Hey everyone, I unlisted this video for now because I realized that by accident I was stealing Techno's views. I've seen a lot of comments saying things like "watching this to have an excuse to watch the video again" and that's when I knew that I was damaging Techno's view count. I never intended for this video to blow up nor ever wanted it to. I merely posted this because Tommy cut this part of his livestream on his VOD and I felt like this clip was important enough to archive and share. My intentions were never harmful in any way, since I don't care about views, subs, or money, hence why I don't monetize my videos (I don't even know how to tbh). I love and respect all of these creators and their content and I would never steal or reupload their content if I knew it would damage them. In fact, I tried to avoid stealing by crediting the original video, VOD and channels. Even so, I acknowledge that all of this is completely my fault and I could've (and should've) acted faster when unlisting this video. I feel full of regret for commiting this mistake and I apologize for it. It will never happen again. Thanks for reading. P.S. I'm sorry if I made any grammar mistake. English is not my first language edit: it's been 5 months. i can safely make this video public again
@KYGrayson4 жыл бұрын
I greatly respect that
@suspicien15434 жыл бұрын
Your good and if some says no then tell them to live a long life because then they can go to hell for there sins
@madi71784 жыл бұрын
+100 Respect. Power to ya!
@WalterDaDog993 жыл бұрын
You underestimate how much techno viewers go back for content
@jaybonn59733 жыл бұрын
Techno has 5ish mil you're fine XD the description is all you need
@NovaSolarsis8354 жыл бұрын
“I'm not that competitive of a person” -Technoblade
@KFOX-he3sl4 жыл бұрын
Nova hm
@royalcomputer37804 жыл бұрын
Hm
@lamsimpson52154 жыл бұрын
Hm
@Nikesch4 жыл бұрын
Hm
@stukistar11954 жыл бұрын
Hm
@dinoglow4 жыл бұрын
i love that he encouraged his viewers to watch it themselves
@PappyP4 жыл бұрын
Yin Moongi why r there no replies and like 500 likes xd
@jhdino60674 жыл бұрын
I think he want’s Technoblade to be his friend
@Jonnell014 жыл бұрын
@@jhdino6067 Who doesn't?
@josephrogers36664 жыл бұрын
Killer King true
@yizao92894 жыл бұрын
Killer King tru
@emeraldone5304 жыл бұрын
Tommy's input is what scares me. Specifically the part where he doesn't like the idea of Techno cyberbulling politicians instead of orphans
@stafey76594 жыл бұрын
He could take over the world
@hipeople73384 жыл бұрын
And the fact that he tried to find Squid’s college. How did he manage that?
@emeraldone5304 жыл бұрын
@@hipeople7338 he didn't try. He probably did. From Tommy, we know he narrowed it down to three a while ago. He probably found it
@hipeople73384 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldone530 Oh shit. Squid better hide
@Kiwi-km1hm4 жыл бұрын
Emerald One holy shit that's horrifying, he's hunting him down
@the-anhpham33643 жыл бұрын
9:55 “I’ve narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges” Technoblade - The Art of Stalking
@RimuruT3npesuto3 жыл бұрын
Killin stalkin
@RimuruT3npesuto3 жыл бұрын
@Bas2oos 😭😭😭😭
@thebluender9803 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu is. Very proud
@brennanhanson49212 жыл бұрын
Also should be added that in his “I Became the Mayor of Skyblock” video he casually tosses out that he has squid’s parents phone number
@MJPD9553 жыл бұрын
“After learning he lived in California, I set fire to the trees that lasted 3 months thanks to the climate and simultaneous gender reveal party. This caused him to move away from the fires, decreasing his potato efficiency by 9%”
@oldaccount12543 жыл бұрын
so would techno though, as he also lives in California please don’t wooosh me
@neooblisk00843 жыл бұрын
@@oldaccount1254 Thats why he scrapped that plan in favor of dropping a thermonuclear bomb on squids house, bringing his effeciency down by 89%, it would also likely ruin his internet connection, bringing it down by an additional 10%
@THAT_GUY1193 жыл бұрын
Is that pfp the guy for total drama island with DIU jotaro’s hat on lmao
@danielhaddon99653 жыл бұрын
@@oldaccount1254 r/woooooosh
@wilburscoot46213 жыл бұрын
this is so funny i cant
@plasmadestroyero27714 жыл бұрын
"So I found squid's location and swatted him, decreasing his potato farm efficiency"
@blueliner74684 жыл бұрын
So I preformed a hit and run
@bunniesandbutteflies20133 жыл бұрын
So I kidnapped his family and blackmailed him into deleting his account, decreasing his efficiency
@stephalloplayz3 жыл бұрын
so I infilitrated his dorm room and installed a virus on his computer, which would reject all wifi connections for at random times every day, forcing him to lose up to a hour a day of potato farming.
