Top 10 DUMBEST Inventions Of All Time

[@gorechamp9918]

That pizza scissors look good tho..

[@Top10Archive]

Gorechamp You're crazy.. (As I secretly add the pizza spatula to my Amazon cart)

[@0mrforce0]

Gorechamp But what if you get you're crispy king size pizza? wheres your god now eh?

[@ITZxenofire117]

Top10Archive its not a secret anymore.😂 loo

[@0mrforce0]

***** we all cant m8

[@DoktahArk]

Gorechamp Using a regular scissor. It's fast and easy

[@Maddison2nd]

I think the pizza scissors aren't that bad.....

[@pret0zituh]

Everything that's about pizza is good. 😂😂😂😂

[@asingularcheesepuff6383]

I've got some pizza scissors, they're great! (Especially since I can't cut a pizza any other way) 3:

[@jedibattlemasterkos]

Yea i HATE that stupid pizza wheel thing. I can never cut it as precisely as i want to. Smellovision is actually not a bad concept, it just probably wasnt introduced the right way.

[@asingularcheesepuff6383]

Kos Juludo I think smellovision was introduced too early

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

+Alaja Slaughter What the hell is wrong with you well never know?

[@purplebunz]

Jesus your voice is good, you should act an audio book

[@Top10Archive]

Purple Bunz Thanks!! Jim has actually done a few audio books, and currently working on some right now as well :)

[@thought2]

Use Top10Archive.net's link to Amazon.com to search for a book I narrated in June called "Whitewater: A Thriller" by William McGinnis.

[@smolbubs5553]

+Purple Bunz Nice profile pic, except it's not colorful enuff, learn from me. :3

[@mm31740]

truuuuue his voice is so smooth 😎

[@isomies4997]

+Stephen Wilson true

[@Cerberus804]

From 10-2 I was like "Yeah these are pretty dumb" but then 1 came and that just escalated in stupidity xD oh man I was laughing so hard.

[@holisticpsychologybyobrien]

Excellent implementation of sarcasm. When discussing such a topic, this, I feel, is obligatory.

[@irishdc9523]

So phone fingers are essentially mini condoms

[@dannygallegos1362]

Deaglan Cullen midget condoms if you will.

[@vengefulbeauty]

Deaglan Cullen We have those in resturants for when the cooks get cut. They are literally called finger condoms!

[@irishdc9523]

vengefulbeauty At least that's a more practical use than this.

[@aliaalbinali947]

My thoughts exactly

[@patsmusic8011]

Deaglan Cullen i'm glad i wasn't the only one who noticed

[@jerry_moo]

Your interpretation of sarcasm is awesome.

[@Top10Archive]

Matthew James haha, thanks! :D

[@jerry_moo]

Your welcome.

[@jerry_moo]

Says you.

[@Mrshadowman460]

On the motorized ice cream cone you missed the fact that eating te cone is half the fun

[@wolfyboy]

why isn't the "selfiestick" there? was this made BEFORE the selfiestick?

[@sik3xploit]

wolfy boy I'm hoping this "selfiestick" has something to do with photography and is not an "adult product"?

[@wolfyboy]

sik3xploit the selfie stick, is a "stick" which you attach your iphone to, and then you can take a full body selfie, WITHOUT asking somebody to take a picture!

[@cookiezillaevan]

Yes, it is 📷 / O/ /| | /\ /. \

sik3xploit you knever know ...

[@Pg--xq5bj]

cookiezillaevan Jordan...

[@paulswancey9060]

Who the fuck wants to eat ice cream with out eating the cone

[@alexandriablue7809]

I know right?

[@pretybombur9545]

+Ally G. And it's gonna kill me... Just like my tie

[@joeshmoe-i5f]

I don't like the cone

[@Alejandro-420]

+Ethan Ilsley Go fuck your self 🖕🏻

[@arturo8951]

+Alder Tollner why do you get mad because he doesn't like it?? It's his opinion and plus calm yourself down....spaz

[@JamesR624]

Okay, as a guy that yes, sucks, at getting decent slices out, the pizza scissors actually look like a good idea. Cutter and server all in one. Hey, it's not vastly better, but it's just enough to be helpful for less skilled or visually impaired people.

