I don't know because kratos beat my phone so bad it was like my phone killed his family.
@jaylensuarez976011 ай бұрын
"He beat me like I stole something" is CRAZY
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@christianvincentcostanilla842810 ай бұрын
Try How Alex Mercer and James Heller traumatized The Prototype Games 1 and 2 NPCs
@erikferal9 ай бұрын
"He beat me like this was Def Jam Fight for New York... like I killed his family... LIKE WHAT DID I DO?!"
@exforzoid41499 ай бұрын
Fr 😂
@rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu958 ай бұрын
@@christianvincentcostanilla8428So…who we can listed into for being got dumped by Mercer or Heller? Elizabeth Greene, one of Web of Intrigue target, Captain Cross, Raymond McMullen, Karen Parker, Peter Randall, Hunter, Leader Hunter, Supreme Hunter (both 2 encounters), a random NPC in the crossfire or anyone else?
@kingofwyrms222711 ай бұрын
Bruh the way Poseidon was talking about how bad he got me laughing my ass off. That man literally said he beat me so bad it was like I killed his family.
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Yeah bro was going through it😂
@THENemesisXX9910 ай бұрын
Actually facts. Compared to everyone else Kratos killed. Ares got off pretty easy.
@deanderprince367110 ай бұрын
Yea very easy@@THENemesisXX99
@kingofwyrms222710 ай бұрын
I think this is the most likes I've ever got on a comment.
@JamesCPotter139 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Poseidon poisoned Kratos' daughter, which forced Kratos to fight in a tournament for the antidote. He ended up winning after pledging loyalty to the gods. One of the other competitors wanted revenge. The BARBARIAN. which led to the events of Kratos' ORIGINAL DEAL WITH ARES. So technically, it's ALL Poseidon's fault
@YourCasualPunk11 ай бұрын
At least my boi Larry made it to Ragnarok let's hope adult kratos has mercy
@Imsimplytrell11 ай бұрын
Kratos now hold my beer
@kingofwyrms222711 ай бұрын
Bro for real. That nigga Larry needed to survive.
@shadowsnake513311 ай бұрын
Nah, he's only like that because he's learned not to kill those unrelated to the mission, and Larry is the mission, alongside the boy he gets missions from, Larry good as dead.
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Bro you aint giving Larry no hope 😂 but you might be right 😔
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Lets hope so Larry just trynna survive 😔
@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano883611 ай бұрын
Poseidon while getting merked: Wat did I do?,WHAT DID I DOOOOOO!!!
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Man really was just getting merked for what? lol
@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano883611 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty he's catching the smoke that he didn't deserve,he gotta racially motivated or something 😂😂😂
@adarkwind47129 ай бұрын
@totallytoasty 🤷♂️ Kratos pulled up and Posiedon stood with the Fam. Props to him but his Fam pulled him into a one-sided a$$ beating of epic proportions.
@genesismultiverse48965 ай бұрын
Kratos: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF THE MURDEROUS RAGE I'M HAVING WHILE MURDERING YOU!!!!!!!!
@bradleyadams525228 күн бұрын
You guys heard of the Odyssey? Posidon had some bad karma...
@coolraul0711 ай бұрын
7:30 - Repeat-eh-flea?! Daaaaaaaamn, that's worse than repeatedly! 😂😂😂
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Right lol
@mycoleaugborne717211 ай бұрын
"was it really that bad Poseidon?" All Of Us: I'm assuming that you didn't even watch the fight? 5:45
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Yeah that was a crazy question
@genesismultiverse48965 ай бұрын
Yeah tho to be fair Hades got it worse no really he got it way worse
@KaijuJester0211 ай бұрын
John doing damage control on Kratos is amazing!
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Bro is working over time
@angryfoxzd523310 ай бұрын
Kratos is just hate, rage, sex, and bull shark testosterone all rolled into one man 😮
@Omega-jg4oq9 ай бұрын
WTF?! 😂😂😂
@seijin44264 ай бұрын
So he was written by a horny schoolgirl who was ovulating?
