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@GameReviewsXX4 жыл бұрын
I’m a big fan of signs that have nothing but “!” On them. Like, there is a hazard here but you won’t know what it is until it hits you.
@bearworldwide1013 жыл бұрын
Its like a mario cart cube with the "!" You either get a mushroom a star some coloured shells or a banana peel!
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@@bearworldwide101 hi
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@Damian 2000 hi
@jasonthehuman3 жыл бұрын
Or you hit it
@serotonin92183 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂
@jameshenthorn2383 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite was one by a bridge that said “bridge may be wet when raining”
@Boaba23 жыл бұрын
Really I thought the bridge would still be dry even when it rains
@pinheadlarry73353 жыл бұрын
I love how it still says "MAY be wet" like it might not be
@undo99813 жыл бұрын
@@pinheadlarry7335 there's always a chance
@pinheadlarry73353 жыл бұрын
@@undo9981 the clouds can have preferences too, maybe it had a crush on the bridge 🤥
@calebc.22903 жыл бұрын
mine is by a ski resort in the summer saying may be icy
@drewgilchrist-dick59773 жыл бұрын
There is a sign in in Florida called “don’t throw stones at the sign thank you“ as opposed to what
@Johndoe-jd3 жыл бұрын
In Texas we have signs that say not to shoot at the signs. We shot at the signs
@arberanagnosti45003 жыл бұрын
@@Johndoe-jd do you really shoot everything in texas or is it made up?
@Surge-mr2ed3 жыл бұрын
@@arberanagnosti4500 Yea, Texas is made up
@arberanagnosti45003 жыл бұрын
@@Surge-mr2ed yeah it got shot
@Officialzpd3 жыл бұрын
Molotovs
@sakar1815 жыл бұрын
In Texas we have signs that say "Obey State Laws." Why do we need that sign?!?
@romanpomroy76264 жыл бұрын
In Texas? Ya I think you answer your own question... your in Texas.
@openthinker65624 жыл бұрын
Cause some dumb idiots think they’re above the law.
@MrMajorasOcarina4 жыл бұрын
sakar181 idea: it could be a reminder for tourists to check out what the difference in state laws are if they’re visiting the state for the first time
@openthinker65624 жыл бұрын
@Wicker _ Well, it's also there so when the idiots get pulled over by the State Troopers, they can't just claim they didn't know the laws.
@rajpapineni55044 жыл бұрын
Commder Fireball you’re
@sjfoster126 жыл бұрын
"why don't they just put the deer sign on the deer?"
@gayleclanton33114 жыл бұрын
Because the deer is already startled by the headlights put on it. #ScaredShitless 😜😀😜😀😜😀
@markwright31614 жыл бұрын
@@gayleclanton3311 The signs are reflective so drivers could see them from further away which would enable them to drive around the frozen deer without loosing control. :)
@gayleclanton33114 жыл бұрын
@@markwright3161 I was speaking in a metaphorical sense....And, I was speaking of myself.
@nicoh3324 жыл бұрын
Iq 690
@ALYTALyrics4 жыл бұрын
Idea of the century.
@mrtjm11524 жыл бұрын
"Ive actully been tossed by a squirrel like that" - James May
@everykenyan3 жыл бұрын
I Died!!
@dangerdean90663 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry?
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@@dangerdean9066 hi
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@@everykenyan hi
@PerfectAlibi13 жыл бұрын
No, he meant headbutted... XD
@caitthenerd74707 жыл бұрын
There was a temporary sign on the A467 saying flood for about 8 years. As far as I can remember the road never flooded...
@lammergeier1007 жыл бұрын
CrazyCashGaming It's ridiculous.
@joshbenton8106 жыл бұрын
down where i live, theres been a 70 kmh sign, thats a temporary sign(says temporary below it) that has been there for as long as i can remember(its been there for at least ten years)
@JonatasAdoM5 жыл бұрын
Bet it flooded before the sign was placed there never to be flooded again.
@_Zekken4 жыл бұрын
There are signs in place where I live that say "New Road Layout" for a bit of road that has had that layout for at least 5 years now.
@akashgopakumar51014 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM ll l l 9:×%0××
@mikesully1105 жыл бұрын
"Road liable to ice" on a road I've never seen ice on in 32 years
@sirspookybones11183 жыл бұрын
That's just every road isnt it?
@arseface2k9343 жыл бұрын
I saw a similar sign in Canada of all places
@Smithy2503 жыл бұрын
@@sirspookybones1118 If you're close to the equator then probably not
@henkdetenk34802 жыл бұрын
We have a tonne of those in the Netherlands, also 'road slippery when wet'. I think they just put them up whenever an idiot crashes.
@juni_24522 жыл бұрын
the sign is there to scare the ice. It's obviously a sgin that's working really well, if you haven't seen ice on it for 32 years
@scsutton17 жыл бұрын
I thought those 'Sign Not In Use' signs were a joke. But then I saw one on the M4 and I had to pull over and stop because I was laughing so much.
