SOLDIER VS PHARAH RAP BATTLE by JT Music (Overwatch vs TF2)

[@jrguevara8335]

“Welcome to the future, I’ve got a jetpack.” Some pyro main at home: *laughs in thermal thruster*

[@legomanas4702]

*did anyone mention me*

[@Tokyu_division]

@@legomanas4702 me

[@thatguy6519]

In the background soldier flying around at Mach 12

[@thomasgarciaparrett373]

Omg thats what I thought the firat time I heard this XD

[@zacharywiggins9660]

"Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/39/Cm_soldier_pregamefirst_05.mp3 "Let's show these muffin-tops what the wrong end of a Rocket Launcher looks like!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cd/Cm_soldier_pregamefirst_03.mp3 also: laughs in trolldier

[@kaotic613]

“How do your rockets stack up? You have four?” Soldier: *laughs in air strike*

[@alexhicks7266]

Soldier: *Laughs in X10 Beggars Bazooka*

[@SilverGamingFI]

@@alexhicks7266 *laughs in x1000 beggars bazooka*

[@merricklamarsna4470]

Kaotic *cries in liberty launcher*

[@KamikazeBoskiWiatr]

Cries in x10 black box

[@deathrow19961]

*Laughs in airstrike Mvm*

[@shikikankillzone4239]

"What kind of soldier works alone?" 76: **Visible confusion*

[@fnfthetaleoffunk9274]

Lol

[@Mollurtwo]

lmao

[@TheGarbageMan656]

like 200

[@ACVA7253]

Rambo

[@zillentdelta1339]

"I fight for justice" Everyone: *Visible confused confusing Confusion*

[@mongolianboi9242]

"you clearly never read the Art Of War" Soldier who literally made a speech about sun tzu to bunch of decapitated head:you dare questions me mortal

[@epicgamerrazan7323]

Pharah : Rocket Jumping? Seems Dangerous. Trolldiers : *I am fluent of kicking your ass in 6 millions forms*

[@Arcticwolf-zd4bd]

Y E S

[@soviet5662]

Nice jet pack you have there, I have something better: A M E M E S P O O N

[@pontosanaz6485]

*abraham linkold disagrees with you*

[@colonelpopcorn1947]

SCREAMIN' EAGLES!!

[@loaikus2.081]

*6,4 millions

[@SolarFrost2809]

"You call yourself a godess. Now I'm atheist" Well play.

[@ineedpineapples]

This won it for soldier for me

[@robdata9699]

Outstanding move

[@typowynieogar]

@@robdata9699 no matter what soldier will win, why? cause who can kill somebody who do rocketjump and still live

[@vito7654]

İd soldier is die he back stronger Read comics magots

[@mandast7455]

,,and what is a God... To a non believer!

[@janLilin]

"I once killed a man with a god complex. Was he responsible for the Holocaust? YES!" Pharah crumpled under the weight of that flex

[@rejvaik00]

"I CALL THIS YOUR DISHONOURABLE DISCHARGE! YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING...."

[@zebucket4379]

Hahahahaha Hol up

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

So the Army rejected the Soldier and he killed Hitler. And because Soldier is technically a civilian who wasn’t supposed to be there Hitler’s death was written of as a suicide

[@szymciogaming9712]

@@TheUncivilizedNation oh. *interesting*

[@bennimodlover130]

@@TheUncivilizedNation good thinkin, i love that

[@justsomeserpentwithinterne2953]

“clearly, you’ve never read the Art of War.” Yes, Pharah. He didn’t *just* read it. *He perfected it.*

[@boopinbatsfirsttwitchsub]

He didn't read it, he wrote it

[@tropicalbytsanity7845]

He didn’t write it. *HE INVENTED THE FUCKING CONCEPT*

[@DaDag.]

he didnt invent the concept HE INVENTED WAR SO NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR

[@Purple_Lego_stud]

that way nobody could beat him in the ring of honour

[@Half-Productions]

NO. Heheheheheheheh HehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHeheheheheheheh I'm in art of War you magot and did't read you you you magot no body like that b*** and rocket jump sounds not dangures İTS sounds cool

[@gellax111]

"You're a dinosaur I'm a meteor" *laughs in Market Gardening*

[@Rat_Fบcker]

*laugh in direct hit*

[@tinle9]

*Laughs in conch and old Muslek* Sorry is this a communist joke that I am too free to understand?

[@nder_1395]

*laughs in SoundSmith*

[@panzerschiff9805]

*Laughs in Black box*

[@topsgaming4266]

*Laughs in NISLT*

[@johkikanvt5919]

Pharah: ok boomer Soldier: I'll show you why I'm a boomer

[@Glue_Eater06]

You can’t call yourself a baby boomer if you haven’t blown up a baby

[@barorome497]

Cause i "boom" you the fuck away from this battle

[@danytus_]

AKA the most powerful boomer ever, that a trash space girl would stop him from achieving his goals.

[@Cairo40000]

@@danytus_ I'd pick the Cool Boomer over the Egyptian lesbian with a jet pack any day

[@zillentdelta1339]

And why explosions make a BANG ;)

[@jett9631]

“You’ve never read the art of war!” “Sun tzu said that, And I think he knows a lot more about fighting then you!”

[@rejvaik00]

Because he INVENTED IT!

[@localcouchpotato7510]

@@rejvaik00 And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

[@viktorkanyik3416]

But Soldier can't read

[@Commander651]

And then he prefectted it

[@benniecube2334]

So no man can beat him in the ring of honour

[@magnusm4]

Pharash: The only soldier I know is 76. Also Pharah: What kind of soldier works alone? Grandpa 76: We need to talk.

[@ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe]

Let me fight that 76 guy

[@Alcoholic.uncle.]

​@@ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fecanonically, said grandpa would fold you in .5 seconds unless you're a roleplay account then idk

[@tigerlover2853]

@@Alcoholic.uncle.He was repeating one of the lyrics at 2:30 .

[@Alcoholic.uncle.]

