Trapped In A Vault With Your Heist Partner [M4A ASMR] [kissing] [tsundere speaker] [deep UK voice]

[@PhasmidASMR]

the VERY spicy conclusion to this audio is available on patreon now!! www.patreon.com/posts/101708523 also, the listener characters name in this is MERRY!! not mary!! merry!! like from lord of the rings. also it's gender neutral

[@calamaria9624]

Hey Phas, great work on the audio as per usual! But I got a question, wasn't there another video addition to this character series? I seem to remember seeing a notif for it but I didn't actually watch it. Did something happen? Just curious!

[@PhasmidASMR]

hmm, no, i haven’t made another part of this series yet!! i plan to, but i’m not sure what notification you might be thinking of

[@calamaria9624]

@@PhasmidASMR huh, I guess it was for a different video then! Alright, thank you for clearing that up! I was worried something had happened with KZbin, but glad to know that isn't the case! Keep doing you! :)

[@aries1441]

I love merry!!!! ❤❤❤😢😢😢

[@afrahfathima901]

Dan and his damn lungs ..... AGAIN 🤣🤣😂😂

[@PhasmidASMR]

if his lungs worked properly, what would i put in my scripts then??

[@loucar155]

Honestly wtf!? Imagine how much money Dan’s insurance needs to pay!😂 (if he even has health insurance)

[@CharChar_Mck]

@@loucar155he’s lucky we don’t pay health insurance in the Uk lol

[@loucar155]

@@CharChar_Mck damn . . . I’m jealous one bandage in a American hospital is like 1,000$ 🥲 💸

[@rosemarykalathil2545]

Dan should really get his lungs checked lmao

[@PhasmidASMR]

if his lungs worked properly, what would i make jokes about then???

[@four1640]

can we please just get an epidose of "A day in the life of Dan" where Dan is just chilling and then his lung just collapses at some random point? I might actually die of amusement if this happened

[@Ghost_Boyo-87]

Omg PLEASE for like April 1st or something!! Lmao 🤣

[@fragranceman_]

He made the “Russian nesting doll” comment, and my brain immediately went “you mean you want me inside you lmao-“ and then I heard him go “Why’d you have to put it like that?” And I just about died

[@Chonkula]

Dan needs to stop buying the off-brand lungs... 🤣

[@CRUSH40RULES]

14:57 metal pipe dropping sound effect.

[@blueshepard7]

Thank you 😂

[@TangerineMuffin]

I was so focused it scared me for a second and i couldnt stop laughing for good 5 mins after

[@i_am-in_ur-walls.]

Lmfao thanks to you i played it on repeat and giggle forever

[@livingq5136]

lol troll

[@lunie4176]

"Don't look down" My brain, for reasons I do not understand: "Do it do it DO IT-" **looks down** ".....sh*t-"

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Shrek! I’m lookin’ down!

[@lunie4176]

​@@CRUSH40RULES LMAOOO I understand this reference

[@ElectrovioletVA]

Y'all, new Dan lore just dropped

[@yamas4799]

😂😂😂

[@SLillySmoke]

2:32 "whats that bag for?" Me, without missing a beat: "snacks!"

[@PhasmidASMR]

what snacks would you bring on a heist?

[@keep_on_the_balaclava]

​@PhasmidASMR pringles and Dr pepper is all I need 💪💪💪💪

[@PhasmidASMR]

@@keep_on_the_balaclava ok but what flavour pringles tho

[@keep_on_the_balaclava]

@PhasmidASMR sour cream and onion is arguably the best, its a classic💪💪💪

[@iminyourfloors]

HELP THE METAL PIPE FALLING SOUND 😭😭😭

[@PhasmidASMR]

i will not help you

[@LactoseIntollerance]

Help is on the way!! 🚓🚑

[@miauwer]

CRYING

[@Kitty_Kat101]

I WAS SEARCHING FOR THIS COMMENT LMAOOOO

[@MsMilitaryBrat]

THAT HAD ME WHEEZING

[@Froggo-wr2yt]

DAN NEEDS TO BE ON FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT AT THIS POINT MY LORD

[@PhasmidASMR]

that guy is FUCKED

[@Rainnnyyy14]

I love the LOTR references🤩😁 "Fly you fools!"

[@jenniferloving9054]

Me, too!

