The Funniest Minecraft Video Ever

[@DannyTheTwerp]

Dream in canon: *A narcissistic psychopath* Dream in general: *Funni*

[@darkshade4722]

Yes

[@ΝίκοςΒούλγαρης-τ9φ]

Canon Dream is the whole dark triad himself l

[@ma.chonaarandia6940]

Dream in general general: Jesus

[@plotheplayer6462]

canon dream: *power.* normie dream: comedy 100

[@valeschka1]

i like canon dream.

[@adityabansriyar8252]

Everyone: Dream must be so sad after the duel Dream: I am both God and the holy spi-

[@seivenk9453]

God complex is still a thing, you know.

[@mikados0173]

@@seivenk9453 He Is just kidding around bro-

[@seivenk9453]

@@mikados0173 I know.

[@jordanglenn9119]

it’s a copping mechanism 😌✋

[@Kank-b1j]

that was before the duel idiot

[@nonexistent4270]

Dream and Tubbo: *wheezing and laughing* Tommy: *panicked, knowing full well the terrors of cancel culture*

[@krabsisdaddy447]

I really feel like Tommy is gonna get his fair share of cancel culture one day. Whenever he gets bigger someone is gonna bring up a time where he was offensive... which is often. But we love Tommy for it.

[@mr.dinosuar7333]

@@krabsisdaddy447 if he doesnt change we the fans will back him up

[@krabsisdaddy447]

@@mr.dinosuar7333 exactly. I think us tommyinit fans are very loyal to him for some strange reason. I have no doubt that half of us would spend hours fighting 14 yr old girls on twitter.

[@ashlyn2943]

Peyton Hall I would gladly spend hours fighting 14 year olds on twitter for tommy. anything for tomathy.

[@am3thysts]

They don’t have to worry too much cause us Christians find this hilarious. They only have to worry about the “woke” that step in and get offended for everyone.

[@shelbysoneregret]

I love how Tommy goes from hesitant about offending anyone to just completely going along with it

[@Vai_Editzz]

LMFAO 😭😭🙏🙏💀💀

[@JB-DJ]

TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vebjrndrefvelin4873]

Twitch Prime: *exists* Dream: «We could make a religion out of this»

[@felixthecat3699]

Lol

[@melissavalenzuela3470]

will burtz.

[@rdtyphon6684]

Is that from oversimplified

[@staborter1397]

@@rdtyphon6684 No, from will burtz!

[@rdtyphon6684]

Im adking from the guy that said it not u

[@MidnightFoxx]

"Dream is a pyschopath" "Mission kill dream" "The strike agaisnt dream" *"Dream is jesus"*

[@enragedcucco8611]

@KMFDM then why are you here?💀😂

[@kuromimkr2289]

Its passover night all over again but *reversed*

[@christinapuspasari774]

》Midnight Fox《 i dont think this is ok...

[@deathweed22]

Maggie Quiroz hes a bot

[@Guineapig-yo6fi]

yes

[@interselectingmelody]

"ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?!" "MOTHERINNIT!!!!"

[@noxalisha2027]

Wheeze

[@_cl.kaylin]

LOL I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS 8:45

[@ITZ_GH0ST]

666 likes-

[@crispzone6744]

no

[@emlynmousley4334]

@@ITZ_GH0ST 957

[@TotallyNotXel]

8:46 Dream: ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?! MOTHERINNIT! Got me WHEEEEEEZEEEE

[@Howlor23]

I couldnt help myself at that point 🤣

[@ThatGirlAurora]

reminder!!

[@JB-DJ]

TWITCH UR NECK TO GET TWITCH PRIME FOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jrpoyo]

​@@ThatGirlAurora?

[@goldenstar613]

Tommy: You’re the ensemble. Tubbo: yayyyyy Also Tubbo: whats an ensemble?

[@Jr21montoya]

What is an ensemble?

[@punza847]

What’s and ensemble

[@punza847]

My grammer lol

[@Jr21montoya]

@Nick does Quad drumming so ppl that come to your door on Christmas and sing a song

[@marvelx551]

600

[@patchling9034]

“ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT” -Dream 2020

[@jxn9248]

😂

[@unhappymeal6300]

My favorite quote from him

[@BCFColi]

lol

[@BCFColi]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[@manialice8974]

Time stamp for that lazy people 8:44

[@ronk3353]

Tommy: "I'm in it for the women." Also Tommy: "Just killed a woman, feeling good." (he's INNIT for the women ;))

[@mostafasweed6199]

He's in it to kill women

[@_CertifiedHoodClassic]

LMFAO

[@ymellow.]

nice pfp

[@InfernalTplayzWillBeTaken]

Y E S

[@rileyredshaw9277]

Hes init

[@Panimal]

as a christian, this is hilarious

[@TheSaltyEgg]

Yooo first guy to reply to a verified guy

[@abbasanonymous8651]

I am Christian to

[@michaelfarjellah1218]

I’m confused how a verified guy with over a million subs, has 27 likes on this lmao.

