If I Laugh the Video Ends and I Eat an ENTIRE Pineapple Pizza

[@skullyman4401]

Its better to piss in the catnap than to catnap in the piss.

[@that-one.cod_player115]

as a catnap pisser oner... i can relate

[@that-one.cod_player115]

as a catnap pisser oner... i can relate

[@GEMALERT]

as a catnap pisser oner... i can relate

[@randomdude1124h]

as a catnap pisser oner... i can relate

[@NovaneMusic]

as a catnap pisser oner... i can relate

[@blake__vr171]

3:31 bro spited it out like a shot gun😭

[@bakebeansbruh4000]

stanley video a day keeps depression away

[@AverageBobloxdev]

👍

[@fantaguyreal]

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……

[@Crazy_egg.]

Look at his vids all day please

[@warnux7695]

👍

[@TheGermanBiscuit1]

Such wisdom from bakebeansbruh4000

[@joaogabrielmanfrin8664]

10:08 "Batman i cought a little smiling critter Batman" "What did you catch Joker" (funny catnap appears) "Batman i-" "NO JOKER DONT" "BATMAN IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN" "NO JOKER DONT"

[@pontustve1thegoldendragon483]

THERE ARE NO LAWS FOR LOBOTOMY.

[@Threertx]

Is he gonna fuck it now I’m confused

[@Shapeshifter_bot]

*unzipping*

[@joaogabrielmanfrin8664]

@@Threertx hes gonna piss in it

[@dominykaskirielius1120]

1:56 bro is holding unbearable amount of tears back.

[@neometrics9525]

Fr tho

[@BraidensWorldProductions]

20 organs disabled

[@blueygoofy]

20? Bro stole some childr-​@@BraidensWorldProductions

[@Coreyyyyyyyyy]

16:05 it’s ok Stanley, the only part cg5 does is just singing after the skeleton part

[@Srakch]

I have to ask, what is the deal with CG5? What did he do to get this much distaste? XD

[@GmodDiesel]

Chicken crossed the road and other what others call, cringy songs​, just search CG5 worst songs or something idk

[@DominickDoggo]

​@@SrakchHe managed to make people cringe and now he's considered the guy that kills memes

[@walterwhite4398]

​@@DominickDoggotbh I don't really care to even cringe at it

[@exoticneeds]

​​@@walterwhite4398just look at the smurf cat song, you'll cringe

[@reagansido5823]

14:52 If each Pufferfish emote is a coin for the puff of snow I guess that means... He'll be SWIMMING in cash!

[@TheBallsMuncher]

gonna kill myself! **DING**

[@REALTurbkeySandwich]

Lmao

[@Bubba2Doolittle-lc5fl]

The river... Drown it

[@patalex9681]

Too bad they removed the down vote button*joke*

[@torquetheprisoner]

🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡🐡

[@temmieton9755]

I love how chat is telling Stanley to eat the crust even though it's an any% Pineapple Pizza speedrun and not a 100% Pineapple Pizza speedrun.

[@localdoormatshitter]

"vegeta is fruity" him having a wife and a kid:

[@DissedRedEngie]

His son do be looking fruity. And I don't mean that in a homosexual way. Eggplant

[@Nataniahuahu]

"Having a wife and kids" when being Bi walks in:

[@sentienttoaster6961]

bisexual

[@fedethegreat88]

It's a cover

[@demypeace]

Bisexuals: *exist*

[@DominickDoggo]

I love it when there's a man doing a muckbang unironically in the end half of their video. This one is just sad compared to others, no asmr, no smiling, it's just stan eating pizza for 3 hours and regretting every second of it.

[@catterdeathbun]

Honestly I love seeing Stanley eating a pizza like this. (Not that I want him to suffer during it) But the combination of that music and his calm and slow eating is just perfect! It's like having a nice meal with your best friend and just talking about random stuff

[@blobby819]

0:06 Stan, that's a child...