@@tigerlover2853 fair

[@G-Gnome1]

I like how soldier just doesnt want to fight her but wants to fight soldier 76

[@liamcleary4063]

Spy: "This is a bucket" Soldier: "Dear God" Spy: "There's more" Soldier: "No"

[@altereweisheit1802]

@The Merkava IV O_O

[@hachii6083]

*Continues* Spy: "this is another bucket" Soldier: *DEAR GOD*

[@sheeloesreallycool]

Spy: “Full of water” Soldier: *SCARED SCREAMING*

[@megabarroth5156]

"Can i have the bucket?" "Ugh fine" "*takes bucket being overly protective of it*"

[@MB-bf2vi]

THIS, IS A LOW BUDGET SOLDIER: HELL YEAHHH SPY: MON DIEU ENGINER: LAUGHS IN AMERICAN HEAVY: MOTHER RUSSIA ANTHEM

[@chamitoempire1672]

Pharah: I have 2 more rockets than you Soldier: *Pulls out shotgun*

[@blueberrybird2147]

But wait, there's more! *pulls out shovel*

[@pvt.goofball4985]

**when soldier blasts her in the air and she decides to use her jetpack then soldier pulls out the reserve shooter** Very poor choice of actions

[@bluesteel1199]

Dont forget the escape plan.

[@nil981]

Soldier: *pulls out air strike*

[@Idkman959]

@@nil981 with 4 kills

[@sir.buttus9151]

A moment of silence for Rick May. Godspeed our soldier

[@dondongman]

Rip rick may

[@aGoofyMan669]

Godspeed you magnificent bastard. Godspeed.

[@baximimoorelano9308]

*crying noise*

[@subjectdelta935productions2]

R.i.p. Rick may

[@feelinghollow9508]

He will always be victorious in our hearts

[@barbque1]

Pharah: "Clearly, you never read the art of war." Meet the soldier: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Twilight44203]

Soldier can't read he probably heard everything else from other sources

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

"And i'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!"

[@naoaquieopatrickpatrick8565]

that was what she was referring to, since Soldier cant read Pharah mocked him for his Art of War Speech in Meet the Soldier, lol.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

Nothing in that video showed he read The Art of War. He literally just quoted one sentence of Sun Tzu and then mixed him up with Noah.

[@vaksik7588]

@@Twilight44203 Actually soldier can read, he's jsut an ignorant idiot (check 3rd comic for reference)

[@experiencemaster1743]

*people trying to say Soldier's getting burnt* Soldier: You can't burn me i'm already on fire

[@l.m.t5802]

Thank you for actually bringing up that voice line. 🔥🔥🔥

[@gregtso7505]

*laughs in fire retardant scar tissue*

[@godzilla-bg1ku]

You can't burn me, I'm already blazing with passion for war!

[@Deathknight721]

I was just thinking that!

[@jaspertyler4557]

How do you know he isn't on fire because of how much he has gotten burnt?

[@odstr-1244]

Pharah:*tries to look decent in the thumbnail Soldier:LOOK AN ANIMAL!!*procceds to hold it and salute*

[@CrazyDolphinJC]

Thumbnail looks bad

[@Jaded_Jinx]

@@CrazyDolphinJC yeah i know. Pharah is not holding a dog

[@CrazyDolphinJC]

@@Jaded_Jinx exactly

[@odstr-1244]

Pharah should take the hint from soldier..

[@jevilstail]

This is why I love Soldier.

[@ValveTec]

soldier went full default shovel taunt in this rap 10/10

[@maxwellgibson1108]

He had the market gardener

[@SuperPwnageBoi69]

No shit

[@audreypatrick3774]

Pharah: “the only soldier I know is 76” Also Pharah: “what kind of soldier works alone?” Soldier 76: *literally calls himself an army of one*

[@Nowherebuteverywere333]

"Congratulations, you played yourself"

[@Hand-to-handWombatCombat]

Overwatch makes even less sense than tf2, and at least tf2 embraces the nonsense

[@kjkh3104]

it's a rap song, she didn't actually say that​@@Hand-to-handWombatCombat

[@theizayoiscramble4006]

Remember something that Pharah will never have. An actor that gave a deep impact and made us all cry

[@NicholasWarper]

F

[@idk-sk7pt]

Godspeed you magnificent bastard!

[@vosskambassador7733]

Rest in peace Commander Rick May

[@whiteboifriendswithredbud5519]

Let’s all be honest pharah is hard to kill

[@iamacatperson7226]

Godspeed soldier

[@daavvidd]

“What kind of soldier works alone” Soldier 76: -_-

[@couriersix4252]

She said i dont know any soldier who works alone and a few seccond before that she says something about 76

[@Pyrotf2_a]

She's literally broke her bar

[@willpatton8548]

But soldier 76 has 75 friends

[@GAMER-jr6qx]

Soldier 76 works with overwatch

[@apexgear2340]

@@GAMER-jr6qx hes a mercenary

[@inkieghost7458]

“Call yourself a goddess? Now I’m atheist!” Holy shit you just fucking killed her dude

[@brentrichardsen7439]

verbal equivalent of a random crit

[@ryanswanson9708]

69 likes. Nice

[@TJakaAto]

@@brentrichardsen7439 LMAO

[@liamoriesga7735]

"Please apply cold water gently to the burned area"

[@demonicaturner]

Not really..

[@zip7443]

"I fight for justice, You kill for slaughter" You see.. This is why you lost

[@spiderboi2024]

That is why pharah is shit

[@code066funkinbird3]

Since everyone is getting cringy for justice

[@TheLongtailed]

" You deny your weapon it's purpose "

[@anti-oblivion2707]

“I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter” Soldier: Yeah that’s why I bought my rocket launcher

[@JerichoYeet]

Soldier: _Wheezes while loading the Liberty Launcher_

[@staffy.-.]

Pharah: If I thought you how to fly - it would be a crush course. *laughs in jump maps*

[@stupidboy6230]

Fat man

[@thebananamonk]

Taught* Crash*

[@yeahuhh1145]

The Banana Monk his is a heavy Russian man for a reason

[@yeahuhh1145]

I mean he

[@McBasketball4]

@@stupidboy6230 he just wants his sandwich

[@jbass4969]

Though Rick passed his character is still kicking ass even in raps

[@zacharywiggins9660]

"Back from the dead and reporting for duty!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d7/Soldier_mvm_resurrect05.wav

[@thenexus8384]

Rick May is still kicking ass beyond his grave

[@charliemartins-wz1ec]

He didn’t die he just rocket jumped to heaven

[@Samsulekjr]

@@charliemartins-wz1ec Soldier.

