Top 6 Funniest Moments In Slay the Princess

According to me solely and personally. But these bits made me laugh more than maybe any others.
(Spoiler warnings, obviously! And beware the following trigger warnings:
The Tower: Loss of bodily autonomy; forced suicide
The Razor: Self-dismemberment, excessive gore
General: Blood, death, flickering images, scopophobia warning)

[@headphones2308]

Voice of the Contrarian, whenever we pick up a knife: "Throw it out the window! :D" Voice of the Contrarian, when we meet the Razor Princess: "Can we throw her out the window?"

[@funguy3259]

Contrarian likes throwing sharp objects out windows

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Contrarian is the intrusive thoughts ​@@funguy3259

[@heatherashby830]

Apparently

[@heatherashby830]

It would be funny if you could defenenstrate the razor or any princess

[@coolepic519]

@@funguy3259And then theres Stubborn who likes Smashing Mirrors

[@Resetium]

"BEHOLD, THE PERFECT WOMAN!" Anyway, yeah I want to befriend the pile of blades please.

[@rainbowrose8802]

I like that in that moment the cold feels pain for the princess

[@greenhydra10]

Befriend, or "befriend"?

[@Resetium]

@@greenhydra10 Befriend. I'm not *that* horny.

[@TheAndermany]

@@greenhydra10 Why not both?

[@janamato6579]

The laugh I laughed at that line. Me too. Me too

[@michaelearl6765]

"I'd like to look at a bird." "You can look at a bird later." "Yes, but if I was looking at a bird now I wouldn't be here."

[@bearbones7913]

Ah the hero's journey in a nutshell

[@attackcats]

Which route is this XD I wanna see it lol

[@michaelearl6765]

@@attackcats it's in The Razor if you ask her what she wants to do if she gets out and follow up on it.

[@funguy3259]

The protagonist: Am i a joke to you?

[@spooki3382]

Jokes on you! You ARE a bird!

[@naijachan]

Honestly, the entire Nightmare scene is a blast. The Hero's awkward chanting in the background always cracks me up. He is terrible at it.

[@madam-mint]

He’s doing his best-

[@naijachan]

@@madam-mint this is true :D

[@xanadu6784]

A tiny, easy to miss funny moment I love is when the deconstructed damsel gets taken by the Shifting Mound, there's a few frames where she gives a hilarious shocked face, like 😮. Cracks me up every time.

[@KinamOfMyth]

If you like that, try to force The Witch to go up the stairs before you while you have the knife. ^^

[@animationfan4644]

I like the part during the wraith route when you try to leave, and the Narrator says "screw you, the hallway gets longer."

[@Gentle_Dude]

Narrator: Do you Trust me? Paranoic: Sorry, lost the track, what were u asking me? Narrator: i asked, Do you trust me? Paranoic: Oh, right, Fuck you.

[@instantdoodles4828]

3:04 Hero's genuine concern gets me every time 😭"Whose meat?! Not ours, right?"

[@4ZRA3L562]

Oh i get it MEAT AS IN A WEINER

[@RiptoGakt]

"I assure you, there's nothing there." "There" being her secret places. *That* would have been painful if she did. 🤣

[@snoozymac2377]

​@@RiptoGaktPlot twist, she did. The arm blades were just more reachable.

[@literallyeveryytbereverpar9629]

the ENTIRE razor route had me dying. There are a lot of funny moments in this game, but no other route has just the non-stop comedy the razor does imo

[@6Unknown_Source9]

couldn't agree more, that route had me dying of laughter from the "Bird" bit, to "HEHE", to "The LOOK" and ofcourse the "Perfect Woman"

[@andistansbury4366]

"Can we throw her out the window?" -Contrarian 2023

[@chukyuniqul]

The entirety of the wraith route if you have the opportunist with you.

[@andistansbury4366]

"You're doing great!" Opportunist, when Princess is about to escape and end the world.

[@getthedunkon9347]

Favorite part of the last scene is that after Paranoid says to not trust the narrator, the Narrator asks him if he wants to trust the nightmare. Paranoid relents saying that he'd rather go with the one that doesn't shut their organs down.

[@chpeoples]

I love the thorn ending it's funny on how the opportunist, smitten, and hero force the narrator to describe the kiss.

[@Frying-the-snow]

"Aaaaaaand...? :] "

[@insanities120]

There's an even better moment where the voice of the cheated comments on the Razor's leg blade when you charge straight at her. It's so fuckin' funny.

[@instantdoodles4828]

"Bull-sheitt" -Voice of the Cheated

[@FormerlyMantisDragon1995]

Damn, I wish the part where the voices were forcing the Narrator to narrate the Hero kissing the Princess was part of the video. You should make a part two of this >w>

[@DanOfTheCosmos]

"you've lost speaking privilages" that got me laughing like hell, bahahah

[@IronVigilante451]

We forgot about the look

[@Gentle_Dude]

Ah yes... The *Look*

[@-stickynote-3273]

Everyone knows about *The Look*

[@ScreamsGeo]

Even *I* know about *The* *Look* .

[@green_shell2213]

Sigh. You give the princess…*The Look*

[@NickJrQuiachon]

• and a rosy blush rushes to the Princess cheeks as she breaks into a wide grin. Unbelievable.

[@apolimeow]

There needs to be a separate video just for the contrarian he’s the absolute funniest lmao

[@andistansbury4366]

Hell yea!

[@TheAndermany]

This is the first time I've ever seen razor and I think I'm in love

[@kaazimsheikh9034]

You forgot the part where birdface kisses the princess and the voices keep pushing the narrator to describe it. I also thought the part where the narrator had to keep saying "she skewers you."

[@RandoSando.]

