Top 10 Most Unfortunate Names in Sports History

[@frankiehealey4674]

These all sound like Bart's prank calls to Moe

[@redlion45]

Someone check the men's room for a Hugh Jass

[@shawnen2928]

Hugh Janus

[@NickKenobi1112]

There's a football player for the University of Michigan by the name of Jake Butt, and he plays in the Tight End position.

[@Ajisthegoatt]

hes on the broncos now

[@johnlaird1843]

Pretty good, but here's a few more: Former D-backs pitcher J.J. Putz Former Royals pitcher Jimmy Gobble Former Browns wide receiver Fair Hooker Former Steelers running back Frenchie Fuqua

[@chumbersdee]

Honestly, i never even thought twice about Pujols

[@lxxredxxl9587]

Same here!

[@Zac-jf2dt]

I swear if Ha-Ha Clinton Dix is not on this list...

[@lworthy2518]

_K09 His name wasn't 😧 BOOOO, WatchMojo, BOOOO!!!

[@rexnoct5810]

anyway, wtf watchmojo.....

[@chaseanders1467]

Kingbed#0 same

[@loujackcity]

His real name is Ha'Sean, so yea I guess so

[@Sp1n1985]

Because no one else on this list wasn't a nick name you rusty Kuntz

[@DJRavek]

I kept waiting for Dick Trickle. Glad he made the list.

[@bricebridges3814]

Where's Hingle McCringleberry

[@bricebridges3814]

And where's Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Jake Butt?

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

Janel Lemay-Naït how about john boned

[@temporaryhalfdecentname8452]

Cory Baxter where's Planetdolan Diditfirstison

[@michaelbuckelew]

I'm more partial to Jammie Jammie Jammie.

[@WayWardWonderer]

I'm surprised Squeeeeeeeps didn't make the list!

[@DrawItTooTV]

There’s zero mention of Fanny Chmelar. I’m kinda disappointed!

[@StalinBballin]

There's a British race car driver named Jack Goff. That's pretty bad.

[@ch4rrr_]

😭👍

[@grovergarver3104]

Fair Hooker was a WR for the Cleveland Browns in the early 1970s. Dick "Night Train" Lane is an NFL Hall of Famer. And the Rowan University (Glassboro, NJ) football stadium is named for it's former coach -- Richard Whacker.

[@jamesburgess2k]

Y'all immature as hell for this 😂😂😂

[@Scarecrow902]

James Burgess true lol

[@flyingdutchman913]

And yet (everyone can tell by how he talks and even WRITES) the black man watched it when he KNEW WHAT THE CONTENT WAS and even commented! YUP!

[@ZhangtheGreat]

We have to remember that words change their sexual suggestiveness over time. Back in the 1800s, the word "leg" was considered dirty because women weren't supposed to reveal any part of their legs. "Gay" didn't primarily come to mean "homosexual" until well into the 20th Century. Back in school, I had a teacher born in the 1920s whose name was "Gay." She wound up marrying a "Mr. Place" and became "Gay Place."

[@sthezh]

This vid is like a free package of bad jokes

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

SarcGaming - and More I now have a new respect for watchmojo's sense of humor

[@motherlove202]

Very "pun"-ny if you ask me

[@The8347135]

Wonder if Chubby Cox and Rusty Kuntz ever met

[@littlebigmac931]

The8347135 just stop

[@gonzoindigenousone8939]

The8347135 hehehehe

[@The8347135]

Do you hate 12 year olds or something? Lighten up

[@The8347135]

There's no Trump rally nearby?

