Speaking of hugging Ran, I legit can't sleep properly without hugging something on my bed like a bolster or a normal body pillow. That has been a habit since I was a kid till now. I sometimes can sleep without hugging anything but I often wake up too early or wake up with a horrible headache because my body gets all fidgety and moves around trying to reach for something to hug in my sleep. I'm done rambling, oh also here have a hug if you need one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKOsnGyHrq-VjcU
@Akagane.2 жыл бұрын
@@kura100 Oh same, i also have that habit of sleeping while hugging a bolster
@mangoinnmclovin2 жыл бұрын
@@kura100 Same here, you're not alone young mate, hopefully that pillow will someday be a girlfriend .-.
@kura1002 жыл бұрын
Glad to see I'm not the only one. 😅 I give my well wishes to all of you to find your happiness and comfort one day if you're still looking for it. 🤗
@mangoinnmclovin2 жыл бұрын
Freud was right, all of this is just certain kind of a weird Oedipus complex, the sexual psychology of men is just to be masculine and auto sustainable, but in the inside we all want our calmed prairie, our town village of origin were everything was right, we want that pleasant memory of our childhood back and we can only get it through whats something very strong and significant to us, the love qnd compassion, the warmness and affections and cares of a mother, we want mommy, we want milk, we want to be held, we want to be comforted... Each day we get more and more virginal, the days'll go on and on and we'll never manage to get women if we continue like this, looking only for fictional characters, look at your grandparents and look at ourselves, they got lots of chicks and a relationship that lasted lots of years and we hardly go outside, the world right now is going through a crisis due to an alarming decrease on the birthrates, maybe we'll just make them worse and nobody will notice it, we're lost! in the wilderness...!, we're lost! In bitterness... This a touhou fans world, but i can tell that it would be nothing!, nothing!! Not even one little thing!!! Without a woman or a girl...
@RJIBtheFourth2 жыл бұрын
Without Junko, no mommy list is complete. Well done adding her.
@discduderules2 жыл бұрын
Can confirm
@palameno2 жыл бұрын
hello rjib
@mortalreimu2 жыл бұрын
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
@jackmehoff99572 жыл бұрын
@@cirno9999 do you think Junko is down to cuddle?
@jackmehoff99572 жыл бұрын
@@cirno9999 do you think she could embrace me with her purple auras
@Akagane.2 жыл бұрын
_Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine I'm talking to Ran Yakumo for hours. I feel an inhuman sense of relation to this character I've projected my emotion and love onto due to my own fear and lack of companionship. The idea that I might have someone I could love in the way I love this fictional character is all that has kept me going and it's a horrible horrible reason that's perverted by my own selfish wants. I don't deserve someone like that and given what I've seen so far i don't think I'll ever find someone like that. My mental state has deteriorated over the past several years and my perception of reality is warped to the point where she literally feels real to me, her fluffy tail and her warm embrace feels so real which gave me both fear and comfort. Sometimes i listen to her voice saying: "There there don't you worry my lovely little boy, mama Ran is here for you" while feeling her hands and tails wrapped around me. On December 9th, 2022, I'm going to take my medications and finally be removed from this schizophrenic hell that i'm slowly being sucked into._
@sussysenpai17122 жыл бұрын
Did you just retipe that whole thing wow
@weakest-zhu-yuan-enjoyer2 жыл бұрын
epic mommy moment!!!
@troomatot4022 жыл бұрын
Ran copypasta
@drPedro1432 жыл бұрын
Damit I wrote everything without looking ate the comments....
@whatism2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I hug my pillow and imagine I'm talking to Ran Yakumo for hours. I feel an inhuman sense of relation to this character that I've projected my emotion and love onto due to my own fear and lack of companionship. The idea that I might have someone I could love in the way I love this fictional character is all that has kept me going and it's a horrible horrible reason that's perverted by my own selfish wants. I don't deserve someone like that and given what I've seen so far I don't think I'll ever find someone like that. My mental state has deteriorated over the past several years and my perception of reality is warped to the point where she literally feels real to me, her fluffy tail and her warm embrace feels so real which gave me both fear and comfort. Sometimes i listen to her voice saying: "There there don't you worry my lovely little boy, mama Ran is here or you while feeling her hands and tails wrapped around me. On December 9th, 2022, I'm going to take my medications and finally be removed from this schizophrenic hell that I'm slowly being sucked into.
@InvidiousIgnoramus2 жыл бұрын
Completely and unironically want mommy Ran to hold and comfort me.
@TheBusGuide2 жыл бұрын
Please seek mental support immediately.
