TORBJORN VS ENGINEER RAP BATTLE by JT Music (Overwatch vs TF2)

[@onedehydratedboi2217]

Torbjorn:”you let your sentry do the work, while I hit heads” Lazy purple: I HAVE A SHOTGUN!!!

[@idontknow9395]

Y E S

[@pan-ic2nq]

And also the widomaker that do BANG

[@coldbob2]

​@@inkstar7521 the shotgun for engineer

[@thatonespringbonnie2383]

"LAZY, WHAT KIND OF DEFENSE IS THIS?!" *"I AM THE DEFENSE!"*

[@simon_boi2753]

LAZY WHAT IS THIS OFENCE............................... lazy: I AM THE DEFENCE

[@Moxleid]

Torb: "U sure aren't the get your hands dirty type" Engineer: *laughs on frontier justice*

[@vc_whatever]

**laughs in perfect shotgun aim and widowmaker**

[@manchungus3486]

WHEEZES IN BULLET STORMER AND WIDOWMAKER

[@KawfeeBoy]

Laughs in gunslinger

[@SammPlaysGames]

Laughs in battle engie

[@FancyNeon]

*I AM THE DEFENSE*

[@deborahkelley2163]

Overwatch: *We have the worlds most advanced technology* TF2: *We have an army of robots, a wizard, and Australian Superman*

[@whiskeyandchips9900]

Deborah Kelley Saxton would beat the crap out of Superman

[@metallord6960]

@@whiskeyandchips9900 he'd have his scientists convert australium into kryptonite

[@immickal]

*Also turrets, teleports, dispensers and Australian gold.*

[@axary7199]

a super man that doesnt have any weaknes

[@viperbuzzard01h84]

@@axary7199 well he refused to hit a little girl so i guess that counts

[@ScrumpeyBros]

1:16 Torbjorn: See I don't need a triple decker sentry defense Engineer: *equips gunslinger* Engineer: Neither do I

[@Aceof20Spades]

*pulls out frontier Justice along with gunslinger* *LETS DO THIS TEXAS STYLE*

[@O5Nota]

*revs up hand

[@VilikuliHarris-hg7de]

YEE-HAW

[@northernalpine4350]

_(Whips out Critted out Frontier Justice)_ *_"Yee haw Pardneeer"_* *(Que Crit sfx and funny ragdoll)*

[@DainKeith]

​@@O5NotaSentry going up

[@goneagle1122]

Torb: Stay away from my daughters! Engi: The thing is... **Torb's phone ringing** Torb: Hold up, Brigette's calling. Engi: that.

[@harryratcliffe8882]

why do I ship engie and Brigette??

[@goneagle1122]

@@harryratcliffe8882 How am I supposed to know?

[@cybersoldier44]

OOF

[@cybersoldier44]

@Adam Gambrill Year 12 Briggit is if right played a pretty good hero

[@feli-the-sunfairy]

@Adam Gambrill Year 12 I honestly stopped playing OW right when they added Briguette.

[@Pandoras_Act0r]

Torbjorn: i can create *countless* sentrys Engineer: i can teleport bread

[@rans0mware]

"I can teleport bread for 3 days straight. Fite me punk"

[@o__o.6212]

How much bread can you teleport?

[@nic3638]

Question. I have teleported bread

[@mtfepsilon11ninetailedfoxl93]

@@nic3638 no its, "I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days straight"

[@theresamerithew8282]

@@o__o.6212 enough for 3 days

[@fhllort8817]

Spy: steals your mother Engineer: steals your daughter Scout: steals your sandviches

[@smilewidestudios8589]

Medic: steals your soul

[@gintsteake]

Heavy: steals your life

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@smilewidestudios8589 Why... That's a lovely pen you have there... Perhaps you'd live a deal?

[@smilewidestudios8589]

@@Dragonspirit223 Pen?

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@smilewidestudios8589 Medic traded a 1/9th of his soul for a pen from the Devil. Long story

[@definitelyamagikarp4380]

After Torbjorn tells Engineer to not date one of his daughter he literally sets up a date with one of them in 5 seconds at max, this dude is savage

[@Corsair2092gaming]

He teleported during Torbjorn's Verse.

[@jack-101k]

It’s 7 at max

[@perkelyat]

Exactly 10 seconds is what took him.

[@Tf2grilledcheesespy]

bro just has unspoken rizz but not as much as spy

[@UltimateCommand0]

Engi was already dating brigette but tobjorn didn’t know yet

[@icetide9411]

Torbjorn: Has 7 daughters Engineer: I'ma do what's called a pro gamer move

[@bustergundo516]

One for everyday of the week.

[@cybersoldier44]

@@bustergundo516 no

[@bustergundo516]

@@cybersoldier44 yes

[@Vexin980]

@@bustergundo516 Absolutely yes.

[@bustergundo516]

@@Vexin980 you just have to be careful not to anger the father.

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

“wanna beer?” “don’t worry boys,” *“the engineer, is engi-here.”*

[@IndianaBones027]

Is nice

[@notcynthia9590]

Sans the Legend I think you mean the engi deer

[@afallingtree9114]

hehe

[@igjozz5646]

Hello there.

