top 10 Chinese person (Part 2)

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Күн бұрын

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@plutoonpluto
@plutoonpluto 2 жыл бұрын
my chinese teacher: "you should immerse yourself in the language in order to fully learn it. watch chinese videos and read chinese books and you'll learn much faster!" me: "of course! i love watching videos with chinese people speaking chinese! like movies and tv series!" the chinese movies and tv series in question:
@that-raccoon278
@that-raccoon278 2 жыл бұрын
Are you doctor yet?!
@22phatthetoxicgamer93
@22phatthetoxicgamer93 2 жыл бұрын
fact number 9 is a vietnam man not chinese
@Crashdummydudeguy
@Crashdummydudeguy 2 жыл бұрын
@@22phatthetoxicgamer93 Yeah well people like to assume things
@arrosin408
@arrosin408 2 жыл бұрын
@@22phatthetoxicgamer93 True, it sounds like Chinese but not.
@jostajonasen7139
@jostajonasen7139 2 жыл бұрын
the Internet of chinese not the best way to learn chinese,太复杂了
@agentfourr0401
@agentfourr0401 2 жыл бұрын
Number nine is actually Vietnamese, he is Trần Dần, the universe's supreme prophet, U.S president's supreme advisor
@溧水
@溧水 2 жыл бұрын
holy shit this is the first time ive heard his name thank you for this info
@chickenabuser5474
@chickenabuser5474 2 жыл бұрын
Number 3 is also not a Chinese , he is the twin brother of Dwayne Johnson( A very popular actor) . His name is The Rock . He is a professional wrestler.
@GustavomarDeCastro
@GustavomarDeCastro 2 жыл бұрын
Kaya pala pang thai accent niya😀👍
@moai5072
@moai5072 2 жыл бұрын
Đúng
@oggia5221
@oggia5221 2 жыл бұрын
phản động đấy
@proximus-x2o
@proximus-x2o 9 ай бұрын
elon musk: china can't copy my technology. china's response:
@brck03_08
@brck03_08 2 ай бұрын
China: 我对你来说是个笑话吗?
@mrbanana6464
@mrbanana6464 2 ай бұрын
China doesn't need to lmao their tech is way better
@proximus-x2o
@proximus-x2o 2 ай бұрын
@@mrbanana6464 it's just joke. actually reality says otherwise
@prexbit24
@prexbit24 Ай бұрын
@@proximus-x2o -100000 social credits
@ikaiko8612
@ikaiko8612 2 жыл бұрын
That last guy is the bravest man I've seen in a while
@おさるのショート
@おさるのショート 2 жыл бұрын
He is japanese
@ikaiko8612
@ikaiko8612 2 жыл бұрын
@@paciliaa Almost certainly
@casablanca5737
@casablanca5737 2 жыл бұрын
He's at Japanese halloween, was it China the guy would be not being anymore.
@NoName-bj7pj
@NoName-bj7pj 2 жыл бұрын
Sadly,he lost all his social credit
@ikaiko8612
@ikaiko8612 2 жыл бұрын
@@casablanca5737 oh ok that's a relief
@sebastiansalamanca6566
@sebastiansalamanca6566 2 жыл бұрын
A video that is supossed to be in english, that is been read in spanish and is about chinese people and includes japanese cosplays and a Vietnamese prhase. Pure gold
@marcushelius306
@marcushelius306 2 жыл бұрын
That's internationalism bro
@Sami-rw5or
@Sami-rw5or Жыл бұрын
spirit of globalisation 🙈
@riverselive_kdmz_8458
@riverselive_kdmz_8458 Жыл бұрын
@@marcushelius306 its fine tho asian gang 😂
@brucew5919
@brucew5919 Жыл бұрын
platinum
@perrolocoyt
@perrolocoyt Жыл бұрын
As someone who can speak english and spanish, this video is perfect for me.
