Technoblade is a strange man

[@shelbyteague7928]

Tommy: “teach me directions so I can be more like you” Techno: **uses the word “east”** Tommy: “oh no, you’re doing that thing”

[@yes-vs6ux]

mr.EAST

[@greetzer]

Ik you guys dont like the self promoting thing but idk how else to grow my channel. ive made a video, and i just wanna know if its good or nah? kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZKtomOFbpZ5oLs

[@shadowx2750]

@@greetzer a possible way of growing your channel - uploading decent content constantly till people start noticing

[@greetzer]

@@shadowx2750 thank you for the advice, its just that knowing the youtube algorithm, im trying to find other ways:/

[@shadowx2750]

@@greetzer keep on the grind

[@gaminggeckos4388]

Technoblade: Tries to explain the cardinal directions of a map as simply as possible Tommy: I HATE your funny words, magic man

[@speedyboi349]

People leave it on 69 If you want to

[@LzzyDaBzzy]

Tommy: okay old man, keep your secrets

[@CrungusCrungo]

Lmao

[@Ceciliaqq]

clone high meme

[@marz6580]

At least someone else knows what cardinal directions are

[@mitchisthebox]

idk about you guys but at 14:16 when technoblade screams "TOMMY" sounds like it could be useful for an animatic.

[@vn1960]

yes yes good thinking

[@diljotthunder4348]

It would’ve been if Tommy was on the same side of techno that switch made no sense

[@risk6861]

Cannon divergence is a fun thing

[@high_ps]

Thank you so much for this information, have a nice day/afternoon/night :D

[@penpen2340]

I’m slightly disappointed that it hasn’t been used in any of the animatics I’ve seen lmao that was a scream of genuine terror which is rare to hear from techno

[@InsideAssassin2]

I’m genuinely gonna miss moments like this between these two

[@ALherself-]

Im gonna miss all the moments with Techno

[@PrimrosePear]

Same :(

[@joannepuno8203]

@@ALherself- same 😭

[@myth255]

I’m gonna miss skeppy and techno duo a lot

[@glitched7665]

True

[@Awolfx]

12:50 Tommy: ... Techno: ... Tommy: ... Techno: ... Tommy: What a rude question to ask.

[@phinix_fire4676]

Bruh true

[@nimble.thimble]

I didn’t like the fact that there was only one reply so I made it two

[@soobaein]

Hi :)

[@phinix_fire4676]

@@soobaein Hello

[@mslightbulb]

Forbidden silence

[@earlysteven123]

9:22 I like how nobody reacted to Wilbur screaming.

[@miababel1083]

They are used to it lol

[@j3nnyb3anz40]

Tommy just raked a hand through his hair

[@houwlingwoolf]

Yea it happens

[@forstaken2254]

They watch Minecraft Manhunt, that's why

[@meowqweep9202]

someone like

[@AreHorsesReal]

"I recognize those trees I'll be there." *The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft*

[@0_0-b6l]

@ELZZZ_2ND GAMEZ sure! I will send hate to this 'legend'!

[@coochiecrumbs3526]

Yes, because 2b2t has an anti tree club

[@Elias_Harrison]

@@gamingbeast5267 i dont think that will be the one they will send hate to..

[@LKMelting]

when I read this techno said it

[@AreHorsesReal]

@@juliendominik9714 nobody really cares at all.

[@deadlyplumjellyproductions]

since he passed, ive been binge watching any video i can find of him, RIP LEGEND

[@marietteknapp6618]

Same

[@sandalsare]

I’m dying on the inside. I just found out he had died and- and- I just can’t. I can’t.

[@vitleo2239]

Good luck soldier

[@kitcat653]

literally me too i just can’t let go

[@KittyCat-vo6yr]

@@sandalsare same

[@thebosstweeds2551]

tommy: my parents are pissed techno: did you try buying their house

[@leshenkiller1886]

Lololol

[@Kasten3003]

died XD

[@coled1220]

“that’s one way to establish dominance” 😂😂

[@witchyatheistanarchist5742]

xD

[@joaoguilhermedeassisalvare1141]

Hipitty hopitty her out of my property

[@jpupper428]

Techno is just so good at applying "the useless crap we learn at school but never actually need" to be good at videogames.

[@archivist_13]

Indeed

[@thepraetor7434]

Like the pythagorean theorem in Dream vs Technoblade.

[@adriennequimby3983]

y=mx+b in the smp

[@stephaniestein1941]

so basically all of elementary?

[@Storm-wo5hl]

*go to school, pay actual attention, memorize everything, become a myct, be a great fighter, k!ll orphans and use the stuff you actually learned to become techno*

[@Mothsoon]

Tommy: you actually recognize the trees Techno: yeah. Tommy: what the hell is wrong with you Techno: they have names, you know Why did this make my day

[@aster5600]

he is the Lorax

[@layalsaleh4103]

poor trees, tommy needs to learn to respect them. he said that right within their earshot as well :(

[@Ran_Exists]

He is the Lorax, he speaks for the trees

[@shynmita6013]

Back in my day, trees can even speak and shoot.

