Tori Amos - Professional Widow (Remix) (Official Music Video)

[@indiemixtape]

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[@martinmaderna]

Boys for Pele 🙌

[@luceromartinez3252]

P Mmmmmm

[@tfwnoyandere]

this lol

[@denbodi]

This one

[@TheDjtaffy]

Little Earthquakes

[@beansontoast4849]

I've been looking for this song for 20 years.

[@NiXiZme]

BT was the one who remixed this song & did an original song called Blue Skies on his album!!!

[@NiXiZme]

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[@mrugankagosavi4462]

20 years?😲 It's safe to say you don't have commitment issues😂

[@michaelogorman9214]

Well I must say that u haven't been trying very hard. 🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔

[@kristinavaznina3153]

Me too!!!! Just found it!!! 🤩

[@metalhammer303]

2024 and is still a absolute belter of a tune....

[@simonsays9458]

She's 60, released this when she was 32!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@MSJChem]

it's a right banger and I don't mean a sausage!

[@knightoftheroundfable7853]

Shame about its true meaning. Deeply saddening.

[@erkyperky1387]

Tell me​@@knightoftheroundfable7853

[@sebastianbardman6726]

Armand Van Helden created this absolute genuis house remix. Still goes hard in 2024, definitely one of the best dance songs out of the 90s.

[@rockk9753]

Yeah he basically fixed it, the original one isn't that good but this one is amazing

[@Discovios]

1996????? Remember it like yesterday. Massive tune back then.

[@ajs41]

Number one in January 1997 if I remember correctly.

[@AtrEdits]

yeah i remember as kid walking in clothing shops and they playing the shit outta this tune on mtv

[@merinfraser8957]

I think I first heard this in a nightclub, before a beat was the equal of drug culture

[@michaelehlers5738]

Rammstein Deutschland

[@knightoftheroundfable7853]

Shame it has such a sick meaning. Also watching the video after reading the lyrics hits hard.

[@markdafunky1]

this track was so ahead of its time! they don't make house music like this anymore :(

[@torquayonline2434]

Or maybe not yet if it was so far ahead of its time?

[@stevelucking7993]

They don’t make music like they are going to.

[@noneofyourbusiness4616]

It's using very recognizable dance remix techniques of the era. It's very much of its time.

[@owenhunt]

@Marvin Morawski Indeed, and many would not have appreciated it in that year.

[@JoseHernandez-tn1qx]

yes they do. you just don't dig enough

[@jbauer72]

This used to be THE SHIT at the club. People would go nuts when this came on.

[@jamesbrooman3745]

It WAS!

[@denislukasov4813]

it is still !

[@seriousramius]

@@denislukasov4813 for sure, ithink i still got the single cd

[@devannaidoo7887]

It was the shits.

[@yasmin8851]

Yaaas! I still turn up listening to this in my car👍😏

[@djStipe]

Tori & Armand Van Helden at the time, together. Both of them brilliant. 90's fine house music anthem! Beautiful

[@happymemories8873]

I never knew it was Armand Van Helden! "NYC Beat" is one of my ringtones & "Hear My Name" is one of my favorite songs

[@djStipe]

both genius!

[@happymemories8873]

djStipe definitely! Do you like Paul VanDyk too?

[@VillemarMxO]

That and Arman van Helden's remix of the Sneaker Pimp's Spin Spin Sugar were dual perfection. The clubs would go BERZERK when these two songs came on!

[@lS-qp6zq]

God bless or may the heavens bless them.

[@alassinsane1588]

Torii was so far ahead of her time. This track was one of my faves.

[@rockk9753]

The original track is crap

You mean Armand van Helden who made the remix.

[@rockk9753]

@ for sure he even made spin spin sugar better

[@ShahPhilLeotardo]

Her music is depressing and trash, This is only good because Armand Van Helden is a genius.

[@Gonken88]

Yeah this is a remix. Original really is shiet.

[@audiolutionitaly]

REMEMBER: if you are listening this song in 2020 you’re a fu***ng legend.

[@nicklatallade9344]

Does it still count if it’s 2021?

[@audiolutionitaly]

@@nicklatallade9344 definitely

[@kr1221E]

2021

[@peternativeAkaRuy]

Listen in 2021

[@nizdeniz]

i know

[@howardmckenna]

Still an absolute BANGER!!!

[@Uki-17]

And will be❤

[@Mishima505]

She is…

[@gbarlow7729]

Armani’s trilogy of remixes in this period is the pinnacle of music, this , spin spin sugar and the remix of ‘runaway’ by Nuyorican soul is all you will ever need

[@Bram25]

To date this is one of the best remixes of a song. EVER! It is miles off the original. But it still brings home the bacon!

[@infinitesimotel]

Its a proper remix, unlike just throwing a 4 beat over a pop song.

