top 10 touhou girls I would call mommy

Kanako: www.zerochan.n...
Ran: / 1
Mamizou: www.anime-plan...
Urumi: / 1
Nemuno: danbooru.donma...
Keine: www.zerochan.n...
Junko: www.pixiv.net/...
Byakuren: gelbooru.com/i...
Momiji: danbooru.donma...

[@XE3Gtheweeb]

Freudian friday moment

[@kura100]

Speaking of hugging Ran, I legit can't sleep properly without hugging something on my bed like a bolster or a normal body pillow. That has been a habit since I was a kid till now. I sometimes can sleep without hugging anything but I often wake up too early or wake up with a horrible headache because my body gets all fidgety and moves around trying to reach for something to hug in my sleep. I'm done rambling, oh also here have a hug if you need one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKOsnGyHrq-VjcU

[@Akagane.]

@@kura100 Oh same, i also have that habit of sleeping while hugging a bolster

[@mangoinnmclovin]

@@kura100 Same here, you're not alone young mate, hopefully that pillow will someday be a girlfriend .-.

[@kura100]

Glad to see I'm not the only one. 😅 I give my well wishes to all of you to find your happiness and comfort one day if you're still looking for it. 🤗

[@mangoinnmclovin]

Freud was right, all of this is just certain kind of a weird Oedipus complex, the sexual psychology of men is just to be masculine and auto sustainable, but in the inside we all want our calmed prairie, our town village of origin were everything was right, we want that pleasant memory of our childhood back and we can only get it through whats something very strong and significant to us, the love qnd compassion, the warmness and affections and cares of a mother, we want mommy, we want milk, we want to be held, we want to be comforted... Each day we get more and more virginal, the days'll go on and on and we'll never manage to get women if we continue like this, looking only for fictional characters, look at your grandparents and look at ourselves, they got lots of chicks and a relationship that lasted lots of years and we hardly go outside, the world right now is going through a crisis due to an alarming decrease on the birthrates, maybe we'll just make them worse and nobody will notice it, we're lost! in the wilderness...!, we're lost! In bitterness... This a touhou fans world, but i can tell that it would be nothing!, nothing!! Not even one little thing!!! Without a woman or a girl...

[@RJIBtheFourth]

Without Junko, no mommy list is complete. Well done adding her.

[@discduderules]

Can confirm

[@palameno]

hello rjib

[@mortalreimu]

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[@jackmehoff9957]

@@cirno9999 do you think Junko is down to cuddle?

[@jackmehoff9957]

@@cirno9999 do you think she could embrace me with her purple auras

[@Akagane.]

_Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine I'm talking to Ran Yakumo for hours. I feel an inhuman sense of relation to this character I've projected my emotion and love onto due to my own fear and lack of companionship. The idea that I might have someone I could love in the way I love this fictional character is all that has kept me going and it's a horrible horrible reason that's perverted by my own selfish wants. I don't deserve someone like that and given what I've seen so far i don't think I'll ever find someone like that. My mental state has deteriorated over the past several years and my perception of reality is warped to the point where she literally feels real to me, her fluffy tail and her warm embrace feels so real which gave me both fear and comfort. Sometimes i listen to her voice saying: "There there don't you worry my lovely little boy, mama Ran is here for you" while feeling her hands and tails wrapped around me. On December 9th, 2022, I'm going to take my medications and finally be removed from this schizophrenic hell that i'm slowly being sucked into._

[@sussysenpai1712]

Did you just retipe that whole thing wow

[@weakest-zhu-yuan-enjoyer]

epic mommy moment!!!

[@troomatot402]

Ran copypasta

[@drPedro143]

Damit I wrote everything without looking ate the comments....