@luckytrinh333
@luckytrinh333 8 ай бұрын
As a Vietnamese I can confirm number 9 is a chinese person 💯
@TuanAnhTran-kv4kf
@TuanAnhTran-kv4kf 4 ай бұрын
Thôi nào hai người bạn, không sao cả mà, hãy hoà bình nhé.
@hieuhocly
@hieuhocly 4 ай бұрын
:)))))
@poetsrear
@poetsrear 2 ай бұрын
As an european I can confirm I don't care as long as the fried noodles are good.
@RealNotOrrio
@RealNotOrrio 2 жыл бұрын
1:07 is so wholesome he is teaching his grand daughter how to sing the song
@jeggerjackkuchiki6792
@jeggerjackkuchiki6792 2 жыл бұрын
he's teaching her how to earn social credits
@natsuya2007
@natsuya2007 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeggerjackkuchiki6792 Chad reply
@scrambleegg1987
@scrambleegg1987 2 жыл бұрын
he has no testicles
@АртемКондратюк-р8з
@АртемКондратюк-р8з 2 жыл бұрын
this is part of opera
@wiii2316
@wiii2316 2 жыл бұрын
it's chinese opera
@floofisq
@floofisq 2 жыл бұрын
absolute masterpiece of a video, havent laughed this hard since 1875
@cameronspence4977
@cameronspence4977 2 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard since June 4, 1989
@pioxia777
@pioxia777 2 жыл бұрын
@@cameronspence4977 What a Specific Date for a Specific Event
@cameronspence4977
@cameronspence4977 2 жыл бұрын
@@pioxia777 Yes especially one that absolutely nothing happened on anywhere in Beijing
@pioxia777
@pioxia777 2 жыл бұрын
@@cameronspence4977 Nothing at all
@PMTojoHideki
@PMTojoHideki 2 жыл бұрын
@@cameronspence4977 Yeah, No massacre happened in Tiananmen Square, June 4 1989
@iamwho1038
@iamwho1038 Жыл бұрын
That John Xina representation gets me everytime 😂😂
@Greatest_of_all_time-x7j
@Greatest_of_all_time-x7j Жыл бұрын
Who is xina 😂😂😂are u illiterate
@phoenixj1299
@phoenixj1299 Жыл бұрын
It's Zhong Xina. Show some respect.
@wasthea
@wasthea Жыл бұрын
​@@phoenixj1299bro is *John Cena
@hunterhopps
@hunterhopps 10 ай бұрын
THE WOCK 🥶
@gdwwt8303
@gdwwt8303 2 жыл бұрын
as a chinese born and raised this is hilarioussss
@uw9608
@uw9608 2 жыл бұрын
你確定?
@シンシヤ-l4t
@シンシヤ-l4t 2 жыл бұрын
@@uw9608 是的
@lbieringer8265
@lbieringer8265 2 жыл бұрын
ayo how much minutes of ur monthly gaming time do have left ?
@tortipuspie6974
@tortipuspie6974 2 жыл бұрын
@@lbieringer8265 lmaooooooooo
@RedGear-b2v
@RedGear-b2v 2 жыл бұрын
​@@lbieringer8265 he can play as long as he wants, unless hes a elementary school squeaker who isnt even 18yo
@just_iliaaas4955
@just_iliaaas4955 Жыл бұрын
2:04 It is the most Beatiful thing i have ever heared and i could not agree more
@ПростойЧеловек-к8г
@ПростойЧеловек-к8г 10 ай бұрын
No it's actually the worstest song you hear in this video
@CA_786
@CA_786 9 ай бұрын
​@@ПростойЧеловек-к8г exactly
@Stareguy-s5c
@Stareguy-s5c 9 ай бұрын
actually lyrics is really sus
@prashantmishra9985
@prashantmishra9985 8 ай бұрын
What is the song name?