@ranfan18202 жыл бұрын
@@TheBusGuide Therapists can't gib milk or love.
@no-better-name2 жыл бұрын
need toriel
@fusionflare31622 жыл бұрын
Welcome to my religion
@InvidiousIgnoramus2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBusGuide That's what I need Ran for.
@lfs19732 жыл бұрын
I actually read about 75% of the Ran part without pausing
@pinngg69072 жыл бұрын
When you say that I immediately readied my eyes to speedrun it I read it all without pausing
@flamesredinconito64742 жыл бұрын
I did it
@Ixara212 жыл бұрын
I almost read all of it without pausing the video but i just read your comments for a sec and that's why im here
@ogoide94012 жыл бұрын
"Great now type all the words you read without looking"
@ogoide94012 жыл бұрын
You gonna look are you
@silversatori2 жыл бұрын
Ran's comment versus the rest of the characters feels like that one kid writing a long-ass essay for a short prompt compared to the other kids with their two words.
@Kami.xvx.2 жыл бұрын
Touhou schizo fan detected, opinion tolerated
@LavaCreeperPeople8 ай бұрын
*intolerated
@Leon-ij1je2 жыл бұрын
I don't even know if this is a joke or you are completely serious about everything in the video, also i can't spell Mamizou without mommy and is funny because "Mami" is the translation to spanish, so that means is a mommy x2
@J03_M4m42 жыл бұрын
Tru
@mastersword92392 жыл бұрын
1 ldk him but i'm serious with that looool send help 2 haha is very funny. "tanooki mami"
@sablesalt2 жыл бұрын
The ran thing is a copypasta from a poor soul on 4chan Also look up what mamizou's name means in japanese because funny
@Darkusaido Жыл бұрын
Mommyzou, yes that's what I've thought too
@jasperwong29702 жыл бұрын
Mamizou definitely has an aunt vibe
@somefries31012 жыл бұрын
Meiling does?
@mastersword92392 жыл бұрын
oh actually yes
@lucasmendes22102 жыл бұрын
Uma tia que te dá 100 de dinheiro no seu aniversário
@bonelessmice6828 Жыл бұрын
wine aunt
@chanr95312 жыл бұрын
Unironically need a Ran mommy in my life to tell me everything will be alright.
@christheforsaken42872 жыл бұрын
Same…
@jackmehoff99572 жыл бұрын
How about you genetically clone one ya dingus.
@Gh0st.K1ng_Nico2 жыл бұрын
I don’t like ran
@thisisaperson1536 Жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoff9957 genius idea nitori, we need to -cook- build
@liden-ull2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the *"Top 10 touhou characters I would call grandmommy"*
@pinngg69072 жыл бұрын
Yukari will be the top
@ranfan18202 жыл бұрын
@@pinngg6907 No Eirin will. Yukari second.
@Akagane.2 жыл бұрын
Y'all forgetting about Misumaru?
@DerpyNub2 жыл бұрын
Byakuren again
@J03_M4m42 жыл бұрын
@@pinngg6907 more like gap hag xd Pls gap me away from this hell that is earth
@thomasthetranslator2 жыл бұрын
"1. Ran Yakumo" You, my good sir, have excellent taste.
@kcjeancrabe88982 жыл бұрын
I want an alcoholic mommy like yuugi to remind me of my childhood
@jackmehoff99572 жыл бұрын
Yeah my mom also had a giant unicorn horn that she'd make me jerk on while I was wearing a dress and she'd tell me how pretty I was.
@koisj83102 жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoff9957 Ayo?
@kcjeancrabe88982 жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoff9957 me too man
@minecraftleaguegaming73152 жыл бұрын
Same fam
@anonymuz7966 ай бұрын
Parsee: nooo you are not my mother Yuugi:come to mommy
@jackmehoff99572 жыл бұрын
Dude! You can feel ran wrapping her tail around you!? Don't take your pills!! You have a gift!
