If you were a Torghast employee, how would you torture your captives?
@TingK1993 жыл бұрын
He should've EAT the mawrat.
@Ceridwen8363 жыл бұрын
Honesty? I'd torture them by making my captives grind Silithid Carapace Fragments for a few hundred years.
@Alekrok3 жыл бұрын
Obvio al toke papá 😎
@alexborodin91593 жыл бұрын
Making them farm torghast every week for the next few years probably. And everytime they'll made BIS legendary, I'll release a patch, that makes another legendary new BIS
@kallazjopatsu68463 жыл бұрын
I would force Sylvanas simps to actually drink her dirty bathwater.
@Lorlic11383 жыл бұрын
That looting sound at 0:58 is pure comedic perfection.
@thebookishwriter3 жыл бұрын
I laughed the most at that part. Brilliantly timed!
@LethalOwl3 жыл бұрын
I desperately need to know the name of the guitar tune that follows. It's perfect.
@mihalyegeto-szabo20112 жыл бұрын
@@LethalOwl After a long search I found it! "Hearthstone: Rise of Shadows - Heist Boss"
@LethalOwl2 жыл бұрын
@@mihalyegeto-szabo2011 My 'o my, thank you, good sir!
@shockArama3 жыл бұрын
“Who am i kidding ill be back next week anyway” is so true
@hwangmic3 жыл бұрын
We're all a bunch of addicts aren't we?
@nickb2203 жыл бұрын
@@hwangmic not for me!
@neptunviro3 жыл бұрын
@@hwangmic not anymore :D
@MAGAMAN3 жыл бұрын
Not for me. I haven't touched this trash in years. This crap is so far removed from what WOW used to be, they should be forced to rename it to something else.
@ArakkoaChronicles3 жыл бұрын
Is it, though? I had a period of interest in Torghast, but then I just... stopped. I never once kept coming back while hating it. There's nothing for me to do there, nothing to get out of it. So why do it?
@ja179793 жыл бұрын
Blizz: The maw and Torghast: The evilest place we made you would be crazy to go there all the mobs are overpowered and there is no loot. Player: K, I won't go then. Blizz: "surprised Pikachu face"
@Jormungrandrserpent2 жыл бұрын
yeah what a waste of an experience
@stickAran3 жыл бұрын
The fucking captain grim cinematic universe 1:32 I love it that there are tons of introduced characters that have their own internal storyline xD
@masterjaro3 жыл бұрын
Genius indeed. Also the term "Captain Grim Cinematic Universe" is great haha.
@Rianoria3 жыл бұрын
The CGCU!
@eldiablo1901903 жыл бұрын
nonono 1:40 :D
@Bartoc19883 жыл бұрын
The guy in pink was seen at the Launch Experience video, too.
@matthiass.48183 жыл бұрын
3:31 I like, how the Jailor quivers every time, his servant got slapped.
@Spika94 Жыл бұрын
He looks so sad. He's so proud of his tower, but he sits there in hiding listening to these harsh critiques, and each slap just hammers down how disappointed the people are in it, and the he takes it very personally.
@modmark16893 жыл бұрын
I can’t even take the Jailer too seriously anymore
@scourgeborne923 жыл бұрын
can't take any villain seriously after WotLK
@navilluscire25673 жыл бұрын
Well Titans forbid the players should EVER face even the tiniest inconvenience like their characters being actually trapped in the afterlife or face any real hardships or getting their butts kicked without some gods damned "asspull" and deus ex Machina coming in the last minute to save them or give them a bullsh*t power up to defeat godlike villains or enemies that wield cosmic forces because plot contrivances.
@bobthedestroyer62053 жыл бұрын
I never could, reminds me of squidward
@guldan91403 жыл бұрын
never did
@tiagomoreira89053 жыл бұрын
He's the worst Warcraft villain ever. Plain, uninteresting, no personality.
