Top 100 Things Pick-Up Basketball Players Say

Top 100 Things Pick Up Basketball Players Say
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[@ScooterMagruder]

Which number are you??? Should I make more skits like this?

[@atrejuc6364]

ScooterMagruder 12

[@ryan7.]

If This is blue you love Scooter 👇(I’m gifting next 10 Loyal subscribers)🥵❤️👀

[@raptorsfan8093]

ScooterMagruder 420

[@maddenking4847]

37

[@ibuildfasterlol4727]

Love your vids ❤️❤️❤️

[@jeremywint1223]

“It’s the double rim” lmao

[@myleslondon5220]

Jeremy Wint Imao

[@Zalaczar90]

Jeremy Wint Me. Guilty AF lol

[@dylie566]

😂😂

[@ludical5227]

fuck double rims

[@notbamdyn4177]

The court me and my friends go to is even worse we have a triple rim 😂

[@vintagegenesis5534]

The guy over dribbling, throwing up an airball, then yelling at his teammate to cut is such a true pickup nightmare

[@ashantinyongo7632]

Borderline fighting words😂

[@rednecjoe]

thats kyrie and russ irl

[@GoRavens520]

And then doesn’t play defense

[@oreocake2000]

@@rednecjoe your best player wishes they had handles like Kyrie

[@PopeyesBiscuitWithNoDrink]

It’s so annoying bro, my brother does that shit

[@thechicagian9082]

When someone makes a wide open shot “YO WHO’S MAN IS THAT?!”

[@pandapanda8169]

Faaaaxxx🤣🤣

[@lucashamilton4387]

Yup exactly

[@wescos2117]

especially when it's your man and you're like: You remember that screen they did 20 years ago? well I called a switch

[@wescos2117]

@yum yum D-up on che!

[@coreyswag2946]

Facts

[@msg4672]

Rule #1 of pickup: Be louder than everyone else. I play every weekend and the loudest guy always wins the arguments because no one wants to hear him anymore.

[@Janinho897]

that's slightly depressing but accurate truth, yeah.

[@ousmanann8773]

This couldn't be more true

[@salmon2518]

Well i am close to winning the arguments

[@abbasesmaili4125]

Bruuuuh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂im dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

[@wescos2117]

and repeat the same thing

[@farfetched1660]

you forgot: "I would have went pro if my knee didn't get hurt" and "Yeah I would've made the league but my coach didn't send my tapes"

[@zajxperia3983]

And the guy who fucks around whole games and starts playing when everyone is tired, those fuckers annoy the hell out of me.

[@Relaxish]

Bamzee X strategy my guy you gotta be efficient

[@eczotiic8026]

@@zajxperia3983 that's the definition of Work Smarter, Not Harder

[@alejandrocaceres3605]

Stole that from Dude Perfect bro! Basketball Stereotypes

[@jamesdixon2917]

I hear that ALL THE TIME or "I knew LeBron and use to check him".

[@Gone2pluto]

When ur playin on double rims, no one's a shooter

[@myleslondon5220]

Arvin Senthilnathan true

[@luismontoya5619]

Agreed

[@RiskyProd]

i am

[@KthreeismMixes]

I am

[@elishaberrios1706]

For me it's either everything is going down or everything is coming back up

[@kardo3341]

you forgot : *hey bro let me get one shot*

[@RenaldyCalixte]

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭...that was my best friend in middle school.

[@adamnelson7166]

Yesss

[@kingslayerx1716]

Faqaaaaaaaxxxxx

[@pandapanda8169]

Brrrooooooo

[@blanelynch4576]

Bruh on me then miss and be like aye bruh let me get one more then miss then get mad when u don’t give it too them or if they make it on they 3rd try think they good like get yo goofy ass on somewhere

[@glebraymond7108]

“It’s the double rim!” That’s actually a permissible excuse.

[@dylandylan720]

Informer.p0p am I the only one that says that when I air ball

[@princenicolas8797]

Its not

[@Zach-lv5qs]

Not when you air ball lmao

[@lilk1dgamer439]

It is a double rim

[@deandrewilliams5209]

Man I play on a triple rim on sundays 😫😫😫

[@aidanbarry3853]

ScooterMagruder: *misses 263636 shots* Makes 1 shot: “Oh i’m warmed up now” 💀

[@danzignorberg6729]

aidan barry same

[@ggsnubs]

Hey man shooters shoot

[@macky3379]

Ye that was the joke, well done

[@witfurd1034]

Aka Westbrick

[@aidanbarry3853]

witfurd nah bruh Westbrook Lillards daddy

[@sidewayz922]

Broooo the Asian guy over dribbling and not passing to the open guy. Then air balls and says you gotta move CUT. Had me dead

[@jathkankanam]

Bro that literally happened to me like a month ago except it was with a Mexican

[@harveyboereau1164]

W-why you gotta make it a race thing?

