TOTALLY ACCURATE BATTLE SIMULATOR LIVESTREAM: Outside Xtra Plays TABS Live @ Server

[@outsidextra]

Stream starts at 0:27! Let realistic battle commence! Luke, Mike and Andy wage ludicrous ragdoll war in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Enjoy! -OX

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Catapult (or more like a catapult-balista hybrid) trowing life units was in Warlords battlecry 2, orcs used goblins as ammo there :) Also when you finely do the Vampire mondays i would realy like to see you play out of your comford zone Mike, let say a sneeky Nosferatu or a gunslinger Malkavian :)

[@Reyven_]

Ellen is never come back is she?

[@kallasantysanty6092]

@@Reyven_ She may become the new Ray-tipe character in the Starwars town in Disneyland :) She would not have to leave it at all then, a dream come true for many. But i hope she will resist the dark side and return to us to the light of YT video mines :)

[@Reyven_]

@@kallasantysanty6092 Dark side resist she must.

[@everythingknife8763]

The constant reading of comments is terminally boring. Can you please talk about the game the next time you play this? Also, the game is too slow to watch someone control a unit. This may be the last one I watch especially when nearly every comment you read ends with you guys going "Awwww, that's too bad". That is absolutely NOT what I came hear to listen to. I came here to have fun and enjoy my time.

[@RijaMo]

MIKE AND ANDY PLEASE DO A VAMPIRE THE MASQUERADE:BLOODLINES PLAYTHROUGH IN PREP FOR THE SEQUEL

[@dr.chungusphd108]

Yes do this please.

[@riveramnell143]

Jane too! She loves it almost as much as Mike. Almost. 🧛🏻‍♂️🧛🏻‍♀️

[@MrHouse1657]

The nemeses of Oxboxtra: For Mike: structured gameplay. For Ellen: gamerscore, For Andy: shaving cream (and sometimes Mike in Hitman) For Luke: Frost Troll For Jane: The relentless internal struggle to battle the deep rooted evil on the edge of being unleashed.... Also For Luke: Dodgeball Man

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

Also for Luke: Low ceilings? Also for Ellen: High shelves?

[@thebirdito9243]

Comment: What should I have for breakfast? Mike: Waffles. Andy: Eggs. Luke: Cereal. The three different kinds of breakfast people. Oxboxtra has it all.

[@elvarestep3323]

Andy, the superego, Luke, the ego, and Mike, the id.

[@vindicare9915]

Jane and Ellen leave the boys unattended and they immediately decide to find out what happens when 200 hobbits fight a giant samurai

[@davidstepanek6107]

Good times!

[@Pandalf_Darwin]

This made me laugh soo hard. Thank you.

[@stevencossey5403]

Oxtra: “This is a family show” Also Oxtra: proceeds to talk about jester fetish wear

[@bg3929Z]

37:00 I gave whale talks at a National Park as a young teenager. Here's more whale-heart facts: 1) The heart of a Blue Whale is the size of a Smartcar 2) The main blood vessels of a whale (aorta and pals) can easily be crawled through by children. Bonus: By sheer size and mass, the blue whale is the largest animal that has ever lived in the history of earth.

[@weneedaladder8384]

How do the children get in there?

[@bg3929Z]

@@weneedaladder8384 if you go to the Whaling Museum in New Bedford, they have a replica in their lobby and kids use it like a jungle gym :)

[@l0stndamned]

Why do I imagine Prudence's version of seduction just be the line "find me sexy or I'll eldritch blast"?

[@kallasantysanty6092]

D&D turning into Game of Thones, yep i'm on board with that. Also that game is so accurate, the giants look just like in real life :)

[@CortashGaming]

Skyrim taught me that giants and mammoths are best buds....NOT ANYMORE!

[@ghostderazgriz]

17:14 Luke sang a bit of Wonder Boy by Tenacious D and has now edged out all others as my favourite Oxboxtra member.

