Tool - Maynard Interviewed By Patton Oswalt

[@dionepon]

"Hi, Myspace viewers!" holy shit, its the ice age..

[@WordUnheard]

We're still in an Ice Age. Google is your friend.

[@matthewroreilly]

Holy shit balls. Haven’t heard the word MySpace in like 4 years

[@Barsabus]

Fuck you kid. 2007 was a kick ass year.

[@mattie3889]

Zerg Toss I thought it was a joke at first

[@Syncopated_]

Shoot, to bad I'm 12.

[@ASunnyDisposition]

"Of course he listens to Coldplay. Poor guy." - Maynard Hahaha that had me cracking up so hard.

[@ASunnyDisposition]

ufoenthusiast I see and would you care to share that reason? Also, curious as to why you'd watch this video without liking Maynard (or Tool presumably).

[@ASunnyDisposition]

....

[@bobjohn132]

I suppose. Obviously there are a lot of jokes on Coldplay's behalf, but I honestly don't get it. Their first two albums were actually pretty solid.. Now if he would have said Maroon 5..

[@RuneFun12]

They are not "Shit".. But... It's just like, you know.. So you probably all heard a few of their tunes on the Radio... Probably your dad or something driving you to school, it was probably raining so that set the mood right for Coldplay.... Radio music, nothing more nothing less. I was quite fixated about one song they made, and that was a year ago but do people even really listen to Coldplay ?.... I know that they do but for me it's just that band that i heard in the Radio (When forced to listen to the radio)... There are so many much much much better bands to listen to, i guess that explains it. The music us just not that interesting unless stuck in a car with the radio on.

[@Rob_Cary]

Coldplay does suck pretty hard but not as bad as Justin Timberlake

[@rupertcornholio209]

"of course he listens to coldplay... poor guy."

[@pygmalyon]

EQ-smoove Yo, DMB is rad.

[@jobelthirty1294]

Dont you dare compare coldplay and DMB with nickelback. Nickelback is fucking terrible compared to the previous two. Yet again I have really low standards in terms of what I consider good music so I might be talking out of my ass but I still stand by that statement.

[@-Gorbi-]

"Listen to Puscifer .... and pick up the Ratatouille DVD" lolol

[@-Gorbi-]

Maathiu Ra Yin cool dude

[@nicholasdedinsky366]

Listen to Puscifer AND the Ratatouille DVD, ok maybe...... maybe not

[@derekaring574]

I'm down

[@seionne85]

Such a great combo! 😂

[@alexgibbs356]

@@nicholasdedinsky366 ratatouille was hilarious

[@smokebombwizard3972]

I've never seen Maynard so relaxed and chilled out. It's great.

[@gfum69]

YES Exactly! Had the same thought. He was laughing and actually seemed to enjoy the interview.

[@jphillips360noscope]

Patton relaxes the most uptight tool

[@evanoneill619]

They mesh well . They look like they could hang out together, as odd as that may seem .

[@brandonlee9747]

He DOES seem more chipper. It seems like a kickass environment though. He is in HIS space, and damn... Woah.. I just caught myself commenting on a COMMENT on an OLD INTERVIEW, and then pointing all of this out, MYSELF. MY GOD. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE.. . . haha 😎

[@evanoneill619]

@@brandonlee9747 lol ..dont beat yourself up bro !

[@michaeljabronis7271]

This is actually a great interview, you see maynard somewhat serious in about 2% of his interviews, this is one of them.

[@MrBunksauce]

I like to think that Maynard is 2% serious all the time.

[@LogsMaggot]

Idk he doesn't seem any more or less serious than in any late JRE podcast interview to me

[@kevinmaurer3562]

this interview is super old... but it's still not as old as the last Tool release

[@zachv3351]

Lol

[@ripleywolfwood2669]

+Kevin Maurer Oh, gee, a "new Tool album" joke. That's novel.

[@DivinePlant]

Both of these jokes made me laugh.

[@tjourneyman]

+TheDonkeyExploded your handle made me lol. seriously great stuff

[@chillnspace777]

HEY OOO

[@howardhavardramberg333]

If someone sat down today and said "hi myspace viewers" it would only be recognized as meme material.