@lilmelon54006 жыл бұрын
Sean Sutton You should cross out "not". And then draw a middle finger
@ManuLeach6 жыл бұрын
Driving up the M4 I finally realised what they are for: telling you the digital sign above isn't being used
@bliczb87726 жыл бұрын
And it's all there for a 4 years from now on... I know it would cost more, but wouldn't it be simpler get rid of digital one or fix it?
@brianwong72856 жыл бұрын
Proves that the eco-sign thing is a waste of tax money...
@FAT88936 жыл бұрын
Brian Wong Blame the environmentalist.
@fraapreda3 жыл бұрын
1:53 This is how the meme: "Oh no! Anyway..." Continues
@RedJLP2 жыл бұрын
May: Oh, bad news! Clarkson: What? May: The Dacia Sandero. It's delayed. Clarkson: Oh no! Anyway...
@haribo_422 жыл бұрын
Ohhhh
@JoePCool142 жыл бұрын
I noticed that, that's quite funny
@HoneyPotParty3 жыл бұрын
They have lovely signs in the US which say, "prison area, do not pick up hitchhikers"
@tekgeekster2 жыл бұрын
Actually kind of a useful sign imo. Then again I think it's kind of a general rule/law to not pick up hitchhikers in the US anyway. Therefore I have never once seen an actual hitchhiker in the 26 years of my life and yet I know exactly what they are. Thank you, media.
@SynchronizorVideos2 жыл бұрын
@@tekgeekster I’ve both picked up hitchhikers and hitchhiked myself a number of times. It was a pleasant experience every time. Nice people, interesting conversations. But yeah, near a prison is not a good place for that.
@tekgeekster2 жыл бұрын
@@SynchronizorVideos I just hoof it.
@vipervidsgamingplus57232 жыл бұрын
@@SynchronizorVideos you have a nice time until you have someone psychotic ask for a ride or you get picked up by someone psychotic.
@tekgeekster2 жыл бұрын
@@vipervidsgamingplus5723 Bingo.
@killawhale87266 жыл бұрын
"Secret Nuclear Bunker" That sounds like some shit from a cartoon. Basically a sign that says where the evil cartoon villain is, but in cartoon fashion nobody suspects a thing.
@olivergille83056 жыл бұрын
Yoshi_IX I live nearby and it’s a decomissioned Cold War bunker which was meant to house the government if that had to go underground. Is honestly well worth a visit though
@Craig-ge8to5 жыл бұрын
@@olivergille8305 I went inside it.
@kenolsen18455 жыл бұрын
Shhhh....
@r8revolver7735 жыл бұрын
@@olivergille8305 same we have one on a roundabout
@seanharrison71815 жыл бұрын
oliver gille been today very interesting
@Proccito7 жыл бұрын
If I have to put up a sign, it will say "Keep your eyes on the road"
@ryanmann14166 жыл бұрын
Proccito as opposed to what, keep you eyes on your knees?
@moistbreadcrust73814 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmann1416 On the sign.
@MistrDamige4 жыл бұрын
"If you can read this sign *you should be watching the road*"
@MrFreshfreddie4 жыл бұрын
They exist in germany xD They say „one did not pay attention, three die.“
@williamjunior82274 жыл бұрын
If i were a council a sign should said: HANDS OFF YOUR PHONE AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD YOU F**KING COCKING PRICK IMBECILE. i i hate a driver using a phone while drive
@andrewlawlor76784 жыл бұрын
My favourite in the US are the signs saying ‘stop ahead’ in places where you can quite clearly see the upcoming stop sign.
@dakota98213 жыл бұрын
@@rastas_4221 It's useful in blind corners, not open stretches of roads you can see for miles down.
@ImmortanDan3 жыл бұрын
@@dakota9821 Fog is a thing though
@user-vk2cd9qw7i3 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind those too much other than the waste of money cuz you can’t hit them since they’re typically just painted on the ground
@Jame5man2 жыл бұрын
They exist in Canada as well. My theory is that they put them there can’t use the excuse of I didn’t see the sign
@kaitlyngarner7402 жыл бұрын
@@dakota9821 in my experience of American roads... that's like 80%of the roads. My Fiancée used to commute for over an hour each way and worked late shifts. She kept almost falling asleep at the wheel because the roads are so straight and the biggest bend she's be on that wasn't a 90° turn down small streets (which are much longer than most British streets) was a slight bend that was as straight as a bend could get
@jakes.41473 жыл бұрын
I love how at 5:07 the laughter lasts way longer than it normally does as people realize what's wrong with the sign and just lose it
@teaajay2 жыл бұрын
funny enough i live nearby brentwood, its a real sign however sadly to ruin the joke its a tourist attraction soo :( but still out of context signs are the best 🤣
@azamaziz713911 ай бұрын
@@teaajayis it in the other direction?
@teaajay11 ай бұрын
@@azamaziz7139 Yes it is 🤣🤣
@MrUtah18 ай бұрын
That’s partly why I love Top Gear, genuine laughs from genuine people, not fake canned laughter on conventional sitcoms
@Astrosisphere3 жыл бұрын
In Southern Ireland they have markings on the road that say "SLOW", followed later by ones that say "SLOWER"!