[@olivelovesyou]

real

[@SOharaGames]

Same

[@pesto1730]

“My Minecraft if having issues” “My internet is having issues” “My life is having issues tubbo”

[@Zynorde]

Thats a mood.

[@PufferInnit]

Sentence of ✨Depression✨

[@visperilda]

Reality being like:

[@sarahduffie2922]

Story of my life

[@asmiroy2926]

AND YOU CAN FIX THAT BY GENERATING FREE MONEY

[@spaced-out3707]

Dream left the game Dream: “my Minecraft is having issues” Tubbo: “my internet is having issues” Tommy: “my life is having issues”

[@afiazahra2334]

2:36 - 2:41

[@Sophie-PVTT]

Oof-

[@_meekio4844]

Yep that's what they said...

[@irenax7775]

BUT JUST USE YOUR FREE MONEY TO CURE WORLD DEPRESSION

[@itzmaddyxo]

Tommy: "My life is having issues" - That's legit me now that I can't do my exams because they've been cancelled due to COVID...! 😢😢😢

[@thevoyofloy]

“Father forgive me for I have sinned” “Speak to me child” “I did a weed” “L”

[@snavel2216]

Yes

[@Cinnigen]

God: pog

[@ghost.mortem1154]

i d i d a w e e d

[@niki_8354]

STOP I HATE THIS COMMENT

[@kamukomakisser]

IM CACKLING KCMJRJDD

[@stel2]

Anyone else watching in 2024 and missing this era and disc duo so much?

[@lelly_sso_official]

mee

[@NyxTheHuman]

Yeah

[@soph1509]

Meeee

[@MattEvans-b6w]

Me

[@NitecraftSlayZZZ]

Well this is my first time watching this series

[@isabellaolivier6674]

Dream: "you're at a wedding and the receptionist like: 'any primers?' " Tubbo : " 'tier 2's will be seated to the back' "

[@JoshW7274]

Dang I read this exactly as he was saying it

[@thatoneunknownusername7754]

"Tier 3's watching from the top"

[@fluff_mcfluff7084]

@@thatoneunknownusername7754 XD

[@geertentinnekemertens-bell7665]

and what about tier 1's??

[@meepling]

@@geertentinnekemertens-bell7665on the floor

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

“My Minecraft’s having, like, issues.” “My internet’s having issues.” *”My life’s having issues Tubbo.”* Mood

[@hypershock0762]

But we can fix that by giving him FREE MONEY

[@skepticalspence2240]

@@hypershock0762 TWITCH PRIME

[@notekun3105]

*Tubbo not today

[@paranoia.r6]

Tommy actually said his life was having issues

[@taylorcapone2908]

@@skepticalspence2240 no Twitch Pr-

[@unfair3]

Imagine being Tommy’s mom and Just hearing a 21 year old man yell ARE YOU IN THE RELIGION MOTHERINNIT

[@te4458]

Tommy is 16

[@angeljose8591]

@@te4458 dream was the one that screamed that and he is 21

[@doggeenayter]

PeasantTeagan dreams 21

[@doggeenayter]

MOTHERINNIT

[@Nya.0.]

I wanted George to be in the religion lol

[@jeypatel2520]

Rare footage of Dream being friends with Tommy and ACTUALLY having a good time with him. Edit: POG should stand for “Primes Of God”.

[@Nashiaharris]

Omg it totally should lmaoooo

[@raccoonstoons7112]

Imagine going to church this Sunday and writing on the pray card “I’m switching to the prime church religion wish me luck...pogchamp”

[@poddle_8324]

Raccoons Toons I’m dying please help XD, why was this so funny

[@evan499]

Well im going to sub to your yt now

[@magicaldimpleberry2365]

420th like

[@magicaldimpleberry2365]

well i wasnt i had to refresh I'm actually 423

[@basil4825]

Never herd of a pray card

[@ram-ria9815]

"so youre god *and* jesus?" "yes. and the holy spirit" its the unholy trinity

[@youlostthegame]

PFFFT

[@the_three_idiots6623]

@• an elysian wayfarer • AMEN

[@ahumanbeing985]

You have to be part of the 50% of people who are subscribed i mean who are going to heaven

[@annikarosas2720]

Nooo, the unholy trinity is Megan Shubble and Mika

[@2cumber]

it's the holy trinity

[@alexei9122]

This is basically therapy when canon just fucks all of us up

[@JL-iw6pq]

enjoy 69 likes

[@oliviamcgeary9160]

Or life screws us up. Like now 🤠

[@Hekza0024]

nah trust me this is canon

[@FootballEditzGoat544]

Excuse me this is a kids app

[@Hekza0024]

@@FootballEditzGoat544 Excuse me get youtube kids

[@muffin_head]

I honestly miss this era so much😭 where everyone could js be carefree and laugh

[@CardCatCardboard]

This is one of my favorite bits to ever happen on the server I miss this era sooo much :((

[@AtomicNumber_]

​@@CardCatCardboardsame, this video was what got me into the smp fandom :(

[@SuprabhaJani-ry5iw]

Yeah... Now every little thing is offensive to people🥲

[@DarksaberDC]

Imagine if Dream was in a church: “According to God’s statistics, only a small percentage of people are actually going to heaven. So if you ending up liking this church mass, consider getting Twitch Prime. It’s free and you can always change your mind.”