[@hellzer6633]

Your going to prison

[@funkywasit]

when the 2 smartest kids get different answers on the tech test

[@antoniodelrosario3083]

no when the two technicians have a fight over a robot

[@Agreendog564]

Yes

[@antoniodelrosario3083]

@@strayYTuser how is that woooosh? I got the joke

[@josephjaimeolnanigon1653]

and their both wrong lol they both lose at the end

[@funkywasit]

@@josephjaimeolnanigon1653 they're* (insert laugh track)

[@yes8807]

"Tolkien just called, he'd like his Dwarf back" YOU'RE KILLIN HIM DUDE

[@williamwoznack5312]

Random crits are fair and balanced xD

[@V2_TheGreatest]

Whos tolkien?

[@yes8807]

@@V2_TheGreatest i dont remember its been 2 years

[@V2_TheGreatest]

@@yes8807 Fajr

[@V2_TheGreatest]

@@yes8807 fair

[@Thecloakofshadows]

not gonna lie, I think engineer won this one. I'm not even talking about the rap itself but the man was calling up Brigitte WHILE talking smack. That's a whole new level of multi-tasking.

[@huhhuuu5380]

That's how we do it in Texas

[@bingus5202]

LET'S DO THIS TEXAS STYLE

[@Chemical_Alchemist]

Don't America turrets get sent over from china.

[@FateFan-ko3lc]

TechNoGamer456 I’m a homegrown machine, see the guns I’m toting?

[@Perdix64]

Tyler Helmes LETS DO THIS TEXAS STYLE

[@dee-dee1382]

Torbjörn: You’re sure not the “Get your hands dirty type” Engineer: *Cuts of his own hand * Me: *Laughs in mini-sentry *

[@Rotihn]

Engineer: Pulls out wrangler Laughs in cross nation sniping

[@urdeadnotbigsuprise7439]

Engineer: *pulls out widowmaker* *Laughs in unlimited metal*

[@toaron8882]

Engineer: Pull out Frontier Justice Laughs in turret death for 57 Crits

[@itstime6974]

More like: Engineer:*removes his glove*

[@elector277]

Gunslinger

[@mariecheckosky1833]

Torb: You just sit back and observe the fight Uncle Dane: where’s my gun

[@minor_change5116]

Lazy Purple: I HAVE A SHOTGUN!!!

[@lurkingknight199]

I AM THE DEFENSE!!!!!

[@cybersoldier44]

@@lurkingknight199 LAZY WHATS THAT FOR A DEFENSE

[@smoothieboyofficial]

LAZY WHAT KINDA DEFENSE IS THIS!?

[@sugarrushambassador]

I AM THE DEFENSE!

[@milkman4640]

Engineer doesn't have a superiority complex. _He is just superior._

[@Agent-8]

Amen

[@DrBright5558]

Engineer gaming approves this message

[@Infernal_Blaz3]

Yes

[@jonathanxavier6499]

lol yas

[@WheatMuncher3000]

And hes gaming

[@deputyrook6232]

overwatch sentry: "even at a distance im deadly!" me: *laughs in wrangler*

[@EfeDursun125]

:D

[@nuke1210]

Now that is funny

[@ravidroseman]

What's worst is even if the sentry is half a map away the damage is always equal to what our distance to the target.

[@robothoovy]

Ah, I see you're a man of Tf2 items as well.

[@godlyhax4172]

@@EfeDursun125 aw

[@jackalpartisan]

Thumbnail: *When the short kid finds a kid shorter than them*

[@slowpizza1212]

Gabe that was me in school then I met my friend that was like one once shorter

[@thelesbianmenace9341]

That line says up all of my HS life

[@fragzilla4531]

Gabe engineer is actually the shortest of all the TF2 mercenaries

[@jackalpartisan]

@@fragzilla4531 it said that in the joke my dude

[@fragzilla4531]

Gabe right

[@naamloos1031]

What we still need is: Heavy vs Zarya Saxton Hale vs Doomfist

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Gray Mann vs Reaper?

[@danthestatman8444]

also maybe the omnics vs the robots

[@Dragonspirit223]

@@danthestatman8444 YES! THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!

[@jodieevans2461]

Not sure wich one I want more

[@jodieevans2461]

Gray mann vs max a million

[@Zeth06]

"You just sit back relax, and observe the fight" Battle engineers: *Bonjour*

[@cybersoldier44]

THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT

[@feli-the-sunfairy]

And Torbjörn told *Engineer* to diversify.

[@joules8167]

Howdy

[@ceu160193]

@@joules8167 That engineer is a spy!

[@user-ow2cs7fb5l]

@@joules8167 Engineer is spy!

[@burakakbay374]

"What do you mean I know him?" *You're looking at him.* That is the moment Which show us the winner.

[@randomdude5950]

Well what do ya know sixty nine likes Aww man, now its 70

[@burakakbay374]

@@randomdude5950 Awww Man.... But I am an optimist. Thank you for your like 👍

[@rosewicktheboring5021]

Amen

[@Alex-rn3jv]

"listen Toblerone"

[@lollyjollyflapjacks6078]

Burak Akbay same thoughts

[@roland4240]

JT:*makes a battle where the engineer clearly wins* JT: yeah we didn't know how to end this so...