[@VioletDragon137]

And the “I’m Merry and you’re Pippin”

[@heratyc11]

The subtitles are killing me 😂 this is amazing

[@PhasmidASMR]

idk what happened to my brain

[@heratyc11]

@@PhasmidASMR I don't know, but it was wonderful

[@mseri_p]

"Mother f*****" I laughed way too many times in this one. But also, that glass cutting sound hurt my ears so bad but the metal pipe didn't?? 😭

[@bunniblues]

THE METAL PIPE SOUND IM SCREAMINF

[@PhasmidASMR]

the most goblin editing ive ever done

[@gaelmorin4487]

LITERALLY THO I DIED!!!

[@CorvoBacardi]

the metalgear solid call noise took me out, references upon references, a really fun storyline!

[@SapphireCrystals]

Oh for godsake Dan and his Lung strike again 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Alex_23296]

Not the bing metal pipe sound being the loudest thing in the video- 😭 Also is dan alright yk with his lungs....again?- Mate might wanna get that checked out before he says he’s gonna help with a heist..

[@xXZigorXx]

Me: Its almost midnight, time to go to bed Sees new video: 😌👌🏼

[@PhasmidASMR]

hey, it's asmr, so it's ok to listen to it in bed!!

[@fruitb4tz]

Everytime I hear metal pipe dropping sound effect it adds a year to my lifespan

[@PhasmidASMR]

put this video on loop to become immortal

[@Shaanarao]

@@PhasmidASMR LOL

[@Miharuryo]

4:31 idk wlhy but that curse was sooo smooth like my brain is locked on it lol

[@stardatezer0]

14:57 THE METAL PIPE FALLING SFX CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD HELPP LMAO

[@PhasmidASMR]

HEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE

[@sae-]

Oh word! I remember listening to one of your vids like months back try to find you in my history but i watched too many shorts and kinda gave up trying to find you again, but finally the algorithm is blessing me with something worth watching, glad to see you again

[@PhasmidASMR]

fuck the algorithm. (subscribe this time!!)

[@sae-]

@@PhasmidASMR brrrr almost forgor again ooopp

[@alfinthesimpbin]

DAN AUDIO WHEN. THIS MAN DESERVES SOME F2L SHIT OR SUMN, DUDE. poor man 😢

[@PhasmidASMR]

EVENTUALLY. PROBABLY.

[@alfinthesimpbin]

@@PhasmidASMR WITH MORE CONVICTION!!! COME OOOOOOON >:OOOOOOO

[@grunklestan1271]

these captions are getting giggles out of me

[@yousimp8040]

GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. GUYS. PHASMID POSTED A FREAKING VID. GUYS. GUYS. HE HAS BLESSED US. 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[@lamcb.9476]

Not the Codec call sound being my ringtone as well and me thinking my phone was going off

[@nicolel6426]

Who thought this man could commit any crime. He is hopeless 😭🤣

[@K4TYAA]

I don’t think Dan clicked the right Amazon link for lungs 😆

[@PhasmidASMR]

AHAHAHAHA. Temu ass lungs. Wish.com lungs

[@chelseajackman7730]

Babe wake up the GOAT posted a new audio.

[@PhasmidASMR]

this is literally me: 🐑

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

I'm so happy to hear another of your amazing audios! 😍 The LOTR names and quote was funny and I love that you used the Codec sound from Metal Gear Solid, one of my favourite games! 🤩 Kanade's voice fitted perfectly to reply 👍 Even though you wanted Frodo, they should have called you Sam Because you are kind, sweet, caring and always there for us 🥰 Oofft that abseiling part made me blush a bit, you know our mischievous mind well! 😉 Awh nooo poor Dan I mean Gollum! He's "precious" lung is more like a whoopee cushion always deflating! 😂 Hmm..Checking out the...rear goods, yes that is definitely something I would do, wow It's like you can read my mind! 😈 I also very much approve of the shutting up technique 😘 I could listen to your voice for hours Phasmid! You have the greatest imagination and the best sense of humour, you always make me smile 😊 I appreciate it more than words can say Thank you so much ❤

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

I hope your cold gets better very soon! ❤

[@PhasmidASMR]

thank you, i'm on the mend!!!

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

@@PhasmidASMR I'm glad to hear it 😃

[@Veebobeebo]

the pipe sound kills me

[@PhasmidASMR]

HEHEHEHEH. i thought about doing that for so long. no regrets

[@okayyea7723]

Dan seriously needs to get his lungs checked out, I’m getting worried 😰

[@PhasmidASMR]

there is no helping him. the man is fucked

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

@@PhasmidASMR I laughed so hard at this! 😂 ❤

[@briarpelt2333]

Those code names are perfect! Absolutely delightful

[@MCpro229]

The sheer amount of innuendos in this is-

[@knittyoddica]

ER nurse seeing Dan (yet again) ASMR when?