@Damian_1989 Жыл бұрын
Then a third one that goes "just fucking STOP"
@Moolers Жыл бұрын
Ireland also has the smallest speed limit signs I've ever seen. Some of them are smaller than a CD and you can barely see them. What's the deal with that?
@automation729511 ай бұрын
@@Damian_1989 It would be funny if all road sign had swear words, like "slow down motherfucker" or "yield, you piece of shit"
@Kalenz12345 ай бұрын
Don't you just love it when governments make rules clear and not open to different interpretations.
@AEduner866 жыл бұрын
1:54 It's the Dacia Sandero!
@Chugway11383 жыл бұрын
"Oh, bad news!" "What?" "The Dacia Sandero. It's delayed." "Oh no! Anyway, last week..."
@iaw74063 жыл бұрын
gREAT !
@Dark_Fusion193 жыл бұрын
Good news!
@supraxv123 жыл бұрын
1:53 tod
@andrerenault3 жыл бұрын
Great! Now, the Toyota Urban Cruiser
@sjfoster125 жыл бұрын
Lane closed so that we can impose a preposterously low speed limit on the lane that isn't closed so we can catch you speeding and fine you and then spend the money on signs with squirrels on them with antlers
@trentrubenacker97183 жыл бұрын
As for the FAIL Blog photo, that was on a highway in Cornwall, England in 2006. Huge numbers of drivers were descending on the region for a music festival, and officials recognized that a 2-mile passing lane would actually worsen traffic with the heavy load. It may sound barmy but in fact it makes a lot of sense because, if it was left open, traffic from the two lanes would have to merge into one at the top. This causes a lot of aggro and a lot of stopping and starting which has been shown to delay traffic even more.
@jordangould47632 жыл бұрын
@@trentrubenacker9718 whilst correct in this situation, it detracts from the fact that Jeremy’s hyperbole is actually correct in relation to most.
@DanielSadjadian7 жыл бұрын
My favourite is from another Top Gear episode which states: "Do not walk on the grass" - but its on a tiny square patch of grass surrounded by concrete lol...
@SuperCompany0077 жыл бұрын
Or *No signs here*
@BeowulfNorther7 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sadjadian sign not in use is a great one
@graemegibbons40416 жыл бұрын
Daniel Sadjadian i
@FAT88936 жыл бұрын
Which season and episode is that?
@swacktrek68542 жыл бұрын
I saw a meme that featured a sign saying "stop sign to be installed on (date I can't remember)" So they went to the trouble of making a teaser stop sign instead of an actual stop sign. Genius
@simplyrealistc12322 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: “Christ we’ve moved offices, where are we now?” May: “Upstairs” Lmao😂
@heidirabenau511 Жыл бұрын
Clarkson: We're above the One Show There you go Top Gear Above the One Show London
@DebabrataAcharya933 жыл бұрын
“We are governed by imbeciles”. True to this day, mate, true in so many places.
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Here in the U.S, no matter what anyone says, we have not had a good president in six years. If given the choice to vote for someone else in 2019, we likely would have
@alansohn855 Жыл бұрын
@@JetFalcon710 Atleast there are good tracks to drive fast cars that aren't too policied.
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
@@alansohn855 True
@Kalenz12345 ай бұрын
And the brits probably believed the wind powered sign was some eu regulation.
@HikoSeijuroXIII3 жыл бұрын
5:08 Good to see Wile E. Coyote is still getting employment.
@seanandrews49162 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@TailsFan369no211 ай бұрын
And we now know where Pixar got inspiration
@barnabyg68087 жыл бұрын
I know what sign James is talking about, changed priorities, it's 2 mins from my house...
@chetanaik6 жыл бұрын
It must be really hard to keep your life in order with all those constant changes!
@Yewtewba5 жыл бұрын
@@chetanaik Just pick 2 sets of priorities and alternate.
@TheUsername13024 жыл бұрын
@@Yewtewba chess not checkers
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@@chetanaik, hi! Is that blue BMW is crashed on the sign in internet and found this, is that sign is not use in internet and found this,
@tezlaactual65823 жыл бұрын
There's a couple of signs in a small town near where I live that says "please don't shoot our signs" and you know what it's filled with bullet holes as if they were expecting anything else
@NikopolAU2 жыл бұрын
'Murrica
@crimsonmaelstrom5738 ай бұрын
Is this in Alabama by any chance? I’ve seen a few like that there recently
@tezlaactual65828 ай бұрын
@@crimsonmaelstrom573 no it's in the middle of nowhere Utah
@crimsonmaelstrom5738 ай бұрын
@@tezlaactual6582 oh. Well, say high to Courage for me
@WolfeTDI6 жыл бұрын
I saw a stupid ass sign that said “speed limit 60mph” the guy behind me thought so to he sped up and followed me for miles. He had some ugly flashing lights on top of car though
@thearousedeunuch5 жыл бұрын
He wanted to challenge you to a race.
@jessesteinbar5 жыл бұрын
Was Jeremy with an ambulance of Top Gear
@siangetz88084 жыл бұрын
Don't worry that's just random quantum beings that pop in and out of existence. Nothing to be bothered
@TheDogofTin4 жыл бұрын
If it’s lights are flashing, you should worry
@nosuchluck94774 жыл бұрын
Tell him to tighten his lightbulb connections so they'll stop flickering!!