[@SamuBlitz_2018]

What a leguend :') 🕊️

[@MykeGG]

"You're not a dad" Soldier: *gets a girlfriend and marries her in the comics*

[@zebucket4379]

Soldier and Heavy, Bros in law

[@MykeGG]

@@zebucket4379 yes

[@coryparrish525]

And WHAT a couple they were.😁

[@m.candsprings5544]

@@coryparrish525 engaged with a necklace of ears So romantic and beautiful

[@davidwilliams1949]

Soldier:no...I'm your grandfather!

[@X-SPONGED]

Pharah : "I got a jetpack" Soldier : "well that's just sounds like Rocket Jumping with extra steps, maggot"

[@maxbarraball212]

Pharah would never beat a Beggars Bazooka soldier

[@shinyknight1400]

honestly its rocket jumping with less steps

[@meowmew-]

@@shinyknight1400to paraphrase soldier in Vs Saxton Hale mode, It’s like rocket jumping, but you keep the rocket.

[@JupiterJ0S3PH]

Pharah: what kind of soldier works alone? *hightower trolldiers start laughing*

[@ohhithere198]

*scout mains laughing in the distance*

[@victorcallender1311]

lol

[@tsardudebroii]

*Sniper mains laughing*

[@OhNoTheFace]

That is hardly actually playing the game lol

[@Overzeal_]

*Spys laughing in the distance*

[@johnmack646]

“Stand down, let me fight this 76 guy” I want to see this no joke

[@DarkSharkDomilian]

It would be easy for 76 to win

[@dylang1138]

@Auto Kill101 Please, tell me your reasoning. I am interested in whatever bullshite you have to say.

[@teamcybr8375]

Would be fully down for a Soldier vs 76 rap battle!

[@teamcybr8375]

@M'Lady But he has to deal a bunch of damage first to use that. Also, his gun has pretty severe damage falloff.

[@teamcybr8375]

@M'Lady If we're using canon, rather than just standard in-game mechanics, Soldier can use literal magic.

[@tf2.soldierhahafunny89]

Soldiers voice may die, but he won't

[@zacharywiggins9660]

so in other words wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6b/Soldier_mvm_resurrect06.wav

[@JoeyGames123]

Soldier may be dead but we still hear his voices everywhere and on our hearts

[@RandomDoomer]

he don't died he just accidently rocket jump into heavin

[@blueberrybird2147]

@@RandomDoomer yup

[@cheeseburgerthe1st602]

@@RandomDoomer he went to kill gabe after the direct shit was nerfed

[@yes3545]

Pharah:"welcome to the future, I have a jetpack" Pyro:*angry muffles*

[@spiderboi2024]

*laughs in practice launcher and shovel*

[@dubhog]

* angry hudda hudd huh *

[@criticalshut4754]

@@dubhog huh hurr harr hurr hun hurr (phara, stfu) >:(

[@dioxide39]

Things that is faster than the speed of light 1. A professional rocket jumping soldier 2. Thats it.

[@parmesean_]

Lol nice one

[@jevilstail]

scout

[@bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222]

The only thing faster than soldier is demo charging. A good soldier can go as fast as baby faces scout

[@ErikBrady1776]

A market garden

[@stupidboy6230]

ME IS FAST... SCOUT IS BEST

[@hunterg-jones8035]

Pharah: *exists* Direct Hit: "I'm about to end this girls whole career."

[@arinamiruna3621]

Pharah floats arround with her Jetpack or better pops her ult. Soldier *laughs in Direct hit*

[@AlbedoOfMondstat]

S k e e t

[@reuter2824]

Laughs in Reserve Shooter

[@mr.nutcracker8957]

@@arinamiruna3621 it still works with Rocket Jumping Soldiers, is only useless in Pyro

[@arinamiruna3621]

@@mr.nutcracker8957 oh ok i didn't know that thanks.

[@weiss3922]

Laughs in my legs are gone

[@alexoakley7144]

Rest in peace you glorious man, your legacy will never die

[@samuelrodriguez4374]

That glorious bastard will always be in our hearts

[@baconlordthereal]

rick may has died as a man but came back stronger as an icon

[@vilxxblack2472]

Nah he clearly died, I dont even know his name and the game is fucking dead. Overwatch killed it.

[@fl00m31]

@@vilxxblack2472 Holy fuck, we all know he died. respect the dead you absolute fucking dummy. yeah overwatch killed it and then killed itself with overwatch 2

[@ThatPenguin]

@@vilxxblack2472 game is very much alive and just because you are too young to know him doesnt mean he isnt a legend

[@renatamiler5542]

"I guess you have never red the Art of War" Soldier: I wrote it

[@TheArachnidCompany]

Plot twist solder was on every war ever not canon as far as I know

[@araxthegreat3639]

Dude he invented war Edited: Thanks for the highlight

[@rogueone03gaming93]

Literally how soldier would win is use the direct hit

[@GabrielSaba95]

Outstanding move

[@redicthemedic]

@@cassinihy yeah he fucking QUOTED it.

[@XTP_9837]

Pharah: "Welcome to the future! I got a jetpack." Me an intellectual: "Pyro has one to."

[@ritter3723]

mmmph mmmph

[@XTP_9837]

@@ritter3723 Precisely

[@Juliuscaesar0315]

It's not as good but pharahs jetpack will work for now

[@Idkman959]

@@ritter3723 facts

[@Idkman959]

Pyro has fire so who wins

[@sakeytoes]

Are we gonna forget the fact that : Soldier’s roommate is a wizard? Soldier killed Tom Jones? Soldier neck-snapped a bear from sibera whilst buck naked and covered in honey? Soldier is dating Heavy’s sister? Soldier neck-snapped a random guy and neck-fixed him afterwards? Teleported bread for 3 days straight? May I go on?

[@sominex6123]

Yes please

[@krinkovrequired9279]

yes please

[@TheArachnidCompany]

Yes please

[@panzerschiff9805]

He also turned the wizards home (Merasmus) into a Racoon sanctuary and drank the whole time Lead poisoned water.

