The 10 Different Types of Assholes In World of Warcraft (WoW Machinima)

[@kayrupe125]

"Don't heal him." Relating to this so hard right now.

[@thanasi2428]

The level 58 death knight should be here.

[@Yndratdnable]

@Student Samuel Ma Classic WoW bad.

[@lightspath4099]

350th like

[@galgrim8672]

@Student Samuel Ma And give you kitten critter pets

[@garou20zx]

And the level 19 twink rogue.

[@ToxicGamez]

Sorry guys, I planned on Kakio to have more lines throughout the video, but it LITERALLY took him 2 weeks to send me one line. I can't do the impossible ; / Btw if you wanna follow up on useless posts and terrible videos check me out on twitter: twitter.com/BossHellscream

[@Kakio]

+Hellscream Do you like to lie?

[@ToxicGamez]

+Kakio Do you like to publish vids once every full moon

[@nicolas4514]

+Kakio ayy?

[@gregskaggs4453]

+Hellscream damnnn

[@Kakio]

Hellscream Atleast I have AE

[@deydeylecochon7147]

-Yo ! -Hum ? -Don't heal him. x)

[@Drift808616]

"battle cry activate" grahsghagrhahrhah lol

[@juliannepadua4312]

😂

[@abbycruz_9]

Lmao

[@bradleydevron]

That's basically what went down with Leeroy Jenkins

[@WysteriaASMR]

Don’t heal him

[@gokublack8342]

Apparently I'm the too fast guy lol

[@Asmongold_CatDany]

NOOOH DONT DOOH IT NOOOOH NOOOH lmao

[@horizn_0935]

CatDany [Asmongold Highlights] CATDANY notice me pls

[@natenate1999]

xD

[@goranvla]

for a Cat u can do pretty good comments.

[@Sunnylucy]

"Gah fuck it!!"

[@Bluntz1289]

What?!?! Nomoney? Heeeeeeeer sockacok

"Wait the minute...which one of u f**kers stole my horse?!?" EPIC.

[@JimmyTurner]

Drwal Rębajło who the hell's Jim?

[@clamix178]

nooo dont dooo it im a viiirgin

[@matheusgoro]

exactly

[@Theri4444]

its just not WoW that has this, every MMO has this where you have two people cybering/sexting in game

[@Tanzenergise]

noo...is not good..don't do it..

[@sambrooks4892]

Zash Trolosaurus GIRL = Guy In Real Life.

[@Mallhall85]

REAL DILL lmao n1 xD

[@Durri01]

as a healer, I hate the fast guys the most. you can do what you want. In the end they blame you for not healing them. how obvious is that?? and if you say something like...dont pull so many mobs...they blame you again for not being able to keeping up. lmao no one likes to heal these guys and if it happens to be a dd...screw them xD. good for me that no one wants to kick a healer.

[@darcydennis123]

9/10 unless you're leveling, tanks that run through dungeons don't even need healers soo...

[@HoIlowtree]

+DarcyDeeAtSea - haha yes they don't don't be silly

[@HoIlowtree]

it's true i don't like them either I've done the fast CMS in normal dungeons as a healer u just want a normal relaxing dungeon I don't like making easy things hard mode either.

[@HoIlowtree]

+ApocZak plus dps usually can't keep up or move out fast enough so really the tank just forces them to struggle and die by standing in stuff because their unprepared for the speed.

[@darcydennis123]

ApocZak Not really. I do heroic dungeons as a tank everyday for the daily valor. I only have pvp gear and I can solo them so yeah, if I can solo something and the dps healer get themselves killed, it's most definitely their own fault.

[@persianwarlock9957]

why did he say he was a Persian god amongst man?

[@Fr0staX]

Dunno. Because Persian gods are mighty, I guess?

[@persianwarlock9957]

Maxim Friesen but there aren't any xd. this is not Sparta

[@Fr0staX]

PersianWarlock This isnt Sparta?! THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!

[@EhsanVreeken]

or maybe the play on the fact some persians and armenians aswell have that "im a god amongst men" attitude in real life too.. you ever seen most persian men before they settle down? the try hard to look royal and goady is epic noticable

[@demonpride1975]

because of the movie 300 i suspect.