[@peacebwithu97]

Aaaww, Maynard has such a nice smile. I've never seen him smile like that until this interview. Before that, it was either half smiles or a closed mouth smile.

[@claypage1089]

"What did you study?" "Sculpture." In light of the previous, that killed me.

[@OhioOwns]

"I've always seen so much of you in Justin Timberlake..." lmfao

[@AllhailtheUS]

Patton is one of the few interviewers that actually got a laugh out of MJK. Bravo, sir!

[@spine4youu]

Ratatouille was a great movie.

[@frootloot6789]

spine4you ummm ok

[@nikitanikitanikita594]

One of the best from Disney to the date

[@r.edward5701]

Absolutely.

[@FupaTrooper]

Patatouille Mousewald

[@cristy7381]

I agree. Really great movie.

[@bodielancaster3342]

3:33 the look on maynards face got me 😂🤣

[@ASecondOpinion]

Two great people.. talking shit. this should have been at least an hour long.

[@sully42682]

I LOVE doing Heroin in my eyeball.

[@fenryx0]

I like to pee in the shower.

[@jorde98]

fenryx0 There are two kinds of people.

[@fenryx0]

Yeah, those that LOVE doing heroine in their eyeball, and those that like to pee in the shower.

[@alexschuster1618]

fenryx0 One often leads to the other.

[@JonReremy]

Alex Schuster peeing in the shower is a gateway drug

[@TheBomber15]

"You're busier than me, Mike Patton, and Josh Homme put in a blender together!" Jesus, THAT'S busy!

[@MrBobman360]

I need to have that happen

[@amandabeck3869]

What a awesome blend that would be

[@nelliesilvers1210]

Now THAT'S a blender I'd love to be squeezed into🙌

[@angelofastora3480]

I'm kinda of needing a supergroup with these 3 guys. Like REALLY needing it.

[@mikespearwood3914]

@@angelofastora3480 Two of those guys just sing though: need more members.

[@kevincantu1724]

Fucking love Tool. Maynard is just awesome. Genuis wrapped inside an enigma.

[@alexcielvieira3548]

Tool is still my all time favorite band, but Maynard does get too much credit by the public. Most people don't realize that he has no part in writing the music. It's all Danny, Adam, and Justin. He just comes in later to add vocals. In my opinion, if there's a true "genius" in Tool, it's Danny.

[@Gamertrip4life]

Jonathan Vieira I really love MJK because although he might not write the lyrics, he adds so much emotion and power to the words that not many artists can. But I totally agree, Adam and Danny especially are amazing at their respective positions. Personally speaking my head would implode at the attempt of covering lateralus on drums...

[@alexcielvieira3548]

Gamertrip4life maynard does write the lyrics. He just doesn't write the music. Don't get me wrong, he's a fantastic vocalist. I just hate when I hear people call Tool, Maynard's band.

[@Gamertrip4life]

I totally agree. Tool is not just Maynard.

[@pluckyduck11y]

I would love to see Tenacious D + Puscifer!

[@sammyhetfield5516]

FUCK YES. I SECOND THIS

[@brandonlee9747]

Thirds.

[@brandonlee9747]

Holy shit !! Call it the THIRDS tour.. Its the 3 of them, lol..

[@AJ-das]

So would tenacious d

[@duggiedug9148]

That's actually a really good idea

[@AlaskanGirlLRB]

I just had to pause and laugh when the greeting was "Hello MySpace viewers." lol

[@eLiFILMSinc]

Yes

[@metalflower9543]

lol

[@Gamertrip4life]

Did anyone else just think that he has his own personal opinions and not relate it to being arrogant? Seriously, being famous doesn't mean every opinion you have is you putting yourself above everyone else. He just doesn't like Coldplay, whoopdie fucking doo.

[@SungazerDNB]

Tool has been struggling in a devastating lawsuit that almost destroyed them. This was only resolved very recently. (in 2016) That's the number 1 reason they have not been putting out music.

[@valentinom.4292]

What was that lawsuit for?

[@T25de]

Art on album cover I think

[@dennisboger2632]

@@T25de what didn't they get sued for saying believing or just Kidding

[@T25de]

Dennis Boger Tits

[@KeithKnappfitness]

"Of course he listens to Coldplay... poor guy." My same thought when I heard that haha.

