Towels Explained In 90 Seconds

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[@ian_b]

I have to admit this went beyond me after the "napkins" thing. Is there a video explaining these "napkins"?

[@siukong]

Napkins are like small towels made of paper.

[@ian_b]

@@siukong "paper"?

[@nathangamble125]

nap...kin... I can only assume it is a thing which is similar to sleep in some way.

[@ian_b]

@@nathangamble125 Ah, like those- I don't know the word- things that cover my bed? Thin, flat, get creased up. Those things?

[@YuiFunami]

@@ian_b pillows?

[@cooltop101]

An alien made this to tell other aliens how to blend in

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

The video is actually 100x better in that context

[@johng1740]

cooltop101 w Are u from the future

[@idkjordash]

Blend in by knowing how to use a towel?

[@Azzerdlpt]

yeah like a university for humanology of sum.. imagine studying human culture and evolution?? tha'd be awesome!@@idkjordash

[@captaincancer7786]

I know this is a joke but this would unironically be an excellent guide for someone who has never actually seen a towel before.

[@hairyputter5363]

Aliens? Yes

[@Blazequine]

i feel like you're the person who hasn't seen the towel before but you don't wanna say it

[@johnnythm777]

Assuming they already know what a napkin is

[@franciasii2435]

I think the joke is that 99% of people have seen a towel and so this information is basically useless.

[@GoldenPantaloons]

​​​​@@franciasii2435 It has the same use as every other ClickHole video -- to hopefully be the only remnant of 21st century civilization recovered by thoroughly puzzled future archeologists.

[@andrewlarsen2981]

I liked the subtle 'Don't Panic' reference

[@ThatsWhatSheSaid-420]

Thank you Clickhole. You videos inspired me to pursue a master's degree in Advanced Absorption Device Studies. Once I pay off my student loans in 45 years, I'll be able to make up to $15,000 initial income annually!

[@Mtmelco]

Woa! Most students only keep the debt! You will actually have a job! Lucky!

[@Azzerdlpt]

wait, is this an actual thing?

[@AfferbeckBeats]

Man, this guy really knows where his towel is

[@Fluxquark]

+danehb89 Yeah, he's such a hoopy frood

[@nikkilee3840]

I'm sad that he didn't have enough time to talk about how it could be used to shield yourself from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

[@bubbles-1020]

danehb89 DON'T PANIC

[@simon4136]

danehb89 1:35

[@dikydankedude]

Dingos kidneys

[@ericaaigis9457]

All it takes is a few clicks and I can have Leon S Kennedy explain towels to me. The internet is the pinnacle of human achievement.

[@LazyTacoProductions]

"Leon s Kennedy" I fucking spit out my water

[@ericaaigis9457]

Potomac Studios THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY

[@aurawraxd]

OMG

[@mthwr]

Lmao

[@coolbestia9562]

Lol the like count

[@gui18bif]

hey! recently my mum bought me a "towel" but my friends say its fake. here are the specs: - brown - furry - loudly barks when stepped on - dead for 3 weeks now Is it real or fake??? thx i dont want to fall in another hoax like that time when i bought a volkswagen but it turned out to be an horse with an audi logo in his face.

[@loog8621]

Guilherme Ferreira excuse me what

[@KamiltheCamel]

*hey! recently my mum bought me a "towel" but my friends say its fake.* *here are the specs:* *- brown* *- furry* *- loudly barks when stepped on* *- dead for 3 weeks now* *Is it real or fake??? thx i dont want to fall in another hoax like that time when i bought a volkswagen but it turned out to be an horse with an audi logo in his face.* Did you hear what he said now?

[@hellohowareyou9745]

Almost laughed but then realized that this was a desperate call for help. Who is holding you captive? U okay?

[@legoman7041]

Is there some hidden message here?

[@patrickstar1815]

it's a real towel obviously. if it doesn't bark when stepped on it's broken and you should throw it away.

[@sprucegoose1237]

Is this an entry in The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy?

[@SamuraiPie8111]

i think i understand now

[@oOclonOo]

U have a Big towel

[@ancientapparition1638]

Was understanding part of your plan?

[@Frabjous1]

Sargo for u

[@anniebot_45-73]

an obvious question, an in-depth answer. "a large, reusable cloth napkin" has got the be the most concise description i could imagine.

[@Janos86]

1:34 Don't panic, use a towel.I see what you did there.

[@pollutedcrimson]

I needed this. I have over 45 spilt cups of coffee scattered around my house because i didnt know how to deal with them

[@naradaadam]

can towels be used to clean up blood? i need an answer asap!