@brentsnocomgaming78133 жыл бұрын
There's a "fallen rocks" sign by my house. The fallen rocks are over 5 feet away from the road. So uhh... don't stray over 5 feet off of the road because you might hit a rock. Important advice from a sign.
@isaacpugno33883 жыл бұрын
I personally once saw a crash where a couple with a trailer went off into a tree, passenger mere inches from being hit by a branch to the face. but they also managed to hit a sign that said “drive carefully”
@crimsonmaelstrom5738 ай бұрын
Kind of unnecessary by that point huh?😂
@komi-sanmustbeprotected56652 жыл бұрын
I've been to that Secret Nuclear Bunker, for context it's actually a museum in Nantwich and it shows how the government would of operated if the cold war became hot and England was hit with a Nuclear strike, what's funny is for many decades following the cold war no one knew that bunker was even there until the 90s (it was built in the 50s) the government gave the land back to the family who originally owned it cause it was clear the bunker wasn't needed, and it's still open today, it's very interesting but also creepy since it makes you think "what if this was the place you'd have to live to try to keep the country going if the nukes dropped back then?"
@att64842 жыл бұрын
Just want to say that secret nuclear bunker is not in Nantwich. While there is one in Nantwich, this one is just outside Brentwood in Essex. I used to go to school in Brentwood and we did school trips to it.
@am_pm.178 ай бұрын
My first impression was that it referred to a 40s bunker during the war against Germany.
@Phoenix-zu6on6 ай бұрын
why would that be nuclear though? @@am_pm.17
@SvendleBerries2 жыл бұрын
Given how tone deaf the government is, I always expect to see "reading while driving is against the law" signs everywhere.
@satvik2009943 жыл бұрын
I always use my wildest imagination, when Jeremy says "I went on the internet and I found THIS!" I'm pretty sure it's still worse than what I imagined
@aregulardude4282 жыл бұрын
Probably something explicit or sexual so they couldn't show on tv. But i'm still wondering what that was tho
@mr.bluesky85542 жыл бұрын
It's 100% porn
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
@@aregulardude428 One was the Tailpipe Man, as P Wattay said, another was a young Clarkson wearing a speedo and nothing else, and a third was probably a female racing driver with exposed breasts. The trio put up a lot of shock images during their time on the show
@crimsonmaelstrom5738 ай бұрын
Knowing Clarkson, more than likely
@HSMiyamoto6 жыл бұрын
If there was an award for driest British wit, James May would be at least a finalist every year.
@davidfejes56373 жыл бұрын
*at least*
@victorsierra49185 жыл бұрын
There was an actual sign in a Bulgarian hospital during it's socialist times where it said "Let no patient die without a doctor helping him" and yes, it sounds equally ridiculous in Bulgarian. Another one was on an entrance for a coal mine: "All the communists - underground". There were quite a bit of those :D
@EyePatchGuy882 жыл бұрын
Based Bulgaria
@tsrenis2 жыл бұрын
As in they're dead or as in they're working in the mine?
@victorsierra49182 жыл бұрын
@@tsrenis Intended to sound like "All the communists are hard working folks in the mines" and ended up sounding like "All the communists - kill them and burry them underground". Cheers!
@SharpBritannia Жыл бұрын
Communists underground? Good idea!
@mitchellwood10143 жыл бұрын
I was once driving up a pretty steep hill and saw a sign simply saying flood. It was literally impossible for a flood to ever occur there no matter how much water you had
@k4bster0872 жыл бұрын
There is a sign in Wales that says "Constant rain, convertibles not recommended"
@alexbunn19056 жыл бұрын
I saw a sign that said on it Trees No Like it said tree and then no underneath
@drxshock69574 жыл бұрын
?????????
@_Vengeance_3 жыл бұрын
It's warning the trees should they ever have dreams of conquering mankind: "Trees: no. Just don't". That is the most useful sign there is, without it we'd all be enslaved by trees already.
@flyingfish50543 жыл бұрын
One person thought that trees existed and another person disagreed with him and tried to claim trees didn't exist
@jam_plays_games4 жыл бұрын
There’s a sign by where I live that says “road slippery when wet”. Well thanks for tip there captain obvious. What’s your next astute observation, “visibility low during fog”?
@davidfejes56373 жыл бұрын
Caution: Road made of tarmac
@mrFuck68863 жыл бұрын
"Visibility low when dark"?
@thesenate95642 жыл бұрын
The sign is there for the people who need instructions to open a jug of OJ
@charlesc.90122 жыл бұрын
"Road Dark At Night"
@iggykad2 жыл бұрын
@@charlesc.9012 lmfao
@atomicexistentialism84282 жыл бұрын
"Why don't they put the deer sign on the deer" is such an underrated and genius quote
@noobfromhell5632 жыл бұрын
Yes, genius....
