Tour Report: SAN ANTONIO

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

Minneapolis and Austin here I come www.chrisdelia.com/#tour

[@Hbizz813]

Hey Chris your standup is the best it’s ever been!!! 2023 is Your year!!! ❤you💋

[@JulianShell33]

Bro you’ve got a great crew with you! This content is great stuff. Also much respect for you bringing your son. This vlog series has really put you in a great light imo. Keep it up bro. P.s. when you get old you’re gonna look back and say fuck I should’ve got a tan at some point in life.

[@Kwestdaroc4]

Can’t wait to see you in Murdapolis 😎 ✌🏼 don’t worry it’s nothing like Witchita where they get their Www-wigs pushed back playa !

[@GBullockNC]

Wow. Finally saw the cameraman. And….he has the most regular face of all time. I already forgot it. He looks like a default created player from Tony Hawk Underground

[@jay5297]

So glad you had a good time here. You're always welcome back.

[@CupOfAwesome]

This is part of the best content on the entire internet, and you can not prove me wrong.

[@madebykemo]

I guess you never watched Airsoft Fatty then.. 😂

[@den.james1]

Agreeeeeed.

[@den.james1]

Nothing improves my mood like seeing a new tour report upload.

[@kermm03]

Facts

[@adriank8151]

It's a matter of opinion I suppose. I love Delia,but how can you fuck with Harry Mack? Imo it's best content on you tube. The absolute best at what he does. Harry Mack is unparalleled!

[@bh1981yt]

Denny and Lou lou have the funniest sister/brother vibe.. they are gonna definitely be big in the future. Very cool to be mentored by Chris.

[@GenCooley555]

Their laughs at 14:58 were so sweet!

[@rhee1110]

These 3 are GOLD together💯💯💯👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌

[@carrieanderson6112]

The temperature debate against your cameraman is literally an episode of Curb your enthusiasm and it’s just so perfect 7:58

[@Nuxunumo]

The temperature and under the blanket bit was an absolutely vital and pivotal discussion

[@ChonkieC]

But 75 degrees?! That’s satan hot for a desired thermostat setting

[@mdoherty8892]

These are the hard-hitting issues.

[@FallsOnMe]

I mean, the chuckle at the end. Gotta love a Chris giggle.

[@JunkBondTrader]

68 degrees is perfect. Its easy to warm up, its hard to stay cool. 75 is brutal.

[@Nuxunumo]

You're right, and also S'Nordic

[@B-RaDD]

I'm a 68 degree hotel guy BUT that's because I live in the regular world where we use blankets to sleep. But now knowing Chris's bedtime routine of no blankets 😅 in boxers 😭 I can see why 75° would be fine for him

[@rubenpagan3983]

the start of the video with the Texans saying how they’re “safe” in regards to Mexico being 2 hours south and Chris’s composed reaction/expression (not shooting them down nor completely agreeing, more so acknowledging) was so funny to me

[@BigD_Energy]

Y’all always have fun together.

[@nikeplayer90game]

Lol Lou Lou, Danny and Chris are such a great trio

[@BericBuilds]

This was good. Excited to see new orleans. I saluted you with my daughter while walking.

[@gg1136]

I was hoping there was going to be a Tour Report in SA, and you guys did not disappoint! I was at that show and you killed it, loved to hear you loved it as well. Cant wait till next time

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Imagine people still trying to hate this man after he went above and beyond to redeem himself and his family. I give all blessings this Man. Great example of how to own your flaws and show his son and wife that he's a real Man that will push forward because.... DONT PUSH ME!!!!

[@bryanbryan6108]

Wull

[@randomguy6745]

I just don’t think he’s funny. He’s one of the worst comedians I’ve ever heard. Why are you going out of your way to take up for him?

[@Messael1994]

Didn’t he just get exposed again for his predatory behavior?

[@mc9723]

​@@randomguy6745 How out of the way do you think it was to comment on KZbin lmao? Bro yall try so hard

[@thrillagorilla45]

​@@randomguy6745Then why are you watching him on KZbin😂 Kinda weird but ok.