[@KamikazeBoskiWiatr]

Yos plez

[@Giga_ShrekChad]

Phara: uses jetpack to approach soldier Soldier: has direct hit

[@FuelDropforthewin]

And in case that fails, the reserve shooter.

[@firesword4396]

And in case of that one failing, random equalizer crit

[@doodlebug47]

“...how you steadily miss!” That one person who carried their team as Trolldier in competitive play: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*

[@zacharywiggins9660]

"Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Cm_soldier_pregamefirst_comp_02.mp3

[@Sir_Cr0codile]

Soldier is just like ever heard of splash damage

[@baconbro6867]

Direct shit/miss:exists

[@bennimodlover130]

me smiling with a 20 kd while listening to this song.

[@iamacatperson7226]

That one guy is the best guy

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Jetpack is cool until random dude start chain rocket jump at a speed of sound

[@havenbrush7100]

For real

[@sviatoslavs.1305]

Pyro also has a jetpack. Don't forget it.

[@aldshin]

jump, jump, jump aaaaand GARDEN

[@aldshin]

@Matúš Martinec agreed, or maybe cut the jump jump to just stomp someone who was on low due to a fight, that's even better

[@gamerzplayzpubgmobile5668]

Muselk/Natefox:You dare challenge me mortal

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Phara: I can fly Soldier: *transforms into trolldier* I dare you

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

Also TF2 has a Minecraft like comeback

[@6sinegohwan336]

Yesh

[@electrobuster5483]

Equips Direct Hit I double dog dare you

[@Mister.Mountain]

Takes out beggar's bazooka "Make that happen"

[@thecult7521]

Dunald Turnip yes

[@maxkelleher5706]

rest easy rick in his 80 years, he voiced many different characters in a wide range of games, however, one of his most well known characters is the soldier in tf2; an iconic character that the game just would not be the same without rick may's voice breathed life into an incredible character and his work is simply irreplaceable. team fortress 2 in general is an incredible game that was and still is an integral part of my past for the fun and friends i have made on the game team fortress has many different people to play as and the comics assist in personifying this seemingly simple group of mercenary's and turns them into an immutable crew of professionals who's personalities manifest more clearly the more time you spend with them

[@Sepiatreeapparantly]

Amen

[@RubberPotato]

@@Sepiatreeapparantly Amen

[@lzmkova]

"what type of soldier works alone?" Every trolldier ever: *laughs in hightower*

[@feelsamazingman174]

Tr1umph_bl1n cheekibreekiwarrior HOLY SHIT I’ve gotten killed by those cunts so many times you shoot them they b-hop you airblast they strafe you hide in spawn they’ll find a way to kill you

[@ShadowArctic]

My kind of gameplay xD

[@jeffpussylol2578]

@@feelsamazingman174 just don't back up lol

[@dsilvz1099]

I rather smash a random person with a shovel than play overwatch and play a worse version of soldier. “Rocket Jumping Sounds Dangerous” Delet this

[@lzmkova]

@@dsilvz1099 pharah aint necesseraly worse than solly, just takes less skill

[@OfficialGrimbear]

“call yourself a goddess, *AND NOW IM ATHEIST!* “ why was that so funny to me

[@thegoldenbro78]

Cause he pulled a outstanding move

[@spiderboi2024]

*Pharah did not like that*

[@rejvaik00]

@Soldier [TF2] IS THIS JUST A DRILL SARGE?

[@ihaveaweirdnotsolonguserna5270]

Honestly I LOVE pharahs voice actor, her voice sounds so beautiful

[@ansonellis443]

You're not alone and it was a great comeback

[@waitingforhollowknightsilksong]

Soldier: **brings reserve shooter** Pharah: Oh crap...

[@dawnblood8500]

Soilder pulls out begger bazooka Pharah : oh shiii

[@kianvelicaria6597]

Gandhi pulls out a nuke Soldier and Pharah: Oh fuck.....

[@thefoxcreation3580]

Direct hit reserve shooter market gardener... That's just a pure counter

[@FrostyNuggetTheCool]

Fatal soldier brings out the time to crit like crazy devastating effects just devastating

[@thefoxcreation3580]

@Hi_ 5 *Pharah left the server*

[@Tetsuza_3]

"I'll send you back ten years to when your game was a hit." Boy that aged like milk.

[@krunken_isok]

it got spoiled before it hit the market, jesus

[@Hand-to-handWombatCombat]

The milk turned into dust the millisecond it left the cow

[@coop_dawg207gaming2]

It evaporated in the cow

[@ius_0]

The atoms making the structure of the cow got into a nuclear fusion

[@coop_dawg207gaming2]

The atoms were destroyed before the Big Bang

[@djhddhh]

"Now buckle up coward, I'll show you power" Soldier literally fought robots while naked with his bare hands.

[@JoJoTheory]

I know

[@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle]

@@lopol2003 what is the best part?

[@mr.brokendreams9721]

@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Honey covered thongs and being NAKED

[@bigmacbob95]

Hey, another cultured man, how do ya do

[@nitrozeus7398]

FACTS my dude

[@panmag4756]

"Welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack" Pyro: But does it shoot raibow, hmmm?

[@hunterdark139]

Nope we know who won

[@fattytan1377]

Actually... Pyro: *Mph Mphhhh Hmphhhh Hmph Mph!*

[@ohhithere198]

Pyro: Am I a joke to you

[@Wasker20233]

Roger -44 pyro also has a jet pack

[@thebenmario10]

r/engrish www.reddit.com/r/engrish/

[@AdzimHere]

Who would win? a futuristic woman with jetpack and a lot of rocket? or a man who have been doing nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days?

[@goldprime118]

A man who has done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@AdzimHere]

@@goldprime118 QUESTION: i teleported bread engi: WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, JUST TO SUFFER

[@daggerwetzel9875]

The man

[@tsbilly1]

Makes a valid point

[@fabiotacconi9230]

haha bred go munch munch munch

[@mr.shrimp8765]

Phara: "your helmet doesn't fit." Soldier: "I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning."