@artmallory9707 жыл бұрын
500 quid for a sign?? a Scotsman wld have done it for 20 quid :/
@silverscreenreviews85215 жыл бұрын
art mallory with the south’s tax money 😂👍🏻
@josecolon27174 жыл бұрын
art mallory let’s be realistic... probably would have done it for a free round at the pub
@aaryeshg.65264 жыл бұрын
500 quid.... I'm guessing 200 goes to all the people involved in discussions about the sign...
@onii-chandaisuki57104 жыл бұрын
@@aaryeshg.6526 Imagine, somebody got paid to discuss whether a sign was echo-friendly or not.
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@@aaryeshg.6526, hi! How are you doing here? Is that blue BMW is crashed on the sign in internet and found this??
@skoll60072 жыл бұрын
the " nah im going to go to the pub" is possibly my favourite top gear joke I think it’s the delivery of the line that always makes me chuckle
@laurencecope66776 жыл бұрын
My best one I saw was a sign saying, ' Look for bikers in your blind spot!!'
@underworldguardian7043 жыл бұрын
How the hell do you do that????
@laurencecope66773 жыл бұрын
@@underworldguardian704 This was on several signs in Torbay. The council are totally nuts. The have come up with some jems over the years. The latest one is control the virus drive slowly!!
@michaelkowal32302 жыл бұрын
The whole point of a blind spot is that you can't see what's there
@dazediss66292 жыл бұрын
I don’t understand this one, you can look for bikers in your blind spot. Just turn your head around….. the only ones that can’t are HGV drivers.
@dazediss66292 жыл бұрын
@@michaelkowal3230 Nope. The blind spot is an area which you can’t see from using your mirrors. Usually over your right shoulder in a standard right hand drive European market car. This comment is pretty dumb as 90% of road users can check their blind spot whilst driving and are encouraged to when on a driving test whenever moving off or joining an A road. The only people who can’t check a blind spot are HGV drivers as they have so many - 2 meters in front of the truck is a blind spot, anywhere immediately under the cab doors, anywhere down the sides of the truck within close proximity are all blind spots. It’s actually quite scary that so many people think that checking a blind spot in a car is impossible.
@TREX3207 жыл бұрын
"Secret" Nuclear Bunker LOLOLOLOLOL
@Dalroi17 жыл бұрын
The bunker sign was white letters on a brown background, which in the UK means a tourist attraction, so it must be a decommissioned one opened up to the public. But still funny though.
@Redstoneprime3167 жыл бұрын
Should say "Not-so-secret nuclear bunker.
@fredsmith97147 жыл бұрын
Ste Cork I figured that must be, in the states we have the same thing but a different shade of brown for tourist/historic sites. Our city councils are crazy about signs too, I literally passed a construction zone in a typical 65mph zone that said, sign not in use. One of four northbound lanes blocked with bright orange barrels, no workers have been there in over a week and we are supposed to reduce speed to 55. Speeding fines here in construction zones automatically double. Going the usual 65 could earn you a $300-$400 USD fine PLUS your insurance goes up or you can pay double the fine if you don't have any points and pay 800 dollars... I'd have to scrap my 96' Camry to pay for that cause I don't think I'd get a thousand for it selling
@matthewh98447 жыл бұрын
I actually live close to the secret nuclear bunker and there are signs everywhere for it.
@leifvejby80237 жыл бұрын
People found it yet?
@szymongorczynski76217 жыл бұрын
What's even more annoying is when you're driving along and you come to a tiny corner that has a chevron and then you continue and have to go around a even tighter corner which apparently doesn't deserve a chevron.
@soulbabe796 жыл бұрын
Irish steam train
@danielr.l.mccullough6004 жыл бұрын
Hoi hoi that's portrush in ur prof pic
@raconbacon56493 жыл бұрын
I drove up to a corner where the chevron was hidden behind the hedges on the inside of the corner so i couldnt even see it till id already started turning. Pretty poor planning i must say
@szymongorczynski76213 жыл бұрын
@@danielr.l.mccullough600 Coleraine actually!
@danielr.l.mccullough6003 жыл бұрын
@@szymongorczynski7621 I see it now... A fellow norn irish railway fan nonetheless
@SR-zp4je3 жыл бұрын
My favourite is on the M4 that says ‘for the Oracle leave at Junction 11”. It’s not so fun when you realise it’s a shopping centre but amusing when you’re a bored kid who’s obsessed with Greek mythology on a road trip.
@abramo77003 жыл бұрын
From what I’ve learned on Top Gear, the UK has 10x less roads, but 20x more speed cameras and signs.
@tobyskerman4775 Жыл бұрын
Your right quite right
@iainrickwood2623 Жыл бұрын
10x less roads and 20x more cameras... than what exactly?
@tubaraofeio1053 Жыл бұрын
@@iainrickwood2623 Just take an really wild guess
@LCDqBqA8 ай бұрын
It depends where you live in the UK, in my county all speed cameras are banned because they cause more accidents / deaths from people stamping on brakes.
@DanDart7 жыл бұрын
The BBC seem to have forgotten to zoom at a vital moment xD
@hullian11137 жыл бұрын
WHAT WAS IT
@G33K013457 жыл бұрын
It was porn. It was a very obvious porn joke.
@scarecrowkrone7 жыл бұрын
An image they like using is one of a man fucking an exhaust pipe of a car.
