Our ancestors did use to eat eachother but since we found kfc we gave it up
@arealnaturalwoman6 жыл бұрын
Lol classic
@sinoxenon10056 жыл бұрын
MAORI IN WA PERTH I just pissed myself hahahahaha! Aussie overseas. tones of love to my NZ mates, Love you guys. Your culture is fascinating. Loved you guys so much, you’re just like us but with a twist. You know what I mean. Hugs
@amandalyons17196 жыл бұрын
MAORI IN WA PERTH yuck KFC 🤔 you should have stuck with eating each other
@olefella75616 жыл бұрын
Speaking of which, why did they the Anglo pirates loot New Zealand & Australia, a vast bountiful continent in Asia-Pacific region; why didn't they loot that beautiful fertile Iceland, just a short distant away from their jolly old England, with hardly any people there? Besides, they are exporting & selling all the resources (from that looted continent in Asia-Pacific) back to Asia-Pacific nations. China has made no secret that it will one day help liberate the continent in Asia-Pacific it sees as rightfully belonging to people of Asia-Pacific. Google 'ASIANS, PIRATES AND BEARS/China Daily' for more. blog.chinadaily.com.cn/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=711807
@imzr80956 жыл бұрын
What about Mcdonalds though? 😂
@MrAhuapai8 жыл бұрын
The correct term for the bodily markings is Moko not tatoo. Tatoo comes from the Samoan word tatau. The primary purpose of moko is to designate whakapapa or genealogical lines which is a critical part of Maori culture. Moko also signified the roles and functions that an individual played within his tribe whether he was a soldier, a priest , a hunter gatherer or cultivator etc The mere is not pronounced mare but phonetically air as in hair - mair rair but more quickly spoken A war party is not called a hapu thats a sub tribe The correct term is Ope taua. The first encounter between Cook and Maori on the east Coast ended with Maori being killed by by English guns. To say that it was because Maori were acting aggressively is somewhat ridiculous. Can you imagine armed aliens arriving in London or Paris of the time. They certainly would be met with extraordinary hostility and I suspect peoples lives would no doubt be taken. it would be somewhat inaccurate to describe Hongi Hika as the most famous Maori chief. Famous to whom I wonder. Te Rauparaha, Hone Heke, Te Whiti O Rongomai , Sir Apirana Ngata, Potatau te Wherowhero to name just a few are Rangatira(Chief) are just as well known in Maori history . Hongi Hika was certainly notorious for getting hold of guns very early off the Europeans which meant he had significant strategic and martial advantage over his rivals and other tribes. The arrival of European war technologies decimated Maori. This tragic behaviour unfortunately still occurs with armament dealers today albeit in a larger more sophisticated manner Cannibalism had a lot to do with extinguishing mana which is too complex an issue to deal with in this manner and also the pressure on protein for the local diet.. NZ didn't have large land based mammals like pigs and deer but was dominated by birdlife pre European. I do hope you are going to do 10 terrifying facts about Europeans/British of the same period. -The incredibly barbaric and cruel slavery industry out of Africa for the plantations of the new world -The unspeakable treatment of children in European workhouses and in society in general . When Europeans first moved to NZ it is well recorded that Maori found the harsh physical treatment that europeans meted out to the children as punishments something quite unnerving and worrying.. Maori were and are a sentimental people and were very indulgent of their children. - A justice system which oppressed the poor, the Irish and other minorities . People were exiled in atrocious conditions for the theft of just a loaf of bread. Lets not start on the prison system. -The warlike nature of the British. Maori cant claim to have travelled around the world conquering native peoples, pillaging, raping across every major continent in the world. The warlike savagery of Maori people is relatively minimal and localised in comparison. Maori would tip their hat to the Brits in that regard. These are just some of the terrifying facts that come to mind. Im sure you can unearth countless more along with appropriately grim illustrations. Looking forward to it.
@janehalsall49718 жыл бұрын
awesome
@janehalsall49718 жыл бұрын
awesome
@MrAhuapai8 жыл бұрын
Not for people informed about the cultural significance of the art form. You on the other hand can call it what you like.
@barryboffone42108 жыл бұрын
Haunui Royal n
@TXejas198 жыл бұрын
i remember Manu Bennett from Spartacus talking about how the Maori fought off the British with basically "rocks and sticks". it was then i realized 2 things 1. British had a very systematic approach to barbarism, it's why they historically didn't believe they were harmful (i found myself thinking a lot of your exposition sounds familiar with my Hatian history 2. i know absolutely nothing about other cultures, i need to start learning
@kyajenkins80725 жыл бұрын
You just triggered a whole country
@tawhiriniania60985 жыл бұрын
@Spiral Architect what truth?!!
@matausi59155 жыл бұрын
@Spiral Architect hahahahaha..Ur a funny Kient
@Bmuffin_5 жыл бұрын
Ya triggered my whole country
@lauchiecraig94455 жыл бұрын
HE CALLED IT A DANCE!!!
@gameoverbutch64275 жыл бұрын
Spiral Architect are u Maori
@whkr-nc6im4 жыл бұрын
still, even the biggest Maori warriors quiver beneath their mothers and their jandals.
@kylaaburton-petterson25464 жыл бұрын
Yea G and the hidings
@erinabrowne87094 жыл бұрын
@Mandla Mnisi bro shut up
@nunyabisniz55774 жыл бұрын
Maori not the jandal wearers.
@Marts11224 жыл бұрын
nunya bisniz that one 😂😂😂
@ciaranedmonds10674 жыл бұрын
Finally someone else who says jandals I’m a kiwi Maori living in England so all I hear is flip flops
@dianapasley21825 жыл бұрын
I knew a Maori man who had moved to Florida and worked as a handyman/gardner. There was little he could not do. He was one of the handsomest men I have ever seen.
@joaniekeyser40364 жыл бұрын
Lol, a lot of Polynesian men are very easy on the eyes, not just the Maori. There's a half Samoan wrestler called Roman Reigns in WWE, and he is one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen. And then there is Jason Momoa, star of DC's Aquaman. He's half Native Hawaiian, and just as beautiful as Roman.
@pattyyoung99593 жыл бұрын
Yep, most handsome men in the world imho
@kruger62533 жыл бұрын
Don't go getting pregnant
@MrMiratana3 жыл бұрын
We get that a lot... 😂😂😂
@malihodzic38043 жыл бұрын
Ok? Lol
@pa12645 жыл бұрын
I had a humbling experience 3 years ago I met a great Maori gentleman who had full facial tattoo, he blessed my father's casket when he was brought into the Maori Marae in Magere Auckland such an honour to have my father's body lay inside a Marae.
@bunjeegum_33805 жыл бұрын
Did you mean 'Mangere'?
@teporaahomiro92712 жыл бұрын
YOU mean Our Whare Tupuna Our Tupapaku lay on Your Marae Mangare xx
@pa12642 жыл бұрын
Yes my apologies for the spelling.
@brendonrookes11512 жыл бұрын
lol his ancestors also ate children u gona get a child murder to bless ur dead farther why not get a pedo to do it also it means about the same
@lucaazeri17002 жыл бұрын
did ate the kangaroo tail :)))))????
@maiabrass39155 жыл бұрын
Top 10 terrifying facts about British people
@VIRALinflux5 жыл бұрын
maia Brass 10 won’t be enough
@Theteese5 жыл бұрын
You have no idea,,,, Learn a bit of English history and you will know how terrifying it was..
@thedialogue95455 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Colonisation!
@aidanluap10665 жыл бұрын
migration
@RaijinPhoto5 жыл бұрын
I agree. Much more than 10. lol. BTW, people of Australia, NZ and the U.S. need to stop telling people they NEED to speak English. Go back to England if you want to say people NEED to speak English. Most people can't even speak a single word of the native languages of these lands.
@acx45483 жыл бұрын
I like how they see colonizers as the peaceful ppl and the maoris on their land as aggressive.
@geraldstewart15313 жыл бұрын
Aggressive toward each other, If the non maoris hadn't turned up when they did, there wouldn't have been many - so called -- maoris -- left --
@dahibi23 жыл бұрын
I think the maoris are fuc**d up
@Loyannelima3 жыл бұрын
Exactly, and also the colonizer that gave them weapons to battle each other. We still see the "peaceful ppl" doing this nowadays
@SamzM4293 жыл бұрын
@@geraldstewart1531 Please if your ancestors didn't leave England they would've died out themselves from disease, famine, or murder🤦🏽♀️ It's laughable how you can say that and make it seem like Māori should be greatful. No sir it is you who should be greatful that my ancestors were peaceful people who welcomed your ancestors to our lands🖕🏾
@anarupadgett28793 жыл бұрын
Exactly, we were much happier before y’all showed up
@SHANKDAWGBABY5 жыл бұрын
I strongly doubt cook came in peace.
@Injudiciously5 жыл бұрын
The Maori survived didn't they?
@merkel27505 жыл бұрын
Because the couldn’t even beat us in warfare, they gave up 😂
@DerekAllDigital5 жыл бұрын
As a Hawaiian, I agree. 😂
@CONJAH315 жыл бұрын
L Ofaday bc our ancestors fought back lmao first “primitive” tribe to win a battle against those colonizers though nowadays there are only descendants, you’d be hard pressed to find someone of full Maori Descent. And they (white govt) in 1867 banned maori language and cultural presence in schools, and today very small percentage of people speak Te Reo and almost the entire country is ignorant of the Maori Culture. So did we really survive?