[@mui3]

Vietnamese

[@mr_archaeopteryx]

A year ago if I asked myself, “Do you think a TommyInnit video could make you cry.” I would have called myself an idiot. Now I can confidently tell myself I can. RIP Techno, we’ll miss you

[@beans4126]

yeah I'm sure you did

[@shelbyjackson1238]

please stop people are still trying to recover from it even if it was half a month ago some people might never get over it :(

[@joannepuno8203]

We miss u Technoblade❤

[@goldenskeleton7816]

@@shelbyjackson1238 well we can’t forget him

[@goofygamer12345]

L like farmer

[@kuro5041]

“THERES ONE BEHIND YOU TOMMY” is the most emotion I’ve ever heard come from technos voice

[@NotQuiteColin]

Tomathy insideofit

[@jes304]

@@NotQuiteColin why

[@lovelydaytoday3998]

@@NotQuiteColin what

[@NotQuiteColin]

Fnf tricky madness

[@lovelydaytoday3998]

@@NotQuiteColin are we even speaking the same language??? Wdym?

[@laneoglycerin]

"THERES ONE BEHIND YOU TOMMY" ive never heard so much emotion from technoblade

[@M3ment0m0r1.]

14:16 :)

[@speedyboi349]

The scream at the end was a goat

[@wearefarmersbumbabumbumbum1620]

Tommy doesn’t understand, the reason why Technoblade is “strange” to him is because of his outstanding power over the English language. The very reason he dropped out of school was because he started teaching the classes where nobody understood anything he said or did. Edit: That and his soap box almost got stolen

[@damncat2793]

@@anythinganeverythingclips stfu you're not

[@wesieyisweird8546]

i need that god damn soap box

[@JmobesTheYeeter]

we are farmers bum bum bum bum bum bum

[@ManiacMemes]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY lol

[@trimt3434]

Stfu

[@therydorr]

"Technoblade is a strange man" - at first was a joke but now... we realise that he did all this just to make us laugh and enjoy. Rest In Peace Technoblade.

[@AssociatedDairies]

*peace

[@creeperfusiongaming2670]

Rest well technoblade

[@Guz009]

@@AssociatedDairies ok

[@AssociatedDairies]

@@lihuiliu41 1. It's not 2. I just wanna make sure ppl are respecting properly

[@AssociatedDairies]

Oh it got edited

[@seven_stop]

"Do you take constructive criticism, Tommy?" "Yes, but not very well." Me too.

[@colynbjorkmanselhag3927]

hi, I just wanted to say that my pf pic for school is the same as yours:D

[@Jyudee]

That’s me.

[@julietf3360]

M o o d

[@TotallyAllois]

pretty much

[@RedColdermort]

You mean me to not me too

[@kamea2083]

"my carrot farm is in that direction... and _nothing_ _else_ ." that's suspicious... that's weird...

[@hippy2.031]

He has his ADVANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUE chamber over thetr

[@doebuck]

He’s sus vote him off

[@eretthepangolin]

@@Whitelockblackwell4499 wait, what happened?

[@cynder6596]

It was probably his... Potato farm... His _real_ potato farm. Well duh he has a bigger potato farm. Lol

[@chambz7871]

This didnt age well

[@birdman4544]

when tommy said “you can’t enhance boredom” i really felt adhd solidarity with techno when he said “i learned”

[@illuminate8979]

Bro same

[@beans1839]

Sammmee

[@polarknight5376]

We are the people that invented tools in the stone age... because we were just that bored all the time

[@Christopher-do9un]

Omg yassss

[@Christopher-do9un]

@@polarknight5376 fair

[@ca3lo6]

Pov: you're watching old techno content bc you already miss him...

[@johnmichaelremoto7437]

How the fu-

[@pewplayz2193]

How u know

[@Happy-rv6el]

Howd you know?? 😃🙂

[@miguel.t56]

Fr

[@wweontrampoline2476]

Rip

[@Not_Prunez]

“YOU CAN’T WIN A WAR WITHOUT FOOD” *wise words Techno*

[@ach6791]

"An army marches on its stomach " -Napoleon

[@killxdlol]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@Not_Prunez]

Prorammergod69 thanks for the link bro, time for me to vibe to the song again

[@account_advanced]

@@killxdlol I memorized the link

[@vixshire3672]

The Soviet’s * ah but that’s our secret we’re always starving

[@pflh2391]

Techno is: -a war veteran -can hear trees talking Yep, definitely not PTSD at all

[@Demian1]

LMAO im the 100 like

[@mexicanintellectual2811]

Demian nobody cares

[@ManiacMemes]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY lol

[@silverslidos4141]

@@ManiacMemes im glad I clicked

[@saraloney9171]

Wow these replies are boring

[@ghazihatk340]

Tommy: "The reason I failed the test is because of you" ALSO tommy: Doesn't known where north, south, east and west are

[@kimgargro545]

29

[@capsser7005]

And you dont known how to spell

[@Sans-jb6hp]

Should've kept the likes to 420

[@Sans-jb6hp]

@@capsser7005"you don't known how to spell" You don't even know how grammar works.

[@jaydenjoonlee]

If I wanna be the grammar police I’m just gonna say you need punctuation.

[@christianramos435]

It’s hard to deal with the fact that he’s no longer with us. People don’t live forever but memories do and he will be there with us forever. Rest In Peace Technoblade ❤️

[@Rufio2003]

What happened to technoblade?? Is he okay?

[@tasyaathirah3049]

@@Rufio2003 he passed away from cancer...