[@RRDB92]

exacto

[@misscee6629]

💯

[@timothywindmiller1015]

This remix is probably 10 seconds of the original song. It's NOTHING like the original.

[@credenzamostro]

It's great that Tori approved of this so much she included It on the album rerelease

[@dtiydr]

Well its way, way better that the original one.

[@ChrisATV301]

@@dtiydr the original is explicit & she sings "stag s--t, slag s--t" & "starf-----r"

[@dtiydr]

@@ChrisATV301 Well yes but the music is way to boring and slow.

[@EstebanDeSade]

@@dtiydr uh..... I'm sorry, but.NO way. The original had a very interestingly bizarre, diverse and unusual set of sounds and dynamics, and its complete set of lyrics that was intended to create an actual story and setting to be interpreted in the imagination of the listener. This stripped down, very repetitive, viciously butchered turkey turned a very unique song with a meaning into a cringey mantra for size=queen nymphos very eagerly on the prowl in search of the biggest accessible available penis to perform fellatio upon. Even though the original words of profanity have been removed, along with about 96% of the remaining lyrics, I find that this inferior "mix" of incomplete regurgitated waste to be much more offensive, morally objectionable and obscene than its original recording..

[@dtiydr]

@@EstebanDeSade Still thinks this version is better never the less, however the video its self is not good.

[@j.nelsonmargaret3322]

this track was so ahead of its time! they don't make house music like this anymore :( amazing what a remix can do for a song one of the best 90s songs

[@brandonmoore7497]

Tori Amos Professional Widow Remix is one of unheard favorite song!I enjoy that song

[@hwd7]

Finally found this great track whilst trawling through endless Top 50 Charts. '96 was a great year for music and life in general.

[@ImInBetween]

Sent this in to be played at my high school prom. By the time it was actually played, almost everybody had left or too drunk to dance, so the dancefloor was completely empty. I danced to this on my own while everyone around me passed out. Good times with Tori!

[@faythexx5082]

@@amethystlegend1383 you're asking her to drink that much alcohol lol

[@katsieb81]

This was the song I chose as well. Luckily, they played it early for mine, the only time I graced the dance floor to drop my acid.

[@sandiagatha1288]

I not hear this track in ages. Thank you for uploading, it's one of my favourite songs that take me back to my clubbing days. #90s 💃💃💃🎵

[@AnimationAndMusicTimeTunnel]

This reminds me of MTV Europe when it was sooooo good! Most Wanted with Ray Cokes, European Top 20, Hit List UK, Startrax, MTV News, Beavis and Butthead the list is endless! We'd also get all the music videos from all over Europe, it was awesome!! Not even close to being a patch now.

[@dubstar2000]

Ray Cokes lol

[@MrFrankFurter]

Don't forget a young Davina.

[@machinagirl]

A club banger back in 90’s.

[@j.andersonjacqueline4520]

this track was so ahead of its time! they don't make house music like this anymore :( back in 1996 i thought all of Tori's music is like this...

[@ziazawa6310]

I had no idea, even searching the song was like what, Tori Amos. I always loved her voice but she really has amazed me with this. Love the collaboration.

[@bartsaltzman7492]

I love this one! I always remember that this was my first experience with Professional Widow since my version of boys for Pele had this as the original mix. Love you Tori!

[@rhondacrawley6484]

I have been a listener of tori Amos for years she is very creative and a great artist with a imagination that's out of this world. She is beautiful

[@klopptimism1490]

one of the top 10 dance tracks ever

[@k3zzyP]

Nearly 30 yrs for this quality tune.

[@CPMest81]

This is still such a cool track, 24 years later.

[@ignazs.5816]

When I got the maxi single of this song, I couldn't fathom how the original song was used to make this house anthem. There was hardly any connection, but what a great imagination by Armand Van Helden.

[@stantonvalberg9814]

I heard this remix first, but thought exactly the same thing when I heard the original.

[@markdafunky1]

I was thinking the same thing! Armand really did his magic on this one

[@JudgeHill]

He had a talent for it, that’s for sure

[@localcoaster8786]

Bring it close to my lips and it's gotta be big we danced for hours when it was originally released. Tori you are a legend we are still dancing grrrrlllllll.

[@angelbaybee13]

Yass 😜

[@jon-lukeport4673]

For the longest I thought it said " bring your toes to my lips." 🤣😂🤪

[@kingey71]

@@jon-lukeport4673 I’d get the first part right but thought the other was “he’s got a big d-k”. 😂

[@glennphillips843]

amazing what a remix can do for a song one of the best 90s songs

[@blackpoolacer]

one of the best? you mean the BEST.

[@ColonelForkEyes]

In all fairness it's more like a completely different tune that samples the original rather than an actual remix.

