Totino's with Kristen Stewart - SNL

The big game brings more than just the guys together. [Season 42, 2017]
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[@tdun15]

“what’s your name?” “i’ve never had one” absolute best line

[@LeeCat]

That's so deep . She don't even remember it ! And her husband don't even turn back and look at her . 😢

[@djanthaz]

Yasssss!!!

[@girlwalkerII]

it should have been, "honey you can call me anything you want" I'll be your lover or geisha, I'll be your *itch when we get it on together"

[@Ramboost007]

@@girlwalkerII The point of her not having a name is to dial in the point that the ads are so sexist, they don't even name the main female character.

[@moxiemaxie3543]

She doesn't have a name.In all the Totinos series she was never given a name 😂.The husband calls her Babe and they're the "hungry guys"

[@nicky5043]

The Portrait of a Totino on Fire

[@mackhal5906]

The movie probably took inspiration from this skit..lol

[@MrUndersolo]

Totino is the Warmest Colour

[@andymath89]

LMAO Underrated comment.

[@gigi-ux7wb]

the totino

[@bybybirdie111]

One of my favorite comment ever

[@sammieg8526]

let’s be honest, this is not the first time we’ve watched this sketch and it will not be the last

[@melonchola-ice684]

We're all still trying to find our Totino

[@yousuckatcooking]

I come back every once in a while to remind myself what a masterpiece looks like

[@Late678]

My roman empire

[@Solosational]

​@@yousuckatcookingTrue that. Not to mention the soundtrack❤

[@abc-zt5kr]

I mean I keep coming back. Wonder why! 😂

[@lkafjkakjf333]

I love how the light suddenly got brighter as the wife saw Sabine. She truly found her Totino.

[@Ivosferatus]

Better. She found freedom.

[@Kvl-2968]

That was beautiful, tears in my eyes 😂

[@stevepeanutbutter6854]

The hottest segment ever on SNL ❤🎉

[@chibz92]

This is the sort of sexual tension I imagine in my head when I say hi to anyone.

[@iwastedalotoftimeonyoutube2148]

Do u say hi alot ?

[@bryanaa196]

Why think that? You only say hi to attractive people?

[@thomasz4684]

Weeb

[@destiny_ultimatedork675]

@@thomasz4684 no I'm a weeb >:D

[@MattsCrazyArt]

And the music... love me, stranger!

[@myspace4ever106]

SNL: Kristen Stewart will be hosting a show soo-- Vanessa Bayer: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ANOTHER TOTINO'S AD

[@BigSlimyBlob]

I refuse to upvote this from 69

[@samahita-vca]

I mean damn, the question is who HASN'T made out (or at least a peck) with Vanessa??

[@nitroxdsm]

@@samahita-vca me, unfortunately

[@joshmg25]

@@samahita-vca I was just thinking about that. When Miley Cyrus tried to she freaked out. m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3nXlpJ4Yt9-fcU

[@trinsims7666]

Between this and the Christmas Ryan Gosling sketch I think Vanessa made it her goal to just make out with every hot host she could

[@beberdos]

I still can't get over the fact that she caressing her face with a fuckin totino :D

[@supermarketrash8616]

RIGHT HAHA

[@Ben_Buchholz]

And she loves it

[@John_C_J]

It looks like a regular totino to me.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@John_C_J not with that attitude!

[@mahmamia5100]

You know that her face wasn't the only place that Totino went.

[@AaronPaulIbarrola]

I remember when my friends and I saw this on TV, they were all laughing pretty hard, but I had to step away and hide the fact that tears were flowing from my eyes over a comedy skit that happened to touched my heart.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

I had to do that for Kia Sorento commercial once, so... it could be worse?

[@what_equals_42]

I know. How is this so beautiful? Is there just so little decent representation of anything but straight love that anything good is overwhelming?

[@keithpatrick156]

This skit...is your Totino.

[@sairamts]

You need help.

[@calumsanderson6741]

It is weirdly wholesome and sweet Just like new Dessert Totino's, now available in your supermarket freezer section!