@Da-arctic
@Da-arctic 6 ай бұрын
@@ПростойЧеловек-к8гYou dont even know how to spell.. "worsest"
@Ate_Haruki
@Ate_Haruki 5 ай бұрын
1:57 Jing bong ding dong he's stone cold AYIEEEE!! 😭💀
@Reach_district
@Reach_district 2 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese, i really dont know what number 9 said but still laughted my ass off (guess it might be vietnamese or sth)
@vibe_brain
@vibe_brain 2 жыл бұрын
yeah its definitely Vietnamese
@ymt-yourmenutoday1021
@ymt-yourmenutoday1021 2 жыл бұрын
yes. He's a clown in Vietnam
@LadyHunter102
@LadyHunter102 2 жыл бұрын
He is Vietnamese and he is clownnnn XD
@tazu2986
@tazu2986 2 жыл бұрын
yea u right
@elmajoui8079
@elmajoui8079 2 жыл бұрын
yes lol
@abhinavmk6365
@abhinavmk6365 2 жыл бұрын
When the angry chinese man pointed a gun at the camera I died
@iHateGenZweebs
@iHateGenZweebs 2 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that my best friend is Vietnamese and I'm pretty sure that's not Chinese at all lmao
@abhinavmk6365
@abhinavmk6365 2 жыл бұрын
But same and funny nontheless
@abhinavmk6365
@abhinavmk6365 2 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna refer to him as the angry guy
@andrian-p7p
@andrian-p7p 2 жыл бұрын
that actually vietnamese, it's a viral meme in my country
@joebin3106
@joebin3106 2 жыл бұрын
@@iHateGenZweebs 🥶 what the difference 🥶
@Pixy335
@Pixy335 Жыл бұрын
The guy with a Deagle for sure persuaded me to whatever he was saying.
@joaoxina7999
@joaoxina7999 2 жыл бұрын
3:11 I'm honored to be the top 1 chinese people of the world.
@alexwang133
@alexwang133 2 жыл бұрын
hhhhh毛泽东发型
@王永基
@王永基 2 жыл бұрын
你这是违法行为,走,跟我去自首!!!!!!!!!!
@Alena_Halo8723.
@Alena_Halo8723. 2 жыл бұрын
Stop insulting China
@BastianLindorfer
@BastianLindorfer Жыл бұрын
ewnlos
@xiaochaoma8880
@xiaochaoma8880 Жыл бұрын
@@Alena_Halo8723. stop 玻璃心
@merl1nos
@merl1nos 2 жыл бұрын
0:10 I love how he randomly hurts himself before going absolute beast mode on the watermelon.
@LunaZacianZama
@LunaZacianZama Жыл бұрын
As a person who is raised in China, number one hits kind of hard.
@罗凯-p7y
@罗凯-p7y Жыл бұрын
最后一个什么意思没看懂
@daidaidaniuniu
@daidaidaniuniu Жыл бұрын
​@@罗凯-p7y忠喜娜,赵喜娜的🐱改版,
@George__-yz4ny
@George__-yz4ny 8 ай бұрын
wait is how you using youtube?
@azerko123
@azerko123 4 ай бұрын
@@罗凯-p7y kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZuxoYWYg8mFbac he was dictator and emperor in china...¸worse than adolf H... you know what i mean ?
@al-qurashi7277
@al-qurashi7277 2 жыл бұрын
1:07 He used 5 years of his life to sing this Respect
@won4151
@won4151 2 жыл бұрын
1:12 bro that's unbelievable his lungs must be stronger than eminem's maintaining that much low pitch sound. Holly molly he's unbelievable
@wiii2316
@wiii2316 2 жыл бұрын
it's chinese opera
@BVLTIC_PORTER
@BVLTIC_PORTER 2 жыл бұрын
But it's high pitch sound?..
@rishi_rizzzz
@rishi_rizzzz 2 жыл бұрын
@@wiii2316 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wellno9
@wellno9 2 жыл бұрын
You seem to know nothing about singing and music 😂
@won4151
@won4151 2 жыл бұрын
@@wellno9 yeah you're singer yourself right??