@AsinineComment5 жыл бұрын
Well, there's Cook and there's the British imperialism - he, did not necessarily lead with Empire with a fleet bristling with weapons and armourments. He was an expert navigator and his journeys were a hugely significant advance for Western knowledge of the world. Still, where he went, and what he mapped, and which he 'claimed for King', was the foot in the door for those who did not "come in peace", afterwards. Cook was in a small, slow, tubby little ship. Hardly the craft of a military incursion! There's multiple records of how Cook sought to connect with other Peoples and avoid a single shot being fired in anger. It was certainly written in some of his orders. Within a few years, plenty of others came to Aotearoa and what is now Australia, who really did have conquest and empire building in mind. Phillip was more like that, than Cook. Lachlan Macquarie was far worse than either of them!
@Kingdom-sy6bh6 жыл бұрын
Some of those pictures are not Maori.
@MrFleaFlea5 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Besides for the bald guy talking in the beginning, all the others are fake maoris.
@sastina67145 жыл бұрын
@@MrFleaFlea haha, true
@user-qg1jb8rw8e5 жыл бұрын
Wish there was more truthful airings on ancient cultures that are still going strong today, as that to me i would appreciate and take pleasure from far greater than this one that is by a fellow Brit of Indian decent
@maiaberryman49855 жыл бұрын
If you're gonna do a video like this then 1: pronounce our reo right, 2: don't EVER paint us as the bad guys in the story of colonisation and 3: back off the whole 'terrifying savage' angle
@blargkliggle11215 жыл бұрын
Eating other people is about as savage as you can get... Of all the cultures that the British destroyed, it's a shame that the maori didn't join them. In a way you should be glad that your people were colonized, you might still be living in huts eating each other instead of using the internet.
@tatorihara5 жыл бұрын
And hongi hika isn't the only well known rangatira. Mere is pronounced me re not meer. An it's Maori not marry
@tatorihara5 жыл бұрын
@@blargkliggle1121 bruv u believe this guy u don't know anything about our culture.
@ajb0yd5 жыл бұрын
@@blargkliggle1121 mate, I'd rather play in the bushes than see people having petty arguments on instagram because their boyfriend cheated on them with eachoter
@ajb0yd5 жыл бұрын
@@blargkliggle1121 have some mana, mate
@respecthewoman3 жыл бұрын
Interesting how the greedy rich 'always' come in peace while branding their natives as salvages, etc. And end up taking their land, language, resources, and women. Yet, 'We come in peace' and leave you and your entire lifestyle in pieces eh?
@nik-minnit43755 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t made of Jade, it was made of greenstone. They are two different things.
@captaincracker89804 жыл бұрын
Nik-Minnit Pounamu, greenstone and New Zealand jade are all names for the same hard, durable highly valued stone, used for making adornments, tools and weapons
@ctakitimu4 жыл бұрын
Greenstone is nephrite jade...or some such spelling
@justincrombie43384 жыл бұрын
Koina te kupu
@mauiwaiariki10474 жыл бұрын
He Pounamu is more than a Rock after it's carved into a tool or weapon e hoa!
@hirokawiti49324 жыл бұрын
Yeah new uni study's on NZ pounamu reveal that it is neither crystal nor stone but a cluster of mineral fibres that make it harder than steel. My cousin didn't elaborate on his source but he's an architect for the govt so he knows his materials.
@D1ONY5US5 жыл бұрын
Some of this isn't exactly true. Honestly, if you want to know about a certain cultures history/ past you need to do a visit. Not quick visit to the University of Reddit.
@piripihiku75065 жыл бұрын
Very well said.
@quadeevans64844 жыл бұрын
Even reddit isn't this dishonest
@captaincracker89804 жыл бұрын
Piripi Hiku hello my hiku, which of the ten facts are true do you think?
@Ate.ria044 жыл бұрын
True !!!
@dawnhunt80194 жыл бұрын
A lot of it was inaccurate I think.
@sambaker56697 жыл бұрын
Where is my kiwis at
@RedTailedfox5517 жыл бұрын
sam baker right here
@xtralargesandwich17637 жыл бұрын
+sam baker Hey
@empressCharnia7 жыл бұрын
sam baker and here. sup bro!
@newworldwarrior83857 жыл бұрын
Kia-ora bro,
@scarts7777 жыл бұрын
sam baker here mate. Yeah. Nah. He sucks at pronouncing Maori words. Yeah.
@johnhuddleston86474 жыл бұрын
As an American, I have a great deal of admiration and respect for the Maori people/culture. If you really want to learn about these people, really do your research and have an open mind. If I can add some context, I remember watching a podcast about Australians on American stereotypes. A lot of Aussies that were interviewed said that the main stereotype Americans have on them is that they all "ride around on kangaroos". First of all, if you did some research on kangaroos, you would see that that was impossible!! You'd have a lot of disabled kangaroos. Second, I'm 51 years old and I've been across the United States. I have never heard ONE single person ever say that they thought Australians rode on kangaroos. So, I've never heard it, AND I LIVE HERE, how is an Aussie, whose probably never been here, arrive at such nonsense?? The Maori people are very proud and very open about their culture. If I want to know something, maybe it's best to ask someone who actually lives in New Zealand... and whose ancestry is in New Zealand!! Peace and love to the Maori people 🙏🙏.
@captaincracker89804 жыл бұрын
John Huddleston I live in New Zealand, most of this is correct.
@captaincracker89804 жыл бұрын
The Australian Rationalist it’s a great image though, riding a kangaroo.
@johnhuddleston86474 жыл бұрын
@The Australian Rationalist It may have been the English that started it, but there were some Aussies that repeated it. As I said, I've never heard ONE AMERICAN say anything like that. I imagine you would get kicked in the balls.....and even in other places as well.
@manaiaparata1572 жыл бұрын
wtf does aussie have to do with maori?
@mapachehombre15812 жыл бұрын
I'm a Maori so shut your mouth
@sarahquill74236 жыл бұрын
Almost every culture has engaged in cannibalism at some point in their history, it's really not that shocking. Maybe your next top 10 could be "10 terrifying facts about British colonialism".
@robertstewart3026 жыл бұрын
Make that dark-skinned cultures
@GianniEndo6 жыл бұрын
Almost every culture has engaged in cannibalism? Are we talking about ancient civilizations, modern civilization, or...? Stick to poll dancing, I can tell you know more about that then history.
@ebayrose6 жыл бұрын
Not every culture has at one point had cannibalism, and cultures are also different from peoples. The Maori did get into cannibalism more due to hunger than this video stated, as there were next to no large animals besides humans. And the Maori people also migrated to New Zealand and wiped out most of the original native people as well (the Moriori). Lastly the British, Welsh, Scottish, and English are some of the most repeatedly conquered people in history and colonialism had plenty of positives, not just negatives for the native peoples. For example the Maori got large animals they could eat and were made to leave cannibalism as history.
@now5916 жыл бұрын
Sarah Quill-( Not true. Europeans as a collective were never cannibals ) Cannibalism also was common in Fiji only 150 years ago. Australian aborigines same (except it has been excised from history) . In Africa still common now in parts.
@alanbstard46 жыл бұрын
no it shouldn't
@TheWoollyFrog8 жыл бұрын
Most terrifying thing about the Maori is how they became second-class citizens in their own country.
@TheWoollyFrog8 жыл бұрын
CRYSIS AE Sure not helping your country's reputation with this rant.
@johndears98258 жыл бұрын
That's the same for alot of cultures not just maori
@TheWoollyFrog8 жыл бұрын
CRYSIS AE Right, and no one violated the treaty since. And I guess all those annual protesters are spoiled brats. K, thanks for your input.
@TheWoollyFrog8 жыл бұрын
john Dears Yes and is that supposed to mean something? Are you attempting to make some sort of an argument here? We should just ignore this little irony because it happens in other places too?
@B3CUMaBRO8 жыл бұрын
john Dears yes now it happens. but between the 1800s-1900s it never happened.
@shivparikh1115 жыл бұрын
Your next video should be about the terrifying colonization habits of the British smh
@DemendraHD5 жыл бұрын
@Th3MadDabb3r A burn to who? That was back in the 16th and 18th centuries. No one's even alive today from that period.
@trineilcwl5 жыл бұрын
Nah Maoris are more terryfying our history is more interesting sorry ghee we are just interesting
@MrFrankFurter5 жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣 Nice!
@kickhim80205 жыл бұрын
okay shiv
@Zazabazaa4 жыл бұрын
It could be a* sequel
@Jordan-bo4nv4 жыл бұрын
Forced to kill Maori in self defence??? They were on Maori land wtf
@jim-bob30934 жыл бұрын
Thats why i shoot the welsh postman if he leans too far over the fence. Narh though im pretty sure the english were poking some warriors with a musket and learned why thats a bad idea. Not just some "we are being totally polite and -oh Gods arhhhhh"
@matthewwilson58874 жыл бұрын
Maori conquered NZ. Were not the first people there.
@plwpahi4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewwilson5887 my ancestors welcomed the Maori here, we came from the same islands after all. & in retrospect, things were much better before the white people turned up.