[@senselocke]

I lost it when she started speaking French, and when I realized this wasn't a separate room but like six feet from the couch. =)

[@alexiatr]

Sense Locke I know I lost it when they cut to the guys and the music stopped and you could hear the game narrating.

[@phant0m0th_]

Sense Locke I lost it at the lip bite thing she did when they were shooting water at each other. I AM DEAD.

[@clarkthebob]

Sense Locke it caught me off guard since I'm French. I was like they speak the language of my people😂😂

[@senselocke]

No, but I have loads of gay friends, family, and coworkers. I changed my icon to celebrate when the Supreme Court made their ruling last year, and haven't changed it since.

[@sha11235]

It just shows the asshole boys are so busy watching the game, they don't realize the shit that is going on behind their asses.

[@karlation37]

When she started speaking in French, I lost it 😂

[@tabim3]

karlation37 same 😂😂😂

[@MrUndersolo]

Moi aussi...!

[@tardisgirl1237]

I think they predicted Portrait of a Lady on Fire . . . . . but with Totino's

[@praiv2291]

Moi aussi😂

[@justinwilsonceniza2455]

You are are a monster if you only laugh until that part.

[@Mr.Coffee576]

I've never seen Kristen Stewart with this much romantic chemistry, she's like a whole new person here.

[@idontneedaname318]

She's good in things that aren't twilight

[@Mntguy-nr9vl]

Agreed I always hear how dead she is in the eyes and how she's wooden I've never seen her more alive she was like a lightning bolt.

[@leojones1964]

@@Mntguy-nr9vl right? Her eye acting here is insane. The way she trailed her eyes up and down at Vanessa when she said "what are you hungry for?" was filled with so much yearning.

[@RandomNonsense1985]

I take it you’ve never seen her in Adventureland.

[@MuMu-fu7qe]

Agreed. Might be something to it lol

[@Allagi22]

I love how at 2:29 you see that the kitchen isn't even separated from the living room they are literally right behind the guys.

[@47imagine]

no shit sherlock

[@Will.is.Sol21]

“They’re gonna punt.”

[@DetectiveTrupo203]

But it's already shown that, from the very beginning before Kristen even gets there, you see that she's just standing behind the couch. There's not a separate room or anything

[@lggonda]

@@DetectiveTrupo203 But the edit is what makes it great, we're cutting back to a wide shot of "reality" without the romantic lens flares and color grading. Great example of comedic editing.

[@benbatiduan5059]

the HUNGRY guys*

[@lieutenantthalia6575]

This added 10 years to my lifespan

[@darenpaz4264]

And 10 inches to my pants span ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@kaibrown1818]

D. P. I'm weak 😂😂😂

[@ramonawhitaker4503]

Lieutenant Thalia Same.

[@Max-Power_]

Haaa then 10 yar ea.........aw damn! Screwed it up

[@Selene-bi2qb]

legend has it the guy died while bleeding from nose

[@bigfunnyfilms7548]

They seem like really close friends. It’s nice to see gals being pals.

[@savetheplanet2563]

Cheeky Breeky420 This comment is underrated.

[@kingdon3719]

Jessica Brinson that's cuz it was made just a week ago

[@kingdon3719]

give it time the comment will blow up

[@coylio33ify]

What’s better than this, huh? Gals bein’ pals.

[@grapenutz1137]

This comment will go viral. Its powerful, irreverent, stunning and beautiful all in one.

[@hinaahmed382]

0:52 "Aaahahaa" lady knew what was about to go down.

[@cocoz792]

0:51 THE WOMANS LAUGH IN THE BACKGROUND LMFAOOO “a-ha-ha-HA”

[@McKillaboy]

oh she knew

[@Ivosferatus]

​@@McKillaboy she perfectly knew

[@AnalEvisceration88]

@@Ivosferatus And she just loved it.

[@ZootyTooter]

I love when they burst into french randomly just to affirm the joke

[@deyesed]

Not to mention it's "translated". Vanessa's character says "I sense (externally) that we are only the two people on Earth", not "I feel like we are the only two people on Earth".

[@eeka_gymenez4053]

They were I’m pretty sure mocking portrait of a lady on fire.

[@deyesed]

@Dhi Mancini The "feel" in this case refers to emotion. It's intransitive. Sense is directed at external stimulus (transitive).

