Totally Not Adorable Jon Archivist Moments

Hello Jon nation how are we doing??
This is a quick compilation of Adorable Jon moments inspired by this post on tumblr: twigstarpikachutroll22.tumblr...
I enjoyed doing it a lot and if anyone wants me to do another one please let me know!! I know for a fact there are many more quotes to be used because Jon is Beloved, even though I make fun of him a little bit in the video. It's out of love 💜
Anyways, you can find me on tumblr @your-queer-vampire-dm; the idea for the quotes is from twigstarpikachutroll in the post above.
The graphic on the thumbnail and all audio used in the video belong to Rusty Quill. The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License.
god i hope i did that correctly
Anyways! Let me know if anyone would want more of this from me! Any comments will be greatly appreciated, I spent half of today arranging the text to be funny, so I hope I succeeded at least a little bit kejfkwqjefikwqg

[@DallasTheLad]

I like how he barely laughs at jokes… he just.. asks.. if it was a joke

[@biblicallyaccurateangel2476]

the true autistic experience 😌

[@caitlinanzovin1146]

Autism :3

[@sullivanko1902]

Autism for the win

[@ComradeLuka]

It’s the autism :-)

[@Bear-bx7yo]

I actually think that made him and baseera's relationship interesting in season 4 they were the only ones in the crew for awhile that kinda found their stride and got on. Even after he was outed for being an "Avatar"

[@someoneawesome8717]

You know he used his actual cat for the recordings, that means he had to bring Sir Pouncealot to the recordings

[@nope84]

i’m sorry, he had to bring w h o m

[@someoneawesome8717]

@@nope84 yup, that's the name of the cat you're hearing purr like an engine

[@finchie_w99]

omg did he really

[@someoneawesome8717]

@@finchie_w99 yeah he did

[@m88nlighter]

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Sir Pouncealot

[@SantasSillyElf]

My personal favorite: "C'mon, it won't hurt." "Fine" "I lied" "AEEEEAAAAAUUUUHHGGGGG"

[@ari638]

Honestly the most in pain I've ever heard someone be. Impressive

[@butch_banjo_loon]

the magnus archives is just “jonathan sims gets trolled” the podcast

[@ceaseless_spiral_avatar]

Bro is making it VERY known he’s in pain. Did he scream into the recorder or what??

[@calebdouglas2512]

"I feel ... sad." "Sad?" "Very sad." "...very sad." "Yes, alright, point taken" Me too Jon, me too.

[@TryksterJawbreaker]

Can’t believe “I COULD be on drugs! >:T” didn’t make it in

[@cooler-robson]

We're missing this scene: Martin: What's my middle name? Jon: ...You don't have one! Martin: Wow Jon: You- I ACTUALLY believed you! >:( Martin: Sorry, sorry- Jon: "That's ridiculous", I thought. "That's not a real name! But you wouldn't LIE to me!" >:(

[@youraveragebaka8137]

Omg which episode is that?

[@cooler-robson]

@@youraveragebaka8137 It's 164 "The Sick Village" :D

[@rat3015]

I've listened to the whole podcast twice and I know he refers to himself sometimes as martin k blackwood but I cannot for the life of me find what he told Jon his middle name is 😭

[@cooler-robson]

@@rat3015 it's because there isn't such scene. This is the point of joke - we don't know what middle name Martin was supposed to have, we only know it was ridiculous as hell and that Jon believed him 'cause he's cute little dork in love >:D

[@rat3015]

@@cooler-robson damn they goofed me 😭

[@sporkafterdark]

i like the fact that, up until MAG 1....1-something, (sorry i forgot), The Admiral was the only character Jon was canonically recorded saying "I love you" to (edit. 124 is too many, stop liking this comment)

[@InfiniteAnvil]

161

[@sporkafterdark]

@@InfiniteAnvil yeah, thanks!!!

[@magical_chaos]

803

[@Ravenavenn]

Never, have 973

[@zoejpg8102]

he’s so babygirl in like a small way

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

Indeed he is

[@Totallynotredtail]

Babygirl In like a small, pathetic, stray cat soaked by the rain you see on your way home and lizard brain goes “WE MUST KEEP IT” kinda way

[@ThatOneArchivist]

Hearing Jon sound not like he's literal days away from death even for a little bit makes me feel better about hello Jon, sorry for the deception.