[@AiraAngelaRaja]

He still wins cuz Torbjorn got ANOTHER teammate to take care of Engie and Engie's own work STILL destroyed him xD I love it

[@kianvelicaria6597]

Yeah was expecting tf2 fans to talk shit thx for proving my thoughts m8

[@kianvelicaria6597]

Michael Ewoldsen wdym this comment is basically saying "HeY eGinEeR wOn EvEn ThO tHe CrEaToRs Of ThE bAtTlE sAiD iT wAs A tIe" Tf2 fans be talking shit

[@blackoverlord4510]

engi won yeah the brigita thing destroyd torb

[@chandranair9448]

@@kianvelicaria6597 they say it's a tie becuase they dont wanna piss people off if they say engi won (which is obvious he did) overwatch fans (like you) will mass dislike it What I'm basically saying is they say it's a tie so theres no fighting

[@somegenericscpnu-7soldier270]

3:15 No actually, they were designed by him, built by him, and you best hope, not pointed at you.

[@A_drunken_demo]

Best comment ever

[@not_luckylucas3981]

"looks like you need more gun"

[@WarTie]

need a dispenser here

[@The-grrrreat-papyrus]

​@@WarTie poot dispenser here

[@Thevoid..]

Spy:laughs in French

[@Metulled]

“Listen Toblerone” Ladies and gentlemen, our winner...

[@joshuabennett8256]

I get Jello Apocalypse vibes

[@thetruenugget7810]

What

[@brickbro0561]

God bless his Texan face.

[@omnisystem6030]

PootisMann engineer won in my opinion

[@IndianaBones027]

@@thetruenugget7810 Engie said "listen Toblerone"

[@akula966]

2:37 You're lookin' at him. Torbjorn: GAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[@gintsteake]

That part is fire for engie since he took his daughter XD

[@kristinerodrigues7919]

I Love that part

[@dargom1708]

Tob: *Gets a team kill* Engie: *pulls out a rancho relaxo and gets 50 killstreak*

[@Fizzie_Fiend]

torb: shows he got over 60 kills in the results engie: pulls out a strange hales own australium frontier justice with the golden wrench

[@cbgbjb5410]

*Laughs in Frontier Justice*

[@teamhatster]

ITS OVER 9000

[@anguslmx23]

@@teamhatster no.................... It more than 9000

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@anguslmx23 it's OVER 9000, so it's more then 9000.

[@TheWarriorLord]

Even till this day i still love how engineer is the most chill, but also the most savage mercenary in the team

[@Samsulekjr]

Scout.

[@daanstrik4293]

He's chill and certainly combat capable. But I wouldn't call him savage. His murder is calculated, efficient and not something he worries about, and he aint afraid to get involved in the fray to remind you just how defenceless and angry texan with a shotgun is. But he doesn't cruelly torture his opponents, And the joy is only in the combat itself. Not the suffering of those he's fighting. He's a professional murderer. Then there's medic/scout/pyro. Who are (clinically) insane and take great joy in inflicting harm upon others.

[@freetobe5218]

You can say that he doesn’t relish the title. He relishes the kill.

[@trx90vito29]

"I'm like tony stark just vertically challenged" *it hurt itself in its confusion*

[@M4x_P0w3r]

@Humm Man Engineer's quite short actually. 167 cm for a grown man isn't exactly tall. Still more than 140 cm, though.

[@ritter3723]

@Humm Man engi actually is the shortest class in tf2

[@JayTheProtag]

"I didn't know how to end it, so I killed them both off" That's the MCU in a nutshell

[@happlad]

Yup

[@anirvana]

BRUH.

[@slowpizza1212]

Agent AJ true

[@SunnyyDayzz]

Engie: "You gotta be taller" *Says the shortest class in TF2*

[@alechandro89]

All of them are kinda tall

[@Kabirdix]

One of his lines in-game is “Take it like a man, shorty” even though the absolute shortest person he could be talking to is the other team’s version of himself

[@idontknow9395]

I just noticed his name R.I.P you were a good soldier😭😭

[@medic6994]

Still taller

[@advertisingadrian]

Y'all forget the engie isn't standing upstraight

[@ethanarnold4441]

0:27 "Tolkien just called. He'd like his dwarf back." This line was awesome.

[@williamwoznack5312]

Random crits are fair and balanced.

[@keeperofoil5051]

I find it hilarious that TF2 is set in 1968 and overwatch is set somewhere after 2070 yet torbjorn isnt capable of making a full-auto turret

[@beefykeith48]

Militia Pilot you're clearly not capable of spelling "capable"

[@keeperofoil5051]

@@beefykeith48 damn it, autocorrect

[@madisyngolab330]

"Didn't know how to end this one so I just killed them both off." Dude, you're starting to sound like me and I'm an author

[@sddestroyabottt7518]

Yeeeeeeeeeeesh the truth stings when you say it out loud

[@The_Stumbler]

Romeo and juliet springs to mind...

[@stormystorm7549]

As a fellow author i feel really called out lol, one of the best bits of advice i ever got in writing was "If your stuck, just kill a character"

[@nlnjawacky]

Engineer: Why don't we let out handiwork speak for itself? Dispenser and Teleporter: Are we a joke to you?

[@connorirons4542]

If they were included, it wouldn't be fair and tord would lose harder than he already has.