[@hugmedonkey]

​@S C SC is right. Désolé Allan. Bien tenté.

[@ayanas9892]

@@eeka_gymenez4053 portrait wasnt released then lmfao. its an amazing movie btw

[@McGyver777ATGMAIL]

I personally think totino's owes them about a million dollars cuz this is like the greatest commercial I've ever seen in my goddamn life.

[@william-uk]

UK viewer here. Only just realised Totino is an actual brand.

[@jujuonthatqueef5043]

They probably paid SNL to do this. They place a lot of brands in their sketches as a way to appease corporate and their need for advertising money while cutting down the number of commercials while they air

[@charleswong6663]

The music too

[@loonzoldick]

Totinos aren't sold in my country but damn if this ad didn't make me want to buy some

[@sofiebonaparte7831]

Ikr lmao

[@raz8752]

“Portrait of a Lady on Fire” was definitely inspired by this masterpiece.

[@supermarketrash8616]

LMFAOOOO

[@JoeVideoed]

The skit was actually better & it only took 3 minutes out of my life.

[@dancinglady73]

When they reveal there’s no wall between the living room and the kitchen . Lol.

[@kaijones8822]

Ikr literally out N the open

[@rushofblood994]

Totino Is The Warmest Colour

[@PameDz]

Alistair Drennan 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nicolegarrick4524]

Alistair Drennan so accurate

[@estefania.99]

Bruh...

[@LewysC]

"I got that reference!!"

[@yoop4322]

😂😂😂 YESS

[@zoetranter6594]

I feel like this is the best advertising Totinos will ever get

[@midinerd]

No you don't

[@imwrongyoureright.3890]

The totinos song might beat it out.

[@halcyon6098]

Unless they're a conservative company

[@Stubert_o]

that is where you're wrong kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJ2ziWiYbtJqqNE

[@Gradomyr]

This is the only advertising Totinos will ever need

[@RedusDeadus]

Fun fact: There's no sound editing from 0:51 onwards. Melancholy piano music automatically plays whenever Kristen Stewart sees another woman.

[@aroha9090]

I really really hope Kristen Stewart was allowed to keep (and frame) the pencil drawing of her holding the totino XD

[@vasiovasio]

Real Romantic Masterpiece!

[@Grace-wo4uj]

the best part of this is the one lady in the studio audience who gets it right away

[@r.j.whitaker]

I know! I heard that giggle and immediately thought "ah, okay" 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[@isabelhoch3713]

That was Kate McKinnon 😂

[@cookiescello]

@@isabelhoch3713 wait rly? How do u know

[@isabelhoch3713]

@@cookiescello nah I was joking lmao

[@slushdog1012]

I’m just now noticing the ha Ha HA HAAA

[@brianprice6148]

Best joke of the skit: "I'm Sabine. What's your name?" ... "I... I've never had one." They've done this Totinos bit for 3 years, and her character never had a name.

[@JTYooper]

It's "honey"...

[@hobbitta]

So it's literal then :D

[@juliaeve]

Brian Price lmao

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE SHOW ONE AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A NAME

[@macaoron]

I mean, even her husband has a name lol. And even their nonexistent daughter!

[@Soul-up8ru]

She went from feeding her hungry guys, to being bored, and then falling in love with Sabine if that's not a complete character development, I don't know what is lmao

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

When we say "We want more pride advertising", THIS is what we mean, not some rainbow colored logos!

[@unusuario5173]

Makes sense. When I want a party Mexican style, I expect tacos, birria, tequila, aguas frescas, mariachi, etc, actual representative examples of it. I don't expect a room painted in red white and green.

[@gentlesandladymen]

@@unusuario5173 that’s actually a good way to put it

[@jakeevans9746]

I love erotic too

[@gracedewbre6117]

@@jakeevans9746 this is why your mother doesn’t love you

[@jakeevans9746]

@@gracedewbre6117 It’s actually the opposite. Just coz you don’t receive any love from your mom doesn’t mean u need to claim it for others.

[@heidilowe]

I can confirm that this is how all lesbian relationships start.