[@-nsxernos-6096]

Its free and its a guarentee to tier 3 heaven*

[@JorgeFlores-ot4oe]

Didn't they say that on stream

[@abdullahcoolgamer797]

Darksaber DC LOL

[@ranoutofideasforaname1639]

No emojis Pogchamp

[@iandugger1168]

Darksaber DC its called indulgences.

[@clickeggorubad7410]

Dream: makes this religion as a joke His viewers: *hey, we can make a religion out of this*

[@chrisbutwithaq685]

No don't

[@tabes5933]

YES DO

[@beckaigu1610]

@@tabes5933 I don’t think u got the reference

[@Andy_Hendrix_9842]

@@chrisbutwithaq685 How about i do anyway?

[@zoe.b.8548]

@@beckaigu1610 Wilbur visited a dream cult so I guess they changed there mind a bit

[@Null1fied]

Alternate Title: A child actually has fun instead of causing multi-faction wars

[@spaceguy_0]

Haha yeah that's right

[@gamerlimit9799]

Lol

[@stardere2059]

I was thinking the exact same thing 🤣

[@abstractthoughts5389]

This is the best tommy

[@doggy6994]

Thats very rare

[@PurpleTsunami21]

This was the first Tommyinnit video I watched on October 22nd 2021, and I rewatched it today only to be hit with a ton of nostalgia and laughter. So much has happened in my personal life and I’m sure even more has happened in his. No matter what happens, I’ll always remember that blonde British boy I used to watch, and of course, Technoblade never dies as long as he lives in our hearts.❤

[@jessicamontgaue6579]

This was also the first video I ever watched

[@banactus]

L

[@Owhousefan402]

❤

[@shardul5578]

Dream: "Father forgive me I have sinned." Father: "L in your chat"

[@maha3684]

L

[@shardul5578]

@@maha3684 Oh I typed it wrong 😂

[@dalius6633]

L

[@lindergirl12]

L

[@b.celiminations140]

L

[@rub4006]

“My internet is having issues” Tommy- “my life is having issues”.

[@Poplol_Quqoar]

Wut

[@1z4_]

mood

[@edozieukaegbu3286]

Huh

[@epsillin]

pog

[@renellabsol1081]

And that kids is why you you use twitch prime

[@raziels_sword]

9:14 "According to God's statistics, only 50% of you are going to Heaven." -Dream 2020

[@HMIOUIS]

Dream isn't one of them

[@hawyee1162]

Dream 56:72

[@hihowareyou2013]

Yellow unsubscribed

[@mega-chad7339]

What do u guys mean

[@themysticals5515]

also ⁉️ according🧐 to god🟩 statistics📈 only 😰a 50🤏percent📈 of people 🤼 are going 🚶🏻 to heaven 🆙. so if u end up☝️ enjoying😌 this god, consider🤔 praying💻 it’s free💵 and u☝️ can🥫always sin later🧐 enjoy😌 the religion 🙏

[@atlasllm]

the fact that dream's armor glows purple makes him being the god of twitch primes so much funnier

[@technoyams2212]

Alternate title: "18 minutes of Tommy and Dream blaspheming and creating a sub cult."

[@yummybee5974]

They have created a cult! XD

[@Physma]

Its not blasphemy or irreverence if God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit himself are in the call

[@TheDrumstickEmpire]

Physma lmao

[@glassesperson1396]

*17:59

[@daisieye]

@@Physma haha 😐

[@untitledgooose]

The most out of context sentence ever: “DISCLAIMER: I am not Jesus.”

[@cloudzysky7094]

Lol

[@thelittlet2255]

7:54

[@copyshark2093]

@Spider - Comix he’s a child. and a kid.

[@SporkMarker]

Spoiler!

[@5upq]

I think the weirdest one without context Is at the end when they say "oh my dream" several times

[@deathpvnk]

ghostbur: gets sent to limbo in wilbur's place with tears burning his face wilbur: " L "

[@CaspiDrako]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@shii-chan6552]

😂😂😂😂

[@kaileytruman8610]

Ur mom

[@d.master9615]

To soon man😢😢

[@whisperingwater6402]

You did not- 😭👆

[@hollowkhai657]

Quackity: PRAY TO THE LORD! Tommy: THE LORD! Dream: Disclaimer: I am not Jesus Tubbo: what?

