Top 18 - Food & Beverage SCPs

[@TatsTopVideos]

If you like what you see and want to know when new videos are released. Please click on the bell icon. NDL and Pyfer were unavailable for recording at the given time. For the past month actually. Some people don't like their voices thinking they overdo it. This list wasn't intended to be scary, more informational.

[@MONSTER743]

Ask SCP-682?! Holy SHIT I'm so excited!!! :D

[@luciferthewolf785]

nailed it

[@papitofuentes6244]

Cmon, you gotta let Pyfer narrate in comedy lists! :(

[@CharlesA2]

Did you find a model for 682 yet? Or are you still looking?

[@TatsTopVideos]

BANG KOK still haven't found a model yet. Unless someone ports one from the game, onto the Workshop.

[@Mint-Lynx]

I like SCP-458, it doesn't want to snap necks, it doesn't want to exterminate humanity, it doesn't want to bring the apocalypse, all it wants to do is provide a free endless supply of pizza for whoever wants pizza.

[@unluckycatfish6866]

and ez mony for anyone who wants to sell it

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

Best SCP ever

[@yeehaw27]

The best ones are the ones in the break room lol

[@MaybeNotARobot]

SCP-458 Object class: Cool

[@yeehaw27]

+Pieter Peter yo I don't really want panda meat but you do you bruh

[@gamingphysics1500]

A horrifying creature that can pass through solid objects and drags you into a pocket dimension to slowly kill you. A stone figure that moves when being looked at, snapping your neck and killing you nearly instantly. A sentient eggplant.

[@annaoop8336]

Gaming Physics You mean: *a stone statue that is capable of moving when not in the area of sight that will snap your neck when not looked at.

[@portal6347]

Concrete not stone

[@boxtank5288]

Gaming Physics cake that regenerates indefinitely and can wipe out Humanity in 80 Days if allowed to replicate indefinitely.

[@glb317]

An unkillable crocodile that could end the world and hates humanity

[@tricksor6589]

A horrifying humanoid with no mass capable of running faster than a jet and tearing you to shreds when looked at

[@supertrain1236]

*_"You are a hideous cube."_*

[@SbwrielYT]

*melon's ego is bruised*

[@kitkat5088]

😱

[@ramry1011]

Meany

[@Noahthelasercop]

oop-

[@kingcookie9777]

The Melon: (; - ;)

[@pippo17173]

God I would love that pizza box. Unlimited pizza all day every day.

[@cursedgamer2778]

D.DoT-Z along with stupidity because your not thinking at a wide enough scale.

[@cursedgamer2778]

so *you're* insecure too.

[@Xeo_Aligarde]

Infinite cheesiness! Accompanied with infinite Carbs... which is fair enough.

[@sewerboio_0]

Cursed Gamer Im sorry to much for you to handle

[@lebronthegoat3670]

it's also your favorite pizza dont forget about that

[@damnedlegionaire]

Before people start questioning about object class level, consider the locked box experiment, in which you lock the SCP in question in a box. -If it does nothing of interest while in the box, it's a Safe class. -If it does something bad when you lock them in a box unless you check on them or poke holes in the box so they can breathe, it's a Euclid class. -If it claws its' way out of the box, eats the research staff, shits on the carpet, blows up the site it was housed in, and begins violating the remains of any survivors unless you stop it from doing so, it's a Keter class. -If it is the box, then it's a Thaumiel class. -If it ceases to exist while in the box, it's nutralized. Simple.

[@damnedlegionaire]

Thatsthepoint.jpeg

[@kyrgyz136]

Lone Wanderer and if it is destroyed in the box, it is neutralized.

[@Lavender_Fox]

what if it escapes the box, but causes no additional harm?

[@kyrgyz136]

lavender fox Then it is a safe class entity.

[@ZakArk]

Or nutralized

[@kiiwikiori7542]

SCP-2941 in a nutshell: 2941: Hi. Subject: Woah, you can talk?!? 2941: Yes. Subject: Wow, that's *_cool!_* 2941: _I'm_ cool? Thank you! Staff: OH SHIIII-

[@dawsonmueller4842]

Eggplant- “I love you!” SCP staff- “more like belongs in the trash”

[@SpiffoGaming]

The egg plant had potential to be a perverted plant that only talks to female researchers

[@taritangeo4948]

@@SpiffoGaming But instead its so pure😭 I feel so bad for these sentient fruit.

[@coolblackeagle1063]

@@taritangeo4948 Maybe we could just put them in specific places where they can do as they please, whilst unable to crush people?

[@hyliadreamer]

How precious! You don't know how to spell "whoa" correctly!

[@MultiClevername]

Just think about it, it must be so messed up that a highly secretive institution has you going through corridors and professionally sealed doors with guards 24/7 just so you and two other guys that had criminal records to just eat a whole cake.