@Connor-jl9gq3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be surprised
@preke9533 жыл бұрын
"So I then proceed to frame multiple accounts of treason and affiliation with terrorist groups by making transfers between Squids bank account and terrorist honeypots, cuzing him to be executed on sight by the secret service and national guards, thus further decreasing his potato farms efficiency"
@KyosisPlays4 жыл бұрын
"At least he's a good sport" *As Technoblade default dances on Squid Kid*
@vivianni68994 жыл бұрын
I think he meant squid
@mattlus7174 жыл бұрын
No I think he meant sarcasm
@KyosisPlays4 жыл бұрын
@@vivianni6899 I'm making a joke.
@KyosisPlays4 жыл бұрын
@@mattlus717 I'm making a joke..
@Booxel4 жыл бұрын
WHATCH ME DANCE SQUID KID -Technoblade the art of the potato war
@muppetman9354 жыл бұрын
"I've narrowed him down to 4 colleges"
@punzzee5804 жыл бұрын
Dayton Hughes lmfao sounds like techno blade
@RaBobKa90014 жыл бұрын
@Dayton Hughes If he has the power to take down politicians he has the power to do it.
@johnwaterman56084 жыл бұрын
Dayton Hughes you do realize he dropped out of college to pursue yt full time
@abd_cheese73534 жыл бұрын
@@johnwaterman5608 (talking about squid kid)
@numberoneDazaiDefender3 жыл бұрын
I’m concerned for his mental health....
@romaindesmarais99753 жыл бұрын
I love how techno's spreadsheet at 16:54 is named "very normal behaviour"
@ok-pv7fw3 жыл бұрын
No comments? Lol
@SasukeUchiha-ki3vy3 жыл бұрын
Yea how
@titusjames49123 жыл бұрын
My lord
@mojus28902 жыл бұрын
@@ok-pv7fw ok
@ok-pv7fw2 жыл бұрын
@@mojus2890 u don't need to say my name twice you know!
@James-gk1wj3 жыл бұрын
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” Sun Tzu, art of war
@concept56313 жыл бұрын
Well said.
@suntzu57383 жыл бұрын
If the enemy knows this quote you are fucked because they know you are acting strong because you are weak. Sun Tzu, art of war
@OikawasDisciple3 жыл бұрын
now... is that mentally or physically?
@anaccount43544 жыл бұрын
Spoliers: In this video, Tommy gets worried about Techno's mental health
@ashd94984 жыл бұрын
Didn’t we all
@onceupxn4 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all? He spent 12+ hours a day, farming potatoes, on frikin' Minecraft, for God's sake-
@Clavinohou4 жыл бұрын
second comment why
@icy19634 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@wewitesss4 жыл бұрын
dont we all?
@井雯暄4 жыл бұрын
8:46 “i’m really worried, you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children, and bully politicians, he could just take over” LMAO
@kryptic_mz30273 жыл бұрын
DREAM SMP TECHNO TAKES OVER
@remo70753 жыл бұрын
@@kryptic_mz3027 HE KNEW LMFAOAO
@xandex693 жыл бұрын
Fr lol
@rivolai3 жыл бұрын
tommy knows techno could overtake a government if he tried 😭✋🏻
@sofxiya4 жыл бұрын
I love how Tommy instantly likes the video
@elaineyg31884 жыл бұрын
Didnt we all do that
@susamogus83314 жыл бұрын
@@elaineyg3188 Why would you say something so true yet so true
@capt_noo4 жыл бұрын
@@susamogus8331 so true yet so true
@bommer57503 жыл бұрын
@@capt_noo yes
@baguettii66083 жыл бұрын
666 likes. Im tempted to like it >:) Edit: i liked it
@jonas10151193 жыл бұрын
"I wasn't sure if intentional sleep depravation was legally considered torture or not"
@ryanred15253 жыл бұрын
Let me look it up
@BeCrazy_3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanred1525 Is it good? Is it illegal?
