Top 5 Worst Heights To Be… 😭💯

[@noahmiskelly6446]

My 5’4 ass thought I was safe but no one is safe from micheal

[@kingkoba5618]

Same

[@Im_justhere]

I was all like: “okay, I’m not mentioned so far, think I’m safe.” “5.4” “DAMMIT”

[@noname-zv5gb]

As a 5'4 person i can also agree that i thought i was safe until the last one

[@bup23]

this was the perfect time for me to go 5'5

[@pedrofaria6236]

same bro 😭😭

[@jig2271]

Blud's ex was 5'4" 💀

[@garyiskool]

💀

[@ZAWARUDOOVERHEAVEN]

Blud said blud

[@_JayLovesGod]

​@@ZAWARUDOOVERHEAVENblud said blud while saying blud said blud

[@Names1234-v4g]

⁠@@_JayLovesGodblud said blud while saying blud said blud while saying blud said blud

[@_JayLovesGod]

@@Names1234-v4g blud said blud while saying blud said blud while saying blud said blud while saying blud said blud.

[@crackedEGG9]

Bro roasted unknown percent of people💀 Damn thats alot

[@animatedstudios4041]

one was me and it aint even my fault this is racially motivated to me

[@animatedstudios4041]

@KNYPOJAPIDW AWDAWDAF nah it is tho the exact height i am

[@sqigglyj1842]

@@animatedstudios4041bros 4’11💀

[@justamemberofjudahskingdom1522]

​@@sqigglyj1842 🤣

[@jerry-hj2mj]

Bro roasted most people 😂

[@Extrnal]

As a 5’8 1/2 guy this is too damn accurate

[@thealisterr]

Most of us don’t look short though. We look closer to average for sure

[@Waywind420]

@@thealisterr at 5'8 If you're thin you look average, if you're thick you look short. If you're thin at 5'8 you're going to be weak, if you're thick at 5'8 you're going to be really strong. Tough to find the right balance.

[@thealisterr]

@@Waywind420 I think there is some accuracy to that for sure, but I also think body proportions play a big factor too. I don’t really have this problem as I’m fairly slim myself but not a twig lol. Personally I’d much rather “look” shorter than what I am and be “thick” or in good shape, as opposed to looking “taller” but being scrawny. Once people see me up close, they’d be able to tell that I’m taller than what I may appear. I’ve seen guys who were actually 5’10-5’11 in height but appeared to be shorter cuz of their disproportionate body type (shorter legs/longer torso, or some were just fatter which ofc made them look smaller). Also is it just me, or do girls that are around that height of 5’8-5’10 look taller than guys who are that same height? I think it’s cuz women tend to be slimmer with naturally longer legs than men. Almost every girl around my height has longer legs than I do.

[@Waywind420]

@@thealisterr Girls definitely have long legs in proportion to their height. For me, i'm 5'8 and built like Tom hardy's Bane, so I look shorter than I am. I'm about 205lbs. I don't workout but i'm about as strong as an NFL player. It's weird having big man strength on a compact, modest frame. Personally I'd like to drop down to 180lbs and be more mobile without losing too much strength, but it's also nice being a complete unit and feeling like the hulk.

[@Lewjas.e]

@@Waywind420you are only a complete unit to yourself

[@idkafknhandlebrah]

bro dissed 95% of women 💀

[@letmeouturbasementbro]

🗿

[@JohnnyCosinus]

@@letmeouturbasementbro 🤓

[@spyboy0076]

​@@JohnnyCosinus💀

[@doggerlander]

Nah it doesnt apply to women

[@OVORICK1]

Bro has beef with manlets

[@dazaikinniee]

The 5’4 community will never forget

[@perry6269]

Dude i am 13 and 5'4

[@dazaikinniee]

@@perry6269👍

[@visical2130]

@@perry6269me too

[@visical2130]

@@perry6269nah nvm I’m 5’4 and a half so I don’t count

[@TheRealHerbaSchmurba]

@@perry6269cool

[@jcjaydencruz]

As a 5’5 person, I feel that I dodged a bullet.

[@andys_blackveilbride]

Same with me as a 5'3 person.

[@leonunez17708]

I'm 5"4 5"5 with boots my hand are size 7small

[@wajahatkhan-9004]

5.7 here

[@DevilSwapna]

Same as a person with a height 5'6 I dodged a bullet too

[@nanamilavender]

Same LMFAO

[@Pepper_m1ntxX]

As a human who stands at 5'6, i see this as a W

[@BlazingTermite]

Same lol😂

[@MikeyLee559]

Not really I fell hella short at 5'6" I mean like come on 3 more inches and would of been considered average height and kind tall for an Asian person lol

[@yasuma6692]

There's a second part of this video

[@skit-i8x]

@@MikeyLee559 same

[@rndm7907]

@@MikeyLee559 bro its a joke js accept ur short thats it

[@BonHamm]

“Fuck anyone who’s 5’4” absolutely sent me bro 😂

[@davemaltese]

bro just dissed half of asia 😂

[@owlcityforever3940]

😂😭

[@Mr.Lightshine]

Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless! And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved! 1. Believe that God sent His Son (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later. 2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!  3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever. 4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever. I'm Praying for you and you are loved! (Romans 10:9-13

[@6vll]

Question Is 5’6 that bad?😭

[@lucadreissger]

@@Mr.Lightshine naw they making religious bots now? 💀💅✨

[@ZozoMafia]

A girl whose 5’4 definitely broke his heart😭

[@Wrestlingwithalex]

It happened to me actually so it makes sense lol

[@FolkeBernadotte2]

That’s my immediate thought. His ex is 5’4”

[@isaachudson7285]

Same so I agree with him.