[@fardass3535]

pharah: *pops ult soldier: *laughs in random crit

[@Cameron088]

*Laughs in Market Garden*

[@comradedima9791]

laugh in direct hit random crit then rocket jump for a market garden

[@liamdalemon1525]

laughs in x10 beggars bazooka

[@fardass3535]

@@liamdalemon1525 laughs in x10 panic attack

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@fardass3535 BTW x10 beggars bazooka is basically pharahs ult. just minus the ability to his anyone!

[@Anonymous529]

1:17 “What Kind Of Soldier works alone?” Have you ever heard of “Trevor Philips”?

[@gj6012]

Now Trevor is a soldier?

[@awesomeness9824]

Audie Murphy?

[@Taxevader-gk9ms]

The master chief works alone

[@ceu160193]

@@gj6012 Technically Trevor is from Airforce, so, yes.

[@gj6012]

@@ceu160193 he was rejected from airforce

[@Andthough]

Pharah:talks about jetpacks Pyro: *visible confusion*

[@nano3226]

lobster Jesus was waiting for this

[@zoidberg6709]

I agree my friend

[@Andthough]

@@zoidberg6709 brother :o

[@zoidberg6709]

@@Andthough comrade

[@CommandingVanguard]

@@zoidberg6709 Commie

[@sneak8218]

i bought overwatch before and when i did i actually trying using the rockets under me thinking the same thing in tf2 would happen my entire happiness dropped faster than lightning

[@jeremiahdye7381]

Dude it's a game that doesn't give updates to the game and when they introduces this character I bet it got the most dislikes

[@Hand-to-handWombatCombat]

Completely unrelated but one time while playing halo I was readying for a possible ambush by charging a plasma pistol. I had replaced my plasma pistol with a rocket launcher and didn't realize until I blew myself and the person playing with me to smithereens

[@LocalBreadCreature]

Canonically speaking,soldier would easily win. Not only is he self trained/taught on using multiple weapons like his signature rocket launcher and shovel which shows how resourceful and intelligent he is. He also cannot die because he would take Merasmus’s “die and come back stronger” pills since he assumed it was his heart medication.

[@asandvichman6186]

I love that that is Canon

[@helpme2883]

Bro, heart medication??? Classic crazy soldier😂

[@HeyLookAGun]

Let's be honest, over half of the tf2 squad would win.

[@KrispBacon518]

He also made the beggars bazooka himself

[@Koshian_Adzuki]

@@helpme2883Well if you’re poisoned with lead, you tend to be dyslexic but alas, Soldier’s stupidity is what powers him

[@yoinkincarnate5309]

Wait, so, one of Pharah's lines was "Rockets you cannot at all afford." Um, no soldier is filthy rich, the mercs get paid 5 million a year .

[@connorschultz380]

And they keep doing it.. granted you have to ask, do any of the clones actually last a year?

[@minecafterhd2499]

And I bet those 45M pale in comparison to how much they need to pay for Sascha

[@SunnyyDayzz]

@@connorschultz380 I think the game only has the clones cause on the comics there's no Blu Soldier or Red Soldier just Soldier

[@pvzgamer8629]

You know I wonder if it's just 5 million a year usually or they get paid by the kill and not by the hour

[@SunnyyDayzz]

@@pvzgamer8629 Mercenaries get paid atleast $25,000 or more but idk the exact amount they get or the exact reason why they get it but that's alot of money

[@itsZach05]

Phara:clearly you've never read the art of the art of war Soldier:quotes it's mutilpe times in his lore Phara: *visible confusen*

[@M4x_P0w3r]

The line about "If fighting is sure in victory then you must fight" is actually in the art of war, it's just abridged.

[@Mx.Alan.]

I dont think he understood it

[@kianvelicaria6597]

Pharah:I can fly have a gun that shoots missiles and also my mom is a sniper that has killed hundreds of soldiers Soldier: but I have splash damage.....

[@theothersideofthemoon99]

Sun sze said that.

[@fuhkishoga5130]

@@monobendy1749 Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

"But when your jets fail I WON'T HONOR THE FALLEN" Damn, that one gets me every time

[@jodais1524]

"What kind of soldier works alone?" Soldier 76: Am I a joke to you?

[@StealthMarmot_]

Pharah: YEAH YOU KIND OF ARE!

[@jodais1524]

@@StealthMarmot_ *Activates Tactical Visor* "I've got you in my sights!"

[@sunchasericeserawings7166]

Soldier works with Ana, so technically hes not alone

[@SallinKari]

My favorite part is that it immediately follows, "The only soldier I know is Soldier 76" Well, in that case you should damn well expect this.

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@sunchasericeserawings7166 That was later, for a long time he worked alone. He even says it

[@modernscream1606]

Pharah: attempts to use rocket barrage Soldier: _pulls out direct hit_

[@AwakeWheel-fi9tm]

Pryo- *mumbles in airblast”

[@KazualBopthKatze]

Pharah when soldier has direct hit: F**K

[@Z54]

more like direct shit someone had to say it

[@AwakeWheel-fi9tm]

Aido paido la billo yes. I have stupid. Fix your grammar

[@KazualBopthKatze]

@@Z54 You R absolutely correct in many ways. The direct shit, the direct miss, and the best melee weapon in the game.

[@tag8862]

"You have four? loading one by one is not fast, can you add more?" *Laughs in Air Strike and Liberty Launcher*

[@liamdalemon1525]

x10 beggars bazooka anyone? okay that weapon is actually garbage!

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@liamdalemon1525 HELL NO

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@gorgeousfreeman1318 okay it fires like a hundred rockets but you are 20 times more likely to blow yourself up rather than hitting the person directly in front of you! also it is literally garbage

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@liamdalemon1525 You sir clearly don't understand that is EXACTLY why it is amazing It is the 10x trolldier set up

[@kichiroumitsurugi4363]

Use it with Gunboats to negate damage from the Beggar's Bazooka

[@OR56]

“Go back ten years when your game was a hit” The universe: unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way

[@chdest4550]

Overwatch 2: *Awkward Monkey Meme*

[@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

@@chdest4550 tf2 copium addicts always act like overwatch 2 is dead, but then refuse to look at the monthly users of overwatch 2, in the millions, and the monthly users of tf2, in the tens of thousands.

