1980s BMW Convertibles | Top Gear | BBC

[@wtfastra]

I love how at 2:35 you can hear hammond's car in the background

[@Tony-112]

lol yeah funny as

[@lilmelon5400]

Toni F

[@paianis]

They mixed the audio from the subsequent shot of Hammond's car with the shot of James & Jeremy. The sound was probably not audible from their place on the runway.

[@SirDominickVDB]

xbb2 yeah 😂

[@netweed09]

Well yes, it's pretty obvious xD

[@horsepower-gn3cd]

I love how John manlove is just all serious and the three of them are just laughing at each other

[@crimsonmaelstrom573]

His name must have come with plenty of fond memories from his childhood 😂

[@dontpissonmee]

haha manlove

[@SpaceMissile]

it's all the bullying; that man has no joy left.

[@sorenp7693]

6:02 -everyone in January 6:04 -everyone in February 6:06 -everyone in March

[@ehmzs]

Soren P 8:02 everyone in April

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

you’re aren’t epic That’s the end of the video.

[@ehmzs]

Ostanian Movie Company Soo, the end of the world

[@Ostan-jw2bg]

@@ehmzs Alright then. I would have assumed there was a deeper meaning behind that. I just didn't want to flat out expect it to have a deeper meaning because I didn't want to sound stupid.

[@ehmzs]

Ostanian Movie Company lol

[@A7XFan800]

Jeremy: Casual driving James: Latex glove and masks aand I lost it at Hammond

[@tonistanelsnake]

zomBje trake

[@NeatoUnused]

Radiation suit

[@Ftalmeida73]

Hazmat suit.

[@salty1099]

Counter Terrorist Suits.

[@ozomini3400]

Francisco Teixeira de Almeida the suit they should've used on the Chernobyl challenge

[@rogerwilco2]

Jeremy: Speed isn't everything! James: Is it not? Jeremy: ighfdugnnz

[@mattwardpictures]

RogerWilco +1 on the Calvin & Hobbes-style fumphering.

[@Chino56751]

RogerWilco You forgot: " POWER ! "

[@venstoma]

Who are you and what have you done with Jeremy!?

[@krishnayashas8360]

+Agent Washington power!!!!! he yells that in all episodes and races

[@patricklung1494]

RogerWilco u

[@statiq1941]

"Leaves?" "Bits and pieces like that.." Jeremys car was totally a weed mule

[@Zak-ob5ze]

Or used to carry salads

[@robbutterill1426]

vegetation

[@chozusmakavelli]

I knew the guy that owned that car actually, he's bro was the smoker.

[@itscozmo5539]

@@chozusmakavelli yup I don't think smoking weed in Islam is allowed.

[@chozusmakavelli]

@@itscozmo5539 it's not allowed under democratic/atheistic/freedom enriched British laws either. The freedom of TV licenses, makes me so happy, as does the freedom of not paying VAT when I need to wipe my ass.

[@udipta21]

And this will be remembered as the best 'factual' television show... in the world.

[@richjay1565]

And on that bombshell..

[@kamilk.5618]

rich jay Back to the studio! :D

[@tayyabpresent3]

That my line

[@aidansweeney9667]

+tayyab no it's my line, get over it

[@Bialy_1]

Then watch Tesla review how 'factual' it was...

[@statesidesupercars]

4:05 probably watched all Top Gear episodes 100x, but just noticed how James looks at his hand after shaking John's hand lmao

[@Picolinni]

I never noticed that! Thank you for bringing that vital bit to my attention!

[@SpaceMissile]

he got some of the bogies on it ahaha

[@JustSomeGuy489]

Manlove Forensics Ltd. has recently changed their name to ArroGen Forensics. probably because of this show lmao

[@teancrumpets5685]

Very good

[@myownsummrr]

JustSomeGuy what is that?

[@bukanmatin5973]

@@myownsummrr What jeremy said at 3:06 about the forensic lab's name. Then after the show, the lab change the name into ArroGen Forensics. Probably also a wordplay for 'Arrogant', haha.