[@taco.s]

diabolical 💀

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

>R Kelly wants to know your location

[@bhumigaming8914]

What ...........

[@DexusCh]

Piss on the kid to assert dominance

[@VOLATILEVOXELS]

9:42

[@fedethegreat88]

As an italian, eating a pineapple pizza is kinda fine but not eating the crust is the true crime, although Stanley gets a pass because of his stomach condition

[@ChristheBroken]

2:24 rest in peace Akira Toriyama 🙏

[@lochlanbell1266]

RIP my friend, Even though I didn't know you 😔

[@biteof87hurhurhur]

0:00 - 0:09 Preview 0:10 - 0:30 Intro 0:31 - 17:00 Stanley reacts to the funny memes 17:01 - 17:30 Stanley laughs his ass off 17:31 - 18:01 Stanley assures he is ok and gets the pizza 18:02 - 27:36 Stanley starts eating pizza 27:37 - 28:05 Surprise media share 28:06 - 30:39 Stanley continues eating pizza 30:40 - 30:55 Stanley losses mind 30:56 - 32:18 THE final PEICE IS REAL! 32:19 - 32:47 Stanley has a mental breakdown 32:48 - 33:14 Outro 33:15 - 33:35 Credits 33:36 - 33:38 After credits

[@TheOriginalSkullguy]

22:42 the brain rot made me shit myself oh my god i hate this

[@JamesStarfallalt]

0:43 my brother when I say I ate the last lunchable (it was an equal amount)

[@acetone6M]

30:27, that is the shot of a man contemplating life

[@HoovyGaming]

4:00 me after stanley called bon (a character related to fnaf just minimaly) bonnie: *screamsofthedamned.wav*

[@aliceamineva5757]

14:59 EVERYONE! WE NEED TO SEND MORE STUCK INSIDE VERSE MEMES TO STAN! HE LIKES IT! :D btw correction is: Springbonnie or Glitchtrap and Bon from Walten Files.

[@bLueguysixty]

He would hate that. Yeah sure it’s really good but because it’s CG5 related he would absolutely go bezerk.

[@aliceamineva5757]

@@bLueguysixty :[

[@rain_enjoyer320]

​@@bLueguysixty send him the original song that doesnt have cg5 so he doesnt go insane

[@Spanishinquisition98]

Or just do send him the CG5 version and let him cry about it

[@maxtex60n40]

​@@bLueguysixtywhy does he hate CG5 he makes good fnaf songs ? 🤔

[@GoobilyGoober2007]

13:26 stephen hawking moment

[@werto761]

23:17 I am losing the last inch of my sanity if i hear “one piece” unironically one more time i will lose it

[@tibby4503]

one piece

[@TheNoisePizzaTowerReal]

atleast your sanity is still in one piece

[@thegodofchickens892]

its alright, i understand your struggle. you have to keep yourself in one piece, do not let frustration take over you.

[@jacobvedad4751]

I love listening to dark fantasy by Kanye west in one piece

[@Thechairstore]

I'm sure you'll be fine, after all, one piece of the deal is that we, the comment section, cooperate, and we're super nice people so I'm sure you won't run into those cursed words any time soon! :)

[@badkarmajnr]

13:45 *Guy playing as Mario* Stan: That's Sonic!

[@zafanimate1852]

0:06 It hasn't even been 10 seconds and this one already caught me off guard wtf

[@EdgarMagneDrake4995]

Okay

[@theonethatgoesbythenameofmono]

Never let em know your next move

[@FardNotMe69]

Ayo is he peeing?

[@EdgarMagneDrake4995]

@@FardNotMe69 no he's shitting

[@IxXGDplayerXxI]

​@@EdgarMagneDrake4995no hes peeing

[@raphiel_]

Stan kinda reminds me of that one mouse eating an M&m. 24:14

[@xyz_egg]

3:40 why does stanley’s voice fit withered freddy kinda well 😭

[@GUST13291]

10:20 -"first come the rain, and then thunder"

[@hudsonhoffman1512]

8:37 GNARPY WHAT

[@gulayalakel4925]

man i hope gnarpy does nothing to stan...