[@Rufio2003]

@@tasyaathirah3049 wait what when why haven't I seen this what?

[@Rufio2003]

@@tasyaathirah3049 I just looked into it and it's real wtf I'm actually going to cry

[@Bullpoog]

the people with dementia dont remember all of their memories

[@yzabellecm6441]

Every normal person: Torture Technoblade: Advance Interrogation Technique.

[@sylvie6898]

*AIT*

[@cinnaris]

Also talk big words 🌚

[@azureaqua_1177]

the power of being an english major is powerful before he dropped out to stab people

[@tree5]

Fun fact: everyone is weird except for techno

[@b1marr0w82]

A subtle reference to the enhanced interrogation techniques of the cia (literal torture)

[@merrin6558]

Technoblade: (just chatting about how he's breeding horses in smart language) Tommy, confused asf: *yEs.*

[@nothere4373]

Lol

[@doebuck]

Technoblade only speaks smart language

[@BiancaDiAngelo100]

eUgeNicS

[@rotainium7561]

Yeas

[@solareclipes7209]

yess

[@jackielastnamehere8859]

Technoblade: “I have an anvil I could drop...” *FORSHADOW*

[@juliainnit1298]

OMG

[@atariischaotic]

W A ⟟ T. NO WAY

[@jackielastnamehere8859]

9:13 is the time stamp :)

[@happyluna420_]

@@jackielastnamehere8859 thank you

[@thirty1lies]

*little did he know....an anvil could be his own doom.....*

[@rajputjyoti907]

'Technoblade never dies'' he lives forever in our hearts and memories Rest in peace legend

[@takahiko9583]

And his legacy will live on forever

[@goofygamer12345]

LLL like farmer

[@dia_123]

Techno is so intimidating and you expect him to say “sUp” or smthn and he has a wholesome halloooooo

[@carminabermudo950]

This is literally one of the reasons why we love techno ❤

[@sugarrushxd1466]

1:39

[@-will-1615]

@@sugarrushxd1466 shut

[@wheatley7083]

@@-will-1615 shut

[@sugarrushxd1466]

@@-will-1615 what

[@hasdyop6645]

Somebody: Is drowing 500 feet below the sea that has never been explored Technoblade: Don't worry I recognize those trees

[@chillybrains5710]

This got me wheezing XD

[@nienel]

Trees in water???

[@hasdyop6645]

@@nienel It is a joke.

[@nienel]

@@hasdyop6645 doesn't seem like one

[@nienel]

@@hasdyop6645 more like you got what tehno said in the video and decided to change forest to water

[@harimathur8838]

Tommy: 'Teach me about directions' Also Tommy: Ohh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE DOING THAT THING...

[@gsausse8_019]

I don't understand why tommy just can't comprehend the idea that left and right have to be relative to something to mean anything.

[@jasonchui5591]

Tommy:THERES TWO THERES TWO OF THE- Techno:THERES ONE BEHIND YOU TOMMY Tommy:AAAAAAAAHHH Techno:ahhh

[@MegaMan-qo5px]

I know this is going to sound rude... But Tommy acculy seems like a dick...

[@gsausse8_019]

@@MegaMan-qo5px No, he's just a child

[@lianoxtic]

the moon is on the left, or in direction terms, west, and the sun is on the right, or in direction terms east. that easy

[@bruh2.014]

Technos response to Tommy’s parents being pissed off - “Did u try buying their house” He always had the best one liners. Rest in peace. Technoblade never dies 🤍

[@Enum_Dev]

technoblade: east tommyinnit: He is speaking the language of gods

[@Gwydkid2003]

I read technoblade's line as: Technoblade: Speaks

[@thsxi]

Tommy: *yells at parents* Parents: *pissed* Technoblade: Just buy their house and evict them

[@1eoegt317]

1 subscriber before tomorrow? 😥Pls?

[@ashlynro6200]

1 sub before tomorrow? Bruh

[@gifted_not6766]

ok

[@kyle_mint9428]

Wow

[@goatcat2737]

I mean, Tommy does makes more money than his parents doesn't he?

[@kianahuertas1289]

9:21 wilbur: loud demonic screams also wilbur: *oh it's fine*

[@trashkid404]

I love your profile picture ✨✨

[@codydavis156]

Stfu bot

[@Swifterino]

god i'm gonna miss techno this is one of my favorite videos with him in it, his channel or not

[@AssociatedDairies]

same

[@Bob-nw1me]

When your parents are angry that you are shouting in the house: Normal people: Apologise and learn from the mistake Techno: Have you tried buying the house?

[@jxcbo]

Google vs Bing

[@allieart4539]

@@dee4522 uhm

[@frostkiller7451]

@@jxcbo bing

[@sech6262]

@Archibald Shingleton what content

[@meadeevans278]

Jesse pinkman:

[@cairoraiser9338]

“Do you take constructive criticism?” “Yes but not well.”

[@laurenharmon8640]

this is me to my band teacher fjdjwkskkdksksksksoso

[@audrey7571]

Time stamp?

[@Mrderp-ls7dc]

@@audrey7571 16:39

[@audrey7571]

@@Mrderp-ls7dc THANK YOU

[@sniperultra3093]

I read that as he said it

[@haneul.7952]

"You can't win a war without FOOD" -Techno No , no , he's got a point.