[@jakewillis5352]

You technically had to find a fourth mike.

[@travisspaulding5835]

“Hello I’m Bob Ross and welcome to Jackass...”

[@Icam_here]

nice stream, but I don't know if enough Hobbits died

[@kendoyle]

I heard they'd hidden in Isengard

[@benevolentwaffle7438]

Ken Doyle nice 🎩

[@patience1926]

Icam here but enough Mammoths definitely died.

[@cheesyseizure]

Andy must not have gotten to the bit in RDR2 where you do indeed have to pick up all the flowers.

[@matwetton]

Another interesting monty python fact about that scene is that the insults were actually proper insults and not just commody insults. Mother was a hamster means she has had a lot of men and father smells of elderberries means he was a drunk as elderberries featured in a lot of alcohols.

[@atgosh]

5:28 Luke: '...coming over the hill' My mind: (to the tune Monster by the Automatic) 'Is it a monster? Is it a monster?'

[@axeofulster1319]

I love watching you guys play this game. I don't think I would enjoy playing it alone (and I have no friends) but I said "Yes!" Out loud when I saw this. Thanks a lot!

[@fairyringdancer1234]

34:40 "Be excellent to each other." Should be an OX fam shirt.

[@CantankerousDave]

Aw, making the “teacher” class in that early battle stereotypical Latin instructors would have been far more brutal. Psychologically, anyway.

[@helitewhalel1110]

Andy: you'd think kings would be bad at fighting. Aragorn, a king and good fighter. Arthur, a king and good fighter. Einon, a king and good fighter. To name a few

[@gamer6484]

The falling ninja star throw went threw the head. Amazing.

[@Firehead7]

Those poor mammoths stood no chance. First orphans, now this!? Oh the humanity.

[@maxvel0city906]

Thanks for brightening up my Friday Oxboxtra! 👍

[@rubyamateurtactician4354]

Come now guys, there's no use in punching a dead mammoth.

[@bradleydoyle6752]

Oh my God that hobbit/giant samurai battle was ridiculous lol

[@likealightning4139]

I'm a bit devastated to hear that Johnny leaves Eurogamer. yes, I am happy that he has found something of his own and something new he wants to do, but next to the OxBoxtra crew Aoife and Johnny playing Dark Souls or Late to the party is whats keeping me sane.

[@WolfgangC13]

Oh what happened? Where did he go?

[@likealightning4139]

They said he will be doing his own thing, something tabletop game related.

[@WolfgangC13]

@@likealightning4139 oh cool. I love tabletop games

[@BeErnyify]

i feel you, their chemistry is awesome

[@likealightning4139]

Chris Wolfgang I read the article about his departure on the website now, the new channel will be owned by eurogamer‘s parent company and he will be their head of video. No name known yet. Aoife is now new head of video at Eurogamer and they have new hires.

[@neohamilton551]

Does anyone know what Johnny's new channel or whatever is called or where its going to be?

[@tomgymer7719]

There was some seduction before the latest Oxventure, Prudence tried to seduce evil Dob!

[@CortashGaming]

2:47 a true pal takes a bullet for us!

[@BogeyTheBear]

22:26 To put it in terms Mike will understand, it's like an oil filter, but for your body.

[@nicholasalvarado1508]

Mike the lightning is not affected by gravity but by the differently charged particles in the ground

[@thomasgodridge5945]

I mean, lighting IS affected by gravity if a lamp falls over.

[@killer_vandal1477]

Luke sounds like the harbinger from Mass effect 2

[@BeErnyify]

i thought that too :-D

[@JachAnen]

Need a mod to replace the voice of Harbinger with Luke's

[@tomgymer7719]

The hobbit/Samurai Giant battle was honestly the most cinematic thing I've ever seen!

[@Sammit00]

Future oxventures are just going to be like the NPCs are playing a dating sim

[@CortashGaming]

24:00 the broccoli is controling him!