[@barockhill]

Facts

[@frillydress]

Totino’s do be making lesbian relationships happen

[@ingridacosta5427]

Lol. True.

[@issacmunsen3663]

As a male I can confirm this

[@voyager1568]

I’m sorry, but I’ve never had ANY of my straight relationships seem this magical. No French, no pizza rolls, no naked making out in the middle of a football game. What am I doing wrong?

[@catarinabakker8405]

When she started speaking french 😂 😂 I can't, this is so brilliant

[@rosacosta8639]

catarina wyers right??? i lost it there

[@time.1450]

2023. Still coming back to watch this video -- one of the best skits ever made by SNL. 🤣

[@kyriaemegawatt8397]

2024. yep.

[@emanzeism]

"But I'm straight" "Yeah well so is spaghetti until it's wet."

[@itssaulgoodman446]

damn that's a good line

[@lizzie4842]

“I should bring these out” “No, stay with me” “....but, what about my hungry guys”

[@elmagnificodep]

”What are you hungry for?”

[@RandomDirectors]

@@elmagnificodep I also watched the video!

[@elmagnificodep]

Paperclip Cool story! I was continuing the conversation of the OP. You must be fun at parties.

[@greenlime2696]

*violin music intensifies*

[@lizzie4842]

elmagnificodep lmao

[@carinaferenci6486]

This is false advertising. I bought totinos and I'm still not making out with Kristen Stewart

[@jjmanzano9]

No, but you do have hungry guys at home

[@elzagreo]

what about Vanessa? She is hot also

[@TaharkahX]

Same here! Class action suit here we come. 😠😁

[@UnderstandingHumanExperience]

sue them

[@rafaelfactor120]

How dare they😂

[@simonwoods7112]

Why is this kind of genuinely touching, as well as hysterical?

[@dacronic1646]

Omg I couldn’t stop laughing when it cuts to Kristin hugging Vanessa from behind and when she says they’re the only two on earth then it shows the whole living room with them right behind the hungry guys. Lmao!!

[@AksentNethariaFilm]

This is so unabashedly gay and hilarious and I am hERE FOR IT

[@magnoliaskogen]

Between this sketch and the "Kellyanne Conway" Chicago sketch, I think it's clear the SNL deities have figured us out, and I am v happy about it.

[@fucker661]

AksentNetharia got the first part right

[@agno.]

AksentNetharia same😅

[@dotjackson706]

Ok

[@MatthewKelbrick]

gay woman/lesbian are the same thing. lol

[@RedSacarlet]

The french part killed me... 😂

[@phraze410]

PAHAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE HOLD UP....What??!!!!

[@macyroseallen]

I feel like the French part might have been slightly referencing Blue is the Warmest Color but I could be wrong

[@echostorm1996]

@@macyroseallen Oh it's definitely referencing it. There are many clear homages to it in this. lol

[@iriselba3027]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@mimo_7174]

😄right like, what all of a sudden you're both fluent in French

[@thepolloelectrico1117]

This is a CLASSIC. I come back to it very often and laugh my ASS OFF IN TEARS, everytime.

[@bin_ing]

You and I come here for different reasons then

[@LightbornCastles]

It’s sad that this is one of the strongest lesbian love stories in mainstream media….

[@KristinaMaca8]

Omg!!!

[@priyachoudhary9896]

I can say sex education but nothing can beat this one.

[@LightbornCastles]

@@priyachoudhary9896 unfortunately this is more mainstream.

[@priyachoudhary9896]

@@LightbornCastles yeah

[@littlefoxx333]

Shits tough 😅

[@himdotcom]

"But... what about my hungry guys" was the lease appreciated line in this awesome short.

[@SelfReflective]

I agree. So good! Because that's a woman's place, right? To take care of the guys...

[@kozhikkaalan]

@SelfReflective Haha you're a jackass

[@kameronrichardson2266]

SelfReflective no cuz it was funny

[@kameronrichardson2266]

SelfReflective you're less bright than a broken light

[@cyagami90]

The Namez Butt Jangles No because it was the whole point omfg

[@weyj326]

Can we just appreciate that amazing cinematography

[@daniboy4153]

AGÁPĒ Yes it’s amazing

[@blew4200]

For real tho...love the filter and light placement..the French was a very nice touch

[@shairakatelandero3163]

Yes!! I know right!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️😍

[@JackMensahBonsu]

What cinematography, I just want to see the sex scene.

