Thank you guys SO MUCH for helping us get to 20 MILLION subscribers! It's bananas. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to be reading through all the hilarious insults in the comments 😂
@WatchMojoLady5 жыл бұрын
@luxor1001 Thanksssss!
@edrickhuge46375 жыл бұрын
You are pinned and have only 15 likes. How come?
@Ace-oy9ig5 жыл бұрын
You look so pretty!
@WatchMojoLady5 жыл бұрын
@@edrickhuge4637 Nobody likes my jokes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@876sarah5 жыл бұрын
I love the new format where we get to see your smiling face! I've been watching WatchMojo videos for YEARS, so this is really cool :) Also. You guys missed some great zingers from "Don't Tell Mom... The Babysitter's Dead"... "Why don't you save your last three brain cells. You might need them." :)
@lizzierodriguez83864 жыл бұрын
This lady has like one of the BEST script- reading voices.
@Shieldmaiden3132 жыл бұрын
She really does it makes it so much easier to watch all the way through because honestly some of the "voices" from these videos just makes it harder to watch
@thekrazyhatter50632 жыл бұрын
@@Shieldmaiden313 she's the Voice of WatchMojo
@caroemond16067 ай бұрын
Rebecca is the GOAT of watchmojo
@itslouiemoo80185 жыл бұрын
The first 20 minutes of Full Metal Jacket has everything beat on this list without breaking a sweat.
@nickcollins52574 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@jasminejohnston63934 жыл бұрын
I like the movie’s opening song Goodbye Sweetheart but the rest of the movie is garbage to me
@moo-snuckle4 жыл бұрын
My dad used to hold his hand out and tell me to choke myself when he thought something i said was stupid, and to lean into it like i meant it. That little old dude yelling in a demeaning tone is extremely effective. If the game is demoralizing and trashtalking your foe, i want him on my team
@ironmen684 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@user-du2of3lh1g4 жыл бұрын
Now pickup your cover!!
@farakhhanif5 жыл бұрын
You could just do a compilation of the insults from Full Metal Jacket by Gny. Sgt. Hartman. My favorite is: Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?" Private: 5'6, Sir Hatman: "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"
@danielmannion16295 жыл бұрын
I agree hahah that's excellent
@LionfanGamingProductions-zg2vr5 жыл бұрын
"The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg." "You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!" Those two are the funniest from Full Metal Jacket.
@voodoo23185 жыл бұрын
Super good movie! R. Lee Ermey was great. RIP
@kurtmagnus52435 жыл бұрын
That’s why he got shot 😂
@testhekid5 жыл бұрын
so good!!
@mdf35304 жыл бұрын
I would have had Rocco from The Boondock Saints, yelling at his girlfriend’s friend: “I CAN’T GO FOR A PACK OF SMOKES WITHOUT RUNNING INTO NINE GUYS YOU’VE 🤬ED!”
@zarakikon63523 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆👍.
@n.w.18032 жыл бұрын
There's something extra hilarious when they pick the right number.."nine guys...". Like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack, "Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way?"
@jasminejohnston63932 жыл бұрын
Yeah or this burn from Cool Runnings: “How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt”
@rodimus79265 жыл бұрын
I just died with Eric Cartman song, I mean how he insults Kyle mother in a lot of languajes is simply brillaint
@EchthelionII5 жыл бұрын
And very offensive which makes it funnier, if you like that kind of humor.
@jarrettowens22585 жыл бұрын
That one was completely hilarious.
@BennyLlama395 жыл бұрын
The word "Classic" comes to mind. 🙂
@eddypowell97365 жыл бұрын
So non-PC to have him blacked up...First time I saw it I spat out my tea...
@furionmax78245 жыл бұрын
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL don't do it Cartman WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL I'm warning you!
@WolfieRich15 жыл бұрын
Funfact about the Monty Python one: Saying your mother was a hamster was an insult insinuating she was promiscuous (bit like "Breeding like rabbits") and smelling of elderberries implied alcoholism, as elderberries were a key component in the distilling of gin :D
@sabrinac63575 жыл бұрын
Yours was the comment I was looking for :)
@ddcs0s4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I liked the joke better before you explained it
@angelastone91092 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I never understood why that was funny until now. 🤪
@nikos7315 жыл бұрын
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?"