[@Walk.InHisWays]

5’4 female is a fun size to be with 🥵

[@wayhuncho6599]

@@Walk.InHisWays people need to stay away from you

[@Isass]

He converted feet to centimeters. Truly a legend

[@Minultima]

Feet > Centimetres for Height Centimetres > Feet for literally anything else

[@emperor8716]

​@@Minultimahell no feet are confusing as hell

[@lukedanashk]

@@emperor8716 I love feet.

[@TheSturgian]

​@@lukedanashk Not same

[@TheLordXanax]

​@@Minultima based

[@TheHiveGuyYT]

Bro just roasted Kevin Hart💀💀💀

[@TheHiveGuyYT]

​@gdsrgwsd-fh7vzwhy me

[@Elite_Success]

Average is 6'4 in those countries? Bro what? ​@gdsrgwsd-fh7vz

[@Ardante11]

And Katt Williams. They’re both the same height.

[@ThatGuyErazo]

5’ 8” person here. He’s 100% correct.

[@anonymousbeing318]

If I’m 12 and 5’8 am I safe

[@miajose660]

​@@anonymousbeing318 Most likely cuz you still have a lot of time to grow way more....but you might stop growing...but it's rare to stop growing at a young age

[@amit6875]

​​@@anonymousbeing318f you are a guy you have at least 2 - 4 more years to grow

[@insomniac2909]

Yeag

[@asmaiqbal1688]

​@@anonymousbeing318 you probably gonna end up 6'3+

[@thenewflashbli1ztjr682]

“Fuck anyone who’s 5’4” bro that caught me off gaurd 💀😭

[@theultimategamer1941]

I m 5'4...

[@Bombbu17]

I'm 4,11

[@elithebomberx3798]

@@theultimategamer1941 its kind of funny the average height for a fully grown woman is 5'4 bro just dissed a pretty good amount of women and most of my family members

[@theultimategamer1941]

@jacelidabomb bro I m 12

[@elithebomberx3798]

@@theultimategamer1941 why is that important?

[@ayyjackk7609]

“Fuck anyone who is 5’ 4” is crazy 💀

[@saturna1576]

Bet

[@wanzz3591]

Bet

[@Jamilamyfuture]

Be’ cuh

[@xoraider_]

its the average height for women

[@lxrdxrist]

Igh bet cuh

[@Abrams109]

5'9 SUPREMACY 👑🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@AP_Creation738]

His ex was definitely 5'4 💀💀

[@abdulaleem4223]

Exactly my thought

[@danielalicea5960]

Everybody has a 5’4 ex

[@meowstangerine]

😂😂 My 6 feet ex could hv been 5'4 ig

[@BDayYT]

So his ex is a 12 yr old?

[@rockysandman5489]

​@danielalicea5960 not me because I don't have an ex.

[@blueberyjuice8242]

As someone who is 5’5, i think I dodged a bullet here

[@Auzic6]

same, 5'3 here

[@jnl7196]

5’4.5 but I think I’m still growing. Finna hit 5 5 and dodge

[@AndyWardinho]

Same

[@lynh570]

same bro 5'5 is where its at

[@przypalonacebulka]

Im 5'4 but im growin

[@ImFloss4]

"fuck anyone who is 5'4" Mission unclear, I am now in jail.

[@enescircir6185]

😂

[@Chris_HT]

What☠️

[@taffles7498]

e

[@frousteg]

ayo???????

[@dominicraducanu8122]

I can’t 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀

[@V34035]

If you are 5.8 like me, dont be skinny because that makes you look small, that's it.

[@Close2silent]

Exactly I’m 5’8.5 and I have no option but to bulk up. U can only get away with being lean if you’re tall

[@Bosnianv1nce]

Bro fr be roasting every single soul in my class 💀😓 Don't like ot be this guy but, hole mole

[@spoonerooneyy_]

@@AlexReznov1913 how about you remember this ratio

[@carc4ss]

@@spoonerooneyy_ absolute W comment here you go good sir 👑

[@Phowgy]

He pretty much roasted atleast half of the 12-15 population

[@Skullzy111]

More like every single soul in my school

[@bogusbuddy]

I thought I was safe. I really did 😢

[@eliasujashvili7113]

Bro just roasted those little angry girls 💀☠️💀

[@personalive7962]

As a little angry girl I can confirm

[@None_here]

@• Betty • as a 5'6 boy I can confirm your phone number W rizz 🗿

[@Yeetusss]

​@@None_hereholy naw bro dream

[@АнтонВихорь-к3р]

​@@None_hereL rizz

[@veryfunnyguy7425]

​@@None_here so far youve gotten hate, but keep up yo journey (the worst she can say is a no LMAO)

[@uBreeze]

As someone who is currently 5’8”, was 5’4” for like a year and a half, and was 4’11” for like 3 years. This isn’t a mere personal attack, this is a fucking terrorist attack.

[@Gray_The_Aries]

As someone whos 5’10, L + Ratio

[@capteagle9]

Bruh...it was exactly same for me😮

[@Moonlith_Acres]

Father. When will I grow?

