Top Gear S18E01 - Argument

[@jackguest145]

The fact that they can go from the design of the back of a supercar to the length of the penis bone of the sperm whale proves that it is one of the best shows of all time

[@absolutelyrandomful]

We're getting off topic...

[@captin3149]

@@absolutelyrandomful Are we though?

[@dominikwojtas3643]

I just want to remind you guys that it was all scripted

[@captin3149]

@@dominikwojtas3643 semi-scripted* Although I'm sure they more heavily script than they used to.

[@Oly1y]

Just proves the script got worse later on

[@respectedgentleman4322]

Clarkson is fun to listen to but he must be such a pain to have an argument with. Doesn't matter how much logic you have he will come up with some outrageous line and put you totally off.

[@tbn22]

That's why he's hilarious

[@acelennygaming]

Who needs logic when you have horsepower and torq? POWER!

[@Filip_Phreriks]

It's just banter. Het is actually a pretty intelligent man.

[@GoTfan-eb8tk]

He's playing a character.

[@BB-kw5bz]

Love him on TV but I guess he can be a fucking pain for his colleagues when the camera is off.

[@vinayakprabhu240]

The word babboon had a lot of bass.

[@unnamedjohn9663]

damn u right

[@markkoetsier6475]

Buhbeeewn

[@imakevidsable]

Burger

[@SASMADBRUV7]

Also because of the way Clarkson speaks

[@joelbmathew3195]

Bruh boon

[@williamseward82]

They half agreed with him and he was still fighting back XD

[@hybridAbsol]

william seward Jeremy is always looking for an excuse when someone else beats him in a discussion

[@ThatLaloBoy]

Jeremy is always looking to beat someone. Just ask his producer. Oh wait...oops.

[@rencaelum4396]

@@ThatLaloBoy oopsie

[@mobeenzaffar4434]

@@ThatLaloBoy you utter child

[@epicengines2565]

@@hybridAbsol lol they didn't beat him. James was wrong when he said thats as far as the aventador goes. It ended up beating the other two around Monza.

[@alexanderhill5206]

Jeremy: "You want it to be made out of the foreskin of a whale" Hammond: "I don't actually, not specifically" 😂😂

[@firstescobar6863]

Some hyper luxury vehicles have those kind of interiors unfortunately

[@alexanderhill5206]

@@firstescobar6863 I can believe that. It's not good. But when there is money to be made from "Luxury"....businesses don't care unfortunately.

[@firstescobar6863]

@@alexanderhill5206 I feel bad for the whales. It doesn't sound good on the whale population it seems

[@GXtera]

I want it to have the gear lever to be from the penis bone of a BABOON.

[@boiledegg6788]

@@firstescobar6863 nahh it's fine, they get them from the rabbi whale.

[@itsthezeke9022]

"You can go on holiday, in that exhaust." Makes no sense but you gotta agree.

[@Alpostpone]

What's this? A holiday resort for ANTS?!

[@EltonBeatles]

@@Alpostpone It has to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!

[@MrWolfSnack]

It makes perfect sense. The exhaust has no reason to be that big. It's purely for gaudy materialism.

[@ItsGhoulUK]

1:38 "we're getting off topic" continues to talk about new topic

[@thehammurabichode7994]

You people are fucking killing me

[@smeethaneets9241]

@@thehammurabichode7994 sorry

[@lilbang0623]

"we're getting off topic" = let's get off topic

[@mercedesbenzformula1]

"It's made out of the interior of an Audi" that's brilliant

[@stefanor6579]

mercedesbenzformula1 but is wrong, the Aventador is 100% Italian (engine, transmission, chassis and interior) infact have the air vents from Iveco (no joke) only the infotainment software is from Audi... the Huracan share parts with Audi

[@novemberdelta1282]

@@stefanor6579 You hear that? That's the sound of the joke flying over your head.

[@towrap3516]

@@novemberdelta1282 him dont a gette di joke

[@aaryeshg.6526]

@@stefanor6579 isn't the awd system derived from Audi? They understeer a lot like many Audis with the quattro system...