@ryanred15253 жыл бұрын
@@BeCrazy_ It’s a legal
@ryanred15253 жыл бұрын
@@BeCrazy_ technoblade literally considered torture to win the potato war
@BeCrazy_3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanred1525 That's good to hear. Now forgive me as I have some business to attend to. Cya!
@emioka42613 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a second to consider how genuinely terrifying of a guy that Techno is
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen3 жыл бұрын
Yup, out of 7.5+ billion people in the world with who knows how many colleges, TECHNO NARROWED IT DOWN TO ONE OF THREE Techno is really smart and really impressive. He spends like a year gathering psychological data on a single person to beat them in a virtual competition for virtual potatoes If he decides to take over the world, humanity as we know it will be f*cked
@aitormentaBv3 жыл бұрын
@@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen I'd love to see an alternate timeline where 10 year old Techno decided that politics was the best way of acquiring money to feed himself instead of videogames
@sppukiwk48593 жыл бұрын
@@aitormentaBv some people are just too kind and genuine to run politics
@Sad-ek7ho4 жыл бұрын
is no one gonna mention that techno's google sheet was titled: "very normal behavior"?
@crtayons924 жыл бұрын
Someone already has commented the exact same thing *And its the top comment*
@Dfl_jason3 жыл бұрын
You see it's funny because... *We'll be right back* ...and that's what techno was hiding the whole Time.
@NOONE-mt5wf3 жыл бұрын
Technos Google sheet was titled :"very normal behaviour"
@gladius75833 жыл бұрын
@@crtayons92. No it isnt
@darkvoid46433 жыл бұрын
I say this is his normal behavior
@scorpdecorp56244 жыл бұрын
Technoblade could become a Kira without ever needing a death note
@stafey76594 жыл бұрын
Lmao death note references He seriously could
@goatyqt45534 жыл бұрын
Maybe, but he would be even better than Kira. He wouldn’t have gotten baited by L with the fake L at the start of the series...
@allen86554 жыл бұрын
JustSome CommunistGoat I don’t think you understand how smart L and Light were For light his ego was his downfall but he was a genius and that’s js downplaying it and L there’s no need to explain Ik ur probably memeing around but there’s no way he can compete with them
@Willy-uh3wb4 жыл бұрын
So he could be a guy who wants to live a quiet life and really likes hands?
@irongolem14764 жыл бұрын
@@Willy-uh3wb I also thought that lol
@juiceslinger4 жыл бұрын
the youngest child admires his oldest brother
@kwayyernorge74364 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@kwayyernorge74364 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@kwayyernorge74364 жыл бұрын
Beautiful
@Hyajae4 жыл бұрын
Nah, Phil is the oldest kid. Techno is like the 2nd child
@justalula71514 жыл бұрын
@@Hyajae Phil is the father
@reeth46293 жыл бұрын
“CANT.. POTATO CRISIS! IVE BEEN UP FOR 12 HOURS” Chad moves
@user-mz6zn1od9h3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tommy's input really highlights Techno's efforts. What Techno included in the video may very well be less than half of all the time and effort he actually put in lol. It's amazing.
@buried48454 жыл бұрын
“I may be a Atheist, but before god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.” The wises words ive ever heard
@stafey76594 жыл бұрын
Lol
@potato32984 жыл бұрын
No, kind of the most inspiring
@buried48454 жыл бұрын
Ren Erive could be seen as both
@batzdoartz3 жыл бұрын
@@buried4845 definitely both
@namath12353 жыл бұрын
I hope he finds god
@crispy_squid3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges” I am very concerned
@arcadehole61823 жыл бұрын
Time stamp
@kryptic_mz30273 жыл бұрын
@@arcadehole6182 9:50
@alihasanaxe49363 жыл бұрын
He actually narrowed it down to three near the end, but it's not certain whether he ever learnt which one further than that.