[@hira1058]

Anyone that's 5'8 has been 5'4 bro

[@Ziiro11]

As someone who’s 6’3… get shit on bud

[@dnd.sol0s]

*YESS, MY 5’ foot ass is SAFE*

[@GameN3rdz]

No you not 😂

[@dnd.sol0s]

@@GameN3rdz you right 🤦

[@Mattmister9822]

I thought I was 6’ when I was 18. Then I went to a baseball recruiting event and they measured me at 5’11.75” that might be one of the worst days of my life

[@chimera5542]

I just learned that your height fluctuates throughout the day, so you may very well be 6' in the morning after having rested flat. There's hope for you bro. And besides, that's tall enough to lie about it anyway. I'm around the same height. haha

[@richiemueller2158]

@@chimera5542thats so cap

[@GamingWithChf]

@@richiemueller2158 It’s very true. After keeping your back in a roughly right angle (in relation to gravity), your spine will straighten out

[@GamingWithChf]

Your height in metric would be above 180, so if you look up your metric length then you just might “regain” that height :)

[@BA-pu4gm]

@@chimera5542 It doesn't rly fluctuate though right? u just get a bit of a boost in the morning and then back to normal after like an hour

[@kanyesouth523]

as a 5’11.75 person i believe we are the most oppressed group in the world

[@marcusschnelzer2831]

I totally agree bro, its a struggle

[@zou1507]

*in America, in Europe the stereotypical "ideal men hight" is 180 cm or more (5,9 feet/10 55⁄64 inches)

[@alejandrop.s.3942]

I am 182cm (European, I don't get that weird feet system), and it's a nice height. Never in my life I have been called short, just once "average" by a toxic girl who looked like a dwarf. In my case, I look taller than I am (most people assume I am around 185cm), because I am slender I guess.

[@justin_02316]

Just grow lol

[@jaimereyes3583]

Lol

[@unkown753]

As a 5"6 My heartbeat 📈

[@YourLocal747]

I’m 5”6 as well

[@TIORUIZ07]

The same

[@akeok.n89005]

✌️

[@ThingSomeRandom]

You’re safe, until he expands this to a top 10

[@YourLocal747]

@@ThingSomeRandom OH HELL NOO

[@kratos-iu9bs]

Where my 5,9 brothers and sisters at!!!????

[@YWNISME]

Bro is hating on 5’4 Latinas 🔥

[@boobooscooboo]

Skinny tall blondes >>> brown ethic girls

[@Therealtruth2005]

I’m 511.75

[@aidenjohnson3178]

Bro I’m 4”10

[@50Steaks68]

@@aidenjohnson3178what the

[@billybobbodiddly5940]

No he’s not he’s saying to fuck them

[@unknownboy8236]

‘‘Fuck anyone who's 5’4’’ I felt attacked. 😭

[@Zetxh]

same bro fuck this guy :(

[@JJHere_]

Same 💀💀

[@christopherzilli6485]

Meee toooo

[@Coggie850]

I was praying that 5”4 wasn’t going to be on here but I’m not safe I’m 5”4 btw

[@buddybluegaming3222]

I feel like my fiance was attacked on the same roast and it was funny😂... I'm sleeping on the floor tonight 😅 wish me luck lads

[@joe_mama255]

bro really called out half of the 13-14 year olds going through puberty

[@remedy_lol]

Bro Fr took the highest viewer age average and did some math to screw us all up

[@blehbleh8662]

I’m fucking 5’8 and I hate it. I want to be 5’10

[@BacTheChill]

D*mn you f*ckin got me

[@hamptereater]

​@@BacTheChilldid u just cencor damn??????

[@BacTheChill]

@@hamptereater i got banned once for saying that 💀, and the reason is even worse (it banned me for Hate speech and Bullying)

[@complexindividual]

IM 4'11", AND YES THATS ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY TRUE

[@athar6511]

As someone who is 5'8" and whose mother is 4'11" I can confirm these are the worst heights to be

[@YourBoyRio6]

Age?

[@athar6511]

18.... I stopped growing since 13-14 was the tallest among everyone back then and then it suddenly stopped

[@enescoskun0123]

I'm 18 too, i'm 5'8" and my mom is 4'11" too omg

[@pranshuNikose]

Bro iam 5'8 and my mum is 4'11

[@HanaWiggler]

SAME

[@lil_693]

A 5'4 mf 100% stole his girl😂😂, the slight sad anger in his voice

[@GOLDENEYEAL]

suuuuuure... because girls love 5'4 guys

[@officialconch]

No it didn’t happen this height sucks fml I’m kms

[@untilm]

@@officialconchNo it doesn't

[@jumbo_doggo946]

@@officialconchdo it no balls

[@ICEcoldCobi]

@@officialconchover for u buddy ropemaxx

[@DutchDukeMan]

i'm 5'8 and i never felt short in my life until social media started telling me i was short

[@tree88717]

Same

[@angelica_eats69]

Same with me too I’m 5’3, irl I get told that’s an average height but social media on the other hand…

[@prasanna8990]

​@@angelica_eats69 you are a female so you're slightly lesser than average

[@emre7677]

Yeah

[@Mr.RueBean]

Also I’ve never had a girl reject me for not being tall enough. It’s only on social media I see that happening. I’m 5’8” as well. I’ve dated a couple girls taller than me and most were the same height or an inch or two shorter.

