Top 10 Kremlings - Donkey Kong Month (feat. Perrydactyl)

DKC Month is finally here, so let's kick it off in style with an unscripted, ridiculous Top 10. The kremlings have done a lot for King K Rool, let's give them the recognition they deserve!
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[@snomangaming]

Hey guys, welcome to Donkey Kong Month 2017, I hope you enjoyed this change of pace. What's your favorite Kremling?? And do you have any guesses on what else we're gonna cover this year on DK Month? Let me know!

[@superspeedbros2422]

I am a bit late, but my favorites differ from the games; DKC: Krusha, DKC2: Kutlass, DKC3: Bazzuka.

[@erainmartinez8175]

I love these little guys their both cute & yet dangerous Klaptrap 4:15

[@michealwilson5788]

will you snoman gaming review caption scurvy today

[@shoogles_]

You'll notice that the Klomps' peg leg changes leg when they turn around. Classic fake peg leg gag, oldest joke in the book

[@snomangaming]

LOL I never noticed that you're so right! Man...that changes everything :P

[@b-d9099]

ShayMay I'm guessing that's one of the reasons why they weren't used in DK 64

[@Lunar994]

That, or they didn't bother to make sprites to address the swapping wooden leg.

[@NRF-ql3bq]

Peggy the Pirate, lol.

[@niffancash627]

I was also Right

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

This video was hilarious dude. Specially the #2 segment

[@snomangaming]

Thanks Goomba :D It was ridiculously silly to put together but I think it turned out well :)

[@coolkidlogan8888]

Goomba do ask goomba 6

[@Quip_]

Hi goomba a can you do ask goomba a 6 please

[@ENTR0PY]

@@snomangaming *"Oh he's losing more and more clothing over time"*

[@RoboBananna]

I like Klubba from DKC 2. even though he is not like a bad kremling. He still will beat you up if you don't psy him.

[@masterfrillish6393]

Robo Bananna Psy? WOOPUN GANGNAM STYLE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY SEXY LADIES -(I'm not sorry)-

[@SKyrim190]

@@galacticgalaxyonezerone7235 What is the theory?

[@kitsovereign4127]

What makes this DK Month? Is it because it's Ape-ril?

[@snomangaming]

Frick

[@royerthedestroyer7]

Kit Sovereign Your comment deserves more likes

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

@@snomangaming *Sorry sir but this is a Christian server so no swearing*

[@kaelisprime9087]

Heh, maybe we shouldn’t go *over-board* with the jokes

[@c_cubed]

@@goldenhydreigon4727 Fudge

[@AnthonyBurk]

the rockkrocs are crazy AF. I had a ton of anxiety getting to those stop barrels before they woke up!

[@snomangaming]

YEAH those guys are nuts!

[@TheRanudo]

and bolts!

[@royerthedestroyer7]

TheRanudo Nuts N Bolts!!!

[@NRF-ql3bq]

My introduction to horror gaming as a child and I have loved it ever since! Still do!

[@Kafaldsbylur]

I don't think that's a moustache on the Kutlass. It looks like the outline of his nostrils

[@snomangaming]

Yeah upon closer inspection that could definitely be the case lol

[@pearlx7828]

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND *MOUSTACHE*

[@TheCartoonGamer8000]

Captain Skurvy from the DKC cartoon.

[@MW-hr9tg]

TheCartoonGamer8000 isn't he a Kannon from dkc2

[@chadbruis826]

Cutlass

[@fish_toes]

You are so right

[@spadeLoK]

This is unlike any of your other videos, it's less formal and there's so much humor.... I LOVE IT. I still prefer your normal "tone" or whatever in videos but this was a nice change of pace. Amazing work keep it up!

[@snomangaming]

Yeah, definitely just wanted to try something new and fun, glad it went over well :)

[@Shyyrn]

In my personal headcanon, the reason the DKC3 Kremlings are a departure from the previous two games and they look kind of “off” is because K. Rool, in his scientist getup, genetically engineered them.

[@FranckyFox2468]

You showed the evolutions on some of the enemies, which was nice. But you completely disregarded an important one on number #1 Kutlass becomes Kopter in DKC3

[@Nick-up5wv]

I forgot about that

[@thedredayshow9246]

Bazuka looks like he belongs in a Spyro game.

[@ShuraSpark]

I can see that being a thing

[@warioland523]

I am surprised that he did not include Klumps on the list. Also Rockcrocs are pretty interesting enemies. They are pretty rare enemies only appearing in one level and they charge around at fast speeds. Because of their rock hard bodies you can't hurt these guys but you can temporarily blind them by hitting Stop and Go Barrels and the red light blinds them temporarily causing them to curl up and allow you to run by them unscathed. Also their design is just cool. They are brown and lumpy like you would expect from something made of rock and they have red eyes. The eyes glow in the dark too.

