Train is kaput | Train Sim World 2020 Main-Spessart Bahn

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Colonel Failure

Colonel Failure

Күн бұрын

Back to Germany once again with the Main-Spessart Bahn in Train Sim World 2020. I'm running passengers up the line to somewhere in Bavaria from Gemunden, which is nice. It'll go well if I can figure out the difference between a doorbell and game sound effect.
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(*) - Today's secret: Genuinely thrown by the door closing sound effect. Not only is it a similar tone to my actual doorbell, but for some reason it echoed differently to the rest of the game audio.

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@philmaggiacomo
@philmaggiacomo 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking to myself, "It would be amusing if CF turned on the safety systems for a lark." And then, he turns on one of them. And it went as expected. I am satisfied.
@anthonypecoraro5472
@anthonypecoraro5472 5 жыл бұрын
The reason you got stuck is because you applied the brakes with the throttle activated. If that happens you need to release the brakes, put the throttle to off, then re apply power. You cannot apply throttle before releasing the brakes.
@2CraftySeniors
@2CraftySeniors 5 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video to finish laughing during the doorbell incident. And then you started to reverse down the track. Deary me. Now my eyes are leaking from laughing so hard. That other driver was probably mumbling (no doubt in German) "I knew letting those Brits drive our trains was a bad idea. Knew it!" As for the fashion title... good idea to work on that a bit. Seemed a bit long. ;)
@Elvo7684
@Elvo7684 5 жыл бұрын
" I stopped here because I thought the view was particularly magnificent! " classic, that's why we come back for more.
@X-PATKA-
@X-PATKA- 5 жыл бұрын
Denzel Washington and Chris Pine are in stand by if needed to stop yet another runaway train. This time, German edition.
@sseppel76
@sseppel76 5 жыл бұрын
Sifa = Sicherheitsfahrschaltung, kind of a dead man switch. It does an emergency break if the train driver does not press / release a button or pedal every 30 seconds.
@vaporisedair4919
@vaporisedair4919 5 жыл бұрын
I just started watching the episode, but I expect it was triggered at least twice.
@WG55
@WG55 5 жыл бұрын
9:18 "Flippin' 'eck, it's got flippen buttons everywhere!" Imagine the passengers hearing that over the loudspeaker! 😆
@kamilkrupinski1793
@kamilkrupinski1793 5 жыл бұрын
19:30 - running 85 mph dangerously close to 62 mph limit with blinds shut. Nothing exciting there.
@orb505
@orb505 5 жыл бұрын
It's like you're the Terry Wogan of Let's Plays. Which isn't bad...
@carebloodlaevathein6732
@carebloodlaevathein6732 5 жыл бұрын
Your attempts at ze German grammar are honorable but sadly not quite perfect, Colonel. You are missing a ''t'' in ze word ''kaputt'' of ze video title. But I will overlook ze mistake zis time, as ze German language iz quite difficult to master indeed. XD
@stefankrautz9048
@stefankrautz9048 5 жыл бұрын
War doch aber gut gelesen. Genau wenn ich wieder versuche Russisch zu lesen. lol He read well I think ? Sounded like me who tries to read russian after a long time. lol
@kmortensen9312
@kmortensen9312 5 жыл бұрын
HAH!! for a second i thought that it was MY doorbell but my doorbell doesnt sound like that.. but i have no idea how to change it i just know that you CAN.. so for a second i was WTF :D
@stfnkts
@stfnkts 5 жыл бұрын
That emergency brake also lowered the pantograph and opens the Main Circuit Breaker (MCB) so next time raise the pantograph again and close the MCB and you should be free to go again :D Also, when the brake is applied, the throttle is locked to "off". so first release the brake before throttle up :P
@ah13stu7
@ah13stu7 5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that you really should do the tutorials, but then again, where would all the fun be without you fiddling around & goofing. It's what makes these jaunts so captivating. Carry On Colonel!
@diamarker1004
@diamarker1004 5 жыл бұрын
14:04 They should absolutely add toilets to this game. It would offer hours of entertainment.
@Abbittibbi
@Abbittibbi 5 жыл бұрын
German rail police: papiere bitte! And oh, yeah, driver's license, and rail operation certificate and proof of inssurance. CF: pressing all buttons.
@marcausn
@marcausn 5 жыл бұрын
for we know you like to speak foreign languages: Main (in German) is spoken like the English word "mine"