@antihero82655 жыл бұрын
nikos731 “this little girl survived longer than that, with no weapons and no training!”
@VincentMS5 жыл бұрын
Aliens
@angelcartagena23755 жыл бұрын
Jay Boards whatcha you gona do? Put her in charge?
@hornetsnest0015 жыл бұрын
yes, the vasquez gender quip was the one that first came to my mind..
@rallyecars74495 жыл бұрын
yes
@andrebotha56844 жыл бұрын
Landlord: "Ventuuuuuraaaa" Ace: "Yes, Satin?" Landlord: ? Ace: "Oh i'm sorry you sound like someone I know"
@vanityplates31254 жыл бұрын
Andre Botha sorry, but I have to, satan.
@honk11614 жыл бұрын
That quote isn't really funny
@thattonyguy44113 жыл бұрын
"else"
@Quagmire0015 жыл бұрын
What about any of the exchanges between Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker from "Rush Hour"? One of my favorite: "They call him 7-11 because his mouth never closes.".
@carterhurd52633 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that
@davidhomerding15635 жыл бұрын
"This is ice, it's what happens when water gets too cold. This is Kent, this is what happens when people get too sexually frustrated. " Chris Knight- Real Genius.
@zandarrthegreat67904 жыл бұрын
Lot's of great quotes in that movie!
@SweetDrummer20075 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Home Alone's "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room, if you were growing on my a**!" -Buzz
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
Yeah or “Filthy Animal” that’s a classic!
@chadchristensen1795 жыл бұрын
One of my all-time favorites: "You're like a giant cockblocking robot developed in a secret f*cking government lab" -- Jesse Eisenberg, Zombieland
@JustinYAlter5 жыл бұрын
1# He's just a donkey - Shrek
@ssa_lty5 жыл бұрын
Hi fellow Ninja!
@zeromage02435 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Alter faker
@andrewmiller51265 жыл бұрын
I personally think that animated movies deserve their own list.
@pookietwitchin5 жыл бұрын
I swear I was reading that in shrek's voice...something's wrong with me😹
@IndigoPhoenix5675 жыл бұрын
Wha?
@wild_mike29064 жыл бұрын
"Aren't you a little big for a stroller?" "Aren't you a little big for a sidewalk?" David Spade - Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
@Neoxenok5 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised that Eddie Murphy's round of insults at Dave Chappelle in the movie Nutty Professor wasn't on here.
@RCMN-20245 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised many so called insults are in there, they wernt decent at all
@chaosmastermind5 жыл бұрын
Or pretty much anything Eddie Murphy has ever said in a movie, really.
@montyrobertson73625 жыл бұрын
I would have put Chapelle's "I think I found where they hid Jimmy Hoffa" in there.
@russellbrown68884 жыл бұрын
"Look at them teeth. Looks like his momma had an a affair with Mr. Edd!"
@jasonc.parker46445 жыл бұрын
"If we were your kids we'd punish ourselves." - "The Little Rascals"
@RSLindsay5 жыл бұрын
How could you possibly forget the all-time classic: "Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?!"
@cementshoes14253 жыл бұрын
I love the part in Uncle Buck where the little boy sitting outside the principal’s office can hear through the door as Uncle Buck is tearing the principal a new one he’s busting up laughing 😂
@jc.11913 жыл бұрын
🤣 Totally. Candy was a funny dude.
@cementshoes14253 жыл бұрын
@@jc.1191 the quarter and the line about getting a rat to gnaw off the mole was as funny as Joe Pesci in a Scorcese film without the swearing
@bluearrow11035 жыл бұрын
An insult I liked: "Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?" - Sirius Black To Snape.
@SelenaMulan5 жыл бұрын
Loved it
@obviouscrafts29255 жыл бұрын
Personally , I prefer the line before it. “Once again you have put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual have come to the wrong conclusion.”
@King_Colombia_Inc5 жыл бұрын
*Sees South Park, clicks instantly* Happy 20th Anniversary to Bigger Longer and Uncut. 16:28
@estebanespinoza50225 жыл бұрын
You guys missed Tom Cruise insult in Tropic Thunder!