[@b_whitesell]

Look it up on PornHub

[@DR-yl5ds]

03:32 Dick made big things happens when he hit people Me: dead 😂😂😂

[@ronellamieux7944]

I'm literally in tears watching this, thanks watchmojo i needed that.... 😂😂😂

[@minervaloves]

How come they didn't say that kaka in Spanish means poop 💩 😂

[@alduinworldeater1326]

in Russian too

[@ratedpending]

Musica right XD my friend and I say that alot

[@jacobpenn2338]

Musica they implied it

[@Krisipoke]

It means poop in tons of languages. And didn't you catch the twenty or so poop puns when they were talking about him? :D

[@dangeiger9796]

He should have worn #2

[@bredagner4632]

" Quarterbacks lived in fear of Dick comming down on them" 💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭💀😭 Best play on words EVER...... 😁 I had to pause the video I'm laughing so hard .... Good job writers

[@brickkwall701]

Where's tom brady

[@bva4677]

Let's not forget the most unfortunate name for a pitcher, Grant Balfour

[@Pink_Chanel_Princess]

What about Gregor Fučka? That name always cracks me up 😂😂😂

[@thema1998]

This is the most I've laughed to a WatchMojo.com commercial in ages!

[@AllMediaReviewsPodcast]

*Fair Hooker*. Wide Receiver for the Cleveland Browns in the early 70's.

[@TheAtkey]

There was a pair of defensive lineman who played for West Virginia University's football team about 10 years ago, named Johnny Dingle and Scooter Berry. They played right beside each other on the field and sat beside each other on the bench.

[@joshjhutton]

I had a Marine Sergeant named John C. Dick.

[@fearthedeer2249]

joshjhutton lolol

[@richardpisano243]

Dick Butkus was a terrifying player. I assume no one made fun of his name for long.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Where's Fanny Chmelar?

[@ChubbyChecker182]

Joseph Bleasdale she has her nose in something at the moment. she should be number one.

[@Nutzername92a]

I was looking for this comment :D

[@Beatrixacs300]

For those who know about her roots - Chmelar's ancestors come from today's Czech Republic. In Czech, Chmelař means hop-grower. Considering that hop is essential in beer production, her surname has more to do with beer.

[@sthezh]

Beatrixacs300 no, he's talking about fanny. It means vag.

[@mrmegahousefly]

"Fanny" is "vagina" in British English. In American English it means "buttocks."

[@Seventeen_Syllables]

If your last name is Colon, what should you name your kids? I suggest Semi.

[@Rigel7WasAlreadyUsed]

Oxford.

[@scottbilger9294]

Sigmoid

[@jnmwtkns]

Tom Bruner ha

[@vadefugl]

That is funny

[@antoniasalinas513]

Ligma I'm so sorry XD

[@jack_amie]

Where their parents high when naming their kids?

[@Mr.mister.J]

oh I needed this laugh Watchmojo. thank you.

[@lfgubrs]

Where is Miroslav Šatan?

[@RadekCrazy1]

Nobody knows what šatan means in english :-)

[@joelewis6405]

In the early days of the internet, the espn website had links to career stats of all active NHL players. Part of the url for each player page had a code number to identify each player. I dunno if it was by chance or someone did it on purpose, but Miroslav Satan's page code number was 666.

[@TornadoHound]

Too bad he never played for the Devils.

[@euthirox1]

This made my day. Good job WM

[@Kris592gy]

yall had fun doing this didnt yall?

[@danhill9952]

kris mahase Let me guess...Y'all were born southern?

[@quikmart1]

The greatest WatchMojo video of them all.

[@firatabuleyla473]

1:42 Kaka means shit in Turkish.

[@BuckingBadger]

Well i didn't realize how much of a shitty player he was

[@tipodeincognito8199]

In spanish its also shit, thats why he appears in the list because in english its a normal name

[@kevinblack5319]

Firat Abuleyla everyone needs proof, even me

[@V1C.T0R]

Firat Abuleyla It also means shit in Portuguese, and he is Brazilian.

[@panoC97]

It means shit in Greek and I think in Italian as well.

[@zaynpark2206]

_3:31__ "Dick, made big things happen when he hit people" Omfg that was savage~ xD_

[@Neferati1]

You mentioned Patriot Legend Harry Colon, but what about another legendary player, Dick Felt?