[@luisdiegovilelavargas8271]

👏👏

[@ValCc]

The moment Kristen came out to the world, she became exquisite & glowing from within.

[@macsh6434]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the musical score made for this skit. 👏👏👏🎶

[@slm627]

Is it 'reflections'?

[@macsh6434]

@@slm627 No, but I can see how you got that. 😉

[@Ben_Buchholz]

@@slm627 It's the instrumental track to a song called As Life You Are by Marina Damer.

[@nmikloiche]

I would have bet money on it being an original score. To me it sounds like a play on Pachelbel Canon in D, this one slightly dissonant and aching. I have to go listen to the ones named here.

[@desean3402]

However much Totinos is paying for this advertising isn’t enough.

[@god3485]

Why does this have no comments

[@choomahlezly4550]

Pennywise the dancing Clown it’s cursed, the v. o. i. d. takes them.

[@god3485]

Choomah Lezly today its just a comment, next week its scp-1480 "the cursed comment"

[@kheperasekmet5197]

Tostitos con queso

[@JVR0808]

No it is not

[@seansilence2697]

I come back here every now and then just because this is art.

[@heydeanie]

Suuure... That's why...

[@angelicaamora11]

Lmfaoooo same 😆😆😭

[@fyrepilot1841]

art, obviously

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

@@heydeanie yes for research purposes only

[@heydeanie]

@@carmengogeidnas9670 lmaooooooooooo!! I myself have researched the crap outta this video lol

[@BelleTolles]

Good heavens, if I was a southern lady, I'd have my fan out fanning myself after watching that. Kristen turned up the heat with no effort.

[@jamesdavid7782]

When SNL becomes art.

[@1TotalJabroni]

The 3 things that kill me every time in this scene: 1) "I.. I've never had one" 😂 2) Them playing handsy for no reason, mindlessly shuffling around a full tin of pizza rolls 😂😂 3) the cutaway to them soaking wet mere feet away from the hungry guys 😂😂😂

[@Spieterlaman]

Cutting to them smoking too. Absolute gold

[@OgeeDogee]

Not the part where they started speaking french? hahaha

[@koolbambino8186]

And the sudden change of language 😂

[@Thehubb1]

Also when she's asks her "what about my hungry guys" all quietly cracks me up every time

[@PaulC-Drums]

About point 2. This seems to be a recurring happening in Lesbian Dramas. They made fun of the same trope in the parody of Portrait of a Lady on Fire called "Lesbian Period Drama."

[@sarahbottino1321]

My sexuality is Kristen Stewart saying “no, stay with me”

[@SuperChuckRaney]

It's funny, I always thought of Kristen as a Totino.

[@pizzamatica]

@@SuperChuckRaney Bottino+Totino as well

[@punisher9639]

this...😭😭

[@fxn.ghxul_]

she genuinely sounded like bella on that line though 💀

[@jayak8217]

@@fxn.ghxul_ and?

[@TheDevilsMishap]

I have never witnessed such beauty in a comedy sketch.

[@tdbtw]

this is the most beautiful thing I have ever laid my eyes upon.

[@mariottabuttalapasta]

This is better than most lesbian movies I've seen !

[@jasminebaker1328]

bangmeister2012 too many.

[@mariottabuttalapasta]

I've seen way too many, trust me...

[@clumsyblumsy9999]

Marion D. Literally so true. We need better movies. : \

[@Theomite]

+Marion D. Very true. The directors need to figure out how to show intimacy without Hallmark Channel lighting and tropes.

[@gracemorrison2555]

Marion D. you should watch Carol its the best lgbt movie ive ever seen and is in my top 5 of any movies ive watched

[@0402790618]

The random switch to French dialogue is a comedy genius, very funny sketch

[@mayario]

It’s bad French too, it’s even more comedic

[@carclain123]

It was mocking the constant release of foreign-language lesbian love stories being released into cinemas almost monthly at the time

[@mahmamia5100]

@@carclain123 "almost monthly" Well, you can't say they didn't know their audience.