[@atmajirahmat6538]

Bh

[@atmajirahmat6538]

@@bukanmatin5973,

[@laptopgaming7460]

Jeremy and James laughing and not helping as Hammond begs his car alarm to stop is why I love this show

[@benzzodude]

5:38 James May suppressing laughter and then finally laughing like Muttley is the best

[@kieranhughes4090]

Jeremy: SPEED ISN'T EVERYTHING James: is it not? Jeremy: eh um...

[@norden2861]

69th like :)

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

Jezza.exe has stopped working

[@dahippy280]

K J u copied the dude from 2 years ago

[@MirrorMonolith]

1000th like

[@Fuzz1994tps]

"speed and power"?

[@NM-ix6hc]

Hammonds car sounds awful lot like a craigslist deal.

[@ps2bndled]

If it's one thing I've learned, never buy things from Craigslist.

[@hyper_5pace902]

Or a facebook marketplace car, "90000 miles runs well fsh I've just lost the service book"

[@jacksonmeads1161]

@@hyper_5pace902 "20k obo, I know what I have"

[@catweasle5737]

James: Your car's got poo in it.Hammond: Is that normal?

[@ihateyoutube6120]

lolol

[@Ben.e39]

+Cat Weasle James should have said: Well, in your cars, yes.

[@nicolas_h9090]

It is!

[@manictiger]

My guess is some mafia guys tied a guy up, killed him and then he shat after he died. The pubes are just from people having sex in that car or someone jerking or scratching their bits.

[@prostreetfairladyz8402]

manictiger better crush that car

[@tuck234]

"Oh I quite like gentlemen's relish... Oh wait, you mean... lol" Oh James May lol XD

[@DiannaFranzie]

Clarkson: Speed isn't everything! May: Is it not? Clarkson: *Windows shutdown sound*

[@bartdegryse9345]

"SPEED AND POWER"

[@lucaskoukouvaos2589]

2:40 you can still hear Hammond's alarm lol

[@Tony-112]

hahaha yep

[@joelcrooker2907]

Hammonds reaction to hearing “ Pubic Hair” and James’s laugh when Faeces is mentioned is pure comedy gold!

[@williamvazquez9480]

James: I quite like gentleman's relish

[@dionwoollaston5717]

William Vazquez its moments like that are the reason Jeremy makes jokes about James being a sex deviant

[@MichaelD8393]

"Oh, you didn't mean the stuff from the jar!" 😂

[@JetFalcon710]

Jeremy and Richard: _[highly visible revulsion that could probably be seen from space]_

[@bakedsodium6528]

Jeremy: Normal James: Normal with gloves Hammond: straight from Chernobyl

[@bakedsodium6528]

@Meyaka Brown Little did I know I would PREDICT THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

[@Unknown-zd7dn]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH

[@sk8terzane818]

Can we stop talking about the fucking virus and just watch top gear

[@roxydzey]

​@@bakedsodium6528 yep they visited chernobyl

[@guitarzan5328]

Poor John trying to keep a straight face and remain professional the entire time Jeremy, James and Richard are making jokes lol.

[@AstralDragoon]

So I guess someone sat naked in Hammond's car?

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Perhaps more than just sat...

[@TheGuyFromUme]

Feces, pubic hair and tape with blood on it... There was some sick shit going on in Hammond's car!

[@Shakes-Off-Fear]

Sports tape with blood - Could be a sports related injury like Rugby where it's not uncommon to wrap a bloody wound in tape. Public hair and fecal matter - Someone probably has been naked, I'd want to know where they found it. I'd hazard a guess at the back seat.

[@Interceptor810]

50 Shades of Grey might have happened in Hammonds car

[@MultiParasite]

Shane Fell Public hair?

[@chayt0rnat3r86]

"Like driving around in a Moroccan Prison" lmao

[@xzakx7036]

MaxDoesStuff lol

[@CountryHouseGent]

MaxDoesStuff Was going to say the same as well. Piss myself with laughter.