[@vanessa2603__]

JON I AM GOING TO HOLD YOUR HAND AND MAKE YOU WARM SOUP (THREAT)

[@BumbleB1684]

- Martin 2022

[@boowind4432]

2:50 “Together, one way or another” MY HEART OH NO IT WAS A CALLBACK OH GOD OH GOD I DIDN’T REALIZE

[@twigthetroll9279]

**blinks and then freezes, eyes going wider than should be physically possible and mouth dropping open** **drops to my knees, eyes filling with tears** **starts gasping and panting, tears start rolling down** **screams and then cries**

[@tybronx2446]

WAIT-

[@elysianblues]

WHAT. FUCK OUU

[@cosmodoge6565]

I JUST FINISHED SEADON FIVE TODAY DONUT DO THIS TO ME PLEASE

[@Nikowo1610]

​@@cosmodoge6565🍩

[@SantasSillyElf]

"It's a joke, Jon" "Oh- uh" *Kermit laugh*

[@catherinec9331]

Admiral just being the quintessential cat in every way and even jon knows that's a losing battle. Admiral wants scritches? Admiral will get scritches. and laps. and attention. and jon may have his hand back when Admiral is done with it and not a moment sooner

[@Dragoriax3]

Jon sims as a character in this is probably one of my favorites ever next to martin in any podcast I've listened too. There's just so many layers to these characters ❤

[@mistydevillier2197]

Yes, mine too!!

[@gabrielamedeirosribeiro3223]

“I feel…” “Mhmm” “I feel… sad” “…” “…” “Sad?” “_Very_ sad” “…” “…” “Very sad” “Yes, alright, point taken” Martin is so smug, I can’t 😂😂😂

[@ThatOneArchivist]

Every time I think about him i constantly get reminded of the fact that even when he had become somewhat of the Antichrist he still has to ASK “is that a joke..” LIKE HE ISNT THE DEMIGOD, THE ENTITY. GODS LITLW PLUSS ONE, IF YOH WILL, OF KNOWLEDGE. OF ALL SEEING KNOWLEDGE. KNOWING. AND HE DOESNT KNOW IF ANYTHING IS A JOKE. he's so me.

[@acornheart465]

"Is that your official statement? 'I sad'?" -Martin Blackwood

[@katg5746]

Statement of Jonathan "Was that a joke?" Sims...

[@ThatOneArchivist]

4:21 that's not fair actually, he probably could share, if it weren't for the fact that over the prior four seasons every time he tried EVERYONE TOLD HIM IT WAS HIS FAULT FOR HAVING EMOTIONS ON LITERALLH ANYTHING Season three Jon could say “wow this sandwich looks nice, I am genuinely happy to consume this substance!” AND SEASLN THREE TIM OR MELANIE OR DAISY WOULD PICK UP SAID SANWKCH, THROW IT AT THE GROUND AND STOMP ON IT IN FRONT OF JON AND TELL HIM THAT ITBWAS HIS FAULT SEASLN FOUR JON! *literally wakes from the dead, back from a coma.* EVERY. SINGLE. LTHER. PERSON. INCLUDING THE PEOPLE WHO HE PROBABLY NEEDED MOST LIKE MARTIN AND GEORGIE : “I wish you died that day” WHY WOULD HE BE GOOD AT SHLWING EMOTIONS? THERE KS NO REASLN HE SHOULD. EVERY TIME HE TRIED IT WAS MET WITH A NEGATIVE RESPINSE, IT IS A MIRACLE HE ISNT SUCH A PEOPLE PLEASER THAT IT DROVE HIM TO HIS EARLY EARLY GRAVE MARTIN. thank you for coming to my poorly written Ted talk

[@Totallynotredtail]

I need to like, give Jon a hug, but aggressively as I, to, struggle showing my emotions in a healthy and acceptable manner

[@watcherglowcloud]

that 2:48 "together...one way or another" hits different now

[@weewoo6546]

OH MY GOD IT DOES

[@birdiejett3163]

Jon “Never Been Adorable” Sims

[@TheRealAndian]

can't believe the 'i spy' scene didn't make it XD /lh this is adorable and i thank you immensely. needed some good healthy jon-being-adorable moments

[@eldritchunicorn]

I might do another one so I'll keep it in mind!!