[@math6844]

Basic towels should work with blood, however they may stain or become discolored. I recommend spending at least 75$ to 200$ on a more advanced towel.

[@flaminggarbage8241]

Narada Adam No, as he said towels only work on spilled liquids and feet

[@lostmarbles6717]

I have tried this, and towels do, in fact, clean up blood. I recommend a red on as it shows minimal stains.

[@iamlibra3014159]

"asking for a friend"

[@Spook8304]

No

[@DARE0451]

Thank you so much! I've been throwing my used towels away for ages! My eyes have finally been opened.

[@joe972]

Your Gay Father dad?

[@ergwertgesrthehwehwejwe]

You will never be a real woman

[@Fluxquark]

The fact that they don't teach things like this in school is a real indictment of our public education system. Thank you clickhole for giving me the tools I need to deal with everyday life!

[@nathaniel7432]

“Beach towels” confused me. Is the towel large enough to “dry” the ocean, or will I have to use my own two “hand” towels?

[@evilspyke3571]

you forgot some modes, theres also slimy, and then there is also hard and crusty... ...

[@orbcat1790]

I thought the title said "Towels explained in 90 minutes" and I was ready to stay for the whole thing

[@leightonpetty4817]

This is the most accurate ClickHole video in existence. Nothing of this is deceptive.

[@it-s-a-mystery]

I had a genuine spike in anxiety when the counter started getting close to 0

[@that1sefguy]

This sounds like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy but without the British Accent honestly

[@lukess.s]

Instructions unclear. Accidentally ran over my neighbour's kids with a steamroller.

[@baconinvader]

These are my favourite kind of ClickHole vids, the ones that *technically* make sense

[@DeadEndGoose]

This is how tech in video games is explained almost exactly, like maybe 99% of the time

[@oliviastilley2838]

all this time i’ve been throwing my towels away after one use. thanks clickhole!

[@dragonridley]

I didn't know you could do all that with a towel. I just used them as protection from the ravenous Bugblatter beast of Traal.

[@fakkuyu641]

I wish I was taught this in school, algebra? never used that, towels? everyday!

[@charsfm5203]

It’s a shame they only make red towels

[@NosHyena]

I was always too embarrassed to use towels or talk about towels but thanks to this video everything makes sense now! Thanks ClickHole!

[@ToddM_arts]

Thank God, I was really confused about what to do after I got out of the shower, but now I know. Thanks, Clickhole!

[@arctic_corner]

...I took the first half seriously

[@kikyo4815]

One of my biggest regrets is not having found your videos sooner.

[@jatelitherius9842]

"NO YOU'RE A TOWEL"

[@WWETheWrestling]

lol did this guy time travel from the early 90s?

[@Foxxx-01]

Rapid Wrestling dat hair

[@WWETheWrestling]

lexxypexxy i know right?

[@WWETheWrestling]

glorb lol maybe

[@Boogers32150]

I’m still confused. Where does the puddle go?

[@TheEScrapMan]

*WAIT! HE DIDN'T FINISH! NOW I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT TOWELS ARE! AAAAAAAAA*

[@Tricia1869]

I thought this was just going to be a basic intro to towels but soon realized I was in over my head and I don't belong in this Harvard level course. 🤯

[@laconicus8760]

Take a shot every time he says towel to instantly die

[@Abby-vm9fg]

I feel like this would be a video in a series of videos explaining things on earth for new-coming aliens.

[@stjebvnelabjomskie4417]

the fact that there is no joke in this one makes it a lot funnier

[@TheReddaredevil223]

Is Mayonnaise an instrument? Please limit your explanation to 90 seconds maximum.

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

I love how this is all correct information, and that’s the whole joke. It’s perfect

[@bombofbombe]

Very informative, thank you!

[@maxdoubt5219]

Watching this guy made me think of another use for towels: SNAP!

[@melcwan]

Wow, it really feels that my knowledge on the topic of towels have really increase after viewing this video! Thanks again, clickhole!

[@Joeyplaysguitar1082]

But what if you don't know what boats are

[@varghest4641]

Probably. Check the library just in case.

[@archerboy58]

I actually got to meet the guy in the video. His name is Justin. (Can't remember his last name). He's a Chicago based actor who was born in Indiana. he was part of a large role playing activities I took part in from the Murder Mystery Company.

[@dragonx13x]

archerboy58 ok

[@failure9955]

*a towel is dry when it's no longer wet*

[@Aberrantly]

This video cured my depression for whole 90 seconds. Thank "god" for the replay button.