[@DJ-ty5uf]

This should’ve been named: Blue is the warmest Totino

[@Ivosferatus]

Indeed

[@lynnaxoxo]

Love Lies Bleeding was amazing. I had to come back to this for the original Kristen sapphic content.

[@amber-ic1en]

He’s always asking were are the Totinos but they never ask how are the totinos😔😔

[@jamesgreen6430]

Lol stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sha11235]

He trusted her, that's the thing.

[@kidrm19]

WHY ARE TOTINOS

[@ifiget100subsillstartmakin7]

catra 😶

[@moltencrow3275]

Hey Catra~

[@naoyasumori3134]

Super bowl ads get more creative every year

[@davidreese3624]

So creative its going to Cannes apparently.

[@lessermook7608]

The problem is they're running out of ideas 😂

[@erboch7124]

This was better than all of the Super Bowl ads sadly

[@samuelluria4744]

ERBOCH - This year's crop of Super Bowl commercials was extremely weak.

[@sha11235]

I never even watch commercials, Super Bowl or not. Most of them suck shit.

[@dani9635]

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve come back to this video but I die every time Kristen Stewart asks what’s her name and her instant response is “I…I’ve never had one.”😂

[@Jayzone702]

This came out in 2017 and I seriously think it’s one of the greatest sketches in show history. It never ceases to make me laugh my ass off

[@ThePopushi]

So if I eat Totinos I'll finally be able to gain the courage to date a girl? Perfect.

[@ishitasingh805]

Lmao I got totinos, we should hang out🤣😂😭

[@ishitasingh805]

@Lily Goforth 🤣🤣believe it or not, its the final solution

[@christianstachl]

I'm pretty sure the more you eat the higher the chances!

[@not_obsidian]

@@christianstachl I’ll take 15 boxes then!

[@christianstachl]

@@not_obsidian Me too...for breakfast!

[@cellytron]

“What about my hungry guys?” “What are YOU hungry for?” Damn, this is kinda life-changing

[@floofythefloof]

Haha I thought the same 🥺😄

[@dawsonfischer9376]

Dis PUSS-

[@dananabread6632]

mood

[@heydeanie]

It's deep that No Name realized there's more to life than hungry guys... For real...

[@joefriedman9843]

@@heydeanie No Name hahah

[@bethaniejify]

Omg, every once in a while I come back to watch the Totinos scetches. This one is my fav.

[@teresag3044]

It's super bowl sunday which means it's time for my yearly rewatch of this sketch!

[@eido4220]

Totino is the Warmest Color

[@hemagurunh9731]

Neon Demon So true 😁

[@user-se1zp1sd5r]

HaHa

[@Crunkles1119]

But that movie the two girls don't stay together

[@eido4220]

Crunkles1119 The romance started pretty similarly though. The smoking and the drawing is what reminded me of the movie the most.

[@kaetmcanneny1530]

stoked you got the reference, ha!

[@squatch545]

Whenever I see Kristen Stewart I forget my name too.

[@karlation37]

Her character never had a name in the previous Totinos skits

[@AlexA-qt9uc]

Same. Lol

[@gerRule]

@@karlation37 previous totino skits?? I’m heading straight to the search bar

[@starmc26]

She's ugly

[@karlation37]

@@gerRule yeah, Vanessa is amazing in all of them. Enjoy!

[@inamartina9985]

I will definitely buy totinos ...me being a girl having Kristen Stewart so close will also take my breath away...this skit is just amazing

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

my favorite part is when it cuts back to the hungry guys and you can see that they’re just standing in the kitchen with wet hair. really shows how much of a difference the editing/lighting/music makes

[@mollspice7]

the violin crescendo cracks me UP

[@javierafigueroamoraga8316]

Lmaooo had to watch again to appreciate it

[@brandonlawrence3172]

This is the most transcendent sketch I've ever seen. I keep coming back to it and I laugh and cry every time.

[@aeris44]

Same. Every now and then I’m like “ I need Tostitos and Sabine.”