[@BloodBrandy]

@@connorirons4542 In all fairness, Torb's turret used to be a LOT more bad-ass before the rework

[@mattblaster2378]

BloodBrandy, in all fairness engineer would still win

[@nlnjawacky]

@@connorirons4542 not really. It would actually be unfair to engineer since its only one of his buildings. Engineer isnt about the sentry, the other two play a big role as well

[@vert3432]

@@nlnjawacky *Laughs in Rancho Relaxo godlike killstreak*

[@Stardust_Lei978]

"you're not the get your hands dirty type" **LAUGHS IN GUNSLINGER**

[@dapperfield595]

Some say Engineer won Some say Torbjorn won But deep down we all know that they both are the shortest character in their respective game.

[@luaxian]

Who the hell thought Torb Won??

[@titanlord9267]

@@luaxian same

[@smilewidestudios8589]

@@luaxian flat earthers and anti-vaxxers.

[@erroraccountnotfoundthisac166]

Engineer won it alllllllllllll

[@yigitkyc1903]

Isn't scout shorter?

[@svenjones2390]

Torbjorn: you just sit back, relax and observe the fight Me: isn't that just proving that his sentry is that good

[@TheWarmachine375]

Ironic that Torbjorn thanked Bastion, an Omnic he hates

[@rans0mware]

@@TheWarmachine375 Ironic is that Torb praised himself the whole time and then still needed ahelp from a machine he hates.

[@rans0mware]

Yes

[@Homeruna25]

True

[@daniitheyuricrusader]

There is a diference between good and unbalanced

[@Huy-G-Le]

Torbjorn: “you just stay back, relax and observe the fight.” Lazy Purple: But what if i *Start Shooting* . *Laughs in buckshots* .

[@DesseDesseDesseDesse]

Im A defense

[@fla_oracle8698]

you know thats a acurate representation of most engie not including me in casual

[@veryfatweeb4507]

Uncle Dane: *laughs in frontier justice*

[@barthvader95]

Somewhere, some other engineer laughs in Widowmaker and / or Panic Attack.

[@Methew217]

Lazy purple is such a good tf2 gamer

[@astuteanansi4935]

Whatever you think about Torbjorn's verses, I have to give it to him, I'm pretty sure he's the first Overwatch character to avoid pulling the trite "ur old and ur tech is old" card. Props to the dwarf for just that.

[@glitch6183]

I also think his "call me what you like i may as well be mythical" was good too

[@Matt_364]

He also rhymed scrap with scrap-

[@glitch6183]

@@Matt_364 true but still

[@funnyboneman1762]

the only reason he doesn't say that is because engi has better tech lol

[@virtualhugman5718]

True

[@krzysiekkaminski6702]

Torb: ,,you just stay back, relax and observe the fight" Engie: and with that I have more kills than you

[@cybersoldier44]

and if its destroyed im gonna go TEXAS STYLE *frontier justice

[@BUnitMN-T]

@@cybersoldier44 𝙔𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙀𝙃𝘼𝘼𝙒𝙒𝙒!!

[@cybersoldier44]

@@BUnitMN-T torb: *builds not upgradeable turrets* Beauty newdefined engie: *builds three buildings all can be ubgraded (except the mini)* you just aint doin it right

[@taraktaras7327]

:flushed: oh wow

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

*LOADS SHOTGUN* LETS DO THIS TEXAS STYLE

[@oliverfougere6296]

JT: Stages a rap battle and doesn't know how to end it. Also JT: "So anyway I just started blasting."

[@eidanancheta9022]

Lol nice meme

[@oliverfougere6296]

@Elena Bodon Yeet.

[@rosewicktheboring5021]

Engineer won. *"You're looking at 'im."* And Torb was immediately flattened, shredded and sent to the trash. That wasn't a mic drop, that was a nuke drop.

[@dddudemanguy80]

He only got shredded and thrown to the trash, he already was flattened

[@rosewicktheboring5021]

@@dddudemanguy80 You right, you right.

[@rosewicktheboring5021]

@@PriestessOfSlaanesh Hilda, you've clearly not watched the battle yet. Please stop trying to get out of doing your work and do a Nike.

[@RelekBrudder]

@@dddudemanguy80 oof

[@supercharger4189]

@@RelekBrudder let this man keep his political beliefs and interests dammit

[@PretzelsWithSalt]

I find funny the fact, that many of Torb's bars are about praising himself, while Dell's bars are about insulting Torb. Only times, when he mentions himself is either to show, that his gears are diverse or about Briggite

[@TheyCallMeIce]

There must come a point when you're fighting a defense class and the entire time you're the one busy defending yourself from BURNS, where you realize you're outmatched.

[@anfuznar]

Can we all agree that in game engi wins he’s basically a medic and heavy mixed into a single character

[@stormtrooper51ru]

LVL 3 sentry: *Sad Heavy and Soldier noises*

[@samlawrence332]

Minus ubercharge

[@nomadicmetalhed891]

Actually: Sentry: lvl 3 Heavy: lvl 2 and 3 Engineer: duh Medic: Dispenser Sniper: Wrangler Spy: Ninjaneer Power classes: Battle engie Scout: also battle engie

[@stormtrooper51ru]

@@nomadicmetalhed891 Masterpiece

[@EAdude101]

Can't forget that he's better with the ladies then two-thirds of the rest of the classes

[@Lisalisita]

Torbjorn: Like Tony Stark-just vertically Challenged. He just dissed himself

[@jakubpawelczyk2688]

apart from the fact that engineer literally build life extending machine allowing you to live almost endlesly

[@bloodbrawler1438]

@@jakubpawelczyk2688 That be his grandfather, actually. Maintenance on that device however, is a feat all on its own.