@XxHrallundeadrogueXx3 жыл бұрын
Captain Grim the only Shadowlands content that will actually release
@Ra1883 жыл бұрын
jailer's face is priceless during the interrogation
@redeyes38473 жыл бұрын
3:10 Answering the door for your parents in a nutshell
@novawildpaw37323 жыл бұрын
more like when you accidentally closed the door loud and your mother thought you slammed the door... and now your 6 feet in the ground...
@manaaddict59933 жыл бұрын
The music at 1:01 is: "Hearthstone Rise of Shadows - Heist Boss" for anyone wondering
@Koosher993 жыл бұрын
thanks boss i was looking for the track
@FuzzyPeachKitten3 жыл бұрын
I always figured Torghast would torture it's victims by putting them in an LFR Nzoth and not letting them leave until you kill him.
@georgestaykov53583 жыл бұрын
No capes.
@Linoo123 жыл бұрын
I liked LFR N'Zoth just to see the shit show haha haha. Once I got the lead on a fresh group and killed Carapace one shot and then nzoth on two pulls. On my first kill ever there i got it in like 15 pulls lol (I was a returning player who had never pved)
@vixxcelacea27783 жыл бұрын
I had no idea what I was doing and did an LFR to try to get any gear. I think my team was better after the impatient people left and we kept trying.
@Carpatouille2 жыл бұрын
The real torture was to not put any buff after repeated wipes to make sure it's endless
@himlolo2 жыл бұрын
I’m a semi mythic raider and I just would kick the people who refused to learn and couldn’t do their basic dps rotation, we got it after a few tries
@Minimeister3173 жыл бұрын
That looting sound in the darkness killed me
@flotib3 жыл бұрын
0:32 Asmongold gonna replay this and pause at 0:35 to laugh and read chat. Yeah I can see the future.
@loulou_plays403 жыл бұрын
100%
@thebambino53153 жыл бұрын
You were right!
@TheProkonover3 жыл бұрын
OMG NAILED IT
@mechasonic8683 жыл бұрын
You were right. LULW
@Snithers3 жыл бұрын
* *Ligma laugh incoming* *
@eliwolf89872 жыл бұрын
The fucking swinging axe part got me hella good lmaoooo
@hwangmic3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the "master plan" that so far makes no sense. And an obligatory "here before the bald one."
@akira77523 жыл бұрын
I mean the Jailer doesn;t seem to care really what happens in the maw. He seems to be occupied by something
@theroyalcam3 жыл бұрын
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL DUDE YOU DID THE BALD JOKE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
@Radw973 жыл бұрын
The guy who kept being hit at 1:39 by the big swinging axe is such an accurate thing. It made me laugh so hard 😂
@Zerathenezot3 жыл бұрын
Thats happened to me but in my defense I was lagging
@Radw973 жыл бұрын
@@Zerathenezot sure, lagging Kappa
@soulhunter64383 жыл бұрын
That's me with the flame traps
@jaja91563 жыл бұрын
that's me :( i always get hit by that thing JAJJSJSJSJS
@Amphitera2 жыл бұрын
been there, done that, never went back 🤣
@Gyrono3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that there wasn't a menacing "Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker" when that guard was being dragged back to his doom, but I guess that's only for new expacs
@bloodmight84903 жыл бұрын
The guy constantly running into the trap is hilarious and 100% my friend
@Haylash83 жыл бұрын
Jesus this is the best WoW channel that exist. Literally every video is special, every single one of them is making me losing my breath, and u even created that little universe with your characters that keep showing in that stories.
@parrot31353 жыл бұрын
I dont even play WoW, but these videos choke me with laugh.
@JorshusPrime3 жыл бұрын
I quit playing but same
@Subject753 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@Juiccy3 жыл бұрын
@@JorshusPrime thanks for telling us, we were so much interested
@JorshusPrime3 жыл бұрын
@@Juiccy thank you for responding, it was so necessary
@MOW-cj9oe3 жыл бұрын
@@JorshusPrime Thank you for responding to that guy who responded to you, I was wondering how your conversation is going to be.
@gruntmasterbroadcast3 жыл бұрын
Little did the Mawsworn know but Torghast is intended to torment them just as much as those that are held captive within the very halls, inflicted upon them by the Maw walkers... all part of The Jailer's mysterious plan for payback for the Arbiter eating Zovaal's sandwich even though it was cleared labeled as his... truly his motives are beyond our understanding...
