Top 5 Stadium Food Power Rankings

You love power rankings... You love food. Katie gives you the first thing about the second.
BASED ON THE FOLLOWING CATEGORIES:
1. Deliciousness (D) - Does the item sound delicious? Or does it combine flavors in a way that you just can’t comprehend?
2. Value (V) - Is it reasonably priced? Taking into account the ticket price for entry to the stadium AND whether it’s worth sitting through a game of whoever the team is just to eat this food.
3. Cleverness of Name (CoN) - Does the item’s name tie it to the team? Is it punny? Does it accurately describe what you’re getting into? Is it appetizing?
4. Ease of consumption (EoC) - I’m at a game. I want something I can eat in my seat. Is this food item hand-held, or does it require a plate, fork and knife? If there’s a big play while I’m eating it, will I be able to stand up? Can I eat it alone or do I have to find a friend to share it with?
5. Ability to Live With Yourself After (AtLWYA) - When you’re done eating this thing, do you feel ashamed? Do you wish you never ate it? A low score in this category indicates a food item makes you feel physically and mentally weakened.
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[@snave1231]

I feel as though Beer should be considered food and automatically take first place. #StadiumFood

[@KatieNolan]

These are the top 5 stadium foods, chosen by idiots who didn't take my survey seriously!

[@TheMotherfer]

So in the ALLWYA category. The infamous 999 challenge definitely didn't fall under that category. Or the Bacon Sundae.

[@GrandMasterMan1]

Only one that likes crab dip pfffff....If you actually come to Maryland I will spot you a chessie and a walkoff! We got plenty of crabs and good sports around here, not enough beautiful women tho :-(

[@southernterp]

Dear Katie, I'm a Maryland alum living in Baltimore city. I can get you all the Chessies and Walkoffs you desire (as long as you share with them with me). When are we getting married? ;-)

[@dlebrasseur78]

Who the heck would eat waffles at a stadium. Sports food usually goes with beer. Waffles and beer don't go together. Sausage, brats, hotdogs, burgers, subs/hoagies, pizza, ribs, pork, etc. If I had to chhose from this list I would prob try the west coast offense, but it looks like it would be messy. the pulled pork with mash potatoes could come in a bowl not looking like its some sunday.

[@southernterp]

gteague1000 ...52 weeks later, I'm still here bro :-P Go Terps

[@iselin90]

rob ryan approves of this list

[@laphonz]

Rex Ryan*

[@iselin90]

i said rob ryan bc of katie's love for him

[@carterf3585]

"That's not appropriate"

[@carlbowden4712]

The walkoff sounds good to me also. Was that a $17 buck pretzel, no way man! Really funny today Katie!

[@longhairedmofaka]

Katie being a total diva lol i love it

[@brandoncimino393]

How has your Jeter drawing not sold yet?

[@NoahStew]

Speaking from experience, the Chessie can serve one person if you believe in yourself enough. Literally had to edit my comment at the end of the video to say I approve of The Walkoff as an Orioles fan.

[@jonathanknight8702]

I don't approve of that pecan pronunciation but I will continue watching.

[@fidorover]

Perhaps there should be a 6th category. MICF: Massive Instant Coronary Factor.

[@seanbeste9750]

Agree with that. All those looked like a semi-edible heart attack.

[@jerevandewalle220]

Her eyes kinda had me hypnotized the whole time.

[@billyfrazier420]

pork-fet is an awesome idea...gonna make that at home next time i make pulled pork, most delicious sounding is the crab pretzel

[@danachappell9783]

Judging from the list, I gotta wonder if the esteemed rankers Katie had was Epic Meal Time

[@88laserbeam]

this came short of a "fuck it I quit" moment

[@ChristianJComedy]

For a minute there at the end, i felt like she was really yelling at me. Someone is passionate about her surveys.

[@warfare1010]

Crab dip is life.

[@TheGoron86]

I hope the Jeter drawing is a permanent part of the set going forward.