[@apkhackwithpc2]

I am a 5'4 guy and i wasn't expecting this 😂😂

[@HeisenbergFam]

Michael's ability to casually roast his viewers is a talent

[@itaykaduri11]

Bro owns youtube comments

[@gachafiend9550]

Why are you everywhere

[@spaghetti11111]

GET AWAY FROM ME

[@dojomaster8932]

Wsp bro

[@BobTheDolphin.]

Your heisenberg

[@fpluh]

"fuck anyone who's 5'4" "i already do "🍷🗿

[@d4rkl3g3nds9]

gyaddamn

[@qurklo]

Most underrated comment ever

[@AlbeBank]

Best youtube user ever

[@Curry_reviews]

Shut you goofy “IM A SIGMA” azz up bumbaclart lookin

[@amazingfireboy1848]

The first thing that popped in my mind when he said that.

[@myagu6723]

“fuck anyone who’s 5’4” bro hates the average woman 😂

[@breakdancerQ]

Nah, he's just telling us to fuck em. Which I agree with completely.

[@Anty_Praza]

​@VuSeki did he stutter?

[@FW_Leila]

@@breakdancerQbro gets no bitches😂

[@Thestupidham]

@@randomeyeshapes8612 it’s 5’4 in America and Britain, where I am most women aren’t even 5’2 💀

[@Comprends-ton-Dim]

He is gay

[@TdeProEra]

I’m 6’1 and I’d say 6’1-6’3 is the golden range. I’d rather be 6’4 tho 🤣🤣

[@portaldud344]

He really just said fuck you to 90% of the moms out there

[@savvy_592]

Literally my mom bro

[@SamuelSamuelSamuel1]

Not my mom, she’s 5’10, also idk why she’s so tall 😭

[@Masaaci]

My mom used to be 5,4 but now she's 5,2 I think the gravity has affected her body And also I'm currently 5,4😭

[@Changed.User100]

moms are short asf LOL

[@BoobAppreciator]

Both my parents are 5'5 but i somehow managed to reach 5'8 at 15 💀

[@mattismeee]

As a guy who is 5’4, I can confirm I am hated by society

[@rodoa.4466]

feel you bro

[@riyansiam6669]

U are not alone 🤝

[@incrediblebulk5091]

Same here😢

[@mejartomlinson7065]

Thankfully I am 5’5 😂

[@Cado_is_here]

us bro us

[@R0EREN]

As a 6’10 human being you’re either looked at as a god among men or a bum that didn’t make it to the NBA

[@anders7159]

Lucky bastard

[@Basedapple]

How's the air quality up there?

[@R0EREN]

@@Basedapple surprisingly I don’t get that one a lot lol

[@nonicknameee]

​@@Basedapple "what's the weather up there?" "It's raining" *spits*

[@Ro-nu7vv]

You can't even be in the military

[@Akxy_4]

As a 5'8 guy i can confirm he's Right 🤧

[@hitmengaming704]

As a 5'8 person i completely agree on what he said

[@roukrai444]

Yes bro

[@YJ-7]

I wanna grow to 5’10 but I’m already 18, I will always have faith until I’m 25 😂

[@SlumberBear2k]

yeah 5'8" isn't really short but it just won't do. (i'm 5'8")

[@Pranjal_____Prakash___]

​Go pull up when I was 15 my height stuck on 5.5😢 but at 17 I buyed pull up bar and i continue pull of almost 1 month after 6 month my eight reached at 5.8 now I wanna to do 5.11 let's see work or not currently 18.5 my age​@@YJ-7

[@Pranjal_____Prakash___]

​@@SlumberBear2k5'8 feel me shorts 🥴

[@juanchantaca3859]

As a 5’5 person I can confirm that we do indeed hate 5’4 people

[@finnwiesen]

Well we hate you to buddy

[@MELEMADE338]

I’m 5’7 but I don’t

[@genocide_enjoyer69]

@@MELEMADE338 but u hate 5'6

[@sleeperboi8701]

It's always Mexican men that are so short

[@extraaccount4852]

I am 5'4 and I also hate myself

[@Jakedasnake0426]

My moms 5’4, my dad is 5’11, my auntie is 4’11 and I’m 5’8, bro came after my entire bloodline 💀

[@deivid2525]

Your dad definitely followed this guy advice

[@egggamer1]

😂😂😂

[@simplecuts4]

​@@deivid2525bro tf💀💀 stop it

[@T_Clips24]

I’m the same bro 😂

[@R9fcm]

Me also 5'8 I'm tallest than my family also I'm number one tall at school

[@thepratikmore]

How the fvck youtube algorithm knew i am 5ft 4inch

[@itxFantom]

As someone who is 1’2 I can confirm we are living the life down here

[@AgentForeverSus]

Wait you exist? I’ve never noticed you!