[@PhasmidASMR]

he actually died this time sooo

[@knittyoddica]

​@@PhasmidASMR 🤔 smart move, when you're a ghost your lungs can't collapse anymore 😂

[@Lychi-wx3qi]

Poor Dan, bro is fighting for his life every week 😭

[@GingerCox_AncientRaccoonDomme]

The literal gobs of DNA about to be left in that crime scene. 😂😂😂

[@PhasmidASMR]

perhaps it'll be kept inside...

[@AsaGonzalez-ms3vx]

"He always does this!" What? HAVE HIS LINGS COLLAPSE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@PhasmidASMR]

*so* many times

[@makkabeech]

This was the most nonchalant heist I've ever been on. Lots of fun! Tha k you for the good time!

[@Petitetinypengu]

AND THERE WAS ONLY ONLY ONE CLIP! Great remix on the one bed or horse trope! Lol!

[@lunie4176]

Ah yes, more of Dan and those burner lungs 🤣💀

[@PhasmidASMR]

i just can't stop making that joke.. i need help...

[@Draedaja]

The thing with the code names was brilliant - and any "Mary"s out there are going to feel very included today :D

[@PhasmidASMR]

m e r r y

[@Draedaja]

@@PhasmidASMR I know that's how the Hobbit is spelled, but I don't know if many actual people are! But "Mary"s might at least hear their name in this^^

[@Lily-pl6xg]

I just subscribed to your Patreon as well.. and all I got to say is WELL DONE 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@elfbotanist]

DAN NOT THIS TIME 😭

[@CinderFalls]

15:31 I'm loving the captions

[@TheLuxVex]

You were about to? That quickly? 😂 also, I see what you did in the subtitles 😏

[@PhasmidASMR]

it was *really* rubbing

[@TheLuxVex]

@@PhasmidASMR glad you enjoyed it 😏

[@RemyDarling]

OMG. I just realized that this was YOU, and I was like "YAAAAS! I love this one." Subbed.

[@BluestormsSong]

Thanks to Dan and his lung for being a terrible team player and giving us the opportunity to surprise this guy

[@end4025]

You know...if I was ever going to get trapped in a vault with my heist partner, I wouldn't mind it being this one

[@AsherRozu-ls9rz]

I loved this, a masterpiece

[@wolf73371]

The subtitles in this are priceless. 😂😂

[@Jigoku-ni-iku]

forget the audio, dan’s cooked😭😭

[@sarahedwards8451]

I had to pause after the pile dropping effect 😂😂 I’m wheezing

[@ЕкатеринаЧекалина-у1щ]

Wasn't expected, but MUCH appreciated

[@jillianproctor2536]

Gosh DAN, you trying to foil the plan by having your lungs collapse?… rude😂

[@alik9783]

the metal pipe clanging sound has been so memed at this point I can't take it seriously anymore lmao

[@Frentoags]

14:57 not the metal pipe soundeffect💀

[@St4r_mary]

My name is Mary!! And and my birthday is the 27….of April, yk! Sorry that’s off topic…..my cousin’s name is Pippin…ANYWAYS, keep up the great work, love it, and I love ya!!🩵🤍🩷

[@mega_milliee]

the pipe sound kills me 😂❤

[@PhasmidASMR]

i could barely get through that bit when i was editing it, i couldn't breathe

[@CamTaylorsversion-bk6tt]

"Yeah, well done, you clicked on the right amazon link, me and mary are impressed, im sure." His excitement saying "Is that right Mary? are you impressed? 🥺"

[@Myriako]

Thank you for this video! 😀🌹🌹

[@creativesophie9300]

15:37 I screamed catch me!!!!😂😂

[@R4TS1]

4:44 BRO SHE IS LOWKEY MOMMY ;-; 😻😻😻😻

[@PhasmidASMR]

you should check out kanade’s channel bc tbh it’s not lowkey at all

[@anoldbreadroll4423]

4:28 WHEEZED "motherfu-"

[@anoldbreadroll4423]

19:39 AHAHAHAH I love his sense of humour pls

[@MadelonMN]

As a big LOTR fan, I love the "Fly, you fools"❤❤

[@lowlax4e]

can there be a part 2 plz if not its ok. I LOVE THIS

[@babyshowerhazard]

