Beating Green Minecraft

[@BlackYoshiX]

It's not sapphire it's lapis

[@violaanderson175]

Wrong

[@nega-guy]

Video uploaded 5 minutes ago, comment made 5 hours ago.

[@Kitty255Again]

​@@nega-guyyoure just late

[@TheRealDarkSide830]

But can he beat minecraft without jade?

[@FlyingLine]

Pin of shame smh

[@EmperorBrettavius]

Run invalid. He went to a blacksmith and not a greensmith.

[@theplayer1997]

Real

[@bingusbongus9807]

see why fact checkers say this is TRUE!!!

[@tonyvega1705]

Yea, that affected the run heavily He must do a second apology video.

[@PlainGammer]

Greensmiths apart of minecraft 1.21 release

[@tophatbecausehatiscool9566]

zapology when

[@zekeram129]

I love how there was genuinely enough grass blocks on the bridge to parkour across the water

[@StrikeLaserEyes]

And then walks on the path after succesfully dodging the bridge

[@henrypejica5308]

Have you considered trying to beat dark minecraft? The rules state: - You can't turn your monitor on at any point - You have to have dark minecraft installed - Lapis cannot be used

[@mossbergr]

sapphire*

[@henrypejica5308]

@@mossbergr My most profuse apologies

[@trapperdapper]

The Bartholomew X Green Yoshi spin off has been cancelled.

[@Shadow_Mage]

RIP

[@TheRealDarkSide830]

Another poor decision by Warner Bros.

[@aidanbirmingham7566]

How tf was this commented before the video even came out?!??!?

[@itsmokka44]

:(

[@Knobbler]

oh thank god

[@buddyisbored2355]

I like to imagine some child from a foreign country watches these videos, doesnt speak a single word of english. And just assumes this is just what minecraft in the US is like

[@davidvaldez1093]

Minecraft china:

[@dastan4natsad]

Wait, it isn't always like that?

[@MaxusYT592]

I'm an Arab and I understand every word he says lol

[@hamaczech13]

Tip: When beating Yellow Minecraft, in order to cross blue river, pee in it.

[@wetnoodle5471]

Everyone knows blue + yellow makes green though?????

[@hamaczech13]

@@wetnoodle5471 fluids don't mix in minecraft 🙄

[@10-to-the-games]

Don't forget to obtain the golden beetato, allowing you to see everything as yellow.

[@kiwi_2_official]

@@wetnoodle5471 you arent pissing ahrd enough

[@humungousRat]

@@hamaczech13wait a second, is that THE hamaczech from THE bogcraft server? There’s no way, right?

[@SadToffee]

in one of these videos the joke is just going to be that he does the challenge completely correctly.

[@MauveDash]

48 seconds in we see them run on sand

[@lbelypokelbely1137]

Prolly an April first

[@Ranamo_]

​@@MauveDashwooooooooooosh

[@Heronoobie]

he's been going to the same bastion for every run 😭😭

[@iamghostorami]

This one was green

[@bruhbruh9895]

I bet you can't beat Minecraft without using Galvanized Square Steel with Eco-friendly wood to efficiently maximize space.

[@SavageJarJar]

Yeah, he'll probably get unlucky with the foldable desk thay doubles as a kitchen and get the rare screws from auntie spawn

[@greenberrygk]

@@SavageJarJarplus he won’t be able to use thermostrat so you can’t use advanced metal detection

[@RageBird7200]

And don't forget the 0 centimeter apartment!

[@SavageJarJar]

@@RageBird7200 Actually, none of the videos have featured a >1cm apartment.

[@RageBird7200]

@@SavageJarJar oh I forgot

[@benshain8835]

Love the SUPER IMPORTANT items that were just thrown out in like 5 minutes lmao

[@ragequazar]