[@candy5680]

Lol

[@spookieboogi6161]

MultiClevername best crime I ever committed I’d be like oh no this sucks whatever will I do can I get some milk this cake rocks

[@cagefreequeso300]

Thats what we call a W homie

[@jedimasterchunky4116]

Guard: EAT THE CAKE!!! Criminal #1: But....I'm allergic to eggs.... Guard: *kills first criminal* You eat the ca- Criminal #2: *scarfs down whole cake to avoid getting shot* Criminal #3: wtf......

[@thecreation3892]

Hmmm... r these cakes dangerous when there's starving children in Africa that would be delighted to eat these? Maybe the foundation could use the transfer of those cakes over there XD #Horrorlogic

[@goodestboy4384]

SCP-2941 is how Veggietales got started. A Bible was presented to these fruits and vegetables during an experiment to see if they could read and understand the English language. However, what the people running the experiment didn't know is that the produce was capable of learning at alarming rates, and seeing as that the Bible was the first proverbial lesson these fruits and veggies learned about humans, they developed a strong belief in the Bible's teachings and made a strong connection with God. After the fact, the produce managed to escape containment and take residence in an old lady's house. They live on her countertop and only show their sentience at night out of fear of being caught and taken back to containment. They're still here to this day, even developing their own God fearing civilization in the lady's kitchen.

[@andrewmaclin1796]

This comment made me dab

[@greeneoasis9051]

when scp 2941 meets scp 343...

[@fangsong3802]

Veggietales??? XD 😂

[@sava-k-mus]

This must now become veggietales canon

[@zikulit0770]

@Lucien Clubbto let them get you. Your coming with us.

[@gokubread2733]

warning this video contains: -delicious food -scary food -magic food -and delirious food viewer discretion advice

[@gokubread2733]

also -talking food -juicy food -hot food viewer discretion advice

[@wesly50plays78]

+Blazekill360 thanks

[@heighbeut99]

Don't forget sad food

[@nothankyoudontwantalastnam847]

Can u grammar or no

[@walnzell9328]

Badass food.

[@Crow4k-p7i]

when people in white lab coats think you're a hideous cube

[@SCPShyGuy]

@Dr4G0N_BoY Be4rd3D ; Hello. Peanut and I would be happy to help. Tell us the coordinates and we will ki- *I MEAN* attack.

[@bunbunnbunnybun]

Fat melon: *sad melon noises*

[@notjebbutstillakerbal]

O O F

[@MinatoDeLaCruz]

I feel bad for the bullied, sentient fruit...........that melon just wants to be the roundest

[@deathburn4329]

"those are some nice melons you got there." half the world gets crushed by a giant melon

[@GoinGameCrazy]

You are a Hid- Ah fuck it, You are the Roundest sphere I have ever seen! *Whole world gets crushed by giant melon.

[@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns]

WELL ITS NOT! IT IS A HIDEOUS CUBE

[@willboi4202]

You ARe a HidEoUS CuBE

[@_ii_ik9157]

MinatoDeLaCruz right all the Melon wanted was to be THICK and round ....I feel so bad because of how hideous that cube is ...ALSO UR WELCOM THAT I JUST LIKED ALL OF UR COMENTS INCLUDING MINE XD

[@OctoberRust02]

"You are a hideous cube." Oof. "You should be hurled into the trash." Double oof.

[@theotherkimmy6232]

FATALITY

[@JoetheDilo1917]

"You are a hideous cube" my teammates when i disguise as melon on Minecraft hide'n'seek

[@joshualarue6736]

Why are they so mean to the fruits and vegetables. ☹️

[@suzielamb5547]

@@joshualarue6736 they will get massive and cause major damage.

[@SpiffoGaming]

Angry watermelon noises

[@northwind2748]

**Hears about SCP-871** Welp, good thing it's not rea- **Cake appears on counter** *OH GOD DAMN IT*

[@jyo6351]

Banach-Tarski Well the cake is a lie.

[@planetcheeseburger7304]

Wait, isn't that a good thing?

[@ilirllapashtica7940]

damn dude its free cake we could end world hunger with this or open a bakery with overpriced tags and sit your ass while seein that money flow like water

[@somehecucunt3194]

Northwind welp good thing im far from ea- **cake appears on ground** OH FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

[@freakinghackersstop6520]

Good thing- *Cake apears* I love cake

[@averageaccidentalarsonist2149]

"You are a hideous cube" 1 like=I backup for the poor watermelon.

[@texasred8424]

But then it will destroy the world

[@mystichunterz278]

Grumpy Gamer Destroying the world is better than living with the guilt of bullying those poor fruits. /s

[@augustmoviereviewer]

Imagine writing the headstone for someone who ate SCP-156. John Smith: Born 1950, Died: 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987

[@TheCumGod]

Woah woah woah, 1897? Did John Smith time travel that time?

[@augustmoviereviewer]

Oh crap! Maybe........

[@fire_flower4254]

that name seems wibble wobble timey wimey

[@augustmoviereviewer]

I knew somebody would get that referance

[@fire_flower4254]

Jonathan Of The SLA​ thats john doe not john smith

[@infinite6576]

An SCP that can make infinite Pizza of my own choice with no negative consequences? 458 is officially the best SCP in existence, your argument is invalid.