[@sophiayoung1095]

“Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.” -Dream Edit: thank you so much for all the likes omg-

[@debbieshaffer3681]

Yup he maybe a god at Minecraft but he's not Jesus

[@prussomc]

Dream Stans be like: I will pretend that I didn't see that

[@chalicederlund2824]

-Jesus

[@creastalunga7199]

Bruh spoilers

[@t3jay_col3man92]

“disclaimer i’m not dream” -jesus

[@bodie634]

Dream sounds like mrbeast talking about honey! "ITS FREE MONEY"

[@karlydorris2215]

Bahahahaha that what I was thinking

[@pop6039]

L.M.A.O

[@jeremybeans7364]

Mr beast rubbed off on dream

[@jamezyeu4015]

GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3q0aK2dothlZq8 TAHTD YHE LINK

[@TheMr_164]

@@jamezyeu4015 No its clearly not, and i clicked it so you dont have too, its one notjamezy's fortnite videos -_-

[@grayderulo2855]

When dream said "Disclaimer: I am not Jesus" I nearly threw up from laughter.

[@raulcarbajal4039]

same

[@_NguyenDinhKhoi]

I mean we never see Jesus and dream in the same room

[@untitledidiot7970]

i was disappointed instead

[@harry1945]

@Ikerrad u didn't knew and also he is not the son of god he says "god is the lord and the lord is in me" i might quote wrong but its something like that so he is god accorded to him self he was on earth to send his message and to the next gens

[@Scorp_FaithYT4832]

Hey do u play valorant?

[@JdnnsiWarThunder]

The first tommyinnit video I watched 4 years ago, this is a childhood memory

[@ahhhahahhahah]

Tommy with a straight face: "Dream this is getting a little much" Dream: *literally dying of laughter

[@arandomhowl6768]

They swapped roles at that moment XD

[@jeypatel2520]

@@arandomhowl6768facts

[@ThatGirlAurora]

reminder!!

[@zyri1191]

how dream laughs: 1. the chuckle 2.the cant't stop himself 3.the wheeze thats lasts for at least 10 minutes how tommy laughs: laughs like he's high on drugs

[@Creym464]

Welcome to KZbin theory where we record and anylize every youtuber

[@mewingmanda]

B A H H A H A

[@LiL.L1ghtmare]

Trueee

[@maxbaysinger4182]

no he laughs like all of his friends are making fun of him and hes doing the sarcastic laugh that quickly follows by a blank stare

[@zyri1191]

@@maxbaysinger4182 ok fine maybe that's a bit more acurate lol

[@queenaunt4531]

Dream while tired: accidentally creates a rip-off religion that's literally just christianity rehashed with weird minecraft people with 3 children while dying of laughter

[@feral_raccoon2329]

Yep pretty much

[@jess6752]

Dont forget pog

[@Lucnotshiftyy]

lmao

[@voidabyss5855]

😂yes

[@someguywithaphone5189]

Pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog pog

[@Chaosisunderrated]

Revisiting this video after 3 years is so nostalgic! Love ya Toms!

[@aishwarya4572]

All the quotes: “My Minecraft is having issues.” ~ Dream “My internet is having issues." ~ Tubbo *“My life is having issues.”* ~ TommyInnit “Surely this is offensive to someone.” ~ TommyInnit “Jesus stans are fuming right now” ~ (cant remember crap) “Disclaimer: I am not Jesus.” ~ Dream "Killed a women. Feeling good" ~ TommyInnit "Oh my Dream," ~ TommyInnit, Tubbo, & Quackity “According to God statistics only 50% of people are going to heaven” ~ Dream “ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION? MOTHER INNIT?!” ~ Dream "I'm quite clearly *innit* for the ladies" ~ TommyInnit "Father, please forgive me. I have sinned." *"L"* ~ Dream

[@PanDesu30]

L

[@olypiad4609]

You forgot "This is where tax fraud got me"

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

amen

[@456-g8m]

Tilda ~ ~

[@street-workoutnation2964]

“L”

[@tomcartwright_7]

"Now you may sign the divorce papers" *the divorce papers* "F"

[@MarcusSequinhamJr]

F's in the chat

[@fingernailcollector7794]

F

[@necronicles]

F

[@parthchoudhary7621]

L

[@lunarelysia]

L

[@mczman123]

People: Whats your religion? Me: Its complicated..

[@PepsiMann2009]

Dreamsus is twitch prime

[@kxjcnxcnjnzxcxnjcn1595]

@@PepsiMann2009 dream sus

[@closedchannel111]

Jesus sus... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Jesus was not an impostor

[@HassnainAli_Edits]

@@closedchannel111 LAMOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@waguileraful]

SAME

[@lizarch5688]

this will forever be my favorite tommyinnit video it never gets old

[@dan4za]

fr

[@jeypatel2520]

Same here

[@asjzxuskw]

dream: is rich af, knows how to get money also dream: homeless florida man traumatizes two children and breakes their music disks

[@e1fiesucks]

LMAOOOOO

[@andrewgalang9871]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[@Nick-si8ob]

DVD DISKS-

[@oliiviacrawford]

BAHAHAHAHHA

[@bluffcat.]

Almost pissed myself 🤣

[@ricefrog8837]

*This video takes the term “Christian Minecraft Server” to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL*

[@Angelsmilktea]

Instead of christian Minecraft sever a pog minecraft sever

[@meckam]

people of god's minecraft server

[@Angelsmilktea]

meckam yes

[@fluffyjello]

Dream SMP is renamed the Dreamstian Minecraft Server.

