TOOL - Hooker With A Penis | REACTION

Well Alright😅

[@MA1.5]

It’s about the hypocrisy of a “fan”, who is the ultimate consumer, criticizing the mainstream success. “I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s and a Dope Beastie T, nipple rings new tattoos....And in between sips of Coke he told me that he thought we were selling out.” Great song and dope album. In my fav top 5 best albums of all time for sure. That album opened my mind to so many sounds. Check out 46 & 2

[@donHooligan]

still wondering what Beastie Boys shirt he was talking about....

[@inthedream9127]

Monique A he has already done 46 & 2. Check his playlists

[@MA1.5]

The Goat I did actually I didn’t see it. Was it very long ago?

[@schandmaske]

@@MA1.5 It's on the "Tool" Playlist. It was posted back in December..

[@MA1.5]

velocitate duh lol I looked at the whole video list

[@nickcolbert9615]

Basically everyone’s a sellout. Unless you live in a shack in the middle of the woods you sold out son. Punch a clock? Have a job? Ya sold out. That’s what I get from this song.

[@ivorjawa]

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

[@donHooligan]

sounds like justification... Vid Vulture and Rob Greenfield are 2 channels you should check out.

[@nickcolbert9615]

Natemares pretty much. 🤘🏻🍻

[@richcapo]

You only sell out if you choose to do what makes you miserable. Laziness + anxiety + weak will = I’m a sellout.

[@aristophanesghost3839]

@@richcapo sounds like projection to me.

[@matthewclark2008]

I saw Tool open with this song. First time they played it live in 13 years. It was absolutely incredible!!!! It’s crazy how good they are

[@davidbailey6397]

I saw them open up with this in the Lateralus tour in 2001. Freaking incredible.

[@kurtchandler9680]

Saw them open with it in 2012 back in Boston first ever concert at 18 incredible. My favorite was push it from that night.

[@matthewclark2008]

My timing must be off then because I think I saw them in 2012 as well so it must have been 11 years in between

[@HisRoyalSelf]

They love opening with this song. Really sets the tone for the night haha.

[@700CreditMDChannel]

Saw them last night in Tampa, this song kicked ASS.......

[@kcprospect9296]

Favorite all-time Tool track.

[@Ship-security]

I grew up with all my Tool CDs were burned from a friend, they were labeled Tool 1, Tool 2, Tool 3. Its funny to learn the song titles now.

[@Nozferatu46]

Yeah, but now you need to do a deep lyrical dive into "Prison Sex" by Tool.

[@troygriffin1785]

Yes! Been waiting to see that one!

[@daujlay8309]

I agree! But definitely not the video. So many reactors watch the video and don't pay attention to the lyrics.

[@mikeoxmaul9675]

My favorite song

[@Gideonite]

@@mikeoxmaul9675 I sing it poorly in my car every time it comes on my playlist. I know every word!

[@pauljansen1137]

one of the more explicit Tool songs lol...surely would love you doing a lot more Tool Jamal!!!

[@Navygrl58]

Ok......WHAAAAAAT?? 😩🤦‍♀️🥴. I saw the title pop up in my notifications and came a runnin, but am a little afraid to hear this tune, but I’m willing to give it a shot....being a senior citizen I’m sitting down for this one. Ok, I’m ready.....Hit it Jamal. 😳😬😂. I’m back, I was wrong, I wasn’t ready for that song at all. It sounded like something that would be played on the highest volume with the headphones glued to my ears for all eternity over and over in the pits of hell! 👹. I’m sure there was some message in there but my brain seized up after a few seconds and I had to turn it off my friend, creeped me out too much!....lol!! Not my thing but keep the music rolling in!👍.🤣😂.

[@51Lorie]

yup, I could never get into this genre...my daughter loves it.......I hate the screaming.....NOT music!

[@karaminalee]

Diane, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LOVE that you were willing to listen still. “Being a senior citizen I’m sitting down for this one.” Classic!!!

[@Navygrl58]

Kara Turner Hahaha......I had to put on some Dion just to clear my mind and reset my brain cells!🤪.

[@karaminalee]

diane sanzone, you’re killing me!! Thanks for the laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣Listen to some Runaround Sue for me! ❤️❤️ Hope Tool doesn’t give you nightmares tonight. 😬

[@davidpowell2356]

Lorie L. Not music? You sound ignorant. Just because you don’t like it or understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t good. This is music you are incapable of understanding. FUCK YOU, buddy! 🖕 fucking haters SMH

[@bradrot991]

This song has one of my favorite lines "all you know about me is what I sold ya,..."