[@SpikeRose]

Probably the most normal series of videos from ClickHole.

[@aname2277]

Thank You! This helped me so much, towels are just so complicated

[@brianpatrickdaly]

wait ok, im a little confused. I think I own a towel, but its blue? are towels only red?

[@prinxen1733]

*No, they come in different colors. He said so before he was cut off by the timer. Hope I could help! =) I've been working with towels for a few years now.

[@brianpatrickdaly]

@@prinxen1733 thank you very much! I'm still new to the whole concept.

[@animaginaryboy2]

I wish they had done more of these!

[@katelynch4850]

Thank you Clickhole! Very informative video!

[@BenManaois]

Now there's a frood who really knows where his towel is

[@dyland5277]

Thank you for the helpful guide! I never knew that heavier, soggy towels could be saved

[@LambeauGames]

Woah. I always step out of the shower *covered in moisture.* This is the video for me.

[@isaac7414]

Very informative, thank you so much for clearing this up

[@SCWood]

*reads title* *sees video length* BOI

[@merlinnelson9368]

I really want to see an episode on napkins...

[@Reminji]

Nooo!! now I will never know what other colours there are!

[@ravengstrom5122]

Now I finally know how to use my towel. Thanks clickhole

[@Sanulay]

What a helpful video! I can't believe how many towels I've thrown away because I didn't know they can be used multiple times.

[@abemarron9295]

I bet this was in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy

[@jrm679]

Wow! Before this video i did not quite know what a towel was or how to use them! Thank you very much for this video as i can now use a towel in any circumstance correctly!

[@tyro244]

Do you know where your - Hey!?! Who took my towel?

[@hexyko4850]

He looks like one of the Culkin brothers. Attractive man! I like the Hitchhiker's reference too.

[@icefv]

This is something I never knew I needed

[@cthrugrl]

I desperately want to be in a situation where I can send this to someone passive-aggressively but that'd have to be a very specific situation

[@izd4]

Saturday is towel day!

[@blakerocknroll413]

This was genuinely helpful to me

[@reptilianexperience]

nice didnt know what a towel was before this video, inspiririitringf

[@paulsalyer6603]

Towels are fancy wipes that can be washed many times. If one accidentally spills their beer on the kitchen floor? No problem, just grab a towel.🙂

[@SallySallySourScream]

We need more of this for the children!!

[@TheToneBender]

huh... I've been using them to urinate on and then tied them to random cats

[@paulsalyer6603]

Please remember to bring a towel when you go somewhere to swim.😉

[@agentsmith3142]

I am genuinely enthusiastic about towels now.

[@idontgottaname9445]

his forehead is brighter then my future

[@jonovankirk]

He sure knows his way around a towel

[@sethras]

Very helpful video. Thank you.

[@JakeRanney]

Wait... what other colors are there? He seems to have been cut off before he was able to explain this. Are there only red towels?

[@doomyboi]

I just came back from learning about water in another video, and I'm hoping this guy can help explain birds to me, too.

[@posysdogovych2065]

I learned more in 90 seconds from this video than I ever could from a 20-minute VSauce video.

[@dylejyson5039]

Is that an insult?

[@christopherboensel974]

True enlightenment is knowing what towels truly are

[@brodymcbee1718]

Everyone told me cigarettes were bad, but I am pretty sure I just lost more brain cells watching this video than all the smoking I have ever done.

[@sushanalone]

Very informative, please keep enlightening us. tx

[@deathhzrd]

This is actually pretty in depth

[@reepicheepy]

Don't you just hate it when you step out of the shower and you're covered in moisture

[@Lumegrin]

Thank you, this was very helpful.

[@alb1reo]

otacon?

[@Donteatacowman]

me @ me when i try to sop up a spill at work with napkins

[@tommygarson8592]

Okay but like that's an accurate description

[@DiamondButter]

I heard of this thing called a ‘blanket’. It has many similarities with towels but it’s still called a blanket. Is this ‘blanket’ a subspecies of towels? Is it just a different kind of towel? Or is it not a towel at all?

[@tailsfox45]

Was "Don't Panic" a hitchhikers guide reference? If not then im choosing to believe it was.

[@bennett825]

this was very helpful thank you

[@ralek592]

anyone else was half-expecting his head to explode if he still didn't accomplish explaining it concisely before the time runs out?

[@fnvtyjkusg]

Inspiring

[@DarionAOD]

Ive been on this channel for hours

[@stevie8271]

when you gotta hit that word count