[@monke9114]

LMAO YES

[@salimalir]

"My minecrafts having issues." "My internets having issues." "Yes, well my lifes having issues, tubbo." 😂

[@mas0chist_]

mood😂

[@Nazao101]

relatable-

[@Mr_MachoGlobe]

"Understandable Have A Great Day"

[@nowhatrice8568]

Quote of the year, 2020.

[@blacklemonade517]

Pogchamp!

[@fannyfunke1360]

18 minutes of pure comedy with our favorite KZbinr - it‘s perfect!

[@Cobra2753]

18 minutes of your favourite youtuber being offensive

[@MorbiusBlueBalls]

​@@Cobra2753cry about it

[@clarppink]

“we had a war.” a few vids later “we made a religion.”

[@kumipallo617]

next video "we had a religious war"

[@kristinlouise5491]

These comments are underrated 🤣😭😭

[@itsyaboisunny5072]

Next week: We had ultimate survival war

[@trenchcoatdoggo5185]

@@kumipallo617 Let this be the beginning of the Dream SMP crusades. Where they will all dawn crusader armor, and fight to retake the holy land.

[@rodzjunk7141]

Just like the Philippines and the Spanish.

[@liver6204]

This is the funniest thing I've ever watched 💀 "forgive me I've sinned" "L" AHAHAHHAHA

[@Aurophobia_]

@@GenericGamer Bot?

[@alyssapadua3685]

What's the meaning of "L"?

[@brianajordan8122]

Alyssa Padua Whenever you don’t win something or you fail at something, you lose or “take a loss” or “take an L”. It’s usually in reference to losing a game but now people use it as a joke for everyday things people fail at. If you make a mistake or do something silly, someone might say “L” saying you lost or are a loser.

[@aishahz9877]

What’s “L” ?

[@Ender-zx8uz]

Alternate title: 3 minecraft streamers discuss modern impressions of religion and faith in a deity.

[@Q_is_a_good_name]

Yes

[@Snowyowl3445]

a shorter title:dream is prime

[@Oreohs]

HEY

[@Fartbutt_17]

4*

[@jamesdunne9159]

bruh still makes me laugh after 4 years

[@muddywater1710]

I love how Tommy is the only one worried about controversy

[@burakkaya9149]

and tubbo

[@Kawaii-hh9dw]

Yeah and tubbo.....

[@wolfidessdragondol]

I was hella concerned too cause I don't want them to get cancelled

[@oakleyforestvods4439]

@@wolfidessdragondol yeah but people choose their religion and stuff so it’s not rlly cancellable imo

[@its_samie282]

@@oakleyforestvods4439 Twitter will prove you wrong

[@rylealvarez5114]

So apparently Dream is a god, has a religion, and is running for president all before we know his face.

[@_shadow_1545]

Least we can we say "We were here he is GODD"

[@blooop3126]

We don’t need to see his face, he is god. He’s too powerful to see.

[@_shadow_1545]

@@blooop3126 Hes too powerful a God like that shant be seen

[@EraTheShrimp]

Well we dont know gods face...

[@alecchavez82]

dream 2020

[@mae5560]

“my minecrafts having issues” “my internet is having issues” ‘well my *life is having issues Tubbo* ‘ now THAT IS A MOOD IF I EVER DID SEE ONE

[@randomanimals3422]

Tubbo Dream Tommy

[@boop8584]

Time stamp?

[@therealth1ckums]

dude you stole my name 👁️👄👁️

[@goldenfoxy2604]

But we can fix that by GENERATING FREE MONEY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "SUBSCRIBE" AND THEN IT'LL SAY "TWITCH PRIME"

[@Flamefoxphoenix]

Generic Gamer dude stop I keep seeing you everywhere in Tommy’s video comments just stop

[@WataMaloneBBY]

I miss this so much lmao it was iconic

[@kirstenkao2279]

Friend:”What’s your religion?” Me:”... It’s complicated”

[@metalbaby5223]

Omg- XD

[@hosoooblivion6914]

No reason not to. Some people worship a flying spaghetti monster. So a blob can't be all that different.

[@smncoolidfk]

@@hosoooblivion6914 Oh yeah, Church of the flying spaghetti monster,innit?

[@申無]

when will they build the church

[@syd1457]

NO PLEASE CAUSE I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD SO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND

[@rarestbean_ever3505]

“My Minecraft is having issues” “My internet is having issues” *”my life is having issues tubbo.”*

[@mossytime349]

*You can fix that by generating free money*

[@JC-fe2mz]

@@GenericGamer ok

[@DarkGoCrazy06]

U can tell Tommy really doesnt care. He literally swears the whole time and there's no ads on his videos. I'm glad KZbinrs like this exist.

[@hijabihana9630]

@@amorous_lucifer a lot of teenagers want extra money and have jobs to get more money and we think it’s cool how he doesn’t use KZbin for money he does it for fun.

[@globalsgod]

He's already loaded from twitch do u see his twitch subs???