[@jackschnipke926]

That just actually made me recoil from confusion when Stan mentioned regretevator

[@Josh72769]

_while _*_Cold Elevator_*_ is playing_

[@trinitysillykitty]

xe appears in a stanleymov video (but in xyr old design) oh fuck

[@Claydoyoyo]

E said “kys now” (in game)

[@The_court_jester9]

Stanley would go to the hazbin hotel specifically for angel dust and you can't convince me otherwise

[@hunteronvr136]

”Golden Freddy in a jar.” Bro that’s Springbonnie or Glitchtrap… 3:55 Also called Fredbear Freddy.

[@florian0879]

thats springbonnie since it has no purple

[@_-SLAYLEX-_]

Fivebear

[@CyberweaverVT]

Kitchen the Chica

[@pedrossecondaccount]

And bon was there too

[@zapyaboi]

BONNIE FREDDY

[@evil_potato2]

Finally the content I've been waiting for 24:06

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

i cant imagine how painful sitting there for 2 hours and having to worry about your stomach fucking exploding was

[@AidanS99]

3 hours 😮

[@Unofficial-ANCIENT-co.-games]

On 2:15 it makes me laugh hard that Stanley takes a splatter poo on the toilet😂😂😂😅😅

[@Unofficial-ANCIENT-co.-games]

On 2:55 makes me laugh extremely hard when I hear they kissing😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@FardNotMe69]

Matpat in the background, Goodbye To Matpat (Matpat's Retiring)

[@spice1387]

1:50 my guy had that 1000 yard stare

[@someweirdkidthatage9]

Fr

[@Lextry_official]

17:30 dont ever come to Italy 🫵🙂 or you 💀

[@Spoogamer]

Stanley trying to poop out using his mouth 12:56

[@Jamaicanwashere]

🚶‍♂️🧍‍♂️🤾‍♂️🧍‍♂️🚶‍♂️

[@kurtyielliot6429]

The definition of vomiting

[@Dawg347]

So he can let it crust and eat it as a snack

[@goldcoin6900]

How is bro struggling to eat a goddamn pizza. 💀

[@ناصرالحربي-د5ظ]

i’m late and you probably know this but he had a stomach surgery that makes it difficult for him to eat anything without feeling full.

[@goldcoin6900]

@@ناصرالحربي-د5ظ oh I didn't know that, I feel bad

[@tbizzleandfriends4994]

I’m honestly proud for the fact that Stanley had to be brave on eating that entire pineapple pizza! gee, hopefully he’ll get some exercise to remove his stress from that painful 3 hour moment. Congrats Stanley! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@FuzedUpVR]

Goodbye matpat you will be missed

[@plantbefore]

sleep stream, more like "ayo prank him john" "you already know" *donates $95 USD*

[@cattervr]

Okay, I don't even care what anyone thinks about me, but this pizza eating part alone is something that's way more satisfying than satisfying videos (know what I mean?) I wanna watch this only from you (no one else) when I have something to eat for myself. Also, this is what I imagine, when I think about eating with someone together. Absolute wholesomeness!

[@4CJ55]

"Which one would win a eating competition? Stanley or CaseOH" -theanimator1230 at: 19:25

[@MaliEmpireKing]

she cat on my nap till i LOUDLY INCORRECT BUZZER

[@Themustardman-h6n]

She cat on my nap til I smiling critters

[@snackeries]

I'm gonna eat dinner tonight with the Stanley eating clip so it looks like we are eating together

[@yamato9753]

This is our daily dose of Stanley. I loved this stream

[@ssuuss539]

8:07 BRO THIS MEME HELLA FUNNY

[@gameroni51]

I was entertained watching stan eat pizza for 3 hours but also worried that bros stomach would go kaboom. Worth a sub