@BranBronzebeard7013 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Hawkens4k3 жыл бұрын
Now imagine a dk coming out of no where with a horde of Minecraft skeleton archers. That's how I felt my first few weeks as a unholy dk in torghast.
@itachiu373 жыл бұрын
Going through Torghast with 9-10 Demonic Tyrants or boss level Wrathguard was just too good.
@Hawkens4k3 жыл бұрын
@@itachiu37 minion gang rise up!!!
@sobertowelie32673 жыл бұрын
I'm always crying when I see this ability plop up somewhere in Torghast. My new army of the dead... It's beautiful. 😭
@Rapilol3 жыл бұрын
just frostchain everthing together and do 700k dps eze
@Rantandum3 жыл бұрын
One time, my unholy DK got Horsemen's Call four times in one run. I felt like a living harbinger of the Apocalypse.
@syse34913 жыл бұрын
00:30 lol oml amazing Grim.
@puuremungo65133 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a Kyrian, who gets rescued by the Maw Walker after eternal suffering, torture and pain, but cant leave, until, he got HIS FREAKING TOY BELL
@Lillesnok3 жыл бұрын
1:18 A constant factor that I always love about your vids is those "Omg you monster" gasps you add in there, it's just PURE gold xD
@Wowzombie153 жыл бұрын
I was dead when the drowned vrykul had to play BFA for 350,000 years
@CabJC3 жыл бұрын
At least he'll get all the rank 4 azerite powers by then.
@user-go2ld4ti6r3 жыл бұрын
It is hard only first 15 years
@iceheart8623 жыл бұрын
Could be worse he could be playing I am Bread.
@kingdomcome1803 жыл бұрын
Another turtle has made it to the water
@Intrspace2 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. I loved BfA. I prefer it over SL. Especially the M+ and wpvp were way better
@ladysyberia74193 жыл бұрын
2:55 honestly the best part of that ability. First time I ever got it, doing torghast with my husband, he blows all his CDs just for me to smack it once & it turned into a STEAK. We were dying of laughter.
@AggressivelyLoving3 жыл бұрын
0:25 I almost died of laughter. thank you so much Captain!
@AymenDZA3 жыл бұрын
3:31 when your mom is scolding your sibling for shit you did
@rzv.sketchify3 жыл бұрын
This well exceeded the in-game cinematic quality in my opinion, feat of strength achieved.
@BaldChimpanzee2 жыл бұрын
3:10 I love it when he slaps the guard and his eyes fell out with a sound of ping-pong balls
@Strausin3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, the Jailer behind the debris when the guard is getting slapped around is pure gold! Awesome video as always Grim!
@IsraelNilo3 жыл бұрын
Well... THANKS A LOT Captain Grim, now every time i see Zovaal the Jailer, my mind will change to your animation... THANKS A LOT
@AMurderOfCrows3 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather be doing Islands" You and me both, man. You and me both.
@lovelywaz3 жыл бұрын
I haven't done Torghast for weeks (months?) on any toon since I got the legos I wanted on them but I still LAUGHED OUT LOUD watching this. That rant at the end was EPIC!
@LordTeleman3 жыл бұрын
The single greatest thing wow has brought in the last years is such quality content.
@206Zelda3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see his take on Venthyr Ember Court. So much the Captain can do with that. 🤣
@Linoo123 жыл бұрын
I'm Venthyr since day 1 and I never got my Ember Court enabled because for you to JUST GET STARTED you have to do a RIDICULOUS questline lol When I got the tutorial it was fine and all, seemed cool, but when I saw that I had to travel the WHOLE fucking Shadowlands to gather shit, invite people and "please" them, I got sick of it.
@ItsDestroy3 жыл бұрын
2:55 is absolute genius. I nearly fell out of my seat when he started eating that guy!