@kryptic_mz30273 жыл бұрын
@@alihasanaxe4936 how is that better
@alihasanaxe49363 жыл бұрын
@@kryptic_mz3027 I never said it was
@MmmMmm-do2xm4 жыл бұрын
Tommy seems genuinely scared of technoblade
@justADeni4 жыл бұрын
He has the right to be afraid
@Ghost-bs7oq4 жыл бұрын
He should be lmao
@ayuricci13284 жыл бұрын
we are all scared of technoblade
@slaphand95784 жыл бұрын
i mean, technoblade did kill him a lot in smp earth
@rattusrattus_og3 жыл бұрын
As he should 😌✋
@st0rmy9443 жыл бұрын
"I know someone been dropping axes.... it was me." Best line after the homeless dream thing
@emantsrifemantsal-c7r4 ай бұрын
You don't know my house, it goes to another school!
@Fort1973 жыл бұрын
´i didnt actually wake him up because i wasnt sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not.´ -technoblade. my favourite line from him so far. lol
@fishergriffin13994 жыл бұрын
I’m really worried cus’ if he ever decides to not just bully children and bully like politicians he could just like ya know........ he could take over. Man. I don’t jsncusvgk. It’s scary.
@andrewvaladez19294 жыл бұрын
Jsncusvgk?
@zackronald21534 жыл бұрын
@@andrewvaladez1929 how do you not know what that means
@jakeer15544 жыл бұрын
Techno for president? No techno for G O D
@Stillious224 жыл бұрын
@@jakeer1554 He is already a God. We call him. The blood god.
@deoce4 жыл бұрын
@@Stillious22 nah, hes a cult leader for the blood god
@nonamewriter79503 жыл бұрын
"I'm really worried you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children...he could just take over." Little did Tommy know he would be the next child Technoblade would bully, so... lose-lose.
@bommer57503 жыл бұрын
lol
@alh66933 жыл бұрын
Ironically he also happened to be a politician.
@junyan281111 ай бұрын
i still think it's amazingly baddass to narrow squidkid down to four colleges.
@somesnake38693 жыл бұрын
Tommy's Fear: Technoblade deciding to bully politicians instead of children
@ltkclixz64073 жыл бұрын
I’m here after he betrays techno
@hughsurname41663 жыл бұрын
What about politician children aka Tubbo
@gladius75833 жыл бұрын
@@ltkclixz6407. That’s doesn’t narrow it down much
@christopherpadilla94153 жыл бұрын
Tommy's fear is my wildest dream
@blahblahblah16153 жыл бұрын
@DANIEL SHEHAJ there is none referencing technoblads favorite activity To the dream smp
@mineman20024 ай бұрын
The 'I'm free' hits diff now Technoblade Never Dies
@bluezy91213 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else notice that at the top left of the excel document it said “very normal behavior”? Because I absolutely lost it when I saw that Time stamp: 17:00
@strangesoul79494 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is kinda scary if he narrowed squid kid down to 4 colleges
@jameson12393 жыл бұрын
He probably nailed down his exact one by now to
@ichigomajaang16823 жыл бұрын
I think to find out his schedule.
@ryanred15253 жыл бұрын
@Isaiah Stovall Both both is good
@Asapps3 жыл бұрын
Never let techno become your enemy!
@jomy31483 жыл бұрын
I mean 8f he were to watch streams and squid said what time it is such as it's like 4am techno probably tracked down his location by searching where the time is at that location so maybe that's how he narrowed it down
@asuted4 жыл бұрын
im obsessed with potato war so much
@stephaniejones76344 жыл бұрын
Same I watched the finale for 3 times upon the release lmaoo
@tunaparlar72354 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniejones7634 i watched 5 counting this
@insomaniac17964 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna encourage something very unhealthy
@asuted4 жыл бұрын
@@tunaparlar7235 pffft 5 ive watched it like 20 times,.. and the otherws like 10...
“The only way of getting subscribers is to make techno your rival” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@Shanothian4 жыл бұрын
No wonder skeppy has that much subs
@Shanothian4 жыл бұрын
@Spencer404 I know
@rattusrattus_og3 жыл бұрын
@Sponker not anymore 😎
@rudrasingh63543 жыл бұрын
@Sponker haha sike
@mrwn62843 жыл бұрын
No wonder it worked for dream and skeppy. Technos fans love him soo much that they support technos rival to support techno
@LumeanTV3 жыл бұрын
Techno when anarcy: BBBRRRRR Techno when other people talk: Techno when potato stocks hit: *BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Tommy: ....what's happening? Techno: I had a plan.