[@NRF-ql3bq]

"This is like something out of a horror movie..." - The Critic from Lady in the Water (M. Night film)

[@quirkyusername1093]

Mr Snowman... this is a completely irrelevant request... but I'd love to see more videos about "Bad game design"... just putting my opinion on the table.

[@emilydioptase]

Same here.

[@snomangaming]

I have plans for one in the future...stay tuned :P

[@ahbeef]

ive been anticipating a new episode ever since the first one he did all the way back at the end of last DK month

[@theitaliangoomba5542]

Buskman I completely agree

[@flaregamer64]

I think he should do one on No mans sky

[@Dark_Jaguar]

I always saw the Klaptraps as an evolution of the Snapjaws from Donkey Kong Jr. That means... Mario somehow made a deal with the kremlings for Kong security.

[@Gradient___]

I dunno about my favourite Kremlings, but I can easily say which Kremling is easily the worst...the god-forsaken Grey Klobbers. They are the only Kremling that can give a fate worse than a lost life...and that's lost *lives* since they cause you to drop a balloon every time that they hit you without actually killing you.

[@snomangaming]

YEAH those are terrible!

[@warioland523]

Yeah they are even worse then the red ones (Kabooms). I mean the worse the red ones can do is make you lose a life in the traditional sense or at the very least lose one of your Kongs. The grey ones though can just steal multiple lives at once. In one of the levels of the true final world of the game there is a level that consists of every member of the Klobber family so imagine losing all your lives from a grey Klobber only to die from a Kaboom. Hello Game Over screen. XD

[@AntiVillain26845]

Could've sworn #1 would be Rockcroc.

[@Summer_Tea]

I'm surprised Kritter wasn't closer to the number 1 spot, he's the iconic kremling. And no Klubba?

[@LorenzoVolpintesta]

I MUST MAKE THIS LIST

[@denpadolt9242]

Well, this is oddly specific...

[@snomangaming]

I'm getting down to the nitty gritty for DK Month :P

[@PomLamb]

Dk is a great series I will mark this in my calendar yearly.

[@wat3104]

Yep

[@warioland523]

Speaking of intimidating enemies there is also the Kackles. These are very rare enemies as they only appear in one stage in Donkey Kong Country 2 and there are only 4 in the entire game. They chase after the Kongs on Skull Carts and the distance between the Kongs and the Kackle is represented by the timer on the screen. Touching + Barrels cause the Kackle to lose speed and essentially gain time while touching the - Barrels cause the Kackle to gain speed and thus lose time. If the timer reaches zero and therefore the Kackle catches up to your Kart he will laugh at you as he knocks one of the Kongs off the ride just like any other enemy you encounter on the tracks. The presence of a Kackle is signaled by a pair of doors that seem to be built in his likeness. Each time you pass these doors you know a Kackle is nearby and one at the end of a Kackle track indicates the Kackle losing sight of you.

[@TheOneMetaLexZ]

This was a really fun video Sno! That bit on the Klinger allegory caught me totally by surprise and had me in stitches. Good dynamic with Perrydactyl too. Good stuff!

[@carlosdaza514]

The klingler's spech conclusion just kill me..

[@madison5645]

6:03 “I’m sweating dude, you better change that!” D O N G E X P A N S I O N

[@Costas1003]

Finally donkey kong month Been waiting forever. And what makes it even better is that you make the videos. Love the video man.

[@DjGaza18]

Loved the vibe of this video bro, a countdown video that felt like a podcast

[@Swashbucklebuckle]

Hilarious video, I really enjoyed! DKC2 is my favorite SNES game and I love every video you make about its content. Btw I personally love Klinger for his "Wheeee!" sound that he does. He is just really enjoying himself and I always found that totally funny.

[@ViewerOnline101]

Aside from King K. Rool, my picks are: 1) Krusha 2) Klump 3) Klaptrap 4) Kritter 5) Kasplat

[@chadbruis826]

Kutlass for DKC cartoon :D

[@NCARW]

Your explanation of the life of klinger touched me right in the feelers man lol..Ill always think of my life as the life of the klinger when ever I play Dkc 2 Now...poetry man ...pure poetry ..thanks for the entertainment that was a awesome video

[@ethendorreviews975]

This list was a different style but I really liked it

[@snomangaming]

Yeah I wanted to try something different :)

[@masterfrillish6393]

snomaN Gaming Keep doing this This is hilarious

[@trayson]

No offense to your previous videos, but this is the most candid you've sounded in a video and I really like it. Also, I always thought that the Kloak guy's eyes were a neck bone.

[@snomangaming]

That actually was exactly what I was going for. There was virtually no script, so it was just a fun time being candid, thats a good word for it. Glad you enjoyed :)

[@ivanmamede]

I think Klubba should be on this list...

