Toyota War be like

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MasterofRoflness

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Жыл бұрын

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@MasterofRoflness
@MasterofRoflness Жыл бұрын
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@user-op8fg3ny3j
@user-op8fg3ny3j Жыл бұрын
Since this video is getting recommended by the algorithm, I recommend everyone watch Nova Lectio International's "How Western Propaganda Destroyed Libya (and Got Away with it)"
@SCIFIguy64
@SCIFIguy64 Жыл бұрын
Do Operation Paul Bunyan next
@Mikewee777
@Mikewee777 Жыл бұрын
Sherif did not like it ? #RockTheCasbah
@notatranslationschannel8896
@notatranslationschannel8896 Жыл бұрын
Imagine the balls of the guy who first dared to cross a minefield in a Toyota
@RE-gf7lr
@RE-gf7lr Жыл бұрын
prolly accidentally
@jonh101
@jonh101 Жыл бұрын
Mine : explodes Chadian soldier in Toyota Hilux : what was that boom behind me?
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009 Жыл бұрын
Balls so big it would shield him from the explosion
@lenney872
@lenney872 Жыл бұрын
Imagine how slow he must have been going from the weight of his balls
@ImOwenWilson
@ImOwenWilson Жыл бұрын
-yoooooooooo you got past the mines! -THERE WAS FUCKING MINES THERE?!
@Comando729
@Comando729 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if Toyota decided to make a main battle tank, it’d be unstoppable
@dannylo5875
@dannylo5875 Жыл бұрын
More like a Jeep tank
@benalor1973
@benalor1973 Жыл бұрын
They already did essentially.
@brunocardoso6641
@brunocardoso6641 Жыл бұрын
Isis already did that they strapped a BMP turret into a Toyota and a shit you not they did in two different Toyotas at least
@lolasdm6959
@lolasdm6959 Жыл бұрын
Toyota CEO would become honorary muslims and become the only infidels allowed into heaven
@ravenouself4181
@ravenouself4181 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if they teamed-up with Nokia to do it
@capuchinhelper
@capuchinhelper Жыл бұрын
The best thing about Chad is that there is a dried up prehistoric lake that was called "Lake Megachad"
@BROLYCURLYable
@BROLYCURLYable Жыл бұрын
It was lake 'Giga-Chad'.
@BROLYCURLYable
@BROLYCURLYable Жыл бұрын
Sorry, you were right.
@FelipeJaquez
@FelipeJaquez Жыл бұрын
Reality is stranger than fiction.
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba Жыл бұрын
@@BROLYCURLYable 🎶 DAHDAHDAH DERDAH DAHDAHDAH DERDAH DAHDAHDAH DERDAH DAA DERDAH DERDAH
@rickygrenadier6303
@rickygrenadier6303 Жыл бұрын
@@BROLYCURLYable Gigachad action to own up to your mistake.
@weeb_disappointment_8917
@weeb_disappointment_8917 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully we will one day see a war between Chad and Virgin island.
@feifeili1658
@feifeili1658 Жыл бұрын
The only war I'd unironically support
@dwightd.eisenhower2031
@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Жыл бұрын
War… war never changes
@DBT1007
@DBT1007 Жыл бұрын
Our will is strong😎
@fsdds1488
@fsdds1488 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if somehow Virgin Islands win.
@liszarezo3658
@liszarezo3658 Жыл бұрын
@@fsdds1488 There will be no more Virgin Islands
@l0lLorenzol0l
@l0lLorenzol0l Жыл бұрын
You literally cannot buy marketing this good. "Toyota: Putting APCs to shame!"
@afthefragile
@afthefragile Жыл бұрын
Inititally Toyota was like seeing out trucks being driven by terrorists isn't a good image but then it ended up being the best marketing they could ever have. If the trucks are good enough for the terrorists and can survive mines and IEDs then they're good enough for regular folks to drive to the shops and back!
@deauthorsadeptus6920
@deauthorsadeptus6920 Жыл бұрын
@@afthefragile Dont forget ability to carry all that weapon or even be remaded inro M3-like troop carrier.
@LordVader1094
@LordVader1094 Жыл бұрын
@@afthefragile Terrorists? You mean freedom fighters.
@isseabdirahmanweheliye9010
@isseabdirahmanweheliye9010 Жыл бұрын
@@LordVader1094 yeah tell them, repeating all that Western shit propaganda.