@lucasmendes22102 жыл бұрын
É necessário amigo, se essa coisa piorar, estaremos em sérios problemas, AND I HAVE THESE PROBLEMS IT'S SCARY HOW I CAN FEEL A LOT OF SOFT AND FLUFFY OBJECTS WRAPPING ME AT NIGHT
@beesechurger2540 Жыл бұрын
He is truly blessed
@J03_M4m4 Жыл бұрын
He's blessed and cursed
@Gettinoverbarrie2 жыл бұрын
0. Rinnosuke
@Sh_Vaner2 жыл бұрын
OH FOK YEAAH
@itzimg2 жыл бұрын
zun
@ehiehlahelohimelelohimgibo95182 жыл бұрын
Unzan is the best mommy
@Amelia_Whitevoid2 жыл бұрын
Would you drink his milk tho? 🤔
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
Oh yes we got daddy
@svyatovrat40712 жыл бұрын
I need Utsuho. Wanna know why? I love sun, I love the might of nuclear reactions. In summer, as people hide away from the sun in the shadow, i come to the sunniest bench possible and sit, facing it with all of my body! I freaking love the feeling of sun scorching my whole body with it’s full spectrum of radiation! Utsuho is a mighty, giant, gracious-looking and beautiful incarnation of the sun god. If there’s anyone who i would bow or kneel to, it would be her. Praise the Sun!
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
Lets get disintigrated by her nuclear warm hug
@titanime38302 жыл бұрын
Goddamn it the Sol religion hasn't dead yet
@bagel3214 Жыл бұрын
You are going to die of radiation poisoning and/or be atomized by a nuclear explosion
@pepper73232 жыл бұрын
bro misspelled “im so lonely please talk to me” 11 whole times 😭😭💀
@TixLatvia Жыл бұрын
Today is December 9, 2022. Goodbye, Mommy Ran, Goodbye.
@-m.zenterra-50012 жыл бұрын
So, after I watched this video, I'm curious about the effect and the interaction of seeing the as mom, having them as mom, or even just having a close relationship with them. I did my research and the result was shocking. Here is my research after I watch these video. Based on my research and statistics that I've found, it is stated that: 1. Having Ran as Mommy and Keine as teacher would decrease the amount of school dropout by 50% (at worst) up to 100% (at best) and would increase average students grade by 50% up to 300%. Ran is good at Math (Math is the most basic science branch), Keine is good at History (History is connected to Civics, Social science, and Economy), many student would love school and many would be successful. 2. With the existence of Yamanaba, the amount of lost children would increase by 15% to 100%. This figure could be lower, due to the first statement in this comment. 3. With the existence of Junko, Orphans would have mom, 50% up to 100% of orphanage would be empty or even closed due to all Orphans being adopted by Junko, and Orphans wouldn't be an issue in the far future. 4. The existence of Religious leader Mom (I.E.: Byakuren, Kanako, and Suwako), would increase the amount of Religious people around the world by 5% up to 50% (OFC, most would convert to Shintoism or Buddhism), also possibly decreasing the amount of Religious followers of other Religions around the world, but I'm not so sure about the number.
@ZaFah6952 жыл бұрын
Now i want them all as my mommy
@tehogvirgin36642 жыл бұрын
the only thing distracting me from a remington 870 in my mouth is a ran mommy
@yainaya_2 жыл бұрын
I'm like this, but with Alice. I don't deserve her, but I keep weeping into my pillow imagining it's her lap.
@jackmehoff99572 жыл бұрын
Ummm you can make it a reality.
@bigguy9579 Жыл бұрын
@@jackmehoff9957 how
@jackmehoff9957 Жыл бұрын
@@bigguy9579 VR and a lap pillow of course.
@bagel3214 Жыл бұрын
If you don’t take your pills long enough, anything’s possible.
@ayylmao022 жыл бұрын
That dedication on Ran
@afterburner442 жыл бұрын
Can't be a Touhou mommy list without Junko, Keine and Byakuren
@michelepapagni60112 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Joke's on you, I prefer Mari- *wait. What am I doing in my life?*
@michelepapagni60112 жыл бұрын
@Marihappy Y yeah. What we're doing in all of our lifes?
@michelepapagni60112 жыл бұрын
@Cat Sniffer Weegee
@muzuchama2 жыл бұрын
finish your first sentence bro
@Darkusaido Жыл бұрын
Maribel?
@waiyenshadowcore15402 жыл бұрын
WHERE........IS...........YUKARY!?
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
Nah she grandma
@Ayahifuu2 жыл бұрын
The guy wrote an essay about degeneracy
@lucasmendes8242 Жыл бұрын
--□_□ Retirei Komeji
@Ketsui.6 ай бұрын
This so quickly went from normally analyzing a character to see if they'd fit the criteria, to being thirsty as hell, to then just being sad and depressing and I'm all here for it
@basilbasil36292 жыл бұрын
THE FOX GOD CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!
@gundamguy66512 жыл бұрын
Ran at #1? I see you’re a man of culture as well
@Nocturne50 Жыл бұрын
I want mommy Ran to wrap her tails around me
@ProGremlinPlayer2 жыл бұрын
Now do top 10 touhou characters I want to be breastfed by.