[@fearthedeer2249]

"Dick made great things happen when he hit people" I giggled

[@gentachiii]

This has got to be Bart Simpson's favorite video

[@raype2deathyo350]

Albert "Poo"-holes. I never even thought of that, and I was a child when he played. Reeeeeaaal mature Watchmojo.

[@__________________4241]

I'm guessing Dick Butkus will be on here

[@aspen3542]

What about Miroslav Satan? (pronounced Sha-tan). He played in the NHL for several years. There he was skating around with Satan printed on the back of his jersey.

[@kanegarvey3188]

Why would you not call yourself Rick Butkis lmao

[@rocknroll7316]

Kane Garvey because people would still laugh about butt kiss

[@derkwest]

Coco crisp has always made me laugh

[@D3C0Y]

Rusty Kuntz better be on this list.

[@D3C0Y]

Didn't expect him to be #1 though! Thatta boy Rusty!

[@freddyramirez09]

What is the name of the song between the 2:22 and 2:24 mark?

[@ltclassics]

No Cleveland Browns running back Ben Gay?

[@vassilissfyroeras5481]

ltclassics THANK YOU

[@Daley908]

The first ever quarterback for the Miami Dolphins was named Dick Wood

[@Horzzo]

Rusty Kuntz #1! I knew it had to be. Al Kaline should get a mention also.

[@seevanhawkins4591]

I love Rusty Kuntz! We adore him in KC but still giggle at his name.

[@ratedpending]

WAIT WAIT WAIT, Chubby Cox and Kobe Beef Bean are RELATED!?!?

[@RagingAggron]

Here are more funny names from sports: Grant Clitsome (NHL) Christian Fuchs (football/soccer) Destinee Hooker (volleyball) Fiona Bigwood (olympic participant from the UK) Dong Dong (olympic gymnast for China) William Speed Lane Fox-Pitt (olympic participant from the UK) Yoo Suk Kim (olympic pole vault from Souht Korea) Karen Cockburn (olympic gymnast for Canada) James Honeybone (olympic gymnast participant from the UK) Andreas Wank (winterolympic participant from Germany) Jakov Fak (winterolympic participant from Slovenia) Luca Cunti (winterolympic participant from Switzerland) Seraina Boner (winterolympic participant from Switzerland) Danny Shittu (football/Soccer) Dean and Josh Windass (football(soccer) Yaya Banana (football(soccer) Fabian Assman (football/soccer)

[@atomheartmothersuite7913]

What about Fanny Chmelar? This may be funny to you yanks, but to us Brits, it's on a whole other level

[@brandonfeehan4479]

So many names they missed. What about Coco Crisp? Milton Bradley? Jim Bob Cooter?

[@ZETTAH43]

You forgot that MLB pitcher Bastardo. Lol

[@oneblankspace4919]

and the sportscaster Le Batard

[@JuaSa07]

Thank you for this, today is the equivalent of April Fools in Colombia and this just made my day

[@jdogrulez5014]

There was a British race car driver who drove for Germany back in the 1930''s named Richard seaman aka dick seaman.

[@Pink_Chanel_Princess]

😂😂😂

[@reginaldlott236]

Jdogrulez that was also the name of an NFL referee

[@deanarupe73]

I really don't think anyone made fun of Butkus and live to tell about it.

[@mk6rfc1]

First of all you are totally butchering the pronunciation of Kaka, second of all how is it unfortunate? It's a normal sounding name

[@raulvidal2343]

mk6rfc1 Kaká sounds like spanish word "caca" that means poop.

[@AS-dd7ns]

mk6rfc1 in Portuguese which they speak in Brazil it mean shit

[@mk6rfc1]

+Raúl Vidal well they never said that

[@annipsy2185]

mk6rfc1 kak or kaka in maaany languages means poop.other than that idk:)

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

It sounds like the Italian 'cacca' aka Shit and the verb 'cacare' aka to shit.

