TOXIC 40K Tournament Cheat is HUMBLED. When Fate Says NO to Playing Warhammer, Do it Anyway!

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[@ASingleChimera]

I do understand not having your nose buried in your phone the entire time, but codexes at this point are practically worthless because they're outdated and redundant before they even hit the shelves. The tyranid codex was only usable for the code, the statlines, points cost and abilities had all updated before the book was even able to be purchased in-store. I wish I could just use a codex, but unfortunately the app is the way to go if you've got a poor memory and need to make quick references now and again.

[@DarkKnightCuron]

LIKES FOR THE LIKE GOD; COMMENTS FOR THE COMMENT THRONE.

[@blackalgae370]

Sweet, my story got read. 🙂

[@HEYDUDEITSTONY]

Which were you?

[@blackalgae370]

@@HEYDUDEITSTONY I'm church

[@rjlarose5271]

The crayon commando in the fist story has some great looking blueberries.

[@boobyburgerboys]

I find the concept of toxic people in Warhammer funnny, from my understanding their rare and their all maliciously Nero divergent. From my understanding a large hand full of the fanbase are edgy au gold gym bros and war vets and most of the vets are natural born or just random guys from elsewhere like Brittan who wanted to serve in the most famous military branch in the world the usmc like Adam driver. Most of the celebrities I see play are ufc fighters, metal bands guys with a history of throwing down in self-defense or ripped actors with combat experience. Most of the guys I see joining are the same jacked guys who came back to Yu-gi-oh during covid and got rid of a lot of the turn zero instant win cheating and made it more hygienic. Brickies videos are getting people joining Warhammer the same way the ibff body builder Ruggles got people back into Yu-gi-oh. Not only are you ruining your fun, but chances are the room is filled with the gnarliest cool sweeties in the world who will confront and crush you like an empty can if your super toxic. It's like acting up in gun store full of the coolest guys just trying to be your friend and have fun.

[@thrrax]

I like that "Nero divergent". Like they're one step away from burning Rome.

[@SPedneau]

Donald not only embarrassed me as a Wolf player but also as a practicing pagan. He's what we call a cringe pagan/brohallan, someone that sees a few episodes of Vikings and declared himself a full heathen. Charlie, if you live or passing through the Kentuckiana, I want to invite you to a more proper Wolves vs Necrons game followed by drinks.

[@greywanderer5935]

I haven't listened to the video yet but I know exactly what you mean 🤣 loathe those 'heathens', listen to Heilung, paint their faces and dress in biker/bondage gear.

[@SPedneau]

@@greywanderer5935Excuse me, I listen to Heilung and dress in biker gear

[@zachowon]

I am in the army, US Army, and we have a lot of people who are onto 40k, and ut keeps growing My first ever actual game was with my old SSO, who i stoll talk to. We used 3rd edition rules and jist had fun.

[@DotJus]

I would legit enlist if I could be guaranteed loose games of 3rd ed 40k.

[@ManManThing]

I always love how everyone is so professional when addressing you at the beginning of each story 😂

[@greybeardgamer2067]

The garage sale.... I ...dude, that's a TON of money! I know. I sold my friend's Tomb Kings army for his kids after he died. To her dying day, I gave my mom crap about the X-Men #1 of mine she threw away to "teach me a lesson" about keeping my room clean.

[@C64SX]

Regarding bullied becoming bullies, a bit exaggerated of course, I understand that. But as someone who was bullied on and off during most of my school years I made a choice to never treat someone else the same way I was treated. I know what it feels like to be on the receiving end, why would I want to do that to another person? Or animal, for that matter. Why some bullied people choose to become a bully themselves, and others do like I did, I don't know. Would be interesting to learn more about what other factors steered people in one direction or the other. Great show as usual, cheers!

[@thrrax]

It happens mostly with bullied people once they are in positions of power. Or at least, perceived power in their minds. It's that mentality of "I'll get them once I become famous". The worst part of this is that they don't get revenge on the people that bullied them, but on new people who they perceive to be weak.

[@zackariaswade]

Marines, we have the confidence that will carry us through old ugly age well.

[@GruntLogic37]

As Marine Corps vet from america, i can tell you. Lots of us play wargames. Whether it be because age makes us unable to keep up physically or we lose the drive to be so hard charging, many many of us end up in this hobby. Lastly i have faced countless people from the beginning of 9th on and was in the local tournament scene within a month of starting the hobby. EVERY time i played a space wolves player it was like dealing with an unwashed man child. I play orks for fcks sake and have been described as a real life ork. Even i know when to turn off the cringe jokes about winning with new players. Half the time i am whinning about my opponents' bad rolls more than they will by saying "dice let the man play the game you bastards."

[@benjaminnottage6387]

When's the next custom space marine chapter video coming? Im excited to see if my chapter got picked for the next video. Love all the videos!!

[@Malkieification]

From the land down under: The first story is PURE poetry and i laughed though the ENTIRE thing. I apologize you have no sense of humour "i'm only kidding" but that lyrical word smithery was something else :) I do remember being a non looking geek myself in GW when it was called a thing and having some mortally fun interactions, including the eldar leader throwing a vortex grenade at his feet and me losing abaddon to it.