@genesismultiverse48964 ай бұрын
I thought it was Conan as greek
@jamichealruiz2 күн бұрын
U Couldn’t Be Farther From The Truth @Angryfoxd5233😂😂
@Nameless-g4o10 ай бұрын
The way he said i got one more job for you larry with that smile was devious bro it gave me goosebumps
@LarryAmakerIII10 ай бұрын
Bruh I only got 1 arm, idk what his plan is but I'mma lay low 😎🤷
@genesismultiverse48964 ай бұрын
@@LarryAmakerIII well he can help make replacement body parts
@astrogamerg226311 ай бұрын
Larry is being treated like Spider-Man bro ain’t getting not break
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Bro fr lol
@LarryAmakerIII10 ай бұрын
I'm literally just trying to make it out here 😩
@astrogamerg22638 ай бұрын
@@LarryAmakerIII Larry my boi how are ya
@LarryAmakerIII8 ай бұрын
@@astrogamerg2263 shiiiiiiit I'm STILL in the backwoods literally. No snow thankfully tho 😁just a lot of rain. And STILL waiting for this fat check that was promised!!!!
@astrogamerg22638 ай бұрын
@@LarryAmakerIII Larry I don’t know how to tell you but your being scammed you should apply for a new game 😂😂 also you might want to wear winter a coat were your going
@novaarts591910 ай бұрын
Larry might be the only Spartan that made it to Ragnarok. Kratos might like it.
@LarryAmakerIII10 ай бұрын
I tell you what, if nothing else, I know how to survive and thrive 😎 even if I only got 1 arm 😅😩
@novaarts591910 ай бұрын
@@LarryAmakerIII How's Ragnarok.
@LarryAmakerIII10 ай бұрын
@@novaarts5919 I got some ravens following me, should I be worried 🤔😬
@novaarts591910 ай бұрын
@@LarryAmakerIII Throw a sandle at it.
@genesismultiverse48964 ай бұрын
@@LarryAmakerIII I heard you help with replacement body parts nice job also he told me to tell you he is sorry and wanted to give you a ps5 as a sorry card
@MusicLover-my6fo11 ай бұрын
I'm sure John wanted to call Aphrodite, but she might've been "preoccupied." 😏
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Yoooo chiiill
@MarioThompson81711 ай бұрын
@totallytoasty I mean it's true kratos got all up in that "love" from the goddess of love and let's say she wasn't disappointed 😏
@omnimon223010 ай бұрын
John was looking for someone to f*** Kratos UP, not just f*** him.
@Ct-7567-xg8es9 ай бұрын
I guess you can say kratos did beat all the gods at everything they could do and just did it better
@MarioThompson8179 ай бұрын
@@Ct-7567-xg8es he most definitely did
@DxviNights11 ай бұрын
Waiting ''How Dante traumatized the Devil May Cry NPCs'' rn btw
@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho984211 ай бұрын
Those NPCs would be begging to swap places with GOW NPCs 😂
@gameover939011 ай бұрын
Forget Devil May Cry, Dante’s Inferno would be a better fit.
@DxviNights11 ай бұрын
@@gameover9390 i mean yeah but dante's inferno is basically god of war clone (lucky it is still avaliable because i had xbox game pass back then)
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Yo its coming soon bro lol i already have so many games to do but yes it will come
@chainfriskdreemur841110 ай бұрын
@@totallytoastywhat about Azura path and Doom Slayer
@TeddySlump11 ай бұрын
lmaooo this was heat you did it with this one🔥
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Hey i appreciate it my boy 😎🔥
@WolfeGlowson9 ай бұрын
John: yo helios did you beat Krato- Helios: "Yeah Kratos SsTomped on my neck" is insanity 😂
@MarioThompson81711 ай бұрын
Man kratos was giving poseidon that popeyes, kfc 20 peice combo and then proceeded to give a 75 piece combo to zeus. Beat him so bad kratos technically broke the 4th wall covering all of our screens red. And continued beating him until we decided to stop pressing circle🤣
@jaysoulazy11 ай бұрын
Bro, I can’t make this up. It went to ad at the moment he stabbed Aries 😂😂😂
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Bro i didnt even place it there lol
@Foryxkenshine11 ай бұрын
Like Shang sug got me in tears 😂😂😂
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Man Kratos trynna get into MK lol
@ThomasJohn-f5e8 ай бұрын
Fun fact@@totallytoasty: He appeared as a guest guy
@rodrickhunter692811 ай бұрын
W video this operator is the ultimate super villain😂😂
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Thank you bro and John is a avengers level threat lowkey
@Isaacj_money10 ай бұрын
Reminding me of mals wrld
@totallytoasty10 ай бұрын
Oh yeah he a big inspo 🔥
@spincycle672410 ай бұрын
Kratos has something against Poseidion and Helios I swear
@jose117_5 ай бұрын
poseidon yes if you watch the ghost of spardan poseidon did stuff witch piss kratos off
@genesismultiverse48965 ай бұрын
Kratos: oh actually I thought Poseidon tried to tell me something I couldn't hear him because of the background music and the agonizing screams of pain he screamed
@eziothepokemon240811 ай бұрын
Feel the power of the sun!!