[@arwenprz7732]

jaebeom what are u doing here

[@louissemarguerettenavales1253]

The WW2 didn't last after all because of problems like those

[@hyun5115]

Then when he realizes that he is food

[@minnie7506]

@@hyun5115 uh oh

[@randomstuff6088]

I just watched that

[@starryagent9936]

TB’s dry delivery is so on point it’s hilarious. He could’ve been a stand-up comedian if he had wanted to, had he lived. Thank you for revitalizing the MC YT community and for being a total legend. Your legacy will persist for the rest of time. Rest In Peace. 🐷👑

[@adityagadepalli5998]

Tommy: Tell me more about directions Techno: *tells him about directions* Tommy: Oh no , you're doing tHaT tHiNg again

[@StanbyMode]

Tommy isnt the brightest lol

[@bluecrewmate9483]

@@StanbyMode lmao so true

[@broadcast8853]

Stanby Mode I disagree

[@yes-vs6ux]

@@retries i agree

[@goonbackpack4283]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGW6Z4uLl51_e9U Loki

[@tizzl9841]

Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

And deadpan

[@Arichu_]

True

[@Oreos123]

A bully to tommy which is funny

[@abitheunicorn2]

@@sadpotato10yearsago50 your user got me for a second

[@chazzboi1024]

Tru

[@al_akazam]

I like how technos voice goes high pitch when he’s defensive

[@knoodles4062]

like a kid whengot caught stealing from the cookie jar xD

[@ramlariju8662]

@@knoodles4062 h

[@knoodles4062]

@@ramlariju8662 e

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

I would've called it indignant, but . . .yeah.

[@zozifoot2929]

He sound like Ranboo when he does that

[@raven5097]

im happy theres so many videos with techno he will live forever through them.

[@quilt-chan1263]

Techno:That’s advanced interrogation techniques Tommy:N-No you just described torture Techno:...Advanced interrogation techniques

[@mattoxakira4568]

How does this have no replies with 1k likes?

[@lucascarlosflores7288]

Dont know man above me

[@bigboy-gw8me]

but thats torture

[@bigboy-gw8me]

Advanced. Interrogation. Techniques

[@PALOL_]

ADVANCED

[@BlayeArt]

Techno: "My carrot farm is in that direction..." Tommy: *suspicious look* Techno: "And nothing else."

[@denamous9185]

*D R U G S*

[@tcc7848]

*Hol up*

[@bryanxu9451]

@@tcc7848 yeah

[@dogol284]

"no horse eugenics goin' on here"

[@arrow6301]

I know what’s there besides his carrot farm

[@lucien3089]

tommy: THERES TWO OF THEM techno: THERES ONE BEHIND U, TOMMYYYYYYY tommy: HUAHHHHHHH- *shot on iphone* (lmao 693 funny number)

[@mizerixe]

Dun.. dunnananananana, dunanananana (the shot on iPhone background music)

[@pearlyn8720]

@Brena Sveinsson teacher: you cant hear pictures. Us:

[@crazygirl3198ify]

i’ll miss them making videos together, can’t imagine how sad tommy is, as well as technos other friends and his family. rest in peace technoblade, we’ll carry on your legacy forever ♥️

[@nickcasillas1618]

Techno is like that one borderline insane friend who latches onto you for some reason and simultaneous hates you, and will never let bad things happen to you.

[@kaelakrossing910]

Why are you stalking me 🤠

[@michocolatepoki]

reminds me of...me...

[@XxhoundBitexX]

So... me?

[@piggie8786]

@@XxhoundBitexX no...

[@acrowwithahat9336]

Ayo, don't rat me out

[@smayansahu1070]

“So you need the human gps” - techno “I am mastering the way of the horse” -techno “I recognize those trees, see you soon” -techno “Did you try buying their (Tommy’s parents’ ) house?” -techno

[@nathanreifan452]

Art of war volume techno pig

[@diamondnator]

Third one reminds me of 2b2t LMAOO

[@die8208]

Yes

[@Caligtag]

*he sounds soulless*

[@minecraftnoob7830]

@@anythinganeverythingclips right

[@ratsinthehalls1242]

Watching this for the emotional support 30th of June 2022 goodbye to a dear friend Technoblade never dies

[@cracksparrow937]

So am I July 1st 2022

[@cracksparrow937]

@I’m Baby I'm in Australia

[@lovelydaytoday3998]

14:17 Techno's stress level when tommy is near the creepers and Philza is near the baby zombies be like: 📈📈📈

[@axels_anims1060]

Thats the only time i saw emotion in tecno Edit:Lmao

[@sohamkar7866]

Stolen comment

[@lovelydaytoday3998]

@@sohamkar7866 how?? I'm convinced that you people are either bots or just go around commenting "stolen comment" on things that have a couple likes. You know what, yours is a stolen comment, how unoriginal of you. And no this isn't a "stolen comment" it's just the first thing that came to mind cuz he has the same scream and panic both times.

[@abiade9614]

@@lovelydaytoday3998 period. You tell em. I’m tired of people complaining about stolen comments when it’s not that deep and just spreads jokes or info. Smh.

[@bedhead_.]

Stonks!