I was so close to falling asleep but that metal pipe sound made my eyes snap open so fast😂

[@PhasmidASMR]

please forgive me i couldn’t help myself

[@rachelharvey977]

Lord of the Rings is a classic 💍🪓🧙🏽‍♀️🏹✨🗡️🧝🏻‍♀️

[@yamas4799]

Chilllleee, Dan needs his own video cause sir😂, whats wrong with you?😂

[@lorettaschaefer6652]

Him:Im not that cocky Me:yes u are

[@ChristopherCherry02]

That voice 🥵❤️

[@C0M3T_3RD]

07:49 Im enjoying the LOTR references in this audio a bit too much 😅 Edit: Poor Dan just had to be Gollum, didn't he?

[@PhasmidASMR]

who else would he be tbh. he was born for that name

[@ahyesdoggo2959]

15:05 PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN For the Phantom

[@LizzHarty]

The metal gear solid ringtone :> i love it and use it too

[@CRUSH40RULES]

My nan got admitted to the hospital yesterday and I needed something put my mind at ease.

[@PhasmidASMR]

i hope she gets well soon!! and i hope her lung didn't collapse like dan's 💖

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Same. Luckily its not her lungs. Thanks!

[@aliannadorsey9398]

Bless Dan's sweet, cursed lungs, putting us in another great situation 🙏

[@Annie-cc7me]

ok but the subtitles🤣

[@_-________]

the metal pipe sound fucking sent me

[@PhasmidASMR]

i was absolutely cackling while editing that part

[@LittleBiscuitMaker]

​@@PhasmidASMR I would love to hear your outtakes or editing where your just giggling away to yourself ❤

[@tamarrasavage2620]

One of my favorites

[@Satan-ub7we]

Love the subtitles. Sorry about the worm in your brain

[@LactoseIntollerance]

Dan needs to stop vaping it’s fucking with their health

[@PhasmidASMR]

dude that's 100 nic

[@Vixenschuuring]

Heeeeell yeah LOTR code names😂

[@yamas4799]

😂😂. I'm literally laughing for majority of this video

[@ElementalWhispers]

@kanadeasmr did such a great job!

[@PhasmidASMR]

fr!! i love her work and i'm so grateful for her featuring in this 💖💖💖

[@hannahcrosby9644]

I don’t know, I think Dan stole said item then faked a collapsed lung.

[@NightflySage]

I am personally MOST JOYOUS to be merry, now if you'll excuse me I will continue eating my second breakfast while being The emotional support farmer for a angsty little twink who keeps getting messed in with the bad people and is apparently immune to addiction

[@hey.wassupbro]

14:57 THE SOUND EFFECT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD 😭

[@PhasmidASMR]

you’re welcome x

[@lunie4176]

LMAO are the codenames references to LOTR 🤣

[@chacoshokoboi1487]

As a climber and someone who uses ropes often, i don’t understand the descent method they used especially considering they only mention Carabinas and no belay devices to safely descend such a distance safely… I’m assuming it would have been a Gregre but then how would the spoon position work given the harness designs….? Either way I’m confused lol. For the sake of audio stories it’s not bad but as someone in the field not my favourite 😂

[@PhasmidASMR]

yeah, this is gonna be a suspend-your-disbelief moment for anybody who actually knows about climbing, because I very much do not

[@vanessahoffmann2367]

Just wanted to say you sometimes sound a bit like Lazlo from what we do in the shadows and I‘m here for it

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss1365]

YALL!! im new is this an ongoing character with their own series or?

[@PhasmidASMR]

nope, it's new!!

[@111MSmester]

Im getting concerned for Dan buddy. What did he do to his lungs when he was younger? Smoke packs a day or smth???😰

[@loucar155]

Like wtf!? Dan!😡

[@PhasmidASMR]

he deliberately collapses his lungs for attention 🙄

[@pixelae8046]

Never let Dan do anything important

[@Soundscapes775]

I heard the metal gear solid phone and in my head i just heard "SNAKE!?!?"

[@gaelmorin4487]

I'm sorry but the falling metal pipe sound made me cackle TvT

[@BeccaBasilisk]

Gods damn it you KNEW what you were doing with this *absail noises*

[@mega_milliee]

dans lungs ffs… they’ve gave up on him again …

[@zinniatry]

I have a feeling that I'm gonna like this channel ... ꉂ☻ᵎᵎᵎ

[@PhasmidASMR]

I agree!!!