@KashouWannabe
@KashouWannabe 5 жыл бұрын
I know it may not be as aestheically stunning for a KZbin video, but I would love the Colonel to give Run8 a bash. Can you imagine el Commandant here with those realistic physics and those awkward key binds? As well as dispatching/using the external dispatcher? Comedy gold I think. Only thing is the map, as vast and well made as it is, is much more desolate and bland (but then, it is the Mojave desert). I want to snap up the DLC subdivisions, I actually like the Mojave map a lot but it would be nice to have a change of scene. Plus, ability to link all routes into one super mega route just cannot be matched by any other train sim at all. The base game has 400 miles worth over two and a bit subdivisions, with the DLC adding at least another 200-300ish.
@davidwhiting1761
@davidwhiting1761 5 жыл бұрын
Run8 actually kinda sucks for single-player sessions. He'd either need friends who already play Run8 or he'd need to join a server where the Colonel's usual antics wouldn't be tolerated too long by all the foamers who take Run8 seriously.
@KashouWannabe
@KashouWannabe 5 жыл бұрын
@@davidwhiting1761 External dispatcher app can deal with Ai trains. Single Player is fine.
@KashouWannabe
@KashouWannabe 5 жыл бұрын
@Java Monsoon I think Zusi3 is much more the style of trains and areas that the Col is used to. Probably look a lot nicer as a video than Run8. But it depends on what content he wants, Run8 is huge American diesel freight trains, Zusi is urban commuter stuff. Different takes. And yes, Zusi is used as a base program for real training simulators, but that does not justify calling Run8 short.
@philipbossy4834
@philipbossy4834 5 жыл бұрын
This is the non-Bavarian part of Bavaria, the one that is next to Frankfurt. So no Austrian country side, nor any Alpine scenery in that neck of the woods.
@xtinctplays9820
@xtinctplays9820 4 жыл бұрын
That doorbell you heard was just the doors closing
@aircooledorion
@aircooledorion 5 жыл бұрын
well it looks like its business as usual with the gallant colonel this is what we pay our train ticket for, excitement, near-death experience, and trying to hold our intestines from spilling out over carpeted floor as we split our sides laughing at the immeasurable display of control and expensive training from Deutscher Bahn that the colonel has achieved and a highly paid job is awaiting with virgin possibly as a 747 pilot. this boy is certainly made of the right stuff as you sit there wondering if you get to the intended destination alive and sane or finish up back from whence you boarded the train with a strong feeling of Deja Vu and head for the nearest gasthof for drinky poos
@UndeadScavenger
@UndeadScavenger 5 жыл бұрын
20:00 you're not going to fly off the rails, because as far as I know, the Unreal Engine doesn't support derailing...
@samrowlands2599
@samrowlands2599 5 жыл бұрын
Musing on existence as the train slides sadly out of view is possibly the best end to any episode of anything I've ever seen.
@18is18is18ter
@18is18is18ter 5 жыл бұрын
Good day my helicoptor ? Ok then :D
@justincrawford7508
@justincrawford7508 5 жыл бұрын
Emergency brake = pan down
@papasmurfette007
@papasmurfette007 5 жыл бұрын
Well put it this way. If Dovetail had implemented the karzy, the Colonel would still be in there when his Amazon delivery finally arrived...
@paveljelinek772
@paveljelinek772 3 жыл бұрын
Yea just ruined (well, sort of, let him cool for a while and after a cold start runs cool again) SD40-2.. dunno how and why, it just posted an exxlamation mark "!" beeeeping like hell and shutoff
@rosen9425
@rosen9425 5 жыл бұрын
Trains don't have gears, Colonel. Forward is simply the direction of current (intended) heading (unless gradient + gravity says otherwise. more powah!)
@WG55
@WG55 5 жыл бұрын
To be really picky, the electrical motors on the axles do have gear ratios that can be changed, but they can only be changed in the depot for the type of train service. The driver has no choice in the matter!
@rosen9425
@rosen9425 5 жыл бұрын
@@WG55 Interesting. So it's not gear reduction then, but actual gears?
@WG55
@WG55 5 жыл бұрын
@@rosen9425 Right. It is a simple mechanical alteration, done by mechanics installing actual different-sized gears.
@msjn23
@msjn23 5 жыл бұрын
ooo, a dashing young gentleman in resplendent Colonel Failure merchandise :)
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 5 жыл бұрын
Resplendent.
@Schuubi1896
@Schuubi1896 3 жыл бұрын
