@jettnorr]

THIS IS THE LIGHT GREEN SHOW, IT’S NOT THE DARK GREEN SHOW.

[@dusk7919]

😎👍 perfect

[@jettnorr]

IB1RU12 ICUR1IB1RU12IM12

[@DubsStop]

@@jettnorr 🤔

[@DoctorBlankenstein]

Tom, you have always been the real deal entertainment. You rock brother.

[@BR-md7hm]

Q: Those t-shirts with the titles of Brad Pitt movies (the ones you wore years ago), would you ever sell similar shirts that say lines like "I WANNA EAT CHICKEN BURGERS" / "I WANNA PET THE HORSEY"/"WE CAN LIVE LIKE KINGS"? I would buy two of every one you made! Threadless.com is a good vendor to do things like that.

[@El_Bastardo]

How is a podcast by Tom Green this WHOLESOME?!? I love it!

[@coffeehigh420]

Tom, I wait all day and night (and then I sleep cause I get tired, you know) but then I'm awake again (don't worry). so, the point is I go on the youtube and check out the latest web-o-vision, and listen for you to say "hi coffee high 420 in the comment section, hi wes Kim, hi Alex burns". but you don't say my screen name, you know? so thats all. thanks, I hope this helps! I'll stop typing now and hit the "comment" button now.

[@Oldsaintnic]

I want the Tom that Tom wants to be. I love "MTV Tom" and I still mimic Tom randomly from then, I can't help it sometimes. I'm 33 now with a kid on the way, if I don't have a problem with letting my "MTV Tom" out, neither should the REAL Tom! Do what your mind exactly says to do, you gave us a outstanding performance through out your career and I'm sure you didn't rely on anyone for creativity.

[@MrJballn]

I'm the guy with the kids with all the admissions earlier this hour, I can't do Instagram anymore man, is there another way we can make this "phone is live" notification more broadcast?

[@MrJballn]

This studio looks like its prepared to do everything, can you get your rig to send out a "green alert" to the emergency infrastructure? Ala "silver," when old people go unsafely driving their cars "Presidential," when old people go unsafely driving their county, etc.

[@PubikEnemy]

Tom -not sure how well you’re doing on the new MPCs but I would suggest getting the MPC Live/X Bible, I’ve been using the MPCs for years and it took a bit to wrap my head around the new ones. Real cool to see you rocking them. You can also get the audio to “duck” aka lower volume in your DAW or with a mixing board with the press of a button. Just some suggestions, not sure if you will get this but I’ll find a way to help out when I can.

[@11UncleBooker22]

I'd like to see Tom incorporate a "Dash" of Art Bell type of programming into his pod cast. Not just Bigfoot/UFO/Paranormal stuff but the entire cornucopia of Art Bell type of stuff. You'd be the guy for the job Tom AND still have all the stuff you would normally do.

[@plasmametroid]

Tom, what you do is a great service to humanity... You're a magical man, doing magical things, in your little magical studio.. You're a magical man, Tom

[@drewjohn8554]

I'm a farmer daddy cant believe that didnt make it

[@noilifcram]

Keep it up Tom, loved the old school phone ringing nonstop! Maybe not in every show, just don’t get rid of it altogether. Sending you good vibes from Quebec!

[@roarv]

Hey Tom!

[@shawnworrlein9112]

Hey Tom. I love your show and the weirdness. I was too normal when I was young to appreciate you, but now that I'm older and weirder, I can appreciate it. Thanks for the creativity!!!!!!

[@BScDear]

Bring the ringing telephone back!

[@minibit0103]

I liked the phone ringing. I enjoy your craft and I enjoyed where you were trying to take us.

[@roarv]

Hahaha, yes it's very strange you overlooked that phone ringing 😂 you don't have to explain yourself, we get it. There are a lot of "normal" people. But, what is normal?

[@Horrordelic]

Normal is not CraZy

[@Jonah84848484]

I just can’t believe you’re back, and somehow this feels brand new and fresh. Dude you’re doin it hard in the paint

[@cybertrk]

This live show sounds like yesterday’s live show

[@notmikek7042]

So happy you're doing this, Tom! Looking forward to more!

[@DaveTrippin]

This.. Is not live.. I've been fooled.

[@RazorRoberto]

Crazy Tom for life! Those who didn't understand the rotary phone need a delivery from Undercutters Pizza at 3am. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop...UNDERCUTTERS! Love what your doing, Tom...always a pioneer. Been a big fan for a long time; finally saw your show live with Steve-O in 2013.

[@279loop]

Anyone complaining about the phone...........should be banned from this ........it was genius......bring back the phone

[@samuelj2408]

it was funny for 3 minutes... then it's annoying. very annoying.

[@TrueBoricua]

Thank you Tom for this content! I needed it. Quarantine in Puerto Rico has been a nightmare. Can’t wait for more web-o-vision!

[@prkrdntrmnt]

I miss the phone ringing, it actually was kinda soothing and repetitive like an all night telathon, weird Tom is chaotic and hilarious, just as normal Tom is super chill to watch.... Jackass ripped off Tom?