[@allanjasonmburu2186]

transcedent. that's the word

[@clevelandbci9562]

0:52 Ohhhh HA-HA-HAHHHHH😂😂😂

[@pamelaj3214]

Coming back to this skit after a while and yup, I still feel all the feels seeing Kristen Stewart and crack up 😂❤

[@markk8588]

I know this is a joke but considering this is more well made than any recent lesbian media, Ive watched this 100 times and cried

[@nouribrahim2010]

M M that’s so sad. We need more lesbian media ASAP. How about hey revive The L word?

[@localtran]

You guys are missing out the last few years have been awesome for representation!

[@issysacristan9128]

Oh same sister. Same 😭

[@jaymegreen5647]

Same, I find this more romantic than it is funny, I love Kristen SOOOOO MUCH!!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

[@shaneh630]

blue is the warmest color. u r welcome

[@alexrojas4935]

The way they shot this was actually super beautiful. The camera quality, background music and French speaking made me think I was watching a mainstream romantic movie.

[@JamesTheFoxeArt]

Alex Rojas but with totinos

[@fentanelfloyd8383]

Bet you’ve seen your fair share of romantic movies

[@darth_wager]

Satire Comedy that pretends to be real

[@HeyDonutJudge]

The normal scene where they film the guys and the girls are just normally in the background is what really got me haha

[@solesoul2108]

@@HeyDonutJudge same

[@spinel3115]

This is the most beautiful love story ever! *"And you, you are my totinos"* best line

[@lauren3062]

I have to watch this every SB now

[@dianef617]

Passion. Love. Gayness. *Totinos.*

[@quinintheclouds]

damn, I'm convinced

[@reynareyes8249]

Artemis Flowers 😂😂😂😂

[@sabiyaahamed2474]

*hard cut* Totinos.

[@SteelerGirlXLIII]

Artemis Flowers Trademarked. 😆

[@irider1201]

good one!

[@MMARTSstudio]

I love how they added cannes film festival logo at the end.

[@josedavila]

but please unredle me this, what's with the fake laughs? why WHY

[@raquelrain4672]

They are not fake

[@alexandras.6638]

@@josedavila they aren't fake, there's a live audience

[@Ivosferatus]

@@josedavila have you ever heard the concept of A LIVE AUDIENCE?!?

[@houstonrink9510]

Kristen has such great chemistry with the woman in the totinos skit

[@user-sq3cg6er2o]

This skit is a masterpiece.

[@Alli0910]

i bet kate mckinnon was real mad that she didn't get that part.. haha

[@CJGloria]

PurpleCanary oh for real

[@artphoto2010]

PurpleCanary 😂😂😂 hell yeah

[@itsauro637]

Exactly what I thought lol

[@lebronbarkley6038]

PurpleCanary would have been awesome

[@xjippyx420]

Jeffrey Hinkle Katie Perrys bouncing jugs on a gif loop... Yea I said it.

[@geokowalski314]

the funniest part is at 2:29 where you can see that the kitchen is literally right there

[@MildlyRabid]

I didn't even notice that!

[@kevincampbell5785]

Ha!

[@florenciamedina1630]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIT

[@KATKattalestv]

Who ever came up with this concept deserves an Oscar😻

[@abbycash]

4years on and this is still breathtaking 😌😍

[@thecoolestguyinthecomments178]

Drama, tension, romance, I predict 100 % on Rotten Tomatoes.

[@TheOrangeFondler]

Rotten Totinos*

[@lessermook7608]

Just Rotten.

[@dinkleberg2304]

Just Totinos.

[@EricLeafericson]

thecoolestguyinthecommentsectiNot as fresh as the tomatoes in a Totinos brand Pizza Roll

[@wittylibrarian]

it's already got a seal of approval from Cannes...

[@leathelesbo865]

0:52 ahhahHAHAAA That lady in the crowd knows what's up.

[@ne7611]

Yup lol

[@m4ryslibrary]

aaaaHHahaaHaha

[@yuliako2132]

LMAO

[@gse3862]

One of the best ever SNL of all times.

[@beautifully_chaotic_art]

Had to come back and watch this masterpiece in 2022

[@aashiv93]

Vanessa Bayer is actually a real good actress. The way she switched from dumb wife to passionate lover.