[@Kakio]

The screams at the end are the most intelligent dialogue in this video.

[@ToxicGamez]

+Kakio You realize you are also putting yourself down since you voiced character s in this vid?

[@Kakio]

Hellscream I didn't write it.

[@ToxicGamez]

+Kakio Yes, and I am thankful for that

[@Kakio]

It's clear I'm not on home soil here

[@TheMelonFTW]

Chris Chrysler idiotic friend

[@yeast7485]

Yes, i can totally relate on those damned guys trying to tell me how to play! Whats wrong if i am a Hunter and use Daggers? I like daggers!!

[@thatonesilentvoiceyouimagi5647]

+Xivers thats racist to daggers

[@bobjeezorham7658]

Eh, to be fair, Hunters greatly rely on guns for nearly all of their spells. Using a dagger for a Hunter really isn't very useful. Unless you intended this as a joke, in which I probably made myself look dumb.

[@bobjeezorham7658]

***** I made a mistake, okay? A stupid mistake, but a mistake nonetheless.

[@Sailormoonwoot]

Haha suckers, luckily for you, you will be able to use daggers in Survival Hunters! It is becoming melee in Legion ;)

[@Tylergb2001]

Ikr when I first got the game I was leveling my warrior in a dungeon and I had some leather armor that looked cool and this guy flipped out on me and kicked me lol

[@RICHIEV333]

I remember leveling a Priest a few years ago. I was leveling using the dungeon finder. I would get these tanks that would just basically run through the dungeon as fast as they could. Priests are not really mobile spell casters. So I would stop to heal the tank and he would run right out of the spells range. Needless to say, eventually he pulled too many mobs and died... Of course it was all the 'healers' fault.

[@travenirish]

+RICHIEV333 right that shit pisses me off

[@beansgowellwithpoo9774]

I feel sorry for you

[@ena9188]

Omg I hate does tank's .. I stop healing cuz of ppl like that

[@betty2226]

Always is the healers fault. I love when I am healing and then have to stop to refill may Mana and the group Conti yes on before I have enough Mana and I am like ok I can't heal if I have no Mana.

[@Yaisha7777]

True. But u know as a healer myself I don't care anymore 😂😂

[@sans6138]

the last one is the best thing ever

[@justin4018]

I JUST CANT WAIT TO MURDER THE NEXT PERSON THAT STEPS IN MY HITBOX!

[@sans6138]

what was that ogre doing? he looked drunk

[@justin4018]

Sans Forget the ogre! Why was the guy with ash bringer, the sword that literally ended Arthas, Running away?

[@sans6138]

ikr maybe he forgot to repair

[@corvid1058]

Lol, Yeah!

[@HawkeBM]

You know you're in a good raid when you got your Trusty Murloc Mascot with you and your team.

[@reagenlionel]

LOL That begging pandaren part had me crackin up! Revived and got right back to pleading for his life. LOL

[@RazvanDumitrescu11]

The accent made it even funnier.

[@Sunnylucy]

Reagen Lionel that one got me too xD

[@demonpride1975]

my question is, is it really ganking if the person is that irritating?

[@slurms777]

Cool vid :) I think faction extremism was part of what made vanilla so special though, it helped encourage the epic world pvp, and was a common way everyone rp'd with out even realising, I loved that. These days no one gives a shit.

[@mikeiscoolerthenyou]

No, lots of people still wish they were cows or had green skin.

[@bleemz]

I know I’m over a year late to reply on this, but I think part of the extremism back in Vanilla was the fact that players only choose one faction per server, and nowadays they don’t have that restriction

[@Veritanky]

mate..im still faction extremist....FUCK YE BLOODY BASTARD HORDE . Tbh i do need to say some horde chars were good...ut people who play on a and then horde are damn traitors

[@memeking17]

The horde burned my tree and are scums but alliance players who have horde alts are worse than scums

[@gnawonknowledge]

I agree with Phil. One of the things that really immerses you into the story is having emotion against the other faction. It's so lame when people won't even chip in to defend your city because their buddies are in that guild that's attacking you. I mean my boss plays horde and outside of the game we get along great, but I would gank and teebag him in a second in game regardless of the consequences.