[@GUNNERRESISTANCE]

Stefano R r/whoosh

[@dredgenheresy]

“A MEDDY-EVIL AXE”

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Do you not know the term medieval

[@eatfarts3024]

Jim Crow yeah Americans learned lots a great things from our English overlords like slavery and Excise taxes, real estate taxes, and occupational taxes but we forgot how to speak properly our bad.

[@SamaelVR]

I love when Britbongs get triggered

[@lorenzomijorus]

A medeeeeeevil Ax

[@MrEpeeFencer]

@ People in different parts of the world speak a little differently? Well imagine that.

[@mikerobertson]

1:50 James: “Can I just say something?” Jezza: *”Y E S”* Not sure why I found this so funny 😂

[@sasgo8452]

1:18 this is the moment in every argument where the person you're arguing with uses the wildest and most unrelated comparison which results in the argument going a completely different direction from where it started.

[@goreoproductions6955]

Love how you can see clarkson think about and commit to the penis analogy lmao

[@manoxgarg]

*CARGUMENT*

[@mothusimaake1566]

You god damn son of a bitch. That's Einstein levels of genius.

[@jackarthur4673]

Well done 😂

[@SPACECOWBOY705]

BRAVO GOOD SIR 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@H8ts]

I've had more laugh from this single video than from the whole series 23 so far...

[@thesandwich5321]

Two years later I can still feel the hatred!

[@gius4real415]

@@thesandwich5321 THREE years later. Nothing's changed.

[@rogemillecastillo3183]

@@thesandwich5321 Because the new one sucks old balls. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mario-wr3py]

4 years later and I'm still not laughing. I haven't even watched it because there is no chemistry between the new guys

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

@@Mario-wr3py its stiff as fuck

[@picil]

This trio can argue about anything and still wonderfully interesting

[@Generalscorpio]

I love how this is titled "argument" as if that isn't a good summary of basically every episode of Top Gear ever. (And the new version doesn't count).

[@CPNetherclift]

James was atually about to say "The Whale bone of a sperm penis" 😂

[@ked4]

"This is this square that moves about"

[@emetofreak]

best quote from the argument

[@charliebeijerstube]

Piazza del Duomo in Lecce, such a good place to have an argument at

[@victorsonnevelt5413]

It is a fantastic place and very beautiful!

[@scrambleegg1987]

I really don’t understand how many people like looking at old buildings, I really couldn’t give half a shit.

[@williamtaylor2630]

@ 1:32 is by far the best part of this ahahahah

[@deadmanwalking971]

No, this is the best few seconds. 2:06

[@numberjuan5837]

”But it isn’t made out of the foreskin of a whale” that was delivered in a serious tone 😂😂😂

[@nothajzl]

“We’re getting off topic” haha

[@endoanimations]

LET’S GIVE IT GUNS! SPACE ROCKETS!

[@samakshuppal]

Jeremy is absolutely right about the Aventador! It is one of the best supercars in today's market!

[@callumpenman5992]

Samaksh Uppal nah not anymore, would much rather a 458 speciale, 488 gtb, f12 berlinetta/tdf, Porsche 911 turbo S, 911 R, 911 gt3/gt3 RS, 911 GT2 or even the huracan performante.

[@mk-daysai4330]

Callum Penman ha! i laugh on you peasant who denies a masterpiece that the aventador is.

[@NathanSisco]

Maharshi K Desai practically every other performance car on the market is faster then the Aventador. Even the "lower" huracan is better with it's double clutch versus the Aventadors single clutch

[@DozIT]

I gotta say I’d have to pick a GT3 or a 720s over an Aventador, but it’s still a fantastic car!