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
I bet he wished he didnt say that lol
@RobotSkullDogCatBloodGod10 ай бұрын
Feel the power of my foot and hands
@genesismultiverse48965 ай бұрын
Helios: PLEASE KRATOS I GAVE YOU POWER OF THE SUN CREDIT CARD STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP
@Igris-mq9jg4 ай бұрын
🎵Here comes the Sun🎵
@genesismultiverse48964 ай бұрын
@@Igris-mq9jg 🎶and it's gonna die🎶
@darkman700910 ай бұрын
laughing so hard when poseidon mention kratos beat him like def jam fight for ny. XDXDXD
@aboubakerali-q2h11 ай бұрын
the day kratos became ultamet menice is this day daaaame
@nikolaibarakov219210 ай бұрын
Dude you forgot about Artemis. She gave her blade to Kratos in God of War 2005 and then was chilling for the next two games. 😂
@renzmiguelberonguezmanzano88369 ай бұрын
Athena being a d ck rider and instigator of Kratos is on point 😂😂😂
@BLAZE_EDTIZ11 ай бұрын
Please do Asura's Wrath 💀
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
I gotchu bro
@BLAZE_EDTIZ9 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty Hope to see it soon!
@lamparo702810 ай бұрын
I gotta see how the Larry story ends bro
@LarryAmakerIII10 ай бұрын
Pray for me fam, I hope I make it. WHERE MY PLOT ARMOR 😩
@PerfectYakon221911 ай бұрын
Yo TotallyToasty do the Doom NPCs getting traumatized Doomguy
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
I gotchu bro i will be doing Doom soon too
@seijin44264 ай бұрын
Bro, all demons are evil so they had it coming.
@SeazonalPixel3 ай бұрын
"ptss... it's me Hermes. Aren't you gonna ask me if I beat Kratos?"
@rustybulletin101611 ай бұрын
How is Kratos speedruning the destruction of Olympus?
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Man clearing everybody
@seijin44264 ай бұрын
Cheat codes maybe?
@linneausmsiska118410 ай бұрын
i swear heimdall got off easy with his death
@Leveling-yw2mz11 ай бұрын
You should do the poppy playtime chapter 1 to 3 monsters 😂
@kidkatanatv10 ай бұрын
This one, the Prototype is probably going to be the caller
@goldenrain440211 ай бұрын
You kinda forgot hercules, the second strongest god the the greek pantheon seperate from kratos... Oh well
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
True but Kratos didn't even want smoke with him that's the thing lol
@diannejohn534610 ай бұрын
I mean Malswrld's God Of War Video Had Hercules In it So Yeah.
@goldenrain440210 ай бұрын
@@diannejohn5346 both sounds good enough to me
@tooda1of110 ай бұрын
U need to b in a movie bro fr😂😂😂u talented 🔥🔥🔥💪🏾
@Satorugojo12710 ай бұрын
Bro skipped Hercules 😭🙏
@genesismultiverse48964 ай бұрын
Kratos: larry? Larry: CRAP Kratos: OH LARRY!!!! larry: (pure fear) Kratos: i wanted to say I'm sorry for what i did here a playstation 5 as a an offering to show how sorry i am
@flanzy3788 ай бұрын
7:35 like Siang sun💀😭
@SpiritualCultLeader574711 ай бұрын
Let’s be honest not a single person can kill Kratos not even Aries could do it and he got stabbed in the chest with a stone sword especially Zeus he even gouged Poseidon eyes out and made him blind and on top of that Baldur couldn’t even do it and he snapped his neck so they might as well give up and stop trying at this point Kratos is unstoppable
@Goldenjking11 ай бұрын
I love Npc services
@Life32146Ай бұрын
Bro why nobody talking about at the start Larry said *kratos cut his hand* 4:40 he has 2 hand where’s the cut hand!?!?