[@rachelleredd8803]

I love that he's one if those rare people who genuinely enjoys what he's doing, and if he didn't, he wouldn't do it. You can tell that he doesn't make content for money or even just for content's sake. A lot of people just do what gets them views and pretend to enjoy it, but Tommy would probably be doing the same things whether people watched him or not. He's just having a good time. I think that's the case for most of the Dream SMP people. Even little things like how they have to ask around if anyone's streaming just kinda shows that they act the same either way. It's refreshing and makes their content that much better if you ask me.

[@maggiebennett273]

@@amorous_lucifer i-

[@amorous_lucifer]

Bruvs you guys pls stahp liking my comments and replying the notifications are getting annoying

[@RealmoneyShawt_ong]

Now knowing dreams face makes it so much funnier. Because I am trying to figure what he is looking like right now.

[@san8350]

Brooo, imagine dying and then going to heaven and then God being like "This u?" And then he pulls out from his pocket a screenshot of you dying in Minecraft.

[@Apollo52_]

retaliate by pulling out a picture of dream dying to technoblade in the duel and say "this u?"

[@san8350]

@@Apollo52_ that's what I was thinking haha

[@Bynn.h]

It’s nearly two am and I’m having the hardest time not wheezing and waking up the entire house at this comment.

[@selinkosebay2555]

Memento Mori

[@san8350]

@@selinkosebay2555 Unus annus

[@noodles5685]

Alternate title: Florida man creates new religion, calls himself Jesus then hypnotizes kids into joining him

[@be-strella]

HAHAHAH SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT LMAOO

[@All54321]

The accuracy of this is just too much XD

[@cheese5207]

Teehee *green Florida man.*

[@mariah5258]

hzhhhzzhzzzHijnwijw2e im crying rn hahahh lol

[@laouri8624]

the news be like ^

[@ultimagamer1163]

Subs: **exist** Dream: *you could make a religion out of this!*

[@hirbodakbari1782]

Is that form history from the world I guess

[@ultimagamer1163]

@@hirbodakbari1782 ah I see your a man of culture as well **that means yes btw**

[@temerefaciemus6192]

Ahh a history of the entire world I guess meme

[@bradencash8399]

Tommy no don't

[@ipissalot5911]

I’ve watched that video so many time I can’t

[@exoticluke99]

Knowing his face now made this 10 times better bro 😂

[@jeypatel2520]

Facts

[@svtolcgy]

"ARE YOU PART OF THE RELIGION?" *"MOTHERINNIT."* my life just became complete lmaooo thats the funniest shit ever

[@leilamarte3345]

MOTHERINNT SPEAK

[@jotarokujo8990]

M O T H E R I N N I T !

[@hwlrr]

what is "lmao" like? if your whole life is like it

[@svtolcgy]

@Follow me at xd C4Cayden on tik tok ayeeeeee

[@nomikaye4105]

Am I the only one who is disappointed that this wasnt MOMMYINNIT? XD

[@Psyan]

"We could make a religion out of this" -Bill Wurtz, _history of the entire world, i guess_

[@detonate53]

exactly

[@pookbaker4636]

Lol

[@jamezyeu4015]

GUYS I FOUDN DREAMS SECRET CHANNEL IT HAS FACE IN IT OMDGGG kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3q0aK2dothlZq8 TAHTD YHE LINK

[@wilfredosalegio1907]

OMG IM JOT THE ONLY ONE WJO WATCHES BILL WURTZ

[@Mcha_1]

@@jamezyeu4015 stop spams

[@avamae6505]

Tubbo: “so you’re god and you’re a president and you have a religion?” Dream: *y e t h*

[@mxttyisvxntage3403]

Time stamp?

[@avamae6505]

@@mxttyisvxntage3403 9:08

[@BenBoyP]

Lol

[@twig5730]

*”according to god statistics only 50% of you are going to heaven”* *-dream*

[@avamae6505]

@@twig5730 I mean if dream THE god said so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@Niterunner_7]

Dream is the kind of guy to see twitch prime and ask "is anyone gonna make a religion out of that" and not wai for an answer

[@m00n_862]

i nearly died of laughter when dream said "MOTHERINNIT ARE YOU PART OF OUR RELIGON?!"

[@equinoxxed_7502]

that is such an underrated quote

[@dollophead926]

@@equinoxxed_7502 eh more overrated than underrated

[@equinoxxed_7502]

@@dollophead926 to each their own, i love that part

[@19101968jvr]

Exactly the same🤣🤣🤣

[@minimoonie6431]

😭😭✋✋💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ClubDENIAL]

Dream: "have you ever seen me and Jesus in the same room" *no one has ever seen you in the call or stream dream*

[@thisiswhatyoullsee8901]

Exactly. Looking at god will destroy your mind. As you will know the. ANSWER. He has protected us all along.

[@gothcoth]

dude i laughed when the next line was "has anyone been in the same room with jesus?"