[@eand4538]

Instead of learning to type u need to learn how to walk💀

[@levishonen]

Sorry I stepped on you, it won’t happen again

[@squishey_2.088]

@@AgentForeverSus wow that’s low, or maybe high? I’m not sure

[@mranonymous6821]

@@squishey_2.088 good one

[@TheMarissaM]

The 5’8 “depends on who you ask” is so personal to me 😂

[@UnbreakableApparel]

Same man

[@Goatlikeitornot]

Women who are 5'8 : 🦒 Men who are 5'8 : 🐜

[@harmanjeetsingh1631]

Same bro

[@TheRealBillix]

totally not what he said

[@mdnafiz1272]

Same 😅😅😅

[@johnpeiredaquavoii2213]

I'm 5'8"-5'9" and I can confirm what he said is true

[@MagicMonk3y]

With you there. It blows

[@Ldawg-Shorts]

Same

[@malopowers6195]

It's SOOOOO true

[@BrianSclebrinie]

I’m 4”11 no cap frfr

[@Dontgetyongbo33d]

Damn same

[@AKEditsAll]

I call my friend "4 foot 2 inch" 💀

[@JustNoobGuy]

As a 5' 5" person, I am officially relieved

[@KunFu-Memes]

same

[@amogus6nine]

Same😭😭🤣

[@arandomguy6181]

​@@amogus6nineamong us team

[@Theonewhoasked613]

im 13 and 5'5

[@Jonnysposts]

@@Theonewhoasked613I stopped growing at 13 lol been 5.5 ever since but if You have bunch of tall relatives then no worry lol you’ll probably still grow but if u have short parents don’t expect much growth 😭💀

[@itsAlolahere]

bro roasted every middle school class 💀

[@c01t3n24]

That’s where you’re wrong because I am 5’ 6’’ in 8th grade

[@DasherZF]

​@@c01t3n24 im 5'4" in 7th because im 12 so technically im still a 6th grader but im taller than every 6th grader and mainly shorter than every 7th grader

[@monkemonkey3977]

​@@DasherZF yall shorties, my 7th grade class had a male avarage of 6 feet

[@DasherZF]

@Monke Monkey I just check and realized that my whole grade is 5'8"-6"

[@iemandiemand2562]

I got a friend who is over 6.6 feet and is 15 years old

[@Nahinfarhan]

I saw that 5 foot 4 coming 💀💀

[@visical2130]

Im 5”4 and a half it don’t count for me

[@No_one_importantt]

i am barely 5'5

[@suggestedtigerr1151]

Jesus loves you. John 14:6 6 Jesus said To them, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. God bless you

[@kkvv3699]

​@@suggestedtigerr1151not if you're 5'4"

[@LostTemplate]

bro W Satanus (the new god) the rapture is upon us.@@suggestedtigerr1151

[@JohannesZarate]

I just got violated with that last one 💀

[@w_zizo]

as a 5'4 person I can confirm I am a person

[@og_yamiatan3957]

bro... same

[@FryingPanEdits]

Me too

[@igotwect3174]

Subhuman.

[@suuuiiii]

Me too

[@tannerbean2273]

I just grew to 5’5 like week ago 😅

[@GeorgeC78]

As a 5”8, I confirm that I can feel like Shaq one day and feel like Kevin Hart the other

[@gursimrangohir5113]

Same bro😂

[@digiorno1142]

I’m 5’10 it’s the same way, just called being medium height😂😂

[@JusticeForTheWin]

5'9 is avarage ​@digiorno1142

[@digiorno1142]

@@JusticeForTheWin I am aware

[@thegurlama7356]

So true I walk past someone shorter and im like damn Im kinda tall and not short then a 6,5 guy walks past me and im like nevermind😂

[@emmaa_knapp]

as a 5'4 12yo female, please do not take michael's advice. i can confirm many men are now in jail from it

[@kaedenthechampion4668]

Yoooo 😮

[@DecayedFucker]

💀💀💀💀

[@terakoinfinity9523]

Nahhhh☠️

[@8xus_1]

I’m 5’4, should I be scared

[@potato1084]

Yhh it’s a good height! Like markiplier

[@1982plaban]

why you gotta call out girls like that bro- 😭

[@JohnDoe-mx6xh]

"F anyone who's 5'4"." Yooo who broke our Mikey's heart. Must be a lady 😅

[@nitrostormskystriker478]

Nah 5'4 Is His type, that's why he said to fuck them.

[@video032]

thank god im 4'7" hehe...

[@Pen-Dragon__]

Thank goodness I’m 5’4.01

[@-Woodstock-Lastrussysux]

Me i am crawfish and now he hates anyone 5’4 because it reminds him of me😭

[@noone-oi2po]

I fucked everyone whos 5'4" and now wanted in 6 different states

[@AmongUs-mb4qx]

He literally roasted 90% of women in my area.

[@vgkharryd]

Asian?

[@bubbl-vv3kl]

​@@vgkharrydprobably

[@flyingtree5346]

he's talking to men 😁

[@orangescalefishy1258]

@@flyingtree5346 bro he’s not only talking to men 💀💀💀

[@flyingtree5346]

@@orangescalefishy1258 No 4: 6.5Feet(He says is a cool height) meaning:Is cool for men , not for women. So if he said is cool, he probably meant men. Again, No 2: 5.8Feet , (he says this height looks average) This is not average for women even in the U.S or in the world. But it is average for men. Get it? 😁

[@JohnWayne1107]

As a certified 5'12", i do blend in with the 6' guys

[@whatsmyname6142]

Nah your too short if it starts with a 5 it's bad news no exceptions

[@dvdside]

​@@whatsmyname6142 lmao what if it starts with a 4?

[@dvdside]

is that considered tall enough now?

[@joshuapena4684]

So you're 6 foot, do you not know inches to feet or?