[@hallyp0p325]

Techno is such the disney princess TREES CAN TALK TO HIM that’s really POG not even going to lie there

[@Grace-53]

He's the lorax

[@shadowlight4605]

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't sub to me so you should

[@CoolCalChickenBone]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qnzQpp5pisSafdU dlsitfygr

[@Luna-lq1jn]

He's a GPS, Disney Princess, has a deep voice, PvP God, he never dies, he's smart, he's funny, he's a pig, he's perfect

[@abirray2583]

Pog*

[@samwich_9912]

Anybody: *stuck in the middle of the desert* Technoblade: "don't worry I recognize those *trees* " edit: *holy crap this got so many likes-*

[@gxngxbdu]

2b2t flashbacks

[@lowbudgetname2745]

Cactus*

[@notnicknamed]

what tree would be in the desert

[@mythiic1629]

Don’t worry I recognize that sand

[@karmasparadox]

Technoblade: oh, I recognize that grain of sand, I'll be there shortly

[@morganerlandson8129]

I’m going back watching old techno videos and watching these make me relise how happy he made us he died a good person Rest In Piece Techno you will be missed but never forgotten

[@Endwidgeon]

That moment when you realize there's more techno content on other people's channels than his own

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

Tommy: Techno do you watch anybody else's videos? Technoblade: Uhh... no, pretty much nobody. Tommy: Well, I don't watch yours. Techno: I don't upload, Tommy. That doesn't mean anything. Tommy: *dies*

[@shannon6067]

i’m not complaining tho😏😭

[@lyssyxauds]

a what sup Mha Fans

[@Ricco_The_Nerrd]

@@lyssyxauds yo

[@etrlctrl]

lmao and dream

[@MateoAlfredo]

Techno: **kills dream** Also Techno: You can’t win a WAR without FOOD

[@christiandavidarangoaguirr5250]

2:35 is no one going to talk about how the wolf respawned when shot by a skeleton

[@ChandraChandra-xr3gi]

No one: Tommy: you have a horse!? Also tommy: what are you doing with the horse Techno: I'm learning the art of the horse Also techno: sup Me:😂🤔

[@charlie8949]

I don't know why, but this made me think dream was the food

[@CrungusCrungo]

He has a point you can't starve in a war lol

[@CrungusCrungo]

@@afailure5128 it was yes

[@raccoonwithahat93]

Tommy's success lies in his outgoing personality I think. He had the courage to talk to his idols and found ways to stick with them. He was never leeched off anyone he built his own success.

[@T4t713]

ong, stan tommy innit

[@sunsetskye483]

I agree, also he shaped his persona to be entertaining(when he "rages")

[@gavinlarson4520]

I love that he is famous, but I miss skyblock

[@raccoonwithahat93]

@@gavinlarson4520 true

[@maddaxpope434]

At the time of this comment techno's final video has only been out for two hours. We will always miss you legend. Technoblade never dies!

[@shelbyjackson1238]

please stop people are still trying to recover from it even if it was half a month ago some people might never get over it :(

[@killherqueen]

​@@shelbyjackson1238it's been one year. are you finnaaalllyyy over it?

[@kalorushpan9497]

9:26 "what will you do if i do it?" "uuu i will clap..." "Ooh yea thats worth it"

[@dorotea9815]

C0nsidering it's Techn0 in questi0n, yea, i agree w Tommy (:

[@kiie8066]

Yes , worth it

[@oatmeal.05]

It is VERY worth it.

[@lily-gk2dr]

what stream is this from i wanna rewatch it

[@kalorushpan9497]

@@lily-gk2dr id gladly say... if i remembered... sorry

[@jtkfell2613]

“Just evict your parents” *tell me how* _i need to know_

[@Soren-i1m]

You need to bring bread then ur good

[@pqbdwmnu]

Become a billionaire

[@goldenrosepetals5026]

Wait until 18 to sue your parents of their already payed off house and money

[@grapedailynumber1fan515]

Buy their house

[@sup_a]

just lava cast their house

[@MyoticTesseract]

Tommy: *summons the human GPS* Tommy: *complains about the human GPS*

[@flamingzucchini7843]

@@anythinganeverythingclips silence

[@rinvan4101]

Ha like an actual gps

[@noup_san]

10:20 this laugh sounds so genuine Lmao is contagious

[@colinmatz5273]

Techno- “I don’t want to join dream smp maybe just a cameo. Also techno barley logs off and had spent countless hours on the server.

[@sidekickarmadillo]

Spends countless hours on the server killing cows and breeding horses

[@marshalltoby6994]

@@sidekickarmadillo killing cows with a sword of war :)

[@IDontKnow-qs9nx]

This is the guy who made an smp series as a decoy plan so he can plant potatoes in potato war 2

[@JehaanPatell]

gotta get those potatoes

[@thewriteinpresident]