[@whatism]

Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine I'm talking to Ran Yakumo for hours. I feel an inhuman sense of relation to this character that I've projected my emotion and love onto due to my own fear and lack of companionship. The idea that I might have someone I could love in the way I love this fictional character is all that has kept me going and it's a horrible horrible reason that's perverted by my own selfish wants. I don't deserve someone like that and given what I've seen so far I don't think I'll ever find someone like that. My mental state has deteriorated over the past several years and my perception of reality is warped to the point where she literally feels real to me, her fluffy tail and her warm embrace feels so real which gave me both fear and comfort. Sometimes i listen to her voice saying: "There there don't you worry my lovely little boy, mama Ran is here or you while feeling her hands and tails wrapped around me. On December 9th, 2022, I'm going to take my medications and finally be removed from this schizophrenic hell that I'm slowly being sucked into.

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

Completely and unironically want mommy Ran to hold and comfort me.

[@TheBusGuide]

Please seek mental support immediately.

[@ranfan1820]

@@TheBusGuide Therapists can't gib milk or love.

[@no-better-name]

need toriel

[@fusionflare3162]

Welcome to my religion

[@InvidiousIgnoramus]

@@TheBusGuide That's what I need Ran for.

[@lfs1973]

I actually read about 75% of the Ran part without pausing

[@pinngg6907]

When you say that I immediately readied my eyes to speedrun it I read it all without pausing

[@flamesredinconito6474]

I did it

[@Ixara21]

I almost read all of it without pausing the video but i just read your comments for a sec and that's why im here

[@ogoide9401]

"Great now type all the words you read without looking"

[@ogoide9401]

You gonna look are you

[@silversatori]

Ran's comment versus the rest of the characters feels like that one kid writing a long-ass essay for a short prompt compared to the other kids with their two words.

[@Kami.xvx.]

Touhou schizo fan detected, opinion tolerated

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

*intolerated

[@Leon-ij1je]

I don't even know if this is a joke or you are completely serious about everything in the video, also i can't spell Mamizou without mommy and is funny because "Mami" is the translation to spanish, so that means is a mommy x2

[@J03_M4m4]

Tru

[@mastersword9239]

1 ldk him but i'm serious with that looool send help 2 haha is very funny. "tanooki mami"

[@sablesalt]

The ran thing is a copypasta from a poor soul on 4chan Also look up what mamizou's name means in japanese because funny

[@Darkusaido]

Mommyzou, yes that's what I've thought too

[@jasperwong2970]

Mamizou definitely has an aunt vibe

[@somefries3101]

Meiling does?

[@mastersword9239]

oh actually yes

[@lucasmendes2210]

Uma tia que te dá 100 de dinheiro no seu aniversário

[@bonelessmice6828]

wine aunt

[@chanr9531]

Unironically need a Ran mommy in my life to tell me everything will be alright.

[@christheforsaken4287]

Same…

[@jackmehoff9957]

How about you genetically clone one ya dingus.

[@Gh0st.K1ng_Nico]

I don’t like ran

[@thisisaperson1536]

@@jackmehoff9957 genius idea nitori, we need to -cook- build

[@liden-ull]

Can't wait for the *"Top 10 touhou characters I would call grandmommy"*

[@pinngg6907]

Yukari will be the top

[@ranfan1820]

@@pinngg6907 No Eirin will. Yukari second.

[@Akagane.]

Y'all forgetting about Misumaru?

[@DerpyNub]

Byakuren again

[@J03_M4m4]

@@pinngg6907 more like gap hag xd Pls gap me away from this hell that is earth

[@thomasthetranslator]

"1. Ran Yakumo" You, my good sir, have excellent taste.

[@kcjeancrabe8898]

I want an alcoholic mommy like yuugi to remind me of my childhood

[@jackmehoff9957]

Yeah my mom also had a giant unicorn horn that she'd make me jerk on while I was wearing a dress and she'd tell me how pretty I was.

[@koisj8310]

@@jackmehoff9957 Ayo?

[@kcjeancrabe8898]

@@jackmehoff9957 me too man

[@minecraftleaguegaming7315]

Same fam

[@anonymuz796]

Parsee: nooo you are not my mother Yuugi:come to mommy

[@jackmehoff9957]

Dude! You can feel ran wrapping her tail around you!? Don't take your pills!! You have a gift!