[@angelofwar9223]

Atlas Athletics actually Coldplay is pretty great lol

[@raedavis1697]

I thought that too, Coldplay are overrated and boring.

[@alexgibbs356]

@@angelofwar9223 theyre 😴 😴 😴 boring

[@boostkidd506]

"Thanks for coming out... Piss off." Haha

[@CobaltLobo]

BoostKidd I felt that lol

[@Syncopated_]

That's such a Maynard thing to say. Lol

[@boostkidd506]

@@Syncopated_ fr lmao

[@MichaelRosenSayingNoice]

"Myspace viewers"? I didn't know they had cameras back in the stone age

[@jakevincent3057]

Maynard is a genius. I can’t wait for the new tool album😎

[@Spiller333]

2019 still waiting

[@redtheyeti7418]

Only a few hours now

[@punkiller666]

Didn't really love it, and that makes me immensely sad, I was VERY very stoked about this new release.

[@jakevincent3057]

punkiller666 listen to it at least three times. It opens up like Radiohead.

[@adammiddleton2503]

@@punkiller666 I thought it was badass. Way better than 10,000 days

[@perpetualist4300]

I'm a huge Tool fan....and before I saw this video....I already was aware.....that Coldplay was absolute shit.

[@wonderwall135]

+Chad Samons I love Tool but I love Coldplay too. Don't be a tool.

[@burap5]

+wonderwall135 coldplay is one of the shittiest all girl bands ever. saw that pos prancing on the tv 2 nights ago. what a vag. coldplay is utter shit. if you think otherwise the question arises, who wipes your ass?

[@wonderwall135]

your mother does.

[@wonderwall135]

Well your mother sounds like a wonderful person. I wonder what went wrong that she raised such a shit like you.

[@burap5]

+wonderwall135 well damn now I feel bad for being a shit. wonderwall135 I'm sorry I made fun of Chris Martin, he however in point of fact does prance, i looked it up the definition in the dictionary sorry I was a shit, it's not moms fault. she likes Coldplay btw.

[@claytonkramer7234]

"If you don't know what my shoe size is by now, I can't really help you so.."

[@panchoperfulcro8708]

i love that Patton nailed the scuplture thing XD

[@B0BThePounder]

I tried looking up a bio for tool in the mid 90s and found a really interesting equation on the area of a house

[@saintmiller3584]

"Hi Myspace viewers..." As I bust out laughing, then I look at the published on April 1, 2012. GOO! He was being serious!

[@billyalarie929]

And then you realize this actually happened 5 years before THAT

[@accidentalmusic2749]

Maynard. .... wow that guy can sing I mean he got some pipes. seen um at lalapaloza and the T.C.C. and I remember delivering them a pizza.

[@reginasamilpa44]

He sure can!!

[@Syncopated_]

This is one of the best interviews with him ever.

[@kabenhanson5878]

"Uhhh.. Piss off." -Maynard J. Keenan

[@Disgustipated8404]

That may be the best interview of Patton Oswalt I've ever seen. Love it how Maynard can twist that around.

[@streetteamdjony2000]

The whole Justin Beiber thing is hilarious because the whole twitter thing that just happened July 2019. Ps. I’m obviously from the future.

[@majesticpbjcat7707]

I don't mean to interrupt, but, I have the exact same question.

[@streetteamdjony2000]

Aliens 👽 everywhere!!

[@erikrh]

cool interview, too bad is only 8 pixels resolution.

[@walruswaspaul123]

It’s part of the charm

[@LAkadian]

Believe it or not, we actually didn't always have hi def!

[@adirtyhippy]

puscifier and ratatouille go hand in hand

[@JBlack7027]

KZbin, :"Hey, you want to watch a decades old video with your favorite comedian and your favorite musician?" Me: "Do I !

[@mrw6190]

Can't fuckin wait for tools new album

[@AyceTech]

Most ive seen maynard laugh lmao

[@billyalarie929]

Listen to his visit with marc maron

[@fruckles]

Clocks?...... Cold play? But why not... Clock by Coal Chamber? [Solo]

[@josecueto9348]

hands down my favorite mjk interview lol

[@whyzen2081]

Two guys whose face and body language betrays their smiles.