When A Machine is made into A GOLEM… If Thomas A. Sutor is elected as the Mail In Ballot for the Write In President of The United States, it would make the Transition to this latest RESET that is just one more “Minuet” in the De-Ja-Vu Oraborus Cursed lives we the people have all lived… I am not holding my breath on him being allowed as a REAL PERSON to become anything in a World Controlled by FREE MASON whom protect these Incubus and Succubus from the “Other Side” of FLAT EARTH in our Celestial Sphere whom have taken over our Side of FLAT EARTH in this [Hologrpahix] @QBALL /_\ Simulation SPECTRUM Virtual Realty Construct known as The GREAT Work, but I will tell You’ that when you sleep and dream, you are given but A Portion of the many, many, lives you’m have lived, and since we all have too sleep, and let our Avatar “bodies” rest in Stasis as Our Spirits, Our Symbiots, and Our Person need too reflect on what we have become: How do we Defeat The EDISON A.I. of Forced Slave Labor Technological Mechanization where {A Machine} +=+ can Manipulate OUR very Reality… Too be certain` many of you can do O.T.O. Demonic PizzaGATE Magic, but why participate in a System of Zionist Jesuit Kabbalah “Zohar” to rape, and murder children when you still Grow Old and Die, and then in death OUR Soul shuts down, and the Flesh, and Blood, and Bones becomes Ashes to Ashes, and Dust to Dust just as those of you whom have “Parasitic” SOLIDS, and not Symbiotic SOLIDS aka EYES that go Solid BLACK still die with Your Temporary Temporal “Mortal” Carnal Human Body in this Esoteric World??? The U.N. FLAGS could do so much good if them people were not all [nonhumans] Q’s from the other side of this world known as Doppelgangers, and since We know Weather Weapons were revealed by JFK in those Black and White TIME LINE Movies of the i-960’s UNITED NATIONS Mickey Mouse Club House that we can “not say” that anyone on TV is actually from this TIME LINE, then we must destroy Ratheon KBR HARRP and DARPA Trillion Watt Lazers - Sun Shields, and ICBM NASA Nuclear Hydrogen “Holocaust” Rockets of this U.N. World Military Empire from the Other Side of Our World saying (COVID19) is the way to CORPORATE Take Over of all We The Peoples U.N. Flags, Countries, and Mitigation…. As I was sleeping too make sure I wake up by 4:00 A.M. to catch my flight back to ATL on the 18th of this October Month in 2020 C.E., I pondered that Line in the Radar Weather Maps and while most would say it is: the FIRE Lazer of Canada - California - Australia, I say it is Magic + Alchemy + Code = Sorcery, and it is creating and dismantling the “Prior Reality” of our World where Paper and Coins could be used in the IMF WTO Monetary System, as we are now all going to DIGITAL Money, and Digital Paper, so every “U.N. FLAG” will not just have FAKE NEWS, and FAKE RELIGIONS, and FAKE CORPORATIONS, but now, you will have a {100% Fake} Monetary System run by the [1984] book of the WTO of the IMF as the WHO takes away all “Humane” Rights for these EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of too many to count, and though I am enjoying my Time at South Beach Miami FLORIDA The Republic: the TV continues to Preach the Lies, and Deceptions, and wicked “Intentions” of saying: We the humans will do WAR IS MURDER to “one another” down here in Purgatory... Heretofore, since it is quite EVIDENT we live inside “a machine” known as Mother Heaven, and Father Earth that neither helps, nor hurts WE THE PEOPLE, and it has been shown that Kings and Queens can “Choose” to be good if they are actually PURE Blood Humans, and not Hybrids with the TEMPTATIONS to petty things like Power over others: what are we the Remaining Pure Blood Humans to do between now and 2094 C.E. to Resists The Raptures, Enchantments, Curses, Hexes, and Voo Doo being done to we all as A Mere A.I. “Machine” is making the NEWS - PROTOCOLS too Wear a Face Mask for this {NEWS} World Order Human Domination Plot??? I say: Continue to Practice Your Craft’ at our FLAT EARTH MAGICAL ACADEMIES offline Gaming Rooms, and I say: let us become the First Generation in 10,000 years too (Establish) A New Heaven, and A New Earth “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition… Johnny Exodice If you follow RICHIE FROM BOSTON he found a Few KZbin Pages that talk about this LINE in the RADAR and LIDAR of our World Machine this Construct known as Purgatory, it is my observation that this LINE they show and see “is redoing” REALITY, and this is why no one STOPS doing what our EMPLOYEES whom are all Lying FREE MASON TV Talking POLITICAL Actors and Actresses with their “Havens” and their Covens of Witches - Warlocks - Wizards have used their Magician Skills to damn this World To Television PROJECT BLUE BEAM Skulduggery… The Sentinel… www.nasa.gov/content/national-space-council-users-advisory-group Once you know we are inside A CONSTRUCT called Purgatory, you can either do something with your new found “knowledge” too get down below into the D.U.M.B.S. in inner Earth on Both Sides of our Celestial Sphere FLAT WORLD Reality, and you also need to Monitor, and Establish COMMUNICATIONS with them {2 Continents} on this side of flat earth CODE NAME: Mars and Moon by Pence’s SPACE Council that we The Rag Tag Rebellion “Code Name” Atlantis in the Pacific Ocean, and Kulu in the Indian Ocean, and for any whom think BLACK LIVES MATTER: Why do all nations not just the USA Treat their DARK SKIN “Fellow Citizens” worse off like in Asian and Latino and Arabic Nations for no matter from INDIA to Pakistan, them with DARK SKIN, and Black Hair Only are considered “less then” their Light Skin 5G Eugenics Blue Eyes Brothers and Sisters in and of and for This Human Race… The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@vividfoxx4534]

Tommy's parents sit up everyday just listening to their 16 year old excessively curse at adults. That, my friend, is good parenting.