[@DarkPsychoMessiah]

What about 420-J, the super weed?

[@infinite6576]

F*** the weed.

[@Nexty_34]

scp 458 and scp 294 are coming home with me

[@infinite6576]

Next level gamer 34 aw hell naw. 1v1 me bra.

[@infinite6576]

Hanzo Hasashi then 294 is the 2nd best SCP in existence.

[@melonman7714]

can SCP-294 dispense semen? And if so, who's semen? Can you impregnate a woman with said semen? These are the REAL questions these people should be trying to answer.

[@gentleman7407]

"damnit joe did you impregnate Jenny with my sperm again? I told you not to do that, joe."

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

Gentleman "1 cup of Joe, please."

[@rapid_]

"Babe! We did it! You're gonna be a father!" "I don't reme-" "I wasn't talking to you, Bob. I was talking to SCP-294!"

[@break_the_galaxy]

That's probably where they get the semen to feed SCP-166...

[@zombierat000]

That's what I was hoping they'd say it dispensed 😂

[@Sclasspsycho]

Saving the world by making fruits and vegetables sad.

[@jamesthesaucypotato7206]

This is abuse #watermelonlivesmatter

[@spinelessman815]

Sclasspsycho #watermelonlivesmatter

[@vudinh6103]

Sclasspsycho #watermelonlivesmatter

[@thehi5thatisradioactive275]

#WATERMELONLIVESMATTER!

[@Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns]

YOU ARE ALL HIDEOUS CUBES!!!

[@_imperiumromanum]

What's so bad about cake flooding the world? 1. Solving world hunger 2. It's cake 3. Finally no more of being late to the party and no more cake is left 4. It's cake 5. We can use cake as fuel 6. It's fucking cake

[@TatsTopVideos]

cakes go rotten, attracts diseases

[@_imperiumromanum]

Tats TopVideos but then it's destroyed meaning replacement

[@TatsTopVideos]

Alex Attack it will still remain there. It will duplicate another clean one next to it, if it becomes damaged or rotten. x2

[@_imperiumromanum]

Tats TopVideos​ simple, get the everything tree and clone SCP-500 infinitely-ish enjoy the food Bonus: It even cures stomachaches :D

[@sonofpechoman4261]

But I thought the cake was a dead meme.

[@corneliuslagrant1600]

I had an old eggplant in the fridge. After watching scp-2941, I hurled it into the trash.

[@fangsong3802]

I love it when u said "I had an old eggplant in my fridge"

[@slumpsenju7849]

It was the “I had an old eggplant in the fridge” for me

[@patrickhall901]

They are verbally abusing the Veggie Tales crew!!! For shame!

[@zyibesixdouze4863]

Pietro Lucchese Veggie Tales had fruits too.

[@dexgod7633]

Now we have vegans and megans lol

[@shadowsforgeshop1357]

I feel bad for all the 2941 ones... They get so mistreated... :( Poor melon

[@t-4-852]

Cut his fellow Watermelons to deppress him!!

[@Sparkledash1]

#melonlivesmatter

[@deathburn4329]

imagine if a guy went up to one of the researchers researching the melon you are supposed to say is a hideous cube and says, "those are some nice melons you got there", and it instantly grows enough to crush the lab

[@KhaoticKatarin]

SCP 2941 "veggie tales"

[@vaspeter2600]

I can sort of sympathize with the researchers, though. It'd be vexing if you got a job at an institute that houses all sorts of supernatural stuff - including God himself, apparently - and your task turned out to be verbally abusing a sapient watermelon.

[@NiceYokai]

I want an SCP-458 for myself, I loves me a good slice of pizza.

[@crabman7025]

MPM Chris Hey,share

[@kingcookie9777]

Pizza party

[@yammez1]

Can we just acknowledge the people who had to puke up an ENTIRE WATERMELON.

[@TalonStormCrow]

Not to mention the pumpkin... yikes!

[@theotherkimmy6232]

Oooooooooooooooof

[@theotherkimmy6232]

Mr. stark I don’t feel so good- *VOMITS PUMPKIN*

[@malachiphillips6370]

Or, in one instance, a pumpkin.

[@malachiphillips6370]

Goddamn it of course this was already commented by everyone ;-;

[@HanaNoMachi]

'A fruit that grows in your stomach and ultimately goes back up the throat and causes permanent damage to the body' Object class: safe I'm sorry what

[@toasterfoundation6886]

The object classes are referring to the safety of containing the scp.

[@MH-gq2er]

You have a point

[@TechniumWolf]

+Toaster it should also contain the danger level to humans XD (My opinion anyway)

[@jafetmejia8119]

Imagine if you eat a watermelon from that

[@K0sm1cKid]

Compared to Keter class objects it's pretty darn safe haha As long as there aren't more of these trees out there. Assuming it is completely contained.

[@NotYourAveragePyro]

Carefully follow these steps: 1. Pick up SCP-458 2. Open it 3. Turn it upside-down 4. Close your eyes and thing about nothing but pizza 5. Open your eyes to see thousands of pizzas on the floor...