[@jathkankanam]

@@harveyboereau1164 so i just can't say his race. The guy that i was playing with was a mexican. Just cuz i stated his race doesn't mean that I'm being racist or going against that race u libtard.

[@ratedpending]

@@jathkankanam I think he was trying to joke (not a good one but still) it's not a liberal thing

[@jathkankanam]

@@ratedpending oh okay. Yea that's not really that funny and i just called him a libtard cuz i wanted to.

[@sjgarcia8734]

“I don’t even play basketball im a football player” LMAO that’s my line

[@Niko-oe8yh]

Sjgarcia 873 mine too

[@nedas4417]

Same lol 😂

[@jaredmartin851]

Most def mine to lol but I’m pretty decent

[@ousmanann8773]

I hate that line cuz it's used in only 2 situations. Either u got cooked and they talk shit or u do something against someone who actually plays basketball

[@sjgarcia8734]

Big OUU-Z facts

[@puasami5722]

i been playing pickup bball all my life... never ever heard "i got downs" before lmaoooo XD

[@dbabymusic]

Serious? Where do you play

[@jarvischambers1642]

What? Lol

[@Zach-lv5qs]

I've heard it but it typically is "I got next."

[@vsnxgzidk3691]

I have never heard I got downs either I heard I got next

[@TerriProductions]

Usually hear winners stay on court or Next never heard that before either

[@ballinsam9]

"Lets me see that ball? Yeah that's mine I gotta go" - I felt that one to the bone lol. Happens every great game.

[@gc1087]

Bruhhh I've done it before 😂😂

[@jeromew9130]

That be me. I have that evolution bball and everybody loves it

[@gc1087]

@@jeromew9130 Yeap that Evo lol, same here. "That game ball?" Nah man, that MY BALL.

[@r_p_g_tk]

Damn heard it every time i practice at the courts

[@carryeveryday910]

So bring your own ball.... it’s always wll of yall who’re too poor to buy a ball.

[@rafavalls3395]

“Can I see the ball... yea I gotta go” 🤬🤬🤬

[@foxglove212]

Rafa Valls hey man, counterpoint why am I the only one that brings a ball?!

[@VGGamess]

College 😂🤣

[@clyvelawrence8820]

I felt that💀

[@GlobusTheGreat]

​@@foxglove212 That's what I'm saying bro. There's nothing wrong with bringing a ball and then having to leave. Y'all are welcome that you got to play with it as long as you did while I was waiting to get on the court.

[@memoaguayo7399]

these hurt 😂

[@UrbanSipfly]

Player on offense: Foul. Player on defense: Foul? Where the blood at?

[@deandrewilliams5209]

Yo I feel that. Today I had this dude jumping going for every fake down low then I go for the layup and he tryna take my arms off. I call and 1 and hes all like nah that's all ball when everyone heard and saw it 😫😂😂

[@gamingpalace2]

Nicholas Davis I would have smacked that dude..

[@moosaahmed1037]

Nicholas Davis cap

[@omegadartz2148]

No blood no foul

[@benkenobi6582]

The endless bickering about the score, travels and fouls is perfect

[@arminpaul687]

“Run It Back” the infamous words of a sore Loser!!!

[@dubbyu4286]

And the saltiness in their when they lost again is priceless

[@captainmarvelous1221]

Exactly

[@mmmao0630]

What exactly does “run it back “ mean?

[@rell3500]

Nah sometimes you really just wanna play again cause it's so fun

[@lgrstax1039]

Nah man thats the words of a fierce competitor but aight

[@kobeisthebaddest]

And 1 is NEVER a call! And lemme find out Scooter can really hoop 👀

[@KingAfrica4]

And 1 is a call, what you mean

[@bigmacncheez1775]

KingAfrica nah fam call the foul so people know

[@therealhhent9841]

@@KingAfrica4 and 1 isnt a foul call. You have to say foul

[@KingAfrica4]

@@bigmacncheez1775 the way I see it it's like another way of calling a foul. It's like saying he hit my arm, you don't have to explicitly call foul

[@KingAfrica4]

@@therealhhent9841 so if I call foul and then say and 1, it doesn't count?