@GlitchBadassery2 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh from 0:50, the following seconds are so perfect to me ! The gold lotted soundeffect coming from the darkness, the hero entrance ! Your creativity is insane, just as much as your humor
@meganofcreepypasta25753 жыл бұрын
So if I look behind a fallen piller, the jailer is hiding there? lol
@xValeTatt3 жыл бұрын
3:17 MAN'S SPITTING FAX
@mokarokas-17273 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Zovaal the Jailer. The greatest threat we've ever had to face, the most ruthless and cunning foe imaginable, commanding endless armies of equally endless horrors we can only DREAM to overcome. However shall we defeat this incredible, "Titan + +" entity of Death itself, within his own twisted domain where we can only HOPE to survive? Fuck Shadowlands, man.
@Spartan1353 жыл бұрын
This guy is nothing but a saturday morning cartoon villain to me.Blizzard should make a Raid against the Jailer and fix the loot system.And finally they should create a better nightborne heritage armor... 😏
@asavel62273 жыл бұрын
You have to remember that jailer is still chained, now he is trying to get the keys, with one key he moved whole zone to the maw
@mokarokas-17273 жыл бұрын
@@asavel6227 - That was done before he got that "key". And he was an "eternal one" to begin with, just like Denathrius and the Winter Queen etc.
@navilluscire25673 жыл бұрын
Well titans forbid players should ever lose to a big bad villain, because that would mean game over and everyone dies horribly or suffers fates worse than death. How else could you possibly make a villain actually intimidating without inconveniencing the players with the possibility of getting their collective shit kicked in for once with NO Deus Ex Machina to save their sorry butts at the last damned minute or convenient power ups crap or assisting entities (demigods, titans ghosts, spirits, wisps etc.) that are JUST powerful enough to turn the tide in the players favor that the villains NEVER seem to account for? I mean players hat losing so they can't lose, atleast not a permanent loss so it's impossible to write something refreshing and changing things up without upsetting everyone so stagnation continues.
@cranberryice373 жыл бұрын
Where have these Machinimas been all my life... they're perfect in literally every aspect
@SirBattleMaster3 жыл бұрын
Always a good day when Captain Grim releases a video
@ozdawizz3 жыл бұрын
I love how Jailer is jumping every time his guard is being slapped :D pure perfection
@namiburali56113 жыл бұрын
I can NOT handle the voice of the big bad, I keep laughing like a hyena.
@thasarian51253 жыл бұрын
Epic! You deserve much more recognition!
@elrilmoonweaver47233 жыл бұрын
Aw... poor Maw Guard No. 275 :( He wasn't ready for this.
@18Rada893 жыл бұрын
He was not prepared*
@honorevoisin10143 жыл бұрын
this vid and covenant in a nutshell are precious... they are so fun !
@CaptainGrim3 жыл бұрын
glad you like them!
@volvodoto40533 жыл бұрын
2:57 god damnit that soundbite killed my sides. Fuckin' tyler1.
@ekaterina_kareva3 жыл бұрын
YEAH THAT'S AWESOME!!!
@Zerathenezot3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think grim likes groms theme
@keenzo19983 жыл бұрын
Such a good video, i look forward to them all man
@damage89743 жыл бұрын
The freakin slaps man, they get me everytime
@jacen11783 жыл бұрын
the orc smacking him in the face over and over killed me XDDDD
@MiguelAJzplaylist3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never laughed so hard at a wow video ever in my life. This was pure gold
@joshbelton26893 жыл бұрын
i swear i soon as i see your upload i go straight to it.. I love your videos bro. They are funny AF. it keeps me entertained and smile even after a long stresful day at work and RL stuff. THanks maN! your the best much love
@CaptainGrim3 жыл бұрын
That's awesome to hear man, makes me really happy! Wish you all the best :)
@jabik98953 жыл бұрын
The dislikes on this vid are the various bosses we encounter through the many levels of Choreghast... I mean *ahem* Torghast
@samwright10912 жыл бұрын
These videoes are seriously the funniest thing I've ever seen from WoW. I am constantly in tears from almost dying from laughter. Dude, amazing work. Love what you do.