@ladysound3 жыл бұрын
That one should definitely be top 5
@animecupcake21895 жыл бұрын
Mean Girls is full of moments that are pure gold. The musical too.
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
Plastics😂
@donaldmacarthur5 жыл бұрын
The "get out of the road virgin" comment wasn't that great. There were plenty of better insults in 40yr old virgin.
@encycl07pedia-5 жыл бұрын
Still one of their better lists.
@shinmasterx5 жыл бұрын
"you know how i know youre gay? you tried to put a glory hole in the mens room at smart tech" i loled soooo hard at that one
@devilally5 жыл бұрын
"SMOKE MY POLE!"
@sweatysam62645 жыл бұрын
I know the insulting rant between the 2 black guys in the electronic store was great probly the best part of the movie.
@Nickfdz955 жыл бұрын
“Do you know why you are gay?” “You like Coldplay”
@diyimprover68874 жыл бұрын
Educating Rita Rita's Father: "Denny, I'm sorry for you, lad. If she was a wife of mine I'd drown her." Rita: "If I was a wife of yours I'd drown meself."
@WatchMojo5 жыл бұрын
Celebrating our 20 million subscribers with a Top 20 (TWENTY) list! Ain't that grand? Come back later today for even more Top 20 action!
@edwardrobinson54705 жыл бұрын
WatchMojo.com yes it's grand.
@thisjustincomics5 жыл бұрын
No
@Kaylin7775 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@communityBro3605 жыл бұрын
i think yes
@danizonvillanueva10245 жыл бұрын
yeah!!!..
@twistedGamRmlg4 жыл бұрын
My favorite one is from Cool Runnings: "How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?"
@jasminejohnston63934 жыл бұрын
THAT!? In a Disney movie!? Holy smokes!
@mrsirty30195 жыл бұрын
No Baseketball? The squeak vs ed insult is great. Squeak: Your momma is deaf... Ed: She's dead, fool. Squeak: oh, so that's why she didn't move..
@thelegendinhisownmind70384 жыл бұрын
"In The Loop" was excellent. Absolute comedic genius.
@haydndaveyrg26863 жыл бұрын
I agree, “The Thick of it” was definitely just as good too!
@NeverMetTheGuy5 жыл бұрын
You honestly think Rodney Dangerfield didn't have a single one-liner day wouldn't make it in top 20? He was a comedic genius, and deserved more than honorable mention.
@SexyButCurious5 жыл бұрын
Especially in Caddyshack
@NeverMetTheGuy5 жыл бұрын
@@SexyButCurious - Timeless classic.
@oldenweery75105 жыл бұрын
@@SexyButCurious Yeah, I gotta get a a DVD of that gem. Thanks for reminding me!
@noneyordambizness44985 жыл бұрын
The whole dinner party scene alone would fill up a top 20. "You're a real looker...wanna make $14 the hard way????" "This steak still has marks from where the jockey was whipping it!" "Tell the cook this is low grade dog food!" "I bet you were something before electricity!" "You're a funny guy, when are you due back at BoysTown?"
@Paul77ozee5 жыл бұрын
Noneyor Dambizness now l know why tigers eat there young.
@brandimeier37705 жыл бұрын
Cher's insult ridden exchange to Jack Nicholson is one of my favorites!!!!
@d.denson42615 жыл бұрын
"Sitcho 5 dollar ass down before I make change" from New Jack City better be on here
@fultratio3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Buck hands down was and is the best insult on screen ever.
@shantellakaladypersephone86715 жыл бұрын
"Well, you're bout as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop" -Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joecumpiang5 жыл бұрын
Would have liked to see Liar Liar when Jim Carrey Roasted everyone in the board room plus his boss
@David_Theisen5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I loved that!!! See ya later Dickhead!!!! LOL
@MarkRMnich4 жыл бұрын
The best part was the way Carey put the exclamation point on it!
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
Yeah or another great Jim Carey insult is from the live action Grinch movie: If you are to utter just one syllable I’ll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!
@jacknapier17625 жыл бұрын
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" Has got to be my favourite movie insult ever.
@kioplqwerty Жыл бұрын
i was waiting for that one tbh
@Gremlinsfan40 Жыл бұрын
I like the one when he's fighting with the late Bob barker and he says oh, and the price is wrong bitch. An obvious reference to the price is right game show.