[@FROZ-82749]

11:03 “kiss yourself” got me dying 😂😂😭😭 20:12 bro is feeling the pain of a salt one and a sweet one combined😂😂😂😂

[@zhe6th215]

He didn't eat the crust, speedrun is disqualified

[@edortagarcia2809]

Fake news, it's an any% speedrun, not a 100% completion speedrun

[@zippersnstitches9009]

1:37 the eye-closing, muscle moving and clapping demons all entering my body simultaneously

[@SomeDudeCauseYes]

"clapping"😳

[@The_Mesh]

9:02 You can lie? ON THE INTERNET?!

[@YoutubeCommonman_Totas]

Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

[@Josh72769]

Yo have you heard 4chan-

[@SupposedQueer]

1:40 Log 18-B: I can’t believe we finally caught it on camera. We knew the worms were there, we knew they migrated, but we’ve never seen it in real time. The trained eye may not be able to notice it, but we can… see as the worms move from the throat to the brain, they cause some involuntary movement. This experiment is proving to be very, very interesting thus far…

[@MrpizzaDrip]

*Stanley never fails to make me coom on the pizza*

[@pedrossecondaccount]

How it taste

[@Boykissercentral]

​@@pedrossecondaccountRanch

[@BenyMemes]

Nope, you burned. Do not ever cook again.

[@Oranader]

No, not again. Cease, we are not doing that singleplayer mode this time.

[@smokeyalt55]

You just activated my ptsd. Fuck you.

[@Unofficial-ANCIENT-co.-games]

I’m dying at laughing on 6:10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bear_trap107]

4:33 dude, I'm not sure if I'm the only that caught the shadowy figure peeking their head in the window behind that guy's shoulder.

[@drowsykyle8263]

Tf, where? You tweakin on that gas station sushi?

[@bear_trap107]

@@drowsykyle8263 It's at the end of the clip on the right side of the guy facing the screen.

[@drowsykyle8263]

@@bear_trap107 Holy shit, that scared the shit outta me, sorry I doubted you bud. XD

[@noobiest-m6m]

its actually not that bad *twitches* then five seconds later *takes the hardest crap known to human*

[@keegan4427]

BRO I STARTED DYING AT 11:24 BECAUSE AN AMBER ALERT WENT OFF AS SOON AS I SAW IT😭

[@Leapering]

LOL

[@kera-oq6qu]

0:49 i think shaytan posessed her

[@BlueWolf0998]

9:48 that, Stanley, is actually its scent spot, each smiling critter is supposed to have a scent connected to them which comes out of their mouth with the use of a button. -☝️🤓

[@MD_GamerBoy_08]

the intro was spot on,I was playing lethal company while watching this,someone used the mega phone exactly when he moaned while pissing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MD_GamerBoy_08]

thx for the pin😃🤝🗿

[@Not-The-Best]

9:31 NO STAN, DON’T!!!!!

[@Dr4g0Npc]

ahh yes , the Heavenly Sound of the TF2 Golden Frying Pan "16:57"

[@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial]

0:32 there are bugs under your skin. They’re laying eggs. They’re itching. Grab the knife and dig them out.

[@kathrynkeesecker5905]

They're in your ears and eyeballs, too.

[@artbyphobia]

3:53 I know you did NOT just call Springbonnie GOLDEN FREDDY 😭😭😭

[@yeeteater51]

bro stanley uploads at 11pm at night in my timezone, pray for my sleep schedule

[@justpotato816]

YOOOOOO Stanley you just got into a Purplecliff video. If I Laugh, a Pokémon Dies #26 at 18:50 there's a meme about you

[@Tacon53]

15:40 Don’t worry Stan, the original isn’t by CG5

[@Void_Erebus]

This is how you KNOW stan loves us. He didnt have to do thie but he suffered through it for us. Thank you stan

[@axolotlcomic]

26:44 At this point I started eating popcorn while watching

[@jennifersam4681]

Who the fuck the one chat said n word

[@Lookidontevenknowwhattosayman]

11:42 this is what dementia does to you.

