Top 10 Funniest TV Show Insults

[@antpops]

"If I had a gun with 2 bullets and i was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice" Best insult of all time

[@nateclineo]

anthony Pappalardo haha i use that one all the time

[@jacobferreira6223]

Dammit I was boutta comment that

[@satyamkalgude3902]

Ross- I like this ring Rachel- You must have millions of them.. Ross-Yet you didn't get one...

[@the_glitter_is]

-"Hey Kimmy, 1996 called, they want their clothes back. " -"Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on Earth." - Kimmy Schmidt

[@imjustakid724]

Patsy omg yes!

[@micah4029]

That show goes overlooked too often.

[@001biohazard]

I almost pissed myself laughing first time i saw that one!

[@marklethesparkle3493]

But will 2090 happen?

[@75jmm]

The Office: Michael to Toby: "This is an environment of welcoming and you should get the hell out of here."

[@micah4029]

"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."

[@caseywarburton3066]

#1 has to be "I'd shoot Toby twice" -Michael Scott

[@tadejjovanovic]

Scrubs? JD wrote a whole book thick as a bible of insults he got from DR. Cox

[@Shoesforshoob]

Love the channel and I rarely throw shade. But....Becca your tan is STROOONG! I can't tell where your hair ends and your skin starts. Lol

[@georgi1310]

Was wondering the same thing

[@barbb926]

So true

[@Leaudude]

Yeah man, where’s the Scrubs love? That show is easily 56% insults

[@Heiryu]

I was just waiting for Dr. Cox to show up on the list. I'm very disappointed in you, Mojo.

[@laurainthetardis]

"Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street." - Sherlock.

[@candice_ecidnac]

They didn't include any BBC or Canadian shows.

[@BeAsT1x5]

I find the lack of al Bundy in married with children disturbing

[@pravus9769]

BeAsT1x5 “I’d talk behind your back, but my car’s only got a half tank of gas!” 😂

[@whiteknight7429]

1, 2, 3, 4, you're gonna fall through the floor!

[@eliothamilton2630]

They could do an entire top 10 list of just Al’s stabs at Marcy.

[@DonaldFromKingdomHearts]

It's because only hip shows that are quirky-girl-who-is-quirky-and-different material like Friends, Seinfeld and the Office are what counts.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

And the lack of Niles' burns from The Nanny

[@kingtaz7452]

Forget Will, Geoffrey the butler had fire insults for the whole house. Niles from the Nanny always burned CC, but Al Bundy and Marcy's war of insults are the best.

[@sarahkinsey5434]

Niles and CC were the best!

[@xxjoigaxx]

How about any insult from Al Bundy. Married with Children

[@Qdelilah]

Especially for bud and kelly he always is reading them my grandmother still watch married with children this day lolz

[@gwstmar]

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[@PusciferFan666]

I know right. I was expecting at least a honorable mention. Maybe it's because the jokes, especially the fat jokes, go "too far" since pc culture has gotten so much worse since the show aired.

[@raymondvanderbunt5063]

3 problems with this list: 1. No Al Bundy insults 2. Nothing from Geoffrey from "Fresh Prince" 3. Nothing from Niles --- "The Nanny"

[@johnchapusha1774]

Wunch: "sticks and stones Raymond" Holt: "Describing your breakfast?"

[@masongohlke7769]

Any insult from House coulda made this list

[@Sebas-pi2ks]

What about parks and recreation when Ron insults his ex wives

[@YuniorGamboa]

Oh yeah

[@luislazaro1890]

The golden girls Blanche: Rose these are the two hardest little words I've ever had to say- Rose: -Not Tonight

[@jupiterdreamer]

you could do whole lists for certain characters , like al bundy , red foreman ,sawyer from lost, dr cox , dr house etc

[@KT926]

Berta's insults in Two and a half men are the best, especially when Lydia says to her "I watch what I eat" and Berta has the greatest comeback ever: "Going in or coming out?" She don't take s**t from no one!! Go Berta!

[@duchi882]

*Sticks and stones may break my bones* but Roasts are going to turn a Duck like into a fine dish

[@noirangel6416]

*Sherlock insulting Anderson* Sherlock: Brilliant Anderson. Anderson: ....Really? Sherlock: Yes. Brilliant impression of an idiot.

[@NeomiAshi]

Sherlock: Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

[@noirangel6416]

@@NeomiAshi Loved that one.😂

[@japhyryder66]

My favorite from The Drew Carey Show: Mimi: “What would the king of Poland want with me?” Drew: “Something to put in the moat?”

[@dantealoving]

Lol

[@newageBoundhippie]

Drew & Mimi had so many great insults back & forth lol. Kate & Lewis had plenty of good ones too....and Mr Wick did too.