@friendlytaps3 жыл бұрын
"and yes i memorized his sleeping schedule", you see i would be a much better adversary as I have no sleeping schedule to speak of
@jettdoesrandomstuff48925 ай бұрын
For you see… I don’t have a circadian rhythm
@taylorprice9494 жыл бұрын
I wish Tommy had paused the video when Techno gave that short explanation about the rabbit bug, because then he would've understood (like I had) just how much intelligence he poured into this. It's honestly baffling.
@Ashfer24 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he watched it again after bc the math was flying over his head lol
@cardboardbox3314 жыл бұрын
Seeing Tommy’s terrified expressions at Technoblades machinations is the best part of the video
@cardboardbox3313 жыл бұрын
Do you ever just see a comment and read it and you’re just like “yeah, I relate to that” and then you find out it’s your comment from five months ago you forgot existed because of how different a mindset you had back then?
@nischay47603 жыл бұрын
@@cardboardbox331 replying here so i can experience what you did
@Ni.613 жыл бұрын
@@nischay4760 hello
@deepaparakkal42413 жыл бұрын
@@cardboardbox331 Definitely bro
@JudahWildlife3 жыл бұрын
Cardboard Box yeah that happened to me xD
@Ashfer24 жыл бұрын
@9:47 Deadpan Techno "I've narrowed Squidkid down to 1 of 4 colleges." I wonder what Squid thinks atter seeing Techno's video. Also would be very interested to see what the chat messages from Techno were asking. Probably a lot of subtle information lol
@rozieredz3 жыл бұрын
I like how even Techno's own friends are scared of him If anything his friends are the ones who know enough about him to know he should be feared
@kingvonn79763 жыл бұрын
techno can focus 11 hours a day planting potatoes but takes me 1 minute to give up on my math homework
@taitia86192 жыл бұрын
Difference is he was _very_ passionate about farming, while it sounds like you weren't that passionate about the math homework (understandably). This kind of hyperfocusing requires a whole lot of passion.
@joshuagolden85914 жыл бұрын
how long before Tehno gets called by the CIA.
@mrtoast76394 жыл бұрын
Joshua Golden or more of How long before techno blade gets offered a job for the cia
@jabuholmes55763 жыл бұрын
@@mrtoast7639or how long till techno offers the CIA a job
@GoblinsOfFarmington3 жыл бұрын
Whos to say they havent
@Saltria3 жыл бұрын
Not long
@ATruePotatoGamer3 жыл бұрын
Yesterday acually
@Swcher4 жыл бұрын
I like how one the recommended videos is "Minecraft but we cyberbully a small child"
@v78designer4 жыл бұрын
And the ''small child'' was Tommy
@yizao92894 жыл бұрын
v78designer yep
@justcallmez84034 жыл бұрын
Good, yes
@phalmond93704 жыл бұрын
And he watched it already
@D3icide_3 жыл бұрын
CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT HOW HE ALMOST COMPLETED THE WHOLE 30 MINUTE LOOP OF SUPER MARIO WORLD MUSIC?
@_Pheonix4 жыл бұрын
Most of the time tommy looks like he's worried for techno's mental health
@kungolaf44993 жыл бұрын
No... He's scared.
@bryanohagen91543 жыл бұрын
No....he’s terrified
@trudy17863 жыл бұрын
No....He’s horrified
@zapzap14853 жыл бұрын
No...He's not (I mean he does but it's just too perfect opportunity to break this little chain, sorry)
@westque71273 жыл бұрын
Can we stop with the 'No' word, its a yes😪
@chicken14593 жыл бұрын
the awakening of Tommy realizing that techno is on a whole other level.
@abhishekbose4143 жыл бұрын
What Techno is saying : OOOOOOOOOO What made sense to me : OOOOOOO What made sense to Tommy : O
@Unknown-rj1sq4 жыл бұрын
Tommy, become Techno’s apprentice. That would make a great video. He’ll probably disown you by the end though... But if he doesn’t, you’ll gain subscribers!!!