@shmillbe3390
@shmillbe3390 Жыл бұрын
@@isseabdirahmanweheliye9010 I really don't care what their fighting for, I just want more madmax tomfoolery
@dapperdaniel4050
@dapperdaniel4050 Жыл бұрын
Toyota getting thousands of requests for trucks from some random African country 🗿
@dannylo5875
@dannylo5875 Жыл бұрын
Well some handyman’s Toyota ended up in Libya at one point after someone bought it from someone somewhere
@iandavidvillaloboswong5180
@iandavidvillaloboswong5180 Жыл бұрын
Every Toyota owner in the world knows where to sell the old one now
@RutakoVon
@RutakoVon Жыл бұрын
journey 💀
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon Жыл бұрын
If things keep going the way they are, might get tons of requests in America too...
@shmillbe3390
@shmillbe3390 Жыл бұрын
@@dannylo5875 yeah it was an Australian plumber I think
@Elver_Galarga816
@Elver_Galarga816 Жыл бұрын
It must be an honor to drive a Toyota along side with the Chadian
@dhiayurianov
@dhiayurianov Жыл бұрын
Great days back then
@james-ty8ce
@james-ty8ce Жыл бұрын
The French and Americans actually offered the Chadians tanks and more advanced weapons, but the Chadians knew their troops just didnt have the training for those. So, they asked for Toyotas they *could* use. Take notes, Middle East governments.
@christiantoste2295
@christiantoste2295 Жыл бұрын
I do it every day here in N'Djamena!
@stevemc01
@stevemc01 Жыл бұрын
Libyans: “We got tanks, you got a car lol” Chads: “We only need a car.”
@RE-gf7lr
@RE-gf7lr Жыл бұрын
and some foreign help lol :D
@OnlyGrafting
@OnlyGrafting Жыл бұрын
@@RE-gf7lr French air force, Toyota and Chad came together to pull some magic outta their arses.
@filiperosa7496
@filiperosa7496 Жыл бұрын
Ghadaft only invade to expel the semi colonial government of Chad
@stevemc01
@stevemc01 Жыл бұрын
@@OnlyGrafting Japan, France, and Chad team up to commit war crimes right back atcha.
@user-op8fg3ny3j
@user-op8fg3ny3j Жыл бұрын
@@OnlyGrafting Wasn't it a combined NATO bombing campaign?
@jacques4703
@jacques4703 Жыл бұрын
idk what the japanese thought when one of their vehicles was turned into light armor and it actually performed good
@OhitsONnow
@OhitsONnow Жыл бұрын
Probably "I've done a good work."
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon Жыл бұрын
"Very honorable. My craftsmen ancestors would be proud!"
@normanarmslave5144
@normanarmslave5144 Жыл бұрын
they fulfiled the promise of building a truck that could outlast a lifetime. so theyre reaction will be arigathanks
@pitioti
@pitioti Жыл бұрын
Happyness to be able to build weapons without having all east asia side-eyeing them?
@jonathanwarner9231
@jonathanwarner9231 Жыл бұрын
If only we'd thought of this in 1941
@AccountFromGoogle
@AccountFromGoogle Жыл бұрын
basically modern chariot with a better javelin thrower
@dannylo5875
@dannylo5875 Жыл бұрын
If ancient people Egypt had them
@godsgift565
@godsgift565 Жыл бұрын
@@dannylo5875 TOYOTA trucks? Damm, no wonder that the Egyptian civilization survived so long. They had combustion engines, when the other civilization were fighting with sharpened toothpicks :)
@EbonySaints
@EbonySaints Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the apocalypse to happen just so I can see Mongolians on ATV's wielding submachine guns and blasting HexD throat singing. It'll make the end of days so worth it.
@deauthorsadeptus6920
@deauthorsadeptus6920 Жыл бұрын
@@EbonySaints These guys can make Ak-47 with medival tools, or make helicopter from scrap. A Force to be afraid of.