This is absolutely a mistake but I want to do it so here we go A list of every single mistake/oddity in this challenge video: 0:13 Run is already invalid, Trapper spawned standing on a non-green block 0:17 Yoshi in mid-air 0:28 An elder guardian spawns on a tree 0:46 Trees do not generate with only one leaf block 0:46 Vines do not generate without the presence of a leaf block 0:46 Green sheep do not generate naturally 0:46 Bamboo do not naturally generate that tall 0:57 Yoshi obtains the "Isn't It Iron Pick" advancement for the second time 1:05 Watermelons do not generate naturally in the ground 1:12 Elder guardians do not spawn outside of an ocean monument 1:24 Tropical fish do not have standable hitboxes 1:31 Trapper once again stands on a non-green block 1:32 Trapper once again stands on a non-green block 1:32 Trapper once again st 1:32 Trapper 1:32 trapper 1:34 The sky in Minecraft is blue, not green 1:34 There is a floating anvil 1:38 Weaponsmiths do not generate with this many anvils 1:39 None of this loot is in the Weaponsmith loot table 2:15 Ruined Nether portals do not generate like this, nor this big 2:31 Halloween Hill is not a location in Minecraft 2:56 Pumpkins are not gravity blocks 2:59 The Efficiency VI enchantment is illegal 2:59 The Infinity II enchantment is illegal 2:59 The Bung Johnson III enchantment does not exist 3:13 Giant Subscribe signs do not generate naturally 3:15 Trapper did not start smelting glass earlier 3:17 Trapper did not obtain cactus from a desert 3:23 Trapper did not obtain shears from a jungle temple 3:26 You cannot shear clouds 3:48 no 3:57 An elytra is unobtainable before going to the End 4:03 This is not the texture of water 4:04 This is not lava 4:22 Trapper enters Creative mode 4:22 You cannot carve nor wear watermlons 4:30 Dark prismarine blocks do not generate in bastions 4:30 Pictures of Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show do not generate in bastions 4:33 Slime blocks do not generate in bastions 4:33 Chickens do not generate in bastions 4:33 This many gold blocks do not generate in bastions 4:33 Yoshis do not generate in bastions 4:41 Green pickaxes do not exist in Minecraft 4:41 The Flame IV enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Luck of the Sea VII enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Sharpness X enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Silk Touch II enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Soul Speed IX enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Thorns I enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Curse of Vanishing V enchantment is illegal 4:41 The Burger IV enchantment does not exist 4:41 The Spicy-Dingleton-Bottom XII enchantment does not exist 4:50 End Portal blocks do not generate in bastions 4:51 The End does not generate with water 4:51 The End does not generate with mossy cobblestone blocks 4:51 Trapper has not been trying for decades 4:59 Green oceans do not exist in Minecraft 4:59 Trapper did not obtain a Trident from a green ocean 5:04 The Ender Dragon does not afflict Mining Fatigue 5:04 This is an Elder guardian, not the Ender Dragon 5:21 There is no End drainage system in Minecraft 6:29 Trapper did not complete the challenge This was a mistake

[@kelpstorm]

i love this, some of my favourites are "3:48 no" "4:30 Pictures of Luigi from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show do not generate in bastions" "4:51 Trapper has not been trying for decades" "1:32 Trapper once again st" genuinley didnt actually even notice some of these like the elytra, infinity II, him being in creative mode- god theres so much to this video i cant keep up also i didnt even know that pure green tropical fish werent a thing, im shocked and bamboozled to have actually learned something from this

[@666thecreature]

I hate to be a downer, but pure green tropical fish can spawn naturally! In the words of the Minecraft wiki, “When tropical fish spawn in the wild, 90% of the time they appear as schools of one of the 22 varieties seen on the right, and the other 10% of the time their patterns, size, and colors are completely random, drawn from any of 2 shapes, 6 patterns, 16 base colors, and 16 pattern colors.” So, if the base and pattern are both green, there you go!

[@ragequazar]

@@666thecreature Corrected, thank you!

[@666thecreature]

@@ragequazar No problem!

[@mif_sovremennosty]

Thank you!

[@ghz957]

he stepped on sand at the start but thankfully some of the crystals in the sand must have been green

[@kelpstorm]

fun fact, minecraft sand is actually all from minecraft oceans!! and as we know seaglass is green, meaning yes there are small bits of green seaglass in every block of sand so the run is valid!!

[@mif_sovremennosty]

I hope there were green pieces in the bark of that log he punched in the village

[@zachshorts]

I completely forgot this channel was satire

[@mannersmain1278]

you sure? all seems legit to me

[@GreenLeafUponTheSky]

He had me at "shear the clouds for white dye"

[@TiiAye]

You’re content is some of the funniest on the site. I love how no sensical it is It’s like you took those cursed Minecraft edits and made them playable but only to you. Also the gags are hilarious please don’t stop uploading and make that end screen cool!

[@schmingbeefin4473]

0:46 Did you just... walk on...... green sand pretending to be yellow sand? I can't believe you knew it was an imposter, you're so good at this game.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I love how they just completely give up on not stepping on the paths the moment they get across the water

[@Archiv1st]

3:04 honestly the pause with the no talking felt so real

[@41dn]

"All I need to do is-- oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck"

[@thetallpancake]

I just remembered I forgot an enchant on my god axe. Bung Johnson III is ESSENTIAL. Thanks for reminding me!

[@Isalick34]

I appreciate the Super Paper Mario Count Bleck music playing at the meeting

[@serialartistry]

the ramifications of the Burger enchantment are still being discovered by scientists to this day

[@MAATsBud]

The lore is insane, game theory video when?