[@johnstoner666]

"of course he listens to cold play...POOR GUY"

[@seidimeow]

when maynard says "sculpture" hahaha

[@TheHavvoc123]

5:14 sculpTUUURE

[@ErikForSOAD]

you prcik

[@puropinchepretty]

I kept rewinding that part then I found your timestamp. 😂🤘

[@joshmartin4186]

this must be old...what is a myspace? lol

[@redredblood1]

" I would HAVE to do heroin in my eyeball" XD LMFAO

[@Scam_Likely.]

one of my favorite comedians and favorite musicians bullshitting. i fucking love this

[@anneliesewoolums6711]

find Maynard to be very insightful and intuitive. He calls it like he sees it just in a poetic way. Plus he's educated on his thinking pattern which is way more than I can say for some. Can't wait to taste his wines.

[@jenny2282]

Wonder where that guy is now that got so lucky to be restrained by Maynard. Would love to hear him recount the story

[@talkinghead22]

"I became a fat wimpy comedian in defiance of my dad...." LOL

[@formusicplaylist1]

Does it make me a TOOL that i like Coldplay? Tool is my favorite band btw, but im not above listening to mindless, easy listening pop music every now and then, good break from music that inspires honest and/ or harsh thinking.

[@TheElectricBuddha]

You can tell a difference when he likes the person interviewing him. This was the most relaxed and present I've seen Maynard in an interview (which he's said many times that he hates to do).

[@favorites6337]

"...i would have to do heroin in my eyeball"

[@joeysmith6337]

Do u need someone to hold u off

[@PimpGendo]

Definitely a Bill Hicks reference.

[@Remiaanz]

2:33 "Open up that weird scab..." brings to mind lyrics from "Forty-Six & 2", possibly in his mind he is "listening to his muscle memory" for the roles in each different band; all speculation. I hear a lot of references to his songs in interviews with Maynard, gotta love the guy.

[@johnstoner666]

Maynard is so much like my cousin (beside's being a musical genius), such fast replies' you get pissed

[@faustivious1854]

HOLY F#@K!!!!!!! How have I not seen this until now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Two of my favorite people in the same vid ...... !!!!!!

[@MoNkDiZzLe6]

like how he name drops Patton & Homme as hard work muscians... love all three : Maynard, Mike & Josh. Mike Patton is awesome!

[@BloodBourne]

Maynard smiling with laughter PRICELESS!!!!

[@msmazzymay1760]

Wishing I was able to retweet this!!!!🥰

[@firstwiley577]

Two of some of my favorite artists in life!

[@vincentcrow1534]

I'm sort of glad I was into ten billion other bands before going into Tool, including Coldplay. It means I won't get too loyal to just one genre of music. There's something to appreciate in all bands (except maybe the ones that just got popular because the members are hot or something).

[@danosullivan4358]

Asshole

[@usmh]

1:04 Did Maynard deliberately point not only towards his house but also towards his head for the double entendre of living inside his own head?

[@biggzcorey]

Awesome One of my favorite comedians and one of my favorite musicians.

[@torspotv]

Classic. Thanks for uploading

[@radwizard]

Myspace was always better than Facebook..... Man this guy from LIVE just does not age.

[@endocry]

I like Coldplay. Pretty neat how the biggest Tool fans are such...Tools. If Maynard told them the sky was green they'd take their arguments to the internet and write about how much they hate blue. I love Tool by the way, just have this habbit of thinking for myself. Maynard is just your typical know it all, condescending, art snob...but damn the guy can sing.

[@twstf8905]

Only 240p, eh?! Oh, RIGHT lol "Myspace." 😂

[@gailmargolis8811]

I'm 2 and a half minutes in, WHEN DOES IT GET FUNNY ?!?!?!?!?

[@theDudeOfDudes]

Patton Oswald always reminds me of success kid.

[@theDudeOfDudes]

@Shaquille O'atmeal you seem to be the only dumbass who can't figure it out.

[@User-bb3ke]

Myspace... What a trip.

[@nonyabuzznus2017]

So glad they gave a bio on Patton, I would have never known how to find his myspace page!