[@joshuapena4684]

​@@whatsmyname6142 he's 6' tall

[@Immmkkk]

Bro is having real beef with lil Uzi vert rn 💀

[@Draymyzz]

"Fuck anyone who's 5'4" And I took that literally

[@MrGaming-jb2zd]

Now i have depression

[@malthekaczorholm2735]

I mean she said she was 18

[@sleep..deprived]

just a reminder the average height for a woman in the US is about 5’4 not saying thats it, just had to throw it out there

[@BruceWayne10]

@@malthekaczorholm2735 🔥🔥🔥

[@tdog64]

​@@MrGaming-jb2zd grow 4 inches. youll be close to close to average.

[@TheYangsta7]

5 ft 8 here, he hit the nail on the head. I'm short when surrounded by some ppl but tall with others.

[@Leo-nc3yx]

5'8 is about the average height in Asia nowadays, so you should be fine.

[@emperor4098]

Lol I was sad when he said 5 feet 8 but I am 13 so I am still growing

[@Ineffabile1]

@@emperor4098 no worries. You are probably going to be tall, if you are 5’8 at 13 you are tall for your age, you will probably be around 6’2/6’3 as an adult because when I was your age I was 5’2 and now I’m 5’9 at 18. I don’t think I’m still growing. Boys usually stop growing at 18. But one thing I can say is that I was always average for my age. I was never tall but never short close to my friends the same age as me or my classmates. So I think I grew in the average range. But your final height depends of a lot of different factors. Mostly on your own genetics, depending on your parents height. Like in my case my father was 5’10 and my mother is 5’3 so pretty realistic my height being 5’9. and also good nutrition, good nights of sleep, (since it’s when you sleep that you grow and your brain regulates your hormones), and also sports can help a little bit. Anyways, you’re good bro.

[@emperor4098]

@@Ineffabile1 Lol thx

[@ihategettingtermed6500]

It doesn’t really matter he’s 5’9 himself.

[@DanielFernandez-vf4nr]

Being 5'8 truly feels like you're average but feels short at the same time

[@Dominik_Horak]

because it is short, i'm 5'10 and in my country most men are same height or taller

[@Soap.--]

@@Dominik_Horak 5,7 is global average for men

[@Dominik_Horak]

@@Soap.-- maybe because there are many asians and also americans are short, but in europe 5'7 is average for women

[@crestas9]

It doesn’t feel average it feels short.

[@belalaburumman9749]

@@Dominik_Horakwhat is your country bro

[@MatisReligiosa-1x]

5'9 My boy 💪

[@BPS12484]

Manlet

[@MatisReligiosa-1x]

@@BPS12484 Big dig energy baby.

[@KarnageKabuto]

W

[@zaidinaumar]

Bro had somethin personal with 5'4 people bruh💀

[@mcmerry2846]

A 5'4" stole his girl

[@yes9752]

⁠his 5’4 girl was stolen

[@mantiwa]

Bro 💀💀💀

[@NotEbugaming]

Bruh I’m 5’4 I feel attacked rn bro

[@braydencullen4865]

I think a lot of Michael’s videos are based on things about his ex girlfriends

[@none_plays]

Blud forgot 9'11 💀💀

[@fewdsafa]

if u had to pick 1 of the three which one would u pick

[@sense.246]

He also forgot 9'11

[@none_plays]

@@sense.246 I wanted to say 9'11 but I misscliked

[@none_plays]

I edited it now

[@sense.246]

@@none_plays oh I thought you actually mean 7'11 lol, that's a good too tho

[@MysteryMusic512]

“Frick anyone who’s 5’4”!” *There’s been a bit of a misunderstanding Michael*

[@Naturexl]

🏃‍♂️*hmphh* *huggh* it appears.. there has been a big misunderstanding

[@hellofellowgamers4214]

*is this consent?*

[@otewentytwo]

😏🤨🍌

[@ashvideoer]

​@@hellofellowgamers4214 lmao

[@redflame5366]

Didn't do me yet

[@robyns_world_rw]

I love when you said fu** everyone who is 5’4” because Kamala Harris is 5’4” and I absolutely hate her good job bro🎉

[@al3xw33d]

lol

[@kunntakentay]

As a 5’8 male I can confirm that this height sucks. Some days you feel normal other days you feel short as hell. It would be a dream to be 5’10 or 5’11

[@maalikserebryakov]

there are bigger things in life but they wouldn’t look so big if you werent 5,8 lol

[@kunntakentay]

@@maalikserebryakov I’ll still whoop yo ass though 👀

[@rayaneali7239]

Im 5'10 and i feel short all the time But it's just height,it doesn't realy matter

[@kunntakentay]

@@rayaneali7239 yeah it’s not that big of a deal, we’re still considerably taller than most females anyway

[@pratikparbat341]

5 11 here ; the thing is that I am very much always the tallest in the room until there’s someone to bash my ego ; so don’t worry my friend. Even I feel short.

[@Vitreous11]

as a 5’3 and 3/4 person my day was genuinely improved by this

[@BarryAllen-TheFlash]

Lol

[@Big-bro2]

Same

[@hamzaelidrysy9366]

i know ur joking but deadass im 5.3 and 3/4

[@mochismybaby]

same dude😭😭😭

[@Evelynyoung1108]

Same 💀💀

[@michaelficarajr1343]

My 5’4 ass knew it was coming bro 💀

[@errox0123]

That is a big ass💀💀

[@kairavpatel1392]

@@errox0123 NAHHH NO WAY U JUST DID THAT 😭 😭

[@RapAparteid]

nah i was safe with 5'5

[@BrucethesausageYT]

same

[@brhubruh3872]

@@errox0123LMAO

[@danutekajokiene1862]

Dont stop grinding trust me

[@tobealonewithyou]

What grinding

[@Kain1805]

As a 5'7 person that 5'8 description hit me way too hard 😭

[@MaddLaddSaddLadd]

i relate too hard to this. I'm like 5'7.5 so its a weird stage to be in honestly

[@Rohan_7925]

@@MaddLaddSaddLadd why?? Explain

[@YourAverageSyriac]

As a Dutch kid i'm 5'9☠️☠️

[@vintagejock3951]

​@@YourAverageSyriac nearly everyone must be taller than you.