[@lucasmendes2210]

É necessário amigo, se essa coisa piorar, estaremos em sérios problemas, AND I HAVE THESE PROBLEMS IT'S SCARY HOW I CAN FEEL A LOT OF SOFT AND FLUFFY OBJECTS WRAPPING ME AT NIGHT

[@beesechurger2540]

He is truly blessed

[@J03_M4m4]

He's blessed and cursed

[@Gettinoverbarrie]

0. Rinnosuke

[@Sh_Vaner]

OH FOK YEAAH

[@itzimg]

zun

[@ehiehlahelohimelelohimgibo9518]

Unzan is the best mommy

[@Amelia_Whitevoid]

Would you drink his milk tho? 🤔

[@chenko9238]

Oh yes we got daddy

[@svyatovrat4071]

I need Utsuho. Wanna know why? I love sun, I love the might of nuclear reactions. In summer, as people hide away from the sun in the shadow, i come to the sunniest bench possible and sit, facing it with all of my body! I freaking love the feeling of sun scorching my whole body with it’s full spectrum of radiation! Utsuho is a mighty, giant, gracious-looking and beautiful incarnation of the sun god. If there’s anyone who i would bow or kneel to, it would be her. Praise the Sun!

[@chenko9238]

Lets get disintigrated by her nuclear warm hug

[@titanime3830]

Goddamn it the Sol religion hasn't dead yet

[@bagel3214]

You are going to die of radiation poisoning and/or be atomized by a nuclear explosion

[@pepper7323]

bro misspelled “im so lonely please talk to me” 11 whole times 😭😭💀

[@TixLatvia]

Today is December 9, 2022. Goodbye, Mommy Ran, Goodbye.

[@-m.zenterra-5001]

So, after I watched this video, I'm curious about the effect and the interaction of seeing the as mom, having them as mom, or even just having a close relationship with them. I did my research and the result was shocking. Here is my research after I watch these video. Based on my research and statistics that I've found, it is stated that: 1. Having Ran as Mommy and Keine as teacher would decrease the amount of school dropout by 50% (at worst) up to 100% (at best) and would increase average students grade by 50% up to 300%. Ran is good at Math (Math is the most basic science branch), Keine is good at History (History is connected to Civics, Social science, and Economy), many student would love school and many would be successful. 2. With the existence of Yamanaba, the amount of lost children would increase by 15% to 100%. This figure could be lower, due to the first statement in this comment. 3. With the existence of Junko, Orphans would have mom, 50% up to 100% of orphanage would be empty or even closed due to all Orphans being adopted by Junko, and Orphans wouldn't be an issue in the far future. 4. The existence of Religious leader Mom (I.E.: Byakuren, Kanako, and Suwako), would increase the amount of Religious people around the world by 5% up to 50% (OFC, most would convert to Shintoism or Buddhism), also possibly decreasing the amount of Religious followers of other Religions around the world, but I'm not so sure about the number.

[@ZaFah695]

Now i want them all as my mommy

[@tehogvirgin3664]

the only thing distracting me from a remington 870 in my mouth is a ran mommy

[@yainaya_]

I'm like this, but with Alice. I don't deserve her, but I keep weeping into my pillow imagining it's her lap.

[@jackmehoff9957]

Ummm you can make it a reality.

[@bigguy9579]

@@jackmehoff9957 how

[@jackmehoff9957]

@@bigguy9579 VR and a lap pillow of course.

[@bagel3214]

If you don’t take your pills long enough, anything’s possible.

[@ayylmao02]

That dedication on Ran

[@afterburner44]

Can't be a Touhou mommy list without Junko, Keine and Byakuren

[@michelepapagni6011]

Hahaha! Joke's on you, I prefer Mari- *wait. What am I doing in my life?*

[@michelepapagni6011]

@Marihappy Y yeah. What we're doing in all of our lifes?

[@michelepapagni6011]

@Cat Sniffer Weegee

[@muzuchama]

finish your first sentence bro

[@Darkusaido]

Maribel?

[@waiyenshadowcore1540]

WHERE........IS...........YUKARY!?

[@chenko9238]

Nah she grandma

[@Ayahifuu]

The guy wrote an essay about degeneracy

[@lucasmendes8242]

--□_□ Retirei Komeji

[@Ketsui.]