@olefella75613 жыл бұрын
You got that right. Moreover, Slavery, Colonialism and Colonization are all evil things done, and benefited by evildoers. May I ask, why don't they, Anglo Colonizers, all have a family reunion on their very own land of jolly old England? Return the looted land of Canada to Native people there. Return the looted Continent of Australia in Asia-Pacific to people of Asia-Pacific region. Return the looted New Zealand to Native Maori people. Remember, notorious centuries-long global cardinal crimes that Anglo clans had committed, and benefited a great deals, such as Slavery and Colonialism had long been over, why on earth is notorious Colonization still lingering on, may I ask?
@ms.gregoria22493 жыл бұрын
"Robber came to a house, looted everything, killed the owners, tore down the house, in the meantime stub his toe and now he claims there were sacrifices made on both sides". ~ Analogy used by Shashi Tharoor on British claims of sacrifices made on both sides during the British Raj fits perfectly here too.
@jamiirali18 жыл бұрын
I love Maori culture...fierce in pride and battle yet very affectionate in family and hospitality...they can be the best of friends and brothers yet the worst enemy if crossed or pissed off...much respect to Aotearoa!!
@tribalwarfare11467 жыл бұрын
the red baron tena koe toku tuakana thanks brother
@spencerdavies93897 жыл бұрын
shot g., we are harty cunts appreciate it
@bigblue3907 жыл бұрын
the red baron affectionate in family lol check out their domestic violence stats
@lowkigamez72437 жыл бұрын
thats because maori people were put in conflict from pakeha, and stress causes domestic violence and is the top reason for domestic violence in new zealand
@risk21937 жыл бұрын
the red baron In reality, the three other main Polynesian island nations shows these customs more so.
@ginstar035 жыл бұрын
Could’ve at least learned how to pronounce ‘Maori’ properly
@suchathillybaka33795 жыл бұрын
Hard ay
@lifeofwai64285 жыл бұрын
Ginny GinGin yasa
@reigncross78095 жыл бұрын
Hard bo
@geewaiti82965 жыл бұрын
Straight up bro
@nah27695 жыл бұрын
@Wilson Zhang Because we roll our r's, so it sounds like that i guess
@dbgaming47635 жыл бұрын
Maori are “brothers” to my Australian Aboriginal culture, love their culture and love mine too ❤️💛🖤
@pacdaddy4025 жыл бұрын
yes bro !
@piripihiku75065 жыл бұрын
Kia ora e te tangata o te iwi Moemoea.
@blinkblang21325 жыл бұрын
da boong 🖤✊🏽✊🏽
@ngamarumoka-tutahi16955 жыл бұрын
No
@MrFrankFurter5 жыл бұрын
Maori look like a lot of Filipinos also, probably tribally related iver anthousand years ago.
@GL-nu7rx3 жыл бұрын
* Cook wanted to interact with the Maori peacefully * * Ignores their wishes to be left alone * * Kills and kidnaps their warriors *
@yourfabuloushappymann51543 жыл бұрын
Maori eat Cook
@xXZiiLERXx3 жыл бұрын
@@sonofagalwayman6553 you trying to justify what the British did is a joke mate
@URMyTorment3 жыл бұрын
@@xXZiiLERXx you would rather live in NZ presettlement?
@xXZiiLERXx3 жыл бұрын
@@URMyTorment you would rather live in space? Ask a stupid question and you'll get one back smh
@shelleygrace21543 жыл бұрын
@@sonofagalwayman6553 Yes, everyone was fine before Cook and his diseases and particular brand of cowardice arrived. Cannabilism has been a thing everywhere, especially in Europe.
@dianindriyanti58816 жыл бұрын
I have met a new Zealand guy and he is pretty amazing tho ,and when I ask anything about Maori he always answer me and everything sounds lovely to me ,I fall in love with new Zealand just like how I fall in love with him xx
@wendychavez53485 жыл бұрын
People from New Zealand are very easy to love, and quite proud of their culture. When I got off the plane in late May, 2005, the first thing anyone said to me--before I had even stepped off the tarmac--was, "How do you like New Zealand?" I could only say, "So far I love it!" After I got home, a friend asked what I liked best about it, and I immediately knew it was the people.
@mute80055 жыл бұрын
Were you from
@seshthecat5 жыл бұрын
@@wendychavez5348 that's so nice to hear about my country.
@sp4rtavus2445 жыл бұрын
Wendy Chavez Except if you are a Muslim.
@vudoc26 жыл бұрын
This is full of factual errors. He is clearly not from New Zealand, and is reading from a badly prepared script, written by someone who does not know the history of New Zealand. He can't even pronounce the word mere, which sounds more like the pākeha word "merry". This post is rubbish, and should be ignored completely.
@wikitoriamita-stephens5785 жыл бұрын
I am maori,
@koeaterira46715 жыл бұрын
@@wikitoriamita-stephens578 wdym
@lexiegrace18775 жыл бұрын
i know right
@Team_Killer_NZ5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he made up a bunch of bs the boko hwsd
@tatorihara5 жыл бұрын
Too right
@tomlegat-parker50997 жыл бұрын
Guys, let stop hating his pronouncation. Yep, it's wrong, but he's not from New Zealand, so he won't be a Te Reo Maori university lecturer.
@MananagKiVato7 жыл бұрын
Tom Legat-Parker but it takes like one minute to just memorize the maori alphebet sounds...
@peramaraku72777 жыл бұрын
Yeah but I say if you can't say it don't say it at all
@bubbaswag20887 жыл бұрын
That is true but whats the point of making a video about our maori culture when you can hardly speak the maori and get the facts right, never disrespect our culture
@KyuuteAnimeGrill7 жыл бұрын
He gets paid for this though
@SamuelWhatuira7 жыл бұрын
Tom Legat-Parker you should hear Matthew Santoro try pronounce Maori, it's hilarious
@LucasDirkx4 жыл бұрын
The Haka is a call to the gods, not just a wardance.
@marilynschmidt64004 жыл бұрын
@Calvin I Arohamai e hoa?
@koientua16484 жыл бұрын
@Calvin I its not demonic, maori just like most polynesian cultures believed in multiple gods
@batmantheman65454 жыл бұрын
@Calvin I your demonic
@phillipleng47573 жыл бұрын
@Edwina Regan Fuimaono-Brown I believe there were too many different Haka to specifically define one purpose. Each needs translation.
@iram91113 жыл бұрын
A call for the ancestors i think their gods are the natural spirits in nature i guess
@MorganMR28 жыл бұрын
and invented trench warfare, and scared the shit out of the Germans in WW2, and still scare the shit out of the Taliban in Afghanistan
@susiebear33168 жыл бұрын
amen true alpha males I love it
@honetekaawa46198 жыл бұрын
Look up pa wars and it will give you all the info on Maori strategies of war
@meraniadobbs80688 жыл бұрын
Hauptsturmführer Lauri Allan Törni but never has it been so successful for a people with just sticks an stone weapons. thats why maori got a treaty of peace from the crown. makes u think ???. white people had guns an the war lasted round 40 years
@whasudr8 жыл бұрын
Hauptsturmführer Lauri Allan Törni trench warfare has been credited to maori by many experts. Altho europeans used ditchs, tunnels saps etc...they never used trenchs as a defensive & offensive strategy as maori did. If u think they did show us proof.
@whasudr8 жыл бұрын
wtf are u on? white ppl/british fought the maori in NZ & maori kicked their ass using trench warfare & guerrilla tactics. The british had gunships with cannons & 3 times as many soldiers & still couldnt beat them.
@micaelmaya-peinl5356 жыл бұрын
Next video do a Top Ten TERRIFYING Facts about the British Colonists! I would love to see that one.
@sassywolf16 жыл бұрын
it will be a hard list.
@xtaniwhax96556 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ironfin94066 жыл бұрын
Looting Graves killing natives keeping slaves growing weed I could go on
@ironfin94066 жыл бұрын
Some of the more evil famous things British colonists did
@RunWayUnderground6 жыл бұрын
LOL! Actually that would actually be a Top 1000 Terrifying Facts about them...
@SardonicSloClap6 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm Pakeha (NZ European), and there were a few things that made me go "hold up... that doesn't sound quite right". Now, I'm not claiming to know all about the Māori culture, but things like the Moko (face tattoos) I'm sure are more about heritage and genealogy rather than "look how scary and tough I am!". Also his pronunciation of Mere got me each time, it's "meh-reh" not "mere" - (pronunced like the word for insignificant.) Maybe he should try actually liaising with some Maori to get his facts fully in line first, rather than relying on websites.
@doubledragan2 жыл бұрын
100%
@urbanguru52632 жыл бұрын
I learnt the patu was the club they used ….
@manawahinekorero95342 жыл бұрын
Āe, that is correct.
@michelleripia81462 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the respect u speak of and show to our cultural and traditional practices
@janececelia74482 жыл бұрын
Yep, that pronunciation got me too.
@mikaerepeck17673 жыл бұрын
Number 3 about heads, you have a picture of someone holding heads who is definitely from a different land and culture, the clothing is not of our Maori ancestry. Also infanticide was not a normal practise. Babies and children were cherished, both boys and girls. Women are the whare tangata. Life simply could not exist without both. Your information is skewed.
@Rhoadie13 жыл бұрын
I believe you. Practice is spelled with a C. Thanks. LOL
@DayneJo8 ай бұрын
@@Rhoadie1in NZ ‘practice’ is a noun and ‘practise’ is a verb. I believe here the right spelling has been utilised.