[@The_Kiosk]

That sound at the end is the mic drop.

[@HisRoyalSelf]

Arguably the original “recorded” mic drop.

[@davidlitchke4964]

Tools music is the most unique, of any I've heard.my sons turned me on to them about 15 years ago. Been a fan ever since. Also best show I've been to.

[@neuroisis85]

Tool is great, but there are way more unique and interesting bands than them out there

[@gps9715]

I saw them in 97 at lollapalooza. Killer show a little weird though Maynard dressed as a hermaphrodite, that's Maynard for you. He also somehow managed to pull that off and still be the coolest show I've seen.

[@larsschmidt6183]

@@neuroisis85 can you name some :) thx

[@neuroisis85]

@@larsschmidt6183 Thy Catafalque, Maudlin of the Well, Neurosis (starting with Souls At Zero), Enslaved (post-2000), Faith No More (starting with Angel Dust), Swans, Can, Faust, King Crimson, Gentle Giant, Oranssi Pazuzu

[@neuroisis85]

@Suspicious Ned I said the band's were unique and interesting not better. I love all those bands I listed but they're not easy to get into.

[@jon-pauldupont5746]

Good song choice. I once read that this song was a reaction to all the people who called tool “sellouts” when they got big

[@tequilawhiskey]

It is, but it kinda expands beyond himself and the guy whos accusing. Its pretty much everyone. Were all part of this society and have kinda all sold out in a way. And thats not really the problem, its the Dope Beastie Tee guy pretending hes above it.

[@judyzimmer652]

OMG Maynard! Serious "burns" throughout the song with a mic drop at the end. Bravo!

[@hirprimate941]

I’ve been loving and listening to this band since 93 when I first saw the video for “Sober”. Watching all your Tool reaction videos have made me have a new appreciation for them. They have always been one of my favorites but you really have elevated them for me and I’m taking a cue from you and listening much closer and loving it. Thanks

[@jacoblemen]

Can never go wrong with Tool

[@algo2957]

10k days sucked

[@Duane57557]

Except for the dumb fucking filler songs with random ass sounds for 3 minutes. But otherwise, yeah.

[@oscarriley9265]

@@algo2957 nah bro fear inoculum kinda sucks but 10k days is absolutely legendary

[@ThatOddGarage]

This is up there with no Vaseline and hit em up as one of the best diss tracks

[@melvinwomack3717]

Indeed

[@donHooligan]

Tupac? right on.

[@karaminalee]

Now I don’t feel like my request for Curtis Mayfield’s Pusher Man was out of bounds for this channel! 🤣🤣 I was worried about that song’s content...but not after seeing this!! ❤️❤️

[@debrathompson9183]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kentuckyfriedgoth]

That song is amazing

[@DedHedJosh]

That is one of the greatest songs ever. It’s content should never be an issue. It’s someone else’s story. We are just along to hear the tale. And experience some of the greatest Tabla playing that has ever existed on a western album.

[@karaminalee]

yourlocalspookygal, Omg, one of my ALL TIME favorites!!

[@karaminalee]

DedHedJosh, You’re so right! I couldn’t agree more! Well said!

[@PowderedToastMan420]

Jamel this is what you get when you accuse Maynard of selling out. ✌

[@christopherrousseau1173]

Tool didn't need a 15 minute song to explain how they felt about being called sell outs hahahah... So much rage and right to the point about it. But just imagine if they had written this song for Fear Innoculum. Wow... could have been the magnum opus on the record hahahah.

[@bluegreenglue6565]

Oh, how I needed this song today! Sometimes rage and a monster beat is the only safe release in a crazy world.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Kick the football chuck

[@kellsinpdx]

Make sure you type in Tool! So true. Scary thought what else you'd get.

[@TheClayCoKid]

The world is a crazy place, someone should sell tickets

[@markshaffer6447]

Want to hear some acoustic Tool... check out Meynard’s Dick (here too make sure you type in TOOL)

[@Margar02]

Reminds me of my coworker who, in the late 90's, wanted to buy some sports gear for her kid and typed in Dicks dot com... Spoiler alert: it didn't take her to a sporting goods retailer website

[@trentrez6643]

Speak for yourself

[@GRUNGEKID109]

Hooker with a tool.

[@TuckerPastor]

This is my favorite Tool song. Fell in love with them in 1998. The entire Anemia album took me through a rough time.

[@Swenners]

Saved watching one of your Tool reactions after a long day as a treat. Did not disappoint! Thanks

[@olddrummerguy]

This song is so aggressive. I love it.