@moo-snuckle4 жыл бұрын
Idk what movie it is, but mike epps makes fun of a balding henchman and says" you aint got a forehead, you got a fivehead! I bet you dont have dreams,you have movies" that shit was hilarious
@lggaming43335 жыл бұрын
White chicks momma jokes should have been on there
@argentadm38705 жыл бұрын
I agree
@TheJetLou5 жыл бұрын
Only in America lol
@raaulm21665 жыл бұрын
Best comedy ever btw
@kingyichi11495 жыл бұрын
Shit was corny we been making jokes like that since the 80s
@lggaming43335 жыл бұрын
@@kingyichi1149 how's it corny if u made jokes like that
@jamescorden23814 жыл бұрын
How could you not give clint Eastwood a mention on this as some of his timeless one liners from his dirty harry films are priceless like "do you have any children " "no " lucky for them " or heartbreak ridge "you've got a face on you like you've just got caught pumping your neighbour's cat " and countless others.
@TheGizmo20125 жыл бұрын
Seriously nothing from Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor where he's battling Dave Chappelle , whos playing an insult comic? Your list is weak and should have included it.
@samgarcia92235 жыл бұрын
Maybe its time for Reggie, to talk about yo momma...a lil bit. 🤣I love that part.
@mohamedsoliman34844 жыл бұрын
All their videos are weak man. Honestly. KZbin trash. There are at least 3 or 4 better channels with extremely similar content, but with much more thought...Oh and actually FUNNY, INTERESTING and actually smart hosts.
@punchabunchabuttons5 жыл бұрын
You are DEFINITELY missing a scene from Wanted 2008. James McAvoy explodes at his boss Janice. A great build up to the burst and he deliver a brilliant scene of pure controlled rage filled insults.
@maxbites235 жыл бұрын
Almost every movie Ice Cube is in nowadays could be a list of it's own
@militarymisfit4 жыл бұрын
The "White Man Can't Jump" insult was savage. 😆
@versaty655 жыл бұрын
"My ancestors touched the monoleth and yours stood there and watched" Movie : 5-25-77
@valleyforge0903 жыл бұрын
1 insult you missed that was comedic gold was from sleepaway camp, where one of the kids tells someone to "eat s*** and die!" And the retort is "eat s*** and live!" while giving the guy the finger. That one probably isn't number one but I think deserves to be in the top 10.
@bartonbella31314 жыл бұрын
Roxanne is loaded with great cut downs ! Plus it’s Steve Martin...
@dudewhy28494 жыл бұрын
“No talent ass clown” is by far, to this day, my favorite insult towards anyone
@toobasaurus233 жыл бұрын
I've seen Uncle Buck over 100 times. I love John Candy.
@jasminejohnston63932 жыл бұрын
John Candy was a hilarious actor and it was sad when he died because he was such a good guy!
@kingofopossums5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Buck is the best!! He punks out a lot of people in that movie, the vice principal, Bud, Bug, the clown. I love Uncle Buck!! " How many times a dog like that eat? Whats he drink?" Hilarious!
@zechariahbrown89355 жыл бұрын
Even though r. Lee Ermeys taunt was a honorable mention I think at least one of his full metal jackets scene deserved to have been on the list, but that's just me.
@aaronhumphrey20095 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Brown stain on the matress...steers n queers !
@cyberpunkprussian5 жыл бұрын
Not Just you sir. Gunny could fill this list by Himself.
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
Who else’s ass is like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum😂
@ryannebarlow92134 жыл бұрын
Bill Murray is the king of straight-faced insults.. His whole career is pretty much based on sarcastic humor
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
From Garfield The Movie: “Have you tasted yourself lately?”😂
@katietaylor83144 жыл бұрын
"You're about as sincere as a Valentine's Day card from a pimp!"
@malconbauer3 жыл бұрын
The "Happy Gilmore" comeback: - "You are in big trouble. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" -" You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
@BethMDowney5 жыл бұрын
I was gonna throw hands if Monty Python didn't make the list! Though I'm sad "stuck-up half-witted scruffy-looking nerf herder" didn't even earn honorable mention.