[@Earth4d]

BECAUSE HES JESUS

[@GiJoeStormShadow]

I would like... but its at 404

[@sampseth5887]

I really hope that statistic of 50% doesn’t go down. Edit (3 Months Later): I honestly thought that this comment would go unnoticed. To everyone who actually looks through comment sections I have to say thank you, this really made my day.

[@puppyplayz9812]

i do i would have more friends in the afterlife then

[@rece9151]

After that stream 0%

[@idontknowimebored77]

God asks two people "DO U HAVE TWITCH PRIME" One says no The other says yes God sends the sinner to the nether and the cleansed to heaven (POG CHAMP 4:69)

[@xeo0o72]

Ok but I love the energy in this video. Everyone keeling over with laugh attacks and making stupid comments is just so funny

[@lin-db5ms]

tommy’s mum interrupting the stream to give him his clean laundry really made my day

[@boingtaco7097]

Ok

[@gr1fix]

In what part of the video

[@melissaumbaugh3045]

@@gr1fix around 0:00 and 18:00

[@fatgamerboy7135]

It was his father

[@savannnahbarnhart3621]

@@melissaumbaugh3045 that’s so descriptive

[@mikahrilynn1868]

why does dream have like a special voice when saying “disclaimer, i am not jesus....” it sounds like the “in this video we coded it so that...”

[@amystokes765]

I literally read this at the exact same point he said it

[@luckazelena8945]

What time stamp?

[@amystokes765]

7:50

[@luckazelena8945]

@@amystokes765 Ok, thanks

[@d1sasteroid]

retail voice

[@nickmahyr870]

“Surely this is offensive to someone.” Me, a Christian: Nope, not really Tommy.

[@wackywings2706]

Amen.

[@catie6520]

@@wackywings2706 pogchamp*

[@eyeofender3219]

@@catie6520 ✨🙏✨ Pogchamp ✨🙏✨

[@isanahely3103]

Me a Catholic: my mom would freak if she heard this but it's not offensive to me 🤣

[@cjuldiz]

No, Tommy Pogchamp

[@IamAbox-my8gl]

Watching this in 2024 feels so wrong😭

[@StuntaShorts]

fr it has such covid era vibes

[@yayalu8650]

Because it’s still funny?

[@christianlavaro37]

Dream is Jesus and God Techno blade the atheist: I don't have such weaknesses

[@blobvisfan666]

It's all part of his master plan. He's *above God himself.*

[@CdogThePro]

L

[@rempuia69]

POG

[@2n423]

Blood God?!

[@koroded2205]

Blood for the Blood god

[@elleapostrophe448]

“I’m sorry, son, I’m disowning you.” “Why?” “You have sinned.” “Mother, what have I done?!” “You’ll be going to Tier One soon, my son.” “What have I done to deserve Tier One?” “You didn’t end the prayer with ‘Pogchamp’, you can’t stay here.” “It was a mistake, mother I swear it!” “You are not a true POG, now admit to your sins. Say why youre being disowned.” “I-I forgot to end the dinner prayer with ‘Pogchamp’ mother…” “L”

[@not_joey_unu9630]

You get an achievement for making my dark humored self laugh like a evil villain nonstop 😂🤣😆

[@pixelated_Nova]

I love this

[@alex_fr.j]

Hahahaha

[@stuitergames7628]

but father, why? "L"

[@not_joey_unu9630]

@@stuitergames7628 lmao 🤣

[@Crazycrazy13449]

"My Minecraft's having issues" "My internet is having issues" "My life's having issues" Well that escalated quickly

[@vo3d521]

89 likes no reply uwu

[@cj.the.dancer]

My life right there lmao

[@Teo-jx2bc]

just as the hole video escalated very quickly lmao

[@Yaya-kw1wm]

It’s not a mistake

[@tayakrasnikova6520]

"we can fix that by generating free money!!!!"

[@heatherodowd]

i still love this video to this day

[@karlhillman4596]

You're not alone my friend this is my comfort video

[@shrek5973]

Alternate title: "a green florida man disguised as jesus and a child make money for saying twitch prime”

[@bitcho3202]

seems pretty accurate to me 🙌🙌

[@deltaf.2005]

That's a perfect title-

[@user-gt3dj9et5d]

What disguise?

[@kingaced9467]

This really do be a Florida man moment

[@chewycookie4660]

I would like but its at 666

[@MaymiVon]

“ARE YOU A PART OF THE RELIGION MOTHERINNIT” Has to be my favorite Dream quote

[@orbtheborb4216]

he said FatherInnit

[@orbtheborb4216]

@Robin o then i heard it wrong

[@elaxiber2328]

timestamp??

[@MaymiVon]

@@elaxiber2328 8:42

[@nicholasmichaelvlastos1571]

Fatherinnit was not interested it being apart of the religion

[@karenchadwick2374]

My Christian school Everyone: *prays at the end of the day* Everyone: "Amen" Me: "Pog-Champ"

[@mewo3544]

I'mma start doing this now lol

[@mayor.krischeesebrain]

My response is "POGGERSOGGERSLOGGERS" lol I'm going to prime hell.