[@seamusburke639]

This is the Tool version of a popular rapper trying to re-establish street cred, and I'm totally here for it.

[@ohgymod]

Found this guy a few hours ago, been listening to all his Tool Reactions from the top of the playlist. Got about 10 songs deep... And it hit me. "Tell me he listened to Hooker with a Penis." Scrolling. Scrolling. (Sweating). Scrolli... Ah yes. This is the right timeline. Gonna rewind, since I started typing and misses the beginning. Great song. Great video sir! Glad I found ya today. Look forward to watching everything and whatever comes in the future. Stay safe out there people!

[@inthedream9127]

I’m SO glad your doing some more Tool! You absolutely have to do Descending next!

[@Dinkdownn]

One of my fav Tool songs 😍🥰💜

[@brianforce3010]

I mostly love Tool cause of the Bass Player. What a talent, the reincarnation of John Enthwistle but with a sharper sound. The whole band is Spot On, couldn't get that sound without all that talent. They are on my Bucket List to see live, I'm 61 and broken, but will crawl to see them.

[@johngilbanni5891]

Justin doesn’t get near enough credit.

[@carolschmelz6422]

I'm 68 and finally get to see them 5/21/23! Hang in there!

[@crystalscolza1663]

It's hilarious to watch you try to describe what you're trying to say at the end of the song without using swear words or actually saying the title of the song. LMAO it's adorable

[@ecce_neru]

A Tool reaction video walked into a bar... and I asked, "Why so short?" Rhetorical question.

[@chucknorris2726]

Duuude there's so many good tool songs to listen to still like Third eye, eulogy, crawl away, opiate and the list goes on. Cant wait. God bless

[@ralphvillanueva8724]

I love the title. I watch lots of your videos, I grew up in the 60's but 10 years ago my showed me Tool. They are one of my favorite bands. Excellent musicians and song writing. Nobody sounds like them, especially their later work.

[@bigdaddypiggy]

🤣Dude? 🎉🍾💥Congrats on the best opening warning I’ve ever seen 🤓that was truly great 🖤

[@laurencechopperlukasik6107]

Your expressions are priceless. When you don't know what's going on, you have a half smile on your face and your eyes remain wide open. Thanks.

[@northmichigander3171]

Your face was contorted when you first heard Maynard's voice!

[@loop2kil233]

Thanks for doing that one....quite possibly my favorite Tool song.

[@connorrusso3660]

Would love to see you react to more “The Band” songs, like Crippled Creek, and the night they drove old Dixie down!

[@intotheblue96]

Yes!!! Hope he does soon.

[@WoundedBear2k]

Another vote for "The Band"

[@samhouston1979]

Connor Russo You “went there” with the “night they drove old Dixie down”...I love the song...but I wonder if he’d do it for obvious reasons

[@wgb01001]

Hell yeah! The Band fucking rule.

[@bruceroller9530]

This is one of my favorite records of all time!!!🤘🤘🤘

[@outragequitter5027]

You got it right my man. The song is about a kid that came up to him after their Undertow album came out and started bitching that they sold out. Maynard proceeded to call out this kid’s bullshit and roast him with one of the heaviest songs they have made. He tells him that we all are the man. We all want money. Everything is an ad. You go to work and you want people to buy a service or a product or W/e.

[@devonroland3365]

Finally some more Tool!!!! Thank you!

[@gregreece7489]

I'm never not going to think of him imitating falling off a cliff when I hear this now lol

[@dorothydunn3285]

Welcome to, in my opinion, the most technically brilliant and beautiful rock band of all time. Now, I hope at you keep listening. He's is so crazy gifted as a singer, song writer etc. This song is not the best example of his singing skills. So, please keep on. Gets better and better.

[@kimberlysaffles9332]

He actually has done some TOOL songs it’s just been a while 😁

[@brianwhitney5441]

I'm impressed you did this. The drumming is redicoulis

[@pixlfeed]

Catching on on your channel, saw the title and the first thing that came to mind was "Dis is gonna be good"

[@daverlb]

Once you Tool... You can never go back

[@sobrietyisoverrated]

Never thought I’d see you react to this one. Appreciate your open mind. Moral of the song- Don’t call tool sellouts.

[@outragequitter5027]

You need to check out the title song from this album called Aenima. It’s another song where he is just sick of everyone’s bullshit. In that one he basically calls out all of Hollywood/LA. Considering where your from I think you will like it 😂

[@outragequitter5027]

YES! one of my favorite tool songs and you finally did it.