[@epoillaKory]

alot of these inventions were likely designed to help disabled ppl

[@MadSparrow]

I hate it when I can only watch a movie once because I can't rewind it. :\

[@willie6586]

"This patent came in the early 1920's before scientists knew the effects of... high speed impact on cement" 😂😂😂😂 that one had me in tears

[@Ragatokk]

I had no expectations to humans, then they manage to brake them... They made a DVD REWINDER!!!

[@joellewong8602]

I like the pizza scissors

[@vio6f4]

they are good too me.

[@ObeyTheAlien]

Same.

[@astrogh0st]

Same

[@sierra4303]

+Joelle Wong SAMEE

[@Schornforce]

My mom prefers them as she has a hard time getting the wheel cutter to cut very well. Ours doesn't have a spatula, though.

[@NellieBear84]

Can't get enough of the crappy ideas, but the real icing on the cake has to be the incredulous, yet sarcastic tone! The fact that his voice already sounds like it belongs on TV and/or radio is just the sprinkles on top of this hysterically entertaining cake.

[@AlwayzDope]

that tray would be nice for rollin up blunts or joints on.

[@privatenumber9672]

Diet water shouldn't be on this list. It is a miracle, I lost a ton of weight drinking diet water. It's simple I just replaced any drink with diet water, for breakfast have a bowl of cereal but replace the milk & cereal with diet water and then drink a bottle of diet water in place of lunch and dinner. I know diets are hard and you have to treat yourself sometimes so once or twice a week I would indulge in a cup or two of non diet (tap) water. So don't diss diet water it works!

[@privatenumber9672]

Oh and the "radiation" is no big deal, I only grew one extra butt cheek.

[@Tryingtofindacreativename]

Unknown Caller not sure if troll or just that gullible

[@rainbow771100]

Wut...

[@fjolliff6308]

Unknown Caller LOL! Hey, don't worry. I hear extra butt cheeks are the new style.

[@xfabulousgamingx3620]

Unknown Caller You're a little /too/ desperate to lose weight, bruh.

[@kornelcajka5320]

3:17 Those look like unoiled condoms.

[@manuelr6634]

condoms have lube in them , not oil .

[@kornelcajka5320]

Manuel R Sorry, im not familiar with my condom terminology. 3:17 Those look like non-lubed condoms.

[@sadraiju808]

they said "DVD REWINDER" i thought i was having a stroke

[@ducciboi]

Actually the pizza scissors are perfect for thin pizza like totino's pizza that are somewhat difficult to cut with a knife and you'll end up smearing the cheese off. Though you can just use regular scissors and that shit works.

[@redbaron1001]

Well as they mentioned, use a pizza cutter! I'd way less awkward

[@ducciboi]

redbaron1001 Pizza cutters are a pain in the ass to clean and I would have trouble actually cutting through those thin Totino's pizza. Scissors just seem more efficient for the very thin pizzas. Though I don't even eat that shit anyways since it tastes awful. Just defending the pizza scissors.

[@Morgwic]

+DUCCBOI Yeh, pizza scissors are good. The pizza cutter doesn't work well if you like your pizza crispy, the base is too hard for it to cut well. And fork & knife cause the toppings to stretch & move. In addition they damage the thing in which you cooked the pizza. At least if it's made of the same kind of metal, as the one that I have. Also, the wheel tray would be awesome. How can someone dislike that?

[@Reverend_Revenant]

You sir, have a great voice, one that I could see being in one of those 2 hour documentaries.

[@thought2]

+DeadDudeGaming Thanks!

[@JALegends]

+Jim Denison how much money do you get paid per video. Just curious

[@jewmarkiemark]

I love ur videos they are awesome :D

[@Top10Archive]

MarkyMark6830 Thanks!!

[@Top10Archive]

What do you think.. what is the dumbest invention you've ever seen before?

[@NeonZX4]

DVD Rewinder. Hmm..... maybe based on the Coriolis effect? Aimed at the people who live north of the equator, where everything spins counterclockwise? Put that on the box, and you're a genius! lol 😜

[@dannygallegos1362]

I could imagine me with a giant motorized ice cream cone just sitting there, stoned off my ass, with my tongue just sliding across the ice cream for hours.

[@chi643]

Oh my god the sarcasm kills me every time, its so funny xD. Nice job ;)

[@franklinfalco9069]

The steering wheel tray is extremely dangerous. If you get into an accident you could spill sloppy joe on your pants.