I really love this one. I used to drive this particular train myself and that track and I must say the game is pretty realistic. At the end, with your rolling backwards... If you have an electric loco, the first thing you wanna check, each and every time when you don't get the thing moving is: is my panto up and is my loco switched on? :)
@minisquad5633
@minisquad5633 3 жыл бұрын
SIFA IS MEANT TO BE ACKNOLIGDED BY PRESSING Q SO WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND PRESS Q sifa is like aws
@nialldub
@nialldub 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh, that was brilliant, your internal monologue should not be broadcast to the passengers at your mercy. Perfect.
@Andrew-nw4np
@Andrew-nw4np 3 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! I had always thought Jeremy Clarkson started a video game channel, until I saw your face.
@CraigTalksAbout
@CraigTalksAbout 5 жыл бұрын
Must remember that when watching Colonel that I shouldn't laugh as Mrs H gets upset. The fact I was crying laughing at the doorbell incident didn't go down too well.
@Nekron99OMG
@Nekron99OMG 5 жыл бұрын
Driving our trains backward has never stopped us before!!!!
@Sigira0
@Sigira0 5 жыл бұрын
So glad you're back on form. You were beginning to be too good
@nialldub
@nialldub 5 жыл бұрын
Oh please do another one with the blinds down for the whole journey.
@JamesDC42
@JamesDC42 4 жыл бұрын
Adding full mouse and keyboard support for console would add to the realism.
@karnerkreativ
@karnerkreativ 5 жыл бұрын
lol that little doorbell intermezzo really made my day. :D
@kamilkrupinski1793
@kamilkrupinski1793 5 жыл бұрын
Train is delayed.
@dennisgotz8642
@dennisgotz8642 4 жыл бұрын
Reverser on natural on stations . after get the passenger put the reverser on forward and throttle on 20%. gute fahrt we say in German ;)
@flyingbananatree5661
@flyingbananatree5661 5 жыл бұрын
Even more of a wally than usual, good show!
@DWtrainsNZ
@DWtrainsNZ 5 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough sometimes actual Loco Engineer's have to turn their loco/s off and back on again to reset faults. That happened to an LE I know the other day. It didn't matter though, he was already 40mins ahead of schedule.
@ramen6236
@ramen6236 3 жыл бұрын
As a german i can only say that your pronunciation is actually really good. Although "Main" is a river in central Germany
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 3 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, didn't know that. That's useful to know.
@vantuz8264
@vantuz8264 5 жыл бұрын
I fully expect someone to send you a picture of them wearing CnF mug as a hat.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe even you...
@semiperfekt
@semiperfekt 5 жыл бұрын
"I'll look at it with my face." Brilliant 😆
@42exabyte17
@42exabyte17 5 жыл бұрын
The advantage of driing in one of the DB trains: The more you fail the more realistic it gets. But don´t even dare saying something against our beloved "Doppelstockwagen" ;D
@thedumgamer2046
@thedumgamer2046 5 жыл бұрын
Ooh orang top I WANNA ORANG TOP
@TinkerXperience
@TinkerXperience 5 жыл бұрын
It must've had something to do with the doorbell that wasn't a doorbell....
@kamilkrupinski1793
@kamilkrupinski1793 5 жыл бұрын
Also, it`s northern part of Bavaria, roughly 300 km from Austria :)
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 5 жыл бұрын
I've got good eyesight.
@StuntpilootStef
@StuntpilootStef 5 жыл бұрын
How did the colonel know I was a small helicopter?
@mobiletransportvideo
@mobiletransportvideo 5 жыл бұрын
Between the brake handles and the key is a brake reset button
@XCrawlFan
@XCrawlFan 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you throw that Swedish at me!
@НикитаЖданов-с5я
@НикитаЖданов-с5я 5 жыл бұрын
It was pantograph, wasn't it?
@Dappdude
@Dappdude 5 жыл бұрын
I do not understand why the game does not let you to set the distance units to the ones used locally. So miles when you're playing in the US and the UK, and kilometres for Germany and everywhere else.
@colonelfailure
@colonelfailure 5 жыл бұрын
You can. It's in settings someone.
@Dappdude
@Dappdude 5 жыл бұрын
@@colonelfailure so it switches over automatically between the two? Must be new then, didn't see that option last time I checked!
@Gigabeit.
@Gigabeit. 5 жыл бұрын
Ach kake zug schon wieder liegen geblieben?
@pietarisorsa153
@pietarisorsa153 5 жыл бұрын
Kaputtt
@carebloodlaevathein6732
@carebloodlaevathein6732 5 жыл бұрын
Zere iz one ''t'' too many in zis word. XD
@Kool_k
@Kool_k 5 жыл бұрын
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