Top 5 BEST pet reptiles you can ACTUALLY OWN!

[@LEZORDZ]

Steve has seen some shit lmao

[@gamingforever9121]

Fortunate son starts playing

[@E_4_N]

💀💀

[@zaikoreborn969]

Bro saw the beginning and the end

[@boredomisinevitable]

​@@gamingforever9121 goooooooood morning Vietnam

[@tikimillie]

I guess you could say he’s been rattled

[@Mr.SlappyTF2]

i like the angry shoelace. does it need an aglet for when its too angry?

[@Dodgemod]

It needs string.

[@Mr.SlappyTF2]

lol

[@jaybonn5973]

Are you 23

[@Mr.SlappyTF2]

24 as of 2 days ago

[@jaybonn5973]

@Jordan Lemke happy belated birthday 🎂 🥳 🎉 Now for a serenade: Through the eye of a needle Time to loosen your tongue Got a tip how to make ends meet 🎶

[@thathondaguy9670]

HE JUST HAS A WHOLE RATTLESNAKE FREE-ROAMING

[@chrismckay3868]

As opposed to having half a rattlesnake free-roaming?

[@thathondaguy9670]

@@chrismckay3868 yes.

[@tetsutetsu7206]

@@chrismckay3868 obviously not, it’s opposed to having third of a Rattlesnake free roaming

[@chrismckay3868]

@@tetsutetsu7206 it gets so messy when that happens...

[@Totally_not_a_lizard_person]

Lets be honest. In the U.S. most of us have a whole rattlesnake someplace. He just knows where his is..

[@glitchknight409]

"Hes just steve" Steve: *vietnam flashbacks and visible PTSD*

[@joo_jaekyung.248]

fladhbacks

[@glitchknight409]

​@@joo_jaekyung.248yes, fladhbacks

[@Boomsnipz]

*Paranoid: By Black Sabbath intensifies*

[@jr2904]

​@@Boomsnipz "finished with my woman..."

[@genoandhotshotshortz]

And enderdragon flashback Minecraft

[@grootatron]

I love how raptor seems to be the only one who has free roam of the place.

[@michaelpressley8040]

Well I doubt that having a sand viper a rattlesnake or Steve would be good free roam pets

[@grootatron]

@@michaelpressley8040 I know, it's just funny

[@michaelpressley8040]

@@grootatron ye

[@link2g715]

@@michaelpressley8040 Steve is obviously very polite. Anyone with the name steve is a great guy

[@1994AustinSmith]

That rattle snake appears to be free roaming.

[@coolaydan1786]

I feel like the "Literal Rattlesnake" was just a rattlesnake that wandered into his house

[@expertoflizardcorrugation3967]

Of the medically significant snakes I'd argue rattlesnakes are inarguably among the most polite.

[@ExhaustedScarf]

Brand new sentence.

[@marsar1775]

id have to agree. they even announce their presence when scared so you got one last chance to back off

[@ExhaustedScarf]

@@marsar1775 Rattlesnakes also often give dry bites About 1 out of every 3 Rattlesnake bites inject to venom. The bite may still need medical attention, but it won’t envenomate and kill you. Even when they fight, they offer a chance to live. Rattlers really just want to be left alone, and I respect that

[@sillyperson1610]

very polite snake

[@eliotb.1219]

@@ExhaustedScarf omg that’s honestly really cool. Where I live, rattlesnakes are the only venomous snake (various species) you would come across in nature. There’s a field/hiking trail a few min walk away from my apartment that I like but I know for a fact rattlesnakes live there because I can literally hear them sometimes Because of that I avoid going there as often as I’d honestly like to. But the new info I just learned from you encourages me to go for it, especially since it’s so close to home in case of an emergency Side note I am not afraid of snakes, I literally have a corn snake and a ball python lol, but I am afraid of venomous snakes especially wild ones Also I love biology and learning new things and fun facts so thank you!

[@MrAfrojoe89]

Me: Steve.. you alright buddy? Steve: gumit came and took my baaeeby!

[@tiahalibel06]

😂😂 Family Guy

[@user-zn4td3tp9i]

Underrated comment 😂

[@nuggets2015_geometry_dash.]

s t e v e.

[@dragonlord7987]

s t e v e.

[@kimsteen8185]

s t e v e.

[@Wandering-silk-moth]

S t e v e.

[@RFX16]

s t e v e

[@petunia7217]

s t e v e.

[@couchblanket4404]

I'm terrified of snakes, but I love these videos. Seeing them in such a non threatening light is kind of therapeutic.