[@gishathosaurus6828]

"We have got a goddamn Benedict Arnold in our midst" Gotta love how Frank turns from raging socipath to friendly Ned so quickly ^_^

[@TolvirRam]

"Nooooo, nooooo... don't duu iit... nooooo, pleeease..." :D :D :D Good one!

[@LegendOfDuo]

"Yo." "Hmm?" "Don't heal him." Hahaha

[@Doronsmovies]

That Bolvar torture scream lol 8:24

[@ToxicGamez]

+Doronsmovies It's the best scream in WoW lmao

[@SteelBalla]

*mmmm...I like me a fighter*

[@mfdad1119]

That begging pandaren takes me out every time I watch this lmaoooo

[@Gex121]

Haha. I remember on my first day of wow, i asked someone how to get to silvermoon, and he told me to sit on a hippogryph nest with eggs in and wait. being a noob i did just that. lol. took me like 10 minutes to figure out he was trolling

[@gravito1573]

Lmaooooo !! I remember when I was a noob someone told me that I can hide in the bushes, and I did once but the guy kept charging on me I didnt understand

[@mariotimes7]

8:25 SPOILERS FOR LEGION IN THIS COMMENT... This is why Tirion dies in Legion.

[@costar4282]

rofl

[@Tomatowormprince]

+Mario T (MarioTime7) Spoiler warning cupcake face, sheesh.

[@Syngrafer]

+Kenan Tutsi (Ditzy) He did have a spoiler warning though?

[@Tomatowormprince]

Suffragium Yeth that was the joke.

[@eleftheriakalantzi1727]

And thats why all Trolls tribes is versus Legion now.

[@skudzer1985]

I'll admit, the Drek'thar line and the begging Pandaren NPC were both pretty funny.

[@RememberedOne]

"mmm I like me a fighter"

[@duckverse5820]

+CompetitivelyAwesome Yes, I laughed at that line~

[@michaelcoffey1991]

After 9 years in wow, after I stopped laughing tho tounge in cheek of course, this is 85 to 95% accurate. An I can say I have played with all of your ten and sadly will confess to being 4 of those 10 at different times. Fun video thanks for the time an passion.

[@masahirosakurai8227]

"Oh, I like me a fighter..." - Hellscream 2016 This line will be remembered for generations to come. Probably. ... Maybe not.

[@123RAZZER123]

Anyone else waiting for the Panda to say "Don't do it, i'm a virgin" ...? No..? Uhh. Okay never mind xD

[@siempeters8836]

same!

[@lucas60336]

+USMC'SGamingNetwork SJWtard

[@Singleton-db2bw]

+USMC'SGamingNetwork my thumb is squeaky clean!

[@paulradu5775]

hahaha same here lmao !

[@Kasper376]

Actrix Thetank You my friend, are a psychopath. Seek help asap. We don't want you in trouble because of your ''nice actions'' and choice of words, do we now?

[@rango477]

omg I love when the murlok popped up and I love number 1😂 "I can't wait for the next person to step into my hit box"

[@zn3968]

Love how a human and orc are in the same dungeon group xD.

[@HeyimKite]

07:13 "Mmmm, I like me a fighter" I'm crying!!! xD

[@DeadlyflowerVonC]

I think i've done all these at least once xD. Things i do when i'm bored as hell ^^ Great video! I needed this.

[@ToxicGamez]

+Deadlyflower Von C Thanks flower! Good to see ya again

[@DeadlyflowerVonC]

Hellscream I'm slowly coming back, had problems with my laptop and it's still in in shop :s

[@ToxicGamez]

Deadlyflower Von C Psh you dont need a laptop. Just edit vids with your Iphone.

[@DeadlyflowerVonC]

Hellscream i'll just become a shitty vlogger xD

[@MedusaCharms]

Which one of you stole my horse????!!!

[@lanthanite]

Yes.

[@rbzuuka7948]

i like cake.