@PenLunar4 жыл бұрын
I think he already disowned Tommy
@fortnitecsgo4 жыл бұрын
this isnt tommys channel
@sebastianpizarra31034 жыл бұрын
Banned
@timnoskill4 жыл бұрын
The video is already out; it's called mcc 4 lol
@geekyvors28373 жыл бұрын
Predicted dream smp
@hewhoisdark3 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate that Tommy had a 14 minute wii shop music video in his recommended, and had watched the whole thing
@itsllama16103 жыл бұрын
He loops that and able sisters in the bg of his streams lol
@Fuvy4 жыл бұрын
"Dream is smarter than technoblade" They said. "Technoblade is not the best minecrafter" They said.
@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme4 жыл бұрын
They have very different niches anyway.
@msaocer4 жыл бұрын
Both are just so BIG BRAIN
@Fuvy4 жыл бұрын
@@msaocer agree
@Gvistic4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the combined brainpower in an MCC, now that would get a lot of views.
@seraphinitee4 жыл бұрын
Both are so smart in different ways it’s crazy
@Willow_I_Guess10 ай бұрын
The first Technoblade related video I've found where the top comment isn't "RIP Technoblade", so I'm gonna say it. He was amazing, rest in peace.
@Zorgdub3 жыл бұрын
Tommy: "If he ever decided to stop bullying children and bully, like, politicians, he could just take over." Well, isn't that a nice foreshadowing of what Technoblade did to the politicians and rulers of the Dream SMP?
@renellabsol10814 жыл бұрын
*DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE*
@oneandonlygalaxius3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@averageda93283 жыл бұрын
* _whip_
@tharxis38034 жыл бұрын
plot twist: dankness is Technoblade alt twitch account
@smothieboiii7143 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Dream is techno's alt minecraft proplayer personality
@insanityforty75973 жыл бұрын
@@smothieboiii714 woah.
@wawaristi3 жыл бұрын
@@smothieboiii714 WOAAAHHHH
@sethdavenport64453 жыл бұрын
I loved how disgusted Tommy looks at the amount of time and effort Technoblade has put into potato farming.
@taitia86192 жыл бұрын
I would call it horrified more than disgusted xD
@tsukidafrog43843 жыл бұрын
"He's playing Skyblock while I'm playing Deathnote!" I am a weeb.
@little_slinky14053 жыл бұрын
I love how tommy said, "if ever decides to stop just bully children" I died
@razhok97254 жыл бұрын
People says Technos Iq is lower than dream DO THEY SEE ALL THIS PLANNING AND SCHEMING
@Someone-vq5rj4 жыл бұрын
Techno>Dream
@lettuce37754 жыл бұрын
Both are fucking geniuses
@carjis4 жыл бұрын
They are both big brain bois
@furinick4 жыл бұрын
They both hold back, or else the potato war will look like child's play
@razhok97254 жыл бұрын
In MC IQ Dream wins But in the real world IQ Techno wins
@Pie_Dude4 жыл бұрын
20:09 Watch tommy's face from the squid clip, then tommy's face from the technobblade clip. The worry on his face is pure
@TRQRyZe4 ай бұрын
If techno didn’t die this man could’ve been smarter than Einstein
@Beans-jr8vq8 ай бұрын
every time i see a technoblade potato war vid, i think: "i swear to god if someone beat his score" *violently shakes in anger*
@Nugget_Slh8 ай бұрын
I think there are like 17 people who have more than him now, but i haven't checked since then
@Beans-jr8vq8 ай бұрын
@@Nugget_Slh i am very disappointed
@isabellekma11593 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is now my religion.
@ima-human95933 жыл бұрын
WE NEED A TECHNO BIBLE OF QUOTES
@LJHANINI3 жыл бұрын
The first one is bruhhhh
@FelixtheBard3 жыл бұрын
*Blood For The Blood God*
@nimigurung77483 жыл бұрын
instead of amen we say *bruhhh*
@ricric41373 жыл бұрын
Yess we could make a religion out of this
@sy-vr6ci3 жыл бұрын
Can we take a minute to realize that techno could probably be a millionaire if he didnt play mc. Edit I mean techno is really smart and I’m saying if he put those smarts to use on something else like a business man or a lawyer
@euancraig23223 жыл бұрын
Acting like he isn't a millionaire from mc
@mchouseboat34053 жыл бұрын
He makes like 10k per stream and millions a year from views.... he’s a multimillionaire lmao
@justenking42723 жыл бұрын
When you have enough money to play minecraft all day... I can relate.