[@rapid_]

6. _"holy shit..."_

[@Shadow-876]

RapidFireRocket 7: _NOMNOMNOM_

[@tzimiscelord8483]

9. Repeat

[@sai-tc7wv]

@@dawnstarguard3322 13. eat scp 871 and 458's pizza

[@sai-tc7wv]

@@feara5738 15. north korean nuke destroys scp site

[@bingabingus]

Imagine, you're walking down the street then you hear, "Hoo boo I love you"

[@jonathanbargayo505]

Probably at the farmer's market you will hear that.

[@theotherkimmy6232]

OH FUCH NAH IMMA RUN

[@teh_supar_hackr]

That giant growing orange should have an interview with those other sentient fruits.

[@theemeraldking3251]

It's a grapefruit sorry

[@level94836]

"You should be hurled in the trash" funniest thing i've heard all day.

[@sumguy4700]

"you are a hideous cube"

[@Andres-.-]

YOU'LL GET WORMS IF YOU MOVE

[@skyking7864]

Those damn things probably have depression at this point

[@katieburak93]

OMG, depressed fruit

[@drpeppersr7955]

level94836 that's what I hear daily XD

[@toastysalt7160]

so...is SCP-156 a reference to the myth of Hades and Persephone? Like, if you eat the seeds you "die" and stay dead (presumably to go to the Underworld to live with Hades, who I'm also assuming is the "white, male face" you're supposed to see) all throughout the six fall/winter months until spring rolls around and then you come "back to life"/the Overworld...or maybe SCP-156 really ARE the seeds from the same pomegranate Persephone ate. If so, that's a pretty cool concept.

[@treadingwater86]

Really nice theory that makes sense on so many levels. The seeds might not be the exact same pomegranate, but supposedly any food from the Underworld would have the same effect.

[@lukiopool7120]

i just want to know why it isnt class safe,the class is based on storage needs not physical dangers. E.G a button to destroy the universe would be safe,a cat that can teleport anywhere would be keter

[@zaxacozaxaco833]

toasty salt q

[@daddybear1490]

I noticed that too! It's so cool

[@sewerboio_0]

@@lukiopool7120 Its also based if it could destroy the world or not.

[@grugg3108]

so we have high class individuals paid top dollar to insult fruits so they dont consume the planet😂

[@theotherkimmy6232]

*YOU ARE A HIDEOUS CUBE*

[@hygiei]

loved seeing SCP 863 and learning about the real-life inspiration of the Nuka-Cola/Sunset Sarsaparilla rivalry

[@theemeraldking3251]

We should make 682 ingest the cola >:)

[@joshuadeneumoustier8523]

Warning this video contains: scary food noises

[@randomguy3849]

yep im literally pissing my self by hearing scary food noises

[@sexyoreo4262]

XD

[@salixbaby]

*rubs knife aggresively*

[@Jimjamatic]

You mean like the noise of Rice Krispies when you pour in the milk?

[@deadman1276]

OH NO ITS SO SPOOFY

[@zappykoenigg2801]

I literally love how SCP entries are most of the time unsettling or strange, but then there’s something like SCP-2941 which is just a well thought-out shitpost on the SCP wiki.

[@agus12h]

The cake isnt a lie!!

[@yoshimiester507thesadyoshi2]

Well now I know what to say if an eggplant starts talking, an apple starts pleasuring it’s self by rolling around, and if a melon asks if it’s round or not.

[@GeorgeXer0]

Yoshimiester 507 the sad yoshi well they never mention what to do with the cantolupe

[@karenirizarry5844]

i like how most of these are considered euclid or safe until you get to number 1.

[@marialuke2116]

A d-class assigned to go and eat cake. If a d-class person only had that job they'd lead an unusually happy life at scp.

[@Nebulynx]

That would be true, but it unfortanutaly can't be. due to the monthly termination of D-Class pesonell.

[@marialuke2116]

First Nebulynx right, forgot that part.

[@angrybrony]

wait does that mean all d-class are terminated monthly?

[@jeffblacklight104]

they are in most cases, criminal with a death sentence so.. yeah they need to be change every month

[@angrybrony]

aren't there some d-class that are refuges? what about them?

[@ZeDerp9]

"You are a hideous cube"

[@spinelessman815]

I am ZeDerp who likes to make fun of people i srry

[@crulithiem6945]

Why thank you good sir

[@user-yl7ld7ww7j]

Take that back

[@dumpster9048]

I love this

[@masterthg3137]

"You Should Be Hurled Into The Trash"

[@matthewlee8667]

It's hard enough trying to peel an orange when it isn't trying to overthrow the bourgeois.

[@monkeypaw8977]

*buddhist artifact *anoint yourself with Confucius. Ok.

[@walnzell9328]

And so China and India went to war.