[@richardmoorman4227]

Damn honest interview by Maynard

[@bobpurcell7175]

Yeah, the actual Army was not much like 'Stripes,' got to concur on that one...

[@jchilds2003]

"Myspace viewers" LOL

[@Zen0NoMind1]

are they using hand jesters while talking? or swatting at flies & mosquitoes? hmm, it's a conspiracy!

[@atrocious_pr0xy]

"..I don't know how I would survive. I would have to do heroin in my eyeball."

[@damntheman3185]

Maynard’s face after Patton asked him the Timberlake question! Lmfoa epic

[@ryanhoskins458]

5:23 *The look Maynard gives him after the mispronunciation*

[@rickross5324]

i'm still waiting for the nin remix album with mayjay and timberlake's "even closer"

[@jamesp9461]

Rick Ross I most definitely would buy that album and listen to it Faithfully

[@StephenAndrew777]

"Thanks for comin' out... Piss off!" I love it.

[@alienzchicx]

I love Maynards T shirt !!!!! its bad ass !!!!

[@GassersGhost]

Feb. 14, 2019. Yep, still funny.

[@dragon7590]

Best MJK interview ever!

[@StephenS-2024]

Patton did this for the money to finally afford separate rooms for him and Mom.

[@chronic2001n]

wtf

[@StephenS-2024]

@@chronic2001n lol.

[@kevinbarry1764]

What's a MySpace?

[@Take-the-Ticket]

Myspace is an ancient culture of musicians and generally self-obsessed flakes, now only remembered by left-behind catacombs and confusing relics of communication. It is presently believed that the emergence of the neighboring cultures "Facebook" and "Soundcloud" caused the Myspacians' lack of interest in furthering their agricultural practices, thus sealing their doom.

[@kevinbarry1764]

+Grave Protocol ahhhh yes, I've heard legendary stories of this mythical MySpace place...

[@bink]

Some believe that the cultures Facebook and Soundcloud are actually partially comprised of the remaining inhabitants of MySpace before their culture was conquered and made obsolete. They were just assimilated into the dominant cultures through desperation and threat of social ostracization.

[@A2Z83]

up until a few years ago emos were still using it

[@Bartskol]

99% Patton was high! not sure about Maynard :>

[@MyGumShoe]

This is great!

[@OffhandDelivery]

Nice interview!

[@BattleOfNY]

Namedrop to Mike Patton and Josh Homme...nice

[@MrJagermeister]

1:17 was that Patton doing an Owen Wilson “wwoooooww”?

[@EdmundKempersDartboard]

3:32 Oh my god that beautiful look on maynard's face when patton mentioned coldplay. 😆

[@wolfovodin7193]

hope dies I wish I could get this video in a higher quality and screenshot that face, it was priceless lmao

[@dayron9802]

4:53 XDDDDDDDD

[@04dram04]

The feeling you get when the comments say 2007 is old, and it still feels like yesterday to you.

[@ricktherrien8235]

“I would never survive i would be doing heroine in my eyeball” I love Maynard!!

[@ahhwe-any7434]

This dude makes me feel normal :/... He seems waaaay super guarded! I get that he's a rockstar & sh. But some questions ppl are curious about, they could ask the next person too. When you try to get to know ppl & all. As in, you don't hafta be famous for ppl to be nosey. Bc I know i desperately wanted to be aware of his shoe size & the brands he wears. I wanted to know bc I wanted to dress up like him. He's my hero. No I didn't & no he's not. If ppl don't ask questions that doesn't make your physical or mental state be threatened, I wouldn't act so anal about sh. Besides, I think the more anal he is, I think the more ppl want to know. I don't get his persistent awkward, sarcasm, dodgeyness. I find it annoying. Is he ever staightforward, sincere? Like ever? Well, i guess he was alright here. Then again, I own no tool cds. My rants done now. I'll stop editing.

[@joepuls7191]

Heroin in the eyeball!

[@Qrowzzy]

It's even more funny because this was made for MySpace

[@catvid-1924]

Maynard takes everything he does seriously, but doesn't take himself too seriously. Rare, indeed.

[@Stimpylaus]

Spence, the little sweet Spence