@mahogany7712
@mahogany7712 Жыл бұрын
@@EbonySaints Jesus at that point they'll conquer Eurasia, western europe, east asia and up to North africa
@FakeAnarchist
@FakeAnarchist Жыл бұрын
The Toyota War should've been made into a movie or series by now
@felixsubakti6907
@felixsubakti6907 Жыл бұрын
Lord of war sequel: car smuggler edition
@vxxiii4160
@vxxiii4160 Жыл бұрын
Hopefully one day
@LaneCorbett
@LaneCorbett Жыл бұрын
Horde of Toyotas > minefield. Now that is an amazing advertisement
@solinvictus5349
@solinvictus5349 Жыл бұрын
I'd even watch it in Anime
@worldwanderer91
@worldwanderer91 Жыл бұрын
what the next Fast and Furious movie should be about
@okey289
@okey289 Жыл бұрын
Mfw i realize that a literal country named "Chad" manage to repel entire opponent force using Toyota
@OldinaryChimera
@OldinaryChimera Жыл бұрын
Imagine if I had a real gun -Chadian people 🗿
@HogRidda
@HogRidda Жыл бұрын
Who askedd
@KaykyG018
@KaykyG018 Жыл бұрын
@@HogRidda 🤓
@user-rl8hf8kt1r
@user-rl8hf8kt1r Жыл бұрын
@@KaykyG018 fun fact I watched a documentary about the war.....and the Chadian forces had modern anti-tank wepons and anti-air wepons instoled on those Toyota's facing out dated weaponry wich was used by the Libyan side
@jacobjohnson1628
@jacobjohnson1628 Жыл бұрын
@@user-rl8hf8kt1r 🤓
@kapitankapital6580
@kapitankapital6580 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love about this war is that not only were the Toyota technicals able to compete with the more traditional equipment like tanks, but actually massively outperformed them
@TarsonTalon
@TarsonTalon Жыл бұрын
Sometimes, less is more. I think we have to come to terms with the fact that armor and camouflage are becoming obsolete factors on the battlefield, as firepower increases, and detection systems defeat stealth capabilities. If you're going to lose the vehicle to anti-armor weapons anyway, it might as well be cheap AF, and its focus should be on its ability to bug out.
@attilawilhelmliubei8954
@attilawilhelmliubei8954 Жыл бұрын
I remember something about the British Empire using outdated biplanes against Bismarck because its hitech ammunition wont do shit about biplanes
@kapitankapital6580
@kapitankapital6580 Жыл бұрын
@@attilawilhelmliubei8954 the Fairey Swordfish, it was indeed used to attack the Bismarck, and many other targets too, but that was because Britain had no other torpedo bombers. Machine guns and explosive shells work just as well against biplanes as any other type of aircraft.
@attilawilhelmliubei8954
@attilawilhelmliubei8954 Жыл бұрын
@@kapitankapital6580 its explosive ammunition was made for steel made aircrafts but the biplanes deflect them because they are made of wood as far as i know
@kapitankapital6580
@kapitankapital6580 Жыл бұрын
@@attilawilhelmliubei8954 🤔
@simtexa
@simtexa Жыл бұрын
I can just picture the blonde surfer man in the end being sone confused but super-chill Australian tourist who merely asked for a "roide" to the beach, and through sheer charisma he convinced them to give him one with zero strings attached.
@IAm18PercentCarbon
@IAm18PercentCarbon Жыл бұрын
"Aa, that rowdy bunch 'a cunts were alright. Noi, never asked me for money. Just kept me ute and cut the back down a hair."
@armandaspurvinis5845
@armandaspurvinis5845 Жыл бұрын
Theres a reason why their called chadians
@lucasfragoso7634
@lucasfragoso7634 Жыл бұрын
Well yea Australians are very charismatic people
@XD-sc4ix
@XD-sc4ix 6 ай бұрын
Either that or a secret agent from a neutral country who went there just to enjoy the show
@Predator20357
@Predator20357 Жыл бұрын
>Be Chadians >Ride your Toy Yodas to battle >Libya copes and seethes with their minefields and tanks >Decisive Victory for the Chadians
@enderreaper1482
@enderreaper1482 Жыл бұрын
>Refuses to elaborate >Leaves
@Darraya55
@Darraya55 Жыл бұрын
The GLA soundtrack will never stop being one of the most hype OSTs in gaming history. If Iraq descends into war again, then I want this theme to play all the time.
@wander67
@wander67 Жыл бұрын
Sadly virgin united states of poop won, but chad iraq will take revenge
@quirinoguy8665
@quirinoguy8665 Жыл бұрын
@@notsaying7838 Don't worry, it won't be for long, March 28th, 2024, remember it.
@gripen777
@gripen777 Жыл бұрын
Make it their anthem
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
Syria: Am I a Joke to you Brother
@BuiHieuDong
@BuiHieuDong Жыл бұрын
You know how legendary Toyota vehicles are when people even use it in wars.