[@thekosgator7502]

*"Ohhh self burn, those are rare"*

[@rejvaik00]

*Torbjorn used comeback verse* _It's not very effective_ _Torbjorn hurt itself in its confusion!_

[@Phantom-Neon]

It's a rebuttal to engineers short jokes He's saying even though he's short he's like Tony Stark

[@PeterJamesVillegas]

Torbjörn is the DPS machine Me, a Combat Engie: Laughs in Frontier Justice, The Wrangler, and Ginslinger.

[@NorthernCrus]

*Ginslinger* It launches bottles of Gin at his enemies from a distance

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Torbjörn used to be a team support defense class, not a DPS, until Blizzard rewrote all defense classes into brainless shoot-'em-up attack classes (esp Symmetra and Torb) to please the comp players who all want to frag no matter what class they play.

[@claifers1841]

You disgust and make me proud of ma work

[@Double_D__]

I feel like the difference between the Engineer and Torb is this: A Torb Turret is a nuisance, but it isn't a threat. A good Sentry Nest requires a whole coordinated team push and usually involves an Uber.

[@isaiaholaru5013]

This is correct. But I believe Engie needs material to make his turrets while Torbjord doesn't. Is this correct?

[@shinkokuhiiro6226]

@@isaiaholaru5013 That is correcty as Engie needs 130 metal to build a level 1 sentry. But since metal is easily accessible from the various ammo boxes, enemy death and the fact that Engie starts off with 200 metal and can build a dispenser that gives unlimited amount of them. It isn't a big of an problem as one would believe.

[@cgaminganims7046]

And then a random scout takes that ammo

[@nightart9345]

@@cgaminganims7046 "WELP, I give up. Time to play battle engineer!"

[@endotheepic9093]

@@isaiaholaru5013 Yes, which makes Torbjorn a more effective offensive class. Engineer is much better on Defense. They both play different roles in their games, and their sentries reflect on that.

[@neonnova3832]

“I didn’t know how to end this one, so I killed them both off” Disney making Rogue One

[@YaBoiDoc]

Neonnova More like: Disney making Rise Of Skywalker

[@neonnova3832]

Boba Fett that too

[@neonnova3832]

Boba Fett also how are you talking what happened to you being digested over a long period of time in a sarlacc pit

[@YaBoiDoc]

@@neonnova3832 I escaped, read the comics.

[@neonnova3832]

Boba Fett I know, I’m a HUGE fan of EVERYTHING Star Wars. But recently Disney made everything not in movie non canon

[@thescoundrel793]

I think in an actual fight, Engie would win. His tech is better, and more varied, wider variety of guns, and he’s southern.

[@izzywood2874]

Don't mess with texas

[@cybersoldier44]

lets do this *TEXAS STYLE*

[@siliconeeater8470]

Texans will flr fuck you up

[@neruduh]

Engie: *laughs in gunslinger, southern hospitality, eureka effect, jag, widowmaker, frontier justice, rescue ranger, dispenser and panic attack*

[@user-vo6xf1fp2w]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAWWWWWWW

[@septemberthe1loner]

Honestly, torb lost when he rhymed scrap with scrap

[@aaronking2020]

If he had said crap instead of scrap it would have been infinitely better and that's still bad.

[@gamertron1064]

True, that is like the golden rule of songs.

[@shadowgamer51thegame61]

So true man

[@baconbro6867]

He lost it when he existed

[@Moss_Dude]

Normally something like that is revolting to me but I let it slide because of the wordplay. The first scrap was referring to the literal scrap engy offered and the second was a machine pun, as in crap.

[@RageCreati0n]

“You let your turret do the work...” *Laughs in Frontier Justice*

[@khalidshubbar6911]

"I HAVE, A SHOTGUN!" -LazyPurple

[@opi2869]

Texan midget vs ikea gnome This might be the battle of the century!

[@slowpizza1212]

Of the *SENTRY*

[@connorirons4542]

@@slowpizza1212 no. Just no.

[@slowpizza1212]

Connor Irons yes the joke writes itself

[@autocorrect3055]

Did you mean: Yosemite Sam?

[@borkbork6888]

How tall is engie

[@br4ss_crusader973]

toblerone: builds and defend turret engi: rocket jumps using sentry

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

lol toblerone

[@Quilvin-xu5ht]

Toblerone is crazy

[@terramaldita1470]

Engie:makes fun of torbs hight Also engie: smallest character in tf2

[@swaglevi4315]

Still taller than torb

[@thebeeking9633]

Yea although engineer is the smallest in real life he would be a normal sized man if not taller

[@spanishempire7766]

Isahmae Santelices but still taller then trob

[@mr.h4294]

Take it like a man shortie

[@spanishempire7766]

TF2 Soldier as a wise man once said

[@Vintenuthewizard]

i really like how most of the actual music is made via different tools, which fits absurdly well and makes some really good music

[@oniemployee3437]

There is something about Engineer's cool mind and kind-yet-insulting demeanour that always gives him the win. Dude's forging bars like a factory while Torb is struggling to keep his mind from overheating.