[@yunskreb6z952]

Klump as well, big up General Klump 👊

[@frostsplash]

No Klump 0/10 Haha, nah, great video! Great to see this channel active!

[@kylelangdon6724]

If Kloak is a Kremling, I don't see why Mankey Kong can't be.

[@theevahamilton2071]

i like the klump bc he never really change at all unlike all the other kreamlings. also because they are pretty smart despite their health.

[@cf9309]

Love your videos man! It is crazy how much you sound like a college professor I had.

[@Langas_LVDC]

Krumbles from DKC3 are the best, the sound they do when you beat them is AMAZING!

[@PigMan161]

This was just the best video. Real wholesome

[@ViewerOnline101]

In the book series Kritter was the 3rd in command ranking Kremling, stated to be "a run of the mill common Kremling who rose to the top by being extra nasty". Klaptrap is stated to be the little brother of Klampon. The books also state that he's good friends with Zinger. In the books, Krusha is stated to be second in command. Kruncha is also stated to be his little brother. Also, just an FYI, in the books, there were 5 leaders of the Kremlings. Ranking from top to bottom, they were: King K. Rool, Krusha, Kritter, Rockrock, and Klump.

[@DesignFrameCaseStudies]

Very entertaining. Good work Mr. Snoman :)

[@armorelarmadura7807]

Kutlass gets bonus points from the flavor text in the instruction manual that says something to the effect of 'they bought the cutlasses online, only to realize when they arrived they were too big'

[@MaxxMinton]

You deserve more subscribers. Your videos are excellent!

[@kingofgoldfish]

This is my favorite video on snomaN Gaming

[@Woots]

WOOOO DK MONTH! Great video, dudes!

[@TheProfessionalReject]

What you said with thing klingers hit, and it felt so relatable. Masterpiece of a video.

[@pokemonboy59832]

You forgot a variation to The Klomps in DKC2 snomaN Gaming, The Kabiongs which instead of having one peg leg the Kaboing have two peg legs and they jump a lot. Just wanted to tell you that.

[@NRF-ql3bq]

My favorite Kremling is Rock Kroc. The best Kremling is probably Kutlass and Klank equally; they have so much personality!

[@SillySimmons]

Such a great video to start DK month

[@Imperialspy]

Great way to start off DKC month

[@HeavyEyed]

That promo code, you're a mad man.

[@kevinhull7925]

Your comments on the Klinger make me think of the myth of Sisyphus: pushes a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll down again. Repeat. Again, and again, and again: for all eternity.

[@MilkmanCR]

Ohhh Is there gonna be a speedrun race again!? I love those videos!

[@yoshidudegaming2397]

My boy Klump was forgotten. He is overweight, so he enlisted in the k rool army to lose weight and serve his king. What a hero.

[@Stardust_TF2]

I love the kritter in a sheet and the kritters that hide in those green barrels.

[@MusicianNrd]

One of my favorite Kremlins has to be Kaboing. His design with Pogo Peg-legs is so memorable.

[@jasoya_gaming]

Cutlass was always my favorite since was 6 years old and still is today 22 years later. So happy to see him take the #1 spot.😁🐊⚔🥇

[@YoshyRyuDCC]

This was good. I liked this.

[@mache4748]

so he's finally here

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

Performing for you

[@KrisMcCauley]

if you know the words you can join in too

[@KrisMcCauley]

if you know the words you can join in too

[@DuccAmucc413]

Kris McCauley put your hands together

[@xevious1538]

if you want to clap

[@Munkytron12]

Great video. Did anybody else notice that Klomp's peg leg is always the leg closest to the screen... they must just invert everything for him to move the other way.

[@scorchfire4816]

5:58. Wow, that was a nice picture.

[@ThreeCoolGuys]

This video was so much fun

[@warioland523]

In DK64 there apparently is a relative of the Kutlass in that game and they are probably the toughest enemies in that game too despite how small they are. They are called Koshas. Instead of pirates these enemies are vikings and they carry these massively huge clubs and they can either swing the club at you or hammer you with it which takes 2 unites of health as opposed to just one. To defeat them you have to lob an orange grenade at them but you can only do this when their club is stuck in the ground. Any other time they will just swing the orange away. Very nasty enemies. They actually drop 2 melon slices as opposed to just one if you defeat them probably because of how tough they are. You first encounter one of these in the caves of Gloomy Galleon. After this they slowly start becoming common enemies. They appear at night in Fungi Forest, found as somewhat common enemies in Crystal Caves with a giant one serving as a boss enemy for Tiny Kong, and in Creepy Castle they are practically out on full force. Needless to say I would rather face an army of Kasplats then a bunch of these club carrying pains in the rear.

