Top 20 Savage Stewie Griffin Insults

[@WatchMojo]

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[@kingyoshi5160]

Yes the audio keeps messing up

[@manueltapia1859]

When he mets his adult self and travels with him and Chris' girfriend insults him for being from Nicaragua he implies to her any insult sounds the same or something like that.

[@SpammytheHedgehog]

Remember. Stewie was the only person that didn't get roasted by Meg.

[@TheBrickMasterB]

To be fair he usually doesn't antagonize her like everyone else. The family is pretty selectively able to understand him

[@charliecomer6001]

You forgot about Brian. And it's been a bit more consistent, since Chris can hear him clearly

[@DwayneIsK1NG]

@@TheBrickMasterB kinda facts

[@PCMan8922]

She Just Loves Him.

[@155chipmunkz]

She’s still been rough with him though.

[@olvialee7221]

“You’re 43, accept it!” That’s a favorite of mine

[@zaidan7669]

That "Scoopy Don't" insult gets me everytime😂

[@chrismeulen8108]

Scooby-Don't*

[@liarliarplants4hire]

Don’t forget “ Crappy Doo”!

[@animechic420]

My favorite insult was when Stewie said he thought Olivia was Ray Liotta because her skin had the texture of a decorative autumn squash. 😂😂😂

[@BBoyKrispy]

I came here to say this 😅 cannot believe it didn't make the list - an impeccably worded and delivered insult 👌🏻

[@Handsome_Black]

Probably didn't wanna include it considering he recently died

[@elliesaint1984]

That "no thank you, I would rather die giving you the finger" 🤣🤣🤣 classic 🤣🤣🤣

[@seffishestopal5950]

It was

[@crypticghost21]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

Brian’s nicknames are hilarious. Scooby Don’t, Poopy Snoopy, Booze Clues. Marley and anyone but me. Lmfao 💀

[@donnahaynes138]

My favorite insult is when Lois, already feeling insecure about her age, tried to act cool by lifting Stewie, only to throw her back out and drop him. Stewie's response after getting hurt: "Nice throw, Casey Anthony!".

[@369jbird]

I remember that one very well. LOL

[@deontaylor6721]

Stewie’s insults will always be hilarious 😆 😂😂

[@prophet90430]

One of my favorites is when he defends Meg after Brian gets addicted to coke. I forget what Brian says to her but his response of "Just because you can't feel your teeth doesn't mean she can't feel your insults," gets me every time.

[@stevencoffin328]

She asks him how he lost so much weight and he yells "put down the fork!" at her.

[@soniasamivillin743]

Actually, Stewie's every day outfit is chosen by Lois. Whenever Stewie dresses himself, he is fashionable.

[@olvialee7221]

“No thank you. I prefer dying giving you the finger.” That there, is my favorite

[@Zman9042]

The unedited “if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands” cutaway will always be my favorite. I quote it constantly 😂

[@Dragontamer135]

Stewie really knows how to roast people especially in the early seasons.

[@shaqolungakunene8111]

"Marley and anyone but me" goes hard.💀

[@crypticghost21]

The one where Stewie roasts Meg about the way she clears her sinuses is my favorite ❤😂😂😂

[@mistysprxgeny]

The one about Brian's novel is probably my favorite Stewie moment and it culminates that one time when Stewie starts teasing Brian about the novel and Brian hits him with a book and knocks him out 🤣

[@bja808]

Stewie saying that “this whole family is f**king disintegrating” is hella savage!!

[@timelordgeek16]

It might not be much of an insult, but I do love AHHH YOU HORSE’S ARSE!!

[@thedarkcriminal1658]

Stewie's one liners are killers.

[@BigFella117]

Everybody gangsta til Stewie asks for his money

[@Jeremiah_Rivers76]

He went too far that time.

[@kennyfresquez7019]

"Is there any tread left? Or is it more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." I don't remember this line, but it's brilliant.

[@AniVids637]

Stewie's a savage tho 💀💀

[@markzuckergecko621]

I had a coworker a long time ago that used to do the "little something for that novel?" thing with the high pitched voice, to the point that it was annoying and I couldn't get it out of my head. Thanks. I just got it out of my head the other day, and I hadn't heard it for about 5 years.

[@billybutcher8584]

Miss the old evil stewie

[@adad87821]

me to old stewie was a savage

[@werebitch1313]

Oh my God, what happened???!! (Seriously, I haven't watched TV in several years.)

[@werebitch1313]

⬆️ That sounds like a joke, but I'm actually being completely serious.