@ShubhamSingh-xs6ei
@ShubhamSingh-xs6ei 11 ай бұрын
0:07 Asian parents cussing at their children be like.
@xdgmx
@xdgmx 2 күн бұрын
HAHa
@natsuya2007
@natsuya2007 2 жыл бұрын
That old man gained 1b social credits so easily! What a legend!🙏
@松珈民
@松珈民 2 жыл бұрын
u mean that old man singing opera? that's simply a piece of peking opera or sth. but not related to politics anyway
@natsuya2007
@natsuya2007 2 жыл бұрын
@@松珈民 😹😹
@ЮрийГуменюк-ь2ж
@ЮрийГуменюк-ь2ж Жыл бұрын
I saw in 1st place sticky fingers Cosplayer from jjba
@sager8692
@sager8692 2 жыл бұрын
As an authentic Chinese person from Beijing, I approve of this video!
@deadsoldiertr
@deadsoldiertr 2 жыл бұрын
From the lower Beijing?
@吳以愛-y6d
@吳以愛-y6d 2 жыл бұрын
you shall not
@Abner-m3s
@Abner-m3s 2 жыл бұрын
@@deadsoldiertr whats that mean?
@deadsoldiertr
@deadsoldiertr 2 жыл бұрын
@@Abner-m3s I don't know if it's true but I heard from Steven He's videos that Beijing has upper and lower part. Upper has the rich people and lower part has people with poor conditions. If you're from lower Beijing you can go to school while climbing a mountain with one foot while your other foot starting a business.
@Abner-m3s
@Abner-m3s 2 жыл бұрын
​@@deadsoldiertr wtf...since iam Chinese i can tell u that was literally nosense, but if u are talking about uneven wealth ,that was basically everywhere. as for the climbing stuff,which only exists in a few remote villages, at least not in the"lower beijing"....
@Officer_H3nry
@Officer_H3nry Жыл бұрын
0:29 I know this man, he's pretty famous for memes and he lives in my country ( Tran Dan ). In Vietnamese he had some kind of names kinda funny ( ĐỆ NHẤT QUỐC SƯ HOA KỲ TRẦN DÂN ) ( NHÀ TIÊN TRI VŨ TRỤ TRẦN DẦN )
@blisk-ms5x
@blisk-ms5x 2 жыл бұрын
That guy eating watermelon had me burst out laughing
@andiara5444
@andiara5444 Жыл бұрын
I want to eat watermelon in one second as a Snack, and a challenge, I want to get 100 thousand likes! Because of this
@OptimaOrbit894
@OptimaOrbit894 Жыл бұрын
Same🤣🤣🤣
@blisk-ms5x
@blisk-ms5x Жыл бұрын
I like the fact that I haven’t asked likes and I got 93 and u asked for and u got like 0
@之臣张
@之臣张 2 жыл бұрын
1:07 His songs are actually very good
@101mooodi
@101mooodi 2 жыл бұрын
girl seems unhappy tho
@craftah
@craftah 2 жыл бұрын
@@101mooodi who cares bout her
@billweng9183
@billweng9183 2 жыл бұрын
@@craftah lmao
@chrisoctolyne5244
@chrisoctolyne5244 Жыл бұрын
@@101mooodi She probably didn't want to learn the song😅
@catbagu1554
@catbagu1554 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha, as a Chinese, I have seen most of the videos, very funny classic videos
@darcyzhang4739
@darcyzhang4739 2 жыл бұрын
1:07 that is actually good Chinese opera singing
@YourFatherishereSon
@YourFatherishereSon 2 жыл бұрын
that angry old man is Vietnamese not Chinese
@cleanse.your.mind1
@cleanse.your.mind1 2 жыл бұрын
Vietnam is nit a country!!(+69420 social credit)
@huuhoanpham7680
@huuhoanpham7680 2 жыл бұрын
3 que thì gọi là trung quốc cũng ko sao. Trần dần cũng đâu còn quốc tịch Việt
@Ngvkn
@Ngvkn 2 жыл бұрын
@@cleanse.your.mind1 lmao what did u say? Vietnam is NOT A COUNTRY ???