This so quickly went from normally analyzing a character to see if they'd fit the criteria, to being thirsty as hell, to then just being sad and depressing and I'm all here for it

[@basilbasil3629]

THE FOX GOD CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!

[@gundamguy6651]

Ran at #1? I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@Nocturne50]

I want mommy Ran to wrap her tails around me

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

Now do top 10 touhou characters I want to be breastfed by.

[@yankees2319]

1 yukari

[@EthanJaye]

🤨

[@Errol.]

💀

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

Most Sanae Touhou fan

[@kaloz4296]

motherless behavior

[@KarlCwpd0]

I like how the more this video progressed the more out of hand it got.

[@pelinalwhitestrake3367]

Now do top 10 Touhou girls you would bully the Lunarians with.

[@Shortestcoment]

W (im putting marisa on top of the list)

[@shishka6614]

All i want is to have a mother figure in my life

[@no-better-name]

finally, someone i can relate to there'll come a time when i stop thinking of Toriel before falling asleep. not today, not tomorrow, someday

[@Nastron-en9ss]

Meiling where??

[@Rainin.7]

Meiling my beloved. I want her humming near my ears with Cantonese language

[@chenko9238]

Meiling your average chinese neighbour

[@MedsieLovr]

Bad, I perfer the warcrimes one.

[@Ixara21]

Did someone say *warcrimes?*

[@davidbacchim3624]

So, do you like reimu?

[@chenko9238]

@@davidbacchim3624 e wants to be a slave of reimu?

[@davidbacchim3624]

@@chenko9238 looks like

[@future8772]

Funniest shit I've ever seen

[@professionalfangster1510]

Very good video and list. I would personally put Yuuka on mine but Ran is spot on.

[@Rainin.7]

I really love this list as a mommy likers

[@lucasmendes2210]

Esse final foi totalmente esquizofrênico e triste Me identifiquei 👍

[@davidbacchim3624]

Br em conteúdo de touhou?

[@lucasmendes2210]

@@davidbacchim3624 shin

[@lucasmendes2210]

@@davidbacchim3624 e levou auxílio de touhou por canais em espanhol, quer que eu te fale alguns?

[@davidbacchim3624]

@@lucasmendes2210 claro

[@lucasmendes2210]

@@davidbacchim3624 ANGEL VAZQUEZ GUERRERO, Akahami, Ideologia Inversa, Ezequiel Friky, KoirandoshilXd e um canal brasileiro chamado Chidobi Os 3 canais em espanhol assista na ordem que falei e assista cada canal inteiro de cada vez, do vídeo mais antigo ao mais novo, e leia os comentários, eu devo estar lá E se tu persiste, vai começar a brotar canal espanhol no seu recomendados a rodo

[@yima3628]

the last one hit hard... you'll get through it xe3g.

[@marcar9marcar972]

Honestly a genius iteration on the Touhou top 10 meme. I’ve seen a million and one top ten lists that only have 1 or 2 entries so to see one with is a cool idea

[@Dunkeli27]

i watched the vid expecting degeneratefun but was hit by someones wholesome longing feelings for ran well done, very wholesome, very respectable, very enviable ^-^

[@eggegg8526]

You forgot Rinnosuke, he is a male mom

[@thisisaperson1536]

that's called a father or dad

[@jacksonlim40]

Bro Rinnosuke ins't jojo character so it not fit him as the mom more like big brother to me

[@chenko9238]

Time to hit the backflip, turn into a child and go to gensokyo to act like a lost child Its show time ill just hope to not encounter rumia and the others

[@hamburger_pls7137]

Where Yuyuko mommy :sadnae:

[@cirnocool]

The last one is actually scary

[@Ixara21]

Not really

[@congrio4869]

0/10 Eirin is not present

[@zhetimmeh3095]

Some of these videos feel like a cry for help.

[@luthierisbestboy8177]

I'm surprised to not see Reisen on this list

Fucking hell, that last one is very much so me towards a certain umbrella youkai.

[@Xinocho-Mito]

Yuuka?

@@Xinocho-Mito Yuuka isnt a karakasa obake, pal.