[@hoselrocket8636]

Its not a double entendre, but I always felt that Bob Walk had an unfortunate name for a pitcher (1990s)

[@rocknroll7316]

Hosel Rocket the Rockies had a pitcher Josh Outman

[@elc1960]

And where, may I ask, is former Mets minor league infielder Ronald McDonald?

[@Silverskll7]

The Dick Butkus one had me laughing!

[@Geobadger34]

Fair Hooker was a Cleveland Browns wide receiver.

[@RayNDeere]

Don Meredith once said of Fair Hooker (on the first Monday Night Football) "I ain't met one yet."

[@ronaldjackson567]

you guys are so silly but I like it

[@ethankrampitz2535]

I don't get Phyllis Mangina.. can someone help me out.

[@jaydesokaloo7857]

Ethan Krampitz Mangina (man vagina)

[@frequentlyoffline3917]

Mangina means man vagina

[@ethankrampitz2535]

Oh, I get it now, thanks

[@SugarRushMelynx]

Fill his Mangina

[@Snarferbee]

I enjoyed this way too much

[@tar8654]

Where's Danny Drinkwater

[@Safersephiroth777]

Is there such a name???

[@awaloumohammad]

Safersephiroth777 yeap he plays for Leicester city in england

[@dylandd2]

Hydrochloric Acid There's nothing wrong with that

[@Bensuns]

Don't forget his team mate Christian Fuchs

[@tar8654]

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/11818484/Danny-Drinkwater-drinks-water-internet-goes-berserk.html

[@quiteknight50]

YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAME WHEN MY CAREER IS OVER "Haha... sure will"

[@smashbro67]

I can't stop laughing

[@Pink_Chanel_Princess]

Same!!! Still dying of laughter 😂😂

[@kevinblack5319]

Brandon Murrell not the only one

[@fearthedeer2249]

Brandon Murrell ikr I'm such an immature deer

[@elc1960]

Albert Pujols' father is former Houston Astros backup catcher Luis Pujols (played in the 1970s and '80s). Luis was a good defensive catcher, but couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.

[@Detroit_Dawg]

How about Coco Crisp?! Dude actually named after a breakfast cereal? lmao

[@RivetCityRamsey]

Lol.

[@algeborusas1883]

Yum yum. I want a bowl of Coco Crisp for breakfast.

[@clintonwatrin5164]

Alge Borusas He's really Covelli. His mom decided to shorten it to Co, then everyone else named him Coco.

[@algeborusas1883]

Humourous, nonetheless.

[@ahoneybee823]

Baseball has had a lot of great names. I'm a bit sad that neither Milton Bradley nor Antonio Bastardo got mentioned.

[@77Badger]

There was an All-Star girl's basketball player in Iowa (Moravia?) in the early 1970s named Fonda Dicks. Beat that! :-)

[@DuncanUdaho67]

No Hingle McCringleberry? Or SQEEEEEEEEEEEPS? Smh.

[@futurespells]

dallashood67 Fartrell cluggins gets no love either

[@DuncanUdaho67]

futurespells and no Benedict Cumberbatch smh this list is bullshit.

[@jp-iu6tn]

And how'd they forget Jadenefer Jadanistein

[@adaescuecrew988]

NASCAR fights

[@Raziel1030]

Thanks, WatchMojo, now I have a lot of explaining to do for my bursts of laughter, lol

[@alexanderm3504]

Rusty Kunts looks like Pierce Bronson lol

[@FowlCanuck]

I am dismayed that NHL player Grant Clitsome was not on this list.

[@janellemaynait]

Fowl Canuck also Harry Dick

[@jamesrobinson949]

Randy Johnson nuff said

[@newera5238]

😂😂😂

[@AJ42K]

Big Unit!

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Am I the only one who finds the honorable mentions to be more funny than the actual picks?? I will say Watchmojo's number one pick did made me laugh. :)

[@fortunatetalisman]

I wish a Hugh Jazhol played sports

[@newera5238]

She said "quarterbacks lived in fear of Dick coming down on them" 😂😂😭😭

[@somethingclever4563]

why is albert pujols on here?