[@ihaveagun22]

48:30 Is this the french revolution?

[@Lombardio]

There needs to be a Battle Royale game in this engine, and this channel needs to stream it.

[@nerdherder9340]

Lombardio there is Totally accurate battlegrounds

[@Lombardio]

@@nerdherder9340 That's right! I forgot all about that.

[@BeErnyify]

there is and it's also by Landfall Games, the guys behind TABS. It's called Totally Accurate Battlegrounds or TABG for short

[@JachAnen]

Starting to think that the whole Oxbox crew sided with Sauron and feeling a bit angry about hobbits

[@riveramnell143]

I count four mikes, guys, not three. I’ll see myself out...

[@dgraves14]

How could you not go with Mario Andretti as Mario?!?! lol

[@neohamilton551]

Eyyy. Nice to see all the lads together.

[@Pera_Pumpkin_lord]

glad I caught the stream

[@TheDemosMirak]

Jesters, they don't joke around

[@bryonyon4452]

Andy I feel like it’s important you know that it’s part of EXO's group concept that they all have different powers, and they do in fact use them in some of their music videos, with all the cgi that that entails

[@-arlene-]

I want to see a first-person view of a King being swarmed by Hobbits. It would be beautiful.

[@haouleo]

I cannot believe Andy uses EXO facemasks

[@rikdawson9165]

Come for the video games, stay for the karaoke.

[@readysteadywhoa]

Mammoths: Nature's big fuzzy pin cushions.

[@tanickjager5857]

I watched the oxventure and was cheering for dob x Lilliana

[@FrankieAdds]

Of course the dragons beat the fleet of ships - did none of you watch Game of Thones?!

[@Kamtzal]

These are so great!

[@codmanout9861]

They should give Totally Accurate Battlegrounds a try. It's a PUBG clone done in Totally Accurate style, but if you press G in game, you character turns their gun sideways and hiphop starts playing (G for Gangsta)

[@Ya_boi_thorn]

Can you guys play cup head next?

[@drewworth1568]

Obviously you have the final say on Oxventure seduction techniques, but here's my take: Eggbert uses fireworks to ask them out, Prudence just goes full Azula from Avatar, Corazon is the suave one that steals them fancy jewelry, Merilwen talks about all of the cute animals until she literally can't breathe, and Dob is so charming he seduces them just by being himself.

[@mistformsquirrel]

TABS! It is a good Friday immediately

[@nyysjan]

Luke: Hobbits are expendable

[@Narwhal-gn1xj]

29:22 Assassin's Creed + Joker (Dark Knight) = Jester / Killing machine

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Ice Giant x Minotaur is a thing now.

[@neetocheeto6567]

Midsommar 2019 is the movie that Andy is scared of seeing

[@juste1875]

You guys should play “Door Kickers Action Squad”

[@JKM395]

Fantastic stream. Hobbits for the hobbit throne!

[@Taracinablue]

I'm twelve minutes in, but I'd better save the rest for later, because I just bought this game the other day =) It made my computer crash though... my brother's guess is that the graphics card was pulling more power than the system could handle.

[@johnoneil9188]

Didn´t expect to see a giant punch a mammoth to death today. I really like it though.

[@H3LK5]

Almost literally flogging a dead mammoth

[@jasonsorin1021]

9:41 is that the freaking Triforce?

[@LarryTheWanderer]

Halflings remind me of vicious piranhas

[@TarYosh]

poor Halflings...

[@kallasantysanty6092]

They are the Half-flings, it is they way of life :)

[@voltzoen6262]

I see that Luke couldn't beat his nemisis the frost troll so he became one.

[@kelseyvonblack]

1:22:26 photos of everyone’s dice would be neat to see

[@frostbite3820]

45:00 recreation of the bf1 opener

[@roswaldwalton1147]

Tabs is slang for cigarettes in Newcastle!