[@chdest4550]

@@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Quick question: What percentage of those players are playing Overwatch 2 for the game that it is versus the ones playing it because they literally have to (since the original is unplayable)?

[@chdest4550]

@@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Also, while TF2 has 97% positive views (based on Google) and a 9/10 on Steam, Overwtach 2 has 53% positive reviews and a 2/10 on Steam...not exactly what I'd call a "hit".

[@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.]

@@chdest4550 just because the game got review bombed doesn't make it dead, just a game a lot of people don't like. it's playerbase is still gargantuan compared to tf2's, it's nowhere near dead. You can call it bad, that's your own subjective opinion. But to call it dead is OBJECTIVELY wrong.

[@samuelpo3378]

Pharah : "you don't know the art of war" Soldier : "I fought robots naked single handedly, do I still not know the art of war"

[@tungusbadungusdepardeux4757]

Samuel Po the art of war is a book

[@mr.quackers2590]

Don't forget he also took down bears while covered in honey while naked

[@spooderlover3512]

@@tungusbadungusdepardeux4757 yeah it's about how a guy invented war and used his fight money to build a boat to herd 2 of every animal aboard so he could beat the crap outta them

[@spooderlover3512]

@@tungusbadungusdepardeux4757 good book

[@tungusbadungusdepardeux4757]

Rachnera Arachnera A man of culture, I see (But fr, it was written by sun tzu, who soldier mentions in his intro, so yeah, soldier probably has read it. If he can read.)

[@mo0nr1se74]

A soldier can teleport bread. The soldier won. That's it.

[@mr.quackers2590]

Bread? Where?

[@pixavier9746]

@@mr.quackers2590 I see you are NOT a man of culture...

[@tsardudebroii]

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR 3 DAYS

[@Omega561]

Ten-Hut Maggots

[@endme6105]

I agree

[@zena7114]

"don't give her a rifle- she might shoot her eye out." Damn, wasn't expecting a line about Ana's missing eye

[@santiagotorrezsegarra7790]

a christmas story?

[@JoJoTheory]

Thats the joke, she got lucky and accidentsally shot her team mate

[@doodledog5466]

Widow Maker actually shot threw Ana's scope throwing shrapnel into her eye

[@serabi_]

That line actually makes 0 sense due to the fact that it was... A. Ana who lost her eye B. It wasn't to a bullet, but rather glass and shrapnel from her scope getting shot off near her eye And C. The fact that Pharah has never even used anything that isn't a rocket launcher EVER soooo

[@EveByAdam]

thank you for explaining ok bye i oof to oof my self

[@hellatubby3138]

“Your a Goddess now I’m atheist“ Jesus Christ you already killed her

[@chaelschilling979]

Emotional nuke

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

Stoooop! She’s already dead! 😂 (Reference)

[@s0landtb]

Direct Hit Soldier VS Pharah... Soldier: laugh*

[@vert3432]

Phara: I have a jetpack Soldier: *Laughs in Direct Hit*

[@funnygamer5405]

*laughs in reserve shooter*

[@Quoise_]

Oingo Boing brothers!

[@s0landtb]

YEAH BoI!

[@jamesroad316]

@@vert3432 trolldier: not for long

[@ryoutric]

Pharah: I Trained For Years For Learning to fly great and my recharge is faster Than yours. Soldier: My Head can turn into an Eagle Head. And i can Rocket jump to get to 150km per hour .

[@Canadian_Zac]

That's why i think Soldier would win in an actual fight. Pharah's trained to fight, and expecting to fight others that are trained. Soldier's an idiot, so will use ridiculously suicidal and should-not-work tactics. She'd fly into the air, thinking she's got him owned, then he rocket jumps into her face with a shovel

[@sirnarwhal9911]

@@Canadian_Zac The fight is pretty much a pissed off chimpanzee versus Ronda Rousey. Soldier is too damn strong and also immortal. He can punch someone so hard their neck would snap and he has a high pain tolerance.

[@Canadian_Zac]

@@sirnarwhal9911 He can also somehow unsnap someone's neck

[@ryoutric]

@Muskett 23 yep.

[@SlimeLen968]

@@sirnarwhal9911 and if you kill him he would come back stronger

[@lloydgarmadon9251]

"Call yourself a goddess? Now I'm atheist!" Soldier automatically wins.

[@spiderboi2024]

r u b s a l t o n w o u n d a r e a

[@genji7814]

That's true soldier can win for this word

[@caitlynvictoriahalim6867]

Ruined 69

[@theadministrator4765]

aethiest: +100dmg output to religious figures. +200%Dmg reduction incoming from religious figures.

[@pu2f551]

John 3:16 Romans 10:9 John 3:3 Matthew 7:21

[@kimjacob8418]

“There is no better title than patriot” Oh yeah it America time

[@lou626]

*AMERICA ! FUCK YEAH* -lol im not even american-

[@rejvaik00]

"They'll end with this shovel and dig your grave with it!"

[@Diz_Y]

*[Earrapingly Loud Star-Spangled Banner Plays Right Next To You]*

[@crazyflame5307]

“If I taught you to fly it would be a crash course” she says to a man that flys by blowing up his feet and some how keeping them and not breaking his legs.......

[@python1972]

@landyn mcinerney ...I don't knoe if you know this but Pharah doesn't take fall damage. Soldier does.

[@vanessaotor3817]

And also flies at the speed of light with consecutiv chain rocket jumps

[@jessicamanns240]

Good point

[@mane8246]

@@python1972 Gameplay Mechanics. Soldier doesn't even hurt himself while rocket jumping on canon.

[@thescarredsinner895]

And remember he has nothing special that protects his feet he’s just landing from high up places that would kill a man call that pathetic

[@bazlibahari7821]

Pharah: "You're not a part of any army, squad or corps." Me : No... He's a part of a team

[@zuke3438]

Bazli Bahari and that team is a Fortress

[@5amCET]

Damn Bro, thats deep

[@theovermind2149]

“Cause we’re team fortress. And you’re dead.”