[@walnzell9328]

But wait! North Korea has arrived and... oh sh*t. There they go. Well now Russia's stepped in and damn it! Civil War! Okay, India wins. But wait! The Hindu Indian government has called a holy war on the Buddhists! I guess that means China wins? Wait. Communism frowns on religion? Okay... so who won here?

[@lamronjr8785]

actually I wonder if that's the joke. Like, because the people running the Chinese food place actually knew nothing about either religion, they were just mashing them together in an awkward attempt to gather money.

[@dogedude2847]

A Dead Chap Named Spooks the fortune cookie that produces jizz

[@talkinghoorse6936]

Tats uploaded a new video? Funny, I don't see a blue moon.

[@jessie8173]

Lol I'm dying haha no

[@francie3169]

i don't see any pigs flying either

[@happiny4847]

i dont see any baby pigeons either

[@discopainwheel9937]

i can not see, I'm legally blind!

[@ManiacX1999]

Well, hasn't this comment section become full of puns?

[@yeehaw27]

Imagine working at the SCP foundation and being told that your new job is to insult a melon every day.

[@VictorTorres-rg9lp]

Function 54 oh well better this then getting your legs ripped off or being slowly eaten by a monster would you complain

[@yeehaw27]

I came here to get my legs ripped off and they told me I have to insult a melon

[@oliviailuki5522]

Something just popped in my head I thought scp ment *S* uper *C* lasifyed *P* roducts

[@theotherkimmy6232]

S uck C ock P enis

[@dtrinitypersonal]

S eduction C oitus P regnancy

[@awesomeboyz255]

True

[@jamesonweimann4720]

S uper C rappy P uns

[@Rhabanaarum]

S oppy C oppy P oppy

[@thelapisfreak6963]

Hey Tats TopVideos, could you make a list of top friendliest scps? Thanks

[@TatsTopVideos]

Well we are covering Pet SCPS, so that could probably cover them quite well

[@thelapisfreak6963]

Like the eyepods or scp 999? and will it use sfm?

[@TatsTopVideos]

yeah like the eyepods. Though since there is no model of SCP-999 and the eyepods, I'll need to recreate the entire models from scratch in 3ds max. I have made several SCP Models before, for my SCP videos. Including: SCP-015 SCP-038 SCP-058 SCP-079 SCP-107 SCP-156 SCP-261 SCP-280 SCP-354 SCP-377 SCP-398 SCP-401 SCP-643 SCP-975 SCP-1335 SCP-1354 SCP-1863 SCP-1916 SCP-2059 SCP-2244

[@thelapisfreak6963]

Woah, you guys are amazing!

[@TatsTopVideos]

TheLapisFreak thanks. I only have the team do narrations for me for SCPS. But I do all the SCP Animations and creation of the models myself. A lot of work for a girl to do lol XD

[@XrandommonX]

A hideous cube? More like belongs in the trash!

[@axelshmontes14]

(G)old

[@darkninjacorporation]

Poor 2941s :( They're just happy fruits and veggies that get berated constantly. Especially apple, that's no way to live

[@lordambicross]

Talia Starlight Is it because they grow too much?

[@mwperk02]

@Talia Starlight Why not just kill and incinerate the fruit.

[@SephTheHuntress]

Mathew Perkins The SCP Foundation is not GOG.

[@yeet5530]

Nah I'm complementing the fruit

[@blevination]

Just put the annoying orange in each chamber

[@Mr_Maiq_The_Liar]

Study those fortune cookies to try to read them without cracking, see if the same cookie changes with people. If it does it either predicts or is convoluted. But if it doesn’t, it most certainly causes

[@toxickitten2800]

"You are a hideous cube." Savage. Ooh whatcha saaaaay?

[@crabman7025]

Toxic Kitten So mean

[@ydanielrozario2455]

All that you only ment welll

[@_ii_ik9157]

Toxic Kitten Well of course u did Mmmm whatcha sayyyy

[@hdckighfkvhvgmk]

You are a visibly unattractive tetrahedron

[@roycesann168]

"you should be hurled into the trash"

[@NekoPoiPoiChan]

An eggplant saying "Hoo, boo I love you". Lmao

[@nicolasdelcastillo6252]

_OliveU2 _ lol

[@channingdeadnight]

I am amazed grandmas candy dish hasn't sent more grandkids to the hospital.

[@voidpriestess8339]

I can imagine the damn thing's voice, lmao

[@mistastetraphobia5625]

@KaigamerTV having dinner with an eggplant.

[@siri9000]

🍆🍑

[@GeometryDashJake]

(cola bottle that makes you die if you drink it) Object Class: Safe Seems legit

[@monkeypaw8977]

Well it's not gonna force you to drink it.

[@Jman0163]

Safe refers to the ease with which it can be contained. As the bottle is only lethal when drunk, it can be easily contained.

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

It can be contain easy That will be another way if that coke can destroy wall,killing,or cost human race disappear

[@GeometryDashJake]

To all the comments I reply: Touché

[@gulver8693]

+Jakeyy One of my favorite quote relating to that was , "Just because it's classified as safe does not mean you can eat the flesh dissolving candy."