[@TheAquaAuthor]

Me.

[@dreamwolf7302]

Asshole Number Eleven: The Guild Master that is unable to tell the difference between a Rouge and a Healer, and then gets pissy with said rouge for not healing everyone during a raid, even though he was told three times that the rouge was not, in fact, a healer, who then kicks said rouge from the guild, (without getting the loot the rouge picked up), and once realizing the rouge has the rare loot the Guild Master needed for some item, accuses the rouge of stealing from him, and gets the entire server to turn against the player of said rouge... My first, and last, guild experience when i played WoW many years ago...

[@N3rdyl0ve]

that last bit with the "neutral NPC's" had me in tears laughing good job.

[@Dos_Caffeine]

"We have a god damned Bennedict Arnold in our mists!" 😂👌

[@DarkkrowRogue]

Am I the only one that actually burst out with laughter at the end? It's so true!!

[@Dazzbringer]

NO! NO! DONT DO It!

[@garden_dork]

The ganking mentor? wtf? Did you just make that up??

[@ReapTheWhirlwind]

I've met a ganking mentor. My first time at the Dark Portal I asked a guy if I had to kill any of the Horde NPCs and he said no but that I had to kill a Horde player to go through. I was so young back then.

[@justinwhisenhunt7860]

I love how he said they had a Benedict Arnold in the mists

[@bobfreeze]

I've needed these videos for years, and I FINALLY HAVE THEM

[@capricejennings1389]

"You know back in my old days, they used to call me flashy ted, speedy ted and-" me: stfu ted....

[@geekygengar5467]

I got one for you: the mage who opens portals to Ancient Dalaran when people ask for a portal to Dalaran...or anywhere. I'm that guys haha.

[@Grieves0001]

I used to stack portals at the end of raids, Portal Roulette FTW

[@joshuasprinkle7808]

"Yo don't heal him" was the best OMG that's me when I'm healing

[@derpqueen8288]

Omg that Pandaren begging for his life was too funny xD

[@xMysticWolf]

Dude number one killed me 😂 'We have a goddamn Benedict Arnold in our midst!' 😂😂😂😂😂 dude I died 😂😂😂

[@marcellowheeler88]

So true at 2:18. Im in tears lmao

[@channelofrandom7731]

guy: where is tricky nick John the untrusted: vash'jir

[@4theloveofDub]

I find this hilarious. I hate the gankers the most of all, I would park my main near where I was going to level my alt, and if some idiot came and ganked me I would just get on my main and corpse camp him until he logged off. Which I am sure makes me probably #11 but hey if he didnt gank me in the first place i never would have touched him...

[@remaster1981]

+4theloveofDub I fucking love this. I salute you!

+remaster1981 was so funny see health go down then an honor kill (id look behind me dead person)

[@remaster1981]

plumpkitters LOL that's awesome!

[@evelynleblond236]

4theloveofDub- I hate Gankers too. They make rogues seem like fucktards, when me (and a lot of other rogues) are actually quite ice and don't suck ass.

[@ivankrushensky]

STV baby

[@Hopebringer24]

the italian panda made me lol. Good video m8 keep it up

[@rolanddoma762]

Awesome job! You made me cry at the top 1! Thank you, you made my day!

[@BUckENbooz]

This was cringy but funny cringy and makes sense since its from 2016. Good shit xD

[@shawn576]

#1: the hunter who need rolls on spirit gear

[@xSkitZx]

"Battle cry ACTivate." Best quote

[@tworeelz8531]

lol this was actually very well put together. very amusing. good job man

[@lolosh99]

While in warmode 11- The overleveled undead rogue who kills your peacefully leveling character and camps your body because god hates them.

[@betty2226]

I hate when my low levels get killed and then get camped. In classic my level 30 gets killed by a level 60. I am like seriously is my level 20 that much of the threat to you that you have to kill me.

[@TheAlcoholic27]

"You never even reset the meter" XD

[@Inquisitor_Lelouch]

0:29 I believe the word you're looking for is HERETIC! =][=

[@holydush]

In all my years of playing I haven't seen anyone as "the ganking mentor", that sounds stupid af

[@deslaya7777]

this is hilarious. your machinima is really good and the skits are funny.

