(TOP 10 CRYPTO) $2.5 MILLION for Black Charity... Down the TOILET?

[@williamsmithington3157]

Imagine ignoring an offer for $2.5mil and trying to justify that in your head and to your crew around you lmaoooo

[@jeffersonquadro1204]

Imagine having two healthy homonculus's that you named the Sam hasbullahs

[@zm1786]

I would fight mike tyson, Kabib and tyson fury at the same time for 2.5m

[@evanlosh7120]

Sam Hyde should fight someone more on his level, like David Rubin

[@ZeranZeran]

and he will. Hasan is a coward. Hasan is literally a Turkish born and raised, Propaganda spreading talking point for whoever pays him the most. he used to work for The Young Turks (The news agency, which, in it's very name mocks the genocide of the Armenian people) - He does whatever he's paid to do. He has no original thoughts or opinions. He's been trained well by the JIDF.

[@ZeranZeran]

@@jeffersonquadro1204 His name actually translates to "Crying Fighter" in arabic. "They cry out in pain as they strike you" - which by the way, I want to see sam use this tactic. After every solid hit, just scream in agony for all the J's out there. This one's for them. This one is personal.

[@guyperfect9198]

Mission objective: Escape Sammy’s playpen with your life.

[@dylanstandingalone]

Optional: solve Charles's riddle of woe

[@johnyoutube4073]

@@dylanstandingalone Optional 2: financially recover from a visit to Nick's car dealership

[@Luke_Segovia]

First boss: Georgio

[@WPaKFamily]

@@dylanstandingalone Charles'*

[@Spazticspaz]

@@WPaKFamily Charls' *

[@miketrago4561]

They always talk about punching nazis but then the opportunity presents itself and they call the cops

[@davidabest7195]

It's almost as if they're all talk and not man enough to follow through with anything they talk about because they're all cowards...

[@JrIcify]

@@rickym6301 I bet if it was $1M to not punch a nazi he'd take it

[@nilktots6380]

disband the police btw lmfao

[@aegyobot1923]

they only punched spencer when he was in the middle of talking

[@cirkleobserver3217]

“Defund the police” except when someone shanks you out of nowhere. But it will be too late! :3

[@DontWalkRUN]

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

[@DontWalkRUN]

@@rickym6301 I don't really cover stuff like that on my channel, but I did tweet about it, so...

[@gouf_respecter4881]

I didn't know don't walk run was this keyed in 😳

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

@@gouf_respecter4881 I wonder a lot. *a lot*

[@RoxorTehCoxor]

@@DontWalkRUN are you a Groyper?

[@Liquid_Mike]

@Don't Walk, Run! Productions after seeing you here, I'm gonna have to watch even more of your videos

[@bagpipesnbread]

This would be the most insane moment of youtube boxing if it actually went down

[@Women_Rock]

Honestly not even antagonizing Hasan, but why wouldn’t he just take a knockout or at least get a A+ trainer to KO Sam. I love SH but like if Hasan just put a modicum or effort into training he’d have a good chance to at least have a chance in a fight.

[@EyePatchGuy88]

@@Women_Rock - lol no.

[@declanwhat]

@@Women_Rock yummy mode coming

[@vulpesinculta3238]

@@Women_Rock Sam Hyde is a meat mountain powered by sheer r-word strength.

[@chubbs_malone7268]

Sam would be at an unfair advantage because he shows up oxygen deprived and pre-tarded

[@mmgr2k196]

An unbeatable high score is being set for total time a blacklisted individual has received zero acknowledgment from the main stream.

[@questioneverything4722]

Adult Swim H3 Fantano Rogan Jocko Hasan this time, The World.

[@squfucs]

they prefer the term person of colorlisted individual

[@DiscernedEyes]

He’s ducking cause he’s totally scared, he can’t just ignore this. Keep hounding till he can’t ignore it

[@nicnotnick]

Everyone try to get the attention of content creators who would cover this. If people like memeology, thequartering, etc. made videos on it, it would definitely put pressure on hasan to acknowledge it.