@DayneJo8 ай бұрын
I agree number 3 is definitely a picture from a different land and culture. That is definitely misinformation. Also the information on infanticide has been ill researched. The only accounts about infanticide that I’ve ever come across have been statements made by missionaries during colonisation periods and assumptions made from these about pre colonisation periods.
@Coach_BigMac5 жыл бұрын
Cook wanted to interact peacefully? GTFOH!
@Pam-rp3lu5 жыл бұрын
Honorable and colonization do not work hand in hand lol No such thing as a peacemaker who wishes to change a land and people.
@maarten92725 жыл бұрын
@@Pam-rp3lu He wasn't a coloniser though, he was an explorer and scientists.
@maarten92725 жыл бұрын
@Put some Cheese on it As far as I can tell he only had a few violent incidents in his career. Usualy as a result of a minor accident escalating out of control. For instance, he was unintentionally stabbed to death by a native hawaiian while trying to reclaim a stolen boat (the boat was stolen from Cook, if that phrase was to vague).
@yep96575 жыл бұрын
Anglia Alba he got eaten for a reason 😂😂😂
@digiaotearoa58975 жыл бұрын
Cook was no saint thats why he got eaten hahaha
@EmbraceMedia6 жыл бұрын
The practices for hahu or nehu (the burial of the body) have changed over time. Traditionally the tūpāpaku were buried in shallow graves, or placed in secret places including caves or trees. In some cases the tūpāpaku would be weighted down with something and buried in the sea or in a deep pool of water. After a time the tohunga would return and collect the bones for the hahunga (exhumation ceremony). The bones were washed, scraped and painted with red ochre, and returned to the marae and mourned over again, in a similar ceremony to the tangihanga. The final committal of these bones was done in secret so that enemies of the hapū could not uncover the dead and desecrate their remains. Cremation was - and is - rare and usually happened in cases of disease, or when the person had died in enemy territory (to prevent their bones being captured by enemies)
@BoobyTrap83 жыл бұрын
I believe it was the elderly women who were tasked with scraping the bones. How awful :(
@SRial1002 жыл бұрын
@@BoobyTrap8 normal for them back then
@Andulsi6 жыл бұрын
Respect to the Maori. one of the few cultures to make the Brits negotiate, they scared em so much. hereabouts, we had the Flying Columns etc...
@martindennehy3030 Жыл бұрын
No they didn't, they were fooled😅
@GiftenandHoodNZ Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Maori were the creators of trench Warfare. During British war in Ruapekapeka pā, a chief named Te Ruki Kāwiti from the Ngati Hine, Ngapuhi region in Northern Aotearoa, New Zealand and his ally, Hone Heke, (known to have cut down the British flag in 1844, later resulting in a war between the Maori and the British in 1845.) had been said to have invented trench Warfare and British historians also credit Maori for the invention of trench Warfare.
@Lilly..L-k4h5 жыл бұрын
Came in peace to take their land.
@junelledembroski91833 жыл бұрын
Came in peace with war in mind
@zerosternritter5663 жыл бұрын
Came in peace to Take their Culture & Convert them to Christianity
@jasonjohnson64033 жыл бұрын
Europeans are no different then any other culture just had means to sail the world and take over ... if Maoris had the able to they would do the same ... so quit crying about it
@fatherfreddie85123 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Anglo British trespassing others' lands, there are over 40 territories & nations in jolly old E-U-R-O-P-E to trespass; why in Asia-Pacific, half way round the world from their jolly old England, may I ask?
@xXZiiLERXx3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonjohnson6403 you don't know that
@oscarjeffery89445 жыл бұрын
“MOWRI” that hurts
@adrim8885 жыл бұрын
How do we pronounce it?
@Dimirov5 жыл бұрын
Well...in Romanian "mori" means DIE! So... yea.
@gracebennett11564 жыл бұрын
@@Dimirov And that's relevant because...
@DamanKingBear4 жыл бұрын
That’s how it’s said to pronounce it in the Oxford dictionary. Straight up it says “Mowri” like cow
@bladesamah4 жыл бұрын
could create your own alphabet.. instead you use english alphabet and thats how it is pronounced using the english alphabet.. cant blame ppl for that, just educate them how you guys pronounce it
@davisblair095 жыл бұрын
In the head taking segment the warrior holding two heads is a Bornean Dayak warrior, not a Maori.
@blixten29282 жыл бұрын
THANKS, so easy to be mislead. Sloppy work, I'm afraid, on Simon's part!
@pfranks752 жыл бұрын
If you get the opportunity to go to New Zealand it is a beautiful place. They still have Māori Villages, and presentations of their culture.
@NoMoreLGBTQPlease2 жыл бұрын
There’s no Maori villages and there’s very minimal presentation of our culture, all our history knowledge and artifacts have been wiped away, lied about, been destroyed or placed into museums/archives.
@waitangipiripi1652 жыл бұрын
Oh mate 🤦🏽♀️
@cushlacook6932 жыл бұрын
I live in New Zealand, there are very few maraes left, and the langue is slowly being forgotten, it's quite sad really and people aren't putting enough effort into preserving it. my family on my dad side are all Maori and they mostly all speak a t least a little bit of it.
@petermalloy53602 жыл бұрын
There are many beautiful maraes around all of NewZealand.
@Nudgeworth Жыл бұрын
@@cushlacook693 There has actually been increased interest in learning Maori, by both Maori and Pakeha(NZ European). To the extent that there aren't enough classes teaching the language.
@whasudr8 жыл бұрын
ok firstly the most common place to get a maori tattoo is on your ass & legs, the moko is only the facial part of maori tattoo. the moko on a face shows immediate family history, rank in the tribe, tribal links, occupation. over time maori have used many ways of interring their dead, not just one. Cannabilism was still practiced until the 1860s there are recorded incidents that I have heard of after this.
@whasudr8 жыл бұрын
slight mistake, there are NO recorded incidents of cannibalism after 1860.
@conesinker_42098 жыл бұрын
Taniwha Sutherland traditionally iour days it usuqlly on da sholder or arm
@whasudr8 жыл бұрын
Kaea Walker cant understand your bad spelling
@mattsta16408 жыл бұрын
Taniwha Sutherland so your saying before the evil oppressive white man came and hauled the Maori into a system where all was not equal, they used facial tats to show who was higher and lower class in an oppressive system where all were not equal and even slaves were kept....
@whasudr8 жыл бұрын
lol exactly
@WildHorseSpirit146 жыл бұрын
I’m Maori and I congratulate this guy on attempting to even pronounce Te Reo when most people won’t even try to
@blubizzu6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't finish watching this, his pronunciation was so bad
@1badstorm6 жыл бұрын
It seems to me, as a maori, he didnt put much research into how to pronounce our language, i am hugely offended. The mare? Not even close to mere!
@blubizzu6 жыл бұрын
If you know the vowel sounds, you can pronounce perfect Māori. It's so simple!!
@all3ykat796 жыл бұрын
1badstorm I listened to the second Altered Carbon audiobook... That was even worse, didn't realise they were using maori sleeves (cloned bodies) till I actually read the book.
@Bernz4U6 жыл бұрын
get yourself a decent (Māori) education first and a hearing check while you're there girl before you support rubbish like this again...
@CitroenDS236 жыл бұрын
I am cringing at the shallowness of his research and simple mis-interpretation of complex events. If this is representative of the quality of his Top Ten videos then I cannot trust anything he presents. I will not be subscribing...
@kittycat-kg4dm6 жыл бұрын
Vincent Ingram arohanui to you !! I’m disgusted at the way in which my ancestors are being represented , with the inference that they were sub human or uncivilised before captain Cook arrived. Furthermore so much of this is blatantly incorrect !! Cannibalism was NOT for the sake of eating people but as a symbol of upmost respect for my ancestors’ slain enemies , absorbing their mana (aura , energy, power, influence) and carrying it on through themselves . As a 14 year old Maori living in London I have so, so much respect for you!!💚💚
@BACHKA6 жыл бұрын
weird flex but ok
@kittycat-kg4dm6 жыл бұрын
BACHKA preposterous boast, but alas
@CitroenDS236 жыл бұрын
@@BACHKA huh? I don't know what you mean with that comment.
@esgoy34576 жыл бұрын
@@CitroenDS23 r/OutOfTheLoop
@petergarrone82423 жыл бұрын
A kiwi told me some interesting facts about Maoris you may have missed. Once when they were fighting the British, the British had decided to retreat because they were running out of ammunition. The Maori offered them half of their ammunition if they would stay and fight. Another time the British would not invade a particular valley because there was no track through it. Therefore their opponents built one in the hope they would come and fight. My impression is, they loved a fight.
@snoozyq95763 жыл бұрын
I would be curious about the validity of this. Only because some people claim they were peaceful and not about fighting. I get confused about what is true all the time
@petergarrone82423 жыл бұрын
@@snoozyq9576 Absolutely no direct references for these facts, told to me by a New Zealander on night shift in 1978. What about the haka?