[@Saibishii]

When the only guy who brought a ball has to go, onm that's the worst

[@abbasesmaili4125]

Yo that wa me😂😂😂and i left early like 8 p.m. other guys were too mad😂😂😂those good old days

[@Nikexel]

You know what's way worse? When you're the only one with a ball and they use it to play 5 and not even count you in, so you just sit there and watch, it's way worse when they're really picky and wanted to use your ball just cause it looks good and is new while they each have like a foken dozens of balls laying around. Really pisses me off :\

[@quinte11]

Nikexel sounds really specific lol

[@mjdagoat5440]

@@Nikexel you trash man

[@zeyy84]

@@Nikexel "Hey wanna play with us? We need one more. Let's use YOUR BALL." *your team loses* *next team up* *you watch, as your ball is now on the court*

[@Noobzsa523]

"I'm not from round here" "Yall play different round here" AHAH

[@nzbg1132]

Y'all are different

[@duraunpierre8872]

"How long are your nails?!" LMFAO said that before

[@adaio]

DuRaun Pierre Ded when I heard that hahaha

[@duraunpierre8872]

@@adaio hahaha

[@ryandubay7690]

Seams like every game someone else is scratching me like damn

[@msg4672]

All the time man.

[@anthonyrobertson8650]

That's justified tho man I got literally scars on my arm cause people don't cut their damn nails

[@LiftYouUP]

"Call your foul, we ain't giving you nothing!" Yooooo that shit's universal 😂😂😂💯

[@jdmsz9378]

But when you call it, it's a whole presidential debate

[@LiftYouUP]

@@jdmsz9378 💯😂😂😂

[@LunarySSF2]

also when we have an assigned referee but whenever he calls a foul nobody fucking trusts him lmao

[@clyvelawrence8820]

Elie4Elite you guys have assigned refs? Haha

[@laferiousdequarius1636]

Yous a bitch if you call foul during pick up

[@cdmxvii5614]

“You want to play 5’s? We only need one.” “Nah man I’m just shooting around” I hate that so much😂

[@carryeveryday910]

You hate that people like to just shoot?

[@kaser4886]

J Cole don’t know why but this made me crack up

[@dr.boinkersbookkeeping9028]

I cant play because i have a herniated disc, so i just shoot around on courts. People need to chill. Even without my hernia i wouldnt play, there's just too many hillbillies that can injure you and even say they didnt do shit. I got my tooth knocked out twice, because people never actually trained basketball in school or where ever and dont know how to move and play decent defense.

[@nomathic7672]

You'd be the first to scream when the person who's just shooting around costs you 10 turnovers cause he only plays for fun lol

[@4Paczjkor]

LUD WIG any pickup basketball games no one knows how to play defense half of them wanna be spot up shooters and only try on defense when someone’s scoring 20 points in the paint lol

[@adamwoolston253]

"You gotta CUT" I actually got physically angry at that one. So many flashbacks😂😂😂

[@frankiegomez4205]

Y'all did my boy in the headband dirty.. 💀 didn't even get to play, got robbed, nobody picked him up and got his next stolen repeatedly.

[@mattd3978]

True, he needed to just walk on the court and/or have had someone in the game know he got next

[@MegaHerbsmoker420]

that's true but like the other guy said sometimes you gotta put yourself in the game lol you just better be able to perform or you will get roasted

[@thedarkknight9153]

This really is like the Dude Perfect bit. Haha! Love the “and 1” guy. And the “misses from 3 all game but banks in game winner” guy.

[@vzm4663]

Yeah, the "outdoor pickup game with the rule-cheese players" is strong with this one xD

[@paulbotello1289]

This is exactly why I dont play pickup basketball anymore Everybody swear they should be playing in the NBA CALM THE HELL DOWN Its a pickup game of basketball, ain't no scouts out here

[@papiagua]

I KNOW! Lolol

[@paulbotello1289]

@@papiagua The worst kind are the ones that talk about they got a friend on the way, and try to hold up the next game And then the "Run it back" type, bro YOU LOST, get your insecure ass off the court

[@paulbotello1289]

@@saviorofs0ng LOL I find it humorous, I do it for the cardio to be honest I can't dribble for shit, can't shoot, but I can run and play really good defense, I stay right in their hip pocket and they cant stand it

[@yoboyfllex]

Tbh i like when people play hard, it definitely makes it more fun 🤷🏻‍♂️ i guess thats just me tho

[@paulbotello1289]

@@yoboyfllex there's playing hard and then there's acting like a douche when something doesn't work out for you...a very broad defined line between the 2

[@ctcourtking]

Never in life heard of “downs” must be regional but every other bit of this is dead accurate 😭😭

[@jfre3760]

Facts I’ve never heard of that

[@kaddo34]

Next, Wtf is a downs?