@wallyman2925 жыл бұрын
Not to mention his response to Chewy for laughing. . . slow turn to face him, followed by "laugh it up, fuzzball!" Still use that one to this day.
@tvxiimi75745 жыл бұрын
"Your mother was a hamster! And your father smelt of *elderberries!"*
@shanedodd82355 жыл бұрын
Beth Downey I was shocked that Life of Brian did not make it.
@donbrea5 жыл бұрын
I fart in your general direction!
@ryandtibbetts29625 жыл бұрын
"I don't know where you get your delusions, Laser-brain." - Leia to Han
@diyimprover68874 жыл бұрын
Local Hero Townsman: "Are you sure there are two L's in 'dollar', Gideon?" Gideon: "Yes! An' are there two G's in 'bugger off'?"
@1990xbox3605 жыл бұрын
The last 2 were bollocks you could get the best 20 from Full Metal jacket alone
@dreamshooter905 жыл бұрын
That's why it deserve it's own list.
@Ryan783365 жыл бұрын
Ahhh the French taunter. I have pulled muscles and shed tears laughing at all of his appearances.
@yagroloiii57215 жыл бұрын
God that intro...
@harroWynndubz5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ñ seems to me when they started adding vid cam rather than just having their voices over a video, it’s getting more cringy than ever
@irocjared5 жыл бұрын
Wynn yeah
@isaiaharmand99015 жыл бұрын
@@harroWynndubz fax they should have just kept it to their voices
@yagroloiii57215 жыл бұрын
@MusicListener Yeah, not al men are like those neanthertals you see con the Internet
@jenn28395 жыл бұрын
@MusicListener maybe because she's not that attractive..
@steveouk901265 жыл бұрын
"Nice gun. Do they make one for men?" - Shaolin Soccer
@HaLucha05 жыл бұрын
The South Park movie is a masterpiece 👌🏻
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
Yeah thanks Matt and Trey!
@norabrandt40785 жыл бұрын
"If I could build a time machine, I'd go back and teach your Grandma how to swallow!"---by Me. "Hey, I saw your Dad the other day on the corner of 5th & Main St., it was so sweet of him to give your Mom a break!"---by Me.
@stinkhead5 жыл бұрын
The whole exchange between Tommy, Michelle and the "rascals" on the shore in Tommy Boy.
@isabellarenzi24314 жыл бұрын
@3:11 he completely destroys her with 'she's married?". Lmao 💕
@Devontae78945 жыл бұрын
I fart in your general direction!! Your mother was a hamster!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@weltonvillegal62584 жыл бұрын
And your father smelt of elderberries
@czechmate82875 жыл бұрын
National lampoon and planes trains and automobiles rants will always hold a special place in my childhood. I think they should have made top 5.
@potatomatop93265 жыл бұрын
#1 funniest game insult ever. Claire: This is Sherry! Sherry: :) Leon: ok
@princessalysonsweatwinter5 жыл бұрын
Hi Potatomato
@McGomezAddams5 жыл бұрын
😂
@potatomatop93265 жыл бұрын
@@princessalysonsweatwinter hi
@cledrokc5 жыл бұрын
Idk, Sir Hammerlock's insult to Claptrap in the beginning of Borderlands 2 was pretty good... Sir Hammerlock: Every time Claptrap speaks, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.
@katyglamgirlboswell80795 жыл бұрын
This is amazing but how could Bohemian Rhapsody not be on here, the scene where Freddie is arguing with the record label that Bohemian Rhapsody is the next single, he says “it goes on forever 6 bloody minutes” Freddie reply’s “I pity your wife if you think 6 minute is forever” best insult I heard all year!!
@RDavis27895 жыл бұрын
Happy 20 MILLION?!!
@azraelevins71475 жыл бұрын
U look like kanye if he was a chubby little kid
@azraelevins71475 жыл бұрын
@@RDavis2789 ? I was talking about how u look not the face u were making chub chub
@azraelevins71475 жыл бұрын
@@RDavis2789also ur beard looks like its been drawn on by a sharpie
@RDavis27895 жыл бұрын
@@azraelevins7147 lol that's because it was!! DIY!! Guess you don't have a problem with that? No hair, no balls
@RDavis27895 жыл бұрын
@@azraelevins7147if only you can find it, your hand would know all about 😉👋👌👍
@charliewood2.0944 жыл бұрын
I think “YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL” is a better insult than “if my dog was as ugly as you” I just think it’s more iconic
@darealconman5 жыл бұрын
Cartman calling Kyle's mom a b*tch was the best one 😂😂😂
@joshuachristofferson92275 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't think you could outdo Billy Madison's "We are all Dumber, now, for hearing it," but Monty Python FTW :-D
@tijustme245 жыл бұрын
“You’re about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.”