@Fitzroyfallz7 жыл бұрын
aaron frost google tailpipe man.
@BeowulfNorther7 жыл бұрын
Scarecrow Krone do they use that pic every time? or does he mix it up? I've seen that one but a few forums of people from the studio say its different sometimes
@thegardenofeatin59654 жыл бұрын
3:00 Right behind Jeremy is a girl whose life is forever changed.
@luzmanhasif60713 жыл бұрын
What that sign shows actually???
@jakebailey77143 жыл бұрын
I need answers
@frutalse3 жыл бұрын
presumably porn? seeing as he said he found it on the internet
@zackpenhaligon99043 жыл бұрын
It was a man sticking his manhood up an exhaust pipe...
@dobby65337 жыл бұрын
I've been to the "secret nuclear bunker"
@funnyboy0447 жыл бұрын
What's it like? How secret is it?
@scottsherman70697 жыл бұрын
SmithyLad But it is a secret, how did you find it?
@jackcurtis90027 жыл бұрын
Is it one of James May's "secret" clubs?
@mjarbar32047 жыл бұрын
Same here, found it quite interesting as well. Worth it for a quick day out somewhere.
@dobby65337 жыл бұрын
you don't want my name yes, it was filled with many strange and old things
@Defective12 жыл бұрын
In my home town theres a sign indicating that the speed limit of 50 mph, an increase from 30 mph. On its own this would be fine, but it comes less than 100 yards before a stop sign. Across from the stop the speed drops back to 30 mph. TLDR: speed limit increases before stop sign and then decreases after it.
@markorollo.3 жыл бұрын
This always reminds me of going to visit my uncle in Munster Germany when he was there with the army in the late 80's, me mum and my Grandparents, were driving down the road one day and my Grandad in the front passenger seat was looking at things, a sign went by that said Ausfahrt (exit?). He looked at it, turned to my uncle and said 'whats that sign mean? Arse fart?" I don't think we stopped laughing for the rest of the drive....
@SuperStarwarsfan1016 жыл бұрын
In Virginia there was a sign that said "National Firearm Museum" and not until recently did they realize that it should say "National Firearms Museum". So, for the longest time I would joke that there was only one firearm there.
@TheAcdcninja5 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the original sign was fine though. “National Gun Museum” would be fine. Really you can replace the word museum with “collection” and you would definitely say Gun Collection or Firearm collection. Collection/Museum implies the plural.
@WardyLion5 жыл бұрын
Apparently in LA, there is / was a sign that reads: "To the Braille School" As Billy Connolly said, "Who's it for?"
@Yewtewba5 жыл бұрын
@@WardyLion Probably for the driver.
@christopherzarcone13635 жыл бұрын
“If you look to the left there’s a secondhand glock. That concludes our tour of the firearm museum.”
@alessiogabrielnicolae54963 жыл бұрын
@@WardyLion, hi! What the f*ck say "To the Braille School"
@ohb1kenobi8594 жыл бұрын
“It could be in the other direction” 😂
@thetravellingbloke29922 жыл бұрын
I don't get it
@ohb1kenobi8592 жыл бұрын
@@thetravellingbloke2992 The Secret Nuclear Bunker could be in the other direction
@keshavleitan78002 жыл бұрын
0:42 James May's confusion when Jeremy said "being eaten by a cow"
@hawkeyenextgen711710 ай бұрын
"Sign not in use". That's got to be the ultimate.
@susanhughs10319 ай бұрын
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@BeowulfNorther5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha the best part of all of this is May's face after the "could be in the other direction" quip
@brentsnocomgaming78133 жыл бұрын
In Texas, most bridges have a sign that says "Bridge May Ice In Cold Weather" They used to say "Watch For Ice On Bridge", but they changed it becasue it is almost never cold enough to ice on the bridges. The story goes that a Texas Rep's daughter slowed way down to watch for ice on the bridge in the middle of summer with him in the car right after she learned to drive.
@Isaackariuki7756 жыл бұрын
James :I've been tossed by a squirrel- Richard :I'm sorry ? me :😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JaidenJimenez867 жыл бұрын
Not a proper road sign, but there's a few around Dorset with no context whatsoever, that simply read: "The House of Ciderology - Honk for Salvation".
@alexdeghost27297 жыл бұрын
I saw a sign that said "Icy Roads" in Summer...
@averagecoloniser45867 жыл бұрын
AlexDeGhost of course there's icy roads in the summer there's snowy roads in winter you tit
@masonsykes22406 жыл бұрын
Here in Oregon we've got signs like this: s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/95/7f/74957fb98ebf9e46d114a22d11fc2173--warning-signs-street-signs.jpg movinginsider.com/files/2012/10/wrong_way.jpg www.lolwot.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/10-hilariously-stupid-road-signs-that-actually-exist-2.jpg s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/ae/3b/0eae3be4db16d4ca062f9270b03efd22.jpg
@supercarsanders54806 жыл бұрын
MS MMS right lane must right left XD
@LednacekZ4 жыл бұрын
perfectly plausible. it all depends where the sign was.