[@Alex_1400]

@@nicnotnick Spam their comment sections

[@MrFredstt]

@@nicnotnick Spam them about it

[@Syko1985]

I would be terrified of Sam too, but id still fight him for $2.5 million

[@shrimpwithdrip3222]

Hasan has literally zero reason not to fight him, it’s ridiculous

[@Blasteroid47]

Zero reasons not to fight him except preserving his own life

[@feelsbadman2021]

hasan doesnt want to become another one of sam hyde's victims

[@GayvonFartin]

idk fear of irreparable brain damage and public humiliation seems like good reasons

[@rogermcdougall1166]

Zero reason except 2.5 million dollars ??

[@gickygackers]

his mind going like biden

[@lacanian_lifter]

“Imagine having Nick as your ringside coach in a fight of this magnitude”

[@davidabest7195]

Id pay good money to have Nick be my coach for literally anything

[@Luke_Segovia]

This sounds like a world peace skit

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

Homie would whip out the car sales fight metaphors at the corner in between rounds

[@TravisWiley1983]

"Ah geez dude"

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Lord please let it happen.

[@baron_von_brunk]

Why do you even need to train to fight him? Just whip out a can of Raid.

[@spicygal8564]

HAHAHA

[@punishedpepe1208]

Roaches mad!

[@ImkokraChan]

@@blackieblack Europe is turkey more like

[@Nutticus]

Based Julius as per usual

[@baron_von_brunk]

@@Nutticus The Baron abides.

[@whilwheaton]

as an extra incentive you should set a date and tell hasan that if he doesn't agree to fight by the date you'll automatically get all the money and donate it to the klan.

[@psilocybin1491]

Kek

[@gottadomor7438]

Kek Klan Kan.

[@luesick5145]

idk about that

[@Llamaifunny]

Dont give it to them! Give it to a real active organization like Blood and Honour or Combat 18

[@stztrt9288]

@@Llamaifunny Or the Northwest front! We need some funding too!

[@wite26]

Holy shit that wallet actually has two million dollars in it LOOL, hasan is SWEATING like a turkish semi mechanic, cannot believe he's ignoring this

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Will Hasan's Sephardi heritage kick in for the dosh or will the fear of having to face Sam Hyde overwhelm any desire to earn easy money for the sake of his continued existence?

[@FlaminJoker666]

@@EyePatchGuy88 Fucking kek.

[@OtoyaYamaguchi777]

He knows after Sammy knocks him out the fight won't end, police, swat, national guard, nobody will be able to pry Sam off him.

[@joeblow2286]

It’s a self defense situation.

[@nicolestanley5825]

This Sam Hyde guy seems pretty violent/dangerous, he keeps getting angrier and angrier the longer he goes without fighting. Someone better get in the ring with this man before he commits some kind of unfortunate accident.

[@TannuWannu]

jilted exlover/human trafficee? don't worry, Sam will make all the wrongs; right. with his hairy meathammers. and fists.

[@ddqwf]

Before hes forced to defend himself

[@animuslite8809]

My mans out here with long hair and a trans flag painted on his face

[@kensyoutube7889]

You should offer to allow Vaush to help him in the fight like either a tag team handicap or a straight up 2v1 no ring outs.

[@Whitepillednazarene]

Vaush vs Fuentes on the undercard

[@thedude4232]

Vaush vs his t level

[@straight_outta_jail]

vaush would die from a heart attack by climbing into the ring, what are you talking about?

[@Invicta556]

Ok we might need defibrillators on standby and possible soy replen aswell, its only fair because im pretty sure the Geneva Suggestion may be violated with Sam's power and training.

[@straight_outta_jail]

@@MWGui reminds me of the fight between based uncle mel aka mad max and masterblaster (vaush on top of the ogre) in 'beyond the thunderdome'

[@HieronymousLex]

All jokes aside, Hassan’s not going to fight Sam. He won’t want to “give him a platform”. He’s a coward, are we surprised? Thousands of fans would start watching Sam instead, that’s why he won’t do it.

[@phylazen5649]

yeah, this is very true. i wish he'd have challenged ethan klein instead, he'd do it and hire him immediately afterwards LOL

[@joeg6452]

I’m a deranged lunatic Sam Hyde fan and if Hasan doesn’t accept the fight I might just go nuts!