[@danielruud224]

I feel the exact same way, im absolutely terrified of these animals, but it feels so good seeing them just be friendly with this human demon

[@Griffin050A1t]

I also have the intense desire to hold the angry shoelace

[@chelmastly5802]

I’m begging you to google snakes with hats, snakes in sweaters, and my favorite, snakes blowing bubbles in their water dishes. I know the fear of snakes is super strong and common, but pet snakes have so much personality, despite what people think! They’re good noodles I swear

[@couchblanket4404]

@@chelmastly5802 Those guys in sweaters were adorable, and the one with hats were hilarious (they still kind of freaked me out at times). Also, for whatever reason, those guys blowing bubbles was goofy enough that I wasn't unnerved seeing them move around. Thanks for the recommendations! Also, just wanna clarify, I don't dislike snakes. They scare the heck outta me, and I don't want them on me, but I know snakes are pretty chill for the most part. I live where there are a lot of them, and if they won't bother me, I don't bother them. Snakes are cool in my book, and I honestly wish I wasn't scared of them, so I could own one.

[@rebeccawhite3731]

o, try and find those videos of snakes with hands. someone dubbed over animal videos and gave them little arms, they did it with birds to i think.

[@YourL0cal_Introvert]

“This is Steve……… hes just steve” 😂💀

[@_StarChild_]

I can just see the lil angry shoelace screaming "yaaaaaa" at straight up 3am if s/he could talk😭- Edit: what the fawk, already 700 likes?? Jesus

[@landonsimon1266]

Are you afraid to miss gender a snake?

[@alissacheck4194]

​@@landonsimon1266 Do you confuse respect with fear a lot?

[@zamaii_]

is ketchup considered a smoothie?

[@djackson37]

​@@zamaii_ it not widely considered one, but it is

[@deputyodeath.6316]

The fuck is the horny demon owl doing hete

[@vandergrift5557]

Steve doing a small bow in the end

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

watching mlp fart

[@Lil_Angel_Films]

That's polite

[@queenbee21861]

Idk why but the name STEVE for the cobra is fitting, 😂like he looks like a steve😂

[@DinoGoofHybridHero7531]

Why…do you have two of the most venomous snakes in your HOuSe?

[@frostbite9743]

cuss cute long danger noodle

[@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu]

They’re not the most venomous but they’re still venomous. The most venomous snakes live in Australia (Australian Brown Snake and Inland Taipan) because of course they do. You can also defang or remove the venom gland of venomous snakes so they’re incapable of inject venom into you, causing them to be safe as household pets.

[@DinoGoofHybridHero7531]

@@frostbite9743 THOSE ARE STILL DANGER NOODLES

[@DinoGoofHybridHero7531]

@@DefinitivelyNotCthulhu oh, really? Ok ^3^

[@frostbite9743]

@@DinoGoofHybridHero7531 yeah but who could resist booping that nose

[@Mashy8722]

I love Steve. He’s jus doin Steve things…

[@gamar356]

Legit curious about owning a sand viper, i probably never will but like, how is caring for them? I know theyre venemous but they just seem so chill

[@AzzureSky]

I love angry shoelace! So cute and so angry!

[@ereynoldful3974]

Well shit...as a 2nd generation north Floridian i can attest ..that yes thats a literal damn rattlesnake. Amd dont worry, as a southerner i promise im not here to tell you a story about a cottonmouth chasing me to my doorstep.

[@zamzaddy8535]

I own a crawfish pond and live in Louisiana let me tell you these cotton mouths are ruthless I have at least a years worth of cottonmouth stories

[@ereynoldful3974]

@@zamzaddy8535 I really feel like their should be a reddit thread dedicated to those stories. My closest neighbor is terrified of them but she'll stand out there and get close enough to take pics of a big fat timber rattler

[@kitsumekat]

So, are you going to drop the cottonmouth story or...?

[@-Kurt...]

What about stories involving balls of cottonmouths in the water nightmare fuel?

[@JustARoamer]

The cottonmouths in Mississippi are spicy bastards! Especially when big! They'll fuckin attack a car out of spite and they HOLD GRUDGES

[@daleford8621]

Raptor is by far the coolest of the bunch. His jumps are hilarious 😂

[@Hbomb411]

That rattlesnake was too busy investigating that electrical cord looking like a "brown, angry shoelace" on the floor trying to figure out if it was friend or foe.

[@lizillusion2318]

Best pet reptiles… and two of them are infamous for their venom lmao.

[@sneezeswithwolves]

this channel is bizarre. Venomous snakes seemingly kept in the bedroom, weird thirst traps.... this content is weird but at least it isnt "bull frog vs hornet" tier

[@EnlightnMe48]

Steve was probably bullied by the angry shoelace.