[@kazman_6899]

They actually track was dogshit. Someone was really on with this one.

[@fontaholic]

I think Armand did it

[@hernanbruno4178]

This is my 90's anthem!!

[@marcinkitowski1109]

Piękne wspomnienia związane z tym utworem 🫶

[@cs512tr]

saturday morning, RAGE. not a care in the world, wicked!

[@KiyokaMakibi]

This was on the radio SO MUCH back in the day :D

[@bluelight017]

Searched for this after watching a Greggs advert. Love these tunes. Takes me back.

[@angelicaportal2072]

AMAZING! I'll never forget this one

[@hernanbruno4178]

Un gran tema de los 90's. Época en que la música era la mejor. 1996 fue un excelente año para mí. Abrazos desde San Juan, Argentina 🇦🇷.

[@sashozimniy3173]

I heard it for the first time in 2023 and it's brilliant and super cool !!! Tori you are a genius and a beauty

[@Miawallce80]

I love it too! Fun fact... This isn't the original version it was remixed by armand van hesling after her record company sent it out to some DJS, tori actually feels that it truly wasn't her work, She loves this version and She won a Grammy for it.

[@kazman_6899]

This, Missing & Tha Crossroads are the greatest remixes ever. The originals are trash, and that's why they're so impressive. Completely different beasts.

[@marie-louisereilly7462]

2021...STILL HERE🔥❤️🔥💃💃💃💋 PLAYING THIS FOR MY 48TH B/DAY!!! HUUUUGE IN THE UNDERGROUND SCENE....🔥💃

[@brandonmoore7497]

I'm listening to Tori Amos Professional Widow Remix first day of January 2022 Happy New Year's Day

[@NizamAli-kx7zq]

amazing what a remix can do for a song one of the best 90s songs Good old skool

[@luigi_armandini]

I like both versions of this song. They're great

[@tinabrown9044]

Tori and Armand make such sick house music and this song puts me in a good mood 🤠💟

[@ChrisATV301]

Tori Amos never made house music it was Armand Van Heldon who sampled this Tori Amos track & made it into a dance anthem

[@xeddiekuhn9906]

back in 1996 i thought all of Tori's music is like this... 1996????? Remember it like yesterday. Massive tune back then.

[@ruthdixon7807]

armand's magic touch made tori amos a dancefloor wonder.

[@melisaprietoaboitiz7184]

I loved the bass riff

[@giulianno3000]

Wow just like the first time. Glory days, rocking!

[@blackacacia4586]

I’m here for it 😎🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🥳

[@bryanprince5276]

I CAN'T get Over What A Combo of BEAUTY & TALENT !..THAT IS TORI AMOS !

[@ChrisAbbott]

many nights rocking out to this in Adelaide

[@stergiosvet]

Glorious! So many carefree dancing memories 🇬🇷

[@Charlie-nq5qi]

Old Skool Classic 12'' White Labels were the best back then ...Classic

[@Grimms_shadow_115]

I still L O V E this goddess!

[@ricosuavez_uk]

Massive Tune. 😎

[@sabiantheomnivore5592]

Nutter on the radar.. Fire at will..

[@raquelchavez6461]

Here in 24❤ still listening to good music

[@brandonmoore7497]

I’m listening to Tori Amos Professional Widow near the end of March 2024 2:31

[@mariebelair2745]

​@@brandonmoore7497March 31 2024 ❤🎉❤🎉 and it's gotta be big 😊😊😊

[@mistermatix8241]

I always thought it was "I'm only bringing your toes to my lips yeah" I absolutely loved this when it came out, guess what? Still love it I always thought the bridge was "it feels so cold now! I'm so hoppy hoppy hoppy! I've got me a singing Mohammed Ali"

[@mariebelair2745]

FOREVER 💃 💃 a classic ✨️ 👌 June 2023 ...who loves this track ????

[@brandonmoore7497]

I’m listening to Tori Amos Professional Widow early August 2023

[@mariebelair2745]

@@brandonmoore7497 Keep on dancing and loving this classic song 💯💥

[@thegirlinquestion]

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS SONG!!! holy shit I kept typing “Saturday hey” into google and hoping for the best....fucking finally

[@edmciver]

Congratulations!

[@bendanonfawkes4189]

lol

[@cockshield]

Actually moxmh and david norman, I found this song searching for "Saturday dick".

[@daveyboiyeah]

Red Pill Intelligence Ha ha, that's great! 😂😂

[@mrr2880]

ditto, i've been making a right dick of myself singing.. er saturday, er saturday then asking people what the song is...

[@duchessofdark]

A classic always.

[@maressoplanit3837]

Rememberingthe old days, when I working for Warner Music Indonesia, this version become one of the hits at Jakarta's night clubs.