[@ctcourtking]

kaddo34 facts, every where I go it’s Next

[@jokerexorcist3658]

For me its either ups or next never heard of downs

[@dezz_1148]

Downs is when u pick up anyone u want off the losing team

[@hamzahatoum9243]

“ It’s not regulation size “ 😂😂😂 someone literally says that every time

[@omieg89]

It’s so true and I always find it annoying 😂

[@rundamic3373]

That "someone stole my phone" part is sooo accurate😂😂😂

[@kaddo34]

The way he started running had me cryin

[@giorgiocartier9012]

Facts gonna stay until everyone leaves 😂

[@marquis533]

Every hood game ever and i lost my ball

[@jonathanturgeon9039]

I feel personally attacked 😂. The double rim one is too real though, dunking on those will destroy your hands and shooting on them will destroy your confidence.

[@MPHswayze]

I'm the "nah I'm just shooting/who all's playing... Nah I'm good" guy.

[@play-s-_______-osu]

I'm the "i forgot my phone" guy

[@P-van]

Same

[@mjdagoat5440]

Then why are you there

[@MPHswayze]

@@mjdagoat5440 to shoot

[@mjdagoat5440]

@@MPHswayze but what's the point

[@JPatternsIII]

Me and my friend minding our business Random people: YALL WANNA PLAY 9 on 34?

[@reefmulkey982]

Prod. J Patterns lmfaooooo

[@isaiahsantillan594]

What does that mean? Sorry if this is a dumb question😂

[@JPatternsIII]

Alberto Santillan it’s a joke on playing 5v5 all the time when you just want to shoot

[@nahor88]

@@JPatternsIII YES... I work out at a University gym, I finally get a free basket to shoot on, 5 mins later... YO BRO YOU WANNA RUNS 5S???? I finally agree to play pick-up: 1. I can't find a guy to guard cuz they're all huge so they stick me on the smallest guy, he ends up being in better shape than me cuz it's a college gym and they're all late teens, so he just runs me to death. 2. My spot is the corner, but they always want me to cut, which after 20 minutes of running I don't have the energy to, so I just never see the ball. 3. When I finally do get a shot, I'm completely out of position so I jack up a bad shot. I try to tell them I'm a shooter but they don't believe me. At the end of the day, I just need a couple guys to play 21 with so I can have fun getting up shots and playing a little bit of defense.

[@DA-lu6cs]

"10-10" "What nah ya have 9" "I have 6 he got 4" "No" "Nah cus I had 5 and I hit the jumper" "When" "Remember when the guy beeped the horn and I said hi " "O"

[@the1ZGen]

“You can’t wait to see if it goes in to call foul” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ethannguyen1001]

“Put a shirt on” 😂

[@jokerYG]

Man I hadn't hooped in years. I'd forgotten alot of this stuff. When you yelled "FIRST", I died laughing. I forgot how much arguing went on about calls.

[@ScooterMagruder]

Donell Donell Had to go way back for that one 😂

[@Jamzkee84]

“Ball ball ball ball” Picks ball up and rolls it to the side. So real 😂

[@rthetruthful]

Bro you forgot about the dude that gets a phone call

[@travelourway9584]

Agreed!

[@kaddo34]

Start arguing with his baby mama over speaker in front of the whole gym 😂😂😂

[@rthetruthful]

kaddo34 😂😂😂

[@giorgiocartier9012]

Facts and be like I gotta go after this🤦🏽‍♂️

[@NamesZKP]

Whole game gets put on hold bruh

[@zacharyjones7948]

"CUT YOUR NAILS" thats facts tho 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@drgfromnyc]

Exactly, I still got marks on my arms and shit. 😂😂😂

[@cityboydanny1758]

Zachary Jones nah niggas tell me that every game

[@isabellen219]

I’ve said that in my league games too...a girl cut my face with her fingernail...

[@Kaneda870]

#83. Whose mans is that? Guilty as charged.