@morpheusgreene2704
@morpheusgreene2704 Жыл бұрын
the hilux is specifically what they use, im trying to get my hands on one in the states because they are basically invincible
@Hexaven
@Hexaven Жыл бұрын
@@morpheusgreene2704 Toyota hinted at their diesel lineup hitting the Americas a few years ago. What I'd give to trade my 16 Tundra in if that came true 🤤
@morpheusgreene2704
@morpheusgreene2704 Жыл бұрын
@@Hexaven you can get a tundra with a cummins diesel in it
@Hexaven
@Hexaven Жыл бұрын
@@morpheusgreene2704 oh snap 👀 they dropped it with the 22? I honestly thought it was a rumor. Costs an arm and a leg in my area currently but thanks for the heads up!
@morpheusgreene2704
@morpheusgreene2704 Жыл бұрын
@@Hexaven yeah theres no way im paying for one of those lol but they are very cool
@freebooman
@freebooman Жыл бұрын
i love that being a a modern day historian is essentially jus running a meme page😂😭
@laindoer333
@laindoer333 Жыл бұрын
Why else would someone dedicate years of their life studying history?
@vincemarenger7122
@vincemarenger7122 Жыл бұрын
Humanity is a meme. An historian’s job is to go down that rabbit hole
@germanyballwork5301
@germanyballwork5301 Жыл бұрын
@@laindoer333 the real advantage of studying history is to be able to roast and meme entire peoples and their history
@theinvisibleman6147
@theinvisibleman6147 Жыл бұрын
@@germanyballwork5301 It is of no effects if the one doing the roasting has no rich history of their own tho. Like mutts or blacks.
@germanyballwork5301
@germanyballwork5301 Жыл бұрын
@@theinvisibleman6147 *me shitting on ethiopians having to resort to cartoon like antics to bring guns from portugal to fight the ottomans*
@akend4426
@akend4426 Жыл бұрын
Toyota upon realizing all the marketing they could milk from having ragtag militias using their trucks to beat a superior armed force with tanks and armored vehicles:
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
insert GLA Lines Here
@rizaradri316
@rizaradri316 Жыл бұрын
​@@forickgrimaldus8301 Our will is strong!
@imgvillasrc1608
@imgvillasrc1608 Жыл бұрын
Toyota better be careful who to supply though. Any ragtag militia that is crazy enough to go up against an actual competent military would bone their pickups' advertisement.
@EricWulfe
@EricWulfe 5 ай бұрын
​@@rizaradri316for the GLA!
@MolaMASTER999
@MolaMASTER999 2 ай бұрын
​@@forickgrimaldus8301 We fear nothing!
@REDACTED882
@REDACTED882 8 ай бұрын
Libyans: “We got tanks, apc's and helicopters what do you have" CHAD: "We got Toyota, 10,000 highly motivated men and balls very big balls"
@nenenindonu
@nenenindonu Жыл бұрын
"This is Toyota & Guerillas, we will catch you on the next one."
@Letnistonwandif
@Letnistonwandif Жыл бұрын
Make me a kebab! Turk!
@amirjamil1555
@amirjamil1555 Жыл бұрын
A Libyan here and I can confirm that the Toyota tactic was so good that we have it in our own army (don't ask which one, we have multiple.) and it's still being used.
@AGTheOSHAViolationsCounter
@AGTheOSHAViolationsCounter Жыл бұрын
How is the wonderful civil war we in the west caused(an have ignored since destroying your country cuz of Gaddafi's attempt to create a gold-backed currency to replace the US dollar) going anyways? Still an absolute nightmarish mess of a situation I'm assuming? By the way for my country's part in creating the clusterfuck that is now your country. . .sorry about that. Oh! Also by the way what are the prices like at the slave markets these days? Asking for a friend.