[@legodudelol9a]

So in other words, if SCP-871 is left unchecked the world will be overrun by cakes?

[@Soupy_Goodness]

That’s my kind of apocalypse.

[@mcshit3359]

12 hours until the annual splurge begins.

[@gokhanbaysal96]

Cakes are harmless why the world becomes unhabitable in 80 days

[@buggyboi3340]

@@gokhanbaysal96 there would no ability to move, get water, and at some point breath.

[@memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346]

Not as long as I'm around .... I'm happy to keep the cake population to a easier to maintain amount .. and I'll do it for regular coffee refills and a comfy chair .

[@dahliaspooks299]

"You're a hideous cube" I laughed

[@talkingsillies]

The organ fruit tree wouldn't be so bad if it's blueberries Watermelons though.......

[@chthonchaos1449]

tristan vinglansky or pumpkins

[@tristanthibodeaux7062]

I'm just glad there are no pinapals

[@SimoTheSergal]

tristan vinglansky or bread fruit

[@clawyraptor9029]

Or even durian, oh God that would hurt so Damn bad, might even kill.

[@mwperk02]

@@clawyraptor9029 Imagine having to regurgitate the worlds largest pumpkin. I googled worlds largest fruit and the wikipedia article about it says the 2016 worlds largest pumpkin was in Belgium and weighs 1,190.5 kilograms (2,625 lb) grown by Mathias Willemijns

[@shadowmanray4736]

"Join SCP, we have a SCP that makes Infinite Pizza." ... *WHERE DO I SIGN UP??*

[@mwperk02]

The biggest crime with that SCP is that the fundation did experiments trying to destroy the Pizza Box. Whoever authorized them should be suffocated by one of its pizzas.

[@SpiffoGaming]

Obese people: You guys are getting payed?

[@Grimm0sen]

Imma join just because 294

[@Sumi_Yoshizawa]

Bullied sentient fruits. lmao

[@bubbanator3340]

I feel bad for the 2491's I don't think I could talk down to such a beautifully round melon. I bet Mr.Lie would be good at keeping them in line.

[@SpiffoGaming]

SCP 079 would do a good job if you told him they were humans

[@mileskimasktheslumpgod]

the fact that the staff are so chill about SCP-377 and that the D-Personnel can just take one is really funny to me for some reason

[@deo_exus2041]

We can be killed by a multiplying cake...?

[@EFlatcap]

I was thinking the same thing. THE CAKEPOCALYPSE! What a delicious way for the world to end.

[@deo_exus2041]

Indeed it would be a great way to die

[@MalcolmVT]

Yea I'm thinking "Why can't we just eat our way out?"

[@ZoTanaLol]

+Ty Dunneman diabeetus

[@agatlingpea2232]

Ty Dunneman drowing

[@PixelBasgolova]

"You wished for a slice of pizza?!?!" "Yeah, but I totally regenerates."

[@motitoti992]

Demoralize the fruit to stop it from growing. okay

[@luisdavila1236]

This s comedy gold There are stone dolls that break necks,giant slenderman torsos,a leviathan the size of continents,spheres that destroy all matter, plague doctors,a rotting old man,the Rakes half cousin,shadow Sasquatch,leaky possessed masks,staircase with a face,killer dummy,zombie giant crocodile dog,Cain and Abel,GOD HIMSLEF,and we have a box of fortune cookies.....yeah,

[@ge3kg1rl86]

*spooky food*

[@dmcgrath8308]

What about the giant angel guarding the gate at the Tigris and Euphrates river?

[@voidpriestess8339]

Exactly

[@krystalendermalie1361]

Tiny snails that breath fire

[@FriedaMMartin]

*produce becomes sentient* SCP Foundation: “Lets take these mfs down a notch”

[@DrStuff142]

LET THOSE FRUITS GROW! THEY'RE GOOD, SWEET BOYS THAT HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG

[@moistman6302]

Requesting termination of Fhantomhed

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

@@moistman6302,termination authorized.

[@AlanA-rj7jz]

The pizza one is alright. If it existed, no one would have to pay for pizza all the time.

[@mosshivenetwork117]

Government wouldn't let people have it unless the pay for it lol

[@AlanA-rj7jz]

SRRN Insect I guess so but still, it would be fantastic for that box to make any pizza you desire at any time and if it boosts morale, it could make us have better self esteem

[@theakiwar9118]

I guess if you had it you wouldnt share it.

[@SeasonsMad042]

I don't think the pizza box's morale boosting is an anomalous aspect. If you went into any job and offered people free pizza morale would increase because free stuff is cool, but free pizza is cooler.

[@pswitch9553]

Yup, we need SCP-458 in real life!

[@ZyphLegend]

It would be interesting to see a watermelon grow from a tree.

[@ZyphLegend]

SCP-757

[@7uci4er]

it'll be interesting to try a blueberry from it. It's not large enough to cause tissue damage when regurgitate.

[@raphaelkonrad3615]

Zyph_Legend It would look like a hideous cube

[@GoinGameCrazy]

It really would be a hideous cube.