[@Themurphyshow7]

Absolutely they did. I also experienced a soothing feeling from the phone, it faded into the background experience and meshed with the silly vibe that I have appreciated from Tom Green since I was in middle school. His variety of silliness is so unique and classic. I work in a kitchen and after you've been working during a hectic shift, people get so weird and silly. Similar vibe

[@anthonyp7051]

Gotta tell you,your the 1st of your kind and I been there laughing with you from those early years. Cracks me up how you can deliver with the same enthusiasm. Timeless! You are the not a trend setter but a era setter.

[@tomgreen]

Thanks Anthony!

[@kurtdewittphoto]

I don't think any of us want you to change Tom. We love you. The constant phone ring was just a little overboard that's all. I appreciated the joke, but not longer than 30 minutes.

[@marlboromount]

Tom you had the best talk show of all time. keep up the good work

[@Stringz]

I’m really loving the show Tom 🔥 It’s great to be a part of live! 🔥 A lot of fun, gets my jollies off!🔥 I’ll keep being there every day 🔥 ... also... Wish I knew how to stream without delay like you do. You have a great setup there. My mic and guitar have this slight delay that screws it up but streaming already made media works fine. I’m lost. Also would love to jam with you making music while I do guitar if we could figure that out without delay somehow. Maybe if you start I can come in a improv over a loop somehow if I can fix my own slight delay somehow! Haha I already jammed in the past webovision years ago and I knew thatd be delayed but it was a lotta fun playing around with the comedy of it. It’d be cool to do a real jam though and since you’ve been making music as well it’d be dope. Anyway just thought I’d mention in case you actually read this far. I mean I’d doubt that but just in case 🤷🏼‍♂️ Just an idea. Maybe the tech could get there... 🤷🏼‍♂️ I dunno... Anyway fun show so far.. good energy man! Get to wake up with you and the quality is awesome technically. Love the whole setup and feel and everything. Even the 🔥 song from that one night a few weeks ago was 🔥 “gimme that fireeeeeeeeeee”

[@josephw9810]

I love you Tom! Thank you for your videos! Keep them coming!

[@bccphotec]

Always enjoyed your work Tom. Great to see you again! Set a time, and I'll be there! The phone was okay after you toned it down some. I like the background tunes. Going to be hangin' in my small town for awhile, so your presence will be extremely welcome! Really looking forward to your future shows! Jim in Arizona

[@brentulstad3275]

"We could live like kings. WE COULD LIVE LIKE KINGS!!!"

[@smoothbraintactical7900]

Awesome that you started a podcast! I don’t think there’s been a year that’s gone by since FGF came out that I haven’t thought about some scene, or seen a clip online that had me laughing to tears. Watched some of your standup recently too, all good stuff. I appreciate your entertainment and look forward to watching as many podcasts as you put out! Have a good one!

[@shadcovert1160]

Tom, you should set up a FAX MACHINE! THAT would be good fun for everyone! We could send notes, drawings, pictures, anything you'll allow! Another fun "old school" thing. Love you Tom!

[@benythjet]

Canada loves you Tom. You have our support in all your endeavours. In the 90's you inspired me to be my weird, and HILARIOUS, self with confidence. Fan shit aside.. you're a good man Tom. Stay thirsty my brother.

[@BR-md7hm]

Hey honestly the phone ringing was cracking me up! Random things like this are why everyone loves Tom Green. He is an international TREASURE

[@domnech]

Glad your back Tom! from a fellow Canadian! cheers!

[@colinpeterhill]

You're looking really good Tom. I'm 34 from England. Been a fan for 20 years x

[@themaidenandthelion8452]

I really needed a laugh today, so glad youtube suggested this. Thanks Tom 💛

[@greytroo3120]

Good morning Tom! Outstanding podcast, great watch!!

[@nchrysalis1]

More night time Tom!!! Makes it even more funny that people didn't get it. I enjoyed the ringing. Reminded me of ignoring calls when I was a kid. The ringing just becomes a part of the environment.

[@GettysGarage]

From worst case Ontario Tom, Good stuff! love the Pod

[@daniellogan8327]

The fact that you put up with the phone ringing is amazing

[@Dillon0Moore]

I planned to just tune in briefly, and see if the phone was still ringing - ended up watching the whole thing. great stuff Tom, my gfs mad because i said i was gonna be up in 5mins to watch tv (this was about 30mins ago). Cheers, glad to see you with some wholesome - yet insane stuff.

[@kelbale]

Weird Tom is real Tom. LOVED the phone. Miss it. Like an 80's radio reception desk and it added rhythm which is pretty much everything :) ❤

[@jamesmcbride5611]

The phone was amazing it was perfectly recived by me thanks for all your hard work love you brother!

[@GeoffRendell]

I met you when you first arrived in Hollywood, it 's great to see that your authenticity has survived.

[@Wallyworld30]

We can live like Kings! Love you Tom! Never change!