[@frankloun2496]

I serve in the Marines currently and we actually have quite a lot of 40K players compared to what I expected at first. It’s a small branch so it’s interesting to figure out so many of us are into the nice hobbies like 40k

[@codyspence2029]

Are you in Jacksonville? Just moved here and trying to find people who play

[@imperialjake114]

Your second dude military guy, truck burning. He would have received compensation for all his items. There all numbered and listed and valued and records kept. I have moved this way 8 times. I had a Valkyrie model snap a tail fin(i fixed it). I claimed it as damaged took a photo of it and sent the price from GW online and was compensated full price of a new one. I sold the broken one for half price and purchased a new one.

[@hellcat64]

thinking of you north,. and hope what ever you going through comes out good in the end

[@mrcamo2usir]

Anyone who says Marines arent eloquent or clever never had to endure 13 weeks of the funniest improv comedy while remaining straight faced the whole time

[@ryanreed8740]

Thanks for another great video, North. Always good for keeping me sane whilst building my millionth Guardsman :-p

[@AncientIrishCelt]

Marine Chad is a fantastic vivid writer

[@Azrael.87]

Another banger North, keep up the great work

[@von2320]

Says he’s an ultramarine player, but actually is an emperors child aficionado.

[@Therealblacktux]

i think that generally the comments about needing the codex are USUALLY valid, but right now in 10th with most armies being online-index only; with no physical codex, i think that it’s more than reasonable to only have your rules on your phone. (unless your army has its codex in which case bring it)

[@breakout3348]

Especially if it's on the official app

[@casbalt7763]

Hi North just wanted to let you know that like the guy in the video you're i listen to you while I hobby. I don't know much about warhammer outside of a bit of experience with the video game version at a friends house. I do however build models (gunpla) and i used to play card games (mtg, yugioh, pokemon) growing up so by putting all of those experiences together i find myself able to enjoy the meat of each story. I just really enjoy your delivery and penchant for giving life advise. Hope things improve in your home life and can't wait for the next nightmare compilation.

[@davidmills6203]

Its theraputic listening to these stories. I dont have any of my own stories to add, but i am tempted to visit the local club. If the chat group is anything to go by, im sure there will be a lot of strangeness

[@Tavenknaughtlin1]

13:45 So, you say you won't fight someone who doesn't have their codex, and for people who don't have their codex, they need their army rules. But....the data cards ARE the army rules for Index armies at the moment. So do you just not fight anyone who runs index armies?

[@LGP82]

@14:25 Always a paper codex? I always thought that way too. Until GW started making codexes and changed things within a few weeks. My latest Ork Codex is full of changes that I have to make with my pen. Sorry GW. It's digital for me now. Even as someone who was born in the 80s and prefers things on paper, I am now 100% digital.

[@TheKordhel]

North do tou still run a discord?? The one tagged in your channel isn't working

[@blackalgae370]

The invite links from discord only last 7 days, you have to click on the one under the most recent video

[@justinjanicki6561]

You know.. I’m not usually a story doubter but the first one feels like it didn’t happen, idk it feels too “written” and exaggerated. Including a lampshaded subversion of “everyone clapped “

[@nathanmintz8185]

North will you be traveling to the US for Adepticon?

[@ZontarDow]

What he meant by Donald didn't choose not to be a victim is that he was the type that never got over bullying or abuse and tries to take it out on others ratger then dealing with the issue.

[@peterlannister8104]

I would always agree that your opponent should have their rules to hand and I've played since 3rd. however this is the first edition where I feel no one has a codex anymore it's all on phone

[@Cumfart_Inn]

"yugioh backwater" is a good line hahaha

[@HiHi-ww4ne]

❤

[@DarkKnightCuron]

Also, for real, someone needs to make the epic tabletop gaming RV and go visit North for some games.

[@RadioEnnui]

Boomer NE takes on needing a physical codex to play the game. Should they need to double-check something the phone app (which has a search function) is a lot easier and faster than digging through the massive core rules book or a 150 page codex.

[@FabledAllele]

I feel that on the high elves

[@Direwoof]

32:15 that's BS, SUE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!

[@mandasity]

34:25 I'ma need someone to explain that to me

[@ThatKiwiDudeTV]

Damn I wish there was some nice stories of Space Wolves players from time to time 😂 we're not all smelly viking neckbeards. Mostly jolly dads.

[@nolader28]

14:10 ain't that some mother lovin' elitism

[@xilch0]

Lol, get Yugioh back-watered. Good video North, fun stories.

[@cobberhambone9484]

If the dudes a marine he probably is very good looking… earned that.

[@clique7386]

Charles is so subtly up himself it hurts

[@darko-man8549]

The parents who sold the TK probably sold them for pennies as well

[@blackalgae370]

Church here, you are correct

[@mrgrassblock9005]

@@blackalgae370dang, sorry about that

[@thrrax]

You need to make a compilation and a competition of neckbeard descriptions.

[@HiHi-ww4ne]

What's with the low view count on this one

[@ravenmckay-croswell1980]

You're forgetting there is an app now with all those now aye

[@idiotproofdalek]

‘Donald’ sounds fake. Also why is everyone an American combat veteran..?!😂

[@ferlj3950]

We the Vilka Fenrika don't own him. We endured long enough for this, we adhere to idea of every Vilka Fenrika has their own Saga, we Step back when where ahead and Smile when we lose, If we decide, we don't question we commit.

[@dinkosaurusrex7746]

Algorithm get algorithm'd