[@jezzaus2124]

Lmao indeed

[@ragimundvonwallat8961]

ridiculous, this car is cleaner than a maroccan kitchen

[@matthewkirby5394]

Its classic comments like this that make clarkson a legend

[@myolox]

I remember putting any key in a 91 Toyota Camry ignitions, and it would start. It was partially a thief getaway car.

[@handsome4922]

you can do the same for your early 90s crown vics. there aren't anymore in existence out here lol

[@braveraxeblade]

I could start my Cressida with my Supra key and vice versa lol.

[@scinorandex]

You can start crown vics using any key

[@chopsuey--]

I could open my dad's old second hand car by putting a ruler in the key hole.

[@Abo39FooR]

old nissian cars were like this. they had this problem forever, some of them though doesn't run without it's original key, but you can open the door easliy with any nissian key. It actually was quite helping if your home had two nissian cars lol

[@cynicalwho4039]

James: "I quite like gentleman's relish" Jeremy's face Hammonds face James realisation " oh you don't mean the stuff from the jar..."

[@ferexx]

A guy in an “Italy" shirt sorting out electronics on a German car. Oh the irony.

[@ozomini3400]

Zephyral and yet, he's british 😂

[@gareth_ross]

Zephyral not all German cars are good. Some are pure shit. 8/10 of them

[@MrDanielsahne]

Gareth wtf

[@Poffa1922]

MrDanielsahne Yep

[@gareth_ross]

@cristi dules I'm from south africa. Most Volkswagen cars are produced in factories here. They dont seem to last very long. Also I own a BMW 135i , beautiful engine that N55 but theres still BMW's that break down alot here. Honestly I'm not trying to be funny. Audi seems to not last too long either. I think its partly to blame with the owners but in some cases I've seen newer model F30 3 series breaking down. More specifically the high selling 320i model

[@felicityirwin3275]

Literally the best moment when clarkson said that his "collegues were distressed" after the forensic tests and then there's Hammond.... Like in a spacesuit and gas mask. LoL!!!!

[@bman4099]

Hammond...it's time to cook

[@teancrumpets5685]

Hazmat suit

[@Francis63591]

thay guy with a pair of reasonably sized speakers NBC suit and s10 or fm12 respirator

[@AverageAlien]

spacesuit

[@uttamjeetsingh7451]

@@teancrumpets5685 Breaking Bad

[@FromComa]

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[@AnthroGearhead]

That needs to be a emoticon

[@kjamison5951]

Noice!

[@johnxthan.mp4]

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[@corentin7731]

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[@mattn.8279]

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[@RCTPatriot75]

I had a 1984 325is. Loved that car. In dry weather it was fun. 300lb speaker box was the only thing that made it slightly drivable in anything other than sunshine.

[@DTCJimmy]

Just in case anyone was wondering, Manlove Forensics is actually the real name of the company it is now called ArroGen Forensics

[@s.sestric9929]

MANLOVE RULES OK

[@amw6394]

@@s.sestric9929 HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

[@ForLifeAndBeyond]

5:59 - 6:10 The three types of people reacting to the coronavirus outbreak

[@thegroupofreptiles6823]

*underrated*

[@thehammurabichode7994]

1) Fools 2) Good good _boys_ with the proper type of N95 Respirator that I don't own 3) People who don't know how to ask what a respiratory virus is

[@s.sestric9929]

It's been 7 months. Have you gotten the virus? Recovered? Died?

[@samurailobster6561]

@@s.sestric9929 Yep

[@C.Berbuto]

I have to so I have worn and gas mask into a supermarket breathed in some of the freshed Air I have ever breathed in

[@KBABZ]

0:00 That opening just screams Donald and Douglas from Thomas the Tank Engine!