[@snivy3d873]

Zyph_Legend That would mean you'd have to throw up an entire watermelon every week if you were to eat it though. Just saying.

[@Darcknorin]

Brb, demoralizing the fruit again.

[@Frog101_Real]

that sounds like an innuendo

[@glacierwolf2155]

Gotta tell the watermelon that it is both hideous and a cube again.

[@hawuwu-24]

Doctor: You have 53 minutes to live Me: *watches this*

[@djcurly475]

Blair St. Clair yes..now all I can see is Weiss in some "saw" scene getting out her phone and watching this...it's fucking beautiful

[@Subuwu.]

Caitlin Aster this was 53 minutes? Dang

[@mr._.mav792]

I'm assuming the pomegranate arils were based off the Greek mythological story of Persephone's curse to stay in the underworld for autumn and winter? stay in the underworld at the start of fall=death, until spring when Persephone's flowers bloom and the person is reanimated

[@kanna-san.]

YOU ARE A HIDEOUS CUBE

[@randomdude2978]

ouch, that hurt you know

[@vaguelyghost]

T-T

[@timegg7289]

+star Cole now you have to keep me away from all coke i mite mistake that reguler coke

[@vaguelyghost]

+stamgZane Butts I just drank some. It may or may not be normal.

[@dogedude2847]

Kinsey Palmer watermelon:;-;

[@JoetheDilo1917]

**shows scp-2941-3 minecraft melon** this is you. scp-2941-3: **sad melon noises**

[@sethwarner644]

You could say he's a little... MELONcholily!

[@KajiRider1997]

So basically SCP-261 is a vending machine that can give us any candy or snack. But also candy from other planets or dimensions which might or might not be edible for us depending on the composition of the species or planet the candy originates from. Awesome

[@Creeperjr5]

Made sure to chug down my root beer before watching cause i like root beer O3O

[@unluckycatfish6866]

root beer ftw!!

[@theonlycompetentgamer1118]

Same

[@ZombieHunter1250]

As do I.

[@joelgladue2581]

I was drinking root beer while watching this

[@trevorhill4639]

i like root beer but i was drinking dr. pepper before this... :( im sad now

[@BlackKnightsCommander]

I hate SCP Wiki, because I easily start reading article after article, without realizing how much time passed by.

[@vow.autumn]

Just read it whenever and set an alarm so you don't waist too much time ;)

[@unluckycatfish6866]

what if the page itself is an scp?

[@vow.autumn]

+UnLucky Catfish what if scp was an scp O_o

[@unluckycatfish6866]

xXTNTDudeXx yeah! Scp *insert number here* Makes the user addicted to scps for a time xD

[@vow.autumn]

+UnLucky Catfish scp number= -1

[@Anthonybrother]

Melon: -"Do you like my roundness?" 😉 Personel: -"You're a hideous cube" Melon: ☹

[@Spartan11117777]

I love how some of these SCPs can defy Thanos’ logic. “This Universe is finite, it’s resources finite.” 😂

[@zacronzer]

Feel sad for SCP-2941, get demoralized everytime

[@thehi5thatisradioactive275]

T -4-85 :(

[@padalan2504]

cake respawn managment must be the best job ever

[@mwperk02]

Spawn Camping cake is definitely the best job. Well except maybe being the people eating infinite personalized pizza.

[@justinbaxter7640]

Unless the cake is pretty crap, then it’ll be terrible to be forced to eat a shitty cake

[@captainmackerel4482]

The guys who contain 871 must have the best job, eating cake every day! Edit: Thanks for the heart, man!

[@_ii_ik9157]

DogeBlox oof

[@mwperk02]

They don't have to do it every day. I'm sure they rotate slaves. Dunno why they specifically use D class though pretty sure anyone would love to eat cake unless they think its a lie.

[@redacted487]

Enjoy cake bu not one everyday

[@yojo8667]

the horror version of sausage party

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Kemonokami]

So... Sausage Party?

[@theonlycompetentgamer1118]

+Kemonokami exactly.

[@abepilachu8]

The ending of sausage party was a horror story itself

[@walnzell9328]

The good version of Sausage Party.

[@Mrmasterranter]

imagine having to regurgitate a pineapple. sounds bloody ripper(badum tsst)

[@Mrmasterranter]

Table by lots of blood and pain and death. (if it wouldn't bother u could u subscribe to be please? PS do it or I'll make u regurgitate scp 296. pps this is an obvious bad joke)

[@Mrmasterranter]

***** danm it. Can't fault a guy for trying

[@Mrmasterranter]

***** unrelated question is it possible to experience recurring nightmare from scps?

[@SmackHappy]

+Mr master ranter Such instances of this behavior is normal to some being that the main thing of which an SCP stalks it's prey or reduces the subjects morale and or mentality, such as the bell, if your talking about how some SCPs give you nightmares that reoccur daily or occasionally, then this is normal, being that there are some interesting and rather frightening SCPs out there.