[@Du3Lality]

"How dare you say that to my face." "I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas!"- Al Bundy

[@kelseydefelice4785]

That 70's show S2: Ep. 11 Kitty to Laurie: Oh my God, Rosemary had a better baby than me

[@925263]

"Madelyn. But if you're here, who's guarding Hades?"

[@tejavenkat6600]

Rick and Morty Rick can prove it mathematically 😂😂

[@tchaney71]

Really forgot Martin, the wayans bros, pretty much any black sitcom frfr 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@marcy2443]

Timothy Chaney they always do 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@EricCartmn]

Cause Will Smith is white. Stop reaching🤷🏻‍♂️

[@precious_muse]

There’s no only one that comes to my mind right now, and it’s mostly good line after another insanely good line, from “Everybody Loves Raymond”: Marie: I’m not some trophy wife! Frank: You’re a trophy wife? What contest in Hell did I win?

[@isaacguard4323]

"You're breath smells like an old lady fart, passing through an onion." Sweet D. from, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@AlmiraBat]

The insults Monica levels at everyone in the ep with Chandler-in-a-box was also hilarious, but Chandler can't help but be better through experience. :)

[@Saxophrenic25]

CC Babcock: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress Niles: You'd have to be dead six months just to fit into it -The Nanny

[@brimorgen]

The fact that nothing from Bob’s Burgers is on here is a downright crime. Gene telling Tina he’s not impressed with her life? Louise saying that Jessica was so boring that “If she were a spice, she’d be flour; if she were a book, she’d be 2 books.” ? HILARIOUS and cutting 😂I mean Louise Belcher alone has some of the best insults on tv.

[@DokkaChapman]

Back in a 1970's episode of Doctor Who the Timelord calls someone a "Ham Fisted Bun Vendor". It's perfect because the first time you hear it your brain instantly thinks it's really rude lol.

[@kermituchiha]

Neighbor:Hey bundy im having steak tonight what are you having Al Bundy: If i was the mailman id be having your wife Thats an insult mojo

[@NeilHighley]

Er... Married with Children, much? Al: I have an announcement: "Shut up."

[@MadeKustom]

The Playa Haters' Ball from Chappelle Show

[@gahbriel2770]

Two Words: Living Single This show has THE BEST burn duo, Max and Kyle throw insults at each other in every episode and is one better than the other. Also, no CC and Niles from The Nanny? None from Married with Children? And none of Ron VS her ex wifes in Park & Rec?

[@ashleybrown4754]

I mean, literally everything Michael Scott said to Toby.

[@danielcavnar2043]

Rose: Can I ask a stupid question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know.

[@marvalo1249]

The Office scene with Michael telling Toby "why are you the way that you are? Everytime I try and make something fun, you make it not that way....." best one for sure.

[@kenterminateddq5311]

What about the insults from Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx) to Aunt Esther in Sanford and Son?? Plus, the banter between Martin and Pam (from Martin) is very underrated.

[@NiNi08247]

KenTerminatedbyGoogle chile, a Martin/Pam insult would’ve taken the top spot!

[@lupethekilla4200]

It’s white people coming up with this list they don’t watch Martin or Red Foxx

[@hismom5600]

@@NiNi08247 That's exactly what I said. This isn't a black list. If it was Martin and Pam would have smashed it.

[@hismom5600]

@Juan carlos lol right. It's always the damn Fresh Prince. I love that show too but c'mon...

[@kenterminateddq5311]

@@hismom5600 Fresh Prince is awesome but I grew up with Sanford and Son & Family Matters. BTW, I totally forgot about Al Bundy's insults in Married with Children.

[@lukevanwyngaardt6584]

"The eyes are open, the mouth moves but Mr Brain has long since departed hasn't He?" - Edmund Blackadder

[@angelomaldini3316]

The best & smartest 70's show joke has got to be when Red, Kitty, Bob & Midge are trying this new thing called fondue and the interaction goes like this: (Bob almost burns his own fingers) Kitty - 'No, Bob! Dont put your finger in the hot oil. That's a fondon't'. To which Red chimes in with the greatest dry irritated chuckle and sarcastic remark ever: 'Who knew you couldn't put your fingers in the hot oil?'. Just gold.

[@darthstarkiller1912]

Where's Niles from "The Nanny"?!

[@phantomfrivolity2169]

Any man who must say "I am the king" is no true king. Tywin Lanister GoT

[@robertwittman1951]

Eldridge: "We are Dumbass." Alan: "Gee, I wonder how you guys came up with that." - Two and a Half Men.

[@kevinmartinez9561]

How is there not even one of the hundreds of perfect 30 Rock insults? Here are some of my favorite: Liz: She’s like a human Macarena: something everyone did at parties in 1996 Drew: Liz Lemon! I was just thinking about you the other day. Liz: Really? Drew: Yeah. I saw this gorgeous woman putting glasses on her daughter’s Mrs. Potato Head. Jack: Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach? Jack (to Liz): Nice dress. Are you going to dinner? Don’t forget your book.