[@jasonneal8781]

you gotta do more of these this was one of funniest things ive ever seen

[@TyudroWymoreEdgartyu2]

FOR THE ALLIANCE!

[@SaintJimmy379]

The "inspecting a$$hole" was proper annoying when I first ran a mage. (classic wow, must have been like 2012 or thereabouts). This guy immediately told me to get engineering. I was trying out all the classes to get a fell for what I like since it was my first time playing WoW. Lad literally told me how to build my champ without me asking for any help (more fun to learn through failure).

[@justin4018]

Anyone else notice the person running away at #1 was holding ash bringer? XD

[@brettharrison8624]

It looked like Tirion

[@twinstar4570]

yea, that scream was the sound file for when Tirion get's killed @ the Broken Shore. RIP

[@ohmahgawdfilms]

I ran out of coffee and now this video is all I have.

[@businesscatlimbo]

7:13 "Fuck off douchebag, I'll do what I want!" "Mmmm, I like me a fighter" Best dialogue on youtube

[@sistergoals6076]

The first one had me dying LOL

[@ripped6938]

Number 5 is actually funny wouldnt go that far calling him a psycho

[@JoePippin.]

I like me a fighter.

[@kamikoamaya]

-Hey, does anyone have a feast? -Nope -No -No -Nah -MRGRGRRLRLRLRLRGLL

[@BaileyNUFC]

Your videos never fail to crack me up, not even when I watch them the 2nd, keep up the good work, subbed

[@MrDbzguy]

The first example would have been more accurate if it were horde.

[@Yaisha7777]

Yeah always when you get disappointed by alliance players.

[@gtacleo7444]

funniest part is where the psycho guy, which one of you fuckers stole my horse. hahaha XD.

[@vemone2200]

The worst types of players has to easily be the elitists or tryharders, who clench their bottoms tightly together, as they turn on every single little number and detail in order to stretch their performance as very far it possibly goes. Those types who will school you about everything in the game, the slightest move you misplace, the slightest performance you lack and the slightest little number you are missing out in the stats. People who lose their minds when the raid takes a few seconds or minutes extra to finish. I am a casual player, but I know all about the differences it takes and makes of raiding and heroics, but if it takes 30 seconds longer to finish .. my dps is a little lower than the rest .. who the hell cares. Do you really need to be a rude prick in the process? Calling those who are not tryharding respectless for not maxing out their elite skillz? I mean damn. So long as you finish it without inconvenience? I meet these kind of players everywhere in Warcraft, to be fair in other games too .. and most of my RL friends are like this as well. These kind of players has basically given me permanent MMO brain damage, as when ever I seem to find myself playing those games these days, I keep being reminded by this. And like with all these players, it is impossible to negotiate or talk things through, they mean things just are. As if these players puts the standard of the game and nobody else. Behaving like they are in a competitive game on some kind of grand finale, while in reality they are just playing a normal casual or not any-day heroic or raid ... Somad.

[@12345Granada]

+Nayd no, you suck /10 chars

[@vemone2200]

Looks like i lost..

[@SaintJimmy379]

Me as a priest main. Tank: Yo... Priest: Hmm? Tank: Don't heal him. Priest: *becomes shadow priest*

[@tylerzilkie6339]

I lost it at all the screaming on #1. Consider yourself having earned a new sub. :p

[@jaharned1]

How about boosts that think they know everything because they are max level?

[@sjakierulez]

Well they are right about 50%

[@lukecnat]

Mounting and dismounting... Flattery won't work for you this time Jim!

[@Cyb3rSiggi]

5:30 what is the name of the right guys set?

[@AnnihilationXable]

Hearts Fear the 10 man icc warrior set i believe.

[@PwndersWoW]

So nice to see this video again a few years later

[@masona.7321]

Number 3 though. lmao "Mmm...I like me a *fighter*."

[@CoectSolutions]

Lol , #10 is sooo me

[@limanamil]

+ProDigy Gaming lol, is that a fetish?