[@matthewjones9259]

I didn’t hear any screams from that scene from project g-1

[@janicebing6621]

Clarkson: Speed isn't everything! May: Is it not? Clarkson: Windows shutdown sound

[@Praktical_]

@@janicebing6621 underated comment bro

[@alialeksandrajohnson1215]

E30 simply one of the finest and sexiest car that BMW ever build

[@ralphknoxjohnson5030]

Tandem Drifter and without blood, pubes, shit, bogies and sliver... and the paving stone... and the car alarm, and the broken brakes

[@justforever96]

+Ralph Knox Johnson I don't think BMW added those as factory options. I think the point was is that this kind of stuff you can expect to find in ANY used car, or even when you borrow your friends car. A lot of people have nasty habits in private. As for the fecal matter, they didn't say it was human (although if it was, it could have easily have been a family car, and their kid had an "accident" at some point). He didn't even say it was the front seat. It was more likely dog shit, if there was really "fecal matter" there at all and that wasn't just part of the script. He didn't say what kind of shit it was, just that it "appeared" to be fecal matter. I've seen lots of things that "appear" to be fecal matter. I also know that if you tested my pickup truck right now, you'd find evidence of "feces", because we went camping this summer, and my dog had an "accident" in the back of the cab. I cleaned it as best as I could, but I guarantee a forensic team would find "evidence of fecal matter", and probably could even after I finally bring it in to have it professionally shampooed. Doesn't bother me much; it's in the back, and I ride in the front. And that's all assuming that they actually found what they said they did, and weren't just following a script. Seems like a real forensic team should have found a lot more than what they did. At the very least, they told them to only report the nasty things they found. There should be clothing fibers, cigarette ashes, all kinds of stuff in a used car, and a forensic team ought to be able to find them all. Probably plenty of DNA as well.

[@VX-97]

+AliAleksandra Johnson Theres also E34 and E38 that are sexy.

[@RetroAdzz]

no

[@Rj-tz5kb]

you need a pair of glasses

[@ausomeaspie]

5:31 I love the way Jeremy Gestures being bound.

[@mikewilliam4801]

3:44 " I quite like gentlemen's relish"..HAAAA!! That explains a lot about James May.

[@cheezoncrack1]

I just love that they’re racing and Hammond alarm is still going off

[@Folopolis]

Pubic hair? They better call +MightyCarMods to tell them that's not normal.

[@johnscott305]

mcmrules

[@PK-qo1ww]

hahaha

[@abusalu2628]

X cv

[@Sicro-es8ds]

There has been a murder in Richard's car.

[@maryshetley3330]

not just a murder from what i have heard about his car there was something else

[@DanTheStripe]

"Your car's got poo in it" cracked me up way more than it should have.

[@PaoXeR]

That moment when they're thrashing a car I'd kill for lol.

[@Bairdogg]

crying watching this

[@wutzitrone4522]

+Bairdogg me too

[@TheCool9090]

t556yrt 66g

[@appelpower1]

+GhostDogDK The only one I'd prefer over the bus is James's, and even that one was fairly rubbish.

[@hermannchan8930]

Thank god the wheel was on the wrong side and I wouldnt buy it anyway.

[@aibpresto]

I love that you can still hear Richard’s BMW beeping after the 0-100-0 race

[@jacobrumens9601]

2:45 Those rare times when Jeremy Clarkson thinks that speed and power isn’t always the solution.

[@98-SR5]

Clarkson: "Speed isn't everything..." May: (angrily): "Is it not?" Clarkson: "Attempting to pronounce Elon musk's child's name"

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

1:46 seeing "sad hammond" makes me wanna give him a hug :(

[@arcenalism]

patrick Katalenas

[@iloveplayingmid]

patrick Katalenas poor Hammond 😥😥

[@martinconnors5195]

I love that laughter, especially with the car alarm

[@aaronholmes-black6621]

6:22 "Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man that had just had his car nicked!"

[@JJ-wo3vb]

:’Aaaaand some flakes of skin’ Jeremy ‘That’ll be mine’😂

[@Polofreak6n2]

Love E30"s the best model of 3 series

[@Dimchface]

6:06 better protection than we have got from 2020 virus

[@C.Berbuto]

no I have that stuff to protect me LOL

[@jpdst29]

LMAO at James' immature snort when the dude said "pubic hairs"

[@Hyfoxdro]

4:39 James' face.