[@versatilethearcane]

Every. Single. Game

[@NickDeWayne]

I LOST IT at "you gotta cut" after that i knew this vid was gonna get REAL 😂😂😂

[@planetshween6539]

Can’t forget “see me in a inside gym”

[@bulldawgslays3724]

I played at Mississippi State too. Intramurals 😂😂😂😂😂. Had me 💀

[@DrPayne25]

Fellow bulldog here. People took intramurals too seriously 😂

[@bulldawgslays3724]

Caleb Payne people think cause they’re playing on the 1st court in the Sanderson center they’re godly

[@DrPayne25]

@@bulldawgslays3724 it's still like that in just pick up games not even intramurals. Some people just got a big head 😂

[@RenaldyCalixte]

Who's the best NBA player out of Miss St ever?

[@reshnar751]

@@bulldawgslays3724 I did too, in 2015

[@jacobshort6904]

Tbh double rims are a spawn of satan

[@nickjohnson2775]

“Someone stole my phone..” 😂😂😂

[@NamesZKP]

When in actuality they just misplaced it or someone's playing a prank on them.

[@johnamparado6298]

You should have added the filipino guy who plays “physically” or “veteran moves”

[@wescos2117]

or the 80 year old dude who always tackling people like he's in the nfl

[@johnamparado6298]

@@wescos2117 and calls it "great defense"

[@wescos2117]

@@johnamparado6298 fax or "That was how we played when I was young"

[@rockytsolomon9218]

"Y'all different" lmao

[@intendedexpression6609]

As a regular hooper organized and recreational, ive been in all these situations.... lool hoopers all over the world just have the same basketball mannerisms but differ in skill level and athleticism😂.

[@MMK77344]

“Oh yeah my bad, you gotta move, you gotta cut” you don’t know how many times I’ve been told that and I HATE IT

[@WatchDustin360]

Spot on with everyone of these. Loved it!

[@Thundernoob98]

Woulda been funny if they teamed up with the rdcworod1 guys for this

[@NicolaiBolas]

As someone who played pickup basketball basically every day last semester, these are all so true! Brilliant video, I really enjoyed it and it was spot on!

[@Alex-mq9ui]

“OHH YEAHH! THATS US, IT WENT OFF HIS KNEE!” and “ I HAVEN’T PLAYED IN A MONTH” be me I swear 😭 I be lying🤣🤣🤣

[@NamesZKP]

Like we just saw you out here yesterday 😂

[@deucewayne449]

Man I love this video! The accuracy of it is amazing. I'm over here crackin up. Great video.

[@TheBunnyYT]

Everyone... EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT DOUBLE RIM OR TRIPLE RIM OR EVEM QUATRUPLE RIM I’m guilty of that

[@tytalkssports]

Reaction idea: How fans reacted to Toy Story 4

[@bmzmark7076]

Yo I hated toy story 4 bro idk I love the other ones lol don’t judge 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@plniosilva1992]

Toy story 4 was ass

[@bmzmark7076]

like sorry bro But i wouldn’t watch it if I were you tho

[@bmzmark7076]

Sorry sorry

[@tytalkssports]

@@bmzmark7076 I won't judge that's your personal opinion, in my opinion I loved it and thought it was awesome I will not judge whatever you think about the movie

[@prevyhiphop]

“I’m not from here” “Y’all play different” bruuuuuh I am dead asf 💀 I think they covered EVERYTHING!

[@117tvirus]

It's the dudes on the outside versus the dudes on the inside 💯💯💯 Pickup ball be hella agitating sometimes lol

[@royflores323]

Literally all that was missing sadly was a fight breaking out and somebody clearing all out with elbows

[@islandbwoi876]

The only one missing is “You can’t win off a 2” 😂😂😂

[@andrewdromsky4200]

Yo you should do more of these vids for sure. Keep doing what you’re doin bro

[@NB-jp3wm]

OMG this rings so true. Keep up the hilarious work, man!

[@excessfinesse]

Always that one one person who’s “just shooting around”

[@peyton3613]

The “bro cut your nails! How long are your nails man!?!” Was the most realistic 1 😂🏀🔥

[@eise910]

You forgot “Let him shoot”

[@nzbg1132]

or the "Where's the rebound" when he airballs it or bounces off to China

[@andrewmichos3404]

It’s scary how accurate this video is. Not only on what they say but on the mannerisms, tone and emotions! Great video my man!! Loved it! Hahahaha Top 100 reasons why I hate playing pick up basketball

[@intendedexpression6609]

Why did i think scooter had like a dad body this whole time (gut)😂😂. This guy is actually fit and muscular.