[@willdrob80]

On Married with Children; every time Al Bundy insults Marcy and every fat woman! 😂😂😂 Also on Martin; every time Martin and Pam go at it.

[@mlggamer5296]

I remember Chandler's insult in that episode. I died! It was so painful for him to hold the insults in for a week! 😂😂😂😂 Also I think I remember that Carlton moment. Oh Will. Since I'm not very good at remembering insults very well I'll just say my favourite is Chandler's

[@ethanpack3116]

In the episode Chef Bob from SpongeBob the titular paper bag puppet tells Squidward "Get a load of him, folks! He must've been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!"

[@scotsbillhicks]

Where do I start? Where do I stop? Blackadder? The thick of it? Married with Children? Fawlty towers? Hours of scathing comments. Will and Grace?

[@wakefelt89]

*CC is about to sit on the couch that she doesn’t know Niles is polishing* Niles: I couldn’t resist the infomercial sir. “Unwanted dirt just slides right off”. *CC slides off the couch* Niles:...and voila! I did laughing each and every time!!!

[@Mo-jc2je]

The Office: When they are picking a charity to benefit from their casino night and Toby tells Michael he can't have the Boy Scouts there because of obvious reasons. So Michael tells Toby "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be". He delivers it with heart and his facial expression makes it incredible. 😂😂

[@sarahkinsey5434]

The Nanny and Married with Children had AMAZING burns!

[@paytoncurry8107]

jackie: “i’m cold too” kelso: “well damn jackie i can’t control the weather”

[@comicworldboss2696]

“If that’s a groove the Grand Canyon’s a ditch” - Jeffery (the fresh prince of bel-air)

[@ElizabethT45]

Right? Geoffrey (I looked up the spelling lol) had the BEST burns, right from the beginning! Uncle Phil finds Ashley out of bed, asks her what's wrong, she says she's worried about Will and asks "why did you throw him into the street, Daddy?" Phil says "I did not throw him into the street." Geoffrey: "Quite right, Sir. You threw him onto the lawn. He rolled into the street."

[@HeirWallace]

That was actually really dope ending you did! Your my new favorite narrator on this channel and I already thought you were pretty dope😁👍🏾

[@Qdelilah]

Seinfeld Elaine :a dingo ate your baby Lady:what did you say Elaine: a-din-go ate your BA-BY!!!😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@SamIRIZARRY84]

Yeeeeeeeah this is gonna need a part 2...

[@youhavefaith289]

Hey great video!

[@youhavefaith289]

+ first!!!

[@crisisamonginfinitedarthsa4220]

Any insult with a geek reference from the Big Bang Theory.

[@verinamusherure881]

Nothing from "the nanny"??😂 and the most ICONIC fresh prince roast of all time, "the man said to name three things you like about me!" "Fine. Your mother died, your mother's dead, your mother ain't living no more"

[@katherinepicard6195]

Two of my favorites: The Nanny: CC: I look like I was poured into this dress. Niles: And no one ever said "when." (Or something to that effect. Hilarious.) Downton Abbey: The Dowager: You really are wonderful, how you see room for improvement everywhere you look. Isabel: I take that as a compliment. The Dowager: I must have said it wrong. Omg and: The Dowager (addressing Robert): Excuse me. Oh, I thought you were a waiter. Though these might on y'alls video about the Dowager now that I think about it.

[@DannyDan93166]

Nothing from Veep?! Could do a Top 20 list on Veep alone

[@juicyfruit133]

Married with children Big lady- I want something I can fit into Al- how about Wyoming Kid- looks at big mom- I want a balloon Al- you already have one

[@pooky-bellegaming4089]

1:17 “Opposite of Batman”? Clearly the opposite of Batman is Joker!

[@leojaksic8372]

Also, Niles roasting C.C. in the Nanny is the stuff that made me learn the art of insulting without cursing.

[@slamblamboozled1245]

Parks and Rec has a good one, insulting everyone who does yoga. Ann: Any family history of mental health problems? Ron: I have an uncle that does yoga.

[@jocelyngonzalez6873]

In The Nanny Niles had the best insults 🤣🤣😂😂

[@LOLrigole]

Anything Malcolm Tucker in „The thick of it“ said, it would basically blow up this list. :)

[@reicardprifti4915]

How is it possible to make this kind of Top 10 list and not mention Al "the Man" Bundy from Married With Children

[@Snorlax_95]

why is your family, ROSS?

[@dopiley]

So how many cameras are actually on you?

[@harkeeshirvad3987]

Chandler must be on the list 😏

[@dopiley]

Why is he only number 9????

[@harkeeshirvad3987]

@@dopiley yeah that suck

[@jasminehudson5890]

He is, but the examples are far from his best.