[@arslanrahmetullin9648]

какой серия знаеш?

[@ajrox999]

2:45 "Speed isn't everything" - Jeremy Clarkson

[@hedduyou]

Did the "Thief" @6:43 really just pull the window back and unlock the door with his hand? Top notch criminal there...

[@reececollison5101]

6:03 turned out to be a very dark premonition of what life will turn out to be like in years to come 😂😂😂

[@efthymis_mc34]

"Speed isn't everything" -Jeremy Clarkson, (insert year here)

[@iraqiraqi5475]

E.P Σpan-//:;redeeming_code//:-insert-year//= 2011

[@lestercarter4160]

2018 - The Grand Tour "SPEED AND POWER"

[@pulkinpulman2028]

"from a mosque in Birmingham..."they're good...they're good"

[@AnotherStudent96]

Masjid is mosque in arabic too

[@pulkinpulman2028]

Hey it's me from 2 years ago..haha still funny the 3574th times i watched this

[@jiki776]

hi @@pulkinpulman2028

[@MASTERJJ1995]

@@pulkinpulman2028 Welcome to 2 years in the future.

[@kotletmaker328]

@@pulkinpulman2028 lmqo

[@odfkjdhgovj]

"It's like driving around in a Moroccan prison" hahahahaha I miss people being offensive

[@FAT8893]

7:04 Best reaction ever. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@maddie4573]

"Speed isn't everything!" I never though I would hear these words come out of Jeremy's mouth.

[@JetFalcon710]

He probably wasn't expecting it either, you could almost hear a Windows error sound coming from within his skull

[@awddfg]

*_7:15_**_ Tfw Uzbekistan is double landlocked_*

[@advaitkamatha_4438]

It will go to a country where there is port

[@tigerwithnightvisiongoggle42]

Jeremy: “Speed isn’t everything” Also Jeremy: “POWAAAAA”

[@nitrogaming115]

Sad Hammond noises 1:46

[@rturner4205]

7:47 Hammonds BMW has had the Eastern European treatment.

[@Flaccidtetris]

That gentleman's relish bit kills me every time

[@tkegger21]

Jeremy: speed isnt evrything Also Jeremy: SPEED AND POWER!

[@janferenc316]

Jeremy in this episode: Speed isn't everything Jeremy in every other episode: SPEED AND POWER

[@racingjimmie48yt83]

I love how when Jeremy and James were arguing you could just hear Hammonds car in the background

[@brytodunsm5713]

Me and the boys trying to not get coronavirus 6:00

[@12348477]

6:00- driving before Covid, 6:01-6:08 driving during Covid.

[@vodkaliscia3848]

Jeremy: Normal James: Normal with mask Hammond: HAZMAT suit

[@__wegojim__]

6:29 hammond looks like a child 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dazzaMusic]

3:55 lets start the video here 😂

[@berylgreen1973]

Those are *not* "cheap aftermarket wheels" on Hammond's car. They are AZEV Type A rims from Germany. I have the AZEV Type AS on my E30 convertible too and they cost $2800 per set (with Pirelli P-Zero tires). They are gorgeous wheels and I get complements on them all the time.

[@Sonikkua]

+Beryl Green Well stye might not actually be, but they LOOK crappy as hell lol

[@Bairdogg]

still ugly as hell

[@scottjones597]

Watching this in 2020 and how James and Hammond driver after the forensics test is actually how we drive round now.....😃

[@DustinPlatt]

I quite like Gentleman's Relish as well doesn't even need to be in a jar.

[@devinthierault]

Uzbekistan, France

[@masterblaster4784]

"Its like driving around in a Moroccan prison in the front of his car" 😂😂

[@rogerwilco2]

94 thousand miles isn't a lot.

[@KatieKat223]

+RogerWilco "I think it has done more than 94 thousand miles" - He's implying that someone clocked it back

[@FrightfulAccountant]

+SkinnyBill I was just thinking the same...