@SakuCzads6822 жыл бұрын
@@snoozyq9576 then come to new zealand and go to a marae and ask for yourself. Learn our history. Before choosing one side without really knowing the other side yea? Theres always two sides to a story not one. But obviously as a racist you would pick the happy story which is made into lies so people like you can feel safe knowing and thinking your kind didn’t do anything wrong. When in fact the more gruesome story is the truth and you don’t want to accept the fact that your kind did this and play it out as if my people are the villains when in fact we are the victims
@blagd2 жыл бұрын
@@SakuCzads682 facts
@brendonrookes11512 жыл бұрын
nah they likey were runing out of food moari eat there enermy
@tenaciouscree9156 жыл бұрын
Maori caught my attention ever since the "Deadliest Warrior" on the Spike channel. I also remember watching a movie called "Once We're Warriors" when I was 9 or 10 years old. I truly admire the Maori. Makes me feel proud to be Cree.
@caesarforlife16632 жыл бұрын
Make it a goal to visit New Zealand one day. The Maori all over the country would welcome you and show you the greatest respect and honour you because of your Cree heritage. Maori are well aware of the bravery of the Native American Tribes.
@aheat3036 Жыл бұрын
They have a very violent and ruthless history which has been sanitized to appease the people who get offended easily and that’s truer than ever in this day and age!
@Makinogurl2 ай бұрын
@aheat3036 true bro... when was the last time you were on a marae?
@teknobeat9366 жыл бұрын
I know he tried but the way he pronounced Māori sounded like Maui from Moana instead lol.
@AlternativeElvis5 жыл бұрын
Dude, I knew as soon as I saw the title for this it would end badly... Are there no Kiwi's in London that could have helped you with this? Love this, and all your other vids. Take care
@garylewis77294 жыл бұрын
No other indigenous people would come close to the Maori . They would out smart you ,beat the crap out of you then eat you. As a white New Zealander Maori culture was one subject I enjoyed at school . Respect to them
@davidk62647 жыл бұрын
The British about 1500-2000 years ago used to adorn there homes with the heads of other tribal enemies . The Romans recorded this.
@jasonmason24712 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they did that on the continent, too.
@blixten29282 жыл бұрын
And in the 19th and 20th centuries, European scientists dug up and collected "savage" skulls, in order to put them in museums, measure them and thus "prove" the superiority of Europeans. So civilised.
@TheMmiguelito6 жыл бұрын
Interesting how the narrator painted cook as the victim and was "forced to retaliate " smh
@captaincracker89806 жыл бұрын
TheMmiguelito but that’s true, if you spend five minutes reading about cook you’d ‘discover’ that.
@MisterCovek6 жыл бұрын
Let's see which scenario is more believable.... *Scenario A)* Cook, a man who's traveled the world, lands on NZ, sees the natives and kills them for no reason. Thinking he'll kill his way to owning an ENTIRE CONTINENT with a group of tired sailors and one boat. or *Scenario B)* Natives who have never seen a white man before, or a boat, see something huge approaching their shores and attack out of fear and lack of knowledge.
@alanbstard46 жыл бұрын
that is true, he was
@kittycat-kg4dm6 жыл бұрын
MisterCovek “lack of knowledge “ as if my ancestors were unintelligent. Tell me, if aliens showed up with weapons you had never seen before speaking a language you did not understand and killing your friends or family with guns at the very first confrontation between them would you sit there and watch or would you do everything in your power to thwart them ?
@MisterCovek6 жыл бұрын
@@kittycat-kg4dm Yes. In comparison to the aliens, I'd say we are less knowledgeable. Btw, you're confusing intelligence with knowledge. And yes, the natives of Oceania were less knowledgeable than Cook because they didn't know that the rest of the world even existed. They never explored the world like he did, and probably thought they were alone. Plus, they have just seen a kind of man they never saw before. As far as your metaphor goes about them killing the natives. How can we be sure who attacked first? All we know is the natives got beat because they had weaker technology than the Europeans. So now we assume that the winner is the one to blame because he was stronger. I too can make metaphors.... Imagine if a little 130 lb thug picked a fight with Mike Tyson. He came up to him and slapped him across the face. Mike knocks him out of his socks. Is Mike forever guilty for destroying the thug, or is it the thug's fault in the first place for picking a fight he couldn't finish?
@nikkeijin-man70256 жыл бұрын
They look like my tribe here in Cordilleras Philippines called the Igorots, they too practice headhunting and tribal war but not now. The Maori call their body markings with Moko, we call it Batek. For us Igorot people, only the warriors get these body markings. Kudos to our Maori brothers.
@marionetteproject508 Жыл бұрын
You're not wrong! cause many pacific islanders like maoris, samoans, tongans and other islanders have south east asian ancestry
@DavidSmith-kz2to3 жыл бұрын
Fact 4 is bull. If people you don't know go into you're house, with weapons, when you attack them and they kill you, It's "self -defence".
@MikeJones-oo7wi8 жыл бұрын
slavery and cannibalism good too see someone keeping the truth alive unlike the revised and edited history they teach now.
@lu-chan17457 жыл бұрын
Respect to the Maori and polynesian people's culture, I think it's facinating! If all people were having the same culture the world would be boring. But sadly some people fear and hate what's different to them. We were made different to know and learn from each other.
@Gasta1983 Жыл бұрын
Iain gonna love the culture that supported😅 cannibalism.
@Koozwad Жыл бұрын
The world's 'elites'/globalists want every country to be exactly the same. Mixing all people until there is nothing left. No identity, culture or anything. Don't let this happen, people. No open borders!
@summalumma__5 жыл бұрын
I love how he said 'Tribesmen' only kiwis know.
@allshallberevealed55023 жыл бұрын
AO hahaha chuur
@adamsconnected561310 ай бұрын
A war party was a Taua, a hapu was a small collection of families living together. The Mere was also driven through the skull between eyes and nose and then turned
@matty68488 жыл бұрын
The Maori people can be or used to be terrifying people but most are lovely, friendly people:)
@waaqcir70577 жыл бұрын
Are there any pure blooded Maori still alive? They look more diluted each generation.
@bigolham36057 жыл бұрын
Gold Seeker nope, if you come across someone claiming they are full blooded they lying 😂
@visualdisappointment81747 жыл бұрын
Thank you very much!
@visualdisappointment81747 жыл бұрын
Waaq Cir who can say that, of any race, now? Even the isolated tribes in south america have been invaded at one point or another.
@dekodabrown57977 жыл бұрын
Waaq Cir is their any pure blooded Maoris alive, all Maoris are pure Maoris unless the parents are dif culture like if mum was Indian and dad was Maori that's half blooded Maori
@strident61925 жыл бұрын
I came here to investigate about Maori people after high school students make haka to honouring the victims of the Christchurch😅😓
@EriNinui5 жыл бұрын
prince of HUMANITY same!
@yaa5y5 жыл бұрын
Me too 😅
@fallenangel_8995 жыл бұрын
Don't get the wrong idea when they do it. It was used for war but it was also a sign of respect
@joshuaparkes86855 жыл бұрын
This Video is in accurate .. Id keep looking around or perhaps even visit a Museum like Te Papa or Auckland Museum
@heyheyheyheyheyheyman50965 жыл бұрын
Im 8 love action
@issaissachur80777 жыл бұрын
When I heard him try to say the word Maori, I heard him say; Meow -wee
@miss-lowkey13386 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@linkyswayer54704 жыл бұрын
If you didn’t know the mere club was actually called a Patu
@HoranoPatoromo3 жыл бұрын
Two Different Weapons brother. Mere was generally Pounamu or some sort of stone and the majority of Patu was made from Rakau or Whale Bone. Materials aside each Iwi would have used what was available to the at the time for these weapons. Different shapes too, Mere had 4 blades and Patu was one smooth double edged blade.
@georgeschafer534 жыл бұрын
Since the video is supposedly dealing with facts, let me offer a correction: Captain James Cook first landed at Gisborne, New Zealand on October 9, 1769 not in October 1767 as stated in the video (4.59). This sort of makes the other "facts" suspicious.
@bumpupdajam5 жыл бұрын
This dude needs to look up NZ land and maori wars tells you everything about what you want to know, this aint factual..
@Catubrannos8 жыл бұрын
Nothing controversial about cannibalism, it was well attested. Cannibalism was common throughout the Pacific including Australia. Cannibalism is still practiced by remote tribes in Papua New Guinea.
@wierdalien18 жыл бұрын
Catubrannos Its illegal in New Guinea because of prion diseases. however it pseudo occurs
@johnhsmckay8 жыл бұрын
Yea its pretty well known that we used to eat people. I think there are some Maori out there that want to look back at our history with the ol rose tinted glasses haha.
@Catubrannos8 жыл бұрын
Alistair Shaw There was an Australian documentary about 10 years ago where a documentarist travelled into the highlands to study a tribe. He was accepted by the tribe but they told him that his cameraman had to join as well or they'd eat him as he was regarded as a burden as he did nothing. The cameraman was allowed to leave instead.
@Catubrannos8 жыл бұрын
John McKay Do you know anything about the story of Remuera? It's supposedly means burnt backside or similar and refers to a princess of a rival tribe that was eaten. There is some debate about this but given the wealthy suburb the area is now, it would be amusing if so.
@Chownz8 жыл бұрын
And in most parts of Europe as well; including the Scots/Picts!!
@andywatson6112 жыл бұрын
Not everyone had the facial tattoo's. They were only permitted to those who of distinction. About 10 years ago I was working in a small coastal town in the South Island when local council workers fixing footpaths dug up bones. The local archaelogist (yes there was one in the town) was called. On examination of the site and the bones he pointed out to me the remains of the cooking oven, he confirmed the bones as human and showed me the charring that had ocurred to them, most likely having been cannibalised he said.