The hero saying holy shit at the pile or razors and paranoid just saying fuck you to the narrator were peak moments

[@gibusspy5544]

"Behold, the perfect woman!" the fact that the voice sounds like the tf2 spy makes it better than it already is

[@garcellonodello1461]

Honorable mention: “Give her the look”

[@NightRainPanda]

HOLD IT THE OTHER WAY! THUMB AT THE BOTTOM!

[@critrabbit8975]

God, I love Voice of the Smitten. You can tell the voice actor is really having fun.

[@eclipsicalbluestocking1182]

My favorite is when you tell Damsel you want to end the world and she happily agrees

[@noahmcdonald2993]

Then there's the conversation choice where you and the princess flip each other off in the Adversary

[@professionalsleeper6281]

Wait, what about *the look?*

[@leonardodavinchi7693]

*The* *look* . We've all used it.

[@reynauldwhistles2338]

Even I know about the look.

[@Unknown-eo7ob]

​Yeah, do you not know about the look?

[@glasses2926]

[THE EXPRESSION]

[@ToozdaysChild]

@@glasses2926 Let her know you want her. _Physically._

[@ghostie165]

The Voice of the Paranoid and The Voice of the Contrarian have got to be my favorites due to the sheer level of SASS Shoutout to The Voice of the Hero for dealing with our shit the entire time

[@Panzerman65]

My favorite is giving her *”THE LOOK”*

[@Kayta-Linda]

How *dare* you not include kissing the Thorn!

[@coolepic519]

Yeaaah but that wasnt really funny was it. i feel like one of the dialouges from when witch just drops the chain would be funnier

[@reubensalter8125]

​@@coolepic519It's funny in the sense that the narrator hates it and Opportunist is like "Oh please I think he actually likes romance."

[@Hkuchler]

One of my personal favorites is after the witch lock you in the basement and everything disappears and she’s just stood there like “oh…hi. No hard feelings right?”

[@denifnaf5874]

*Clank* *Clank* *Clank* *slash* *Aaaaaaaaa!!!!*

[@snoozymac2377]

You're very *_stubborn_* about this, aren't you?

[@aelechdeepestflame4347]

In-no-cent Princess!

[@antoniogaravo9289]

2:07 if i had a nickle for every time i saw a character explode into sword whilst somehow still being alive i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. I am the bone of my sword steel is my body and fire is my blood i created over a thousand blades unknown to death nor known to life i whistood pain to create many weapons yet those hands will never hold anything so, as i pray : unlimited blade works

[@Zobuyta]

the look

[@anaclaramartins2888]

Obsessed with the start of chapter 3 apotheosis

[@THEMEATYPIT]

I fucking knew i recogniced that voice the archives

[@Nello_angelo]

The look 🗣️🔥🔥

[@LilianEtchaide]

The wraith route with the opportunist, it's incredibly funny

[@andistansbury4366]

"you're doing great!"

[@LilianEtchaide]

​@@andistansbury4366 "THANK YOU"

[@GamerMage2k-kl4iq]

The look- THE LOOK- DO THE LOOK

[@manuelacuna4188]

Hold up. What's scopophobia?

[@amistakewasmade6626]

fear of faces I think

[@goldenaxolotl9718]

Fear of eyes/being watched

[@Resetium]

Fear of being seen.

[@phucdisshiet6838]

Fear of scope and/or scorpion and/or scorpio

[@KevinTheOkay]

no T H E L O O K ?

[@Dark-Blue-Diamond]

You forgot about “the look”

[@sp3dweed673]

Two Words: "The Look"

[@LilacRose-rp8vw]

Might be a hot take, but pretty much any time the narrator gets annoyed with us is pretty funny

[@andistansbury4366]

Are you the Contrarian wearing one of those comedy glasses?

[@snoozymac2377]

​@@andistansbury4366Uhh, yes I think?

[@Mr.Quinge_Twilight]

T h e L o o k

[@GM_Neo]

Give Razor "The Look"

[@Kenneth-dh5fq]

For the next funniest parts of slay the princess you should do the arms race it's really funny could you please do that🙏🙂👍🤣

[@brok8085]

How do you get the voice of the hero to say heart lungs liver nerves? And on what path is voice of the hero "sick of narrators shit"?

[@andistansbury4366]

I think that's chapter 3 Tower

[@KerbalRocketry]

hehe :3

[@Experiment_number_06]

How did you forget _The Look_

[@Ananasik822]

What about "the *look* "

[@NoMouthNoScream]

Don't remember which one it is but voice says something to us about narrator and when narrator coments on it "I can hear you, you know" he just says quitely " shit "

[@kentrellmitchell966]

Voice of paranoid is who your talking about.

[@nunoosorio3832]

Clearly, you haven't explored The Adversary enough.

[@BlitzHUB_Ky]

DnD bard can turn it into Lay the princesa

[@snoozymac2377]

Damsel? Nah, screw that. Thorn.

[@dean9g4]

Wheres "The Look"

[@connorhaddock-yw2dt]

what about... "the look"? 😏🤨

[@AbsurdlySilly]

What about *the look.*

[@huskymafia6020]

how could this not include The Look?

[@JohnPabloEsposito]

You forgot about *the look*

[@applenoobthepro5200]

😂

[@snoozymac2377]

Not _the look?_

[@meherinmouly]

Lol

[@PlasmaPulsade]

You forgot *_The Look_*

[@user-zl1vf4me1p]

where is "the LOOK"?

[@NovumSB]

What is number 6 about?

[@xmarkovicx]

1:26 What's that?

[@snoozymac2377]

Apotheosis

[@sheersternfeld1914]

Do I just have a terrible sense of humor? I don't find most of these funny.

[@cooks1042]

you forgot 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙆 in the game