[@Silver-xp3es]

I can’t believe you aren’t a huge channel yet. I mean seriously you’re so funny. Me and my little sister have watched every single one of your videos together. It’s almost like a little event for us when one comes out. You’re one of my favorite KZbinrs and a way me and my sister spend time together. Thank you, we appreciate you

[@simplyeyeronic1443]

Dude, your computer really needs to get its warding sigils checked.

[@naplockblubba5369]

4:25 If I see that exact same bastion one more time I am going to lose my shit

[@Slferon]

i love how we set a rule where you can't touch anything else then green and then throw that rule out the window not even a minute later

[@geothepoly]

Bro is on Planet Namek 1:34

[@givlupi2686]

This is pretty much spot-on to real challenge videos. For extra accuracy, you should complain when the game isn't designed for the challenge you just made up.

[@apples_yt]

Color my expectations subverted, this was amazing. The physical/visual comedy was awesome as always, and combining it with your verbal dry humor was a great choice with scenes such as you parkouring down the badlands at the start. It was also really funny to see you establish rules, and then don't even follow them later like when you mine (brown)wood for no reason in the village when you stated earlier that you can't mine it due to its color. The absurdism is also great, and I felt like this episode was more well rounded in comparison to the previous ones. Keep it up, you'd be a great standup comedian I reckon, and those talents are put on full display in these videos. 👍

[@beatricehyde3463]

minecraft if it ate a greenberry:

[@barradas5759]

so true

[@AniematedSteph]

The lore expands

[@techtrack435]

Bung Johnson III best enchant in the game

[@MDGboyy]

Shame on Ulysses S Grant for real. He had no idea what he was talking about.

[@wyattsmith7556]

I like to imagine a blind person listening to these videos and getting literally none of the jokes

[@granitticore208]

I'm in love with cockroach stanleyfernbottomshortpants

[@scottrastyles2592]

Man I really like creativity in those videos

[@Frostbyte_09]

the rules really helped clarify this challenge!

[@the17thvoyager89]

The lore behind these is insane

[@Interestking]

How DARE you call me a dinglebop in front of war hero and former president Ulysses S. Grant?

[@tacocat300O00]

im sorry but the run failed at exactly 2:00 because the iron golem pushed you onto the ultra rare minecraft fire ant, which everyone knows is not green.

[@insertname9098]

I know its a minor and very specific gag but the color picker over the nether at around 2:30 caught me off guard and got the first audible laugh out of me. Its so stupid. Grade A art kid humor

[@kasanova-b3u]

this is exactly what i needed rn

[@Rosem_Blossom]

The cinematic universe expands.

[@alexsmith_is_so_cool]

great video, could use more clickbait and overly saturated colours to appeal to kids. love to see more farming equipment videos more

[@jackys_handle]

0:12 is this foreshadowing dark green minecraft, bamboo green minecraft, blue minecraft, gray minecraft, orange minecraft, pumpkinfaceorange minecraft, JohnFortnite coluour minecraft, minecraft dungeons, lime minecraft and black minecraft!??!?

[@Chlrintruc]

1:41 His "You"ll See" lmao is amazing.

[@melvint-p9500]

I’m glad pumpkin hill made an appearance in this video

[@domisawsum]

Video idea: you should go to a ton of random servers across different versions like hypixel and minehut but pretend like youre beating minecraft or doing a challenge

[@5gallonsofwater495]

I genuinely like his videos because it feels like I'm following the train of thoughts of a child. Very nostalgic. Heck, I might've even said his current user name at some point when I was young.

[@caldog619]

I love the random Mama Luigi painting in the bastion

[@caevor523]

These videos are so funny I am very glad you’re making them :)

[@doomakarn]

The comedy of these videos are absolutely brilliant, great stuff

[@robloxmvofficial]

i love all the little subtleties

[@Dairyhomeslooker]

Your videos are the peak of satire

[@TJ-hg6op]

Hey I saw another youtuber plan to do this one challenge, but he hasn’t released the first part yet. So you should make a video where you beat Minecraft with dementia before him.

[@diamondyoshi6649]

holy shit it's yoshi real!

[@awesomepuppy404]

Amazing! I've never seen someone get a Bung Johnson III axe so quickly!

[@tamagosalada]

Incomprehensible, have a great day

[@da_purple_lizard]

trapperdapper truly is the xavier renegade angel of minecraft channels

[@upseguest]

Agent 119 of the duck foundation, we will force you to beat minecraft with only ducks! We know your location, Dapper

[@Erased_UnityXDX]

This demonstrates that you're a green

[@_.destroy.ac_]

bung johnson is very rare enchant!!!!!!