[@go_rizzo_grow]

As a carpenter #10 isn't a bad idea. 90% of the time my crew and I eat in our trucks/vans. So yes, it should exist.

[@A-Triple-A-Production]

C- Can I hire you? You have the voice of a commercial narrator.

[@dirkminecraft]

This guys voice so epic. He should be an voice actor for games

[@shreyas3531]

smell o'vision- helping you discover which stars farted on set!

[@heru-deshet359]

I gave everyone a DVD re-winder for Christmas this year.

I absolutely need one of those DVD rewinders! - A KZbin rewinder would be great as well!

[@deejaydaiel9181]

There s actually a site that if u watch youtube videos it will replay automaticly :) just search youtube rewinder of google

[@lewisweller3933]

You should be a movie trailer voice actor

[@Christopher0184]

The rotating ice cream cone could actually be good for those with arthritis or possibly even those who might have lost a few fingers in an accident or something.

[@aymankarroum4032]

Yeah I have something similar for my daughter because she's messy most times when eating ice cream

[@ooliveric]

the first one was for people who live in their cars

[@nopsterguy9714]

You forgot the selfie stick.

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

+Max B Nuke Selfie stick is way more helpful than you think got a group how would u fit them all in with your also they really fun to use ^-^

[@ke2]

+iiDaGamerGirlThat LuvsOreos But at the cost of your dignity

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

true..i guess ;/

[@metro03]

This is just seriously hilarious. These inventions put me to think that why is this even created.

[@zoppie]

The motorized ice cream cone belongs in the same category as the electric toothbrush, the electric knife, and the electric toilet paper dispenser. The steering wheel tray, tho, is actually convenient for folks who need to get stuff done while in their parked cars.

[@badtotheappendixx]

your videos are class lads, keep it up

[@madelinebryan8439]

I think the pizza scissors are a GREAT idea

[@CosmosProductions234]

Selfie sticks should be on this

[@MrNaposey]

I don't think you're eating pizza right if using a different cutting instrument takes "half the fun out of pizza."

[@mgelliott1]

DVD Rewinder can actually make sense. When you partially watch a DVD and stop it, it will re-start in the same location. If you stop a DVD 5 min in, go to the menu change some setting, and then select play to restart it, it will go back to where you were, not the beginning. Often times you must use the scene selector from the disc, or shut the the thing off completely to get it back to the beginning. Clearly a separate device is not needed for this, but the feature, "rewinding" a DVD, does have a need.

[@cookiezillaevan]

It's the device, not the DVD that stores the place take the 'saved' DVD and use it on another device.

[@bigspank5231]

People who are saying shit about Apple are mad because they can't afford them 😂😂😂

[@DraagoniiteGaming]

Why would they want to buy apple tech anyways? You could get waaaay better stuff for the same price.

[@Tagonns_Tech_Videos]

+Aaron Williams Where in the video was an Apple product minus the picture of the iPhone on the Phone Fingers nor did the creator of the video talk about Apple seems like sheeple are everywhere my God you sheeple are like mosquitos annoying and you're all pests.

[@kalanicastro4400]

just cause cause you have an iphone doesnt mean your rich either

[@shyishaunted]

Yes, my family can't afford them. Is there a problem?

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

+Aaron Williams Fuckk apple i say windows and galaxys are better

[@Primalxbeast]

Finger cots are actually used a lot in the production of electronics. These aren't some weird invention made just for touch screens, someone just came up with the idea of marketing them for that to get extra sales at an inflated price.

[@georgedunn7573]

You need to add the hands free Whopper Holder from Burger King

[@n00bjack]

The sarcasm is so real at 7 min 😂😂😂

[@frances4320]

Am I the only one that finds this really funny. Like above average type of funny 😂😂 especially when he said the cd rewinder made them have to sit down and think for a second

[@DatHarlequinOni]

DVD Rewinders are amazing paperweights.

[@AppleWoods6]

Pizza scissors are actually a pretty good idea, yeah we have pizza wheels, but what you forgot to add is that most pizza wheels take like five or six cuts to get completely through the crust, especially with thick crusts or crispy crusts. But an invention that not only takes one cut and serves the slice at the same time? That's actually pretty smart.