@michaelmayo24894 жыл бұрын
I live in S.C. the roads have gotten icy once in the 12 years I’ve been here and every single bridge has a sign that says bridge iced before road
@gerbensmits95642 жыл бұрын
I asked my driving instructor what to do when you see the falling rocks sign and he said. close your sunroof
@pudpudjd2 жыл бұрын
I have a sign near my house that just says "NO". It's hanging up above the road and it just is bright and red and says "NO".
@goldensoul18425 жыл бұрын
These 3 should be in power. They'd easily sort shit out and do a far better job that the current government.
@davidfejes56373 жыл бұрын
If it's coming from the great Giorno Giovanna himself, it's undoubtable.
@sethv52732 жыл бұрын
I still wouldn’t trust them they’d do something in secret
@vulthurmir24782 жыл бұрын
Most people are better than career politicians. Most of them have below average intelligence, else countries around the world would look way better.
@JazzKazoo09302 жыл бұрын
@@vulthurmir2478 i have no doubt most career politicians are intelligent, they're just corrupt as hell
@vulthurmir24782 жыл бұрын
@@JazzKazoo0930 then they're doing a fine job acting like children while having jobs which directly impact the nations they live in and in which their children are likely to live in.
@pwrkeyring46192 жыл бұрын
Sign on a windmill: “ blades may be spinning when windy “
@hunterlinker60132 жыл бұрын
I've seen signs multiple times that just say AVOID DEATH. Like thanks I didn't think of that before I saw the sign.
@robertk54796 жыл бұрын
In Houston, TX we have road signs year round that say "Bridge may ice in cold weather". So that's like one day every ten years or so. The rest of the time I can't even keep ice in my tea
@jaw14897 жыл бұрын
We call Squirrels with antlers Jackalopes in the US
@sablatnic80305 жыл бұрын
Almost but not quite right.
@GhoStrider-bg5ln5 жыл бұрын
Rocky and Bullwinkle
@JakeBayley4 жыл бұрын
There are 2 different signs one is saying deer and one is saying squirrels
@davidfejes56373 жыл бұрын
Those are rabbits with antlers, but close enough
@NeedForSpeed.20045 ай бұрын
Online, there’s a picture of a parking lot sign on a parking space that says “Green Vehicles Only” presumably referring to eco friendly vehicles. Well in that spot is a green Dodge Challenger SRT8
@daeganwolf55625 жыл бұрын
"Well actually I have been tossed by a squirrel like that" and I'm now dying of laughter. 😂
@denisegore18845 жыл бұрын
"Lane closed to ease congestion". That used to be done (maybe still is) north of Wellington at long weekends.
@Hahaa993 жыл бұрын
“ Sudden gunfire “ “ As opposed to gradual gunfire “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣legend
@iujt2 жыл бұрын
There’s a sign near my home, it says: “Do not fall into the water” Like, what?
@HIDLampDashcam7 жыл бұрын
On the M6 there were some road works, a few years ago, and they had signs up saying 'Overhead Bridge Structure'. I couldn't help but think 'Should you be driving the tipper wagons and cranes if you can't see the big grey concrete stuctures with cars and lorries going over them?
@JackJackProductionsShorts2 жыл бұрын
My favourite is the ones pointing to a motorway/ highway exit, but the exit is closed to allow the non existent workers to work safely
@ossisuomalainen2 жыл бұрын
My favorite is a sigh that just says "watch out for danger", like what am i supposed to watch out for? Landslides? Deer? Jason Voorhees? You will never know.
@UnknownMaster21 Жыл бұрын
a general danger.
@Robi20094 жыл бұрын
3:05 - face expression on that cute girl behind Clarkson - priceless :)
@internetexplorer26733 жыл бұрын
simp
@lyrasimo3 жыл бұрын
@@internetexplorer2673 are u 12 ?
@nonptat3 жыл бұрын
@@lyrasimo yes he is
@noaht20053 жыл бұрын
This is the 3rd time I’ve seen someone saying a girl in the tg audience is cute, but I’m not complaining Edit: in a yt video
@internetexplorer26733 жыл бұрын
@@nonptat what are you, a 25 year old virgin?
@PerovNigma6 жыл бұрын
My secondary school spent at least a thousand pounds on signs to show off its boring name with. It had one by the main gate. Now it has a slightly bigger one instead, as well as one by the car park, and on the back of the building. That last one is particularly stupid for three reasons. 1 - It has no info, just the school logo and name. 2 - It's on the back of the school, so no-one standing in front of the school can see it. 3 - There are trees between it and the nearby roads, so no-one standing behind the the school can see it either.
@01Jelen106 жыл бұрын
Possibly someone just wanted to spend the money.
@PerovNigma6 жыл бұрын
Then why not on resources, or working air conditioning?
@01Jelen106 жыл бұрын
Very often happens this - some leader of something (school in this case) have some money to spend - go and hire company which is owned by someone related/friend/whoever and give them some work to do, often overpriced. In that way he's doing con and helping to someone. Very possibly he receives some of that easy earned money back to his personal pocket. Sad but very common.