@dinhnhatdo2126
@dinhnhatdo2126 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ngvkn he jokes abt a chinese will be increased his social credit if he shout out "Vietnam is not a country, that's a china territory"
@-PhamGiaHuy--xf1ds
@-PhamGiaHuy--xf1ds 2 жыл бұрын
@@cleanse.your.mind1 hey what do u mean
@zhongXina69420
@zhongXina69420 Жыл бұрын
As a Chinese person, I can confirm that this is Chinese.
@quien_soy0
@quien_soy0 2 жыл бұрын
Chinesse elon musk got me 💀💀
@DenisTheAnimator
@DenisTheAnimator 10 ай бұрын
more like yelong musk
@asenisdigital
@asenisdigital 2 жыл бұрын
2:03 is the Chinese version of Rick roll
@100m_Real
@100m_Real Жыл бұрын
imagine searching up “ASMR Chinese food mukbang eating show“ and you see this 0:09
@Namelessz
@Namelessz 2 жыл бұрын
al fin un vídeo de calidad para aprender Chinese 👏
@千-z1v9n
@千-z1v9n Жыл бұрын
no,don’t do that in this video 😂😂
@Namelessz
@Namelessz Жыл бұрын
@@千-z1v9n ok ☹
@zhanhaohe1330
@zhanhaohe1330 Жыл бұрын
If you learn Chinese in this kind of video, then when you communicate with Chinese people, the other party will only think you are a disabled person with low IQ and have sympathy for you🤣
@oscara1573
@oscara1573 9 ай бұрын
número novecientos noventa y nueve mil novecientos noventa y nueve
@thealyssonramon216
@thealyssonramon216 2 жыл бұрын
3:06 - 10000 of your Social Credit Yours sincerely Mr Xi Jinping
@eltiospike7672
@eltiospike7672 Жыл бұрын
*A new the walking dead character gets introduced* The character after a few episodes: 0:14
@frumy7745
@frumy7745 2 жыл бұрын
2:04 bruh it looks like theyve all been held at gunpoint while making this song lmao
@danieleliseomedinamejia4616
@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 2 жыл бұрын
Do You know the name of the song?
@wtz_under
@wtz_under 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 现打斑鸠现钳毛 Yesterday I already discovered it’s title. Do note that this actually doesn’t sound mandarin at all lol
@danieleliseomedinamejia4616
@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 2 жыл бұрын
@@wtz_under i cant copy lol
@wtz_under
@wtz_under 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 ok I’ll send u da link
@wtz_under
@wtz_under 2 жыл бұрын
@@danieleliseomedinamejia4616 kzbin.info/www/bejne/apDSZWp9qJt3h5I
@delta8402
@delta8402 2 жыл бұрын
As an alien, I feel much better after watching this video. It feels exactly the same as those arts in our society.
@ivanzhang4869
@ivanzhang4869 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@CAPTAINCHRISHD
@CAPTAINCHRISHD Жыл бұрын
lmao
@CAPTAINCHRISHD
@CAPTAINCHRISHD Жыл бұрын
Is Lmao a chinese person?
@yaohuizhang8393
@yaohuizhang8393 Жыл бұрын
我们中国互联网是这么抽象的
@lixinghuo
@lixinghuo Жыл бұрын
@@CAPTAINCHRISHDLmao?who is he?
@aiden1581
@aiden1581 Жыл бұрын
as a Chinese I don’t feel any mad I think it actually funny tho😂
@zanist3113
@zanist3113 2 жыл бұрын
Bro that's not angry Chinese man It's angry Vietnamese man and it's a meme in Vietnam too
@jaaz4545
@jaaz4545 2 жыл бұрын
Squewe with only the dankest most spicy memes. Whitepilled and based. Subscribed.