[@thezoomteamissupakoo]

I might go a lil KOOKY

[@weazels]

I might get myself into a self defence situation!

[@collinrikard5349]

I might be forced to defend myself outside his bedroom window.

[@rgc9184]

I will personally add another million to this! I love supporting a good cause. I’m covering the ring with real cash and the children’s center will get state of the art, official BOXING BLOOD BILLS

[@Alex80000]

Are you back on Twitter RGC?

[@avalon1393]

yoo is that the real RGC?

[@denal132]

Holy shit its RealGoodComics

[@xonus1487]

Holy shit its RGC

[@seatoad951]

Yooo its da RGC

[@detectivebloor4011]

I heard Hassan has been too scared to leave that brothel ever since the challenge dropped

[@kenyajoanna4117]

I know what Sam needs to do to get Hasan to fight him is to tell him that they can paint each others nails after the fight and he would be all in. Maybe give that dude a slumber party, I bet he'd love that shit.

[@Nekrumorfiini1]

If Sam made the prize a propeller hat he'd probably jump right on it. Money's too complicated for him.

[@ghoul4748]

Whats wrong with slumber parties?

[@thebigeppy8916]

Hasan is writing up a “logical” comeback for a stream he does how it’s actually better to lose 2.5 mil from turning down the fight and have his followers donate 2.5

[@AntonioProla]

bro, i dont even NEED the money!😳 this is stupid guys come on

[@jammeycutie9161]

@@AntonioProla but those orphans do

[@straight_outta_jail]

ids da naaadseeeees!!!

[@theshoes7488]

@@AntonioProla “Fuck that guy, He’s a Nazi!”

[@fnln474]

Or he could just do both, right? And raise 5 mil? I’m supposed to trust this guy to redistribute wealth when he doesn’t even understand simple addition?

[@anymoose]

LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN BOYS

[@Gh0stdawg70]

Where do we go to push the issue

[@williemays2]

If I were Sam I would not fight Hasan -- for literally ten percent of what's in that wallet - you can hire a hitman on the dark web to do a confidential assassination. End goal obtained, and Sammy can keep 90% of the goods. Win Win

[@allan2665]

@@williemays2 If only you knew like none of those Hitmen are real.

[@nicknickson3650]

Training combat sports while listening to Scatman is a huge Chad move

[@ShatterNWO]

As a crypto holder, I would love for the crypto market to crash the day Hassan got the 2.5 million in crypto.

[@EyePatchGuy88]

The savings of many NEET's like myself dying just so we can laugh at Cenk's Nephew? Lol I'm in.

[@tehhotline4225]

The beautiful sweet sadness of it Someone ring Bogdanoff

[@stoic521]

Doomp eet!

[@tomjones8189]

The more he keeps tweeting and not acknowledging you the more funnier it gets because we know he's ignoring you

[@EyePatchGuy88]

Inb4 Hasan unironically uses the "Hah, jokes on you natzee, I was deliberately ignoring you lamo" retort.

[@LilCrackuser]

Hasan once tweeted "i salute the mossad for demolishing 3 towers" Give him a taste of freedom, Sammy

[@Luke_Segovia]

🤤

[@MrSh4des]

This fight should decide the future of humanity.

[@clintonleonard5187]

It will.

[@4561232000]

Glad he's on our side!

[@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate]

like KSI and Logan paul?

[@Smigsmacker]

I will throw down at least 25 more dollars so you can tell him the new prize money is 2,500,025

[@ty88]

make that 2,500,025.31

[@dislikebutton9571]

@@ty88 31 cents? ah jeez man i got these pills bro

[@zachzorlac9839]

i GOT 6 MiLLiON DOGECOiN iLL THROW iN

[@StopCopiesMes]

I got 5 on it

[@staywhite6332]

Kindly allow me to add the entire black populace to the bet. In fact, you can have them all, regardless of who wins. Somebody just come get them, please! Lolz

[@bosshog402]

I love how you’re listening to Eiffel 65, PlayStation is dope

[@Chillmvster]

@Void Vector bro that’s my favorite jam on Europepop

[@davids.816]

Playstation 2!

[@diltonx6066]

Play for the fun. Cause we got it going on..........