[@story1x5studios]

@@mewo3544 same!

[@khloecalma2519]

in my online class we always pray and im forced to say amen than pog-champ and im sad about it

[@juliet2996]

Omg that is soooooo funny!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@iamanidiot6170]

5:05 dream says tubbo is mary and that dream himself is jesus TUBBO IS DREAM'S MOM

[@JustV83]

"Most used words in this video" "Jesus" "Twitch prime"

[@barrylay5692]

Hahahahaha wat you Trying to say ?

[@yaboichikennoodlesoup2996]

And "Free money"

[@PHnicky]

Our new GOD dream

[@Thisismyspareaccount]

POGCHAMP

[@mcmiricale546]

You missed free god money and subs

[@OffChimp]

I love how this joke that is Church Prime has become an important part of lore in the DreamSMP

[@ittselli3245]

and george started his lore with DreamXD who canonically is the god of the smp lmao

[@hirjoabaloredana3108]

Wait... Dream in this: Because I’m god? Lol Dream now: IF YOU CANT KILL ME- *does that make me some kind of god* Tommy in this: the chosen one Tommy now: *doesn’t get infected by the egg*

[@toby42_]

@@hirjoabaloredana3108 HMMM-

[@barackosama7876]

Dream XD join the game

[@tutugry3105]

Tommy talking about dream: "He turns himself into jesus. Funniest shit i ever seen"

[@keansan1195]

#DREAM TEAM. #L'MANBERG

[@yesihavearrived3302]

This is literaly my comfort video

[@lachlancostelloe5833]

baby about to be baptised, Bishop gives a water bucket to baby Bishop: Land a mlg water to enter

[@mithuljana5488]

lol

[@jeremydownin5798]

I think Dream is the Bishop in this lol

[@breadsharky6615]

Mlg = my lord god

[@Fergusand]

You mean the baby lands a mlg water

[@POCHITA11295]

@@Fergusand LMAOOO

[@fartpoop5953]

Everyone: "Dream sounded so sad on stream today :(" Dream: "I AM JESUS, GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT" Edit: sorry that i got the dates wrong, jokes still funny though, also thanks for 2k likes!!!!! edit: wtf where are all the likes coming from am i like a comiedian now

[@blatantslander]

This was a past video but...okay

[@justaclown5940]

Something not related, WHY DOES THIS VIDOE HAVE 1.1K *DISLIKES* OH MY *DREAM* FORGIVE OUR SINS *L*

[@toastxer]

rat This stream was about a week ago

[@ryanzea7196]

As a religious person I can say... Pog.

[@surrealisnt]

):

[@whoid6077]

"Father forgive me i have sinned" "L" I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THAT I LITERALLY HAVE A STOMACHACHE NOW LMFAOOOO Edit: I'm good now the stomachache only lasted few minutes

[@TechnoDagger]

I Have A HeadAche

[@nooblador4806]

forgive me i has sinned by laughing at this... *”L”*

[@imurfanny2351]

Yep

[@Enum_Dev]

L

[@thegirlwhocantbehappyforwh3039]

Same

[@rayanvaio2628]

Watching this 4 years later u can really tell toby and tom were raised properly

[@worldwidejoonie8151]

5:18 Tommy: “Are you both God and Jesus?” Dream:“ *Yeah* Im both, and the Holy Spirit”

[@roseplaysthecello]

it's funny because in Catholicism God actually is all three lmao

[@hamirud2658]

He’s the Holy Trinity 😂😂😂

[@gotketchup11]

@@hamirud2658 in al alternate universe, he's the anti-christ lmfao

[@hamirud2658]

Dr. [REDACTED] lol hahahaha

[@lariegojustineleandro8335]

I was amazed that dream knew that god jesus and holy spirit are one

[@skubertdinky]

hearing dream yell “MOTHERINNIT” is the best thing ever

[@raynardrapael5559]

@KMFDM LOL COMMENTS HAS MORE LIKE THAN THE VID

[@groovygeckogoat]

@KMFDM then why are you watching a minecraft video?

[@thegreatuncreativename58]

@KMFDM then why commenting on a minecraft video

[@justadog8011]

KMFDM You are a little baby. *lIkE mY CoMmEnT tO aGrEe*

[@derpypixel4951]

KMFDM I don’t play Minecraft anymore, but seriously. What are you trying to accomplish? Going on random Minecraft videos, spamming “minecraft is for babies” then posting the link? What are you contributing? Stop being edgy, kid.

[@bby-de9ky]

My favorite quote of that whole stream “Jesus stans are fuming right now”

[@IdaeChop]

I'm a Jesus Stan

[@Quaryi]

Christians be like:

[@Minecraftpubes]

*yes*

[@Sarah-ew3ku]

Kate Ryan BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OMG OMG

[@annapowell9203]

My favorite quote is "We're praying to you, you idiot."

[@shounx7960]

bro i miss this.

[@Mult1_Fand0m14]

Samee :(

[@PriyaJoyy]

Real

[@thedarkness2326]

We all do