@RositaMuyapaКүн бұрын
John gave Larry his hand back
@Life3214623 сағат бұрын
@ bruh ok
@RositaMuyapa23 сағат бұрын
@@Life32146 yeah
@Ash-Winchester7 ай бұрын
A god: Sends kratos to hades Kratos: Aw shit, here we go again.
@danninmatthews56406 ай бұрын
Greek mythology Hercules: He stole my Story!!! Hera got me to kill my wife and children
@callmev35319 ай бұрын
6:58, Amidst all this, Athena, the literally greed-infested Olympian she is, just popping into as if to gloat that she had a hand in Kratos getting as far as he did (7:53, twice I might add) was probably the best part. You can blame Ares for indirectly making Kratos the rampage machine he is, you can even blame the Sisters Of Fate or the Furies for not just killing him when they had the chance, but let’s not forget, without the Zeus and other Olympians, Kratos wouldn’t have come back to beat Ares, without Gaia, Kratos wouldn’t have been able to go after the Sisters Of Fate and rewrite his own death, and without Athena, Kratos wouldn’t have known to go after the Flame Of Olympus. Kratos is a menace sure, but he is far from infallible or invincible.
@jmb7239010 ай бұрын
Everybody saying that Poseidon didn't deserve that beating he got when actuality if you look at the God of War prequel comics long before he made a deal with Aries back when his daughter were first born Poseidon he was the main reasons Kratos had to look for ambrosia because he created a plague that he infected his daughter all to create some tournament for the gods amusement to see who gets it first and Kratos found out about it so he's beating was well-deserved
@bijousquid11 ай бұрын
its me, hermes! 😂
@bluhmer19907 ай бұрын
I low-key felt bad for some of these NPCs. When one god would kill Kratos, another god would bail him out and start up the slaughter again.
@dellmaxson218411 ай бұрын
TotallyToasty is good at these videos, they are actually pretty funny. He's the next tra rags 100% if he keeps putting out stuff like this.
@kolapyae-ct7yq7 ай бұрын
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Kratos is supposed to fight criminals
@seijin44264 ай бұрын
He did, but then there were none left.
@kentaylor329710 ай бұрын
Malswrld and this dude collaboration
@GIANNICAIRO-z7w9 ай бұрын
7:55 why athena
@thecoolestdaniel455410 ай бұрын
0:26 Bro thinks he's mf doom 💀
@CalebMbayo4 ай бұрын
He took my head and used it as a flashlight
@theuniversalgamer829410 ай бұрын
kratos with GUN just imagine
@bluestreaksthehedgehog.11 ай бұрын
By the way Athena didn't die in this version XD
@Headhunta052 ай бұрын
“Past it’s me Hermes, Aren’t you gonna ask if I beat Kr- “ “He cut off your legs and took your shoes” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tropicaldaze98242 ай бұрын
A FREE JACUZZI IS AT STAKE HERE LARRY!!! A FREE JACUZZI!!!
@regnarsharalds82454 ай бұрын
KRATOS A MENACE i left capslocks on accindantly
@rubygreen63112 ай бұрын
The cracked phone is crazy
@DreadedSamurai988 ай бұрын
He beat me like *I* killed his family has my head hurting 😂😂
@AhmedAmri-yq4jy11 ай бұрын
another masterpiece video
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Thank you
@lil_tree_kid63195 ай бұрын
He beat me like I stole something 😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:41
@WearyWarlock7 ай бұрын
2000s Commercial Energy right here
@emeralddaniel13825 ай бұрын
For a second i thought he was wearing an MF DOOM mask
@Newgen-w3z5 ай бұрын
Bro made my Siri turn on
@toastytcg11 ай бұрын
Love the vids, keep it up! ❤❤
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Thanks other Toasty
@Sundeath4111 ай бұрын
Doom and Asura next please
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Great choices
@Sundeath4110 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty thanks:) I'm curious how the NPC's in the games for the other two members of the angry god trio(that's what I like to call them) will act
@kylegadson743411 ай бұрын
Your edits are not bad my boi tho the head edit could use a little work seems to obviously also the spitting is a little too much otherwise keep up the good work my boi
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Thank you for the solid critique bro i will take your advice on the next one💯🙏
@ishaqedrees58496 ай бұрын
You shouldve made a worker of hades answer his phones saying kratos stole his boss is soul
@calebstephens605911 ай бұрын
Quick question if both of these guys were equal in strength,speed, endurance, skills and they didn't have their weapons And it has to come down who has more willpower to win who would it be kratos or Arkham batman
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
I would say Batman due to his Martial Arts knowledge and hand to hand combat experience. Kratos without his powers and weapons is just gonna be swinging so Batman will easily beat him.