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
The Strongest Militaries in the world VS Recycled 100th Handed Toyota
@Not_Navarro
@Not_Navarro 7 ай бұрын
The Command & Conquer Generals refference hits me in the heart. That game was a gem, I miss this franchise
@felixleong61
@felixleong61 Жыл бұрын
This is certified GLA classic. 20 more years and they manage to sink a US carrier with the US's own particle beam lol
@aslambhatti8932
@aslambhatti8932 Жыл бұрын
Dude
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
In Exercises the "Iranian" (really a US Naval Team Cosplaying as Iran) team sank 2 carriers (With Speed Boats BTW)
@nijivl
@nijivl Жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@EricWulfe
@EricWulfe 5 ай бұрын
and then stole a huge amount of toxins to resupply their scud missiles for years
@KawaiiRazorBlade
@KawaiiRazorBlade Жыл бұрын
War is temporary, the waves are forever
@arcsoned1112
@arcsoned1112 Жыл бұрын
The goddamn Command and Conquer: Generals (& Zero Hour) GLA voicelines made me laugh so hard
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly Жыл бұрын
*Fun fact:* the last president of Chad was the first leader since 1870 to die in battle.
@worlds3061
@worlds3061 Жыл бұрын
Giga Chad moment
@altithoraxperotorum5133
@altithoraxperotorum5133 Жыл бұрын
Facts. Their country is literally called chad
@txDDS
@txDDS Жыл бұрын
Chad Militia - 'Fathered several children, supports none...' I died when I read that
@loganmilam4138
@loganmilam4138 Жыл бұрын
Toyota should start an ad campaign based on guerillas using it in life or death situations.
@WhatIsThatThingDoing
@WhatIsThatThingDoing Жыл бұрын
The all new Toyota Hilux. *Play scenes of technicals in combat or on manoeuvres through the desert, including ones taking heavy damage but still running.* Good enough for Chad in war. Sure as hell good enough for any peace. Toyota
@masterbowler5202
@masterbowler5202 Жыл бұрын
Toyota was based back then but today the Company became absolue joke, it doesn't even want to give licensing for games like NFS cause it promotes Illegal street racing xd.
@DeadlyNightshadeZ
@DeadlyNightshadeZ Жыл бұрын
It reminds me of the speedboat strike craft. I forget which war, but it was an era of "big battleship energy" and then one side was like "What if we put 3 guys in a speedboat with a bazooka and send like, 20 of them?" The result was that the boats could approach, launch their ordinance, then escape before the big ships knew an attack was incoming, so they weren't prepared for it. Even if they maintained high alert constantly, the ship big guns werent able to rotate fast enough to track them, so the defending crew had to resort to using small arms to try and shoot rapidly moving boats. And then, even if they did get one, it was literally just 3 guys, some wood, and an engine, so the losses were minimal. Its a weird case of being cheap, fast, and unorthadox beats expensive, slow, and routine.
@nickklavdianos5136
@nickklavdianos5136 Жыл бұрын
That was a French idea, because they couldn't build as many battleships as the British so once torpedoes were invented and torpedo boats started running around the French thought "Hey, what if we send a swarm of those against the British battleships?" The British of course were not stupid and equipped their battleships with a great variety of smaller caliber guns and also created the Torpedo Boat Destroyer, which then got also equipped with torpedoes and became just destroyer. Funniest part is that the French eventually admitted that torpedo boats were not as successful as they hoped and that to rule the seas you did in fact need a massive fleet of battleships.
@james-ty8ce
@james-ty8ce Жыл бұрын
The French and Americans actually offered the Chadians tanks and more advanced weapon systems, but the Chadians knew their troops just didnt have the training for those. So, they asked for Toyotas they *could* use. Take notes, Middle East governments.
@fireironthesecond2909
@fireironthesecond2909 Жыл бұрын
Gaddafi: “I have an army.” Chad: “We have a Toyota.”
@akend4426
@akend4426 Жыл бұрын
All joking about Chad’s name and Toyota aside, I still can’t get over how astonishingly basic and boring the flag of Libya under Gaddafi looked…
@nathangerardhernandez9576
@nathangerardhernandez9576 Жыл бұрын
GREEN
@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168
@mohammadnashitsiddiqui2168 Жыл бұрын
Muslim flag template 01
@firstnamelastname-hn1qj
@firstnamelastname-hn1qj Жыл бұрын
At least it was something different, kinda shit but hey, could've been worse.
@metaphonyenjoyer4386
@metaphonyenjoyer4386 Жыл бұрын
Kinda original in its sheer blandness
@thedstorm8922
@thedstorm8922 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the French flag "White"
@scaldedape6213
@scaldedape6213 Жыл бұрын
As a guy who has driven a manual transmission diesel Hilux before I can confirm - they're awesome trucks.
@Slavesforsale1
@Slavesforsale1 Жыл бұрын
I still don't know if the Chad head was intentionally made to have the same shape as the country of Chad or if its a happy accident. Either way, based Chadian militia.