[@Cybertooth09]

Torb: You’re sure not the “get your hands dirty” type. Engi at 0:54 *Casually cocks and dual wields a pair of shotguns and stomps into a hailstorm of bullets like it’s a Tuesday morning stroll*

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

JT: this is Rap battle Me: *dear god* JT: there's another Me: *no* Edit: RIP RICK MAY *Salute*

[@jackmack4181]

HERO SKY HERO oh yes

[@foxinahat1886]

"This is a bucket".

[@jackmack4181]

Doctor CLICK dear god

[@mr.springio8626]

Here comes the face of TF2!!!!!

[@dropthebeat5605]

I appreciate the reference

[@blackdragon8404]

I like how both turrets make more valid points than their builders

[@josephleebob3828]

nah

[@Corpah]

@@josephleebob3828 yah

[@HuckNewman-nt7nx]

Nah

[@Corpah]

@@HuckNewman-nt7nx Yah

[@leonrabsch9325]

Nah

[@roynicorn8361]

I don't even understand some of Torbjorns lines? Not the "get your hands dirty type" "let the turret do the work"... Battle-Engineer and his Widowmaker would like to have a word with you. ^^

[@New3DSLuigi364]

TF2 Doesn't HAVE A widowmaker; SHE'S IN OVERWATCH!!

[@JTM]

First bit there is a reference to how Engineer can skew towards a passive role with fighting. The Engineer can be managing up to three pieces of a equipment and wouldnt be considered a fighter first. Torbjorn is a much more active fighter in gameplay. So Torbjorn gets his hands dirty. Widowmaker is the name of a shotgun you can get in TF2.

[@roynicorn8361]

@@JTM Thanks for the explaining ^^

[@minecraftegg3607]

@@New3DSLuigi364 u just got told some knowledge

[@darkcookies8064]

@@New3DSLuigi364 omfg

[@lydialisi5240]

Engineer: "4' 7"? I find that adorable." Me, a 4 foot 7 inch woman: "... awe, thanks, engie!"

[@nataliab9317]

Me who doesn't know my hight but knows that I'm short: Thanks?

[@FemboyGaming420]

I am 15 and is 6'2

[@hedgygaming5494]

I'm 13 and 5'9

[@RCian0]

@@hedgygaming5494 arm wrestling competition we're both the same year and height

[@hedgygaming5494]

@@RCian0 Your gonna win cause I'm a noodle arm.

[@rattledskull9999]

Most of Engineer's lyrics were short jokes but still got him the win

[@syrth]

It's like Engineer has some complex because he is the smollest character in TF2

[@averagamer9222]

@@syrth But unlike Torbjorn, he's made better for it. :)

[@grayfox8942]

Rattled Skull and all his opponent lines were denying it and marking fun of being a Texan

[@gabrielfrench5090]

At least torb didnt call him old this time.

[@bgheseger6937]

Well you can't make fun of half of something oh wait

[@OlWest05]

“Wanna be a Viking? Gotta be taller” Engie: *is the shortest class*

[@caelincoolz5814]

When he says that, I'm picturing him doing the Kazotzky Kick.

[@SomeRandomNerd97]

Is he a Viking though?

[@Ommelanden]

Engi easily won without even mentioning: -The wrangler allowing him to carry teams -Many many many options for guns -Life extention machines -gunslinger and eureka effect etc.

[@intarancane4106]

I agree

[@archangel4868]

how his doomsday army of machines only covered a few gravel pits compared to entire nations?

[@archangel4868]

@@Ommelanden i was hinting at the stakes and also the actual impact in universe. the tf2 mercs get a target practice session and overwatch might as well been hiroshima if the entire population of the planet decided to be there when the bomb dropped. i'm looking at lore, not my opinion on hilarity.

[@Ommelanden]

@@archangel4868 I must have misunderstood your comment. But my towns drinkwater was lead poisoned, so my intelligence is slowly degenerating

[@archangel4868]

@Cloud9 no arguments. it's fun how humanity is best described through the chaos of the mundane than nation v nation war, and also far better described with.

[@thiswhitescreen2666]

I think Engineer was the most savage out of the whole team.

[@gj6012]

Demoman? Sniper? Heavy?

[@SCP-pe6cn]

@@gj6012 Have you heard spy domination lines?

[@gj6012]

@@SCP-pe6cn spy's domination lines are just cruel, not savage

[@Its_Just_Livvie]

@@SCP-pe6cn he means in the song

[@yeetusfetus4257]

Torbjorn: No your not going out with a boy I haven’t met Torbjorn: what do you mean I know him? Engineer: your looking at him

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

I just really love how satisfied Engie is that there’s finally a person shorter than him

[@Basic_Blue1]

"You're an easy target when you're wider than you are tall" at this point Torb knew... he f#@$ed up

[@davidtapley2932]

The spy is actually the shortest tf2 merc

[@totallynotcute_shibe_boi3105]

@@davidtapley2932in the comics it showed the spy was 6’0”

[@davidtapley2932]

@@totallynotcute_shibe_boi3105 the spy's model is the shortest one in the actual game

[@Lazare7782]

@@davidtapley2932no, that’s scout

[@yakupo3973]

Ya know the ironic thing is that lore wise those two are probably the only ones that would actually get along

[@someidiotwithafryingpan3752]

Ross Hübner Care to explain? I don't know much Overwatch lore.