@thunderwalker20004 жыл бұрын
I figured that quote would make the list, sad that it didn't.
@kimbarbeaureads3 жыл бұрын
Dodgeball
@olrekord5 жыл бұрын
You would need to add, Dean Wormer to Flounder: "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life, Son" Animal House
@alexsmith63474 жыл бұрын
These were all very funny. I was laughing so hard I almost cried. OH! What do you think of this "yo mama" joke I found. "Yo mama's so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white." I really hope you like that one.
@joeymartinez98023 жыл бұрын
Cartman's mom and Kylie's mom showing up was the original "Oh No!" moment.
@brandonruiz75885 жыл бұрын
I’m very happy that The French Taunter made #1 too.
@David_Theisen5 жыл бұрын
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
@granthohulin67304 жыл бұрын
So am I. It cracks me up.
@granthohulin67304 жыл бұрын
@@David_Theisen LOL!
@heymonalisacani67955 жыл бұрын
Christmas Vacation should have been number one. Chevy Chases delivery was perfection.
@phantomrequim5 жыл бұрын
Cartman's song will never get old.
@jasminejohnston63934 жыл бұрын
It’s in both the show and the movie. In fact, it appeared in the show first, in the episode Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo. Cartman sings it after Mrs. Broflovski ruins their Christmas pageant because she’s a Jew!
@blueschild614 жыл бұрын
"How much do you weigh?" "120" "Yeah... In your bra." Liar Liar
@richardkosco14815 жыл бұрын
How is the only thing from Full Metal Jacket the 150 lbs of chewed bubblegum? There were so many amazing insults from that movie that easily should've made top 5
@jasminejohnston63933 жыл бұрын
“I DID NOT KNOW THEY COULD PILE SHIT THAT HIGH” being one of them
@TranzparentMethods4 жыл бұрын
The "Ghostbusters" line should have been number one. Followed with, "You can believe Mr. Pecker..."
@RolandSchlosser5 жыл бұрын
The Billy Madison insult should be number #1. Nothing beats that perfect insult.
@hawk47315 жыл бұрын
Yep, and what makes it worse is that it was beat out by Monty Python, a movie that I have no understanding as to why people find it funny. I fart in your general direction and your father was a berry or what ever he said. That isn't funny. It is just stupid.
@leonmorte72415 жыл бұрын
@@hawk4731 or you just have different comedic tastes than others. I myself burst out laughing at that scene, and it was the only one on the list that got more than a smirk from me, but that's because I enjoy the joke, and possibly because I understand it. the whole "fart in your general direction" is just a simple opener for the actual insult. He says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry's", which implies his father had drunken sex with a hamster, and he is the offspring of that union. For me it was both the best, and funniest insult of the list, but that's my opinion.
@hawk47315 жыл бұрын
@@leonmorte7241 , I agree, but it is already implied that is my opinion when I made the statement. I understand why you said that, because it emphasizes a point that some people neglect to see, but still it isn't necessary. Anyways, on to the joke. I don't know what an elderberry is and I have never seen it in a grocery store and even after I googled "elderberries and alcohol" I got minimal helpful responses of it being commonly used in alcohol. That being said, if you have to explain a joke, it isn't funny. Comedy has to be funny in the moment and that just doesn't do it. I may go back and watch Monty Python, because I may have given it a an unfair shake since I haven't seen it for a long time, but I found it boring and kind of pompous in its comedic delivery when I first saw it.