[@Sidekickall31]

My face right now is the exact same as Katie's Ryan face decal, good lord. So much 'Murica going on here. Think I'll be eating fruit for the remainder of the week.

[@calebobiarinzembulle1542]

The hammer is probably the only one I would try.

[@jdhardebeck]

The pork parfait and pretzel are the only items on here I would try

[@mattjean2652]

I keep it simple. Hot dogs, popcorn, pepsi. Maybe cheese nachos...and a kiss from Katie. 💋....mmmmmm....

[@therealxmen2352]

you're dope idk how you dont get more love

[@charlesbrunson6341]

Jameis Winston likes crab dip.

[@YeeSoest]

I have to admit, america is WAY ahead of us puny germans when it comes to stadium food. We get a huge variety of candy because we're all 12 apparently. Then there's soggy pretzels, soggier fries and the soggiest of them all - the stadium döner or kebap as you call it. Then of course we have Stadionwurst, typical german Bratwurst (special local ones in Nuremberg, Munich, Frankfurt etc.) but for condiments the choice is usually down to red and yellow piss from a 6 year old discounter brand bottle that 1 billion people have touched since opening. Oh and 0.02 cents per slice sandwich bread. Half a slice, we're not in Hollywood! Edit: Yeah, they actually cut the slices in triangles. That is a job somebody does in order to save money. You do the math cause it sure won't work out when I do it.

[@joshberman11]

Ik I’m a little bias but the chessie should be #1

[@phyxiuss]

Talk about my Eagles, Katie.

[@GalbertKun]

Katie, have you had a chance to eat any on the list?

[@briansarecky2562]

You said you would eat The Chessie the rest of your life and chose the Walk off as your personal favorite. By chance are you a MD girl?

[@Midgetpunter616]

I like crab dip Katie. But not as much as I liked your anger over your panel's inability to read. Great video

[@joshberman11]

HOW THE FUCK DID THE WALKOFF NOT MAKE THE LIST ITS BOMB

[@cmanalansan]

Can you do a Mt. Rushmore?

[@sevethom]

Am I the only one who wants to see the bottom 5 as well?

[@incali7488]

I think I just ate one of the bottom two :-

[@jerrybenjamin4002]

Had a "West Coast Offense" They should rename it the 'Colonoscopy-ator" Maybe a 6th criteria should be degree of difficulty to extract from bowels (dodtefb)

[@RichardBousquet]

My stomach hurts now

[@williamheinrich9100]

They were going to name the hammer in Atlanta after one of the Braves' stars from the 1990s but the lawyers said it might lead to choking hazards.

[@Seth_long22]

william heinrich wow so funny William😒

[@davdidit6]

I would be a perfect esteemed idiot

[@steezball21]

Hi Katie!

[@Jeterfan906]

Primanti’s sandwiches bruh

[@redskins2k]

we got so start a movement to Katie to ESPN or something. She is too good to be held hostage by these clowns at fox 1. If fox wants to be clowns they might as well paint their face.

[@JosephG1016]

Crab fries?

[@notimportant1055]

FYI. If you want a ballpark dog. Don't ever ever ever go to Angels stadium. Not only is it a Weinerschnitzels dog, it's an overpriced Weinerschnitzels dog. Seriously, why the hell would I want to go to a ball game and over pay for a crappy Weinerschnitzels dog? Actually, every food item in there is from some chain restaurant that's probably sponsoring them and you over pay for it. Biggest load of crap I ever saw.

[@ate2fiver]

Speaking of crabby... ...and a bunch of dips....

[@stansmith4853]

Barstool JJ?

[@rrrado1]

What's wrong with you people? Why you mixing meat with sweets? I want to throw up even if I hear about some sweet dring with becon.... horrible.

[@sc230mb]

No respect for letting herself be a political shill.

[@Piesfan35]

And this is why America has one of the highest obesity rates in the World