[@connordillivan452]

I don’t remember there being a second mike, now there’s a third?!

[@toymachine4253]

I see four

[@neetocheeto6567]

what's the link for the discord?

[@bryanducy1977]

What is the song they hum at 47:18

[@IndecisiveStoner]

More TABS!!!

[@michaelthe3rd339]

Stream needed more Hobbit sacrifices.

[@everythingknife8763]

This may be a little late but, Luke, you need to turn up the gain on your mic. Edited: That's better.

[@neetocheeto6567]

Disneyland > Live Streams right Ellen?

[@benevolentwaffle7438]

This game is unrealistic...ally fun to watch 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[@Lordpooz09]

Facemasks for Halloween live stream?

[@thomasgodridge5945]

*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*

[@Gujicaro]

"A third Mike." Ok

[@asianpersuasian3758]

Spicy boy? Is he related to spicy rat?

[@izabellarooze778]

Illios! New overwatch hero coming soon, thoughts?

[@PopeMugg]

Hi

[@MrFlobadobbob]

Hobbit contingent is the name of my band

[@tomgymer7719]

Andy, if Flannery is the second worst oxventure character who's the worst? There seem to be a lot of contenders.

[@thumbmanforever]

Finaly

[@CantankerousDave]

Minor nitpick - that’s third-person view, not first.

[@Jamboliar88]

Streaming tabs was the right decision, ofc I meant totally accurate battle simulator.... What else could I possibly mean...

[@burningapeable]

afaik tabs is slang for cigarettes in the north of England, I knew a guy from Yorkshire who looked mortally offended when I asked him if he was enjoying his fag... 2010 was a different time.

[@elijahpliskin1034]

Everyone should try the game Elite Dangerous, it is kinda hard but super fun.

[@Giga-lemesh]

Starts at 0:27

[@brownross88]

Everything is fine now and will nothing

[@danielflanard8274]

Why is it that 50% of the people watching your streams either recently lost a friend, a loved one, or a close pet. I'm not trying to be insensitive but it's oddly frequent.

[@drunkpunch7334]

Its all part of Jane's evil master plan

[@eoghanmyers2330]

NEVER SAY ARAGORN IS A RANGER. D&D PEOPLE WILL DESTROY YOU. Also ranger is actually a notoriously bad class

[@Giga-lemesh]

“There’s one executioner left” actually there were 4

[@neetocheeto6567]

Midsummer Saint John's Day Also called Feast of Saint John the Baptist, Summer Solstice, St. John's Feast Day, Jāņi, Enyovden, Liða / Litha, Midsommar, Ivan Kupala Day, Juhannus, Mittumaari, Alban Hefin, Gŵyl Ganol yr Haf, Sankthans, Joninės, Jaanipäev, Keskikesä Roman Catholic Church, Lutheran Churches,Anglican Communion,residents of the province of Quebec in Canada,Nordic peoples, Estonians, Baltic peoples, Bulgarians, Russians, Poles, Germans, Dutch, Flemings, Belarusians, Neopagans, Unitarian Universalists Marks the ancient middle of Summer, beginning of Astronomical summer, and the nativity of St. John the Baptist. CelebrationsFestivals, bonfires, feasting, singing, Maypole dancing

[@scorpion23721]

No offense Luke, but using hobbits in every battle defeats the purpose of a game that offers you a lot of hilariously varied units.

[@Firehead7]

Ah, but friend, the fun is in pitching those hilariously varied units against hobbits :)

[@scorpion23721]

@@Firehead7 I don't know man .. Got boring really fast for me, Along with the over-possessing of units.

[@f1r3-y_l1on2]

If you haven't seen them steam TABS before I should probably warn you that Hobbit massacre is the channel favourite technique. Now are the hobbits being massacred or doing the massacre? That's the real question

[@scorpion23721]

@@f1r3-y_l1on2 I've seen it actually ..😅