[@ichigokurosaki8724]

Hey dude i have been wondering do you like have anti venom for all the venimis animals you have or do you have to get some at thr hospitals if you get bit

[@chelmastly5802]

It’d have to depend on where you live, but your best bet when keeping venomous animals not native to your area is to live within an hour of a zoo with the same nonnative species. If you got bitten by a monocled cobra and went to the general American hospital, they’d just scratch their heads at you and be like “well shit” since they sure as hell don’t see that often enough to have that stocked. Antivenom is stupid expensive per vial and expires quickly if not kept cool, so it’s also not sensible to just keep it on hand, especially for nonnative species-you also need different antivenins for different species, so there’s that. So, again, live near a zoo or larger facility with the proper antivenom on hand, and be prepared for a hell of a fine, as well as maybe losing some fingertips or toes at the least and limbs at the most while not dying from the envenomation.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

​​​@@chelmastly5802 You could also ask the hospital to store a vial for you and offer to pay for it, I've heard of people doing that as well (definitely expensive, but safer than nothing if you don't live near a zoo) You could also keep some at home as long as you store them with proper refrigeratoration

[@SnakeRoadComicsOfficial3677]

Bro that's literally a cobra.

[@Shadowassassin908]

Whatchu mean? Its just Steve

[@shawnee3349]

i t s s t e v e .

[@ILOVEHORRORDCANDMARVEL]

It’s just s t e v e He’s so s w e e t

[@NicPTheMeme]

No its Steve

[@4way.entttt]

Steve had been through a lot mannn

[@reivax3734]

Steve is going to have a kill count along with #5

[@justadumbexefan]

i need an angry shoelace in my life.

[@Makadakarov]

Mmmm, s h o e l a c e

[@nickkuiper32]

I dig Steve for being his true self. Mad respect

[@fenekku.kitsune]

I love Steve

[@l0rdapophis]

A COBRA AND RATTLESNAKE IS ABSOLUTELY -INSANE- WILD 😭

[@moonman4598]

What is the angry shoelace?

[@edgytoucan3444]

vine snake I think

[@lizg2153]

Parrot snake

[@JackDaLynxTherian]

the judgemental shoelace

[@Balkan_kermit]

I dont know man steve and 5 have a bit of a kill count

[@sergiozeren1237]

The land flounder is this chilling in the pit of foam and then he says like help me but to be honest he is still cute he might be the cutest one

[@thebutler4471]

Land flounder killed me 💀

[@lizardlad8620]

Please include Bearded Dragon in one of these! My absolute favorite reptile I’ve owned so far, they are pretty low-maintenance, and if you have a chill one, you can just hold it on your shoulder while you do chores.

[@eliotb.1219]

Same goes for leopard geckos. I had 2 (one unfortunately passed away last week. Doesn’t feel real tbh. Was very sudden. Suspected aneurysm) and both were/are obsessed with hanging out either on my shoulder facing the same direction I am, or wrapped around the skin on back of my neck since it’s so warm there lol

[@zoinky9742]

I hope he includes a water dragon

[@isaacclark]

the blue snake: Steve you alright man Steve: I see dead people 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Rango_Fam]

"This angry shoelace" im dead 💀🤣

[@Birlaps_stan._.]

ahh yes. the more venomous the reptile is the better to have as pets 😌

[@natp3408]

Goannas (number 1) would patrol the grounds of my highschool. If you messed with them they would rear up and come at you on two legs haha. But otherwise they were pretty chill.

[@dutch_and_dimes]

"This is Steve. Steve likes his Personal Space. This is Lamp. Lamp also likes Steve's Personal Space."

[@-Meelxhs_]

“ Stands up like a human “. 💀😂 got me rolling

[@rogueraven9083]

I'm curious what is the species name of angry shoe lace?

[@45proteinconsumer]

vinesnake

[@EvOuron]

Parrot snake

[@simplystreeptacular]

@@EvOuron The angry shoelace is a vine snake, the belligerent zip tie is a parrot snake!

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Steve's a cobra. Don't they have venom AND EAT other snakes?

[@I_Had_No_Choice]

Yeah, their actually really sweet pets if you don’t make them pissed or if you aren’t late to feed them, other then that their amazing, I really want one

[@adriantepes4355]

Yea def a good pet

[@Butter_Dog.]

s t e v e

[@Turret0pera]

When you nickname your pokemon and can no longer remember what the actual species is called

[@jocelynnsuzio1197]

"He's just Steve" 😂✋ this had me rolling!

[@burningemerald1203]

Why steve? Why not STEEVE?

[@moth3874]

THAT’S IT LADS ROCK AND STONE!