@squewe
@squewe 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks man i appreciate it
@Titanic-1h
@Titanic-1h 9 ай бұрын
Why is the second one so funny stop them dumb. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum Yum.
@amongaflareon8877
@amongaflareon8877 2 жыл бұрын
0:58 Is no one going to about how adorable the kitten is?
@VeneficaDelirium
@VeneficaDelirium 2 жыл бұрын
No.
@daedubeolre
@daedubeolre 2 жыл бұрын
I'm addicted to this series
@brck03_08
@brck03_08 2 ай бұрын
here after Chinese F1 driver Zhou Guanyu pulled off a better drive at the Chinese GP
@meyranurhurcan4503
@meyranurhurcan4503 2 жыл бұрын
1:00 look at that scared kitten 😿
@GooseOfBelarus
@GooseOfBelarus 2 жыл бұрын
2:51 I randomly looked at the lyrics and it translated to “Piss and drink it as water” I was utterly bamboozled
@mustachecashstash410
@mustachecashstash410 2 жыл бұрын
You know what the song is called?
@TheStoicNinja
@TheStoicNinja 2 ай бұрын
There's no way more than 4 adults or 3 with a tripod actually thought that song was good enough to show to anyone else, ever
@mss5460
@mss5460 2 жыл бұрын
That watermelon guy can solve our waste storage problem.
@smchni
@smchni 2 жыл бұрын
0:13 Minecraft eating be like:
@xdgmx
@xdgmx 2 күн бұрын
🤣🤣
@ThamYikHungDestinTgps
@ThamYikHungDestinTgps Жыл бұрын
As a chinese I actually dont find this offending I find this hilarious
@Mark-mooncake
@Mark-mooncake 11 ай бұрын
Are you serious? These videos are from how many years ago, the last one is our president, These bloggers are distorting right and wrong and stigmatizing our country,How the f**k can you smile
@Space-Poes
@Space-Poes 2 жыл бұрын
Rip my social credit score when I go to china
@dylanwang3452
@dylanwang3452 2 жыл бұрын
The man who yells at the cat is actually an old man pretending to be a gangster to scare bad guys for someone who owes the company
@Khanh1200
@Khanh1200 11 ай бұрын
The 9th one is actually Vietnamese, he's speaking Vietnamese. I was born in Vietnam so I know him. He's Trần Dần (Trần Tiger). U.S. old president advisor.
@thunder3678
@thunder3678 2 жыл бұрын
Man your content is insane 😂😂😂
@appalacha7278
@appalacha7278 2 жыл бұрын
Youre
@appalacha7278
@appalacha7278 2 жыл бұрын
@: keywest kitten : toure
@occukultalahti
@occukultalahti 2 жыл бұрын
@@appalacha7278 *thus
@appalacha7278
@appalacha7278 2 жыл бұрын
@@occukultalahti no
@faithfulfilo7994
@faithfulfilo7994 2 жыл бұрын
With number 8 I was just thinking about how context matters and then the damn scared dog with the chitter chatter noise... it gets me everytime 😂
@sourpickle9097
@sourpickle9097 Жыл бұрын
Calling Tran Dan a Chinese man somehow relieves me as a Vietnamese
@cecilytong487
@cecilytong487 2 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese people,I truly sure these are the top 10 Chinese people
@HandheldHandle
@HandheldHandle 2 жыл бұрын
Number 2 is one of best songs I listened in a while
@NICK33188
@NICK33188 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone know the name of it, just laughing so hard listening to it
@1uy1n123
@1uy1n123 2 жыл бұрын
@@NICK33188 两个婆娘一个郎a chinese southwestern folk song😋😋😋
@tranhoangquan-Shadeez
@tranhoangquan-Shadeez Жыл бұрын
That Angry "Chinese" Guy is actually a former citizen of the Republic of Vietnam lmfao.
@goldendiana986
@goldendiana986 6 ай бұрын
And he is U.S. president's supreme advisor lmao.