[@yakupo3973]

@@someidiotwithafryingpan3752 well its less to do with torb and more to do with engi being the least unhinged and the friendliest merc. But it also helps that similar minds think alike

[@fattytan1377]

@@yakupo3973 portable throwable fast deployment level 3 sentries would be very scary mark my words

[@abcdefg7770]

I believe that Heavy & Zarya could also get along pretty nicely

[@legodude494]

If any of the TF2 characters would get along it would be demo and junkrat. Both are crazy alcoholics who are obsessed with blowing things up. They're a perfect match.

[@yanderekfcwaifu4524]

I actually think the Engineer and torbjorn would be great friends

[@BHoldMusic]

Oh yeah for sure torb and engie are both one of the most respectful in their respective games, and they would have fun developing tech with each other.

[@theredheadrevolution4156]

@@BHoldMusic Oh absolutely. That line where Torb was congratulating Engineer on his degree, I fully, one hundred percent believe that he means that. Man was like 'hey, dude I'm happy for ya, I really am, but I gotta whoop your ass quick'

[@MonkeyDGooner]

@@theredheadrevolution4156 timestamp?

[@bathtubboi8188]

@@MonkeyDGooner 1:06

[@bellingtoned]

@@MonkeyDGooner 1:06

[@explodingsnowmanyt]

“You let your turret do the work, I’ll be hammerin’ heads” *laughs in The panic attack and Gunslinger*

[@hunteravants7170]

My personally favorite combo. Those two always get the job done for me

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

I miss old Panic Attack.

[@Scarbrine]

Nice, but I prefer Widowmaker

[@liamdalemon1525]

don't all melee attacks to 30 damage? that is less damage than being hit by a fish!

[@Scarbrine]

@@liamdalemon1525 Most melee weapons have 65 base damage, 195 crit damage and 88 minicrit damage

[@lordkinesis4432]

2:28-2:38 Game. Set. Match. Engineer wins!

[@slowpizza1212]

Fact

[@thedonkey6704]

The perfect thing is. Putting a dwarf vs a educated warmachine

[@nutpeg6915]

To make it fair, make him a viking.

[@black97_0]

@@nutpeg6915 he needs to be taller

[@nutpeg6915]

@@black97_0 right, make him 6.4" too

[@cindervee478]

Doesn't Engie have 3 phds?

[@MB-eh2kp]

correction: 11 *HARD* phds

[@H1dront390]

They both have the privilege to say "what is my team doing???"

[@marleenaahmadrapiee1617]

“What do you mean I know him?” *”You’re looking at him”* *Critical Hit!*

[@themarionetteman4970]

That ain't a random crit bro

[@bum116]

His ego got destroyed

[@gamesandglory1648]

@@themarionetteman4970 it is the gunslinger 3 hit combo crit

[@andreaconsonni7455]

that aint no critical hit thats what i call EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@tammyhutsonmazaika]

torb: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[@TheAMVDorf]

“Keep your scrap, cuz I don’t need your scrap” wow Torbjorn that was an amazing rhyme

[@Armetron]

Keep your scrap, cuz I don't need your crap

[@5AMACE]

He should've said: cuz I don't need your crap

[@5AMACE]

@@vanirsama8544 I said should've. I didn't say he wrote it wrong

[@darkfirevr523]

Exactly that's why Engineer won cause of that one thing (theres multiple things Engi won for but that won is the biggest one)

[@firefi1960]

He should have said "Use it yourself, you're the one who needs scrap!"

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

JT could have done a lot more with the fact that both Overwatch and TF2 feature a canonical background storyline of the characters defending objectives against hordes of robots (Omnics and Gray Mann's robot armies, respectively), in the Overwatch Archives story mission on King's Row and in TF2's Mann vs Machine game mode (where the Engineer is vital). In fact, Overwatch 2, with its focus on story missions and Heroes buying "upgrades" to their abilities, is suspiciously similar to Mann vs Machine, which also allows players to purchases upgrades to weapons and characters themselves between waves of enemies, upgrades like the Medic's robot-destroying anti-projectile shield that blocks everything except fire (hello, Reinhard's shield) or the Medic's ability to resurrect teammates in the field (hello, Mercy), AoE sapping of multiple robots at once for the Spy (hi, Sombra), damage resistances for characters, speed boosts, HP regeneration (which in the core game only the Medic has), faster reload of weapons for Soldier and Demoman, the Heavy's minigun gaining bullet penetrating to shred multiple layers of robots, exploding headshots for the Sniper to take our giant robots, metal regeneration and instant building upgrades for the Engineer, two-way teleporters, etc.