@yankees23192 жыл бұрын
1 yukari
@EthanJaye2 жыл бұрын
🤨
@Errol.2 жыл бұрын
💀
@rowmacnezumi8953 Жыл бұрын
Most Sanae Touhou fan
@kaloz42962 жыл бұрын
motherless behavior
@KarlCwpd02 жыл бұрын
I like how the more this video progressed the more out of hand it got.
@pelinalwhitestrake33672 жыл бұрын
Now do top 10 Touhou girls you would bully the Lunarians with.
@ShortestcomentАй бұрын
W (im putting marisa on top of the list)
@shishka66142 жыл бұрын
All i want is to have a mother figure in my life
@no-better-name2 жыл бұрын
finally, someone i can relate to there'll come a time when i stop thinking of Toriel before falling asleep. not today, not tomorrow, someday
@Nastron-en9ss2 жыл бұрын
Meiling where??
@Rainin.72 жыл бұрын
Meiling my beloved. I want her humming near my ears with Cantonese language
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
Meiling your average chinese neighbour
@MedsieLovr2 жыл бұрын
Bad, I perfer the warcrimes one.
@Ixara212 жыл бұрын
Did someone say *warcrimes?*
@davidbacchim36242 жыл бұрын
So, do you like reimu?
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
@@davidbacchim3624 e wants to be a slave of reimu?
@davidbacchim36242 жыл бұрын
@@chenko9238 looks like
@future87722 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit I've ever seen
@professionalfangster15102 жыл бұрын
Very good video and list. I would personally put Yuuka on mine but Ran is spot on.
@Rainin.72 жыл бұрын
I really love this list as a mommy likers
@lucasmendes22102 жыл бұрын
Esse final foi totalmente esquizofrênico e triste Me identifiquei 👍
@davidbacchim36242 жыл бұрын
Br em conteúdo de touhou?
@lucasmendes22102 жыл бұрын
@@davidbacchim3624 shin
@lucasmendes22102 жыл бұрын
@@davidbacchim3624 e levou auxílio de touhou por canais em espanhol, quer que eu te fale alguns?
@davidbacchim36242 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmendes2210 claro
@lucasmendes22102 жыл бұрын
@@davidbacchim3624 ANGEL VAZQUEZ GUERRERO, Akahami, Ideologia Inversa, Ezequiel Friky, KoirandoshilXd e um canal brasileiro chamado Chidobi Os 3 canais em espanhol assista na ordem que falei e assista cada canal inteiro de cada vez, do vídeo mais antigo ao mais novo, e leia os comentários, eu devo estar lá E se tu persiste, vai começar a brotar canal espanhol no seu recomendados a rodo
@yima36282 жыл бұрын
the last one hit hard... you'll get through it xe3g.
@marcar9marcar9722 жыл бұрын
Honestly a genius iteration on the Touhou top 10 meme. I’ve seen a million and one top ten lists that only have 1 or 2 entries so to see one with is a cool idea
@Dunkeli27Ай бұрын
i watched the vid expecting degeneratefun but was hit by someones wholesome longing feelings for ran well done, very wholesome, very respectable, very enviable ^-^
@eggegg85262 жыл бұрын
You forgot Rinnosuke, he is a male mom
@thisisaperson1536 Жыл бұрын
that's called a father or dad
@jacksonlim40 Жыл бұрын
Bro Rinnosuke ins't jojo character so it not fit him as the mom more like big brother to me
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
Time to hit the backflip, turn into a child and go to gensokyo to act like a lost child Its show time ill just hope to not encounter rumia and the others
@hamburger_pls71372 жыл бұрын
Where Yuyuko mommy :sadnae:
@cirnocool2 жыл бұрын
The last one is actually scary
@Ixara212 жыл бұрын
Not really
@congrio48692 жыл бұрын
0/10 Eirin is not present
@zhetimmeh30959 ай бұрын
Some of these videos feel like a cry for help.
@luthierisbestboy81772 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised to not see Reisen on this list
2 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, that last one is very much so me towards a certain umbrella youkai.
@Xinocho-Mito6 ай бұрын
Yuuka?
6 ай бұрын
@@Xinocho-Mito Yuuka isnt a karakasa obake, pal.
@smugakuyaizayoi8751 Жыл бұрын
Yup yup yup Junko is always needed she will give some pure love.