[@Soren-i1m]

Well tommy brings bread too

[@jennylewis9211]

@@Soren-i1m lolll true

[@mayor.krischeesebrain]

In Britain we have Tommy who stream's and screams and in America we have me who doesn't stream but dose scream.

[@Shadow-Draws]

tommy made them millionares so yeah, they must be patient lol

[@Soren-i1m]

@@Shadow-Draws mhm and the good thing about tommy's parent is that they fully support tommy's job ever since he was a little kid

[@appuwul.58]

"did you try buying their house?" *The fact he probably has enough money to do that scares me-*

[@taiga3641]

he makes like 5.8 million dollars a year its literally insane

[@涛涛-u5h]

@@taiga3641 ya

[@wooolilsharty7835]

@@taiga3641 hes 17 and richer then my 40-50 year old parents holy shit

[@Stupidity_Exists]

@@wooolilsharty7835 You don't even memorize the age of your parent ;--;

[@wooolilsharty7835]

@@Stupidity_Exists you expect me to remember my parents age if they dont remember to call me by my pronouns and my name?

[@ZephyRPlaysStuff]

I know all of us are watching this video because of remembering the times when Technoblade was alive.. Rest in peace king :(.. Technoblade never dies in our hearts!!

[@baitreview]

Technoblade is not weird, he's just built different.

[@certifiednerd542]

o7

[@par9362]

Technoblade = LeBron James

[@MrNinjaboy112]

his a mad man thats why he is the number 1 potato and mc pvp pig god

[@peytonkocher]

Torture *exists Technoblade: I think the word you’re looking for is advanced interrogation

[@deadpoolgaming3330]

techniques*

[@PatarHD]

TechnoBlade is Also a God PvPer

[@mustafomuhammadiyev4058]

RageElixir is the best pvper hahahahhaha lol

[@charleslanohan9408]

k

[@Ksd99]

Mustafo Muhammadiyev who?...

[@pugboi4203]

Lol pog

[@mustafomuhammadiyev4058]

Its a joke

[@Firefire0222]

1:39 man's flew down from heaven and said "sup"

[@SB737]

I was too far into the KZbin video to click off when he insulted people for watching other people play video games

[@spixy1983]

Dint we all dude?

[@craz5326]

Hey SB737!

[@ultima0729]

ur one of the 1st youtubers i watched

[@haydenpeterson533]

Yeah, and congrats on 1 mil

[@_puppyplayz_]

Was just gonna comment that...

[@gavinruan]

2019: Tommy uses Techno for views 2020: Tommy uses Techno for views Some things just never change

[@1eoegt317]

1 subscriber before tomorrow? 😥Pls?

[@liseegeskov8769]

1 sub before tomorrow? Dont plug on another persons Channel!

[@Caligtag]

*it never changed*

[@rogos9696]

ColorNotFound has more subs than Techno

[@mo-gy1te]

i think it’s the quite opposite sometimes

[@randomopotato]

Lol this is really like a younger chaotic sibling hanging out with his dead inside older sibling

[@Aaa-du1qp]

As an eldest sibling, I relate massively.

[@amelie7782]

And wilburs the oldest techno is the second tubbo and tommy are twins 💀💀💀💀

[@hanabi8324]

@@Aaa-du1qp I second that

[@amelie7782]

egg boi I- thats how i see it honestly techno and wilbur have to suffer with tommy while tubbos the sweet innocent twin 💀

[@robynsadlyisnttaken4692]

@@amelie7782 i thought techno was the oldest, wilbur the second oldest and tommy the youngest and tubbo was that one friend who's so close friends with the family they consider him part of the family

[@fauvevallen9005]

i love watching old vids of Techno it cheers me up :)

[@dragonpheonixgirl6604]

same it always does, i never got to watching any before...

[@fandomobsessedlunatic3631]

Same

[@cadettester]

Bruh is no one gonna talk about the fact that his dog died and he didn’t notice but when his other dog died he says it’s the worst day ever lmao

[@totallynotdemon7511]

Ikr!!! xDDD

[@squeakystool8910]

He has priorities

[@gabby7022]

Favouritism

[@koxzumekenma1507]

lmao

[@rikkhadasmajumder4156]

Yes lol

[@kraned946]

LOL IM DYING Akinator: Is your character an annoying teenager who can't sing at all? "Yes" Akinator: TommyInnit

[@Snowkit1000]

Pfft

[@alessandra1388]

I DID THIS LIKE YESTERDAY AHAHAHAH

[@goonbackpack4283]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/bGW6Z4uLl51_e9U The one below all

[@alessandra1388]

I did tubbo and like at the last question it says: "is your character friends with a pig?" I said yes and FRIGKEN TUBBO CAME OUT HAHA

[@arsonpearl1761]

i did george and it was like "does you character have a high pitched scream" "yes" and then it guessed george

[@_spiderweb_5820]

Tommy: stuck in the ocean Techno: don’t worry I recognize that water

[@elliotgolden5521]

LOL

[@imartic1108]

All those blocks of water have a name

[@gianrazon2639]

coming back to every video that techno made/was in after watching his final video forever, kinda hurts now it feels like a eulogy at this point :'( sadly in 0:08 you can't call the blade again tommy

[@cicoverse]

whenever techno says “hallooo” i just get filled with joy for no reason whatsoever.