@ratotatouille28563 жыл бұрын
he is a millionaire, he has a net worth of 4.3 million, meaning he has 18.9 million dollars
@kookiecam47353 жыл бұрын
My friend and I did a competition in a smp to get as much emeralds in a month
@helloyamelloya144 жыл бұрын
While everyone was busy watching Technoblade, someone secretly gifted *69* subs
@helloyamelloya144 жыл бұрын
And then he added 10 more subs to ruin it...
@DeityOChaos3 жыл бұрын
When
@sponge5403 жыл бұрын
Suddenly, Techno: *"I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED POTATOES."*
@greathoonta34613 жыл бұрын
I love that Techno was so incredibly dedicated to the cause he tried to find what college squid goes to. This guy could be the greatest politician ever, but he chose to play minecraft.
@Wearywastrel4 ай бұрын
According to a squidkid vod techno did actually figure it out, as well as his parents' phone numbers.
@mirandajanssenrainierm.76784 жыл бұрын
The reason why techno doesnt want to stream on twitch is because he grew up streaming on yt
@7d_renoakilah4854 жыл бұрын
And also 70/30 split on donos
@taitia86192 жыл бұрын
Also Twitch requires streaming way way more to get clout
@Connor-jl9gq3 жыл бұрын
"I've narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges" Sun Zu - The Art of War
@vishmury73004 жыл бұрын
This just shows how much Tommy misses his friend
@cloudyaxolotls3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tommy had absolutely no reaction to Techno memorizing his sleeping schedule
@jip06113 жыл бұрын
Probably expected at this point
@bbew29143 жыл бұрын
which means he's,,, used to it
@BladeTechOnly10 ай бұрын
RIP Technoblade, I feel sorry for Tommy cause he had no idea for what was coming in this video.,.....
@jakubrusanov9173 жыл бұрын
"he is playing skyblock while iam playing death note"-sun tzu
@Xy_ce3 жыл бұрын
The Art of War
@Azziyaisalwaysonline3 жыл бұрын
He thinks he can outsmart me with my own strategies because he is yet to realize that he is but a puppet and I the puppeteer DANCE, POTATO BOY, DANCE Yes, I've memorized that quote.
@yangdam77993 жыл бұрын
you can tell tommy's always been a technoblade fanboy, he looked so excited and just hyped for him, also instantly liked the video even before it started.
@noxtua3724 жыл бұрын
“He could take over man”
@Lunar_Tea3 жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched this series 3 times because I just can’t get over how funny it is XD
@mrutherford11063 жыл бұрын
"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate" is one of the greatest Techno quotes of all time My favorite is probably "I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water"
@ninjaspeedyb4972 Жыл бұрын
Mine is “I am a good person I didn’t kill those pigs MY SLAVES DID!”
@feya16214 жыл бұрын
i think all of us had the same reaction as tommy lmao
@alexiboris69373 жыл бұрын
Squid: breaths Technoblade: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you
@madi71784 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that we know Techno hasn’t stopped farming?
@Half_an_orphan3 жыл бұрын
The reward says “Congrats please stop.” At the bottom XD. Fun fact intensional sleep deprivation is indeed a form of Torture.
@kameronmyles2013 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Tommy saying "squid kid runs on 3 brain cells." Is very much the pot calling the kettle black
@danno26144 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Theory: In a few weeks TechnoBlade will make a video called "The Greater Carrot War #1" And at the start will say: "The potatoes were just a distraction..." Edit: Omg this is my most liked comment tysm :)
@jameson12393 жыл бұрын
Yes
@stephalloplayz3 жыл бұрын
squid kid was in fact his goon, to distract them all from the real carrot count of 7.8 billion
@wouldyourather61053 жыл бұрын
No the alchemy war since the was number 3 on that
@maru93-c1x3 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta til the pumpkin farm he built was actually foreshadowing his #1 lead in the pumpkin league
@garettyoutube3 жыл бұрын
the thing is, he also only has farmed 25k potatoes
@quinnw9193 жыл бұрын
Most important part of the crown is this: *1% SPEED*
@blaze93594 жыл бұрын
I don't think Techno or Squid has slept for the past while. I wouldn't be surprised if they both go crazy lol.