[@TheRealAndian]

@@eldritchunicorn may i also suggest "i could be on drugs!" XD

[@twigthetroll9279]

The only reason the "i spy" scene didn't make it in is because when I made the post this was based off of I hadn't reached that episode yet XD XD XD (i've since made a part 2)

[@jaxysilva642]

The laugh Jon makes at 2:15 remind me of Rango’s nervous laugh and ever since that epiphany, I’ve never NOT laughed at that part

[@takeoats]

YOOOO YA

[@kierstenburtz8442]

May I present to the jury for consideration: "What?... I could be on drugs!" Jonathan Sims MAG 83

[@Is_It_Spokey]

I was talking with my friend once and I said "Sorry for asking weird questions some times I just hate not knowing things it makes me feel uncomfortable" and they just looked and me and went "Ha jonathan sims coded for real"

[@imabrokenglowstick]

the emotions i feel towards jonathan sims literally can’t be put into words i fucking FEEL for him so much guys. fuck

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

MOOD

[@Clouddbb]

It's been too long since I've listened to this podcast, i need to rewatch, i remember Jon's voice being so much deeper

[@molly2343]

Its really deep at the beginning, but as it goes on he gets more comfortable I think and he stops being so stern all the time...

[@gendrrgremlin]

*curls up in a ball and cries in jon kinnie*

[@Sophia-so8zf]

I love the eye being thwarted by the admiral

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

the absolute _betrayal_ of slugging us in the face with hurt and pain amidst adorable cute moments istg ;_;

[@sevhells]

I really love the use of space, italics, and font size while transcribing. Thanks for your work!

[@whatthehell8418]

i am emotionally devastated

[@innitheotaku3883]

This video almost made me cry I finished the series like 4 months ago and have kinda moved on from the hyperfixation but the intro alone was making me feel *emotions* and *rememeber*

[@mistydevillier2197]

I keep re listening to the whole 200 episodes. I wish it wouldn't have ended!!!😢❤

[@davv6628]

Just never listen to the end and ignore all the spoilers that way you can never get the sad end or any end at all, it's just going on forever for me my dude 👉👉

[@VulpineCortex]

All good things have an ending. Better end things concisely than prolong it 'till it degrades in quality; not to mention Magnus Archives from an artistic standpoint has a very good ending, even if it's bitter to the viewer.

[@madeleinegauthier7747]

How’re we feeling now

[@malaizze]

Good news! Statement remains.

[@sky8554]

currently dying because of the 154 scene WHY IS THAT THERE ITS JUST STRAIGHT UP SAD 😭 and I just now realized the paralel with 200,, wHY

[@choichiyo2347]

This podcast feels like a TV show,,,sometimes I forget it's a podcast!

[@Vittahereyup]

I love him so much im gonna cry

[@p1nkPallas]

The Admiral clip will always be one of my favourites istg (I'm a cat person excuse me)

[@literaturefreak2276]

Bros I miss TMA so much 😭

[@dewcrownedmuse]

soo good news!

[@cosmodoge6565]

I'm lucky I only started it like a few weeks ago so I didn't die too much when season 5 finished

[@shadowgirl_10]

During the 154 clips I clenched my fist so hard my nails left marks on my palm 😭

[@SeerOfTime577]

Jon will always be adorable. :3

[@GlacieThat1Dog]

god i gotta listen to TMA again before TMA2 comes out

[@ohno8398]

Just finished season 4, I needed this 😭

[@Angel_thedarling]

My personal favourite "ahhh wrong hand cat wrong hand"

[@slapshot1d1ot]

PLEASE my heart- I love this so much!!!!!!!

[@ell_chaos4606]

this is a gem- the text is brilliant!!! it was so well timed and I loved all the little emoji faces :D this is wonderful

[@rosea-d1064]

this was so brilliant, absolutely fantastic job

[@Ashtree28]

This is exactly what I needed in my recommended 🥺😍

[@katymier3102]

I needed this 😌

[@transparencesolution]

awesome video with great sound

[@s1nr865]

my cat is just like his

[@transparencesolution]

awesome video

[@louisefarrar6037]

I love this… but… Why does everyone miss the trouser scene!!!

[@josjoe792]

Was that a joke?

[@3RaccooonsInATrenchcoat]

What episode is the cat bit at 0:43