@bubble_ross2 жыл бұрын
Should i be proud of this community? No Am i? Hell yeaha
@PiinkiePiee2 жыл бұрын
Are you okay buddy? Legit hope you're okay take care of yourself, if everything is okay good funny content
@Amelia_Whitevoid2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Yuyuko isn't here.
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
" *professional assistant cook of youmu* "
@umniareport7385 Жыл бұрын
Yuyuko looks more like a care taker than a care giver. She herself wouldn't mind having a mommy, lol
@p7error2 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@natojapanese3 ай бұрын
1:29 junko my favorite in touhou series.
@okuu_utsuho2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Okina to be added on the list 😂
@The360MlgNoscoper Жыл бұрын
She is literally the god of moms
@Waverly_ppl2 жыл бұрын
dont take them pills as I totally agree
@potassiumpermanganate88032 жыл бұрын
Now do top 10 touhou futa
@BoostedMusicOfficial Жыл бұрын
RAN YAKUMO ON NUMBER ONE HELL YEAH!
@Yo_ndaktauuu Жыл бұрын
Mama junko its motherless 💀💅💅
@bobbobbob3212 ай бұрын
i will never get over the fact that momiji is like 10 pixels in mountain of faith but people love her to death
@heehokuzunoha77572 жыл бұрын
Why take your meds? Go to the local railroad track and enter Gensokyo today! (Disclaimer: joke)
@leecole72662 жыл бұрын
truly a top 10 to surpass the touhou youtuber “hydration”
@crosswegan1543 Жыл бұрын
There cannot be a neutral side to Touhou fans. They neither lack of a mother figure or they're close to end up in a law-enforced cage.
@orngng2 жыл бұрын
its alright to have a comfort character, i have flandre too, but i've probably seen too much fanon
@SDarShino2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@duckyd6347 Жыл бұрын
Did you just write an essay about Ran Yakumo?
@thegarlicbread44222 жыл бұрын
Last one is prime copypasta material
@ab3ki84hayate2 жыл бұрын
TRUE
2 жыл бұрын
A real Touhou fan right here.
@reversecard95222 жыл бұрын
I think the last one is every touhou fan but without it only involving ran.
@1Maklak8 ай бұрын
Let's face it. Luring SIMPS through the barrier so they become Youkai food is probably a part of Ren's job description.
@Satoruoversugeru Жыл бұрын
My number one is Yukari yakumo
@BebeYoshi2 жыл бұрын
This is like borderline irony and it scares me
@volcanoraptor86463 ай бұрын
what scares me is that he gives actual reasons
@TookiTanuki2 жыл бұрын
mamizou one is real frfr
@Cleanrotknight456 Жыл бұрын
And that's the content I want to see! You were reading my mind!
@takeohikari89942 жыл бұрын
Yukari is Grandma that's why she not on list
@KamishirasawaKatori2 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: Watatsuki no Toyohime. Her son married her sister, Yorihime
@literallyafrog367 Жыл бұрын
SWEEEET H
@mush-broom2 жыл бұрын
next be "top 10 touhou girls I would like to be comforted"
@Guilherme_Houraisan Жыл бұрын
The most common phrase about being a son in this entire video to a touhou character, was about junko.
@solaimaneaouthman9862 Жыл бұрын
Ran's is actually so real
@skylordthe1st2 жыл бұрын
Damn thank God I'm not getting there yet
@AbsoluteSchizo2 жыл бұрын
Where is Reisen?
@chenko92382 жыл бұрын
Reisen your average gun instructor
@alainmonet91152 жыл бұрын
good content
@Ixara212 жыл бұрын
I just almost read and like all the comments for now
@epicmoonsonreal5203 ай бұрын
Yukari best mommy. DONT LET ME GET NEAR TO YUKARI 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Ua_Conchubair2 жыл бұрын
I may be a weirdo but I feel the same way for a touhou character except it is Sakuya instead of Ran Yakumo
@ManixDash5 ай бұрын
valid af tbh
@hanakozaki_rin Жыл бұрын
The least Ran simp that’s not insane yet
@literallyafrog367 Жыл бұрын
"I'm his wife, and his mother!"
@NeZnayuTi2 жыл бұрын
yeah i love Junko too
@Kaurv2 жыл бұрын
good video
@brothdian Жыл бұрын
Alright let's talk 🪓😐
@klasikomeme1756 Жыл бұрын
Bros a furry
@vantalore-coolguy Жыл бұрын
1 year later...
@Nikko85646 ай бұрын
Top 10 touhou girls i would let peg me 10. Yuugi 9. Kanako 8. Ran 7. … i can’t think of anymore