@imperial8815
@imperial8815 2 жыл бұрын
1:44 chinese elon musk
@milikaerica
@milikaerica Жыл бұрын
你好,我是瓷器人❤❤❤i 喜欢这哥 视频❤❤ 他非常棒👍👍👍
@lukestephenson1921
@lukestephenson1921 2 жыл бұрын
What a funny video haven't laughed this hard since 1984.
@mizumo1988
@mizumo1988 2 жыл бұрын
we actually have a name "abstract" for this genre of short video memes, such as "once upon a time in shenyang avenue", that's the brightest gem of abstract art
@gatsby3476
@gatsby3476 2 жыл бұрын
来,小亮,给他整个活!
@larryho7592
@larryho7592 2 жыл бұрын
funny clip bro :))) but you made a mistake at the angry Chinese man (0:25). That old man is actually Vietnamese
@NhatMinh-bg8lg
@NhatMinh-bg8lg 2 жыл бұрын
+1 cho bro
@themovie5055
@themovie5055 2 жыл бұрын
+1 đv
@pns7469
@pns7469 2 жыл бұрын
𝕾𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍 𝖛𝖎𝖊𝖙𝖓𝖆𝖒 =)
@larryho7592
@larryho7592 2 жыл бұрын
@@pns7469 VNCO :))
@Toàn-l1f
@Toàn-l1f 2 жыл бұрын
Yess
@kupomomo1712
@kupomomo1712 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot to special mention the “shh, this is library” guy
@quickestscoped7603
@quickestscoped7603 8 ай бұрын
notice how both this and the "chinese songs" video the text to speech talks much faster, like it's worried about something especially on numero uno
@jeetknowschess
@jeetknowschess 3 ай бұрын
that watermelon didn’t stand a chance
@toomaz24
@toomaz24 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 had me dying xD
@M1551NGN0
@M1551NGN0 Жыл бұрын
0:13 so that's where they got the Minecraft food eating/ potion drinking sound?
@zym3148
@zym3148 2 жыл бұрын
2:30云南山歌
@EpicBanana1560
@EpicBanana1560 2 жыл бұрын
i thought that was just a modern song now i know its a yun an folk song
@EpicBanana1560
@EpicBanana1560 2 жыл бұрын
thanks
@周骏-d2n
@周骏-d2n 4 ай бұрын
不忍直视
@YouStupidNegaBruh
@YouStupidNegaBruh 3 ай бұрын
chigga
@ex.sol_beats
@ex.sol_beats Жыл бұрын
As a watermelon, I can confirm the tenth one is worth the first place in the scariest jumpscares
@ttgmfidhnhduiej7722
@ttgmfidhnhduiej7722 Жыл бұрын
I was really vibing at the number 2
@vladimirlenin4464
@vladimirlenin4464 Жыл бұрын
0:25 I just love how this guy isn't even chinese
@tranthachcaotancuu154
@tranthachcaotancuu154 8 ай бұрын
He is vietnamese
@kushaltandekar8650
@kushaltandekar8650 Жыл бұрын
As an new born baby I can say this is 100% true
@thedeadbachelor
@thedeadbachelor Жыл бұрын
i can feel the social credits flowing through my veins
@gouravdas493
@gouravdas493 2 жыл бұрын
Usa :china can't copy Tesla China :😂 😂
@mario_aks2406
@mario_aks2406 Жыл бұрын
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , got to move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
@BL-X-44BG6-8KL_ALP-9
@BL-X-44BG6-8KL_ALP-9 Жыл бұрын
Bacon
@Emukasa.is.REAL_39
@Emukasa.is.REAL_39 Жыл бұрын
2:24 what song is this😂? I wanna use it in memes😂
@Botorabasyonkalumabag
@Botorabasyonkalumabag 2 ай бұрын
0:53 number whatt😭😭☠️
@alexredfield1943
@alexredfield1943 2 ай бұрын
4423, learn spanish
@beasthunter4003