[@arvinsepehr9450]

The best of humanity is on display in these videos. The camaraderie of people having coffee is incredible. Thanks for making these.

[@andersonash9059]

😂😂I can’t front the Black History month shoe shine thing was hilarious. I’m black n bald as can be but recognized the brush n started laughin my ass off fam.

[@SJHD]

I would not be mad if these were even longer

[@kaysifranklin143]

Danny runs like my 4 year old son 😂🥰 I love it!!

[@eddiesantini5130]

I love there energy together it’s such a positive vibe . They should have a reality show together I love the girl she’s a star in the making her timing and vibe is really funny

[@joeycassata6540]

The San Antonio show was the funniest comedy show I’ve ever been to. Core memory for my girlfriend and I

[@misun_808]

Hilarious! Lou Lou and Denny are so freakin hilarious. 😂

[@RAWNATURE99]

I love these pre show vlogs,so real and funny!!

[@nancyjones6780]

Saw you in NYC on Saturday! S'Great!!💜

[@ikyParson11]

Keep these coming 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SnowGhillie3]

Love you Chris, coming to see you in Cincinnati 🤘🤘

[@st.louismissouri3312]

13:40 Chris shakes the woman’s hand and refuses the hand shake and counters with a fist bump for said woman’s man 😅😂 I love CD

[@MeaningSeekerPod]

Excellent. I look forward to these. 👏

[@Amanda-od2dr]

This show was amazing. My abs were literally sore the next day from laughing. Also, I want to be best friends with LuLu!!!!

[@jacmccracken8810]

Really enjoyed the video, HQ content. Great music, great editing and funny bits. Happy for you man.

[@dionHD]

75F is wild, i just did the conversion because im Canadian and i keep my house at 64F

[@cocomo991]

Oh okay. So I guess I’m in love with your camera man. 68 for life✌🏻

[@tonyzalez]

Thats super dope to see my city, San Antonio featured on Chirs Delia's KZbin channel. Soooo dope. And youre right lots of people have fallen and/or jumped into that river lmao it happens often

[@Hola2x]

The rope part towards the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuavanover4915]

That literally cracked me up 🤣

[@ACTiVEjoshh]

IM WITH THE CAMERAMAN 68 IS GREAT

[@JulianShell33]

I really like this crew.

[@housemoneyant1895]

68° is absolutely the correct room temperature

[@_yesfish_]

when the camera man showed his face 🤯🤯

[@bryanbryan6108]

He handshook the lady then immediately fistbumped the guy. The guy had clammy hands.

[@rike889]

Hello camera man, nice to meet you

[@isaiahmathews960]

danny and lou lou should do an episode on the pod!

[@seankoons2023]

Hope it’s all still love with Lenocci. Miss that dude

[@DeathlabelCSS]

he talked about him at least semi often so id assume so, think he just moved past opener and was trying to do his own thing. Gotta eventually try to step up to headliner

[@tonyzalez]

This was the funniest one. That weather banklet conversation was funny asf. And shout out to San Antonio my hometown. 🎉 we love you guys here. And yes im representative of all of San Antonio 😎 we love you here

[@Stevemazzagati_TheToolBox]

Bro this is gold💯

[@jizquierdo89]

Did we just catch a glimpse of Juan Fire?

[@GURTHWORM8383]

Reporting from Texas here, 71 all day every day. No covers ever

[@ray1170]

Hey Chris, can you do some more podcasts with Bryan Callen? Your humor is actually saving me man. I have a hard time not taking myself too seriously and when I’m down I just relisten to your podcast compilations of you disrespecting sweet tart tartnass. We need to see more attempted dents ricocheting off you and destroying Callens frail psoriasis addled body. Seriously though do more podcasts, I love you both. Hope your family is doing well!

[@chasesteelman3553]

%100 the greatest vlog series of all time I have all of my friends and family watching these vlogs, change my mind k thanks bye

[@isnie3041]

i wouldhv died extra hard at the part where he was talking about throwing the clothes out the window and added it gives them character lol

[@chrisdaigle5555]

chris you should do another mission impossible bit that had me rolling😂😂😂

[@angelorea5273]

Couldn’t agree more with the camera man! Anything over 70 degrees inside is hot as hell, even in the winter (coming from a midwesterner growing up). 56 degrees is 100% shorts weather. West coasters are freezing at anything below 70 😂

[@aliciastewart2892]

Our house is always at 68 and our bedroom is at 62. Can't be hot! 😄

[@carpetlayenful]

The beginning of the video made me think it was one of those *I can't Believe I Survived* episodes.