[@jorq69420]

Pressure is mounting. Is Sam REALLY not going to use that 2.5 million dollars? It could help him make Dark Skyes, I've been waiting for that game forever

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

I wish he would just hurry up and buy us an oil rig platform to…live on.

[@johnyoutube4073]

@@FirstFamilyCharger Outer Hell™, a FOB running on israeli blood money and war crimes

[@bernard4459]

It not his money it crypto Timmy's

[@lionheart6176]

With 2.5 million dollars he probably can make world Peace 2 and 3

[@ricknochefort4941]

That money would go to joyride universe which is their main focus as of now.

[@JBroughton2]

Sam would crush this Phoenician merchant

[@Barchettabro]

Trotsky calls out and challenges Sultan Abdul Hamid II (1907) (colorized)

[@soverythirsty8272]

I had to rewatch him working the bag so many times. Looks like he's scared of it

[@neckbeardo1233]

XD

[@nobody828]

2.5 million dollar self defense situation.

[@CriticalRenegade]

I think Hyde is secretly Crypto Timmy

[@4561232000]

Crypto Timmy can't give Sam any money because he already has it!

[@imaginationrabbit]

Yeh when he described the friend with crypto and said "I don't know how it works" after discussing crypto in detail on his podcast himself several times.... that was the tell haha

[@CriticalRenegade]

I have been contacted by my legal team to state that this was a joke...

[@UkraineJames2000]

I'd fight Sam for a Ham Sandwich. Non Kosher foods only.

[@CargoCommando]

holy shit this is a better series than World Piece.

[@Smigsmacker]

Its world peas artard, sam is heavily invested in peaproteins

[@CrazyLightsProductions]

Hasan fans patiently waiting for him to react to this because formulating their own thoughts and opinions gives their heads an ouchy 😢

[@LeetTrance]

anything goes, the second he accepts you've the right to mcnuke him from space. these are the rules of mortal kombat

[@brickofwar9727]

Yo it’s MR foyld

[@sKarr6988]

the roach's silence on this is deafening...

[@fatidicusaeternus6498]

Hasan must get vengeance for what Sam did to his friend Ethan!

[@davidabest7195]

Sam did to Ethan??? Ethan is the one who promised to raise crush500 prize money to crush5000 as an apology for ripping off hundreds and hundreds of hours worth of MDE material then backed out last minute forcing Sam to pay for the difference himself! Ethan betrayed Sammy! Never forget!

[@Jon96101]

@@davidabest7195 Is that true?

[@thenumbah1birdman]

@@Jon96101 it is something to that affect, yeah

[@sleepinertiac]

And now Ethan hides behind Sam Seder on everything. I think he mentions Seder in every episode of his shitty podcast since that one episode. "Hey guys, I embarrassed that dumb Crowder guy but I'm so cool because I'm smart enough to follow Sam Seder! Come on guys, please love me. I traded one Sam for a Seder Sam and wouldn't you believe it? The guy doesn't even pronounce Seder like the prayer ritual, he pronounces it like the wood! I'm just like him, guys."

[@zoomiecoomie9844]

Sam "Chris Benoit" Hyde

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

Sam “The Turk Terminator” Hyde

[@Yeorl]

"My straight friends" - that's a weird way of saying gay lovers

[@rivers118]

Imagine sam hyde working his way up the twitch streamer ladder, like a sort of anti-jake Paul just beating them all down one by one. Beatiful...

[@elliotsmith2345]

Hit up ✅.

[@jhelmut2624]

How does Hassan think he's going to overthrow the system when he can't even step up to Sammy?

[@elliotsmith2345]

.Hit up ✅..

[@Togglephonics]

Hasan you can do it. Sam’s arrogance is his weakness you just got to whack him during his taunt frames

[@earam88]

sam's arrogance? are you serious?

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

@earam88 it’s bait

[@zm1786]

@@earam88 yeah you got to wait for him to do his taunt animations and attack then .