[@NicholasASchwartz]

Almost any line from Santana on Glee, but especially when she sings a song about Sam's "Trouty Mouth".

[@kayevelynellis8092]

Every single insult between Niles and Cece 😭😂

[@roxasdv6432]

Ralph from ed edd n eddy : your farm is over grown and your cucumbers are soft

[@okoliugo5766]

are u kiddin me :D

[@joannkennedy2733]

Somewhat funny. Somewhat flat. Some of these insults are very very painful to hear and watch. I hope and pray to one day to love Watch Mojo no matter what.!!!.

[@PureDopemine414]

Elektra flaming the jealous restaurant “would be” clocker in season 2 Of Pose. The burn was kinda long so it’s hard to quote but it was a gem the entire way through! Especially with Elektra taking a moment a third of the way through to sip her drink or “hydrate and lubricate” as Angel and Lulu so elegantly put it as they bask in the eleganza of the reading after the library is open and subsequently closed indefinitely after it is burnt down! Lol I....was....living!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭🔥

[@leojaksic8372]

And let's not forget dr. House, Sterling Archer, Rick Sanchez, and of course, the gang of the Big Bang Theory.

[@theboundingman1598]

My favorite tv insult is from golden girls and that's "your only gonna sit in an inch of water."

[@slackerofhell]

“Wuntch time is over!” God damn I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*Number 1:* Weaboo Jones dies in the battle _Filthy Frank throwing the reality check and kills the most powerful anime character is one of the best insults in TV history._

[@gusgus0070]

Mr. Friendship I always saw Weaboo Jones as the strongest American-Drawn Anime character

[@amyartlover]

This isn't from TV but I heard this somewhere: "I would roast you back, but my mother said I shouldn't burn garbage"

[@candice_ecidnac]

It's actually "I would roast you, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash" and it's a meme.

[@amyartlover]

@@candice_ecidnac ok thanks

[@Erikamo206]

Rachel Green to Ross Geller: "It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"

[@laurapennington2907]

#1 anything Michael has said to Toby

[@psicoparkita]

"That's it I'm taking my business elsewhere!" "Might I suggest Jenny Craig?"-Al Bundy

[@newageBoundhippie]

a personal favorite from The Drew Carey Show, as Mimi sees Drew brought his blind dog Speedy to the bar: Mimi: I heard you could go blind from doing it but I didn't know you could go blind from seeing your master do it Kate: If that were true my parrot would be flying into the walls Mimi: Man I even hit the pin BEHIND the pin I was aiming at!

[@psicoparkita]

Oh and 2 Face to Joker "Get out of my face clown!" Joker "Which 1?"

[@AUS_Viking]

Doctor who Season 2 episode 5 "Oh, brilliant, it’s you! You’re my favorite, you are; you are the best, you know why? Cause you’re so thick! You’re Mr. Thick Thick Thickety Thick-face from Thick-town, Thickania. And so’s your dad!" 😂 so funny

[@MicaAnneArts]

Literally any of Shawn's "Gus don't be... " lines from Psych.

[@haleylafferty9870]

I love Friends sarcasm

[@KingJaymo2k11]

No Fred Sanford or Martin on list???...automatic disqualification

[@tonysocha2352]

In the G1 Transformers episode "Triple Takeover", Megatron tells Starscream, "You are either lying, or you're stupid" which prompts Starscream into replying, "I'm stupid, I'm stupid"

[@sloanwilliams8094]

Free Waterfall Jr: You can't own property man! Professor Farnsworth: I can but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie! Futurama has some of the best insults lol

[@justpassing8866]

Dollophead , that's definitely one of the best

[@warhammerHighElf]

“Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it...not that” Season 2 last episode of The Office (US) one of my favorite quotes XD

[@brandonrohrer2245]

The office Andy: no one hug me, im covered in sap Oscar: why would anyone hug you?

[@antisocial1012]

The Golden Girls

[@kcollier710]

it may have been considered an animated kids show but a lot of the remarks from Yakko Warner from the Animaniacs might be considered here. Their Howard Stern parody included this line: Yakko to Howie Tern "The closest you'll ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle."

[@JillLovesJer]

Just about anything Mr. Titus says on "Titus." Actually, Christopher has some pretty good ones, too. I practically live for the sarcasm of that show.

[@rustysmittyful]

#1 was given but not having any Dr. Cox to JD insults from Scrubs just goes further to show how underrated my favorite show was.

[@davefawcett4894]

then write one

[@alexcoupe.]

Every line from Malcom Tucker in "The Thick of It"

[@jessicam279]

The Office has so many great ones! Love that it's so close to the top. However, I was surprised TBBT wasn't on here. Sheldon has a bunch! "Not knowing is part of the fun. Was that the motto of your community college?" Just one of so so many 😆