@sunpacbrolygokuzu36098 жыл бұрын
For "Mere" you roll the "R" so it sounds like "Meh" "Reh" but together. Also the Ta Moko is to display our Whakapapa(Geneology).
@capstaoner94668 жыл бұрын
say med air real quick
@edenallen31778 жыл бұрын
CAPSTA ONER
@82179gett8 жыл бұрын
James Slander no he's not
@yogibear46827 жыл бұрын
No it isnt, Maori never rolled their R's.
@lennoxthompson29897 жыл бұрын
yes we do
@destinytaare23055 жыл бұрын
I'm so disappointed with this video. You really need to do your research as a majority of your information is wrong especially the arrival of cook.
@libgapper97614 жыл бұрын
Im sure simon is well more educated than you are
@dr.geniusbuck21634 жыл бұрын
lib gapper about our culture? Hell no
@undercoverwarrior31494 жыл бұрын
lib gapper i Think you shouldn’t argue with Maori about Maori culture
@ratchetani92617 жыл бұрын
every time he said moweriee. I threw my laptop onto the ground
@catg83836 жыл бұрын
Daily Anii lol
@samzy9246 жыл бұрын
How where you then able to watch it till the end?🤔
@GeekGamer6666 жыл бұрын
A robust laptop, lol.
@thabro09396 жыл бұрын
Stop lying keint lol
@toninuku87836 жыл бұрын
Mere club
@TiaDeeRants4 жыл бұрын
the image at 6:34 is one of my ancestors. Herewini Tupe, my 5th generation back grandfather. I’ve never seen that version of the imagine before and I’m wondering if I could some how have access to the full image/where you found it? thanks!
@captaincracker89804 жыл бұрын
Tia dee interesting, you should contact the channel, they have Twitter and Facebook links in their profile/about page.
@karlbates11727 жыл бұрын
This dude should have gone the professional courtesy of understanding the pronunciation of the maori language. I'm a pakeha and his pronunciation even grinds me up the wrong way.
@888jabs5 жыл бұрын
You obviously can't tell the difference between a NZ Maori and an Australian Aboriginal.
@jerrybrewster54575 жыл бұрын
jabster mate theres clearly a bunch of differences
@jaymeebenton28455 жыл бұрын
bro wtf
@TomRiddler-m3j5 жыл бұрын
jerry brewster the difference is that one can get a job
@strongattemptstoexplainthe33374 жыл бұрын
both diffrent countrys
@cherie53085 жыл бұрын
I'm also from NZ and as much as I love your other vids, this one had me cringing. Please, please learn to pronounce the language of a culture you are speaking about properly and take the time to get your facts straight.
@jaymeebenton28455 жыл бұрын
thank u for saying that im from nz as well this vid annoyed me soooo much sure we did some bad stuff but look at parihaka everyone look at that read into it our people went through hell with the settlers
@piripihiku75065 жыл бұрын
Thank You, honestly!!!
@Todsor5 жыл бұрын
lol foreigners have been pronouncing our Chinggis khan's name wrong for 700 hundred years and counting. Let alone mispronunciation, we've still been called tatars, barbarians etc. You people must have a super shiny glass heart to get annoyed by mere mispronunciation. How about some thick skin?
@cxxldxde2745 жыл бұрын
@@Todsor yikes!
@musicmad675 жыл бұрын
@@Todsor I wouldn't want to learn something about Genghis Khan from someone who pronounced it wrong
@grantthompson913110 ай бұрын
Cannibalism was a routine funerary practice in Europe about 15,000 years ago, with people eating their dead not out of necessity but rather as part of their culture.
@joshuakaha11156 жыл бұрын
Leave it to a brit to say the British were TOTALLY civil and we're absolutely attacked :^ ]
@MisterCovek6 жыл бұрын
What's more logical and realistic? A man who's traveled the world, attacking a group of people for no reason after he's just traveled across the globe... Or a group of natives who see a huge ship full of white people - both of which they have never seen before - attack the Europeans out of fear?
@kittycat-kg4dm6 жыл бұрын
Joshwa arohanui to u bro the amount of white privilege on here makes me sick to my stomach I’ve been replying to pakeha old men’s comments for like an hour 😂😂😭😭😭 the disrespect to my ancestors angers me so so much
@jonathanhale83886 жыл бұрын
MisterCovek out of fear? Ha. They wanted to eat them and shrink their heads. It is proven that certain races have higher capacities. The brains of certain groups will never evolve, but will remain primal like lesser animals. Like reptiles or fish, cannibals are the lowest order of primate.
@KallusGarnet6 жыл бұрын
we are civil because we eat people with a knife and fork with our mouths closed at the dinner table thank your very much.
@gitsurfer276 жыл бұрын
I'm British and our past colonialism was horrific and beyond brutal, we were anything but civil. The cultures we laid to waste is so sad.
@papatuanuku35456 жыл бұрын
My Tupuna ( ancestor) was a paramount chief higher then a normal chief, he was from a rangatira ( High Chief ) Iine. He had 6 wifes, I belong to the first wife line. My tupuna was a "casanova" he loved his women and he was seen 2 other chief wifes behind there backs as well. One day my tupuna and his first wife and oldest son who was 15 at that time, they went to stay with a hapu ( Village) over the hills for the weekend. The first nite they stayed ( Friday ) nite my tupuna had a premonition dream, that saturday morning when he woke, he told his wife and son to pack up there belongings and go straight home, they didn't ask why or how come? Because he was a rangitata & it was a no no to question is ability or situations, he said to his wife and son I see yous tonight, he needed to do some thing's, they headed home with half of his warriors the rest stay remain with him. That nite my tupuna sneak out to meet up with the 2 chief's wifes, when him and his warriors arrived to the spot where the chiefs wife's where, they were ambushed by the 2 chief's and there warriors, my tupuna warriors were killed. They took my tupuna to a canyon on the other side of the hills and murder him by cutting him up in pieces and skirted him 100 metres north, east, south and west why that because know one can find the remains of my tupuna, was a sad lost for his wife's and oldest son who was next one to the rangatira line, the oldest male line. One day his oldest son who had great respect for other Iwi ( tribes ). When he turn 18yrs he had Mana ( strength ) to ask the other Iwi for help, for the revenge of the death of his father, from north east south and west Iwi came together and wiped out the 2 chief's hapu and took the two chief's back to my mum's ( Marae ) in ( Te Kuiti )they killed them and ate them. Why to break the Tapu ( curse) and because my tupuna was from a rangatira line. They won't. He was "Tutemahurangi" my Tupuna. We carry his surname today 2018 he was born in the 16-17 hundreds.
@richardbruce81116 жыл бұрын
this is aweful stuff KANE just like my Celtic ancestors let it GO 1 to3 wifes is more than any bloke needs (unless he is a billy goat) focus on the NOW Dance SING enough of this killing & cunning bonking that gets you killed, do better TODAY
@noemamamaka33686 жыл бұрын
Whether we like or not sometimes, we have a saying in Hawaii/mo'i WE ARE WHO WE WERE. mahalo piha for this riveting accounting, it is special to have been here to read it. Kia'ora, Alo hā. I am also a celt on my other side, it is ours to hand down this history so Richard Bruce show this person that respect instead of telling others to stuffing IT DOWN.
@vivienneyeki38946 жыл бұрын
Incredible story! Its amazing how many generations a pattern of behaviour follows. You'd better keep an eye on any Casanova qualities!
@kimemes6 жыл бұрын
Aight bro, nobody needs to hear your life story
@steveloiacono64316 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing such a amazing story with us. I was intrigued.
@AgentDev5427 жыл бұрын
I'm Maori. And we're not THAT scary. More like land-lovers really.
@hello22707 жыл бұрын
We are not that scary now
@anaheraataahua19677 жыл бұрын
were are you from and we are not that is so racist
@karizmataylor39037 жыл бұрын
Casey Hutton Right
@mathieud66477 жыл бұрын
You are scary in tackle
@j.gczaricit94467 жыл бұрын
you were no better than zulu
@crosseyedone7960 Жыл бұрын
The Maori were cannibals. When they invaded what we now call New Zealand, there were at least two different people groups living there. One group were red haired and pale and the other light haired. Both groups were savagely murdered and devoured. There was some inter breeding and many Maori still have the red hair dna.