[@djdragon9058]

Why is it that this dude doesnt even have 1 million subs. But I watch his videos like he is the best and most subscribed youtuber ever. Good videos man

[@ScooterMagruder]

Bro W Ayyyyy appreciate the support brother!

[@lexcontent5129]

Most subscribed?

[@11teiko]

Love you Scooter, been watching since 2012! I know you're doing more sports/video game content now, but I would love to see more of these kind of humorous videos that are more universally relatable. Top 100 and Talking to Myself were my favorites!

[@friendlyfade5469]

Funny as hell lol I went to school and played for the same basketball team as scooter back in the day. Orlando fl all dayyy.. congrats dude you made it big time on social media

[@hajunseo6669]

This is the longest 6 min vid I watched. Most dense content thanks

[@xsportscommentaryx60]

Omg I can’t relate so hard!!! Especially the “cut your nails” clip

[@TheQuietGeneration]

This is so real. Well done.

[@rasarmusic1]

Eerily accurate. Best I’ve seen!

[@amtamt454]

“Where’s my phone” Damn that hits deep...

[@aaronocampo5640]

3:52 Rest in Peace Kobe- Mamba Forever 💛💜

[@DantieuS]

Scooter I and my Boyz been ballin in the UK (North East) for 12 years now outdoors, indoors you name it and man, we've seen, said and done nearly all of these ESPECIALLY "Oh my god how long are your Nails?!" One of the guys who used to ball with us always scratched us up worse than a feral cat! Keep these videos up big man! Would love to see your take on different kinds of pick up players. That would make for a class skit!

[@trev5427]

Me and my friends probably mention all 100 just in one game lmao

[@johngraves11]

I lost it when he yelled “ITS THE DOUBLE RIIMM”

[@jman92091]

"And 1 is not a call" I have never in my life, said this do much in my life until I moved to Florida

[@LyftraS]

jman92091 fact

[@BasketballBuddies]

Great video

[@adamabuzer5505]

Make more skits like this its funny as hell

[@askpat13]

Another day, another ScooterMagruder vid.

[@johnquincy8048]

When folks say that got 5 but got 4 on the way 🤦🏾‍♂️. Felt that one spiritually. THEY NOT HERE, THEY DON'T COUNT, tf.

[@chadcook3709]

Love this

[@macnolds4145]

A few more from NYC: - "win by 2" (i.e. after hitting the game-winner or when the score is tied late) - "cookies" (i.e. for steals) - "check", "check up" - "take it back", "you gotta take it back", "you gotta take it out", "you gotta check it out" - "line is out", "gate is out" - "ball" (to call a foul) - "get your man" - "all day, all night" - during a shot: "cash", "money", "all net" - "game" (after hitting game-winner)

[@TheMoreYouKnow150]

Broooo all these dam situations I been through on the court 💀😂😂😂😂

[@FutaConnoiseur]

I know this man is not hoopin in some concords.....Disrespecting the entire Jordan brand right there

[@5at5una]

the type of dude blaming on the out door court so had to wear his cheap shoes or saying if indoor, he will wears his J's or Kobe's and be killing

[@robbindahood7869]

Playing basketball in basketball shoes ...the disrespect!

[@FutaConnoiseur]

@@robbindahood7869 Why would you were a pair of shoes that aren't meant to be used on outdoor courts...You're just gonna scuff them and make them look hella shitty....

[@FreakyDeakyYelaMan]

All theses are on point! LOL

[@romanticpalmer9562]

I love your videos man. Shout out downtown Orlando YMCA

[@goldy496]

LMAO that one dude that's always "nah I'm just shooting" bruh we need 1 more for 5s pls

[@ryanprice3]

1:47 I cannot relate more, some guys got nails like a whookie

[@izzyhotboy]

LMFAO I love these videos I've done maybe half of these gonna be showing all my friends this video 👍👍

[@philippinesIsAmazing]

as someone who plays pick up ball everyday for 26 years i can not believe how accurate this video is 😂

[@gdunks689]

0:40 the shooters shoot guy is actually every tryhard Stephen curry, or kyrie Irving 13 yearold

[@scattau41]

lil asian dudes love to dribble shouts out to them... they are the lifeblood of a pickup game

[@calandprem]

💗our swift point guards

[@immakinganewyoutube3652]

"hey where's my phone?" "Someone stole my phone." Litterly me every time😂 2:17

[@isuppose1788]

Spot on.