@CaptainGrim2 жыл бұрын
Hahah cheers man, I'm humbled and very happy to hear that! Thank you
@NixxiomOnYouTube3 жыл бұрын
Nobody is going to know wtf I'm talking about, but I'm just always pleased to know I'm not the only person who adores Action Essentials 2. I remember when that shit came out way back in 2009. Best day of my life.
@raydengeluykens97823 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@XxHrallundeadrogueXx3 жыл бұрын
It is still crazy to think 2009 was 12 years ago 12 YEARS WTF
@D3Inno3 жыл бұрын
@@XxHrallundeadrogueXx stop
@TheGreyfoo3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!
@NavalFox3 жыл бұрын
Im guessing its the program for making machinma?
@Kivrus3 жыл бұрын
Insane quality. Amazing job!
@ritodelvaire62823 жыл бұрын
"I rather go back to BFA and do Islands again!" that... really cut deep. Islands seem better than Torghast..
@galacticlouds1553 жыл бұрын
Ikr then a endless run for hours
@minuette17523 жыл бұрын
Sad but true.
@EnderGoku90013 жыл бұрын
i mean at least you can get a bat mount back in bfa just from doing islands let alone a chance to get a random mount
@Handles-Suck-YouTube3 жыл бұрын
And the islands were at least colourful and "fun" to look at. And you could mount. And you could complete one in minutes. Gameplay-wise I genuinely prefer BfA over SL, WoD and Legion. To be fair on Legion, it was mostly because Nazgrim was reduced from loveable badass to a one-note grump.
@xodiark103 жыл бұрын
At least islands were completely optional
@isaiahclaeys3 жыл бұрын
This is INSANELY GOOD!!! I love your stuff!!!
@ramkiki713 жыл бұрын
This was so accurate and so perfect. I love this
@dragonshy3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure someone out there can relate to Jailer's baldness
@whenpigsfly81783 жыл бұрын
That is Stone Cold
@Nao-bw3us3 жыл бұрын
@@whenpigsfly8178 gold
@valentintourtois26183 жыл бұрын
@@Nao-bw3us Yes man gold.
@BalkanBiker3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@vindico82313 жыл бұрын
You mean High Bald Lord Asmonbald the Baldbringer ?
@SgtSquare3 жыл бұрын
Oh god this is pure art.
@CatabolicWaffle Жыл бұрын
"this Skinner box of a tower..." 😂
@anormalguy84073 жыл бұрын
The guards are secretly the captives dressed as guards
@OvidiusPrime3 жыл бұрын
My SOUL existence is to wait for this guys videos to drop. It's... therapeutic.
@chipchippahson3 жыл бұрын
1:39. Not gonna lie. This was my first night in Torghast when I was BLASTED on whiskey.
@TheNewton3 жыл бұрын
The guard almost realized that yes he is the one being tortured.
@l.l.42443 жыл бұрын
The fucking traps - that was so accurate, I could cry
@Brekner3 жыл бұрын
Good one as always :D The orc eating the meatboy was my favorite part :D
@DulceReposa3 жыл бұрын
When that Orc was complaining about Torghast I felt that..
@Rytonic692 жыл бұрын
My favorite memory of Torghast was when my brother(mage) and I(warrior) were going through the tower and my brother got a perk that let him increase our power for three minutes, but would kill us as soon as it ended. He used it for the meme as we beat the boss. After exiting the tower however, it wore off and killed us both. One of the few moments of laughter in the Shadowlands expansion
@Frostshokula3 жыл бұрын
3:17 So true. It’s hilarious and sad at the same time. 😆
@ThanksIfYourReadIt Жыл бұрын
This is the quint essential description of a wow player. We can't keep them in or out.
@SilveniumTheDrifter3 жыл бұрын
Me: - The guy continually running into the wall-axes.
@daku93243 жыл бұрын
Amazing work again!
@hitray57993 жыл бұрын
That guy walking into the trap 4 times . Thats me
@en21b3 жыл бұрын
Grim, just wanted to say this video's lip sync was FAR better, as was the overall quality, than the Garrosh suicide cut scene in the Sanctum of Domination raid. I love it. Keep up the great work sir.