[@ohboilien]

Not to downplay Vanessa Bayer but switching between roles is literally an actors job.

[@waynej2608]

And, she looks good doing it.

[@ProfChaos1985]

I believe comedic actors are the better actors. It takes a lot to not break character in a comedy vs a drama

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

She's soooo underrated! I don't think any of the other female cast members could have pulled off this skit the way she did. It would have been less funny with Kate in it honestly because we all know she's gay and part of the joke is a cooped up housewife falling in love with a French girl over Totinos

[@CC3193]

The Santa Claus one with Vanessa and Ryan Gosling is one of my absolute favourites

[@claremackay836]

the first time i saw this sketch was with my mother. it was simultaneously the best and worst experience of my life.

[@evabailey3860]

Oh god that's hilarious I'm so sorry 🤣 I have watched this many times, never even in the same room as my parents. I'm out to them and yet I still remove this from my watch history 🤦‍♀️

[@joshuamtonga9257]

Ouch sorry bro

[@aykayjk]

I saw it with my mom too! And I was closeted at the time so I was internally screaming

[@heydeanie]

Oooh... Been there with like the season of American Horror Story w the female couple & I'm like thinking " uhhh uhhhh please don't ask questions now... " Lol

[@chuckmangione4747]

This is a reason I never watched anything “adult themed” with my folks lol.

[@AeraYoo]

I want to see a whole Totino Saga because Twilight couldn’t match this raw romance 🔥

[@whittierstrong1312]

One of my all-time favorite SNL sketches. I just keep coming back every few months.

[@sibeliusan]

Does this mean if I buy totinos I'll get a girlfriend

[@calsheridan8961]

I hope you find your Totino.

[@TheWhiskeyDictionary]

Nope... you'll just get Hungry Guys

[@robo-]

they dont sell em here in europoorland

[@sweetheartcool7929]

yeah For sure😂✌

[@blaster23456]

It's a waiting game. First you get married to a guy who likes football, and whose friends also likes football, then start slowly losing yourself to the monotony of making totinos for years upon years until you forget even your name. Only then will a woman come in and awaken not only your heart, but your ability to speak french.

[@muraddiab6393]

This will probably be Vanessa's last season. Which is a shame because I want to see how many times she can reinvent this commercial

[@magnoliaskogen]

Why do you think it will be her last?

[@TheStacyfergie]

Murad Diab why is it her last season?

[@muraddiab6393]

Susanna H SNL cast members get signed for seven years. This is her seventh season. Some stay longer but with the minimal screen time she's getting I don't imagine she will. Just my guess

[@MarcBahbahani]

SNL performers typically sign on for seven years.

[@gamingpotato4427]

That's sad. I love these

[@kkt3683]

The music used in this commercial is absolutely brilliant.

[@user-jk4ug1on5q]

i love the fact that the kitchen is FULLY open to the living room

[@ajallen9674]

It's nice that the Totinos lady finally found some happiness.

[@WinstonPoptart]

Amelia Allen she cheated though

[@WinstonPoptart]

Qowkdjnd Xiwjsjd one is more loyal compared to the other

[@tokowpc]

her husband messed up this year by not splurging for the activity pack

[@cyagami90]

Winston Poptart I mean if my husband was a literal bag of garbage who treated me like a doorstop I wouldn't even feel bad about cheating

[@AP-bf9pe]

Blia Yang um...cheating is never, ever okay or justified, no matter how shitty the partner may be. But yeah, obviously this is just a skit lol

[@abig_old_swan]

That woman's laugh at 0:52 is one of the best things I've ever heard.

[@alex0589]

ahaha right? so telling. she go it

[@vialthiansiamngaihte4099]

I know... She immediately gets it.

[@isabellebasso3235]

AHAHAHAAAAA i died lol 😂

[@trollingisasport]

She's doing vocal runs

[@princesscrackhead2400]

when the villain in the anime thinks they're winning

[@markmh835]

An artistic cinematic masterpiece. Oscars all around.

[@PlasmicPenny]

The shot back to the guys with them embracing in the background, completely oblivious “they’re gonna punt”