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

what I like about the pizza cutter is you can make it act like a car

[@Lemonz1989]

Smell-o-vision for 2 girls 1 cup. :(

[@kaylanhicks6595]

"Before they knew about the high speed affects of cement" 😂

[@fjolliff6308]

OMG! I remember the DVD rewinder. When I was 12 and DVDs were the new thing, I saw them being sold... I don't remember where, but they were. My dad stared at it for a while, then told me that DVDs don't need to be rewound, right in front of a bunch of people... Hopefully they too had already realized this fact and his hint was needless, but knowing the human race... He probably did save at least one person from a humiliating mistake. The saddest part was... They were being sold for around $30 USD. Thinking back... I still shake my head.

[@codym8383]

"these latex gloves have 1 use and 1 use only. " my ass

[@tressa5520]

one second I'm going to buy half these things 😂

[@WAQWBrentwood]

I rewind my DVDs by spinning them in reverse on a Sharpie.

[@algchaotic9370]

Half of these are the best ideas I've heard in a while

[@JohnDoe-wx1jf]

The DVD rewinder is made as a gag gift and not meant for rewinding DVDs. So it does its job well as it is a decent gag.

[@flashman594]

the "phone fingers" are actually used in restaurants when someone in the kitchen cuts themselves. They are used to cover a bandaid or cut so you don't get food or something else in your food

[@PattiRoseLifeHappens]

I remember when VCR's where very expensive and the rewind would often stop working. The video rental stores would fine your account if you returned a movie and it wasn't rewound, so many people purchased a video rewinder which was much cheaper then a new VCR. Why someone thought a DVD rewinder was needed is any ones guess.

[@pavoniastar5987]

10 Banned Inventions.

[@BlastedStone]

3:23 That old school KZbin logo.... oh my god I remember the iphone 3..... videos were the future

[@GTdba]

Smell-o-vision could be a cool idea at the Cinema... ...unless the movie is Pink Flamingoes

[@mickavellian]

PIzza wheel ROCKS... The concept of using scissors to cut things like stake is brilliant , no knifing back and forth or having a dull knife. Just TRY IT on your next not so tender piece of beef you will go . WHY didn't *I* think of this.

[@DJBigMD]

the last device shown is actually a cd player for djs. a hugely underrated one for its time but a good one!

[@sachariel6951]

Some really are useful. Some pizzas are unfortunately not so well cut when given to the customer, so a scissor spatula is actually useful, especially when the crust is the type that doesn't cut easily from a single blade.

[@flamesofmordor]

Phone fingers are not only used to prevent smudges. There are people who got some very dry fingers and makes it impossible to use the touchscreen.

[@fernandocabrera2619]

"Nothing screams delicious like a little carbon monoxide poisoning"

[@Kimballgoss]

What? Why is the DVD rewinder on here? I've been using it for years and it seems to work great! I liked them so much I got 2 more and then one for my friends birthday. He said he likes it too.

[@johnmont47]

You do know how DVDs work don't you?

[@Kimballgoss]

ahem. *cough *cough, I was being sarcastic *cough, don't ruin it for everyone else, *cough,

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

+KK G. cough*XD cough*

[@bigguschungus2453]

1st invention is good for countries with traffic difficulties they just need to fix it while the car is in motion. Eating Fries while in a long traffic seems pretty good to me.

[@D-Geezy]

Omg Pizza Scissors😂😂that is great haha

[@delaneyhill3529]

Your voice is amazing

[@leoman77]

+Mermaid Delaney reminds me of Michio Kaku

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

+Mermaid Delaney IKR?

[@TonyUchima]

This dude has an attitude like George Carlin, I love it.

[@TheWeejohn96]

Smell-O-vision is actually a really good idea because it would make the movie 10x better

[@pomegranate7727]

Hae fun watching a zombie/murder movie with that XD

[@supremecaffeine2633]

nobody important Or a move in a dirty bathroom.

[@kaniko5093]

What is that movie where they detach mouth to someones ass I dont want to smell that tho.(bad english)

[@pomegranate7727]

darkiny 'human centipede' and they actually attach it but its ok haha

[@en.nattuggla]

Wtf? Half the fun of eating pizza is not to cut it😂 i need number 6 😌

[@crimsonrose2417]

Smell-o-vision actually sounds kinda cool DVD Rewinder though

[@rufescenteagle7299]

I really want to get somebody a DVD rewinder for there birthday or something, that would be awesome

[@GaryKetchum808]

You sound like you are infomercials, or from the history channel. That's a golden voice.