@minhducnguyen9276
@minhducnguyen9276 Жыл бұрын
Have massive uranium reserve Doesn't use it, still win wars anyway. Truly gigachad moment.
@redbalmy2865
@redbalmy2865 Жыл бұрын
Loving the addition of GLA track in recent videos. Gives me so much nostalgia of 2012s man.
@ApostleOfDarkness
@ApostleOfDarkness Жыл бұрын
I am once again asking for China content to satisfy our Chinese Overlords
@FarmerDrew
@FarmerDrew Жыл бұрын
The China content that satisfies our Chinese overlords is not the true China content - Lao Tzy
@TheMightyNaryar
@TheMightyNaryar Жыл бұрын
China will grow larger !
@gripen777
@gripen777 Жыл бұрын
A very good plan, general.
@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849
@amaneyugihanako-kunofthesi8849 Жыл бұрын
It will look real nice when it's done
@kingsonsofaru423
@kingsonsofaru423 Жыл бұрын
Mmm, nice location
@FarmerDrew
@FarmerDrew Жыл бұрын
Gigachads by birthright. Boko Haram runs away from Chadians. Al Shabaab runs away from Chadians. They all know that you don't want to get technical with a technical Chadian
@tardarsauce1842
@tardarsauce1842 Жыл бұрын
Toyota: Doesn't allow there cars on street racing games, like Need for Speed *Also Toyota:*
@FSM1138
@FSM1138 Жыл бұрын
the mental image of a bunch of guys absolutely hooning their 4x4s through minefields and around tanks slays me
@scottgilmour8312
@scottgilmour8312 Жыл бұрын
"Driving over the landmines at 90kmh gives you three seconds before they explode" Not true, at all. He was severely injured. But damn, what a leader.
@gryfalis4932
@gryfalis4932 Жыл бұрын
Creating 2 countries named "Niger" and "Chad" next to each others was a french W
@disdeg1041
@disdeg1041 Жыл бұрын
And Niger is shaped like a chiken drum 😂
@puenoune9316
@puenoune9316 2 ай бұрын
LOL, Comedy Gold.... You cant make it up oh god. @@disdeg1041
@anaskhoiri3653
@anaskhoiri3653 Ай бұрын
French is MeMe Maker 😂
@Turnil321
@Turnil321 Жыл бұрын
We live in a clown world. But it is funny sometimes.
@serbrawl7981
@serbrawl7981 Жыл бұрын
umm actually...
@willphoenix5464
@willphoenix5464 Жыл бұрын
@@serbrawl7981 🤓
@androidynamit
@androidynamit 8 ай бұрын
That command and conquer voiceline is goated
@makli922
@makli922 Жыл бұрын
Toyota is the only car company who’s cars can outlive a person before it breaks down or needs to be scrapped. I swear after God said “Let their be light” he also said “Let their be Toyota” and gave them some holy car engine.
@Tgungen
@Tgungen Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Khalifa Haftar, the commander of Libyan forces in Chad got captured by Chadians after the defeat, he then lived a life of exile in United States and after Gaddafi was killed, he became a warlord and established a proto state in east Libya, which he continues rule to this day
@lordven4470
@lordven4470 Жыл бұрын
0:48 Hello Seth here, Today we are in the Chad Wars
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
@JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 7 ай бұрын
_One thing’s for certain:_ you will never see a war named after Ford, Jeep, VW, Citroen, or Land Rover
@floricel_112
@floricel_112 Жыл бұрын
as a romanian, I was so thoroughly confused this entire video
@carlosdgutierrez6570
@carlosdgutierrez6570 Жыл бұрын
I love how these guys used their Toyotas in the same way that Halo players use the rocket and gauss warthogs to defeat the scorpion tanks successfully and the best is that the idea worked in real life!!!! Who says that the tactics from videogames wouldn't work in real life if you are deranged enough to attempt and successfully pull them out?
@miniaturejayhawk8702
@miniaturejayhawk8702 Жыл бұрын
The soundbites from "command and conquer: generals" make this so much better. 😂😂😂
@janoycresva919
@janoycresva919 Жыл бұрын
The FULL GLA theme for this video you got going is great !!