[@mistwrath5957]

ProDigy Gaming FOR THE HORDE

[@jacob5u]

Noooo nooooo please noooooooooo :'D lmao

[@TheBasta9]

Notice me Hellscream, you little sun of a beach

[@ToxicGamez]

+The[Basta] /notice just like before

[@blazerashbringer2001]

+Hellscream I once kissed my father son in the lips

[@TheBasta9]

Blazer Ashbringer Soo your brother?

[@blazerashbringer2001]

The[Basta] no my father son in the lips...you could say what compels me to do it... i guess you can say the voices was pretty convincing

[@die3zocker526]

+The[Basta] Praise the sun!

[@VORP125]

I'm the Ganking Champion. I love ganking low levels :D I do it every time I don't do anything else. Seriously, there is just nothing else to do in this game when you have already done everything else. Other people just stand in Orgrimmar/Stormwind all day long, but I entertain myself in a better way.

[@Jason-ns4qy]

It's not like it's even that hard to get away from people ganking others. I laugh at people who try to kill my low level toons. Flying mounts for the win.

[@hauntedsushi382]

God...that's like the guy ganking streamers that calls himself rank 1 ganker bur has like 670 ilvl and gets 1v1d but brings an intire raid to kill one person...fuck

[@demonblade700]

i love camping lowbies until they logout and never come back ;D cause horde is for feggets

[@slovakweeb460]

@@demonblade700 and alliance is for puss boys :)

[@slovakweeb460]

@@demonblade700 you filthy ganker

[@jadedallion8107]

Should also add trolls on the Barrens/General/Trade chat. Good vid btw.

[@Zypraa]

Number 7 was my favourite but, man did I laugh too much at number 1 with all the yelling! 😂

[@BashStash]

11 if you include me

[@adarov]

i watched number 6 like 20 times its so freaking funnehhhhhh

[@TurboGrinding]

Ikr

[@MCG55SS]

10 in Vanilla this was EVERYWHERE people despised the other faction and honestly i still hate alliance bitches honestly 9 lol met several of these. 8 i love Vash jir XD 7 ...so many alliance do this especially from KT 6 are people really this dumb 5 sounds like me... that is hilarious. 4 lol met people like this and they were the worse tanks in the guild, ended up being benched. 3 met a few of them and i did it when i was guild leader 2 never met this one 1 done this.

[@lazarcenic632]

I lost it at the inspecting asshole when he said "I like me a fighter" xD

[@philippaul6039]

Dude you need to make a series out of these guys lol seriously they have great animations and your writing is awesome XD Do like a Red vs Blue thing.

[@xValanirX]

If you don't want to be ganked, don't play on a pvp server. Pretty simple right? Stop fucking complaining about it.

[@MrRomegard]

soo offended? ;o im guessing you are one of them no lifes that hang around the barrens and kills npcs and low lvls rofl

[@xValanirX]

+MrRomegard if you can do that on a PvP server then yeah. why limit your gameplay. I've been ganked plenty of times. it's a beautiful endless cycle.

[@harioschtroliki]

Lmao so you think people come on pvp server just to get ganked by some level 100 no life? Pretty sure they want to do bgs or arenas where the fight is actually fair

[@xValanirX]

+THE SADDEST MAN ALIVE XDD ohhhh my bad. you're right, people only join PvP servers to do bgs and arenas. seriously? that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. you do realize PvP can be done on any server? please, continue to be salty about being killed by a higher level.

[@harioschtroliki]

Brans D Yeah cause i really see people doing world pvp, lmao

[@beastnwokillah]

Great videos man. Keep them up.

[@GBABenzo]

Still one of the best WoW videos on youtube

[@RichA7CV41]

LOL great video....watched it over my morning coffee and it cracked me up....

[@Agonath89]

the transmog of the human at 5:21 looks really good!

[@ambermarshall5028]

Omg, Hellscream.. *CLAPS* you had me in stitches... As a WOW gamer myself, not only have I experienced most ( esp, when i was a noobie noobison) but your own personal comedy you added ( Murloc sound was my personal favey) pure genius my friend. Click click SUBSCRIBED :D