[@Aurora99363]

Steve

[@shovelsandrope]

The angry shoelace got me dead on the floor laughing-

[@Diamondfurry]

steve literally looking at the phone saying “what this”

[@snekstashe6917]

Is the angry shoelace a parrot snake or a kind of vine snake? i cant tell but i am very curious

[@Qualicabyss]

It's a shoelace

[@maxthebear7765]

Wow this guy’s enthusiasm DEFINITELY makes me want to get one of these.

[@SeaLanternVr]

Raptor looks chill ngl

[@sammaxwell7051]

That zip tie of a snake woke up and chose violence 😂

[@wesleypipesgaming19]

Steve always looks like he's having flashbacks😂

[@kaisongamr9228]

You are so underrated, I love your nope ropes/Sneks

[@thebigblippity5221]

“You can see just how friendly he is by his smile”- Owen Wilson

[@Ideas795]

I’m glad you got on the algorithm

[@FSES_]

"Angry shoelace" looks like he wants you to take the fruit from the tree.

[@-Creepuh]

The angry shoelaces match with the chuwawa to💀

[@daisy_smores]

Steve is Steve. Seems legit. Steve

[@felixhenson9926]

Man has a fucking COBRA?! 😂 the irony of an ackie monitor, an ideal pet reptile, next to a cobra and a rattlesnake lmao

[@Shabutie554]

Steve is awesome. Such a chill King Cobra

[@gunrunner-1873]

Steve has that open face everyone seems to trust and admire.

[@turtlejeepjen314]

I love the RattleSnake… he knows he’s been defeated by Steve’s popularity💀

[@JesusDelReal-kj2fw]

“Just Steve” famous last words

[@gracegallimore4580]

Steve's having his Vietnam flashbacks again.

[@AmonAndBriddy]

The angry shoelace just wants to smile for the camera :)

[@emmagoodman1379]

"Number 4 we have steve....hes just steve"😂😂😂

[@aliciablackwell2916]

Everytime I see Steve I laugh because he just wobbles 😭

[@britanymayes3758]

the flounder be like " I've fallen and can't get up'

[@overbakedbagels7362]

everyone is talking about the rattlesnake when steve is a literal cobra 😦

[@Rice_Wolf]

Raptor the dragon just needs a root beer and a tiny couch and he’s complete

[@davecrupel2817]

Belligerent zip tie has turned into Angry Shoelace 😂😂

[@Soder_elite]

find it funny how the shoelace is more angry than *STEVE*

[@shanebrennan9874]

I like _belligerent ziptie_ for the boomslang 😂😂

[@slpookyy374]

amazing spiders my friend

[@JackDaLynxTherian]

snakes lol

[@TheUnMaka]

"He's just Steve." Steve: Hi.

[@CurryBoy17]

The Land Flounder is like it has been caught doing something 😂

[@Antifurryandgaming]

Steve is like : get the fuck out here boah

[@coldfire4728]

Angru shoelace got me laughin

[@emoryrubyg9631]

We love you, Steve! 🥹

[@Levi_lugo917]

Bro started to sing at the beginning 😅

[@Tdkrusgs]

Land flounder looks like hes living his best zaza life

[@ScarlettAlkilani]

i NEED my little angry shoelace

[@jasmine0354]

Love the angry shoelace ! And Raptor the dragon ! 💗💗

[@BaxterAndLunala]

Are all of them venomous? Because I remember the angry shoelace being a venomous snake, while I know rattlesnakes and cobras are venomous.

[@TheHeadDreamer265]

I live for the angry shoelace and the beligerant zip tie 😂

[@INSERTNAMExHERE]

That rattler is gorgeous😍! If i were to own any of these of little guys, it'd definitely be raptor. Always loved those reptiles!

[@MaskedWeirdosChannel]

I need the angry shoelace. ..and maybe Steve? 😂❤

[@Krillacreat]

I'd avoid the entire zoo if Steve's brother Roger escaped containment

[@Vapourwear]

This is going to be one hell of a news report, some day.

[@mitch5944]

Steve looks like he's permanently staring into the eternal void and witnessing the endless unfathomable horrors of the infinite universe.

[@rainbowdemon5033]

Belligerent Yarn, belligerent zip tie, now angry shoelace, can't wait to discover more names for that tiny snek

[@meme3987]

Seave jas been in a few wars and is about to scream 'theres Charli in the trees'

[@Loona_____]

Call me the lamp: he's just Steve Me: that's a mood

[@erinwhite276]

I love Steve and especially the shoelace 🐍

[@KITTIGAMER167]

The rattlesnake is gorgeous!!!!