[@Lauren-laureb]

1.) selfie sticks

[@PJKhamis]

Yes. I frickin' facepalm in public when I see them at the shops.

[@jedibattlemasterkos]

Close. #1 should actually be the shake weight. Unless you're practicing to be a porn star... Lmao

[@RoronoaZoro-ii3ig]

+Lauren Fochler Selfie sticks are freaking awesome #iuseselfiestickalotXD also They are easier to use.(btw: they could be used as a camera a little it) well that's my opinion :P

[@CementCakeisboss101]

You're a really good narrator

[@carloscentenocastro9005]

And just like that my faith in humanity has gone out the window in under 9 minutes.

[@mixterz1]

High speed cement impact haha

[@Top10Archive]

Sean Marrinan lol xD

[@NJOwensGoFastAngelYYZ]

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[@Top10Archive]

Nathan Owens All guys, but we have talked about bringing on a female voice artist one day. Thanks for the awesome comment by the way! That really means a lot to us.. I wish more content creators were the same way.. before we were creators, we followed a lot of channels and always tried to engage with the publishers ourselves - most of the time without ever getting a response. It makes you feel as if they don't care about their audience.. So we vowed to always make time to talk to everyone, because, well, we care about you all. This channel wouldn't be anything without you guys. We wouldn't be posting videos if there was nobody to engage with. We probably spend more time talking to everyone than creating the videos themselves, haha. No matter how big we get, we're always going to reply to everyone that we possibly can. Thanks again!!

[@hamaako3115]

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[@gaddes01]

im a fan of the baby cage

[@BatmanFanGirl]

LOL I love the disgust in the narrators voice. :'D

[@MapleStoryNub552]

Why isn't the pet rock here? That was something that should've NEVER EXISTED!

[@austinrobicheaux6355]

for the motorized ice cream cone, there is a little thing called a spoon and a bowl

[@slimon1953]

I'm not a tech nerd or anything but last time I checked DVDs don't need to be rewinded. Sure at the end of the movie you can rewind it if you want to but since DVDs start playing from the beginning every time you watch the movie it's pretty pointless.

[@CourtTVFanFromPortland]

The Pizza scissors is not a dumb Invention.

[@LapisPebble]

actually, the pizza scissors would be awesome for me.

[@technologyproductions-ye3px]

yep

[@ash-fc2fw]

Imagine when you are watching a movie and there is a scene where the character has insane diaherra, and you can smell it too! Now, you can! With smell o vision, make your loved ones hate you in a millisecond!

[@OldsoulKilljoy]

actually for a college student who may be looking to transform their car into a study office (like i was forced to do) may find the tray that attaches to your steering wheel rather handy.

[@BasementEngineer]

Eddie Murphy would have been a big fan of Smell-O-Vision

[@AppleSlicesUnite]

ummm...smellovision exists today, it's called 4D movies. I saw one last year The Polar Beat Express, It was fricken awesome. For the table in the car attached to the steering wheel, that's awesome, do you know how many people take their half an hour lunch break in their cars, eating lunch, doing school work or get on their laptop, they'd love one of those. I cut my pizza with a fork and knife. i'd love the pizza cutter. tired of the melting plastic knives and forks.

[@ObiEdits]

ramona hurley I think u meant A smell card, similar to Smell-o-vision but works better.

[@augustsinyukov8497]

ramona hurley me to i been in one

[@rydactyl]

August *too *I've

[@India.4444]

Does anyone remember tye newest spy kids they had scrathers so u can smell what was happening

[@Zander25332533]

Number 2 is actually a good invention, time to keep those rascals in one place and on the outer walls of the house so their yammering doesn't resonate inside and disturb our silence.

[@Corvusthemad]

I love the sarcasm in this video :D

[@diamondismypetdog]

I love eating ice cream. The fun part is I get to EAT the cone! What dumb dumb took the fun out of eating a waffle cone

[@penbailey9677]

This guys voice reminds me of this one show I used to watch about like how they made candy and stuff