[@JesusLovesSECFootball]

Something Clever Poo holes

[@Pink_Chanel_Princess]

+Mike Rotchburns 😂😂😂😂😂

[@richardstevens4230]

You didn't catch all the toilet humor

[@MrMarvelous1973]

Something Clever because folks are immature

[@paxhumana2015]

In defense of #7, he ended up being an NFL Hall of Famer, one of the best players of the NFL in any position, and also has an NFL award that is named after him and as for #6, he is one of the best MLB players that is out there today.

[@Raina_1125]

I don't understand why Richards like being called Dick. Why is it even considered a good nickname?

[@cactuse]

raina My friends dad went to school with a kid called Richard Head in his class...

[@dylandd2]

raina People need to realise dick was a name before it was a curse word

[@MysweetCharmander]

Raina It's an old English thing where Cockney people developed their own kind of slang where they'd replace nouns with things that rhymed with what they meant to say, so Richard = Rick which turned to Dick

[@vollhockeypucks2851]

It's not a nickname it's a dickname.

[@MrMarvelous1973]

Raina if your last name is Sergeant York or Nixon it'd be a great nickname

[@andrewsebree4333]

I have been watching royals baseball for a good 7 or 8 years now and I never once thought about rusty Kuntz being dirty. Thank you watch mojo. I now have a far better understanding of his dirty name. I've even seen that photo if Paul konerko and I still didn't get it

[@bluray2012ify]

Chubby Cox should have been number 1.

[@sykosteve777]

What about Homer Bailey or Grant Balfour? They're not immature or anything, but they are terrible names for a pitcher

[@motomontages6707]

What about Dick Seaman - 1930's British racing driver for mercedes. Even worse for his legacy, he gave a nazi salute on the podium when he won the 1938 German Grand Prix - so Hitler was a big fan of Dick Seaman!!!

[@stefan2447]

3:51 goddamnit

[@richardstevens4230]

I have a juvenile sense of humor but heretofore I never thought of Pujols as being funny, just a Latino family name. Duh

[@dantheman5745]

Same here. Now I'll never hear his name again without smiling.

[@jcwelchjr]

Go on ESPN, and they have the pronunciation of his name as: POO-HOLES.

[@davidjackson2524]

Pujols - sounds like either a French of Dutch name.

[@davidbroughall3782]

I always thought it was hilarious when Jim Gott (German for God), was pitching against Tim Teufel (German for Devil).

[@BeeWhistler]

I actually read that "Rusty Knutz."

[@rentslave]

There was a baseball player named Rusty Kuntz.

[@MetalDetroit]

Played for the Togers - Rusty Kuntz

[@AshtonAndrews89]

Hey now!

[@Narniak69]

8:45 Dick Trickle smoking a cig like a boss while driving a racecar.

[@SpeedOfThought1111]

Seriously, who chooses to go by the name Dick? Nobody is named Dick when they're born so wtf? What kind of person does that?

[@KingTodd_gaming_]

"Dick shiner" LMAO omg!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wesleyhooker7073]

Its a dude in martial arts, his last name is Mainus but it's pronounced 'my anus'

[@imnotsuperstitiousbutiamal4186]

You had WAY too much fun narrating this vid lol

[@ryanhopper2854]

Where is current Green Bay Packers safety Ha Ha Clinton Dix?

[@DNR5586]

My absolute favorite name in sports.

[@eddietran5803]

theres more hold on: - Yoshie Takeshita - Destinee Hooker - Wang Liqin - Paulista (but his actual name is Creedence Clearwater Couto) - Kim Yoo Suk - Younghoe Koo

[@alexhardy13]

Where's Rusty Kuntz ???

[@alexhardy13]

Shit nevermind

[@Pink_Chanel_Princess]

+Alexandre Hardy 😂

[@theinconspicuousbxc]

Steve Sharts? I'm dead!! 💀💀💀