[@markusfallert8143]

This is the Most beautiful comment ever

[@nostalgicotaku2977]

Yep, a team of idiots, shooting at another team of idiots over a plot of land

[@sticktiamator248]

Phara: yoUrE GAem is NooT pOPulER aNYmoor everyone: *laughs in loving TF2*

[@whydoiexist2180]

crys in bots

[@Legion.Player]

@@whydoiexist2180 Can no longer cry from all the headshots.

[@taraktaras7327]

tf2,ah the game that didn't die in 2007 cuz death is just pain joining the body which makes weakness leave the body and they didn't have weakness.

[@randompencil2761]

Ironic now that overwatch is arguably more dead than tf2

[@notsmokerneitheralcoholic2215]

that didn't age well

[@dancercoffin6868]

Pharah: (requires futuristic jetpack) Soldier: i Made a bazooka out of trash!

[@spiffly6245]

“Call your self a goddess? Now I’m atheist!” Well played, solder.

[@spiderboi2024]

O u t s t a n d i n g m o v e

[@rejvaik00]

CAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER TITLE THAN A PATRIOT!

[@spiderboi2024]

@@rejvaik00 actually there is, but we don't know it.

[@athan13590]

I just realized he said that because Pharaohs were thought to be descedants of gods

[@Kreppi]

"wish i could fight that 76 guy" now we need a soldier vs. soldier 76 rap

[@goldey2353]

Two Soldier Nice.

[@gregtso7505]

False. They would just grill and drink beers as friends.

[@joshgab7827]

@@gregtso7505 soldier does not like the gae

[@randomguy-randomness]

Yes

[@user-pepper.m.n.]

Gay vs Fool?

[@zombiehead5847]

*_Rocket jumping is dangerous!_* **uses a jetpack in a metal suit**

[@liamdalemon1525]

wait till she tires to take it off!

[@zombiehead5847]

Nah it's more risky to malfunction and rust

[@sebastianmunklaursen2686]

@@zombiehead5847 How about shooting a legit rocket at your feet? I have a feeling that might be more dangerous.

[@zombiehead5847]

@@sebastianmunklaursen2686 You actually jump before you shoot

[@sebastianmunklaursen2686]

@@zombiehead5847 i know i have tried rocket jumping before, doesn't change the fact that you would die

[@Legomicroman]

"cuz i'm a ROCKET MAN!~" best part.

[@Sepiatreeapparantly]

FINALLY! i was looking for this comment

[@Ddelsol47]

Pharah's ultimate - 1 time in a long time, couple of kills Beggars' Bazooka - **dies lauging**

[@liamdalemon1525]

x-anything beggars bazooka is free ult

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

April 13th 2020 the voice actor for soldier (Rick May) has passed away due to covid19 (cornavirus). I just came here to celebrate how a man voice acting a crazy American patriot inspired creations such as this video and hope he continues to inspire more even in death.

[@westernspy-lq4pl]

R.i.p rick may

[@fieldmarshal7298]

Thanks for making my childhood awesome, Rick. RIP.

[@maryjankay726]

He's teaching the angels how to rocket jump

[@zabloing8608]

reality is stupid

[@Flake542]

Rip, but they should make a remastered and make jt voice all of them

[@calebbekker4127]

Fun fact: soldier went to Europe to fight nazis himself In 1949, 4 years after ww2

[@CandyJackalope]

I love that, it basically says he fought ex-nazis and random people 😂

[@cronovos2359]

Oh no

[@skykid2915]

Actually in tf2 lore we only know that there was a ww2 but we dont know when

[@calebbekker4127]

Sky Kid we can imply that ww2 was as it is in our world, because that’s the comedy part of his backstory, but you never know, according to the soldier Shakespearicles was the strongest writer who ever lived, and invented the two story building and rocket launchers.

[@handsomemug3342]

@@CandyJackalope thats the joke and i love it

[@raihanpratama7658]

PHARAH : " You never read the Art of War...." DUDE, THIS GUY MEET SUN TZU HIMSELF !

[@worldofdogedoge4479]

"I have a jetpack" Post Jungle Inferno Pyro: *Mmmph Mph Mph Mmmmmpph Mmmpph*

[@SilverGamingFI]

Translation: *VISIBLE CONFUSION*

[@dickandballs34]

Pharah: TRIGGERED

[@jellythemedic5659]

😂😂😂pyro what are you doin here

[@dickandballs34]

@@jellythemedic5659HUDDA HUDDA HUMPFH HUDDA

[@skillfullyunskilled5574]

Rocket jumping beats her jet pack every time.

[@cambrica]

Engineer vs Torbjorn next. Then end the TF2 VS Overwatch disses with Heavy vs Zaria

[@cimengngialah2735]

Angry Welshman A, I would also agree with that! 👆

[@gageatkinson410]

Engineer vs torb is done already

[@cambrica]

@@gageatkinson410 no those were different people who made it

[@gageatkinson410]

@@cambrica Oh yeah. Disregard my previous comment

[@stupidscout1089]

Zarya*

[@dinkydine8889]

Soldier using the airstrike with maximum rockets. Soldier: You call yours a barrage. Hah

[@Κώστας-κ6φ]

Dinky dine Imagine when you use airstrike in MvM maxed out

[@SharpleK]

@@Κώστας-κ6φ airstrike 10x mvm full upgrade with crits. Jesus fucking christ

[@SilverGamingFI]

@@SharpleK what about x1000?

[@Combat-Wombat44]

@@SilverGamingFI How about x1000 but beggers bazooka

[@FrostyNuggetTheCool]

Dinky dine pharah uses missiles mini super small hah

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

2:30 Soldier, the reason you AREN'T fighting 76 is because he wouldn't get a second verse!

[@akapesic213]

"BLAST YOU BACK 10 YEARS, WHEN YOUR GAME'S A HIT" Tf2 community: Hold my beer

[@X3H3X]

Also TF2: *Still full of racist aimhacking sniper bots who infest every game mode imaginable*

[@Arcticwolf-zd4bd]

Who cares TF2 is a legend of a game

[@X3H3X]

Used to be

[@gamerhenry9161]

Good news!!!!!Tf2 is alive againnnnn(kinda)!!!!!!!!!