@horizonpenblade12883 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they did that long ago /hj
@krokikrumpsun6243 жыл бұрын
Ah what a great reminder to rewatch the potato war trilogy yet again
@killbythebook44625 ай бұрын
Tommy at the beginning: I can give insight on this Tommy later: I can’t understand how he does this planning, I’m just dumb
@axial274 жыл бұрын
I commented first on that video, I'm never commenting first again. The only way to get attention is to say a quote. First feels like last when nobody loves you.
@yizao92894 жыл бұрын
- by hahafunnylaugh
@archaicfalcon48984 жыл бұрын
mind if I quote that last sentence?
@carlwheezer27664 жыл бұрын
you. -hahafunnylaugh
@goodboy80854 жыл бұрын
I saw someone comment first so I commented “last” and it got one like (it was me)
@ihaventshoweredforayearbut2474 жыл бұрын
I hate people who are first so go get noob
@connorodonnell14174 жыл бұрын
If techno just streamed like what he did all day, I would literally watch it ALL DAY
@playwithmaulana3 жыл бұрын
He streaming on KZbin
@LightningLeaf4 жыл бұрын
Techoblade's title of document: "Very Normal Behavior" just yes
@teddy-fl6hm3 жыл бұрын
I rewatched this series on Christmas Eve and it was my favorite Christmas present.
@BlueSodaPop_3 жыл бұрын
I love seeing this old stuff from Tommy and co. because it's incredible how much their channels and stuff have grown over the last few months
@yawcty64783 жыл бұрын
And this, my friends is why *TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES*
@lexisking1523 жыл бұрын
9:00 Tommy is legitimately scared Technoblade might take over the world LOL
@WEB-08133 жыл бұрын
A rational fear we should all have.
@Wired_User3 жыл бұрын
A rational fear, but this also influenced Tommy to aspire to run for Prime Minister and take over the world that way.
@cheesiesticks4 жыл бұрын
technoblades intelligence and voice mixed together is hot
@blammmed3 жыл бұрын
right?
@littlesadeo3 жыл бұрын
Ik. I just wanna... “Aha.....heyyyy!!”
@furiousstudios44383 жыл бұрын
“I don’t make hot potato books, I make hot potato LIBRARIES!” - Sun Tzu, The Art of Farming
@Hatsuneeyymiku11 ай бұрын
Technoblade having the BALLS to think he can make god hesitate is like Kratos challenging gods stronger them him.
@terrry97094 жыл бұрын
techno: dunno if sleep deprivation is torture tommy: ehhhAhHAHahwhHAHAHAH
@maru93-c1x4 жыл бұрын
This vid is gonna blow up ngl
@orlemley57894 жыл бұрын
Its a video by a random person with 34 subs about a youtuber that isn’t big enough that their reaction would get a lot of views
@skelet83374 жыл бұрын
@@orlemley5789 he talks about technos vid
@orlemley57894 жыл бұрын
does 70k views count as blowing up
@maru93-c1x4 жыл бұрын
@@skelet8337 finally someone got it
@hellraider76474 жыл бұрын
@@orlemley5789 that didn't age well
@franknielsen44304 жыл бұрын
Tommy says he can take over the world, He already has, Tommy SMP Live
@ryanroze3 жыл бұрын
The fact that this man, who dedicated over a year of his life to Minecraft potato’s, tracked down a basic understanding of where this guy possibly goes to college, calculated this guys sleep schedule, stayed up over 12 hours to manually farm potato’s, etc. is the same man that is literally terrified of badboyhalo who yes, shoots guns and throws knives, but is also literally the most pure human on earth-
@elmowatches Жыл бұрын
RIP TechnoBlade. Technoblade never dies.
@bomerdoomer6942011 ай бұрын
No,hes just training to kill god with a bit of ultrakill help