@RandomGamerCory3 жыл бұрын
everything you do is perfection
@btlax1233 жыл бұрын
Thanks to you, I just can think of Office skits where the Jailer is actually a well-liked boss and treats his employees well.
@larry75993 жыл бұрын
Sylvanas my new Arcon waifu got killed i was wondering if you could take me back? 😥
@ailisamarylis7632 жыл бұрын
what is a arcon waifu
@yeetlydeet90253 жыл бұрын
Another brilliant and hilarious video from Captain Grim.
@yeetlydeet90253 жыл бұрын
That slapping guard scene was just pure gold
@CaptainGrim3 жыл бұрын
happy you liked it man :)
@MrVakmix3 жыл бұрын
I love the voice of the jailer.
@patrykpryce3 жыл бұрын
Always happy to drop by and have a great laugh! This was awesome as always! :)
@CaptainGrim3 жыл бұрын
@LandoHitman3 жыл бұрын
I love Grimm's content. This one was hysterically funny
@l_Hellscream_l3 жыл бұрын
jajajajajja love it a wonderful job as always keep going Captain Grim :3, btw this is exactly what happens every week on torghast
@hhitok90753 жыл бұрын
Prophet Hito here: 0:32 We will cry to have BFA back soon. Better change that to the Shadowland log in screen
@carcillian4 күн бұрын
My favorite joke...and it will never get old, is the "Thunnderrfuuuuryyyy" yelled way off in the distance...
@markup63943 жыл бұрын
"Who am I kidding, I'll be back next week" --- Accurate... sadly very accurate... No matter how much you hate that place... you'll always come back to it... Does that sound like a toxic relationship?? o.O
@lucy96983 жыл бұрын
Exquisite work as always, Captain 🤣🤣🤣 I actually really like running Torghast. I find it relaxing, it's perfect for just chilling and watching something on the side while also deluding myself into thinking that im actually being productive 😂
@mst47053 жыл бұрын
Agree with the lack of rewards so much!
@DragonZerul3 жыл бұрын
thats the biggest issue imo
@mst47053 жыл бұрын
@@DragonZerul The gameplay could also be a bit more interesting. Either have it as a hard challenge that requires thinking and some practice. Or have it be more random so that runs don't feel the same each time.
@navilluscire25673 жыл бұрын
I mean it's supposed to be a place of unimaginable horror and torment for any soul that enters. In atleast gameplay terms is a cakewalk that makes it feel less like torture for the players (besides the grind and lack of rewards) but more like a place of honor and dread for the tormentors themselves. It's both funny and sad that such a seemingly awesome sounding concept of an infinite tower or spire of eternal damnation can be ruined by game mechanics and poor design choices.
@man1699 Жыл бұрын
3:17 "You better tell that ass crack his Skinner box of a tower is wasted potential." lol
@claudia20963 жыл бұрын
After watching this videos I can't take the Jailer seriously anymore and I imagine him talkingt with Grimm's voice 😂😂😂
@Notoriouslydevious3 жыл бұрын
This 1:39 this isn't even an exaggeration, this is just actually me. The flame circular floor things get me more though.
@hencewurth3 жыл бұрын
tyler1 scream is too funny i don't get tired of it xD
@joew96903 жыл бұрын
O god i almost choke to death from laugh at 3:10 xD Hahahahahhahahahah XD ! This is incredibly GOOD and awesome ! Thank you Captain Grim !
@chomik29053 жыл бұрын
Couple ideas: - Struggles of an auctioneer - Classes specialities (like Priest Holy, Monk Brewmaster) in a nutshell - Professions in a nutshell, - Horde/Alliance in a nutshell - Struggles of transmogifiers - PvP ina nutshell - Struggles of LFG groups - Wow expansion plots in a nutshell - Struggles of playing TBC/Wrath etc.
@joakim573 жыл бұрын
01:40 imma bet several beers some dev took great pleasure in ensuring the second axe-swing always perfectly matches your second attempt of running past it