@beasthunter4003 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@minhangtuan449
@minhangtuan449 Ай бұрын
0:25 he is not Chinese, he is not Vietnamese, he is a traitor
@at-dk4xl
@at-dk4xl Ай бұрын
😂
@ElRodriPR
@ElRodriPR Жыл бұрын
3:11 xiànzài wô yôu BING CHILLING, wô hên xîhuān BING CHILLING 😂
@pikotella
@pikotella Жыл бұрын
Poor kid got forced to sing ching chen hanji with her grandpa💀
@chokhoongshengmoe8767
@chokhoongshengmoe8767 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Chinese people but I can't understand the second one 😂😂😂
@nguyenthiyen1687
@nguyenthiyen1687 Жыл бұрын
The second is Vietnamese and i am Vietnamese
@mamardaisbackyall25
@mamardaisbackyall25 5 ай бұрын
0:51 Got me Rolling in Technical University Metro😂
@michaeldd8948
@michaeldd8948 2 жыл бұрын
I like how the angry chinese guy speak perfect Vietnamese
@cleansinger1874
@cleansinger1874 2 жыл бұрын
he not chinese
@michaeldd8948
@michaeldd8948 2 жыл бұрын
@@cleansinger1874 the fact that I understand 100% of what he said and he spoke Vietnamese shows that I’m aware he is not Chinese
@youcanthandlethetruth5638
@youcanthandlethetruth5638 2 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldd8948 you are funny
@michaeldd8948
@michaeldd8948 2 жыл бұрын
@@youcanthandlethetruth5638 I'm afraid to say "thank you". Is this sacrasm?
@MTD_Doge
@MTD_Doge 2 жыл бұрын
非常令人印象深刻,我喜歡它,這是我見過的最好的幽默
@msch_1145
@msch_1145 Жыл бұрын
看KZbin的时候感受到了家的味道😭😭😭😭
@based344
@based344 2 жыл бұрын
2:03 I dance in my room 🕺💃🕺💃
@piyush5726
@piyush5726 Жыл бұрын
As an indian we love chienese as much we love Pakistani
@-divinetragedy
@-divinetragedy Жыл бұрын
based
@imabudgiewithwingsss3230
@imabudgiewithwingsss3230 8 ай бұрын
Number 9 is when you skip your chinese duolingo lesson.
@jk-vz2qx
@jk-vz2qx 2 жыл бұрын
This is what i watch at 3:30 am when i am alone lol
@adeelin776
@adeelin776 Жыл бұрын
Nobody will try to rob you while you are watching this thats for sure
@CAPTAIN_TERMINOTERROR
@CAPTAIN_TERMINOTERROR Жыл бұрын
03:02 This was actually Japanese because there was a JoJo reference! A guy was disguised as Sticky Fingers and a girl was disguised as Trish Una!😂😂😂🤯
@kenniedemarco
@kenniedemarco 2 жыл бұрын
HOW DO YOU MAKE THAT ACCENT
@kenniedemarco
@kenniedemarco 2 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Adonis lol
@beckham4298
@beckham4298 Жыл бұрын
Respect for the last guy😂
@Ikeepbugs
@Ikeepbugs Жыл бұрын
bros social credit score was reduced to zero then😂
@neersoft
@neersoft 2 жыл бұрын
please make one for indian people
@PopeAbibe
@PopeAbibe 2 жыл бұрын
1:31 chinese Elon Musk confirmed
@CurtisRecords
@CurtisRecords 2 жыл бұрын
elon musk chinese version (verified✅)
@GiGa_D_Shanks
@GiGa_D_Shanks Жыл бұрын
Angry Chinese man:TAO CÓ SÚNG ĐÂY NÈ
@noobzedscare971
@noobzedscare971 2 жыл бұрын
Number 9 His name is trần dần and he not from china
@hawelnguyenryker4870
@hawelnguyenryker4870 2 жыл бұрын
đrui
@Honeline04
@Honeline04 2 жыл бұрын
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