[@epicfortnitekid8536]

@@earam88 bro said “taunt frames”

[@bitchfuckmeeee6873]

@@epicfortnitekid8536 He did say that I read it

[@daks5122]

Sam Hyde has unironically ascended past content creator-hood. This is some Based God Shit he's pulling. Big ups, my man.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

I just absolutely love Sam's Lair, the bright lights contrasting with the darkness, the swinging in the chair, gives me Max Headroom Vibes and fits Sam so well. Sam's a baby, and we are the toys in his play-pen

[@elliotsmith2345]

Hit up ✅.

[@Rrrakanishu]

$2.5 million dollars would by me like 200 Ford Freestyles, worth it.

[@NullFX]

It's well established lore that Sam "You Can Run But You Can't" Hyde is well prepared for any kind of self defense scenario

[@morefeedmoresneed8906]

Deluded Fanbase, wait no diluted fanbase, wait no dilated fanbase

[@nigerianprincewithaids]

Everyone knows that Francis Ngannou been ducking sam thats why sam has to fight influencers like Hassan

[@gickygackers]

that would get Sam on joe rogan

[@StopCopiesMes]

Absolute fact.

[@elephantman2112]

That's true. Haven't hearn Ngannou say Sam's name ONCE.

[@morningafternoonheadshot6741]

4:44- Love how you actually contorted your face into an, “N Face.” That was pretty impressive ngl.

[@plumplekoon]

You need to get Shaun Pike a 2.5 mil gift card to Claire's boutique if you want him come assert his alpha status over you

[@trahviztv7117]

My favorite thing is that there is a high pitch tone throughout the video using subconscious tones to get us on edge

[@crittercel]

Hydewar supporters, when you see Sam Hyde or any of the Hyde crew in public…. Throw the number one up with your hand to let them know we stand with them. Good people supporting good people. Hyde wars crew… put one fist in the air to acknowledge our support. Peace

[@Badvibesdude]

Scatman gets me ready for war, too.

[@sloafyhair]

Witnessing history right here. Your move, Hasan.

[@Palisade5810]

Why wont Shaun Piker Fight this Uighur gentleman to raise money to buy shoes for Uighur orphans.

[@elliotsmith2345]

Hit up ✅

[@chaun1115]

I hope Hasan puts Sam in a self-defense situation.

[@Luke_Segovia]

I want this to happen so badly, please get the Streetbeefs collab 👌😫

[@______638]

sam is a LEGEND. hasan is a system creation.

[@psilocosmo6918]

🤯

[@W_W-f8y]

Is the “sam gives life advice” era over yet

[@powercage]

Hope not. It's needed.

[@bauer5596]

@@powercage Sam's funny and gives good car advice but it about ends there, lol. You probably shouldn't be taking all of his advice 100% seriously.

[@graalcloud]

It was some good advice

[@W_W-f8y]

@@graalcloud it was alright yeah

[@powercage]

@@bauer5596 I find it very entertaining. Especially when he preemptively get mad at the audience for getting confused.

[@Zorro9129]

Sam has Hasan by the cajones, whatever happens it's gonna be great.

[@avengedx47]

Try to get the barstool guys after him - challenge him to a Rough n Rowdy fight.

[@thewholeworldblurred]

Sam should threaten to donate the money to KKK if he doesn't accept

[@mynameisntjeff9408]

based and brilliant

[@elliotsmith2345]

Hit up ✅

[@questioneverything4722]

I love it when Sam commences the ultra violence.

[@arronax3319]

Looking at this without a meme lens. It doesnt make sense for Hasan to respond. Sam clearly has a weight and experience advantage, and if Hasan loses he will walk away with nothing but some possible physical facial damage and bad publicity. He also has to dedicate a ton of time and attention to the whole thing.

[@iaiband]

Sam raises a good point. Why does no one call him out for a fight? They just shut down any mention of him. I hope one day a challenger brave enough will appear and it will be the showdown of the century.

[@Fudgaboutit]

This will never happen, but imagine if it did, and imagine Sam - and I'm not making a "he can't keep getting away with it" joke here - imagine Sam actually hurts him so bad he messes him up with a lasting injury forever? That would be fantastic, and Hasan wouldn't be able to sue

[@TruthBehindTheLies]

I can't believe he won't fight you

[@elliotsmith2345]

.Hit up ✅..