[@bmwalpina4628]

+RogerWilco after real 94k miles that baby starts walking after birth :)

[@Onio_Saiyan]

@@KatieKat223 Is this matt farah's million mile lexus?

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

0:06 looks like Richard Hammonds convertible is struggling to start up and now the alarm is going everytime he tries to start the car

[@randy438]

0:40 That should be illegal to do that to an e30

[@rnthiphop]

+Randy Barley i hate him so much now

[@Fuji086]

+TouTiiTou ignore him, he's just a damn kid.

[@silvebringer1]

+Randy Barley Why? it's a crappy car.

[@The786legend]

+Randy Barley looks like he just clipped it

[@DrEtzor]

+stabnshoot Reasonable people buy a car that actually works, a person who wants a good car either buys German or Japanese.

[@niercaz]

"Cheap aftermarket alarm matched his cheap aftermarket wheels".. Wow, their knowledge is brilliant. Azev typ A wheels are cool and not very cheap!

[@Gearheadlights]

And don't forget, there are some fake ones too

[@tedarmavan]

ATEV

[@brandonramseur3597]

Jeremy: normal driving May: mask and gloves Hammond: learned what was In the canister

[@juliocosta4367]

O melhor programa automotivo do mundo, esse trio é o melhor os melhores do top gear ❤️

[@MulletMan3108]

5:50 your cars got poo in it

[@PhenomProductions23]

Lol. The Hamster wearing a Hazmat suit.

[@rogehmarbi]

7:48 when I was younger I had a teacher who drove a beat-up Suzuki Carry, the ignition wss so worn out he could start it with a scissors. And we did, once.

[@wolfenher6937]

Every time Jeremy buys any car in any episode never have any brakes at all lol 🤣

[@lagercat5916]

Hammond has that 2020 outfit going on with the corona virus and all

[@mazdaman2315]

6:01 driving in 2019 6:03 driving in 2020 6:06 driving in 1350

[@ugaboga9829]

The 80s cars they drove then is like the 2000 cars for us. 20 years from them to the 80s then and 20 years for us to the 2000.

[@Twentytwo22-entertainment]

2:35 I love hammonds car going off in the background

[@edwaardd]

these cars are gold in my country

[@AidenAprt]

Clarkson - "Speed isn't EVERYTHING!" Also Clarkson - "SPEED AND POWER!"

[@wetkneehouston6293]

Although I must have done this a hundred times, I'm about to start a Top Gear special marathon!

[@andrewpolasek5524]

The E30s had the most iconic BMW front end. It was mostly all downhill after that.

[@iVan123]

"gentleman's relish"

[@maakakakekeke]

Wait someone died in Richard's car?

[@Harrison1010]

either that or they just got beaten to a pulp

[@jagkings]

No the previous owner was probab injures in rugby and used tape over the wound.

[@AlfaRomeoQ]

@@jagkings That doesn't explain why his car's license plates are registered to a Rover, not a BMW...

[@ComeJesusChrist]

I always liked these e30s, the prettiest 3 series ever made. I loved the coupe, I loved the Touring and the convertibles, including the Bauer ones. I almost bought a 318is in 2008. They are now around £15-25k. I didn’t like the silver colour as I always wanted a dolphin grey one. Instead, I went with a 1983 SL280, which also went up in value significantly since. To me, the great car era ended in 2002 and the greatest cars are the ones made in the late eighties and nineties. They are still usable as a daily, but are not overly complicated.

[@caligula2167]

Yeah, I myself enjoy the look of the E30 convertibles, coupes and touring, but not so much the sedan. You have to give some love to the E46 coupes though - they are a beauty, too.

[@ComeJesusChrist]

@@caligula2167 Absolutely, the E46 series is the other one that is stunning. I had two estates and as you said, the coupes and convertibles are stunning.

[@benjaminencarmine]

E34s are nicer, bigger and faster.

[@boringstuff3463]

2:37 you can still hear hammond s bmw in the back 😂

[@Makrel94]

Best era of top gear !

[@mrq8301]

“Well I quite like gentlemen’s relish”🤦‍♀️😂