@calebstephens605910 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty I meant skills to and it came down to who is more determined to win
@nathangreene114910 ай бұрын
@@calebstephens6059personality wise Kratos would still be attacking batman relentless not using his skills smartly.
@temmiesensei775411 ай бұрын
banger video as always
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
Thank you bro
@Darthjordan2711 ай бұрын
What if you do a lethal company npc video but instead of npc its the monsters
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
i had thought about it a minuet ago but i feel like the game died down
@Darthjordan2710 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty nahhh the game didn’t die I mean yea I don’t see videos about anymore but hey it won game of the year so that’s that idk I think it would be cool asf
@jacobgrammer202210 ай бұрын
Amazing video
@BleghStr8Boy5 ай бұрын
What´s the name of the song at 8:30
@zhiqinlin439010 ай бұрын
This one is my favourite part of the series
@204957110 ай бұрын
No rest for the weary, eh, John?
@adarkwind47129 ай бұрын
Yoooooo! Our boi Larry makin out!
@ΤεμηΜουτσακη4 ай бұрын
The fact that Poseidon got beaten up and flooded Greece makes me feel bad for him 5:34 😢
@Fafnirsolos10 ай бұрын
How gta main characters traumatized the npcs
@ashtonchane612610 ай бұрын
Part 2! C’mon give us all a part 2!
@itsnevertoolatetodotherigh32719 ай бұрын
Poisedon had it rough tho
@GiorgosKaliviotis-x5q19 күн бұрын
The giant did 89% of the bamege
@St4rSt4r-e5l3 ай бұрын
Mans Poseidon getting beat like when a black mom finds out you doing drugs
@JoeJusticeJr6 ай бұрын
The NPCs get worse treatment than batman enemies.
@arcanaido64159 ай бұрын
Everyone always talks about how Kratos killed Poseidon, but they seem to forget, Kratos's mom was on Atlantis. We all know what happened there.
@jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl10 ай бұрын
We need a sequel
@Aidentrotter21Ай бұрын
The fact we both have a microsoft gateway
@RAIDER_BOB8 ай бұрын
MF DOOM drip going crazy
@jotheunissen927410 ай бұрын
The Last Spartan (besides Kratos) died in GoW II so Larry won't have to go through GoW III
@barbedwire445210 ай бұрын
Let larry live to tell the story
@renno292211 ай бұрын
What’s the song at the very end that shit is fire
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
A beat by Willare bro, look up (FREE) Autumn x Summrs x Xangang Type Beat (Prod. Willare)
@renno292210 ай бұрын
@@totallytoasty thanks man, I love your videos keep up the good work👍🏽
@soundsandclouds13115 ай бұрын
Ok it's 300 now
@stuffy-1107 ай бұрын
Guys look, it's the mf doom!
@HolloWolf359 ай бұрын
The MF DOOM MASK SUBBED
@ultimatecontagion11 ай бұрын
Not sure if you played all the GTA games but I think there's a good video underway when it comes to the NPCS and AI of the games. That or the Red Dead 2 NPCs because they can a nuisance at times.
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
I will be doing both games in the future
@ultimatecontagion10 ай бұрын
@@totallytoastycan't wait for that
@rakeemsmith828910 ай бұрын
Actually now that I think about it how did kratos not gain powers of Hades after he absorbed his soul
@LordHJRules2 ай бұрын
🎼yo this vid is GOATED
@MusicLover-my6fo11 ай бұрын
You should collab with Trevohnn Garner and Mals WRLD.
@totallytoasty11 ай бұрын
One day bro that would be nice both of them are great creators