@abcnt
@abcnt Жыл бұрын
I'm here dying of laughter, I thought this "toyota war" was some meme but it's an actual event. My sides hurt when I searched "Battle of Fada" and saw 3 trucks destroyed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@queuedjar4578
@queuedjar4578 Жыл бұрын
2 of those were probably destroyed in a sick drifting action evading Libyan shells, and the third was when a Libyan AT crew accidentally fired their rocket backwards and caught a Chad truck sneakily flanking behind them.
@chroniquesJDR
@chroniquesJDR Жыл бұрын
French Air Force providing Chad with Toyotas : "I'm gonna do what's called a pro player move"
@justarandomguywithoutaname8719
@justarandomguywithoutaname8719 Жыл бұрын
French knew that whatever cars they made were shit so they supplied chads with reliable japanese trucks
@emmanuelfernandez04
@emmanuelfernandez04 Жыл бұрын
It’s not often that you hear a war named after a type of car
@mecanimetales4647
@mecanimetales4647 Жыл бұрын
It resulted me horribly hilarious that one of the Anti-Lybian Chadian factions is called "FAT".
@forickgrimaldus8301
@forickgrimaldus8301 Жыл бұрын
Chad move
@mrfunnyperson100
@mrfunnyperson100 Жыл бұрын
Another 2 groups were called GUNT and FAP.
@Adhjie
@Adhjie 10 ай бұрын
@@mrfunnyperson100 i love germanic consonant devoicing and in id dutch german, prefab was a thing in infinite lagrange the joke is ofcourse said when talked about the item
@tomorbataar5922
@tomorbataar5922 Жыл бұрын
Also, could you cover the exploits of the battalion NORDBAT 2, also known as Shootbat? They were a Nordic part of the UN peacekeeping mission in Bosnia, but became infamous for actually taking initiative, refusing UN orders and always firing back when fired upon, much to UNs chagrin. Best known engagement was Operation Bøllebank, it's quite the read.
@nicolaspeigne1429
@nicolaspeigne1429 Жыл бұрын
Random french officer walking into the local Toyota dealership: "i would like 500 of these please... Oh, and do you ship in Africa ?"
@trafichat
@trafichat Жыл бұрын
The Command and Conquer GLA theme in this video is something I recognize and appreciate.
@zeriel9148
@zeriel9148 Жыл бұрын
"Chadian" being a real word is truly stunning
@javierpatag3609
@javierpatag3609 11 ай бұрын
Imagine making a pickup truck so durable and reliable your company gets a war named after it.
@tempuraaaaa
@tempuraaaaa Жыл бұрын
i am so very happy i was recommended this and was hit immediately with CC:GZH voice lines.
@cleo4922
@cleo4922 Жыл бұрын
We love seeing Zero Hour in modern memes.
@benji37
@benji37 Жыл бұрын
france once again helping a superpower get it's independence
@maskr5520
@maskr5520 Жыл бұрын
France siding with the chads 🇫🇷😎
@Gustav_Kuriga
@Gustav_Kuriga Жыл бұрын
France once again protecting its neo-colonial interests.
@benji37
@benji37 Жыл бұрын
@@Gustav_Kuriga ;)
@maskr5520
@maskr5520 Жыл бұрын
@@Gustav_Kuriga What’s the problem with it ?
@Gustav_Kuriga
@Gustav_Kuriga Жыл бұрын
@@maskr5520 France makes a habit of extracting wealth from its former colonies.
@NapoleonTrotski
@NapoleonTrotski Жыл бұрын
french victory yet again
@khairulnabilakmal33
@khairulnabilakmal33 Жыл бұрын
Oh what a feeling! Toyota! -The Chadian factions
@sohibmohamed9548
@sohibmohamed9548 Жыл бұрын
When i was a kid i remember my father and his friends when they get together talk about this war and how weird it was ..
@cringe_lord5762
@cringe_lord5762 Жыл бұрын
my father always said "son just buy Toyota", i asked why? he replied "in Toyota we trust", now my family car is full of Toyota XD
@ezwan7656
@ezwan7656 Ай бұрын
Your father is a wise man.
@Fortunate_Fennec
@Fortunate_Fennec 7 ай бұрын
0:47 didn't realise Sseth took part!