[@juju-vl7oj]

⁠@@Rohan_7925I’m 5’7.5 with no shoes also and I agree it’s a bit of weird stage because you feel so close to average but you’re slightly below average and it almost feels like you’d rather just be 5’5 and just have acceptance of the fact you’re short.. idk the only reason for me that height matters is in relation to attracting women because majority of women are height supremacist and their attraction to you can be totally determined by a mere inch or 2. So feeling so close but not quite is the issue.

[@AstroTotallyNot]

Man roasted every single classmate in 5th grade with 4’11💀

[@pekkasnipemaster]

I wish i was 4'11 in 5th grade, but i was probably like 4'7

[@RedEars]

​@@pekkasnipemaster bro💀

[@StygianXedits]

​@@RedEars bro im 13 and I'm still 4'10💀

[@Jvck_Edits1]

​@@StygianXedits I'm 14 and 5 foot 1 as a male so I'm also quite short...

[@Williamaftonspringtrap952]

@@pekkasnipemaster Hol up thats short in 5th grade?

[@bennrangphet7590]

Being 5’8 is underrated, easy gym gains, never have a problem with leg room and still taller than most girls.

[@grtf47]

absolutely right. People want to be tall but forget we gotta work extra hard to build muscle with our skinny legs and arms. You can fill all that space up easier.

[@MIKE2111ful]

Going to the gym is useless unless you do some other activity outside of it I'm a soccer player so going to the gym is essential for me but whenever i see people that just work out for the sake of it and then go just go home eat cheetos brag about their workout makes me cringe

[@alZiiHardstylez]

Yeah dude. Jealous of the easier ROM. 5'8-5-10 is like the best qol lifter.

[@kristaphorgraves4175]

@@MIKE2111fulyou’re right I’ll just stay home and eat my Cheetos and get fat instead. Dunce.

[@celeste6077]

Taller than most girls? Where are u from

[@fr0z3n33]

The perfect height is genuinely 6’0, 6’1, 6’2, 6’3 and 6’4 if you are one these then it’s the perfect height to be as a guy anything above that is too much and anything below is alright but you will face criticism from people

[@koizu5324]

As a 171 cm male, I narrowly escaped my death.

[@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238]

Same as a173 cm male

[@justalonelypoteto]

lucky mf

[@anon1963]

why you short

[@koizu5324]

@@anon1963 So I can get Jacked easily.

[@BrazilianImperialist]

Hi brother

[@suhaib8464]

The 5’8 one is so true, you’ll have moments where it’s like damn I’m the tallest dude in the room right now, then the next you’re thinking about the poor genes you were passed on cause you ain’t 5’11

[@user-qy6tu9ip9v]

Damn this comment spoke to me.

[@Skatingprogress]

Yeah it is a weird height. Sometimes the tallest and sometimes the shortest. Its still in the realm of average so it could be worse, but I definitely wish i was much taller.

[@JaxxAttack]

@@Skatingprogressagreed.

[@dhrHeskeflem]

I'm 6 feet and almost never the tallest in the room. This is around average in the Netherlands.

[@JaxxAttack]

@@dhrHeskeflem Yeah, where I live in the US it’s mostly Scandinavians and the majority of people at my school are well above 6ft it seems. So while I’m technically average I feel tiny. It sucks ass bruh. I’m mostly Norwegian too.

[@rohith8830]

5'8 in American high schools🤢👎 5'8 in Indian high schools🗿👍

[@GojoS8]

No one gives a F about you smelly indians why you guys are under every comment section? Stop dragging your sh*tty country under every comment section🖕

[@JeminatorGaming]

lol no way that's a good height in Indian high schools. I'm also an Indian & 6'1 tall at 15 but there are still 4-5 taller guys than me in my grade lmao. The current generation is way taller at least where I live ( Mumbai ).

[@LordShrek420]

As I am Indian, I can confirm

[@harshvardhanpatil2837]

All my friends including me are, on avg, 5'10" Personally I am 5'11''

[@misbaah-ul-haq4253]

Most people genuinely overestimate how tall they are,I'm only 6ft but I absolutely tower everyone,most teens who think they are like 6'3 are not even 6ft.

[@urahara_kisuke_6]

Being a 13 yo 5'4 i didnt expect that 💀

[@_JM-]

As a 5’8 man this is accurate as hell. I’ve had girls who were 5’0 tall call me short and girls who were my height say I’m average 😂 it depends on who your talking to and how superficial the girl is

[@ekio3572]

true that. as a guy who prefers taller woman, 5 8 is the sweet spot

[@vulnerableporbeagle2611]

bro idk why but short girls into tall guys tall girls aren't

[@buck8266]

Short and average height girls calling average height men short is the stupidest thing I've heard

[@LeadLeftLeon]

5 ft 8 guys better off with girls around their height anyways

[@ruin7954]

@@buck8266 I know right? Got me worried I’m 5’6 lol

[@NightOwlYT.]