[@just_a_dude_lol]

2:22 YAHIMICE

[@Mythological_Artisan]

Yahi of mice

[@just_a_dude_lol]

@@Mythological_Artisan yahirice "SPELL IT RIGHT" I mean yahimice "That's better."

[@cilipop5984]

Thanks Stan for everything rn. My grandma died and this made me happy. Thanks stan

[@KurokkuSama]

1:39 may I say that Stanley is TWITCH-ing?

[@SantiagoCastillo-ul1yb]

Wow

[@Arandomguywhoisdumb]

YOU SHOULD BECOME A TREE IN DANTE’S INFERNO *NOW*

[@KurokkuSama]

@@Arandomguywhoisdumb 💀

[@ike.0037]

I love how in the 2nd clip Freddy and Stan say and do the same thing

[@Jimybab]

My meme was unworthy. 3:48 was the last it was ever seen.

[@Fotosintesis-c9c]

9:37 don't EVER let bro cook again and this time is serious 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@carlreeves8976]

Lobotomy 7:35

[@erickhurlburt4462]

"i don't need a seatbelt! I'm old enough!" My tiny ass rattling in the car 0:45

[@taniarodulfo170]

3:16 dawg i couldnt keep it in

[@crimsoncurse010]

3:55 "Golden freddy in a jar" Bro thats SPRING FRICKIN' BONNIE

[@crimsoncurse010]

4:00 BRUH THATS GOLDEN FREDDY AND BONNIE

[@Nasir-xm8br]

Someone’s in the back the video 4:38

[@arthurcarter3970]

the way Stanly said "I'm tweaking over here" after he put the warhead in his mouth sounded like a mofia boss voice

[@Cartoon_Concepts1]

6:26 bro WHAT

[@epicmeme3264]

i mean, she did say it

[@Luki_Metz]

3 hrs of pineapple pizza! The content we actually needed

[@gmayzes7268]

1:24 We're almost halfway on that sub goal btw" *The counter being 30 over*

[@Rocketstudio12]

Stuck inside Honestly, is a bang I’ve heard the whole song 105 times

[@MxchiDivine]

Perfect just what I needed to start my day!

[@yousseftamer4943]

2 hours 57 minutes 47 seconds and 36 milliseconds of a man eating pineapple pizza and slowly getting sadder and sadder. Now _that_ is peak content.

[@dotLedud104]

10:56 bro was holding it

[@Erlanpetok]

Watching stanley painfully eating pizza for 3 hours straight😅

[@cyaz_2994]

rest in white pool of liquid

[@makadenmitchell2909]

Tarter sauce!

[@fedethegreat88]

Kum

[@makadenmitchell2909]

@@fedethegreat88 nuh uh

[@Banjadu]

That was pretty fast, but Stanley will NEVER beat the true world record CaseOh with 0.1 seconds

[@rat_n_billy_playz]

Mustard burger eating no 7:21

[@wolfsniper2328]

3:56 this man just called the glitchtrap plush golden Freddy lmao

[@Leapering]

11:27 he has caught the stupid

[@dottergun]

25:05 - i done eating 29:15 - lil bro was done eating 32:20 - stan was done eating

[@CPU1]

7:01 bro we don’t need another verbalase incident

[@Claydoyoyo]

💀

[@Claydoyoyo]

Does he know?

[@mcovar2033]

18:07 WHERES MY DRINK? MY DIET DR. KELP!?!?

[@FreakyFred_originalGangssta]

12:10 mmm bacom

[@CanarotDot]

“Stan, The Amazing Digital Circus soundtrack is on vinyl!”

[@Igami_No_Io]

Bro had that 1000 yard stare right there 2:03

[@RadicalBeans]

Don’t you mean 2:02?