@leonmorte72415 жыл бұрын
@@hawk4731 I hope my comment didn't come of condescending, I just felt yours came off a bit too harsh and was trying to balance it out with my own opinion. I understand that having to explain a joke removes the humor of it, I just wanted to help you understand why people find it funny. Also, I just looked up elderberries, and the scientific name is Sambucus and the one I believe being referenced is Sambucus nigra, as it is found in Europe. Might be a more common wine in Europe than here, and would have made the joke easier to understand. As for going back and watching The Holy Grail, or anything Monty Python related, I highly suggest you at least give his work a second chance, a lot of current day comedy is influenced by him.
@hawk47315 жыл бұрын
@@leonmorte7241, It came off a little bit that way, but so did mine, and that is just how opinions work sometimes. I pretty much invited this conversation by attacking anybody who likes those movies, but that is kind of the point. I want to hear others opinions on something I may be missing out on, especially something as iconic as Monty Python. It is well respected and I will give it another chance, but I have always found British humor pretty dry and less engaging in the moment.
@nerd9347.4 жыл бұрын
Never have I ever heard The Doctor curse so much that his lines had to be *blooped* 10+ times in 1 film.
@crowknee71214 жыл бұрын
"Hey lazer lips, your mother was a snowblower" Short Circuit.
@vanityplates31254 жыл бұрын
OK, but I still say that. 😂
@wasntme95784 жыл бұрын
The Shooter with Mark Walberg. The attorney general I believe says to Danny Glover's character, "Sir your moral compass is so fucked up I doubt you can find your way to the parking lot."
@Daxas444 жыл бұрын
Should've played the whole Uncle Buck clip... funniest burn ever!!
@DHynes55 жыл бұрын
Nothing from Whiplash? I know it was uncomfortable, but I couldn't help but laugh at how cruel J.K. Simmons could be :D
@QcChopper5 жыл бұрын
Dennis Hopper insulting Christopher Walken in True Romance was better than any of these.
@alecmoriarty5 жыл бұрын
This list is irrelevant for relegating Full Metal Jacket to an “honorable mention”
@AverageJoe4834 жыл бұрын
Alec Ryan Moriarty it should be number 1!!!
@afinchinthedark5 жыл бұрын
This is how bad that hamster/elderberry one is: he basically said that your mother was a carrier for the black plague and your father was an alcoholic
@coreychildress1565 жыл бұрын
"It means get lost Squidward"- Tony Stark
@karstenstegink69404 жыл бұрын
yesssss
@jasmineangie46524 жыл бұрын
Yes! Tony Stark has the best sarcastic insults. 😂
@TheJosep705 жыл бұрын
I remember when South Park The Movie was released in Spain. People didn't know the show and I was in a long queue full of mothers and children. I was eagerly looking forward to what would happen and was not disappointed... As soon as the Terrance and Phillip song started all the mothers stormed out of the cinema with their children, just like in the movie. Those of us who remained in the theater were roaring with laughter...
@JustinTheSpider5 жыл бұрын
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball And If you can dodge an RPG, your Jesus
@angc2145 жыл бұрын
My favorite from Gunny Hartman violates about 100 KZbin obscenity rules, but it's priceless.
@kyleriker46955 жыл бұрын
The Ghostbusters dickless joke should have been #1 that scene is cinematic gold!
@allisonheath11565 жыл бұрын
Kyle Gifford I heard that scene was improvised too!
@TranzparentMethods4 жыл бұрын
@@allisonheath1156 You're right as well. To get Dan, Bill and Harold playing in character. I wish we could see the outtakes. Not deleted scenes, but full on losing their shit. The are some of the kings if comedy. RIP Mr. Ramis.
@kris242 Жыл бұрын
Ianucci is the absolute GOD of insult writing 🤣 So happy "In The Loop" made the list. Honorable mention for his other classic "The Death of Stalin": "You're not even a person! You're a testicle!"
@erikheinemann18474 жыл бұрын
I always loved the “son of a motherless goat” from Three Amigos
@hawkpaul87355 жыл бұрын
Not really a lot of funny moments in here but the French taunter is right where it should be. I remember sitting in the cinema with friends and we were all crying with laughter.
@em2012ish5 жыл бұрын
Swing a miss by leaving out Steve Martin's scene with the airline lady in Plains, Trains, and Automobiles
@David_Theisen5 жыл бұрын
No his exchange with the guy in St. Louis is the best!! LOL “If I wanted a joke I’d follow you into the John and watch you take a leak”