[@hybridAbsol]

It just an Audi R8 in a funny bodykit

[@louniecostas7858]

This kind of argument is what I really miss 😔 Legends 👍

[@_Lawyer_]

James - I understand exactly what your saying.. Jeremy- Well good!! With that Back to the studio...😂😂

[@louniecostas7858]

Never getting bored to watch and listen to these 3 gentlemen argue all day everyday 😂😂😂

[@haoussazakariaaek3660]

I believe every old Top Gear challenge always starts with An Argument 😁😂

[@khreon27]

"where do you find the best burger?" -california *texans charging in"

[@MrDeathMachine]

California is the last place I’d go for any food. They all consume soy. The South is where it’s at.

[@1411rammstein]

@@MrDeathMachine thats a whole country of food youre missing out on

[@darrinnoble]

I wish one of them would say, "Just because you're driving it, doesn't mean its absolute perfection. Because you'll have broken it by tomorrow."

[@andrewmckenzie292]

Best episode of Top Gear in a long time.

[@yuh-fv7ds]

Jeremy: “We’re getting off-topic” Jeremy, 3 seconds later: “Sperm whales...”

[@mattevans4377]

I was about to say "Where is the Ferrari?", then I remembered the point of the road trip, lol.

[@Fitzroyfallz]

I feel this title is rather vague... I did't realise there was a clip of the 3 knobs NOT arguing!

[@alexolvera6403]

Them arguing is 47x better then the current top gear.

[@ghulamsarwar9680]

The best 3 idiots ever, full stop, i miss these guys

[@spazzar6649]

Probably the most entertaining 3 minutes I've watched!!

[@folkengames]

This is the dumbest of all their arguments and I love it.

[@error404blah]

Jeremy is 100% right about what all supercars should be about.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

And what was that?

[@justinl8791]

"Penis bone....of a baboon" Ok, that's a new one. XD Real talk: I still do prefer the Aventador. It's psychotic but also still drivable.

[@shaned1500]

I love the way the Noble looks

[@supertyfon1736]

love there arguments.

[@ihathtelekinesis]

1:02 I can confirm Woking looks exactly like that.

[@incog_nizant]

I miss this show.

[@curry_whorst1395]

I can listen to them arguing on & on. Hilarious.

[@Boxscot49]

I could listen to them banter about stuff all day

[@Blissful_Simp]

Clarkson sounded like a bass drum when he said 'baboon'

[@arjb1046]

This is brilliant, but I like this.

[@Aaron71222]

I got that reference 😀 UP(EXCLAMATION MARK)

[@123Jokkmokk123]

My lord, 0:26 is a good angle on a orange Aventador!

[@glaize5005]

"You want it to be made out of the foreskin of a whale" Ah yes, the very definition of an exotic material according to Clarkson's dictionary.

[@AndrewMorton116]

Amazing

[@tropichydra7190]

I feel like in most of there arguments Hammond says nothing and it's only James and Jeremy fighting

[@rahulkoti]

Get drunk and listen to this argument and it’s 100 times funnier

[@aimandaniel708]

literal gold.

[@JYMAHJAMES]

the Aventador has aged the best out of all of them so that says alot

[@elijahrafaelsistoso4771]

1:55 reference from Harry Potter 😎

[@shriharihudli8596]

Wingardium Leviosa!

[@MNGLD-do2kc]

To me the noble looks so darn good it’s so simple but yet it just so sporty and powerful idk

[@Aaron71222]

Ahhhhh I miss the old days

[@theshadowman1398]

Jeremy is really something else

[@nyyankees4296]

These three were simply the best

[@lijukunchandynellimootilho5037]

You could go holiday in that exhaust died 🤣

[@unhandydaddy5117]

Uk hammond absolutely loves that Aventador lmao

[@Kevin_VER]

jeremy has made the only good choice, the Aventador is a fantastic car

[@shrimpflea]

I'd take the McLaren over the Audi (Aventador) any day :)

[@keyboardwarrior327]

All wheel drive automatic pile of garbage. There hasn't been a proper rear wheel drive manual V12 Lamborghini since 1999.