[@espado7189]

Damn, that's a good cliffhanger

[@theelusive9]

1. The pumpkin only made half of the screen green 2. He immediately goes into third person, taking away the green filter.

[@wowwow7210]

1:33 You stepped on the brown path, run ruined, give me your green card.

[@martixmine]

I genuenly like the flawlessity of all your runs, including this one. I also use sufficiently green icon on my channel to leave a nice green commentary xD

[@PetrocaVT]

Man, this is the content I was looking for, keep grinding! Your videos can get lots of views for sure!

[@errorsansglitch208]

I love how the skin stays consistent between videos

[@Birdblocks.]

There’s no way there’s consistent lore now

[@bertsampson7869]

I wish i wasnt color blind so i could truly experience this 😢. Oh well it was nice seeing you beat red minecraft…

[@mafagafotherandom6821]

this entire video feels like a Eltorro64Rus video mixed with a fever dream

[@theelusive9]

Ok the end drainage pipe was actually cool

[@stargazzer9166]

Bro the amount of times he walked on green 💀

[@luscasreaper8700]

The lore is expanding

[@SandwichGamesHeavy]

Love your vids! These are so sarcasmic and ironic! (I really hope that I understood this)

[@rayezy]

Here's the rules for those of you who missed it (very important that you read the rules): 1. I am not allowed to play Minecraft unless it is green. Minecraft must be green at all times. If it's not green I need to make it green. Ok that's enough of that. The rules are only going to be on screen for a few frames so if you're reading this then that means you paused. Applebottom jeans boots with the fur. Let me use this space to give a shoutout to someone very important to me. Cockroach Stanleyfernbottomshortpants. To phrase that in a way your feeble mind can easily understand, "Alfredo Johnson Burger Burger Bridge that he pees offf of Tuesday" did you get all that? Rule #2: There will be absolutely, for sure, 100% positively, no breaking this rule! Did you know that on September 17th of the year 1973 Ulysses S. Grant came back from the grave and pronounced that StevieGamer15 is the greatest Minecraft player to ever live? Pfft... like we should believe former president and war hero Ulysses S. Grant. For my money? Quagnotch might've been the greatest player to ever live. Pretty inconsiderate of war hero and former president Ulysses S. Grant to not acknowledge the feats of Quatnotch. Poop fart Family Guy? Funny glug glug chocolate milk. Burger Jeremy the 3rd. As I was saying, this rule is unknown. To learn more, ask someone who cares. Dinglebop.

[@Millieror64]

Don't worry everyone, he didn't touch any non-green colors. Your eyes are simply playing tricks on you to think that you are safe from me

[@Cornmuncher56]

burger 4, bung johnson, and spicy-dingleton-bottom 12

[@gdopp15]

3:00 no way you found an ace with bubg Johnson 3!! that has to be like a 1 in 7365248762 chance!

[@TheOneAndOnlySnazzyJazzyAzzy]

You can never tell if he’ll make an unreasonably hard jump or cut away from the death screen.

[@mk_aquila]

Do a "can I beat Minecraft?" challenge next

[@donutdude4170]

the lore is getting deep now 😂😂🙏

[@charleshaskell2056]

I saw the "burger" enchantment and, for some reason, bust out laughing

[@nino4242]

The second I heard the paper Mario music I knew what kind of event this would be

[@randomviever]

What an amazing plot twist at the end

[@hunterhallman9560]

He accidentally stepped on a path in the village cheater

[@hunterhallman9560]

Oh yah and the pumpkin realm

[@notjbfold]

its a joke video

[@rustkitty]

Great, now I will wonder if I'm color blind for the rest of my life...

[@bingusbongus9807]

wait a minute... this isnt paper mario!!!! you defied my will!!! you shall surely perish and be sentenced to eternal torment

[@gohrcat]

dude these videos are hilarious

[@Capiosus]

Applebottom jeans boots with the fur.

[@averygwyn1857]

He predicted bamboo wood...

[@cambac-pro]

He will never beat Minecraft without awkward mundane splash linger water bottle potion

[@-perry]

1:35 Bro went to Namek

[@mrmagic37]

Trapperdapper lore is a thing now

[@iidarknessfoxx]

I love you Trapperdapper please dont die 🙏🙏🙏

[@HuangLongGaming]

i hate to break it to you but everyone dies

[@RabiesGF99]

the lore is insane

[@lightfiendish]

The lore... deepens.

[@echo5172]

i would love to see halloween hill return

[@veryrareveryholy]

Beat Minecraft without peeled slightly used spotted banana block now.

[@medio-litro]

Aight getting the end portal from the gold blocks was inexplicably funny.