[@Panyc333]

Remind me to never get Tool pissed off at me.

[@floridabelle]

🤣

[@tracybrookey4356]

Definitely not in my wheelhouse! But I watched and listened trying to learn! Always enjoy your reactions, no matter the music!👍🏻🐶🐶💕

[@Henrydingus01123]

Dude omg. That falling off the cliff bit was great! 🤣

[@moonbubbles3046]

Soooooo happy to see you doing more Tool!!!!

[@EasyLivingDojo]

Man I appreciate the fuck out of your lust for music. Wish more people shared our passion!

[@zzz_xavier_zzz]

I would be fuxking honored to be the only "fan" viciously roasted by tool in the form of a song😔🤘

[@hideem1]

Well now I’ve got some ad-vice for you lil buddy! LOVE IT. ❤️❤️❤️

[@dan.j.boydzkreationz]

If you listen carefully during that bass solo at about 2.5 mins, you can hear an excerpt of comedian Bill Hicks; "consume, be fruitful and multiply". The entire album is mostly a tribute to him, as he had passed away less than three years prior to its release (aged 32, pancreatic cancer), and had become associates with Maynard.

[@wolf-kissed]

Ahhh you made it to Maynard's diss track essentially. These vocals are so fire. Having that 96 nostalgia right now.

[@dbtrek]

That falling off a cliff thing was gold. 😅

[@thatoneguyagain2252]

Correct interpretation once again ! Many artists get accused of "selling out" as soon as they get some commercial success, especially bands that labor in obscurity with a rabid cult following for many years before then. My favorite quote about the phenomenon was about Metallica getting mainstream success: "People tell us we sold out, and I say, damn right. We sold out every seat at every show at every venue we played." Can you picture yourself in a sold-out Chesapeake Arena (home of the OKC Thunder), screaming along with 40,000 other people FUCK YOU, BUDDY FUCK YOU, BUDDY FUCK YOU, BUDDY FUCK YOU, BUDDY I can, I was, I did. If you ever get a chance to see Tool live, go for it immediately. They're the only band I've seen with a better stage show than Pink Floyd

[@Devilspocket2002]

you should check out Rosetta Stoned and all its poly rhythm glory, Danny Carey is in beast mode on that song!

[@almosthuman4457]

Your face in the thumbnail had me rollin' on the floor

[@driftinHank29]

"He got the doi-yoi-yoi-yoi-yoing!" 🤣

[@sean_b_drummer]

@Jamel I realize that this is likely not going to be, but I'm curious if there are any TOOL songs in your regular playlist. Thanx for continuing to make the quarantine (somewhat) bearable!!!

[@helen8755]

Wow what a song! Luv the beats 🎸🥁✌

[@robertflores8234]

I think all bands and artists were like, yup, thank you Maynard, we were all thinking it. lol

[@michaeldrennan9932]

OH IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT TO THIS ONE!! So glad you covered this!! As your Geriatric Subscriber, I've seen Many Bands Sell Out to the Industry BUT TOOL NEVER COMPROMISED at least in my eyes and Ears!! Been requesting This one for awhile and Here It Is!! Thanks Again despite you probably didn't personally do this one for my sake lol

[@selectronium]

this song makes giggle every time... hee!

[@shawnneitzel3645]

This is one of my favorite Tool songs for a few reasons, but one is just how visceral and direct these lyrics are. Maynard just goes for the jugular here, biting back at all the haters out there and it’s a bit refreshing I feel to not mince words sometimes. Super amazing track and just so powerful lyrically. Thanks for reviewing this one!

[@jimbojones8978]

I'm a huge Tool fan and this is STILL my favourite song. It just goes to a whole other level. Hard as fuck.

[@jimbojones8978]

Yeah. I said fan. ;)

[@dagneytaggart7707]

Uuuh....whut was that? I remember trying to talk my dad into letting me go to a Van Halen concert. He said, "That's not music. Glenn Miller is music." I've become my dad. 😮

[@donHooligan]

to be fair...the Glenn Miller Orchestra is still a fun show. tO0L's 10,000 days tour was better, though....but mushrooms were ingested for that one...so, it's not fair to compare.

[@JoeKerr019]

It's tool. And it's one of their tongue and cheeks songs. Check H. Third eye or lateralus

[@dagneytaggart7707]

@Amy Winehouse ooooo. You got me...🙄

[@AE86TRAN]

This is just one song. I’d say listen to a few songs form a band before you judge. Especially since this song is totally tongue and cheek and more of a “fun” “messing around” type song from them. Try listening to Pneuma and tell me you have the same opinion.