[@ch111nyere]

same, but for me, it's because his voice is so monotoned and when he says, "halloo" it goes a bit higher and it makes me go all happy. haha

[@amyd249]

when there's more techno content in other people's youtube channels than in his own

[@nin2494]

People should check out the past livestreams playlist tbh

[@SA-bp5kw]

@@nin2494 I never knew that.Smh

[@nin2494]

@@SA-bp5kw Well you do now. 100s of hours of Technoblade content right at your fingertips.

[@kaeeilish]

It’s a family Father: Phil Older brother: Techno Second child: Wilbur Youngest: Tommy Uncles: Quakity,Dream Aunt: Niki Pet:Fundy Found on the *street* in a box: Tubbo :)

[@qrilixz5157]

tubbo is tommys chaotic friend

[@kaeeilish]

@Daniël Cluistra yes!! 💗😎

[@kaeeilish]

@Apple Pencil All 3 of them could be the uncles lol

[@kaeeilish]

@@qrilixz5157 lmao

[@BT_1208]

Quackity is definitely the uncle

[@DrkXV]

Rest In Peace Techno , you will always be in our hearts. no matter what. #FUCKCancer #TechnoNeverDies

[@bocobipbrookiebradgaming7838]

Techno is like that friend who doesn’t care what,when,and where he does anything.He’ll be as sarcastic as possible and will crack jokes. Edit:damn someone has a lot of alt accounts

[@pppchiv4696]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY lol

[@peggleblastlover]

n we love to see it

[@ManiacMemes]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKexh5JoeZZ0sJY lol

[@randomusername284]

Sounds like a depressed and older version of me tbh

[@beholder03]

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@blanketface8884]

“Technoblade is a strange man” *watches the video* I don’t get it isn’t this normal

[@naji63x]

.

[@None-xd2hl]

i thonk its just weird in the uk byt dont wanna assume

[@Kerubii22]

Technoblade clickbait clout lol

[@bromomento3862]

@@Abdosf80 Bruh

[@ztek_3]

This is more just tommy being the childish idiot he is while techno just spits facts at him like he normally does with everybody.

[@jiggs4476]

Tommy: yells at techno for talking about the moon Techno: *Laughs in orienteering”

[@account_advanced]

Clearly tommy never did any form of scouts

[@AGNisbad]

rest in peace, technoblade

[@lieeeleeee]

I love that techno's "high pitch defensive tone" is like the tiniest bit higher than his normal tone

[@chippednailpolishh]

technoblade’s humor is just too intelligent for us peons to understand

[@charleslanohan9408]

Yes

[@zombieford]

what is a peon

[@BagilicousG]

@@zombieford A peon is a low class citizen or dumber member of a society basically.

[@elain.marged]

@@BagilicousG GREEEEEN GIANT~

[@cemarie1172]

It matches well with tommy’s obtuse persona

[@iampromh5781]

technoblade: does anything mildy confusing tommy: confused technoblade fans: understandable, have a great day

[@ABPlays12MCYT]

10:23 IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG!? 🤣

[@dellcomputer9181]

tommy’s wolf: *dies* tommy: *goes on about his day without noticing*

[@this_aster]

it wasn't named so that means no emotional attachment lol

[@dellcomputer9181]

@@this_aster ah, i get it now.

[@tuckerholmes9379]

I cried when my horse Samuel died so I made him a grave and found another horse and named him Samuel II

[@tabledevourer]

@@tuckerholmes9379 didnt asked

[@salehdahlan820320]

@@tabledevourer don't be rude

[@gabrielishere9109]

When techno jumps to Tommy with his horse and says “sup.” Is hilarious

[@itshisfault3782]

200th like. I have blessed you

[@gabrielishere9109]

@@itshisfault3782 thank you 🙏

[@evil2289]

more than 300 likes, i may now bless you even more.

[@gabrielishere9109]

@@evil2289 thank you KING

[@MNKY464]

Fr bro

[@irakanaya]

"I've been mastering the art of the horse" -Technoblade 2020 And then his horse got out of a ravine by itself. So he is not lying.

[@bluexix]

He really bred some advanced horses

[@shivamchouhan5077]

Watching this is never gonna feel the same as before. RIP

[@Perseus730]

"Tommy.....I dont upload so that means nothing." -TechnoBlade

[@maryswircz9620]

I’ll be honest, watching them having fun feels much more entertaining then them having wars and government. Everyone being friends is a nice change to the extreme lore of modern dsmp

[@judemartin6329]

This is also back when there was still a lot of activity on the server. Now it just seems like Tubbo, Ranboo, Sam, and Foolish, and Sam barely streams.

[@bsoisosman3611]

Yes, but now it has been peace for too long in my opinion.

[@smeeeak]

His thumbnails can be three things: Minecraft background with tommy laughing Minecraft background with tommy shocked Minecraft background with tommy swearing

[@pmepania9707]

yes XD

[@potatosauce5720]

just as you say that I have all three of those in my recommended

[@RANDOM-jz3tw]

I know it’s Tommy’s video but my god hearing him with his friends makes me so happy . RIP legend

[@OIeka]

Aware of bots 🙄

[@ChaiSomeChai]

Tommy: Calling TechnoBlade a human GPS TechnoBlade: Litteraly just knows his directions