@ngatibroffessor18407 жыл бұрын
In a first for a Maori feat of engineering, the Institution of Professional Engineers of New Zealand (IPENZ) has recognised Ruapekapeka Pa as a national site of engineering significance. Built by Warrior Chief Te Ruki Kawiti in late 1845, Ruapekapeka Pa consisted of a network of rifle trenches, bunkers, tunnels and a double stockade. It was purpose built by Kawiti to counter European warfare techniques of the time. It provided views over the whole of the contested landscape of the northern campaign. In contrast to traditional pa, Ruapekapeka did not guard borders, command important routes of communication, or protect civilisations. Ruapekapeka Pa could be abandoned without qualm. The aim was to draw British troops to into battle on a difficult site. No major buildings were erected. Instead, underground rooms were built that were designed to withstand heavy bombardment. Kawiti and his men sheltered together in dark bunkers like a colony of bats, an arrangement which gave the pa its name, Ruapekapeka, “the bats nest”. After two weeks of bombardment, the British troops breached the palisades and on Sunday 11th January 1846, they entered the pa. They discovered, as with other Northern War battles, the pa had been abandoned before the troops entered. In the battle, the British suffered a total of 45 casualties, while the Maori killed and wounded numbered about 30. At the end of January 1846, Kawiti and Heke negotiated a peace with Governor Grey. Ruapekapeka Pa was never re-occupied and was left to deteriorate following the battle. Ruapekapeka was a large pa, measuring 150m x 70m, surrounded by two rows of 3m to 5m high palisades. These palisades consisted of puriri tree trunks and split timber lashed together and reinforced with bundles of protective flax padding. Between the two layers was a two metre wide trench divided into numerous gun fighter pits. When attacked, the defenders could fire through the outer palisade at ground level while remaining well protected from return fire by the fence and earthen walls of the pits. A second line of defenders could fire from the embankment over the heads of those in the outer trench. A network of underground connecting tunnels, and bomb-proof shelters, strengthened by strong puriri bearers were built within the pa. The shelters were protected by earthen roofs and robust wooden huts. During times of bombardment they provided excellent protection of the pa’s inhabitants in the same way that bomb shelters were later used in WWI. Scattered within and behind the pa were felled tree trunks and raised mounds to provide cover should the palisades be breached and to hinder the attackers in the event of a direct assault. This type of pa was far better equipped to handle cannon fire than traditional pa, but almost as important as its innovative construction was the location. A pa built inland, a long way from European supply sources and navy ships was in a strong position. The attackers had to travel through rough, unfamiliar territory, dragging all their equipment with them and would have little choice when it came to finding a suitable base camp. Following the battle, the site was not re-occupied and was left to deteriorate. As a result, the timber palisades have completely decayed and disappeared. The system of tunnels and shelters have also deteriorated over time, however there is clear evidence of the trenches and mounds that formed the pa. A well on the site remains intact. www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU0802/S00165.htm
@blixten29282 жыл бұрын
Seems that the warrior peoples were the only ones able to fend of predatory Europeans for any length of time - Zulu, Apache, Maori. And the latter despite devastating pandemics. One cannot approve of societies of murderous warriors perhaps, morally, but it's great to hear SOMEBODY was really able to resist European rapacity.
@berserk9085 Жыл бұрын
@@blixten2928Maori practiced Cannibalism and Infantcide you Racist.
@crinixplayz_22337 жыл бұрын
Im Maori And This Is Kinda Offensive :( and the mere club is named "Patu" and they were made from greenstone
@TheBroTee7 жыл бұрын
CrinixPlayZ _ the mere was for Woman Patu for the Man
@lizahenry33437 жыл бұрын
CrinixPlayZ _ no patu means to hit or strike he is right it is called a mere.
@trongopai74747 жыл бұрын
he's got it right, he just butchered the pronunciation of it. It's pronounced (meh-re)
@grapejuice37247 жыл бұрын
trongopai yeah and you gotta roll the r
@shitpostingsandwhich7 жыл бұрын
CrinixPlayZ jade and greenstone are the same thing
@simbametallum5515 жыл бұрын
I think I learned more about the Maori from Alien Weaponry...
@JKR9488 Жыл бұрын
I find the māori really fascinating, glad to see their culture is holding on despite the larger Anglo culture around them
@marionetteproject508 Жыл бұрын
mhm and also the fact that their origins is from south east asia
@fresh84817 жыл бұрын
you really butchered the word maori
@o-ogaming62027 жыл бұрын
Is it pronounced like MAH-'Oh-ri? I don't really know how to transliteralte like a linguist. I'm also really interested.
@jack-o-lantern33827 жыл бұрын
O-O Gaming look up how to pronounce Maori vowels, then add the consonants, and you can say any word! Simple as that
@dank81427 жыл бұрын
O-O Gaming not even close
@Max-sr5cn6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha chur bro he did aye
@BoobyTrap86 жыл бұрын
Not only the word Maori. Mere. Pronounced Me-re not Mere. lols
@naviuluinaceva18175 жыл бұрын
We Fijians were used to be known as Cannibal people. This was before Christianity came to us!!
@ashthegreat18 жыл бұрын
Deficiencies in the narrative aside, this clip shows why the Maori are one of the most successful post-colonial indigenous races. They were fit, smart, maintained healthy population controls and their prowess in battle secured them a treaty with the crown that serves them to this day. Their culture and language still endures strong in NZ, among both Maori and pakeha (whites).
@trex29577 жыл бұрын
It also came at the end (of the beginning) of the colonial era, and at a time when more than one colonial power were interested in legitimising their ownership. But if you think it was because Maori militarily (or in any other way) matched the Brits.. go for it. As for Maori language it would have been utterly obliterated unless the Crown threw resources at saving it during the last forty years. But if you think it's perseverance is indicative of some sort of innate stoicism unique to Maori language and culture, again... go ahead. I just worry about the future when (white) post-colonial guilt gives way to Polynesian apathy towards the concerns of New Zealand's entitled natives. Then Maori language will have to stand on its own two legs, and special privileges for anyone, or any indigenous culture will be a hard sell politically.
@bl4zedre4per627 жыл бұрын
T Rex they did match the brits, nz was a jungle and the English were being picked off in small groups, English men were dying at a rapid rate plus the French were also on their way so the treaty was made so France couldn't interfere. If the treaty wasn't made England would have been forced to fight on he beaches against France or in the jungle against the Maori either way the only reason they "won" was because of diplomatic reasons. They were getting fucked up physically by the Maori...
@blixten29282 жыл бұрын
@@trex2957 Oh great, a rant. Well, we needed one of these.
@Sarah-jane-pz3sl10 ай бұрын
Pakeha is breath of another land we don't do skin colour here....Your native..Tangatawhenua, or foreign Pakeha...
@Twrink4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Nagaland and there’s so much similarities in culture, war dance, tattoos, head hunting etc
DIGGY DODGES well... Mike Tyson did mention his tattoo was based on Maori Culture when he visited New Zealand
@jigabojigabo52447 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kotokuingoakozanna64568 жыл бұрын
I've lived, born, & raised in New Zealand. And never in my whole life ever heard about number 7 😑 The dead were buried and dug back up just to be buried again ? Never heard of it 😕 But other than that shot 💫
@mattt69158 жыл бұрын
Ko Toku ingoa ko Zanna Hahunga Tupapaku Very common i nga wa o mua Learn your history Chur
@JJ-xp6mr8 жыл бұрын
It's true bruv. Another practice was where bodies were left in certain trees and allowed to decompose and then, once only the bones were left, they were placed in the burial caves and a tapu placed over them
@bwhit65418 жыл бұрын
Chris Jones pohutakawa trees in whakatane were used for that exact reason. They also killed slaves and buried them at the 4 corners of a newly built marae to give the marae life
@kotokuingoakozanna64568 жыл бұрын
***** Maybe I'm not from i nga wa o mua eah. & chur chur 😄
@cilthyfunt8 жыл бұрын
haven't even watched the vid and I know already that u don't mention the MOST IMPORTANT fact about maori warriors and that Is that they are just impersonating red haired,white skinned celtic warriors ,the 1st settlers to their land who gave them their scrolls and circles in their tattoos and who originally had the facial tattoos that they imitated ,they(THE CELTS) also advanced their(THE MAORI) technology far beyond the tribes they came from - FACT
@Kaylee_47407 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian an even I know most of this video was wrong
@malakiwilson66337 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Oh mate.
@hoinx24956 жыл бұрын
Kristie Lee Lego lol
@liltag_98696 жыл бұрын
Kristie Lee Lego yes
@Saucyakld6 жыл бұрын
Mostly right, what would an Aussie know about NZ history seeing they slaughtered millions of their aborigines?
@TobiasTheWolf6 жыл бұрын
We know plenty about NZ, their our neighbor. If you wanted to jab at Australia for killing aboriginals just make the jab, don't hide behind our knowledge on NZ like a coward.
@warbzy32024 жыл бұрын
Why do you have a picture of an aboriginal lady n boy, this is wrong 🤦🏽♂️
@freddypedraza20665 жыл бұрын
The British once told them about king Leonidas They replied 'never heard of her'
@BXGUY734 жыл бұрын
I doubt they would be able to defeat "her" - (King Leonidas). SPARTANS with their shields, spears and swords would have "waxed" (defeated) the Maori.
@BXGUY734 жыл бұрын
@Flesh AF Don't confuse time periods and battle tactics.
@BXGUY734 жыл бұрын
@Flesh AF Well you would have to consider the weaponry and tactics used by each when it comes to Spartans vs Maori because the Spartans/Greeks had shields, some body armor with swords & spears AGAINST the MAORI who have NO body armor and the best they can muster is a club. Not even a fair fight when you consider both Spartans & Maori were born and raised to fight. I'd pick the Spartans to win "8 days out of the week" against the Maori.
@BXGUY734 жыл бұрын
@Flesh AF What does that have to do with the Maori vs Spartans in one on one combat? Absolutely NOTHING! A Spartan with his shield spear, and sword, would "WAX" a Maori who has NO armor. It's not up for discussion so give it up.
@lunasky18195 жыл бұрын
I find the Maori are very proud people, and rightly so I also think the markings on their face to be very significant to the Maori, and also very beautiful.