@wolfepatterson8021
@wolfepatterson8021 11 ай бұрын
Y'all ever notice a lot of the places where the technical rush tactic is prevalent are the same places where horse archery was also prevalent? Maybe not Chad specifically but def the Middle East and Central Asia
@therealsaikosocial
@therealsaikosocial Жыл бұрын
as a Libyan myself, I approve this video
@artykhaan
@artykhaan Жыл бұрын
You forgot France deploying a 3 000 soldiers to help the chadians 😏
@ethangavrilmoreno8479
@ethangavrilmoreno8479 11 ай бұрын
3000 French Chad supporters. Fuck the Fr*nch slander!
@gripen777
@gripen777 Жыл бұрын
"We fear nothing!" The Technical said calmly, while being locked onto by a Raptor
@nijivl
@nijivl Жыл бұрын
Quad cannon in the corner:
@gripen777
@gripen777 Жыл бұрын
@@nijivl "Clip their wings!" Their point defense laser system won't save them now
@caesiumtable-baron7314
@caesiumtable-baron7314 Жыл бұрын
This is the equivalent of Galactic Empire forces being routed by some small bear creatures with sticks and ropes in Return of the Jedi.
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Жыл бұрын
The people of Chad are really chads, they use Toyotas against tanks and won
@AlexC-ou4ju
@AlexC-ou4ju Жыл бұрын
I mean on one side you've got CHAD and FRANCE and on the other you had literally Ghaddafi it was only ever going to go one way.
@iandavidvillaloboswong5180
@iandavidvillaloboswong5180 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what the marketing guys in Japan think about the Hilux's success in warfare and large scale criminal organisations
@muntadar1655
@muntadar1655 Жыл бұрын
Apparently the leader of the Chadian forces is called "Hassan Djamous" Since the D is silent, and "Jamous" is arabic for "Buffalo" His name is literally "Hassan Buffalo"
@epistemo3442
@epistemo3442 Жыл бұрын
Damn, I' m getting serious nostalgia from the music. Command and Conquer: Generals for life!
@zondor8123
@zondor8123 Жыл бұрын
That's why I never seen a meme about Toyota like BMW does lol the car is an absolute unit
@mota478
@mota478 Жыл бұрын
God I love CnC generals Technicals Voices Clip.
@gripen777
@gripen777 Жыл бұрын
Our clan is strong!
@mjmtp_fact3826
@mjmtp_fact3826 Жыл бұрын
somebodie: where did the toyota come from? The french army: Oh merde I forgot I had an important meeting on ce vois plus tard!
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 Жыл бұрын
You should do one of these on the Guangxi Massacre. It's a VERY colorful event that doesn't have much coverage on KZbin.
@Stanehable
@Stanehable Жыл бұрын
I miss your RTS games and SC 2 arcade games. Can you make a second channel for these perhaps? id love to watch it.
@Cowboycomando54
@Cowboycomando54 Жыл бұрын
Toyota engineers be like, "I must build HONORABLE TRUCK!"
@fenrirsrage4609
@fenrirsrage4609 Жыл бұрын
I fully expected C&C: Generals references and I am glad I wasn't disappointed.
@stepaion438eldon8
@stepaion438eldon8 Жыл бұрын
I mean its Chad! The name speaks for itself lol
@then00brathalos
@then00brathalos Жыл бұрын
Minefields : No man can pass through me !! Toyota 4x4 : I AM SPEED
@fireraid2336
@fireraid2336 Жыл бұрын
"Brothers we ride to victory" said some CHAD Going 100mph over land minds.
@BigboiiTone
@BigboiiTone Жыл бұрын
There's a very interesting story behind all those trucks being there. It makes me think of vast stretches of smoggy ocean. Barreness
@roboxenogaming2047
@roboxenogaming2047 Жыл бұрын
The addition of cnc generals’ gla is too good
@Voltigeur07
@Voltigeur07 Жыл бұрын
Best Video yet! Keep em coming!!!
@raulmccab7648
@raulmccab7648 Жыл бұрын
Third-world super weapons be like
@Jijo2003
@Jijo2003 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for using General CnC for your video, the game deserves more love 😔
@LutherusPXCs
@LutherusPXCs Жыл бұрын
Reality>>>Fiction
@BananaSundae82
@BananaSundae82 Жыл бұрын
I learn more about history from this channel than school ngl
@stevekovoc3939
@stevekovoc3939 Жыл бұрын
This entire war was the best advertisement for the Toyota Hilux I've ever seen.
@ne3333t
@ne3333t Жыл бұрын
Wait wasn't this a strategy game channel? love the 2003 Clone Wars stuff too
@immortalwarrior2695
@immortalwarrior2695 Жыл бұрын
Well one thing I learned from this. Never undereatimate human creativity
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