[@hybridAbsol]

Its an Audi R8

[@maaaaaarccc2348]

@@hybridAbsol you're fucking daft. The HURACAN is an R8, not the Aventador.

[@Sirdiggar]

@@maaaaaarccc2348 It's still an Audi. The last real Lamborghini was the Diablo. It's generic Audi crap now with no heart or soul.

[@k7y]

0:08 there's a video of a guy on youtube who goes on holiday on his car's exhaust.

[@anandnairkollam]

That mclaren is so beautiful

[@johnracy2871]

This is what new top gear will never manage. They're clearly just a few friends bantering, and giving each other shit.

[@blakejackson35]

I love that Mclaren the most of the 3

[@thekingofoktimes]

"Do you know what they styled this to look like?" "Uhh... Lamborghini?" Lol!

[@drachula1184]

I think the best cars for this would be a Ferrari 458, Lamborghini Aventador and a Pagani Zonda/ Huayra. At least one of them got it right.

[@rajatstudio]

The Stig used 458 in this episode. Guess that makes up for it.

[@nukebarbarbarian3735]

That is why it is the best show in the world

[@derrickam2102]

We're going off topic😂😂

[@MightyDoomerChannel]

Top Gear in my Lecce ❤️

[@sparrowman]

I really think they could make a show with them arguing and I'd watch it.

[@pssed]

Was this a deleted scene or something? It's not in the episode I downloaded back when it first aired.

[@specialkgb1980]

I like to think it’s made of shavings of that 🤣😂🤣

[@LUNE.44]

Look at Hammond’s face right at the end of the video

[@Leonardo-vj3hm]

*Very intelligent conversation *

[@Rustydevelopment]

Medeeeeeeeval axe, it’s a medeeeeeeeeval axe

[@fabioriganti3307]

They are in Lecce....

[@5hinydrums]

They went from arguing about their cars to arguing about animal penises and I don't mind at all.

[@NeonFlamingo1337]

I was there when it happened and i didnt even know who they where lul

[@basba_qal]

A gamer designed that Lambo.

[@GopNet]

if you want best sausages you go to Poland for that xD been there, tried it, loved it :) would recommend to anyone :D

[@cittadinoqualunque192]

Lecce in Italy

[@praveeshachapman677]

"the foreskin of a whale"😂😂😂😂

[@albertogioacchini2600]

LECCE

[@Gorillaman01]

Live in LA and he’s right about the burgers

[@Jasonrm92]

I love the Lamborghini but that McLaren looks fantastic.

[@gusmurrayofficial]

BaBOOOOM!

[@timesnewlogan2032]

0:35 "A meddie-evil ax"

[@stantom8316]

We’re getting off topic 😂

[@ChrisJones-gx7fc]

James is spot on for the best place to get a hamburger! California!

[@SerenityNow9015]

He was probably thinking of In-N-Out when he said that.

[@hench_wrench_repairs]

Hahah hahahah bro I’m dead

[@bothkidsx18]

Jeremy they all look great Jesus 🤣 Christ

[@tbn22]

1:22 Me when someone argues that I should like anything from today’s current world and culture.

[@amrika5]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Axel1051]

Clarkson was right about the home of the supercar being Italy. They have the Fezza 458 Italia, which was the point of this challenge, what would you have instead of that. There was a new Maserati GT out around the same time, and despite the fact it would cost just about as much as the other three cars put together the ultimate supercar is the Pagani Zonda. You see the whole point of a supercar is to be mad and the Zonda is Mad Jack McMad of the whole lot. In addition to that it's also powered by a turbocharged V12 from Mercedes' pet power mongers at AMG so it's actually rather slow. No, not slow, monstrously fast.

[@leastconcern4152]

why this wasn't included in the show?

[@user-mc8cj3ls6m]

Do you even own this video?

[@maxzago7574]

the Lambo makes the others 2 looks like plastic cars made in India

[@davindertakhar3909]

Jezza would have these 2 for breakfast .....LOL especially May who's a prat , but he knows that so full credit to him .