[@ZBrolyedits9501]

@@X3H3X and overwatch is full of racist

[@ajarofmaeo7405]

"You do not know the art of war" Damn right, he's the picasso of war.

[@thenecroticraptor8338]

"Thanks for your service that nobody asked for" "I respect veterans..." *_HMMMMMMMMM_*

[@tondekumo-kun5820]

He’s not a veteran bruh

[@Riggy1991]

Soldier was rejected from the army multiple times, hes no veteran

[@thenecroticraptor8338]

Never said Soldier was a veteran, I'm moreso pointing out that Pharah contradicted herself.

[@Riggy1991]

@proud hufflepuff his service that 'nobody asked for' it was a taunt at him never truly being in the military as he was deemed to volatile and outright stupid for the armed forces, he doesn't even know his own countries history

[@Riggy1991]

@Panzor of the lake well yes but this is a rap battle, not a death battle

[@lamithroni]

Pharah thinking she’s gonna win: Soldier landing the nuttiest direct hit combo ever witnessed:

[@nlnjawacky]

Pharah: Uses ultimate Soldier: Pulls out army of pyros from his helmet

[@matthewdeamon9554]

Soldier: laughs in market garden

[@inazuma1525]

Say there games collided, would attacking the ultimate(dodge this or die) move work here Also to that extent what would the tf2 characters ultimates be

[@pufferfishgodfather347]

Why I laughed so hard at this

[@bloodbrawler1438]

@@inazuma1525 Pretty sure the ones that can be considered with an Ult ate the Medic and his ubercharges, a full phlog Pyro, a bannered Soldier. Really only these 3 (8 if you count the different banner and medigun effects)

[@cbgbjb5410]

*Laughs in Airblast*

[@eobardthawne3333]

Pharah flew high, but The Soldier market gardened her

[@CrazyDolphinJC]

Soilder market gun?

[@shrek6723]

@@CrazyDolphinJC no, he spelled it correctly. It's a shovel that essentially one shots anything after a rocket jump

[@realdaggerman105]

kitteh kat man unless you’re heavy, or, y’know, Fucking SOLDIER

[@Rayno223]

Good one

[@shrek6723]

@@realdaggerman105 fair point. I suppose it just crits is a more accurate way of saying it.

[@cornbread2614]

Pharah: You'll never take me down in the air! Soldier: *laughs in Rocket Jumper, Mantreads, and Market Gardener* Foolish mortal... I am the trolldiering god.

[@raito6689]

It's quite a dumb move to be airborne for a long time. C'mon, the Reserve Shooter and the Direct Hit is not enough of a punishment for her?

[@mememan2404]

@@raito6689 mini crits are a bitch.

[@csaba4444sub]

Soundsmith is that you?

[@trickstub1666]

Zamasu: Am i joke to u?

[@Thecloaker_]

Pyro06 m oh hell yeah

[@RibbitRibbit191]

"You couldnt even find a helmet that would fit" He can see better than you

[@flopthehop]

Overwatch: * tries to destroy/roast TF2 * The Comments: Very poor choice of words

[@blueberrybird2147]

The TF2 community when the overwatch community trys to roast them: *uno reverse card*

[@maritofuentes4690]

Well The thing is Overwatch: HA! YOUR GAME IS OLD TF2: *still being a really popular game*

[@dageneral7708]

@@maritofuentes4690 one of the oldest popular games the first tf game was made in 1997 soo ye

[@astronomydemon6312]

​@@maritofuentes4690 and now overwatch is dead lmao

[@isaiaholaru5013]

Overwatch has no conceivable way to roast TF2. TF2 is just too good

[@LittleSombreroDog]

all of the raps by overwatch vs tf2 Overwatch: Haha you're old Tf2: Ok Everyone else: Ok Overwatch: now looks like a fool Heavy: That burning you feel? *It is shame*

[@BUnitMN-T]

"I may be old, maggot, who here still stands after 10 years? Once you live that long, you'll understand".

[@kidjames6875]

Demo-man: You rely too much on tech. Want a battle axe instead?

[@folmhaigh039]

OW: you're old TF2: *picks apart character balance issues and has better roast that don't start with "you're old"* OW: wat

[@slushysaturn]

TRUE. But they usually also use it as a pro… SO. I’d say it foesn’t really matter, I’m a huge fan of TF2 and dont know shit about overwatch but seeing the people on the comments shitting on the Overwatch rep is kinda sad, especially since I’d say Pharah WON. Yeah. I know. Sorry. But Soldier didnt have enough flow, its actually usually roasts v flow with TF2 v OW But this time Overwatch won, though I did love both so much.. It’s a hard decision.

[@folmhaigh039]

@@slushysaturn Flow : OW Insults : TF2 Background Music : TF2 Rhyme : TF2

[@Tr1ck3ry]

Pharah: i’m a goddes Soldier: i once killer a man with a god complex. Was he responsible for the holocaust? Yes! That won it you can’t top that

[@Skyris-gj1um]

Tr1ck3ry don’t forget about the next line : “Your a goddess? Now I’m atheist!

[@Pchu855]

Solider won from the start.

[@Blechpercy]

Bruh didn't Hitler kill himself-

[@MezephelesArt]

@@Blechpercy To be fair, this is the TF2 universe, where Australians are all testosterone-poisoned geniuses and New Zealand sunk itself into the sea. Anything goes.

[@AshenError]

+

[@endotheepic9093]

I’m a huge TF2 fan but “Rocket Jumping sounds dangerous, you must be a masochist if pain is bliss so I guess you asked for this” is an absolutely KILLER bar

[@funnysoupman69]

well technically in tf2 lore rocket jumping doesn't hurt soldier because he doesn't belive it will

[@ToniGAM3S]

@@funnysoupman69 this is in a world where Abraham Lincoln died while trying to rocket jump up some stairs. Since he invented stairs he wanted to test them with rocket jumping

[@funnysoupman69]

@@ToniGAM3S don't forget that shakespearicles invented the 2 story building itself, and the rocket launcher and rocket jumping along with it, so for the duration of time between shakespearicles and abraham lincoln, people were rocket jumping all the time, and some of them probably survived aswell.

[@code066funkinbird3]

​@@funnysoupman69so basically just try it own will just be fine?