@waimariemclean27596 жыл бұрын
Everytime he said Mere wrong, I had the urge to punch myself in the face
@TheMrrabbit1968 Жыл бұрын
I had the urge to punch HIM in the face.
@plwpahi4 жыл бұрын
I thought number 1 would be the invention of trench warfare.
@plwpahi3 жыл бұрын
@@skeleton9531 I've never heard any of that before. I thought the Europeans were into lining up their cannon fodder & shouting "FIRE!". As for Ghrngis, I don't know what to say. On the one hand I think this might be an anecdotal story, but on the other hand, I didn't think much of him, but this would be cool. Two indigenous people with the same practical thought processes. I wonder how similar the trench designs were. Did they have undergound bunkers as well? Where can I look this up, & do they have layouts & pictures of the trenches? Please be true.
@plwpahi3 жыл бұрын
@@skeleton9531 Nice. Thanks. That is so cool.
@stevewixom93113 жыл бұрын
@@skeleton9531 No it was not a dumb tactic at the time it was used. It reflected the accuracy of the weapons at the time. Only with massed fire did one side have much chance of hitting anything. It wasn't until rifled muskets were able to be manufactured in mass quantities at much less cost that that tactic was replaced.
@Straun307 жыл бұрын
The facial "tatoo" is called a Ta Moko, Maoris commonly refer to it as simply moko. Saying the lines showed bravery and strength oversimplifies the moko. Each symbol has a meaning, and they also can display skills like a weapons master, they also from whet I understand are highly specific to the tribe and one side is from one side of the family and the other side is from the other, and thus sometimes you see a half face Moko, and a clean dividing line down the centre. The Haka as well is used in ritual, not even primarily war. I was at a home on my mission where 5 boys father just passed, and as he lay in the corner on the first of 3 days, the kids ripped off their shirts and all did a haka sending their father off. There are a lot of times its used tribally.
@1leech Жыл бұрын
Gunga galunga....
@giovannip.14336 жыл бұрын
The 'Mere' is pronounced 'Meh reh' ... Some of those 'misunderstandings' include using some of the natives as 'target practice' - to the surprise of the imported militia the 'natives' got aggressive. Since the interaction of Europeans seeking to gain resources and dominate the region sales of weapons, disruption of trade, biological warfare, the culture has adapted and changed. Prior to the 1600's the indigenous population traded and wed between tribes and nations. As did the Aborigines of Australia- they were not 'a bunch of nomadic hunter gatherers' but were farmers, trading nationally vast amounts of unprocessed and processed products- including flour. Trench warfare was developed by the indigenous 'New Zealanders' in resistance to bombardment of cannon because they wouldn't move off the land they and their ancestors had lived on for- depending on which tribe- some over a thousand years. They developed it and the British refined it in the Boer wars and later. Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Have a look at some of the Ted X tutorials.
@communistsinthegazebo44572 жыл бұрын
Best scientific estimates place Maori colonizing New Zealand as early as 1200 AD or as late as 1300 AD they had not been on this land for thousands of years ( Aboriginal Australians and Torres strait peopled had).
@manaiaparata1572 жыл бұрын
@@communistsinthegazebo4457 gtfo
@communistsinthegazebo44572 жыл бұрын
I appreciate your well thought out and informed rebuttal. A worthy academic adversary indeed.
@Sarah-jane-pz3sl10 ай бұрын
Kia Ora😊
@shinjones20647 жыл бұрын
Take note: there were many tribes, all who descended from different Polynesian cultures. Meaning that there were definitely tribes with different ideals, beliefs, and traditions. I do not doubt that there was at least one tribe that did some of the things listed in this video but it does not speak for every iwi.
@princerschannel74264 жыл бұрын
don't worry here in philipines some old remote Provence here we carve tattoes too
@isaacstocking77464 жыл бұрын
All islands carve their tattoos in
@erickmoenga12064 жыл бұрын
Remember they are the natives ..original people
@dniblet16304 жыл бұрын
Not on the face for war or bravery ... this isn’t about the Philippines
@harleybroughton60714 жыл бұрын
Not worried😂
@cringeez11834 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's totally normal in new Zealand 😂 and it's not even scary
@siyandajola5855 жыл бұрын
5:20.. "Cook wanted to interact with the Maori's peacefully" - wtf?! How do you know? That's Cooks version of the story. What was Cook doing in their land to begin with? There's no "misunderstanding", Cook and his people wanted to colonize. If you going to tell a story, make sure your perspective and motives are clear😒
@captaincracker89805 жыл бұрын
Siyanda Jola it’s been historically proven he was peaceful, even after being attacked and some of his crew eaten.
@rongo17414 жыл бұрын
you preach girl
@siyandajola5854 жыл бұрын
captain Cracker if you can tell me who wrote that "history", there you'll find the truth..
@snoozyq95763 жыл бұрын
With that logic, how could you know? Follow your own logic before you criticise pls...
@SakuCzads6822 жыл бұрын
@@captaincracker8980 he wasnt peaceful. You should learn the maoris version of this because you are wrong
@flydiiqqiidy8 жыл бұрын
A+ for effort, B- for research though. I'm proud to be Maori, 1 of the most humble and fierce races you'll ever meet. We're very spiritual people that take pride in our ancestors koz family is important to us. I dunno about the killing of babies not every iwi (tribe) was the same. This is what I know as a male Maori from Te Arawa (Rotorua). Anybody feel free to extend or correct me. 1. Ta moko (tattoos) - is to show our whakapapa (family history), every line is to show who we represent. 2. Haka ("War dance") - was also used to greet guests, send off our dead and show respect to those who accomplish victories e.g win a rugby game. 3. Mere (meh-deh) - is correct but I bet a lot of kiwis probably cringed at the way you said it lol. 4. Dead reburied - That was the first time I've heard of that, I dunno if that's koz other iwi did this or I just didn't know. 5. War strategy - I could say was legit, we're pretty clever like that lol. 6. Head trophies - Was to show victory over rivals and to warn enemies. 7. Captain Cook - I fully doubt the Maori could have started this conflict unless James Cook disrespected that particular iwi. 8. Hongi Hika - You may have got right koz he saw the importance of technology and wanted to learn more to use against enemies. 9. Infanticide - Like I said before family is VERY important to us so I don't believe this was practiced. 10. Cannibalism - was correct except wairua means spirit. Eating the brain also helped gain enemies knowledge so the higher the ranked enemy the better. Well done for trying and apologies if MY research is wrong, this is what I was taught from my elders and research I have done about my culture. The rest of you kiwis hating chill tf out, at least he tried. "Oh but he got stuff wrong" STFU you go make a video about our culture then maybe people won't get information wrong.
@michaelhead53868 жыл бұрын
Fly DiiqqiiDY I myself am not Maori but I agree
@jackmarino36518 жыл бұрын
Fly DqqiiDY 4. Dead reburied - this was done when a warrior chief in particular was killed in battle and they were able to recover the body(tupapaku). The body was buried in a hidden cave or somewhere similar, a year later it was, well the remains were recovered by a tohunga, cleaned of any flesh or such like that may still be clinging to it and the bones reburied at a secret location. This was done so the bones would not be made into flutes, or worse still, basket hangers had that particular warrior's body not been recovered. 9. Infanticide - This may have been carried out, but is highly unlikely because the population of Maori could never really warrant it. Most tribes and haapu had low numbers, so if any woman of child bearing age, young girls, even young boys were captured in times of battle, or just taken (kidnapped), they more often than not were incorporated into the tribe that kidnapped them as one of their own. Remember, our ancestors name for the female gender was "Te Whare Tangata" for want of a better translation, "The House of Humanity', a perfect example of this is Te Arawa's own, Te Aokapurangi, of Ngaati Rangiwewehi, who was kidnapped by Nga Puhi as a child, and returned many years later, the wife of a Nga Puhi high chief, aroha, kei te wareware tana ingoa. So these are my reasoning's to doubt the case for infanticide, simply because of a lack of numbers, kaore taku whakaaro anake, aku koroua ke
@flydiiqqiidy8 жыл бұрын
Jack Marino huh... I guess you learn something everyday lol cheers for that
@azbgames68277 жыл бұрын
Fly DiiqqiiDY humble? these comments say otherwise...
@vivienneyeki38946 жыл бұрын
After an exact year, the head was buried separately from the body, in a 'box' of its own in preparation for the journey to 'heaven' .
@melissajury76708 жыл бұрын
So you can refer to haka and mana by their proper names, but won't call the tattoos by their proper name, which is ta moko. Also, they were not just a representation of our bravery, they also demonstrate who we are, our family lines, our positions in life and our heritage.
@mayhem19948 жыл бұрын
Melissa Jury I legit want to go to new Zealand and exprince the the culture and learn about everything such a beautiful place 😊😊😊😊😊
@melissajury76708 жыл бұрын
jake palmer I haven't been, but ny family immigrated to Australia from New Zealand, and we're Maori, so I feel that desire
@johndears98258 жыл бұрын
the far north has pretty nice beaches
@jaskau24628 жыл бұрын
john Dears Not at all...here in FIN is just ugly beaches (and ´bietches)
@johndears98258 жыл бұрын
JaskaU2 bruh I'm from kaitaia and I've been to most of beaches up there and if you know where to go they're beautiful