[@ΕρικοΓκικολα]

​@@werebitch1313 what happened is that stewie went soft

[@werebitch1313]

@@ΕρικοΓκικολα Ohhhh, that sucks! Stewie was my favourite character.

[@CherokeeBird]

To this day, I will still call my friends Mealy-Mouth Crotch Pheasant 😂

[@snaccsize]

There’s a modern family guy segment where Stewie does this back and forth with Lois in “Customer of the Week” that I love. 😂😂 Lois: “I should show them why I deserve to be customer of the week” Stewie: “you don’t” Lois: “because it really makes me happy” Stewie: “you aren’t” Lois: “because I’m a good person…” Stewie: “you’re not”

[@-tiredkitcat-2336]

That one’s hilarious 😂

[@MyBlackandRedCZ]

I love that one! 😂

[@kdognicholson24]

Lois: "Thanks for listening Stewie" Stewie: "I had no choice"

[@nythebrownbarbie]

a fave😂😂

[@cooper3814]

She really isn't a good person

[@noahdean9685]

I love it that you said everyone's the hero of their own story or at least they should be and it reminded me of handsome Jack from borderlands!

[@moideenfayaz6265]

The goat 🗿

[@dragonslayerdragonslayer]

The early seasons of Stewie were the best savage but the best

[@nightslayer6951]

Stewie and his insults never cease to be funny

[@axels3188]

I think that Like a knife is the mOST savage Stewie insult on family guy.

[@dragonlord45461]

stewie's jab in the game over one is even funnier when you remember that meg was going to marry a prince in one eisode only for stewie to kill said prince

[@weepingkoopa2862]

3:44 Okay, Booze-Clues is pretty fitting. 😂

[@harukaidouismyhusbando1104]

An Everyman’s quote: “A bullet sounds the same in every language.” 😂😂😂

[@Andrew_BIake]

10:00 - Of course Stevie is a fashion expert, he's *fabulous*!

[@charlestownsend9280]

Stewie in the last one has the same energy as me when the avatar films keep making billions or that the transformers movies keep getting sequels.

[@MrTee9D4]

Miss that diabolical Stewie. Classic lines. 😅

[@subjectc7505]

Stewie is just straight up cruel🤣

[@DjayXx3446]

In a hilarious way tho

[@seffishestopal5950]

You mean cru el

[@subjectc7505]

@@seffishestopal5950 Qruel

[@susanrobinson910]

My personal favorite has always been the one about throwing a hotdog down a hallway. First time I heard that, I did a literal spit take 😂

[@kelleyk28]

Don't forget the one where Stewie gets sent to a foster home. I love what he says to get the other kids to fight each other. I like the one where Stewie sends Matthew's plane into the ocean, and Matt comes back and punches Stewie.

[@Cold-Blooded.1]

"You listen to me you little monster, I take abuse from everyone around here, but I am NOT gonna take it from you"

[@rayherostudios8139]

8:22 …Honestly I would genuinely watch that if that was a real movie… Just image Chris and Austin Powers just going on an adventure to save Peter from Dr. Evil 😂😂😂

[@VladGenX]

"Go eat a donut you albino gorilla..." Classic stewie line

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Stewie comes through with the 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@RDJ134]

Stewie would say: The sound of the voice over is bouncing up and down in quality, like he is homeless and uses the toilet with strange holes in the side, to record the audio so he can buy a few burgers and booz before retunring behind the dumpster to use the free wi-fi of a local store and while buzzing off on the cheap wine promises him self tommorow WatchMojo contract him for a year and cries himself to sleep, knowing it is all a lie. But that is what Stewie would reply if he was a real person.

[@jamalvargas6146]

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[@kentbrooks3227]

Good Lord, number one was BRUTAL!!!!

[@BatmanPops]

Who remember that episode when Brian broke his mouth/nose 🤣🤣🤣

[@deantewilliams4142]

Stewie Griffin Savage Insults Was Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😆😆

[@lucasbeiler2522]

Love all the family guy videos

[@karmantrading4327]

Hey watchmojo you guys should do a video on cartoon characters that are good with insults and nicknames like Stewie Griffin for example

[@FraeliFroehlich]

I liked the Dorian Gray reference from Stewie to Meg: „In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of you getting prettier.“. 😄 But it‘s in a DVD only episode. Maybe that‘s why it was left out.

[@Americanskull696]

I love this channel!!!

[@ZeldaSam1]

8:11 Haha. That, That last 1 is REALLY fitting!!!