[@pco253]

This song is about when he met Gwen Stefani ... the song is about her lolz Thanks for playing internet 🤷‍♀️🙏🏾🎉♾🕊💕

[@larrymockridge4653]

Seriously, I love you bro, because you are so eclectic. So I present you this. 1. King's X - We Were Born to Be Loved, 2. Throwdown - Burial at Sea, 3. Clutch - X-Ray Visions.

[@rosecityronin]

The first time I saw them, between songs, Maynard said, "I hear a bunch of you asking us to play 'Hooker With A Penis.' Well, here's the short version: We have t-shirts for sale at the merch table in the back." 🤣🤣🤣 Other than that, I love Maynard's admission of, "...I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name; I sold my soul to make a record..."

[@Cryozymes]

This was probably my favorite album in high school.

[@erokraider1690]

Finally! I requested this on your first Tool video. Now do Vietnow by Rage.

[@TommyGetTheJewels]

One of their best songs! 🤘

[@snowman4098]

Thank you, Thank you ! One hell of a song . Hard to spiral out to Tools most hard hitting songs , really good reaction Jamel 😳😁😀😂 May my wife suggest Two feet ( I feel like i'm drowning ) Please ! I believe your wife will Love it .

[@Tdub0911]

He's saying this kid is accusing Maynard of selling out while the kid is really the one because he keeps buying their records even after believing they sold out.

[@samevans5450]

The story is a true story of where the kid comes backstage and tells me nerd that toy is going to main stream in it’s going to be a sell out so this is him response

[@kaekazakas4597]

Tool - Crawl Away

[@ae3209]

Listen to Tools Disposition, Reflection, Triad. It is a softer sound. They are 3 songs on the lateralus cd, but they kinda go together. Honestly some of my favorite tool music. Also check out Weak and Powerless by A Perfect Circle. One of my favorite songs. That cd 13 Step changed my life, made me a weirdo 😂

[@williamscott2097]

I play this song before I go on stage. It’s been a tradition for me for many years. Still hypes me every time.

[@Kronical69420]

Awesome way to start the day. Thanks man.

[@TrueNorth10]

Love to hear some Radiohead reactions.

[@jauken83]

There was a KISS tribute album where Maynard, Tom Morello, Brad Wilk, and Billy Gould formed Shandi's Addiction and did a cover of Dr. Love that fucking slaps. I have a feeling you'd love it. Yeah, you, reading this comment!

[@quikspecv4d]

I love this song. Great lyrics

[@emptybraincase4181]

probably my favorite (sort of)commercial of all time.

[@kimberlysaffles9332]

Yay! Been waiting on some more TOOL!

[@grahamalbrey2804]

Never a more appropriately named band methinks.

[@breakdancinfool]

Jamel you so damn funny lol Loved when u did falling off the cliff haha You de best when you're having fun!

[@northmichigander3171]

Nice to see you appreciate some TOOL! Try some Sevendust - Waffle or Black or Angel's Son.

[@samhouston1979]

I vote for “Black”

[@TheWineCe11ar]

Face to face!

[@PeterBluth]

Yes!!!!! I can't believe you reacted to this song. Song ripppppppssssssss!!!

[@purplesnowdrop]

Oh blimey. I think we need some 'puff the magic dragon' to recover from that one.. My head is still screaming, its the sort of music I would often hear when I got into my sons car. 🙈😀🙉

[@umami_apple_pie]

Taking me back to them school days.

[@LaserGadgets]

I really hope its not a metaphore, but there was actually a guy pissing him off and made him wrote this song. We all know they can make damn smart long lasting lyircs, but I need this to be that one DON'T PISS ME OFF YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT song....

[@jimbojones8978]

Tool had been embroiled in a large Record Label lawsuit, so I am pretty sure you're right.

[@rechoub]

Another curve ball: "Jimmy" from the same album, followed by: "Sweat" from Opiate.

[@anthonyblakely399]

ABSOLUTRELY RIGHT!!!! ABSOLUTELY!!! And that's why the music of the 60's and 70's sounds sooooo much more artistic and relevant to ears of today!!! In the 60's and 70's each major rock group and R & B group has a distinct style and vocal(s) that Brand the Groups so the listener could tell which group was playing!!! Not today's music!!!

[@dazeb7674]

One of my fav songs frm TOOL🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 but everything they do is AMAZING & Euphoric 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