[@jamiefoyers2800]

I mind when I worked in the kitchen of a small restaurant at the time this was out and the Chef was a Tori fan. He liked this remix but wanted to hear the original version of this song, So I brought it in to play on the cassette player in the kitchen. His reaction was like..."Whoa!. The original is just not what I expected!". I think he got a shock at how radically different the original was to the remix version.

[@beverlygannon4141]

Yep!

[@k-leb4671]

I can imagine the look on his face. It's cool that you worked with a chef who was into Tori Amos, and that he was so interested in hearing the original.

[@lukewilliams4815]

Late reply but you might find this interesting; in my home town there's a café/restaurant called Hey Jupiter, which is of course the name of one of Tori's songs - I just had to ask about it and apparently the owner is a Tori fan!!

[@kellyyyyy1993]

Been looking for this song for months!!

[@adamyoung1091]

BEST SONG OF THE 90s. so many memories

[@lS-qp6zq]

Her brilliant greatest hits videography brilliantly showcased in this video. Exceptional remix.

[@stefanozuanon2576]

Top in the 90!🔝👍

[@LeilaJasmillia-w4n]

She who looks into the abyss becomes the abyss and she who controls the skies controls the universe 🖤

[@timmybegley6789]

Can't enjoy A Nightclub without this Tune.

[@cemcemali1928]

İ ve been searching for over years thnx for posting

[@glenjarnold]

Love it! Takes me back to my second clubbing era - the early 80s was my first one!

[@z.s.2063]

Such good memories back then whilst growing up..

[@bastienmalek]

Music was fun

[@PortofinoArts]

Great track great video!

[@observer-j1g]

Classic track!

[@SiLoMixMaster]

Monster of a remix, used to listen to this while playing Tomb Raider on the Playstation haha

[@petrosBK]

Good old skool

[@dwdtdfugts1258]

1996????? Remember it like yesterday. Massive tune back then. She scares me, but in a good way

[@salemdoom]

I am glad I am not the only person in this world that mishears the lyrics to this :) Mine however is, ''honey bring your toast to my lips, gottta eat a pig''

[@suzieclarke6744]

Absolute banger and a defo for the Xmas day 2023 mix baby yeah!!! Happy Crimble all x

[@armandomanuelcostarodrigue700]

Simply amazing

[@AmziAsher]

MY JAMMMMMMM!

[@ScammChaser-gr2un]

I forgot all about Tori!! Till now

[@mrsdimare1737]

Still breathtaking, brilliant

[@danielissimo5]

...LA MIA ADOLESCENZA...!!!!!!!!! Quanto l'ho ballataaaaa❤️

[@khaleel96]

When the DJ in the club fade to to this track for couple seconds the crowd went mental and more people join the dance floor because they know what the DJ going to play next 90s rule

[@traceyjane4288]

bloody amazing !

[@romynaradicioni8065]

VERY BEAUTIFULLLL SONG AND SOUND IT IS A LOONG TIME THA TI DIDNT' LISTENED THIS PIECE.. BY TORI AMOSSSS

[@mazzieemily2003]

I can't believe that the entire time when I heard this as a kid. I actually thought they were singing "Honey, bring me toast and Mite" and that Mite was an abbreviation for Vegemite.

[@EnigmaTess]

2021 and still loving that Masterpierce remembering my youth in clubs !!!!

[@brandonmoore7497]

I'm listening to Tori Amos Professional Widow (Remix) last 2 days of December 2021 until the year of 2022

[@dirkwellens]

Great remix, (almost) better than the original, adds a new dimension/perspective to this song. Great (ironical) lyrics too: "Honey, take it close to my lips now (5 x or so), it's gotta to be big!"

[@AdrianPhillips-rw3rk]

Absolute banger no doubt

[@matthewmcalister2165]

I loved this song. It seems like it is one of those ones where everyone gets the lyrics wrong. I always thought that she was saying “Bonnie’s bringing herself to life”

[@arkir1184]

Its gotta be big!

[@longtomato92]

I like this song now, but when it first came out, I was about 13 and couldn't figure out why it was number one in the charts, I'd never heard anything like it, haha!

[@jutjubow]

Cool does not begin to describe that!

[@g.g.2102]

It’s gotta be big.

[@punter1]

I said it's gotta be big

[@biljam972]

I can't believe this was almost 30 years ago!!!

[@ImDannyboi]

Still an anthem in 2022!!!

[@brandonmoore7497]

I'm listening to Tori Amos Professional Widow Remix mid April 2022

[@ripeyellowjockuk]

Reminds me of a fab time in Thailand! Timeless classic! ENJOY!!! xxx

[@lucyh2090]

Makes me sad that the music I grew up with is not classed as old🙄 bring it backkkkkk😫😫😫