[@jimmerseiber]

Bro the whole dance rope shit was the funniest shit ive seen in a long time holy fuck

[@mikemcginnis1288]

When your camera guy is Eminem , you have made it.

[@noviadelosmuertos]

I haaaaate the cold as well. My whole body gets angry when it’s under 75 degrees

[@willboomer3561]

Please come to Toronto Chris!!

[@FULLERMOE]

68 is the correct temp and we all know that, but that's fine

[@MahckMedia]

Lollll Chris would have been so funny on "Whos line is it" show. Him n Ryan Ryan Stiles freestyling hahaha 18:23

[@amora45617]

What kind of shot was that?

[@RG-tm7uq]

I keep my room at a cool 64 F!

[@samjonesj1s]

Welp I cried when the fan was talking about life rips

[@ilovejustin3194]

Love Lulu and Denny

[@ezequielsanchez756]

Best comedian 2023

[@smoneyspad]

68F is the way to go

[@justingarza8757]

I’m from San Antonio and I couldn’t make your show here in town, so I’ve been waiting on this tour report 😭😭

[@ericarussell921]

The lady planting her long dog in your arms lmao

[@mainevent1231]

That rope sht was funny asl

[@andrewbugel4711]

68 is perfect. 75 temp is stupid hot

[@Hozaritt]

This whole video is hilarious 😂

[@austinscherzberg4569]

who films yours content

[@scottgascoyne]

Good

[@miami7446]

This was the funniest one man.

[@davidgreening9656]

SO FUNNY!!!

[@schwartzydotcom]

Do they charge extra luggage fees for those bags under your eyes?

[@evomink]

What happened to Linoci?

[@racheller8753]

I like when Chris has more real like him at the restaurant him dancing love.. sometimes the goofiness goes on too long it's too much keep it real man

[@MrFoodAndDrink]

75 is crazy

[@johnnybandit5141]

I dont know who this guy is but San Antonio is great!

[@jimmerseiber]

Chris if you dont do that souljaboy dance as a joke or a video other than this video is a missed opportunity. That was anazing haha

[@Sonnyboy69]

Y’all been in LA for too long. It’s 20 degrees out and we just had a blizzard. I’m in A sweater and Walmart pants.

[@doggo6240]

shakes the girls hand but refuses to shake a mans LOL

[@samanthadavison]

THE ROPE LMAO

[@Briceon]

the way he shook that ladys hand but totally kid bumped her man 💀13:40

[@ChrisDEliaOfficial]

come see me on tour chrisdelia.com/tour

[@bmthornell]

Does Denny ever not mention race?

[@ryanb9581]

Man I’m from Midwest 50 degrees is tshirt weather

[@jaejae444]

i use blankets in the heat ... 😅 #ALWAYS

[@kushrant7833]

Bro I was bummed because you came and performed on the same night as SHANE GILLIS right down the street from you man and Shane announced his before you had already gotten tickets !!

[@nitoxys2564]

Best part is that he shook the girl's hand and fist bumped the dude behind him. He was so disappointed.

[@jordantheuser]

In australia if you had the air con any lower than 75 you would be reported

[@Mikol_Billy]

Lmfao Chris hanging himself for a dance is fucking wild as shit

[@futr2brite]

best tour report ive seen lmaoooo

[@daremoq9338]

Sometimes life doesn't rip. It sucks!

[@TechnoZen36]

Was that a Gabbapentin shot?

[@tylerfoley2859]

Y’all are crazy 😂 my house is at 66 or 67 if I get cold

[@kidnurse1970]

Anxiously awaiting the new Chank Smith single, "u can come that way" 🎶 🎵 #primmNV

[@seankoons2023]

I fluctuate between 68-72°

[@alfredo_the_13th]

@16:57 🤣