[@Mrmasterranter]

shadowblade32131 thanks man 4 the advice ( its scp 096)

[@purplehaze2358]

Someone once said “The foundation is cold, but not cruel.” Given they put taxpayer money into bullying fruit, I now doubt that.

[@theonlyjezebel]

Imagine being the fella in charge of bullying vegetables

[@SpiffoGaming]

How pathetic

[@mewtwotwo2222]

"the toppings must be edible by normal human standards" so no pineapple then?

[@drayx11]

the last of the shpee's aye, I agree

[@metaldragoon9468]

the last of the shpee's I fucking love pineapple on pizza

[@AntiSaikotic]

Donald Moisant over react much

[@donald2209]

Yes.

[@lo7058]

the last of the shpee's LOL

[@a.z.c.5462]

A GODDAMN HOUR FOR SOME FUCKEN SUPERNATURAL FOOD

[@a.z.c.5462]

(im making a joke i love you tats ;3)

[@spudspadeandco.1109]

Preußische Soldat i know the last word in your name means soldier in German. what does Preußische mean?

[@fayeprime9631]

LordZ1337 and MasterR2318 the comment is older but it means Prussian Soldier

[@landonp.3765]

"You are a hideous cube." lol 10/10 best insult ever

[@warhawk638]

I love how SCP-377 is just kept in the break room. Most lax containment of an SCP.

[@robertbennett2796]

Remember you can only have one cookie only one every 48hrs

[@SpiffoGaming]

@@robertbennett2796 yesh but even the infinity pizza and the phone that teleports any food to you are contained

[@willguggn2]

@@SpiffoGaming The Pizza is free to take for personnel, the delivery menu (not a phone) takes meat from actually endangered species contributing to their extinction. Did you watch a different video?

[@evergreen6702]

i get scp is fake and all, but good job on staying secret

[@theotherkimmy6232]

*slow clap*

[@Alex-yy5wo]

ComradeAlice Cascadia!!!!

[@TheRealIHP]

It's too bad, we are gonna raid the scp foundation after raiding area 51

[@Alex-yy5wo]

Leo Neil Tirol their class A amnestetics are nothing!

[@MattGodzilla2000]

Haha *Walks up to a banana* "You're Trash" Banana: Nani!

[@dihydrogenmonoxide2878]

the pomegranate arils are based off greek mythology.

[@dihydrogenmonoxide2878]

Wow, first time being liked by the poster of a video, thanks

[@kingcookie9777]

Dihydrogen Monoxide \(°-°)/ good job m8

[@DemonSlayingFootball5208]

From which myth?

[@dihydrogenmonoxide2878]

@@DemonSlayingFootball5208 Persephone's marriage to Hades, and the reason we have cold winters where plants won't grow. "By eating a few pomegranate seeds, Persephone tied herself to Hades-the pomegranate being a symbol of the indissolubility of marriage. Inconsolable at the loss of her daughter, the corn goddess Demeter prevented the earth from bearing fruit unless she saw her daughter again."

[@ghastdude589]

97% of the comments are saying "you are a hideous cube" 2% of the comments are trying to explain the difference between Safe, Euclid, and Keter 1% Of the comments are basicly everything I just wrote

[@Nexty_34]

and the extra 5% are everything else

[@gorft4stic]

It’s sad and funny how some people still aren’t getting the object class. It’s sad because of how retarded they are and funny because of how retarded they are. XD

[@howardtheunclean339]

CUP OF ORGASM

[@Luthfiwikrama]

1% of the replys saying what I literally wrote

[@SpiffoGaming]

Why are the classes so confusing to these clowns

[@thunderstudent]

A Pizza box that can get me any type of Pizza I want? Infinite cake? That sounds AWESOME!!!!!

[@georgekal9726]

it would be good but if you had those you would only eat pizza and cake which may result in diabetes

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

+george kal IT WAS WOORRRTTTHHH IT!

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

+Cthulhu Because Why Not End world hunger is real Our Lords,the savior, Lord Pizza and Lord Cake

[@georgekal9726]

mmmm yeah but sadly nothing like that can exist *pain intensifies*

[@theakiwar9118]

+george kal Well in that case SCP 500 exists.

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

The animations are the icing in the cake. Really well done Tats :D

[@SpiffoGaming]

How do they make them

[@trickydicky2594]

I knew they were real, everyone told me that I was wrong, but now I know. scp-2941's are the veggie tales characters!

[@VikingFyre]

So 15 are the pomegranate seeds Hades offered to Persephone. The dates listed coincides with the times Persephone is either on Earth or in the Underworld

[@SageWarrenSageywageypoo]

"You are a hideous cube" omg.

[@MattMundane]

Dawg your audio is lit. Its so bass - y it rubbles my headphones like craY

[@djepstein5735]

I love you guys so goddamn much. More SCP goodness please.

[@gamerkiwi4781]

I love how even a highly advanced organization can't remove a fortune without breaking the cookie

[@erinshipinski7332]

Gamerkiwi and I've managed that myself so that says even more about them