[@smugakuyaizayoi8751]

Yup yup yup Junko is always needed she will give some pure love.

[@bubble_ross]

Should i be proud of this community? No Am i? Hell yeaha

[@PiinkiePiee]

Are you okay buddy? Legit hope you're okay take care of yourself, if everything is okay good funny content

[@Amelia_Whitevoid]

I'm surprised Yuyuko isn't here.

[@chenko9238]

" *professional assistant cook of youmu* "

[@umniareport7385]

Yuyuko looks more like a care taker than a care giver. She herself wouldn't mind having a mommy, lol

[@p7error]

Perfection

[@natojapanese]

1:29 junko my favorite in touhou series.

[@okuu_utsuho]

I was expecting Okina to be added on the list 😂

[@The360MlgNoscoper]

She is literally the god of moms

[@Waverly_ppl]

dont take them pills as I totally agree

[@potassiumpermanganate8803]

Now do top 10 touhou futa

[@BoostedMusicOfficial]

RAN YAKUMO ON NUMBER ONE HELL YEAH!

[@Yo_ndaktauuu]

Mama junko its motherless 💀💅💅

[@bobbobbob321]

i will never get over the fact that momiji is like 10 pixels in mountain of faith but people love her to death

[@heehokuzunoha7757]

Why take your meds? Go to the local railroad track and enter Gensokyo today! (Disclaimer: joke)

[@leecole7266]

truly a top 10 to surpass the touhou youtuber “hydration”

[@crosswegan1543]

There cannot be a neutral side to Touhou fans. They neither lack of a mother figure or they're close to end up in a law-enforced cage.

[@orngng]

its alright to have a comfort character, i have flandre too, but i've probably seen too much fanon

[@SDarShino]

Yes

[@duckyd6347]

Did you just write an essay about Ran Yakumo?

[@thegarlicbread4422]

Last one is prime copypasta material

[@ab3ki84hayate]

TRUE

A real Touhou fan right here.

[@reversecard9522]

I think the last one is every touhou fan but without it only involving ran.

[@1Maklak]

Let's face it. Luring SIMPS through the barrier so they become Youkai food is probably a part of Ren's job description.

[@Satoruoversugeru]

My number one is Yukari yakumo

[@BebeYoshi]

This is like borderline irony and it scares me

[@volcanoraptor8646]

what scares me is that he gives actual reasons

[@TookiTanuki]

mamizou one is real frfr

[@Cleanrotknight456]

And that's the content I want to see! You were reading my mind!

[@takeohikari8994]

Yukari is Grandma that's why she not on list

[@KamishirasawaKatori]

Honorable mention: Watatsuki no Toyohime. Her son married her sister, Yorihime

[@literallyafrog367]

SWEEEET H

[@mush-broom]

next be "top 10 touhou girls I would like to be comforted"

[@Guilherme_Houraisan]

The most common phrase about being a son in this entire video to a touhou character, was about junko.

[@solaimaneaouthman9862]

Ran's is actually so real

[@skylordthe1st]

Damn thank God I'm not getting there yet

[@AbsoluteSchizo]

Where is Reisen?

[@chenko9238]

Reisen your average gun instructor

[@alainmonet9115]

good content

[@Ixara21]

I just almost read and like all the comments for now

[@epicmoonsonreal520]

Yukari best mommy. DONT LET ME GET NEAR TO YUKARI 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Ua_Conchubair]

I may be a weirdo but I feel the same way for a touhou character except it is Sakuya instead of Ran Yakumo

[@ManixDash]

valid af tbh

[@hanakozaki_rin]

The least Ran simp that’s not insane yet

[@literallyafrog367]

"I'm his wife, and his mother!"

[@NeZnayuTi]

yeah i love Junko too

[@Kaurv]

good video

[@brothdian]

Alright let's talk 🪓😐

[@klasikomeme1756]

Bros a furry

[@vantalore-coolguy]

1 year later...

[@Nikko8564]

Top 10 touhou girls i would let peg me 10. Yuugi 9. Kanako 8. Ran 7. … i can’t think of anymore