@campbellstubbs11815 жыл бұрын
My school spent thousands of dollars on signs that say: Safe, respectful and responsible. Its often above 40 degrees in summer and we still don't have air-conditioning. Thank god for those signs though
@dannyashton62343 жыл бұрын
I’d really love to see the pictures from the “I went on the internet and I found this” running joke
@adrielsebastian52162 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's a guy inserting his _asset_ into the tailpipe of a Range Rover
@metropod7 жыл бұрын
They renamed a highway near me in 1997, what had been the Interboro Parkway, after baseball legend Jackie Robinson. It was done as part of the 50th anniversary of Robinson breaking the baseball color barrier. He'd lived in the area during and after his playing days and is buried in one of the cemeteries next to the highway. The put a sign just before the point "The Jackie" breaks off from another highway, telling people about the rename. And left it there. For at least 10 years. Until someone slammed into it and knocked it over. But my personal favorites are the useless directional signs that dot Long Island. Everything that goes westbound just says "New York", referring to New York City, which those living out in the suburban sections of the Island have to go through to get anywhere by road. You come to a point where you can move from one East-West highway to another, the signs just give you the choice of "New York" or "New York". What they could at the very least do is list where that road leads eventually. One side should say "New York-LaGuardia Airport-RFK Triboro bridge-" and the other say "New York-Midtown Tunnel"
@Lucifer_Cardozo Жыл бұрын
My favorite are the American signs that say “bridge may be icy”. Oh, crap, I couldn’t figure that out! Thanks for telling me!
@GuninGames3 жыл бұрын
There is actually one place I would appreciate a signpost is that their spots of intersections that actually have these weird humps in them and I'd appreciate the sign to tell you that there's a hump there because you're doing the speed limit which might be 35 or 45 you can't see the Hump and then next thing you know your vehicle is Airborne
@GamingLegend1013 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite segments of the show back in the day
@X2Lazy2WinX4 жыл бұрын
Went to Florida and there were signs that said "icy bridges." IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER
@jhlman19274 жыл бұрын
X2Lazy2WinX obviously takes a small amount of common sense and intelligence to make the connection to the season
@good_greeb3 жыл бұрын
as a Floridian, I don't think I've ever seen an icy road in my life lmao
@D8W2P43 жыл бұрын
@@good_greeb Last time Florida had snow my parents even knew about (I've never seen any in person) was some freak snow clouds in the late 70's pushed down by an insanely strong front. The snow that fell mostly melted to rain as it was falling and what did make it to the ground wasn't even a 1/4" deep.
@davidfejes56373 жыл бұрын
More like "It was in Florida"
@swaticamecho6982 жыл бұрын
Here in India stupid signs are ironically rare, but I managed to see one that said "Possible roadworks ahead" 'Possible'
@someguy98143 жыл бұрын
There was a sign at a lake I went fishing at... it said “wrong way” but the workers forgot to add a nail to the top of the sign so it read, “ʎɐM ƃuoɹM” to make it worse, it was on a pedestrian only road.
@SimonMoon52 жыл бұрын
My favorite is a sign that said "Speed Limit"... and nothing else. No number to go with it. Just "Speed Limit". The rest of the sign was blank.
@enoughofyourkoicarp3 жыл бұрын
"We're governed by imbeciles!" So business as usual then...
@milosphotos9 ай бұрын
The way James looks at the camera at 2:49 is slightly unsettling, but it definitely put the point across.
@areteees2 жыл бұрын
1:53 that's the "oh no! Anyway" meme about the Dacia Sandero hahahaha
@HECKproductions4 жыл бұрын
now i want to go around the city planting signs everywhere that say "sign not in use"
@samhobbs65176 жыл бұрын
"Why don't they just put the deer sign on the deer?" I don't know, James.
@Ostentatiousnessness2 жыл бұрын
“SECRET NUCLEAR BUNKER” Kills me every time.
@jericho863 жыл бұрын
"Undesignated parking" I never did figure out if the sign was designating the parking as such.
@The_Republic_of_Ireland5 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Jeremy's catchphrase: *random thing* IN THE WORLD!
@aionicthunder3 жыл бұрын
This is the fastest car... pause... in the world
@dixoncider83723 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but isn’t the second scene right after the “oh no, anyway” meme?
@sumairb99783 жыл бұрын
Yes it is!
@mcfrosty87393 жыл бұрын
haha someone else noticed!
@ben82098 ай бұрын
I once saw a sign on the M6 (one of those yellow digital screens above the road) which read ‘Reading text messages can kill’
@REDGHOST3 жыл бұрын
There's a sign near the canal where I live, it's been there for about 10 years saying "thin ice don't walk on" but it hasn't frozen over in about 6 years
@jackchallis94563 жыл бұрын
I once saw a road sign with 'new road sign ahead' on it 😂😂
@sweetlemons86956 жыл бұрын
may's sign at the end has "a113" pixar put that sign up :p
@hahhah42speedruns3 жыл бұрын
My favorite is not a government sign, but one someone put in front of their house. It said "Private Sign Do Not Read". Don't tell anyone, but I read it.
@McShaggswell3 жыл бұрын
"Bridge ices before road" is my favorite useless sign I've seen.