[@369jbird]

One of my ALL-TIME FAVORITE Family Guy moments/insults was from the episode Brian The Bachelor. Brian brings that Brooke chick home to meet the family. Stewie takes one look at Brooke and then says to her, "So...how long have you been a prostitute???" LOL

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Well, Stewie has stood up for Meg, like in the Trading Places episode.

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

The change in narrator audio quality halfway through the video is basically the WatchMojo equivalent of bare-lipped Henry Cavill in Justice League

[@MrFunNightcore]

Stewie words had punch that can't dodge

[@cheddarsmith6568]

Do you film these in one shot, or do every part differently, voiced at different times-sometimes by different people?

[@summertime6785]

Is there any other kind of insult from *Stewie Griffin?* 1:33-1:38 This joke had me laughing out loud.😂😂😂

[@jasminejohnston6393]

I like the one from Stew-Roids where Stewie calls Brian B-Minus

[@alvinsprite6291]

2:56😅 savage

[@ReynaReactsandReviews]

1:34 I love Stewie

[@theonewhostandsout8792]

There’s something dystopian about there being a top 10 list on Stevie insults

[@gotflight50]

The girl on the plane w the bucket of coke outta pocket💀

[@geoffwilliams4478]

You for got the insult about her pudding being a culinary abortion 😅😂! "NOW CLEAN IT UP!"

[@TheHiredGun187]

I still use the line "Throwing a hotdog down a hallway" with my friends when talking about a loose woman.

[@DLGaming2002]

This is why Stewie's best boi

[@JoeNotExotic003]

12:06 “sharpest bulb in the box” …………………… wow

[@minewheaties5029]

Inspiration for Stewie Griffin's football head=Bobby from Bobby's World and Arnold from Hey Arnold. Little Bobby Generic was even just a few years older and also rode a baby tricycle

[@danielbevans860]

Anytime stewie insults someone is hilarious

[@istvangergelypalosi8795]

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[@WilliamDearthwd]

10:41 He also says at that moment... "Giving up breast milk is the worst thing I had to do! I bet the founding fathers had an easier time writing the Bill of Rights."

[@ROCKONplaceboforever]

Best character Stewie 👌 👏 ❤️ love him

[@maskbunnyelectro8416]

Stewie is the literal definition of a grown men in a child's body

[@davidchism6081]

Bill Paxton also said it in Spy Kids 3. It's game over for you, pal! ****GAME OVER!!!!****

[@CloneScavengerVulpin8389]

Stewie can take some insults and dish them out.

[@samlee1707]

I'm gonna add this to my top 10 watchmojo videos this is truly a watchmojo moment. As a watchmojo myself I can confirm that this is definetly a watchmojo.

[@dillonkinder9296]

Another best savage insult by Stewie “oh dump by a carny brutal!”

[@StuckOnStupid84]

Stevie's the reason I still sometimes watch family guy.

[@TrustintheLord1975]

Woohoo STEWIE!!! 😂

[@GamingManMike]

Good thing Stevie wasn't watching this video. He'd make a savage insult on how Narrator Ryan's voice keeps changing after (and during) each number.

[@latashawilliams6681]

That's what the deuce count as an insult or is it just his catchphrase

[@sherm698]

17:21 cracks me up every time

[@example2844]

No no no, that hordof joke is top 3 bro, that's one of the best jokes EVER in family guy

[@CartierKENEA.7]

How dare number one not be when he beat up Brian for owing him money!

[@Gbmjnimations]

I got the new FGs on the jeep

[@KillerMeme]

Watch mojo must really be running out of stuff with how often it’s just family guy vids

[@kinglegault]

Hey the movie sex drive was hilarious.

[@The_Infamous_Boogyman]

Brians cousin and his partner are basically Noho Hank and Cristobal from Barry 😅

[@duncancurtis5971]

Tell you where you can go, Lois. Hell. There, I've said it.😅

[@vibecheck8578]

Scooby don’t 😂😂😂😂

[@austinrenteria]

11:58 "You're 43, except it!"

[@BlackHatCinephile]

Why do you keep switching mics?

[@darylpaulk]

STEVIE IS S.A.V.A.G.E. on commentary. The early years were classic

[@RonavKiishor]

Awesome

[@briandoss9232]

Working on that novel!

[@olvialee7221]

100: I love Stewie

[@KasaiWolf07]

What about the episode with Brian's Mum being stuffed "And you must have lost your virginity to a mechanical bull" or "You know, this is a rather elegant idea on what to do with Lois" on seeing Brian's Mum stuffed.