[@michaelhaverbusch9142]

Kampon is stated to be the older version of klaptrap in the dkc2 manual Also Klinger also has a knife

[@giangarciamusic]

Your friend reminds me of Andy from Parks & Rec, great vid hahaha

[@manuellasilva658]

My favourites, least to most: 10- Kuff N' Klout 9- Kasplat 8- Re-Koil 7- Krumple 6- Kutlass 5- Kritter 4- Klump 3- Krusha 2- Krook 1- Knocka, Klasp and Kuchuka(the 3)

[@garfieif8187]

Good list. I always loved #1 most, too

[@LookingTheBest]

The Kongs basically effed up the Kremlings so hard in the games that they continued to tranform. And basically k rool had to create his own Kremlings after the loss of the island in DK2. Since all Kremlings came from that island

[@ShadwSonic]

Actually, Kutlass is at least old enough to order things over the television... because according to official media that's how he got his swords... dummy didn't verify the size before placing the order though.

[@LaySuperMarioLover]

Klomp 'n Klinger are cool guys! And uuh... Kannon, from DKC2. You know - they've first appeared in DKC as Klump, and, later, Klump took shooting lessons, and he changed his name into - applicable - Kannon.

[@DublinSeafoodInc]

Nice stuff dude

[@jummy8273]

This is the best video I’ve ever watched

[@ModelJames13]

Can we be sure that Kloak is even a Kremling?

[@Nick-up5wv]

I don't think he was 🤷‍♂️

[@alphis7431]

my favorites are the Klobbers from DK64, Kopters, and the creepy ass Rock Krocs

[@miller619619]

Klomp changes what leg is pegged depending on witch way it's walking

[@jackbentley5328]

Amazing, hilarious video.

[@arc1798]

One of my favorite videos

[@Plasmariel]

I think Kerozene was pretty badass, like, he really has some potential for seeing him in future games, like, he's probably the most large and powerful kremling out there !

[@DrJekyll38]

The get bigger and wear less clothing? Krusha, Kruncha, and Krumple are the Incredible Hulks of the DK Universe!

[@supershirikibros1389]

"It would be nice if K Rool started enlisting mentally handicapped Kremlings." Mad Jack: *Glares angrily* Edit: Mad jack is my no.1

[@100organicfreshmemes5]

#5 was a better love story than twilight.

[@natepearson9804]

Manky is Lanky's uncle..... BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAA... yeah ill leave now

[@eggler1122]

And cranky is the father

[@sentjojo]

Klomp in DKC2 had a lazy quirk with the sprites. Because it's mirrored whenever he changes direction, the peg leg swaps from his left side to his right side

[@thomasreichert2804]

I wonder if Nintendo or Rare were listening in to the whole Kasplat love story idea...

[@veronicamoment]

My favourite is Kasplat.

[@darkhunter5293]

If you did a list for minigames, I'd give 3, all of which are in DK64: Beaver Bother and the two games required to get the last key in the game (2 DKA runs and Jetpac since I never played either one at the time I first played DK64, let alone ever heard of both. Of course, I was a kid at the time, so it should be excusable)

[@thisisJim85]

I knew a dude who skipped let day in his workouts. He reminded me of Tiny from Marvel.

[@wreathofpalmaria]

reptiles aren't slimy...

[@und1249]

I think when you kill Kritters when they fall of the side but their right leg breaks off, then in DKC3 they regenerated their leg like how lizards regenerate tails.

[@wolfhurricane897]

honorable mention to Klump.

[@prest187]

Perfect list :)

[@spiritgate0444]

I love how much fun they're having, lol!!

[@KbanjoK]

How did I miss this!? Fuck yeah, DONKEY KONG MONTH!

[@windfish3177]

Oh my, how did I forget about donkey kong month! Immediately stopped playing specter of torment on my switch.

[@I-love-goth]

I was sure Rockkroc would be in here, love them so much but hey I love the list 👍

[@theitaliangoomba5542]

I had no idea it was donkey kong month!

[@rogerklotz7737]

DKC2 soundtrack is on par with FF6, Chrono Trigger and Ocarina of time. My favorite Soundtrack of all time.

[@MoonSpiritChannel]

DK! Donkey Month! Oh wait, that doesn't fit in right. Dammit! Anywho, great list. I like the Kutlass for some reason too. Nothing says badass then giving a tiny underling 2 bigass swords!

[@Amanda-wd4mp]

The Klinger: A Modern DKC Sisyphus Story

[@sebbaa93]

I love how it was kinda "podcasty". i liked the video a lot.

[@Giratina575]

Those damn krunchas in the ice level with snapjaw.

[@Askme4ful]

I like Kackle, found only in Haunted Hall of dkc2. That was a really fun level, and when I was little I used to be SO FOCUSED during it haha

[@Steel_Bison]

I thought I was gonna be the only one who liked the Kackles. They're my favorite.