[@rans0mware]

try to read this on one breath

[@abowl5667]

Rans0mware mk , yeah that was hard , and I’m pretty sure I’ve lost

[@gamerhenry9161]

Actually,i already have some STEEL PROOF of overwatch TOTALLY copies tf2. 1.THE GAME MODES,attack/defend,ctf,control points,payload etc.especilly ctf and payload,i am pretty sure that when overwatch was released,except tf2,no other game has those gamemodes. 2.The healing beams. 3.even the sentry looks alike.lvl 1 one turret,lvl 2 two turrets,lvl 3 2 turrets and one rocket on top.

[@rans0mware]

@@gamerhenry9161 Anything else mister obvious?

[@gamerhenry9161]

@@rans0mware Are you dissing the game or me?XD

[@debrab7240]

I love how even the machines themselves have their own lines-

[@assassinofsolitude6839]

"You let your turret do the work, I'll be hammerin' heads." Engineer: *laughs in battle engie*

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

"I HAVE A SHOTGUN!"

[@thebiggeststarwarsfan6635]

“Don’t American sentries get sent over from China?” Radigan Conagher: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@pikachugirl203]

Now just zarya vs heavy and then it's over Probably not...

[@Merasmusthewizard5]

Actually i would love to see saxton hale going up against doomfist after that

[@shotgunfrenzy1225]

Well there is sakton hale vs doomfist.

[@stitchesnightmare3392]

Yes!

[@dddudemanguy80]

Suddenly tf2 gets an major update

[@skillfullyunskilled5574]

if we don't want the series gone we can also go for Saxton vs Doomfist

[@Crystal_Remorhaz]

"You just sit back, relax and observe the fight" Engineer: Alright, the gloves comin' off

[@tammyhutsonmazaika]

en killde ten years ago

[@nichkelleher3098]

"By the time you set up your sentry youll see youre work destroyed" Gunslinger: thats, why im here

[@Samsulekjr]

your*

[@bananapug5393]

Sentry is down? I’ll just build another one.

[@mr.springio8626]

2:30 Brigette is calling my phone That's really gives me a big reason I'm voting Engineer as winner.😂😂😂👌

[@Sydfxs]

TORBJON: if u in my distance u are dead Engineer with wrangler: if i see you this means you are dead

[@Obnax]

*Lough in dispencer*

[@tjrex9458]

@@Obnax *Laughs in Lough*

[@thecult7521]

Laughs in wrangler

[@glitchyYouTube]

Engineer starts roasting torb with all the mistakes he made in life and torb just says he likes lava and says he’s good at building turrets

[@pavelpoprjaduha9215]

Turret market gardening: *Exists* Torb: ... Engineer: hold my wrangler

[@zyq9388]

Fun fact: they’re both the shortest characters in their respective game

[@sns72263]

Torb really tried to build himself up but engineer broke em down

[@experiencemaster1743]

how you gonna try out mechanic a guy that created sudo-immortality

[@ungezoockt]

"You build up youre ego, I'll break it down"

[@generic6099]

@@experiencemaster1743 pseudo*

[@HeavyTF2216]

"You let your turret do the work, I'll be hammerin' heads." *Laughs in Battle Engi*

[@RoyaLotad]

"You're an easy target when you're wider than you are tall." OOF

[@milx7210]

an easy target for anyone but sniper

[@noelattano1916]

Id really like an ultimate rap battle between all the characters of TF2 and overwatch in one rap! Who else agrees?

[@vert3432]

VGRB did a 4v4 which was pretty good

[@ChelseaBrownBlatchford]

Me

[@Despacitoian]

TorbJorn rhyming “Scrap” with “Scrap” GENIUS. “Keep your scrap. I don’t need your scrap.”

[@amn2760]

He shouldve said is “Keep your scrap cuz I dont need *THOSE* *CRAP”* yet he rhymed “scrap” with the same word therefore he lost

[@bluesteel1199]

Torb: " you let ur sentry do the work" All battle engies: " ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?

[@duckydog7521]

When the kid with LEGOs and the kid with Transformers have a disagreement

[@ztk1138]

Engineer: "I told you don't touch touch that darn thing."

[@kriminellerbusfahrer5991]

Overwatch fans : we won! Tf2 : nope.avi

[@DrRitterstein]

I haven't seen a single comment stating that Overwatch won.

[@kjkh3104]

Dem tf2 fanboys

[@maxwellgibson1108]

Dude they have a lot still to do

[@terrorbillywilly7918]

Torblerone: "you just sit back, relax and enjoy the fight" Dell: laughs while beating a heavy to death with the widowmaker

[@3NTR4PT4]

"You're as good as dead" Meet the crew rap reference?

[@isaacyeon6334]

Crabbo there’s at least one meet the crew rap line in each rap

[@jcgames7675]

Crabbo which were they I don’t remember them

[@Americanidiot685]

As much as I love torb, Engineer is way better and some much more fun to play

[@New3DSLuigi364]

I Now UNIRONICALLY Ship TF2'S Engineer with Torb's Daughter!!

[@alechandro89]

Perfect

[@Epsilon-ud5oe]

dear god

[@KawfeeBoy]

Pog

[@nikolalogina6303]

new fanfic on its way lol

[@ALYSBALLAD]

@Luna On nightwatch there's more

[@hys7a]

'You're surely not the get your hands dirty type' Battle engineer: *helo*