Bro called himself out with that 5’4 💀

[@garvellokenxvi]

The worst height is 9'11" becouse everyone you meet will ask you where is your twin

[@vblox6]

🗿

[@butcheredalive]

I half wish I was 4’2.0”, maybe I’ll get free weed

[@garvellokenxvi]

@@butcheredalive Does the other half wish you to reach 6'9"?

[@heckinbasedandinkpilledoct7459]

Clever 😂😂

[@ጽጽ]

Nice one 😂

[@aakashdarshan679]

I feel so attacked rn 😭😭

[@eternaldream4185]

Bro dissed all the freshman w that last one 💀

[@tepplays4028]

Nah bro the average freshman is like 5'8 now inflation is crazy

[@rtrw129]

​@@tepplays4028 bro what

[@EazyLoot999]

@@rtrw129 I’m 5’10 in 8th grade

[@zenoblazenkv]

​@@MistaPHyt 😂😂😂

[@Muken385]

@@tepplays4028 do you know what inflation even means? lol stop trying to sound smart

[@itsnavassj5853]

As a 5'8 I agree 😭

[@NateG4Three]

Hey man, tough to be an NFL QB at 5’8

[@xahxyy1551]

Fellow 5'8

[@Pok679]

Im 5,8 but im just 12

[@xConoooR1]

@@Pok679 hahaha unlucky kid I’ve been 5’8 since 13🤣🤣 am 26

[@xConoooR1]

@@Pok679 be happy while you’re one of the tallest😂😂😂

[@k3nj1r0_1]

Thank God he didn't say 5'7 💀🙏🏼

[@Basab-f4w]

Frr Dude Frrr,

[@thatoneguyronan7450]

ong

[@Cluley.]

Frr 😂😂🙏🙏

[@BleachPZ]

🔫🔫🔫

[@robertmetcalf6658]

we out here average af

[@Thorfinn96]

As a man who stands at 5'2, this is absolutely win

[@fbi1083]

Bruh i thought i was safe for a second but then i saw the 5'11 one 💀

[@KingBongBoon]

By the way, michael storen is 5'11 aswell! He wasn't just dissing you he was basically complaining about his own situation at the same time. so at least you get to be the same height as him lol

[@simonshrestha9518]

Nah 5.11 is not bad just wear a shoe and boom you are now 6 foot

[@vinzdetalo9816]

My tall ass shoes that adds an inch on my height: 💀

[@Cutiepatutie888]

6’5… I’m On The Border

[@anyo_mations]

that was the first one bro lol

[@NotZeeHeatLair]

Bro singlehandedly roasted every middle schooler

[@Produck_]

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[@Nicky_Lesgooo]

Fr 💀

[@ieverhart]

Execpt for being taller than 6'5

[@RoflcopterLamo]

@@ieverhart uhhhhhh….

[@V72_]

Everyone in my 7th grade classroom was 5’4” or very close to it.

[@TJLairYT]

Well as a 5"7 i see this as absolute win

[@Hikerdom420]

same im 5,7 too 😂

[@pleaseenteranamelol711]

im 5'9. perfect ordinary height

[@XBlazePS3]

same here im also 5'7

[@AbhilashM726]

Me too. Not too short nor too tall. Gets most things in my life done

[@TJLairYT]

@@AbhilashM726 5"8"?

[@cooltostar]

As a 13 year old who is 5 foot 4, I can confirm nothing

[@ghgffr7886]

Am 13 and I'm 5 '11

[@ThorsShadow]

I'm 5'11, 180 cm. To my fellow 5'11 bros: If she's complaining about an inch, you know she's a gardening tool.

[@sebastiangraythorne86]

a rake

[@guidomista8448]

​@keretsolievupru9714 no silly goose, she's a John Deere X330 42 inch deck.

[@oliverwhittington9461]

@@Eval48292 vogele super 1803-2 tarmac layer cos all she can produce is flat surfaces.

[@V1nturas]

u do know that u can be taller than 6'0. it's just that couple inches is on something else if yk 😏

[@NoahErikkson]

If Minecraft taught me anything “don't waste diamonds on a hoe”

[@sezmaIoin]

"and then #1. don't ask me why..." "he'll never guess m-" "5'4"." "FUCK"

[@YoussefMohamed-km4sw]

Lol same

[@kirby456]

XD

[@karwane1]

don't let social media brain rot you, it's not that bad.

[@priyanthikadesilva7527]

Lol 😂

[@kirby456]

my gf is 5'4

[@xmangle5382]

I'm 5.7 and it fucking sucks, almost every woman it's around my height and i get ego'ed by people who are a lil bit taller on the daily

[@yannick2968]

Where u from?

[@xmangle5382]

@@yannick2968 Brazil

[@nonameman7114]

those fears are in your head don’t let them gain more power than you. Chances are the people judging you on your height are usually hiding behind their own insecurities and fears. What makes you a better person is overcoming those fears and showing the world you’re fearless.

[@jaydenrussell7491]

@@xmangle5382 lol the average height for a man in Brazil is 5 ‘7 be glad you don’t live in America like me where if your not 6 ft your a disadvantage

[@Soluçohiccup]

​@@jaydenrussell7491 Do you mean just with girls?

[@ChickenNugget11-w4d]

Bro dissed all of china with that last one💀