[@jakethesnake1503]

Sam "shakunetsu hadoken" Hyde

[@LEWTSPEC]

Sam with his 130k subs approaching Hassan's 3m subs: "See my old friend, I brought more soldiers than you."

[@jakethesnake1503]

Sam "yoga teleport" Hyde

[@jakethesnake1503]

Sam "rolling izuna drop" Hyde

[@thebristolbruiser]

Can we get Alex Jones vs Cenk on the card too? That would be epic.

[@cirkleobserver3217]

That would be amazing they have like the same physique, hippo fight.

[@Louis_H_]

Thank you Crypto Timmy!

[@mrsickwick]

In my heart I feel like we're so close, however my brain says there is no fucking way.

[@straight_outta_jail]

as disguisting as it sounds, look at it from hasans perspective. i know i wouldn't do that. shieeeet

[@JonVlogs123]

What kind of guy passes up on a non-professional fight worth two point-five million dollaroonis?

[@Thelopius]

You know when you are in deep REM sleep and you try and punch something, and your arms feel like they are not working.. thats the same as the hasan boxing video.

[@areallybigdwarf4560]

like sam is playing around with his feet and all but, those punches are coming out pretty sharp, the rotation of the arm, the shoulder, the flexing of the waist and chest at impact and even how he is all relaxed till the time of impact when he squezes everthing he has even if just a little, tells me that he trained or watched/read hajime no ippo.

[@Bleezers-fm8ue]

This is the arc weve all been waiting for. What a time to be alive

[@hedgefund1844]

2.5 million dollar extreme atheist challenge

[@floorijzerman]

sam is channeling the rapper Lil Bum

[@GuideZer0]

The sinister music in the background made Sam look like such a villain, it's hilarious.

[@TheSupremeSussy]

I’m so glad my Gumroad money is part of the prize pool. (:

[@deviousmudd]

I like to think mine is paying for a better trans to swap into his supra

[@jakesmithsonian388]

Gummy cummiez

[@Liquid_Mike]

I'm so happy to be alive

[@JohnDoe-ph6if]

2.5 million dollar extreme

[@titoslounge1946]

The only internet celebrity boxing match that I would care about.

[@xXJAKMACKXx]

Sam hyde hasn't lost his touch at all this is a golden saga HAHA

[@waylonsmythers7714]

Piker needs some confidence that he can at least defend himself during a fight. Sam needs to start limping in the next few sparring videos he makes

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Time to whip out the old neck brace again!

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

@@FirstFamilyCharger jeez dood

[@spdyspdy]

merry christmas happy new year lets do it like the british and canadians and get that boxing day

[@dannyboy5564]

We've heard of the atrocities that have happened in the past when Sam was put in to a self defense situation, but this is the first time we might be able to see it televised

[@elliotsmith2345]

Hit up ✅..

[@diet_dr.demoncore]

I've never even heard of this hassan dude before this and now I want this fight to happen

[@SadTown99]

Imagine the rage increase when Sam’s opponent walks into the ring wearing steam punk attire

[@ThatMans-anAnimal]

they don't remember what they ate for breakfast let alone what their dad's dad's dad went through, none of their dad's dads even met. Ever heard of the intergenerational transmission of knowledge? Yeah, they don't do that too well.

[@cirkleobserver3217]

I have no context for this comment but it’s very easy to guess the subject.

[@BIGSHOTJAMES]

sam hyde i am stealing the 100 years of memory bit for my standup routine and you're gonna have to pay to fight me

[@Joey-fq5rr]

mark my word- if this happens, this will change the tide of the culture war

[@danekrull7834]

SOUNDS LIKE A SELF DEFENSE SITUATION

[@alexusbratva878]

Hasan has the shoulders, triceps, and biceps, of a 30 yr old lou ferrigno, but he punches like a man who wears pre-teen girls' fake jewelry, and I know why. He doesn't want roughed up hands. He doesn't want bruised knuckles, broken rawed skin, a fighting man's hands. We want manicured, nailed polished, delicate hands, adorned with gaudy jewelry ...I knew ppl who didn't enlist because they had to shave their head, or enter marital arts because they might get cauliflower ear

[@jonathandt5715]

Wise man say "brave man dies once but a coward dies 1000 deaths"